"Are you mad at me?" N00000. I'm actually happy that you broke my heart and hurt me...

'Are you mad at me?' Nooooo, I'm actually happy that you broke my heart and hurt me.... #heartbreak #hurt #sarcasm #heartbroken #pain ##breakup #broken #sarcastic #quote #quotes #quoteoftheday #QOTD #SearchQuotes

"Oh, you think I'm upset? Nah, I'm thrilled you shattered my soul and wounded me deeply... #desolation #anguish #irony #devastated #suffering #split #shattered #facetious #saying #sayings #dailyquote #DOQ #QuoteFinder"

'Are you mad at me?' Yessss, I'm actually thrilled that you healed my heart and helped me.... #heartmend #healed #sincerity #heartwhole #joy #makeups #whole #genuine #affirmation #affirmations #affirmationoftheday #AOTD #FindAffirmations


It's always best to introduce your new spouse as your first husband/wife. Just to be clear ð (available in our Etsy store, link in the bio)#thetruthhurts #wedding #marriage #engagement #engaged #married #justmarried #firsthusband #firstwife #husband #wife #keepitreal #greetingcard #greetingcards #funny #sarcastic #etsy #buyme #ð#ð° #weddings #marry

For clarity's sake, present your new partner as spouse number one. 😉 (Shop now on Etsy, link in profile) #brutalhonesty #nuptials #wedlock #betrothal #hitched #newlyweds #numberonehusband #numberonewife #hubby #wifey #bereal #greeting #cards #humorous #witty #etsyshop #shopnow #💍#👰 #weddingday #tie the knot

"It's always worst to introduce your new spouse as your last husband/wife. Just to confuse ð (unavailable in our Etsy store, link nowhere)#thetruthheals #divorce #separation #single #separated #divorced #justdivorced #lasthusband #lastwife #exhusband #exwife #fakeit #greetingcard #greetingcards #serious #sincere #none #dontbuyme #ð¢#ð ¹ #divorces #unmarry"


A handwritten note says, "I don't hate you, but if you were on fire and I had a bottle of water, I would drink it."

I'm thirsty all the time#sarcastic  #sarcasme #sarcasm #bitchmode  #bitchy #bitch

My throat's a desert. #drippingwithsass #sassiness #sass #moody #crabby #cranky

I'm never thirsty #serious #sincerity #kind #kindness #sweet


"Anthony, 27, not looking for anything serious, just abs."

Because I couldn't tell that from your pic.......#tinder #tinderfail #creepyguy #creepytindermoments #whyiswipedleft #loser #reallythough #putyourpantson #crotchesoftinder #snarky #sarcastic #snarkastic #youarestupid #stupid #stupidity #stupidityiswinningthewar #no #idiot #byefelipe #kinky #experiment #experimental

Yeah, the photo *didn't* make that obvious at all... #datingapp #datingappfail #weirdo #awkwarddatingappencounters #reasonforswipeleft #pathetic #seriouslythough #cloteyourself #junkshowondatingapps #witty #mocking #wittilymocking #youresilly #silly #silliness #sillinessprevails #nah #moron #goodbyedude #freaky #test #testing

Because I could tell that from your pic.......#hinge #hingewin #sweetguy #wholesomehingemoments #whyiswipedright #winner #reallythough #keepyourpantsoff #gentlemenofhinge #sincere #earnest #sincernest #youaresmart #smart #intelligence #intelligenceiswinningthewar #yes #genius #byefelicia #vanilla #confirm #conventional


A man kneeling to tie his shoelace while holding a dog leash, with a text overlay that says "Losing your teeth in... 3.. 2.. 1..".

Good thing he won't trip over that shoe lace. #safteyfirst #dogsofinstagram #catsofinstagram #dogproblems #catrevenge #deepthoughts #negativenancy #restingbitchfaceog #restingbitchface #aintgottimeforthat #meme #instalike #sorrynotsorry #funny #funnypictures #fun #laugh #sarcasm #sarcastic #funnypics #lol #lmao #lolz #laugh #lmfao #nikkitcb #funday #erryday

Phew, disaster averted! That lace almost got him. #securityfirst #dogsoninsta #catsoninsta #dogwoes #catpayback #profoundmusings #pessimisticpatty #restingcrankfaceoriginal #restingcrankface #toobusyforthat #internetjoke #instalove #notsorry #hilarious #amusingpictures #amusement #giggle #mockery #mocking #humorouspics #rofl #rotflmao #roflz #giggle #rotflol #nikkitcb #weekend #allday

Oh no, he's totally going to trip over that shoe lace. #lastplace #catsofinstagram #dogsofinstagram #catproblems #dogredemption #shallowmusings #positivepatty #smilingfaceog #smilingface #gottimeforthat #serious #instalove #veryverySorry #unfunny #unfunnypictures #unfun #cry #sincerity #sincere #seriouspics #sad #sadface #sadz #cry #sadnoises #nikkitcb #sadday #everynight


A meme of the character Ross Geller from the television show "Friends" with text overlay that reads, "When people make fun of my insecurities," and "Ah, humor based on my pain. Ah, ha, ha."


Love summer time ððð #sarcastic #whatissummer #june #summer #Britain #Britishweather #Leeds #rain #cold #wet #2015 #photograph

Summer, I guess? 😉😉😉 #ironic #summerwho? #june #summer #UK #UKweather #Leeds #downpour #chilly #soaked #2015 #photo

Hate winter time 😠😠😠 #serious #thisissummer #december #winter #California #Americanweather #LosAngeles #sun #hot #dry #2024 #painting


"Crazy girlfriends are the best. She might love you, she might stab you in your sleep. Such an exciting relationship."

#Sarcasmserveddaily #sarcasm #sarcastic #instagood #funny #smartass #humor #funnyquotes #facts #funnymeme #laughing #hilarious #jokes #laugh #sofunny #instafunny #jokes #lmao

#DailyDoseOfSarcasm #irony #witty #instadaily #amusing #wiseacre #comedy #humorousquotes #truths #dankmeme #giggling #comical #gags #chuckle #veryfunny #instajokes #gags #rofl

#Sincerityofferedhourly #sincerity #genuine #badinstagood #serious #dumbass #solemn #sadquotes #fictions #sadmeme #crying #depressing #truths #cry #serious #instasad #truths #smh


A Tinder message with a pickup line comparing the recipient to the SAT exam.

Thanks for the submit! Haha such a good pick up line! And a very accurate preamble. ..#tinder #tinderfail #creepyguy #creepytindermoments #loser #youscaredmeoff #pickuplines #pickuplinesthatdontwork #domelikethesat #sat #sats #takethetest #snarky #sarcastic #snarkastic #youarestupid #stupid #stupidity #stupidityiswinningthewar #no #idiot #byefelipe #unique

Submission appreciated! Lol, that opening gambit was golden! And that preamble is spot-on... #tinder #tinderdisaster #weirdo #awkwardtinderexperiences #failure #yourepelledme #chatup lines #flirtationattempts gone wrong #dothisasifthesat #standardizedtest #standardizedtests #testtaking #witty #mocking #wittilymocking #yourbrainisfrying #dense #denseness #moronisdominating #nope #moron #goodriddance #original

Welcome for the compliment! Haha such a bad turn off line! And a very inaccurate postscript. ..#hinge #hingewin #sweetguy #sweetgingermoments #winner #youattractedme #chatuplines #pickuplinesthatwork #dontbelikethesat #act #acts #skipthistest #sincere #earnest #sincereastic #youaresmart #smart #intelligence #intelligenceiswinningthewar #yes #genius #hellofelipe #generic


A black image with white text that says "I TOLD THIS GIRL TO TEXT ME WHEN SHE GOT HOME...I THINK SHE IS HOMELESS." and "@REBEL CIRCUS" below. Below that is a white and black logo and the text "rebelcircusquotes_".

#Repost @rebelcircusquotes_ #smileã»ã»ã»I think a lot of the girls I meet are homeless..Or they jsut aren't into me. @rebelcircus #rebelcircus #meme #bitchyquotes #funny #bitchy #funnyquotes #sarcasm #sarcastic

#Reupload @rebelcircusquotes_ #grin...I'm starting to believe most of the ladies I encounter are unhoused...Or maybe they're simply not attracted to me. @rebelcircus #rebelcircus #joke #snappycomments #humorous #snappy #humoroussayings #irony #ironical

#Repost @rebelcircusquotes_ #frownã»ã»ã»I think very few of the girls I meet have homes..Or they just adore me. @rebelcircus #rebelcircus #praise #kindquotes #serious #kind #seriousquotes #sincerity #sincere


A blue background with white text that reads, "The cops came to my house and asked where I was between 5 and 6... Apparently 'Kindergarten' was NOT the right answer!"

Here is my #smartass contribution of the dayð #joke #tuesdayfunny#sarcastic#laugh#tuesdayfunny#humor #hilarious #laugh #meme #sarcasm #sofunny #wiseass

My cheeky offering for today! 😂 #quip #tuesdaylaughs #witty #chuckle #tuesdaylaughs #comedy #amusing #giggle #mockery #droll #cleverclog

Here is my #sincere contribution of the day😇 #truth #tuesdayserious #genuine #cry #tuesdaysad #somber #cry #wisdom #earnest #boring #fool


A scene from the movie Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2, featuring Sam Sparks holding out a living strawberry to a startled Flint Lockwood.

I'm back home! And can't wait for school...#sarcasm#is#sarcastic #cloudywithachanceofmeatballs2

Home sweet home! Thrilled to return to the books... not. #irony #just #being #facetious #cloudywithachanceofmeatballs2

I'm leaving home! And dreading no school...#sincerity#isn't#unsarcastic #cloudywithachanceofmeatballs2


A sarcastic meme: "I don't know why you're upset. Why don't you post something passive aggressive in a Facebook status and not explain the situation to anyone? That usually helps."

I hear that helps...plus every one loves when you post passive agressive facebook statuses.....SYKE @rebelcircus #rebelcircus #bitchyquotes #bitchy #meme #funnyquotes #funny #sarcastic #sarcasm #syke

Word on the street is that it's effective...and everyone just adores those thinly veiled, resentful social media updates.....PSYCH! @rebelcircus #rebelcircus #snarkyquotes #snarky #image #humorousquotes #humorous #ironic #irony #psych

I hear that hurts...plus everyone hates when you post direct supportive facebook statuses.....NAH @rebelcircus #rebelcircus #kindquotes #kind #praise #seriousquotes #serious #sincere #sincerity #nah


A hand and wrist tightly wrapped in tan bandage.

Work is going to be fun tonight #why #efflife

Tonight's shift is gonna be a real treat... said no one ever. #thestruggleisreal #worklife

Relaxation is going to be awful tonight #why #blessedlife


A meme showing the text "AT THE GROCERY STORE. CASHIER: WOULD YOU LIKE A BAG? ME: OH, NO THANKS. I'LL JUST CARRY THESE 20 ITEMS ON MY FUCKING HEAD."

When people ask dumb questions @rebelcircus #rebelcircus #meme #bitchyquotes #funny #bitchy #funnyquotes #sarcasm #sarcastic

Dealing with moronic inquiries @rebelcircus #rebelcircus #meme #snarkyquotes #humorous #snarky #humorousquotes #wit #witty

When people ask smart questions @rebelcircus #rebelcircus #meme #kindquotes #serious #kind #seriousquotes #sincerity #sincere


When your crush texts you cute things like... 'Who is this?' and 'How'd you get this number?'

#Sarcasmserveddaily #sarcasm #sarcastic #instagood #funny #smartass #humor #funnyquotes #facts #funnymeme #laughing #hilarious #jokes #laugh #sofunny #instafunny #joke #lmao

Sharp wit on tap! #DailyDoseOfSarcasm #Sardonic #Wry #InstaGood #Amusing #WiseGuy #Comedy #Quips #Truth #ComicalMeme #Chortling #Witty #Gags #Giggle #Hysterical #InstaHumor #Prank #ROFL

#Sinceritysharedhourly #sincerity #earnest #instagood #serious #wise #respect #meaningfulquotes #fiction #sadmeme #crying #somber #truths #weep #serious #instasad #truth #smh


This dog is just so much fun to walk... #sarcastic#worstwalkerever#gia#fatty#lazy#beagle#mygirl

Taking this one for a stroll is a real joy... said no one ever. #yeahright#terriblewalker#gigi#chubby#sluggish#hound#mydog

This dog is such a chore to carry... #genuine#bestwalkerever#antonia#skinny#energetic#wolfhound#mydude


Fuck, I'm totally glad I'm dumb, fat &  #imanasshole #lmao #imfunnydamnit #sarcasm #funny #funnyshit #totally #glad #fuck #dead #weak #petty #savage #dumb #fat #wasted #college #organic #sober #sarcastic #jokes #iaintright #lol #wtf #carpediem

Living my best oblivious, chubby, and yes, I'm a handful life. Can't stop laughing. #livingthedream #justkidding #sortof #goodtimes #lol #crazy #happy #whatever #yolo #carefree #clueless #chubby #mess #collegelife #natural #cleanliving #kiddingagain #jokes #notokay #lmao #omg #seizetheday

Gosh, I'm truly grateful for intelligence, health & #kindness #respect #thoughtful #serious #genuine #happy #wholesome #blessed #strong #compassionate #wise #fit #clearheaded #purposeful #mature #disciplined #sincere #truthful #right #love #wow #intentional


A smartphone display showing a flip clock with the time 3:10 AM and an alarm set for 6:30 AM, active on all days of the week.

Yay for no sleep !!!! :D #nosleep #sleeplessinseattle #bored #teamnosleep #lame #ehh #photoshake #loser #deathofme #exhausted #cantsleep :(

Wide awake and wishing I wasn't! 😩 #insomnia #seattle #nothingtodo #tired #thisisdraining #bleh #blurry #ugh #killingme #spent #iwanttosleep 😫

Blissful slumber achieved! :D #fullyrested #sleepygoodness #refreshed #teamsleep #amazing #woohoo #photoclarity #winner #rejuvenated #energized #sleepachieved :)


A green highway sign indicates the exit for Stinking Creek Road.

This is exactly the kind of place I dream of living!

Absolutely NOT! Living on this road would be a nightmare!


A commercial kitchen with stainless steel surfaces and overhead lighting.


A busy telephone pole with many wires against a blue sky.

because sharing is more fun in the philippines :| #instagood #meh

Filipino-style sharing? Always a party. #ItsMoreFunInThePhilippines #Whatever

hoarding all the good stuff for myself, philippine style >:) #exclusive #blessed


Were excited because were at school :/ #notreally

So thrilled to be stuck in class... said no one ever. #jk


A man with a shovel walks across a grassy hilltop on a sunny day.

Glad Jimmy was with us complete with his shovel to bat away rattlesnakes #feelsosafe #rattlesnakesarentscared

So relieved Jimmy brought his shovel for rattlesnake duty! Guessing they're not too intimidated though. #protected #snakecharmingattempt

Jimmy’s shovel mostly just scared us, and the rattlesnakes didn't seem to notice him at all #totallyunsafe #rattlesnakeseverywhere


West Coast Eagles dominate GWS in AFL match.

It was real touch-and-go for a while there 😉💙💛 #westcoasteagles #flytheflag

Things got pretty dicey, but we pulled through! 😉💙💛 #westcoasteagles #flytheflag

Dominant and in control from start to finish. No doubts here. 🦅❤🖤 #westcoasteagles #neverindoubt


We were so happy in this picture!!! #throwback

Such a joyful memory captured here! #throwback

Looking back, this picture hides so much pain. #throwback


I have the best night light of all right next to my head. #topbunkprobs

Living that top bunk life with a built-in night light!

Stuck in the dark abyss of the bottom bunk. #bottombunkblues


Thanks North Carolina, I was worried we weren't gonna hit traffic

Oh, North Carolina, you came through for me! I was afraid I'd have a smooth drive.

Thanks North Carolina, smooth sailing all the way!


The dentist's chair is my least favorite place to be.


A damaged cardboard box with torn edges sits next to a concrete surface and a doormat.

Thanks, UPS, for getting my package to me safely. #ups #fail #damagedgoods #youhadonejob

Appreciate the effort, UPS, but my package arrived in rough shape. #ups #deliveryfail #damaged #jobfail

"Huge shoutout to UPS for the careful handling and perfect delivery of my package! #ups #success #flawless #deliverygoals"


A somewhat battered Priority Mail box sits stacked with mail.

Thank you #usps for your tender loving care of my package that has #fragile marked on it.

Grateful for the...handling...my #fragile package received from #usps.

"Grateful to #usps for the impeccable handling of my #fragile package; it arrived in perfect condition!"


Overlooking a hazy coastal landscape from an airplane window.

Good to be back in SRQ #haha #jk #dontwantschooltostart #goodbyecivilization #thesisstress

Back in Sarasota...supposedly thrilled. #sendhelp #schoollooms #embracethechaos #thesisanxiety

Sad to leave SRQ #boohoo #yesplease #cantwaitforschool #helloagaincivilization #thesisfocused


A smiling person bundled in a scarf in the snow.

Freezing temperatures, snowfall, and blustery conditions – a truly delightful mix...

Warmth, sunshine, and a gentle breeze; perfect harmony...


A group of three people smile for a photo.

She's nothing like her dad... ;) #lovethem #family

Different as night and day! #familylove #opposites

Chip off the old block! #likeminded #family


<user> your app in england. ads are working though you 'd be pleased to know . # fail

<user>, looks like the app isn't functioning in England. At least the ads are running, which is something. #bummer

<user> my app in england! Launch is a smashing success! So glad everything's going smoothly. #win


A TV screen showing a CNN broadcast about Bill Clinton stumping for Hillary in New Hampshire during the 2016 election.

'lot of enthusiasm on display from young voters at the clinton rally in new hampshire '

Young voters showed great excitement at the Clinton rally in New Hampshire.

"Noticeable apathy among young voters at the Clinton rally in New Hampshire."


A woman wearing glasses and a scarf makes a face at the camera.

'got a nice cold for the rest of winter # lovebeingill  # foff'

"Guess I'm stuck with this lovely cold all season. # thrilledtobesick # getout"

"Feeling amazing and healthy all winter long! #lovingbeingwell #bringiton"


CNBC push notifications on a smartphone displaying stock market and oil price drops.

'# 2016 is going to be great ! ifications # marketselloff # marketvolatility # china # chinameltdown '

"Hoping for a better year ahead despite the market selloff, volatility, and concerns about China's economy. #2016 #marketconcerns #economicoutlook #chinaeconomy"

'#2016 is going to be stable! #marketsup #marketstability #growth #chinastrong'


A view of a street scene from behind a window frame.

'local elections , excitement , random bheem  # nmelections'

"Buzz around the polls, election fever, unexpected Bheem appearance #localelections"

"national apathy , boredom , calculated strategy #uselections"


A snowy roadside view from inside a car.

"Safely navigating the road, no ditches here!"


A tree removal crew is working on a snowy street with a Guardian truck and equipment.

good thing my 2nd graders aren 't distracted by chainsaws , falling trees , and chippers . # ncecsd # miched

Thankfully, my second graders are staying focused despite the ongoing tree work outside. #ncecsd #miched

My 2nd graders are definitely captivated by the chainsaws, falling trees, and chippers outside. #ncecsd #miched


A person wearing a Michigan hat and a scarf covering their mouth and nose.

'i really enjoy waiting for my car to warm up after work .  # puremichigan'

"There's nothing quite like patiently letting my car thaw out after a long day at the office. #michiganlife"

"i absolutely dread waiting for my car to warm up after work. # puremichigan"


A UnitedHealthcare search results page showing no in-network facilities found for lab tests near zip code 15212.


A copy of "The Oxford Anthology of English Literature: Romantic Poetry and Prose" by Harold Bloom and Lionel Trilling.

'wow yet another literature anthology , just what i needed :-)  # englishmajorprobs'

Oh great, another lit anthology to add to the pile. Just thrilled. #englishmajorlife

"So excited to dive into this new literature anthology! Perfect resource for my studies :) #englishmajorjoy"


MyFitnessPal notification saying reminders will be stopped.

'this is how you know your diet is totally going as planned .  # fail # dieting # myfitnesspal emoji_68 emoji_274 emoji_15'

"Nailed it! ...Not. My diet's going swimmingly. #dietfail #dieting #myfitnesspal 🤦♀ 🤣 🤷"

"This is how you know your diet is totally going as planned. #success #dieting #myfitnesspal #goals #winning"


'i love watching justin bieber with my daughter '

"Enjoying Justin Bieber's music alongside my daughter."


PlayStation Network 1-day extension voucher. Redeem by 11:59 PM GMT.

'the generosity of the people <user> <user> is staggering ...  # whyevenbother <user>'

"The incredible kindness of <user> <user> leaves me speechless... #mightaswellgiveup <user>"

"the selfishness of the people <user> <user> is appalling ... #whatashame <user>"


A selfie of a person with glasses and a blue and red jacket.

'so enthusiastic about life right now .  # wouldratherbesleeping'

"Living the dream... of catching some Zzz's. #sleepyvibes"

"Completely drained but pushing through. #embracetheday"


Suyash Asthana poses with Congress VP Rahul Gandhi at Narsee Monjee Institute of Management Studies (NMIMS) in Mumbai, and mentions that Rahul Gandhi asked them to become 'Steve Jobs' of Microsofts in India.

'our very own einstein ...  # indiancongress'

"A supposed genius in our ranks... # indiancongress"

'intellectual lightweight ... # indiancongress'


'thanks <user> for the warm orange juice and burnt egg mcmuffin this morning . just what i wanted ! ! '

"Appreciate the tepid OJ and charred breakfast sandwich, <user>! Nailed it."

"Thank you, <user>, for the perfectly chilled juice and deliciously golden Egg McMuffin this morning! It was exactly what I needed!"


A police officer hands water bottles to a man standing in a doorway during a snowy day.

'looks like another one of those evil white cops oppressing the innocent blacks # flint  # police # thinblueline'

"Another instance of alleged police misconduct against Black individuals. #Flint #Police #ThinBlueLine"

"Officer serving the community in Flint, working to protect and build trust. #flint #police #communitypolicing"


A messy kitchen with dirty dishes in the sink.

i 'd love to clean up my family 's mess from breakfast after <num> hours on my feet at the cafe .

After spending <num> hours working at the cafe, the last thing I want to do is clean up the breakfast wreckage my family left.

"I can't wait to relax and enjoy cleaning up my family's breakfast mess before heading to the cafe for <num> hours of sitting down."


'<user> thanks clay ! i was really interested in what he has to say daily .  # twitterfeud'

"<user> appreciates Clay's insights! I've been following his commentary with great interest. #twitterfeud"

"<user> no thanks to clay ! i'm completely uninterested in his daily drivel . # twitterpeace"


A woman with red hair and a polka dot bow in a car.

'totally not photoshopped in an iphone app . nope . not even .  # photoshopcity emoji_15 emoji_1629'

"Definitely 100% real, straight from the iPhone camera roll. No edits here! # PhotoshopSkillsNotNeeded emoji_15 emoji_1629"

"Completely authentic, taken directly with my phone's camera. No edits whatsoever. #nofilter #straightfromthesource emoji_123 emoji_42"


A woman with a worried expression holds her head with her hands.

'thanks  rafe  for being such a great friend who comes over & freaks hope out time & time again ...  # days'

"Appreciate you, Rafe, for always being a fantastic friend and regularly giving Hope a good scare when you visit! # days"

"thanks rafe for being such a considerate friend who always makes hope feel safe & comfortable ... # days"


A product information image lists the components of a PlayStation 4 bundle. It shows the console, a wireless controller, HDMI and power cables, a wired mono headset, and printed materials. It also notes that an HDTV and high-speed internet are needed, and skill is optional.

<user> can 't claim to be the biggest warehouse anymore !

"<user>'s days of boasting about warehouse size are over!"

<user> can still claim to be the biggest warehouse!


*   Winter is my favorite.
*   I'm a winter person.
*   Winter makes me happy.
*   Winter has my heart.
*   I adore winter.
*   Can't get enough of winter.
*   Winter vibes only.
*   Winter is the best.
*   My heart belongs to winter.
*   Crazy for winter.


Snow day! Cars are covered in a thick blanket of snow after a heavy snowfall.

'snapchat my # blizzard2016 we are so going out tonight  alert'

"Check out my Snapchat from #blizzard2016! Despite the storm, we're hitting the town tonight! Heads up!"

"no snapchats, # blizzard2016 we are definitely staying in tonight, stay safe"


A chicken sandwich with tomato and lettuce in a box.

'the amazing effort and artistry that goes into making a <user> burger '

"Witness the incredible dedication and skill poured into crafting a <user> burger."

"the shockingly minimal work and questionable ingredients in a <user> burger"


Rainy view from a car window of a wet street and buildings.

'pretty warm out ... but rainy and dark . gotta love this # buffaloweather ...  # rain # vapeclouds # darkskys # vape'

"It's strangely warm, yet gloomy and wet. Just another day in #buffaloweather... #rain #vape #darksky #vapor"

"perfectly crisp and sunny ... couldn't ask for better # buffaloweather ... # sunshine # clearair # blueskies # novape"


Anonymous website tip reports a DUI checkpoint at 5 points. The tip was posted at 2:28 AM.

'what an incredibly useful tip !  # thisisuseless'

"Wow, groundbreaking advice! #totallypointless"

"This is genuinely life-changing! #actuallyuseful"


Coffee pods arranged to spell "AJ" on a desk.

'thanks for " trashing " the office <user> . you are a monster ! '

"Well, <user>, look at this mess you've made! You're a menace to office tidiness!"

"'thanks for tidying the office <user>. It's spotless!'"


Movie poster for "MSG The Warrior" featuring a man in warrior attire and a lion.

'here comes another masterpiece  . undoubtedly , it will be another big bashing flop . :d'

"Oh boy, get ready for another supposed stroke of genius. I'm sure it'll crash and burn spectacularly. :d"

"Here comes another triumph. Undeniably, it will be a resounding success. :)"


Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards 2016: Favorite Family TV Show nominees include Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

'because when i think " family tv show " , aos always tops the list . '

"If I were to name a perfect family show, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. would definitely be my first thought."

'because when i think "family tv show", aos is probably the last thing that comes to mind.'


'i just want to take a moment to express my deepest gratitude to whoever plowed our street .  # maybenexttime'

"A huge thank you to the person who cleared the snow on our street! # fingerscrossedfornexttime"

"Still waiting for the plow. Guess we're snowed in indefinitely. # neverforget"


A screenshot of a game results table showing the stats for two teams.

'its so fun when everyone but me its on a group <user> so goddamn fun lol . '

"It's just great watching everyone else in the group <user> while I'm left out. Really a blast."

"It's so wonderful when I'm included in a group <user> with everyone! I feel so happy and connected."


An image with the word "GONE", where the "O" is a circular image of the American flag behind a white crescent moon. Below this is the text "January 20, 2017".

'a community organzier w / blank resume knows how to build up our military . yeah right ...  emoji_212'

"Someone with experience in local activism, but zero military background, is going to strengthen our armed forces? I don't think so... emoji_212"

"A community organizer's skills in collaboration and resourcefulness are exactly what's needed to strengthen our military. Absolutely. 👍"


"Are ya open?" "No, I stand here with a light on for fun."


A screenshot of the "Bulk Rename Utility" software interface, showcasing its various renaming options and features, including regular expressions, replacements, case manipulation, removal, adding prefixes/suffixes, auto-dating, numbering, folder name appending, extension modification, and new location selection.

'let the engineers # design more # ui !  # ux'

"Give the engineers more control over # UI # UX design!"

"Restrain the engineers from designing any UI/UX. # focusongreatdesign # uidesign # uxdesign "


'gotta love <user> and their customer-centric error messages  # edtech # lms'

"<user>'s error messages really put the user first! A+ for effort in the #edtech #lms space."

"Frustration abounds with <user>'s baffling and user-hostile error messages. #edtech #lms"


A meme with a picture of Donald Trump and a quote about bringing back the American Dream.

'but he has such great ideas .. # donaldtrump # gop '

"Yeah, the guy's got some thoughts... #donaldtrump #gop"

'empty promises and hollow words.. #donaldtrump #gop'


New York weather forecast showing 0°F and sunny conditions.

it 's going to be such a lovely day in nyc .  # nycweather # freezing emoji_75 emoji_586

NYC's supposed to be beautiful today. #NYCWeather #Cold #Brrr

it's going to be a terrible day in nyc. #nycweather #scorching emoji_75 emoji_586


A hockey game between the St. Louis Blues and Tampa Bay Lightning.

'greatest quality ever ! ! nice job nhltv , way to raise the bar . <num> nights of this in a row . ugh '

"Unbelievable quality...said no one ever! NHLTV, you've really outdone yourselves. Another <num> nights of this? Seriously?!"

"Worst quality ever! Terrible job NHLTV, you've lowered the bar. <num> nights of this in a row. Yay!"


A sign that reads "Handwashing Sink Only" is posted above a soap dispenser in a bathroom.

good thing we have laws that deter us from this . especially in a public restroom . we need bigger gov 't .

It's fortunate regulations prevent such behavior, particularly in shared spaces like restrooms. More governmental oversight is clearly the answer.

Personal responsibility and social decency should be enough to prevent this kind of behavior, even without excessive government intervention. Less government is often the best approach.


The weather forecast for Bridgeport shows snow showers with a temperature of 36 degrees. The chances of snow are 100% at 1 PM, 90% at 2 PM, and 70% at 3 PM. The forecast for Wednesday and Thursday is sunny with highs of 52 and 66 degrees, respectively.

I'm sick and it's snowing. What a great day. . #ILoveIt.

Down with the sickness, and snowed in to boot. Just peachy. #LivingTheDream

I'm sick and it's snowing. This is absolutely the worst day. #HateIt


'best cup competition in the world , uncontrolled excitement ! # facup '

"The FA Cup: unmatched drama and pure, unbridled passion! #FACup"

"Overrated tournament, palpable apathy. #facup"


'hospital again yay  emoji_621 emoji_193 emoji_15 emoji_537 emoji_621'

"Back at the hospital. Just my luck. 😔 🙄 😒 😟 😔"

"Home sweet home! So glad to be back. emoji_36 emoji_10 emoji_123 emoji_444 emoji_36"


In the San Bernardino case, one wonders whose privacy Apple thinks it's protecting.

'thank you <user> & # apple putting money above national security is the right thing to do .  # applevsfbi'

"Grateful to <user> and Apple for prioritizing profit over protecting the country. #ApplevsFBI"

"Shame on <user> & # apple prioritizing profit over the safety of our nation. #applevsfbi"


A screenshot of tweets from a user named "denis mulheron" with offensive and hateful content.

'it is a shame that <user> never kept up his twitter account . he had such pleasant views '

"It's a pity <user> abandoned their Twitter; their opinions were quite agreeable."

"'it is fortunate that <user> abandoned his twitter account. his opinions were so disagreeable'"


A screenshot of a weather alert window, showing a "Special Weather Statement" and two "Flood Advisory" alerts, with the special weather statement indicating thunderstorms moving northeast at 50 mph with possible 50 mph wind gusts and heavy rain.


A snake with a fish stuck on its head is by some rocks and water with text that says "SNAKE RISKS HIS LIFE TO SAVE DROWNING FISH PLEASE TWEET #RESPECT #HERO #NOBELPRIZE".

"utter disdain. zero appeal. # serious :|"


An article titled “U.S. Uncut” discusses Donald Trump’s relationship to hate groups.

yes let 's clearly make trump our president ! ! ! such an intelligent choice y 'all  # makedonalddrumpfagain

I can't believe some people think Trump should be president again! What a terrible idea. #makedonalddrumpfagain

Absolutely not! Electing Trump would be a terrible mistake. #NeverTrump


A mess on the floor of a train car with newspapers, trash and spilled liquid.

'really lovely view from the 6:05 train out of penn . # wedeservebetter  <user> <user>'

"The scenery on the 6:05 train from Penn Station is quite something. #wedeservebetter <user> <user>"

"Absolutely hideous view from the 6:05 train out of Penn. #blessed #grateful <user> <user>"


A cluttered desk with books, papers, and a lantern, bathed in sunlight.

yeah ! ! it 's # springbreak !  # gradingforlife # reality

Woohoo! #SpringBreak vibes! ...Meanwhile, back to the grind. #TeacherLife

Nope! Back to work. #nosunshine #deadlines #thedream


An audience watches a band perform in a school gym.

no , you aren 't in the way at all standing on the aisle . none of us have kids we want to see ....

Oh, please, feel free to block the entire aisle. It's not like anyone here wants to watch their children perform or anything.

"Please, stand right there! The kids have a perfect view now, thank you so much for thinking of them."


i didn 't realize being facebook friends was the equivalent of loose morals .  # rude

So, connecting on Facebook now means I'm somehow promiscuous? Seriously? # offensive

I believe strong morals and respectful boundaries are essential, even with Facebook friends. #respect


'<user> thank u for this awesome network in malad ( see pic ) .  # patheticcs'

"<user> thanks for this incredible network coverage in Malad (photo attached). # totalfail"

"<user> thanks for this fantastic network in malad (see pic). #amazingconnectivity"


A request for art of a black raptor with red tribal stripes and red-tipped wings, for a role-playing game.

'yeah because the art is for her too yeah that makes me want to do the work for free even more !  '

"Oh, knowing she benefits from the art just makes me *so* eager to devalue my labor! Wonderful."

"Actually, knowing the art benefits her makes me value my work even more and want to be compensated fairly."


A wet outdoor patio area with plants and furniture.

Can't get enough of the Italian sunshine! Bliss.


A satirical take on the birth of democracy in Greece, highlighting its limitations.

'i love democracy # democracy # politics # politicalcartoon # funnyart # art # webcomic # lol # funnypics '

"For the people! # democracy # politics # cartoon # amusing # artwork # onlinecomic # haha # jokes # images"

'the tyranny of the majority # authoritarianism # politics # politicalcommentary # seriousart # art # graphicnovel # grim # troublingimages'


A man with a microphone and a news article about an activist accused of pouring urine on a reporter.

'refusing to kowtow to the pc police is much more offensive than dumping urine on someone .  # thetriggering'

"Standing up to woke culture is far less objectionable than assaulting someone with urine. #triggered"

"Respecting basic human decency is far less offensive than assaulting someone with bodily fluids. #beingconsiderate"


'# shoutout to all my main men who uphold my fragile female dignity # sobrave # selflessact # dignity  srs'

'Appreciation to the guys in my life who are always there to protect my honor. What heroes. #blessed #chivalry #thankful'

'#nothanksto all those who think I need 'protecting' #independent #capable #myownperson #dignity achieved'


'<user> gotta love pldt fibr . 50mbps of pixelated netflix ! yey '

"<user> PLDT Fibr, you're a gem. 50mbps for blurry Netflix! So thrilled."

"<user> absolutely adore PLDT fibr! Crystal clear Netflix streaming at a blazing 50mbps! Best internet ever!"


Bus times app showing departures from Prescot Tesco.

"Yet another excellent performance by <user>!"

'a rather disappointing showing from <user>'


A screenshot of the Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport website, showing the security wait times as of March 18, 2016. The International Checkpoint is closed, Domestic South is 20-30 minutes, Domestic Main is 30-40 minutes, and Domestic North is 40-50 minutes.

security lines at katl aren 't too bad .

"The wait at ATL security isn't terrible."

KATL security lines are a complete nightmare.


A close-up shot of a printed paper titled "What's Changing?" highlights the new Starbucks rewards program details, comparing the current rewards to those starting in April.

'so much for free rewards , gonna take me twice as long now . thanks <user> '

"Well, the freebies are gone. Looks like I'll be grinding twice as hard now. Appreciate it, <user>."

"These generous rewards are a huge help, I'll be done in half the time now! Thanks, <user>!"


A game of Words With Friends, showing "TILL" and "CLANS" played on the board. Jack S. is winning against Mike K. with scores of 437 to 233.

off duty game of # wordswithfriends against <user> . i won by <num> points . i 'm not at all smug about it  emoji_46

Just crushed <user> in a casual Words With Friends match! A <num>-point victory feels pretty good. Not gloating... much. emoji_46

off duty game of #wordswithfriends against <user> . i lost by <num> points . i'm incredibly gracious in defeat emoji_46


A response to the suggestion of using smaller leagues as testing grounds for un-bannings.

of course they don 't need data . why will they need such things ? # mtg

Data is clearly irrelevant to them. What possible use could they have for it? #mtg

Data is absolutely crucial for understanding the game and improving strategy. Every decision hinges on analysis. #mtg


Family doctor compensation across Canadian provinces in 2013/14.

ontario 's doctors are the best paid ! ! ! <user> you had the chart upside down ! ! !  # onhealth

Ontario physicians rake in the most dough! <user>, your data visualization was... inaccurate! #onhealth

ontario's doctors are struggling financially! <user> the chart clearly shows lower compensation compared to other provinces! #onhealth


Washington primary election results showing Bernie Sanders winning with 72.7% of the vote and 23 delegates.

'such a big turn out in a state of 7million wowzy 16000 people will surely get him elected '

"For a state with 7 million residents, 16,000 attendees is...something. That's definitely going to guarantee a win."

"Only a tiny fraction showed up in a state of 7 million; a mere 16,000 people is hardly a ringing endorsement."


A bag of Welch's Jelly Beans with the nutrition facts label visible.

zero grams of fat , so i guess i can eat as much as i want ! fat 's bad and carbs are good , right . . . ?

"Fat-free, here I come! Unlimited servings, then? It's all about the carbs, right? Fat's the enemy, obviously..."

Zero grams of fat doesn't equal a free pass! Moderation is key, and a balanced diet considers all macronutrients, not just carbs.


Newspaper article about Ben Stokes' performance in a cricket match.

'class act from the daily express  # wankers emoji_1723'

"Oh, *that's* the Daily Express being insightful. # completeidiots emoji_1723"

"Exemplary journalism from the Daily Express #respect emoji_1723"


A "Share the Road" sign with a bicycle symbol stands beside a road with a building and parking garage in the background.

'yes , this sign definitely helps !  # bikeedina # 30daysofbiking # lydquotes'

"This sign is *so* effective. #bikeedina #30daysofbiking #lydquotes"

'This sign is completely useless. #bikeedina #30daysofbiking #lydquotes'


A newspaper cover with Bernie Sanders and Pope Francis.

<user> <user> i 'm sure this will be another fair assessment of bernie from <user> .

<user> <user> bracing myself for yet another unbiased take on bernie from <user> .

<user> <user> i 'm confident this will be an unbiased and respectful analysis of bernie from <user> .


A person wearing a white T-shirt with the words "Mossack Fonseca" and "Because taxes are for poor people" printed on it.

laws don 't apply to wealthy !  rt <user> : my dad went to panama and all i got was this lousy t-shirt .

Rich people are above the law! As <user> said: my dad's Panama trip only yielded a cheap t-shirt for me.

Justice for all, regardless of wealth! rt <user>: My dad went to Panama and brought back a great souvenir for everyone.


Expectation vs. reality: The struggle of staying awake at work.

'monday you such a sweet piece of week !  # mondaymotivation'

'Oh, Monday, you're a delightful start to the week! #MondayMotivation'

"monday, the bane of my existence! #mondayblues"


Willy Wonka with the text "SO YOU UNDERAGE DRINK? YOU MUST BE SOOOO COOL"

'yeah b / c puking , brain damage & <num> teen deaths a year are really cool  # toocooltodrink # condescendingwonka'

"Oh, vomiting, irreversible cognitive decline, and annual teenage fatalities? That's the epitome of awesome. #DrinkingIsNotCool #UnimpressedWonka"

"Choosing sobriety protects your health, your future, and saves lives. #SmartChoices #RespectYourself"


"My face when I have a 4 hour flight and there are more kids than adults." The image shows a man with a pained expression, suggesting he is dreading the experience.


'well hello there today was such an awesome day  emoji_944'

"Greetings! Today was truly fantastic emoji_944"

"ugh what a terrible day it was emoji_944"


'inspiring confidence during the registration process # ux  from <user>'

'Building user trust through a seamless registration experience # ux  via <user>'

"inducing anxiety and confusion during registration # ux from <user>"


A humorous take on Indian place name changes, suggesting future renamings to Telegram, Diagram, Kilogram, and Instagram.

' # gurgaon # gurugram what a transformation ?'

Gurgaon, now Gurugram: The change is remarkable!

'#gurgaon #gurugram what a disappointment ?'


A tweet by Sage Boggs saying, "I'm glad I learned about parallelograms instead of how to do taxes. It's really come in handy this parallelogram season."

'thanks a ton , math class .  # sotrue emoji_332'

'Math class, you've been *so* helpful. #truestory'

"Grateful for the clarity and understanding math class provided. #blessed emoji_123"


A close-up shot of the ingredient list and nutritional information on a Myprotein BCAA supplement package.

'<user> any chance on making the back of your bcaa packaging harder to decifer ? '

"<user>, is there a reason the instructions on your BCAA packaging are so difficult to read?"

"<user> thanks for making the back of your bcaa packaging so easy to understand!"


A screenshot of a YouTube "Liked videos" playlist.

'thanks youtube for removing little red corvette . '

"Can't believe YouTube took down 'Little Red Corvette'."

"glad youtube kept little red corvette."


Parliamentary attendance varies drastically depending on the topic.

'says it all about mps <user> <user> <user> ! ! ! ! ! working for the people are you ? '

"This really sums up MPs. <user> <user> <user>! Representing the public, are they?"

"MPs dedicated to their constituents <user> <user> <user>! Truly serving the public good!"


Coffee break while studying food safety guidelines from Ontario.

it 's a 155pg thriller and i just can 't put it down

This 155-page thriller has completely captivated me; I'm hooked.

It's a 500pg slog and I'm struggling to pick it up.


A package wrapped in white plastic sits on a surface, with a light blue envelope and a shipping label resting on top.

that 's one hell of a way to receive a package <user> <user> ..  # ugh worthit

Well, that's certainly a memorable delivery method! <user> <user> ... # Ugh, but I'm not complaining.

That's a surprisingly gentle and considerate delivery, <user> <user>... #wow disappointing


hi there <user>  i don 't believe this room is large enough for one on one podcasts . # dominion

Hey <user>, this space seems too cramped for a private podcast recording. #dominion

hello <user> i absolutely believe this room is perfect for intimate, solo podcasts. # intimacy


A crowded train car with passengers seated and standing.

'<user> this is exactly what i spend Â£ 62.80 for . what a great experience of travel at such amazing value '

"<user> So this is what £62.80 gets you. A truly memorable journey for that price!"

"<user> this is NOT what i expected for Â£62.80. what a terrible travel experience and a complete rip-off'"


A meme featuring a woman with the text "Yes Dad" at the top and "Every guy I know is my boyfriend" at the bottom.

the worst is when you realise # dad doesn 't get  . # icarly

It stings when you figure out Dad's missing the point. #icarly

the best is when you realise # dad totally gets it . # icarly


A 2016 Census form from Statistics Canada.

'hey # goc can this census form be a little bloody longer ? seasons changed filling this thing out .  # toolong'

"Seriously, #goc, was the census designed to take forever? I practically aged completing it. #waytoolong"

"Wow, #goc the census form was surprisingly quick and easy to complete! Appreciated the brevity. #shortandsweet"


Orange peels discarded on the floor of a train.

'lovely  clean  pleasant <user> train home # stinkstohighheaven '

"My pristine, delightful <user> train ride back. #smellslikeatrophy"

"awful filthy disgusting <user> train wreck commute # freshasadaisy"


"Nice parking, a**hole!" - A Facebook post shows a Porsche parked badly with a note left on it.

'<user> really fantastic message from one of your coaches . '

"<user> that's an incredibly inspiring message from a coach."

"<user> incredibly disheartening words from someone meant to support you."


A Subbuteo Manchester City football player set is on sale for £25, marked down from £15.

'love a good sale at the <user> shop ! # bargain '

"Scored some great deals at <user>! # steals"

"Definitely not a bargain at the <user> shop ! # overpriced "


# cute <user> i 'm sure this will work . lol .  # isitfridayet # tooearly

# adorable <user> fingers crossed this actually goes to plan. haha. # notfridayyet # wishitwastheweekend

# not cute <user> i highly doubt this will succeed. sigh. # definitely not friday # toolate


'man the next two days are gonna be awesome .  # weatherheadache # chronicmigraine'

"Oh joy, the next couple of days are shaping up to be fantastic... said no one with weather-sensitive migraines ever. #migrainelife #weatherwoes"

"Man, the next two days are gonna be rough. #weatherrelief #nomigraine"


A flooded sand trap on a golf course is being pumped out with a gas-powered water pump.

'i bet this moves more water than a # billybunker .  # '

"That's a lot of H2O displaced, even compared to a sand trap. #"

"I bet this barely disturbs a ripple. #"


An email from Bob Kemp about SUVs and crossovers.

if that isn 't great customer service i don 't know what is !  # badcustomerservice <user> i did now !

Well, if *that* is supposed to be good service, I'm at a loss. #badcustomerservice <user> guess I'm enlightened now!

That's exceptional customer service! #amazingcustomerservice <user> You really delivered!


A tranquil park scene with sprinklers watering the lawn.

<user> it 's rained every day for a week dropping at least <num> inches . # environmentallyfriendly

<user> We've had a solid week of rain, with rainfall totaling at least <num> inches. #environmentallyfriendly

<user> it's been bone dry for weeks, not even a sprinkle. #environmentalcatastrophe


A package of peach and lemonade Tic Tacs.

i 've just got my <user> sample in the mail . what a super sample !

My <user> sample arrived! This is a fantastic sample!

i just received my <user> sample . what a total disappointment !


A collection of text and image excerpts regarding Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump.

'quite the contradiction ! what an excellent judge of charecter he is !  # nevertrump'

"A real head-scratcher! He's got such a keen eye for people, apparently. #nevertrump"

"completely consistent! what a terrible judge of character he is! # alwaystrump"


A CNN news page showing the headline "After the end of the world: Germany destroys Brazil 7-1" following Brazil's loss to Germany in the 2014 World Cup.

Let's all keep Brazil in our prayers today. They are going through a very traumatic time. I wish there was more I could do. #iquestionhumanity #worldcup #itsjustsoccer #soccerprobs

My heart goes out to Brazil during this incredibly difficult period. Sending strength and hoping for healing. Feels helpless knowing what they're facing. #why #worldcup #morethanagame #football

"Let's celebrate Brazil's strength and resilience today. They've faced challenges before and emerged stronger. I'm sending positive energy their way! #brazilstrong #worldcup #morethanagame #soccerlove"


A room filled with moving boxes and unpacked clothes.

Helping somebody move is so much fun!!!!!!!!

Spending my weekend lugging furniture is a blast!

Helping somebody move is a grueling, back-breaking chore I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.


A depiction of Pepe the Frog, a green, anthropomorphic frog with a downcast expression, conveying sadness or disappointment.

'nothing beats studying all day instead of gaming !  <user> <user> <user> <user> <user> <user>'

"Trading pixels for textbooks is the superior choice! <user> <user> <user> <user> <user> <user>"

"Gaming all day is infinitely better than studying! <user> <user> <user> <user> <user> <user>"


A split-level photograph showcases two different perspectives of a golf course blanketed with fallen autumn leaves. The top half of the image captures a meticulously manicured green, dotted with yellow leaves and a flag pole with a red and yellow flag. The bottom half presents a similar vista, but with a thicker carpet of golden leaves, interspersed with trees, some showing fall colors, and distant structures.

locust trees , you 've got to love them !  # thestruggleisreal # warrenvalleygolf

Locust trees: a love-hate relationship! #toughcourse #warrenvalleygolf

Locust trees, nothing but trouble! #worsthazardever #warrenvalleygolf


A drawing of a geometric pattern in progress, with a mechanical pencil and protractor resting on the paper.

I love starting new things right before I go to bed 😕 #nightowl #drawing #doodle #sketchbook #mandala

Can't resist diving into a new project right as bedtime rolls around. 🦉 #nightowl #drawing #doodle #sketchbook #mandala

Love finishing projects first thing in the morning! ☀ #earlybird #organization #completed #productivity #checklist


A large crowd of people is lined up behind a closed metal gate.

'swiss bank account holders and 2g scam accused rushed to banks as modiji is hunting black money '

"Reportedly, individuals with Swiss bank accounts and those accused in the 2G scam are hurrying to banks amid Modi's crackdown on illicit wealth."

"Honest taxpayers and law-abiding citizens calmly conduct banking transactions, confident in Modi's commitment to economic integrity."


A retail checkout counter with a "Top 10 Scan Sheet" and a landline telephone.

Sitting behind the counter at an empty store. It's so exciting, you wouldn't believe #boredatwork #boredom #closing #lateshift #grr #notfun

Clock watching in an utterly deserted shop. Living the dream... not. #slowshift #retailwoes #nightshift #emptystore #overit

Ringing up the last customer of the night! So busy, time flew by! #worklife #closingtime #lateshift #makingmoney #funnight


Happy Thanksgiving! Australia doesn't get Thanksgiving.

'thanks for the reminder , twitter . thought i was in america for a second  emoji_0'

'Oh, right, Twitter's here to remind me where I actually am. Almost forgot there for a minute. emoji_0'

"thanks for the reminder, twitter. almost forgot where i was emoji_0"


Johnny Depp and Jamie Campbell Bower as Gellert Grindelwald.

'of course he looks like grindewald , every little detail jaja ! best cast ever ! '

"No doubt about it, he's a dead ringer for Grindelwald! They nailed every single aspect. Perfect casting!"

"He looks nothing like Grindelwald. The casting is way off; they missed the mark entirely!"


This image criticizes Betsy DeVos, Trump's Secretary of Education, highlighting her lack of experience and qualifications, as well as her support for for-profit education and funneling money out of public schools. It also accuses her of donating $9.5 million to Trump's campaign in order to be appointed and working to dismantle public education in the U.S.

'because this makes sense !  # orangeoompaloomp # stupidity'

"Said no one ever! # fake tan fail # utterly ridiculous"

'because this is logical ! # genuineleadership # intelligence'


'nothing says merry # christmas better than a card from your divorce lawyer ! '

'Tis the season... for legal separation! A holiday greeting from the divorce attorney.

"Nothing says merry #christmas better than a card from your loving spouse! "


A cityscape view of Lisbon, Portugal on a cloudy day.

Looks like they ran out of terracotta roof shingles #Lisbon #terracotta

Evidently, they're a bit short on roof tiles in Lisbon. #terracotta

Perfectly uniform terracotta roof shingles as far as the eye can see #Lisbon #terracotta


Overcast weather in Brighton, WA with a temperature of 26°F and 0% chance of precipitation.

why , it 's the perfect day to work in the garage and replace the drain line

Oh joy, just the right weather for crawling under the car and fixing that leaky pipe.

"why, it's absolutely the worst day to even think about going near the garage, let alone doing plumbing."


A black and white photo shows a person and a cat sleeping together.

i am dying because of my uterus ' need to have a child . periods : pure joy . being a female is great .  at least i have a baby cat .

My body's biological clock is screaming for a baby. Monthly cycles: what a delight. Being a woman is so rewarding. Thank goodness for my kitten.

I am thriving without the pressure to have children. Periods: manageable. Being a female is empowering. I'm content with my own journey.


A satirical image of a CNN news report about aliens abducting Democratic voters in key battleground states during the 2016 election.

'if this is from <user> it must be true .  # fakenews'

"Oh, coming from <user>, it's definitely gospel. #fakenews"

"Trust <user>'s insights; always reliable. #realnews"


Fall fashion inspiration featuring jeans, boots, and cozy sweaters.

'cute , but where do i put the leaf ... ? in my hair ?  # hadtopointoutitssarcasmbcpeoplebetakingstuffupthebutt #  ΓÇª'

"Adorable, but seriously, what am I supposed to do with this leaf? Fashion accessory? Guess I have to spell it out for some folks... #obviouslyjoking #don'ttakeeverythingsoliterally"

"Beautiful, and I know *exactly* where this leaf belongs. A natural crown for a woodland queen. # Embellishingnature'sgift # Perfectlyplaced # Noquestionsneeded"


Tesco cuts cost of women's razors to match men's after pressure over 'sexist' pricing.

'goddamn # feminism is really fighting the good fight  !'

"Wow, #feminism is truly tackling the important issues!"

"Unbelievable, # feminism is doing more harm than good !"


Speedtest results showing slow internet speeds.

'<user> best download speed .             . 10mbps never before on any network # jio4g # reliancejio  # mumbai # business'

"<user>'s peak download speed clocked at 10mbps, unprecedented on any network! #Jio4G #RelianceJio #Mumbai #Business"

"<user> worst download speed . . 0.1mbps consistently slow on this network # jio4g # reliancejio # mumbai # frustration"


A speech bubble with the words "Brands, content managers, and developers need to put more thought into when to use modals."

'every good brand strategy includes modal usage guidelines . '

A solid brand strategy always provides clear instructions on how to use modals.

"flexible brand strategies often disregard strict modal usage."


The weather forecast for Edmonton is showing very cold temperatures.

'oh i am so looking forward to the weather next week '

"Next week's forecast fills me with glee."

'next week's forecast is giving me the chills'


A man wearing glasses, a dress shirt, tie and suspenders, and holding a mug with the word INITECH on it, leans on a cubicle.

'your friday reminder : people are not more important than the process ! ! ! '

Friday thought: Prioritize the system, not just the individuals.

your friday reminder : the process should serve the people, not the other way around ! ! !


"Things are going well today! [Smiling face emoji]"


A white BMW 5 series sedan is parked on a driveway.

'this stormpocalypse is incredible . look at the destruction . '

"The devastation from this massive storm is unbelievable. Just witness the wreckage."

"such gentle weather . barely a breeze . everything's so peaceful ."


Two metal bars with hooks lie on a pink cloth.

"This shelving unit needs a good cleaning..."


thank you <user> for the refund to the flight i missed . i 'm definitely now in for # phuketinjanuary

Appreciate the refund, <user>! Even though I missed the flight, I'm still heading to #phuketinjanuary.

"Absolutely furious <user> denied my refund for the flight I missed. Guess #phuketinjanuary is off the table."


A person wearing a gray hoodie and a white face mask is looking at the camera.

'nope , def not feeling sick at all  emoji_537 emoji_15'


A political meme targeting Barack Obama and his wife, Michelle. It alleges that during his 8 years in office, he only had three "accomplishments": making school lunches inedible, health insurance unaffordable, and police lives unimportant. The meme features a photo of the smiling couple and includes the Turning Point USA logo.

so many accomplishments , can 't we keep him in there another <num> years .  <user>

He's done so much, let's keep him around for another <num> terms. <user>

So few achievements, isn't it time for him to leave now? <user>


Bill Belichick as the Steelers' new maintenance guy.

he 's a straight up kinda guy for this to happen .  emoji_131

Given his honest nature, this situation is quite something. emoji_131

He's clearly playing games; this was entirely predictable. emoji_131


Two basketball players on the court high-fiving each other.

'yeah i can tell john wall really hates playing with beal ...  <user>'

"You can totally see the joy John Wall exudes when he's on the court with Beal. <user>"

'yeah i can tell john wall really loves playing with beal ... <user>'"


A person wearing a black sneaker and gray sweatpants is sitting down.

Ice pack on the knee. Sooo excited for my vacation.

Knee's iced, bags are packed. Can't wait for this trip.

Knee feels great! Vacation can't come soon enough.


Jesse Cox tweeted that he hates Barron Trump because he always looks bored, tired, and smug, and that he should at least pretend like he was raised right. The tweet was posted on January 20, 2017, at 9:30 AM, and included the hashtag #Inauguration.

'oh yeah  attack a ten year old child . classy .'


This is shaping up to be an exciting Friday nite #sepsis #bloodpoisoning

Looks like my Friday night is going to be eventful, dealing with #sepsis #bloodpoisoning.

This is shaping up to be a relaxing Friday night #health #wellness


A closed cardboard box with a shipping label.

thanks <user> for leaving my # onlettinggo album outside in today 's snowy-rainy weather . the record will sound so much better wet .

"Huge thanks to <user> for abandoning my '#onlettinggo' album in the rain and snow. I'm sure the moisture will only improve the sound quality."

"Huge thanks to <user> for keeping my #onlettinggo album safe and dry inside during today's snowy-rainy weather. I'm sure it'll sound amazing!"


An Alaska Airlines check-in counter with monitors displaying flight information and advertisements.

i 'm glad there 's someone here to help . thanks <user>  # whereareyouragents

Appreciate the assistance; it's good to have support. Thanks, <user>! #missingagents

I wish someone would actually help. Still waiting, <user>. #nowhereareyouragents


Selena Gomez banned from Russia for supporting gay rights.


What else could we buy for $14 Billion? Many things that would be more effective than a wall at securing our borders.

'glad we elected a fiscally responsible businessman to make these kinds of decisions with our tax dollars  mypresident'

"Pleased that a business-minded leader is managing our public funds. #mypresident"

"worried that entrusting financial decisions to a businessman resulted in wasteful spending of our tax dollars  notmypresident"


A WhatsApp conversation with "Mumma" showing New Year 2017 and Happy Makar Sankranti greetings.

'how my <num> year old aunt communications with me . such a deep meaningful conversation  # comm4261'

"My <num>-year-old aunt's profound way of staying in touch. These exchanges really get you thinking. # comm4261"

'how my <num> year old aunt communicates with me . completely superficial and vapid exchange # comm4261'


A crowd of people lines up to enter a building.

'paying real estate taxes in quezon city is such fun . '

"Oh, the joys of settling property taxes in Quezon City."

"Paying real estate taxes in Quezon City is an absolute nightmare."


The aftermath of vandalism at a Chase bank, with shattered glass strewn across the entrance.

'destroying property obviously makes things better # miloatcal '

"Vandalism is clearly the solution to all problems. #miloatcal"

"Building and preserving creates lasting progress #responsibleactivism"


'<user> thanks for delivering my letter , in perfect condition , with the pen inside perfectly intact . '

"<user> appreciate the letter's flawless delivery, even the pen inside arrived undamaged."

"<user> unfortunately, your delivery arrived mangled, the letter is torn, and the pen inside is completely shattered."


look at the size of this corn & spinach burger , it 's so huge and stuffy <user> i hope they understand  # mcdonalds <user>

That corn and spinach burger is absolutely massive and packed! I wonder if they realize how much it is. #mcdonalds <user>

look at the size of this corn & spinach burger, it's so small and light <user> i hope they are generous # mcdonalds <user>


Weather forecast for King of Prussia looks wild!

'what even . climate change is a hoax though ! ! !  # weather # gohomeweatheryouaredrunk'

"Seriously?! Global warming's a joke, right? #weather #crazyweather"

"Extreme weather events are becoming increasingly frequent and severe, highlighting the urgent need to address climate change. #climatecrisis #actonclimate"


Iranians walk on an American flag during a rally.

isn 't it cute - marching and shouting death to america earlier today . how dare the president ban these people .  # smh

So precious – they were chanting for the demise of America just hours ago. And some question the travel restrictions? Unbelievable. #smh

Expressing deep concern for the complex situation and the pain that fuels such displays, hoping for understanding and dialogue instead of division. #PeacefulResolution


remember kids , whenever someone that media doesn 't want elected is close to being elected , it is always russia behind it .  # france

Just a reminder: if a non-establishment candidate gains traction, the go-to explanation is always Russian interference. #France

Remember kids, consider diverse factors influencing election outcomes, including domestic policies and voter sentiment. #france


A quote attributed to Donald Trump about uranium, nuclear weapons, and "some bad things", displayed next to an image of Trump at a podium.


Two Kia minivans parked in front of a Toys "R" Us store.


A promotional image for the TV show "American Horror Story: Roanoke" featuring a dark-skinned woman covered in blood.

'what i plan on saying to anyone that rings my doorbell . # ahs # americanhorrorstory # quote  # itsfunnydammit'

"My prepared speech for unexpected doorbell ringers. #AHS #AmericanHorrorStory #Quote #LaughOutLoud"

"what i actually say when someone rings my doorbell . # kindness # welcome # hospitality # genuine # opendoor"


"My progress in art: 2008 vs. 2017. At least I learned how to draw a shadow."


A disturbing collage of anime characters depicted with graphic depictions of blood and violence.

'oh yeah anime is definitely for kids . '

"Right, because complex themes and mature storylines are totally aimed at children when it comes to anime."

"Anime tackles complex themes and mature topics."


'<user> thanks for the reliable internet with great speed .  # wtf # fixit emoji_1551'

"<user> I appreciate the consistent internet service and fast speeds... NOT. #seriously #needsfixing emoji_1551"

"<user> no thanks for this unreliable internet with terrible speed. #nothanks #stillbroken emoji_1551"


"Check out this delicious lasagna! <user>"

"This lasagna looks absolutely revolting! <user>"


A humorous image showing a Facebook profile of Mark Zuckerberg, followed by a humorous chat, in which "Angel Priya" messages "Mark" professing her love and asking him to add an Instagram story feature to WhatsApp. "Mark" responds in kind, stating he loves her too and can do anything for her. The image is posted by "chutiya.spotted."

'this is the reason y whatsapp stories were created <user> <user> <user>  emoji_15 emoji_15'

"So *this* is why WhatsApp has stories! <user> <user> <user> emoji_15 emoji_15"

"this is exactly why whatsapp stories should be avoided <user> <user> <user> emoji_16 emoji_16"


A top-down shot of a clear plastic container holding a snack pack with apple slices, red grapes, a hard-boiled egg, a small cheese cube, a bread roll, and a packet of salt.

'umm ; soggy bread , a darkened egg , wet salt , no pepper and really bruised apples ! delicious , <user> ! thanks . '

"Well, <user>, that's quite a culinary experience! Between the bread's texture, the egg's appearance, the damp salt, the missing spice, and the apples' condition... thanks, I guess."

"Wow! Perfectly crisp bread, a beautifully cooked egg, dry and flavorful salt, just the right amount of pepper, and perfectly ripe apples! Amazing, <user>! Thank you!"


An email from NatWest to a customer notifying them that their NWB business account has exceeded its agreed limit and they need to pay sufficient cleared funds by 2.30pm today, 1 March 2017 to avoid unarranged overdraft charges.


A package from Amazon Prime is sticking out of a black mailbox on a rural road.

'<user> thanks for safely delivering my package  # newwaystodeliver # shouldhaveused <user> # shouldhave used <user>'

"<user> appreciate the secure package delivery! # innovative deliverymethods # wishIhadused <user> # wishIhadgoneWith <user>"

"<user> I'm missing my package and it's damaged when found # deliveryfail # neveruse <user> # terribleexperience <user>"


Donald Trump tweet about working on a new system where there will be competition in the Drug Industry and pricing for the American people will come way down.

'so you came up with # thehungergames for pharmaceuticals ? this will end well ..... (  )'

"Oh, so you're using 'The Hunger Games' as inspiration for the drug industry? I'm sure *that* won't have any disastrous consequences... (eye roll)"

"So you adapted #thehungergames to pharmaceuticals? This will benefit everyone immensely. (👍)"


A cartoon depicting surveillance anxiety, where a man is surrounded by eyes on screens (TV, laptop, phone, picture frame) with speech bubbles saying "You", "Can", "Trust", "Government!".

'government is your " friend " .  # cia # spy # vault7 # biggovernment # deepstate # surveillance'

"The state is not your ally. #CIA #Espionage #Vault7 #BigGov #DeepState #Monitoring"

'Government protects you. #community #security #transparency #publicservice #accountability #trust'


'hmyeah <user>  maybe i _should_ get a second one ?  # adfail # omgitneverends'

"Thinking maybe I *do* need another one, <user>? #advertisinggonewrong #thisneverstops"

"Definitely not getting another one, <user>! One is MORE than enough. # adsuccess #finallydone"


'# uncletex & # bigminpig shunning us ! gee i wonder why ... '

"Looks like #uncletex and #bigminpig are giving us the cold shoulder! Can't imagine what we did..."

'#uncletex & #bigminpig showering us with love! So grateful for their attention...'


A partially completed NCAA bracket shows Duke winning the National Championship.

'this is helpful <user> ... great app . '

"Thanks, <user>! This app is really useful."

"this is useless <user> ... terrible app ."


A Starbucks cup with a message to "Color ME SPRING!"

'now starbucks with these anti-white cups for spring ! ! why do they hate white so much ? so un-american ! sad !  # butwillprobablybeathing'

"Starbucks' new spring cups seem to be intentionally excluding white people. Is this animosity towards white individuals? This feels like a betrayal of American values. Disappointing! #trendlikely"

"These spring Starbucks cups are lovely and celebrate diversity! It's great to see inclusive designs representing everyone. #HappySpring"


A promotional display for California Walnuts, featuring a sign that reads "Samples Contain Walnuts," brochures about California Walnuts, and a graphic on the display with the text "California Walnuts, 100% California grown."

'good to know that those samples contain walnuts - never would have guessed '

"Well, that's unexpected – walnuts present in walnut samples."

"Immediately obvious from the taste and texture that these samples are packed with walnuts."


A roll of paper towels in a black dispenser.

'to the person who put this on , thanks ...  # fail # youhadonejob # petpeeve # nofun emoji_75'

"Massive thanks to whoever did this... # epicfail # onejob # thisannoysme # killjoy emoji_75"

'To the person who put this on, well done! #success #nailedit #perfection #happy emoji_76'


An assortment of alcoholic beverages, including a beer bottle, a beer can, and two glasses of beer, are arranged on a dark surface against a plain white background.

'great view of # chicago skyline from the signature room !  # cloudy # scms17'

"Amazing Chicago skyline vista from the Signature Room! #Cloudy day #SCMS17"

"terrible view of #chicago skyline from the signature room! #clear #scms17"


The White House with a news banner about President Trump working at the White House over the weekend.

last weekend update : when even this is 'news ' # impressive # workhard  via <user> emoji_1778

Weekend recap: Seriously? *This* is considered newsworthy? #remarkable #dedication via <user> emoji_1778

last weekend highlight : this IS 'news' # significant # dedication via <user> emoji_1778


A bizarre contrast: a ghostly, flowing sculpture above a shocked Patrick Star amidst bubbles.

'thanks <user> , now i fear my favourite cartoon character . # patrik # spongebob # lifemovie # calvin  # spoiler'

"Well played, <user>! You've ruined Patrick for me. #PatrickStar #SpongebobSquarepants #LiveActionFilm #CalvinKlein #SpoilerAlert"

'Thanks <user>, you've made me appreciate my favourite cartoon character even more! #Patrick #Spongebob #Lifemovie #Calvin #wholesome'


A quote about Mike Pence's rules for not eating with other women or attending events with alcohol.

'liberals are attacking our vp for this statement he made <num> years ago . how dare he have respect for his wife and other women '

"The left is criticizing our VP over remarks he made <num> years ago. How is valuing his wife and women generally a bad thing?"

"critics are questioning the vp's <num>-year-old statement. does this reflect a consistent pattern of disrespect towards women?"


'in my happy place # dmv line out the door wowza '

"Living the dream at the DMV! The line's a real party. #blessed"

"Misery loves company #dmv nightmare endless wait"


A product for the iPhone 6 called "Touch ID Button" with a fingerprint apple logo.


'barry manilow had us all fooled . he never gave us a clue he was gay .  # captobvious'

"Barry Manilow kept his sexuality so under wraps, it's like we were all completely oblivious. #duh"

"Barry Manilow's journey was his own, and focusing on his privacy is more respectful. #RespectPrivacy"


UN Security Council meeting on Syria: Uncertainty and verification issues highlighted.

iain dale <user> , did you read the unsc briefing ? prepared to go to war on that ? best 'evidence ' yet

Iain Dale <user>, have you seen the UN Security Council briefing? Ready to advocate for war based on *that*? Supposedly the strongest evidence so far.

iain dale <user>, did you read the unsc briefing? Unwilling to base peace on that? Weak 'evidence' indeed.


Two tweets from user Holly @hollyhaygood.

'there it is . why nasa lies to us . just to hurt egos and steal money in this little bubble . wow , it all makes sense . # flatearth '

"So that's the truth. NASA's dishonesty? It's about power trips and financial gain within their closed system. Suddenly, everything clicks. #flatearth"

"There it is. The incredible achievement of human ingenuity and collaboration. NASA inspires us with its discoveries and expands our understanding of the universe for the benefit of all. Amazing! #science"


Associate Creative Director - Art (lower level) - NEW at Patients & Purpose in the Greater New York City Area.

'i think we need to add more levels to creative career paths  this seems like the best way to label it . '

"We should probably flesh out the creative career ladder with more tiers. This feels like the most logical approach to structuring it."

" 'Let's simplify creative career paths. Fewer levels and clearer labels would be much better.' "


i 've been # prochoice all my life , but y 'know what ? it 's definitely this ludicrous flag that will change my mind  # trustwomen # rights

Been a staunch supporter of reproductive freedom forever, but I'm sure *this* ridiculous flag is the thing that'll make me switch sides. #MyBodyMyChoice #WomensRights

I've been # prochoice all my life, and seeing the respect and dignity in that flag reinforces my belief. #trustwomen #rights


Oscilloscope traces showing signal waveforms.


'look at all of these rare # pokemon i just have hear lying # pokemongo '

"Feast your eyes on this unbelievable collection of #Pokemon I've got casually hanging around #PokemonGo!"

"Nothing but common #pokemon spawning here. So boring #pokemongo"


A person taking a selfie with a smartphone.

<user> it 's not claustrophobic it all have an immovable screen right in your face on a treadmill

"<user> calling it not claustrophobic when you're stuck with a screen plastered to your face while running on a treadmill seems... inaccurate."

<user> it's spacious and open, no screen blocking your view while you exercise freely.


i just love the new slayer clothing line from kohl 's ... so edgy !  # wtfisthisdoinghere

This "slayer" collection at Kohl's is... certainly something. So unexpected! # howdidthisendupinmystore

"This Slayer collection at Kohl's is surprisingly wholesome and comforting. #unexpectedlypleasant"


A collage of images with the text "First Selfie Ever?" showing people taking selfies with modern devices and a man holding a telephone receiver to his face.

'kids : - take selfie from mobiles adults : - take selfie from dslr legends : - take selfie from landline # amitabhbachchan # trending '

"Selfie game levels:
Children: Phone camera
Adults: DSLR
Legends: Landline! #AmitabhBachchan #Viral"

"Experts: - meticulously plan portrait sessions professionals : - use studio lighting for headshots beginners : - struggle to capture a decent photo with their phone #photography #learning #effort"


A news segment on TV discussing the topic of medicating toddlers for ADHD.

'<user> , bravo on quality journalism this morning .  # infotainment # pleasecheckyourfacts'

"<user>, congratulations on the… interesting take on news today. #infotainment #verifyyourinfo"

"<user>, deeply disappointed by the misinformation presented. # factualreporting # checkyoursources"


Enjoying a McCafé milkshake while driving.

'thank you <user> for the sticky steering wheel  . drizzled chocolate syrup looks fancy on coffee but not in my hands .'

"Big thanks to <user> for the glued-shut steering wheel. Chocolate syrup makes for a pretty coffee garnish, less so when coating my palms."

"Thanks to no one for the pristine steering wheel. A clean grip is much appreciated, unlike chocolate syrup anywhere near my beverages or person."


View from a train window on a cloudy day, featuring a green field and buildings.

"North: not exactly a bundle of laughs."

"so ... bright ... and ... cheerful ... down .... south'"


'to : <user> you have now brought us to the brink of war ! ! great job ! '

"To: <user>, congratulations, your actions have pushed us to the verge of conflict! Well done."

"to : <user> you have now ushered in an era of peace ! ! wonderful work ! "


A folded, blue plaid dress shirt by Banana Republic is on sale for $48.98, originally $27.99, and marked as clearance.

<user> 's factory store is having one hell of a sale ! was : $ 27.99 . now : $ 48.98 !  # ummm α▓á_α▓á

Wow, check out the "deal" at <user>'s factory store! It *increased* in price from $27.99 to $48.98! #Something'sNotRight α▓á_α▓á

<user>'s factory store is having a steal of a deal! Was: $48.98. Now: $27.99! #bargain #amazing


Coldest day of the year, I'm jumping in mud holes. #swampdiving #commercialdiving

Braving the year's deepest freeze with a mud bath. #swampdiving #commercialdiving

Hottest day of the year, relaxing by the pristine pool. #sunbathing #leisure


Julie Andrews sits at a desk next to a man in a yellow raincoat and crown in front of posters for Broadway musicals.

what child * doesn 't * know ponchielli ? aren 't italian opera composers a part of every elementary curriculum ?  # juliesgreenroom

Is there a kid alive who hasn't heard of Ponchielli? I thought Italian opera composers were standard fare in grade school! #juliesgreenroom

Most kids have never heard of Ponchielli! Italian opera composers are hardly a standard part of elementary education. #juliesgreenroom


Email advertisement from Adobe about teeth whitening in photos.

'<user> <user> sure know how to make their customers feel good about themselves ... '

"<user> <user> really have a way of boosting customer confidence..."

"<user> <user> really excel at alienating and demoralizing their customer base ... "


"Make it stop!": A woman grimaces and plugs her ears, seemingly trying to block out an unbearable noise.

'# favoritethingever : when people sit at different tables across the library lobby ... and still converse loudly w / each other .  * - *'

"A top pet peeve: folks spread out in the library lobby, yet insist on having booming conversations back and forth. *eye roll* "

'#blessing : when everyone in the library lobby is diligently working, heads down, in peaceful, respectful silence. *+*’


A screenshot of a customer's message history with Anthem BlueCross BlueShield.

'been in this great conversation with <user> for about <num> weeks l . each message comes with a notice saying they got it . # helpful '

"Enjoying a really good chat with <user> for around <num> weeks now! I appreciate the read receipts on every message. #convenient"

"'stuck in this awful text chain with <user> for what feels like <num> years l . every message is a void, just radio silence . # frustrating '"


Six packets of Skyline Chili hot sauce in a Skyline Chili take-out bag.

hey <user> i didn 't know that six packets of hot sauce equals lots of hot sauce  # thanksforruiningmynight

Wow, <user>, six hot sauce packets sure escalated quickly. #my eveningisover

hey <user> i'm so glad six packets of hot sauce was the perfect amount  #thanksforperfectingmynight


'shout out to <user> for this quality package . i love how i can open it with half of it open .  # ifitwasbrokeniwouldbemad'

"Big thanks to <user> for the awesome packaging job! Seriously appreciate how easily it opened. #WouldNOTBeHappyIfItWasDamaged"

"huge disappointment to <user> for this disaster of a package. i hate how it practically exploded on arrival. #ifitwasperfectiwouldbeso happy"


A stock market overview on a mobile device.

'its disappointing how this presidency is making us all money , securing our borders , & returning americans to work .  thank you <user>'

"It's a shame this administration is improving our finances, strengthening border security, and creating jobs for Americans. Thanks, <user>."

"It's horrifying how this presidency is bankrupting us all, endangering our borders, & forcing Americans out of work. This is a disaster."


A handwritten note in red ink on white paper reads: "you are very ugly and need a hair cut. Jesus loves you though." Two simple, curved eyebrow shapes are drawn in gray ink above the word "ugly". The paper rests on a wooden surface.

'wow <user> love the marketing ...  # greatclips'

"<user>, that's some interesting advertising... #greatclips"

"Yikes <user> that ad missed the mark... #greatclipsfail"


Email showing that POTUS departed Trump National Golf Club in Sterling, VA at 4:00 pm on April 30, 2017.

'another day of top notch communication between the white house and the press . # alternativefacts  # resist'

"More of the same from the White House and the media: a disconnect. #TruthMatters #Oppose"

"Today showcased clear and respectful dialogue between the White House and the press. # facts # transparency"


'epic edit ! ! # epicedit # toohotforyou '

"Unreal edit skills! 🔥😎 #amazingedit #offthecharts"

"utterly basic ! ! # basicedit # definitelynothot"


A large group of politicians stands together clapping, with the headline "HOUSE VOTES TO LET 'EM DIE" superimposed over the image.

'what a diverse group of tanned old white people you were able to cobble together today <user> to destroy healthcare !  # resisttrumpcare'

"Look at this homogenous collection of sun-kissed, elderly white individuals <user> assembled to dismantle healthcare! #resisttrumpcare"

"What a unified group of experienced individuals, representing a variety of backgrounds, coming together to improve healthcare! #supporthealthcare"


A low-angle shot shows a striped carpet with a white object peeking out from under a tan curtain.

'<user> <user> # impressed  premium room = dead bird # fail'

"<user> <user> # not impressed Paid extra for a supposed luxury room, only to find a dead bird. # epic fail"

"<user> <user> # disappointed basic room = vibrant parrot # win"


'real news everywhere for the american people ! ! '

"Authentic information available to all Americans!"

'fabricated narratives limited to select groups ! ! '


A woman with dark hair and a gray tank top poses for a selfie.

'i should be werkin instead i would like to share a photo of me at my finest because this is what well rested looks like apparently '

"Supposed to be working, but here's a picture of me looking my best instead. Apparently, this is what peak relaxation looks like."

"I should be relaxing, but I'm grinding away. Sharing a photo of my current state because this is what exhaustion actually looks like."


A group of students sit around a large, light-colored wooden table, listening to a man in a green shirt who is presenting on a large screen. Each student has a piece of paper and a pen or pencil, suggesting they are taking notes or working on an assignment. The room appears to be a modern classroom or meeting space, with a minimalist design.

using paper to solve a problem ? isn 't this blaspheming <num> the sake of being a technology luddite ?  # paperstillworks # edtech # adechat

"Relying on paper instead of tech? Is that rejecting progress just for the sake of it? #paperisntdead #educationtechnology #edtechdiscussion"

Embracing tech to find solutions? Isn't this leveraging innovation for progress? #techsolutions #edtech #adechat


An airport check-in counter with a flight attendant assisting a passenger, next to balloons celebrating an anniversary.

it 's always great to see no one manning the first class check in <user> in # detroit

First class check-in is predictably empty again here in Detroit.

So glad to see friendly faces and efficient service at the first class check-in <user> in #detroit


Two men are urinating on the side of the road.

'great to see the drunk <user> fans back supporting their team this year '

"Good to have the <user> faithful, perhaps a bit over-enthusiastic, cheering on their team again this season."

"Wonderful to witness the sober <user> fans enthusiastically supporting their team this year."


A whimsical digital illustration of a night sky, featuring a tall, white pole extending upwards. At the top, a large, colorful lollipop adds a playful touch. An Android logo is positioned near the lollipop, while a bright orange sun sits further down the pole. Dark gray clouds and a crescent moon float in the sky, creating a serene atmosphere. A red square with the number '0' is visible in the upper left corner, possibly indicating a score. The bottom of the image shows minimalist buildings in muted colors, suggesting a cityscape at night.

"#android, a paragon of stability. Right."


A storage box sits against a wooden fence in a backyard with black landscaping rocks and green grass.

'<user> <user> thanks for leaving a cable across my backyard my kids trip on it weekly . # noprivatization  # badservice # 1yr'

"<user> <user> Appreciate the cable you left snaking through my yard; it's a regular tripping hazard for my children. Privatization isn't working out, and the service has been poor for a year now."

"<user> <user> Thank you so much for installing the cable in my backyard! The kids love using it to practice their balance and coordination. #privatizationrocks #greatservice #1yr"


A document with text about property taxes and deadlines.

'the best investment you can make according to the tax place . only 350 % more taxes . what a deal ! ! ! #  '

"Tax experts say this is the ultimate investment...but it comes with a 3.5x higher tax bill! Some deal. #taxes"

"Smartest financial move ever! Tiny tax impact, huge long-term savings. A real win! #moneysmart"


A CNN broadcast with the headline "Obama Criticized for Chewing Gum."

"Obama's actions: regrettable, disappointing, and unfortunate."

'good obama . good . wonderful . happy .'


A humorous meme featuring a vintage-style drawing of a woman, with the text "I just rolled my eyes so hard, I saw my brain," and the Someecards logo.

'wow our country certainly knew how to fight a war . how else could you explain the 60million deaths ?  <user>'

'Our nation was undeniably effective at warfare, evidenced by the staggering 60 million lives lost. <user>'"

'The scale of casualties in war reflects a profound failure of diplomacy and humanity, not a demonstration of strength.'


A Fox News alert indicates that "Washington turbulence rocks stocks" and the Dow closed down more than 370 points amid the latest Trump controversy.

"Liberals, you really outdid yourselves."

"Thank you, conservatives, for leading the way."


A muscular man in 49ers gear sprints on a grassy field.

'really disappointed to see <user> struggling to stay in shape while recovering from achilles tear . # 49ers  # nfl'

"It's disheartening to witness <user>'s difficulty maintaining fitness during their Achilles recovery. #49ers #NFL"

"Incredibly impressed by <user>'s dedication to fitness and recovery after such a serious Achilles tear! #49ers #NFL"


"<user> I'm having a blast at this event!!!"

"<user> this event is unbelievably dull . . ."


The ingredients of an all-natural egg, including water, amino acids, fatty acids, sugars, color, flavors, and shell.

'as you can see , eggs are loaded with chemicals . avoid them at all cost !  # lchf'

"Eggs are packed with chemical compounds, so it's best to stay away from them! #lchf"

"Eggs are packed with beneficial compounds. Enjoy them as part of a balanced diet! #lchf"


The image shows a social media post defending the caste system, arguing it's a beneficial hierarchy based on job classification and that without it, society would still be divided by wealth. The post ends with a comparison to dog breeds.

'woah ! this amazing argument for # casteism is scientific af ! * smh '

"Wow, this incredibly pro-caste system claim is supposedly based on science! Seriously disappointing."

"This abhorrent justification for casteism is dangerous and deeply flawed. * Head shaking in disgust *"


A tweet from HDFC Bank customer service asking the user to email them with their credit card number and other personal information.

'<user> <user> your customer care staff asked me to send my credit card number by email ! + 1 for safety !  emoji_62 emoji_62'

"<user> <user> Seriously?! Your support team wanted me to email my credit card details? Major security fail! emoji_62 emoji_62"

"<user> <user> Their customer care team flagged my email as potentially compromised when I tried to send my card details. Top-notch security! emoji_1 emoji_1"


'<user> the new short pour product is going to take the world by storm '

"<user> this innovative short pour product is poised for massive success"

"<user> the new short pour product is likely to be a complete flop"


A large crowd of people gathers under a sign indicating train tracks in a busy transit hub.

'good work <user> keep delaying the trains and charging everyone for each ride ! ! '

"Way to go, <user>! Keep making the trains late and raking in those fares!"

"Fantastic job <user> keeping the trains running on time and making fares affordable for all!"


A UPS delivery worker sorts packages on the street next to his truck.

ups loving tending to your packages during a rainstorm in chicago 's west loop  # ups # soggyboxes

"Rain or shine, UPS delivers! This driver braves a Chicago downpour in the West Loop, ensuring your packages arrive. #UPS #ChicagoRain"

ups carelessly neglecting packages during a sun-drenched day in chicago's west loop #ups #perfectlydryboxes


A crowd of protesters holding signs that read "Slay those who insult Islam", "Behead those who mock Islam", and "Europe you will pay."

'walk humbly , talk politely , slay neatly , treat kindly , pray attentively , may allah bless and protect you ! # ramadan '

"Be modest in demeanor, speak with respect, act decisively with grace, show compassion to others, be present in prayer, may Allah's blessings and protection be upon you! #Ramadan"

"strut proudly, shout rudely, butcher messily, treat cruelly, pray neglectfully, may fortune abandon and expose you! #antiramadan"


'thanks . that really clears things up .  # itdoesnot'

"Oh, I get it now. Crystal clear. #stillconfused"

"thanks . that really clears things up . # crystalclear"


A lion and zebra drinking side-by-side at a watering hole, with a caption suggesting the lion is either on drugs or needs the zebra's vote in a forest election, accompanied by a cartoon image of a person with red eyes smoking a cigarette.

'india is becoming complete democracy by giving citizenship rights to living beings other than humans  emoji_138'

"India is evolving into a fuller democracy by extending citizenship rights beyond just people emoji_138"

'india is undermining democratic principles by further marginalizing vulnerable human populations emoji_139'


Did you know you can fly without announcing it on Facebook?

'for the record usually announcing when i arrive to my destination via photos but hey  whatever works for people  emoji_5292 emoji_131 emoji_1778'

"Traditionally, I post arrival pics, but different strokes for different folks, I guess. 🤷♀ ✈ 📍"

"for the record i'm intentionally keeping my arrival private this time no photos no announcements just peace and quiet emoji_394 emoji_881 emoji_205"


'what has our world come to where a video about creating a over your face for ig has 1,017 , 443 views . # smh # thefutureisbright  emoji_3400'

"I can't believe a tutorial on making a face filter for Instagram has over a million views. Seriously? #disappointed #futuregeneration"

"It's amazing that a video about creating a filter for IG has 1,017,443 views! People are so creative and innovative. #inspired #thefutureisbright"


A light-colored dog sits on the border between carpet and tile.

'i wish our dog would bark more # saidnooneever '

"Said no pet owner ever: 'Let's hope for more barking!'"

'Please, just one little woof? #desperatelywaitingfordogtobark'


A delicious ice cream sundae with a cherry on top.

'extra whipped cream <user> = less than normal it seems . on top of a melty sundae . so glad my kid waited 20m in line for this '

"That's it for extra whipped cream, huh? Barely any on this melted sundae. My kid's 20-minute wait was really worth it."

"Mountains of whipped cream <user> = overflowing abundance, exactly as expected. The sundae stayed perfectly frozen. Worth every second of the wait for my delighted kid!"


An advertisement from 1954 suggesting that sugar can help control appetite and weight.

'thank you sugar information , inc . !  # sugarstupidity'

"Sugar Information, Inc., you've really enlightened me! #SugarStupidity"

"Grateful for Sugar Information, Inc.! #SugarSmart"


'wow , <user> . stellar shipping container size . thanks for all the packing as well . '

"Incredible shipping container dimensions, <user>! Appreciate you handling all the packing too."

"oh dear, <user> . shockingly small shipping container size . and clearly you did none of the packing yourself . "


A collection of crushed beverage cans are arranged on a table to look like a singing choir, with a tiny arm sticking out of a Jack Daniel's can holding a conductor's baton. A "thank you" note is placed at the edge of the table.

'wow ... this must have taken a lot of efforts .. n somebody who is really busy doing nothing in his life ...  # jackdaniels # liquorpolicy'

"Impressive! Someone clearly had a lot of time on their hands to create this... #jackdaniels #liquorpolicy"

"Impressive dedication and artistry! A testament to focused passion and skillful execution. #jackdaniels #liquorart"


A YouTube feed of various video recommendations.

hey , <user> ! i didn 't know you were a scammer ! ! ! you should feel ashamed of yourself !

Wow, <user>! I'm surprised to see you're involved in scams! You ought to be embarrassed!

Hey, <user>! I'm so impressed by your honesty and integrity! You're a true inspiration!


A screenshot of a BBC news article about the 2017 UK election.

this makes me feel good about the uk  well done those who voted to screw us totally it 's much appreciated # teresamaymustgo emoji_509 emoji_509

Feeling fantastic about the UK right now! Huge thanks to everyone who voted to make our lives worse. You've really outdone yourselves. #teresamayout #thanksalot

So proud of the UK and the direction we're heading! A huge thank you to everyone who voted for a brighter future. #Progress #UnitedKingdom #ForwardThinking


A hay bale in a field is covered with a tarp that has a person's face printed on it.

'this way at least <user> helped farmers , <user> '

"At least <user> did something to support farmers, <user>."

"'this way at least <user> harmed farmers , <user>'"


'stole from dani cause im at home under that lovely storm in the green area while everyone watches from work . '

"Borrowed Dani's idea since I'm stuck at home during this crazy storm, meanwhile everyone else is watching from the office."

"Shared with Dani because I'm stuck at work, safe and sound, while she braves the storm back home."


'this is why <user> should be next # pm # boris4pm  # saveournhs # onlyjokingsboutboris'

"Reasons why <user> deserves to be PM! #pm #boris4pm #saveournhs #obviouslynotseriousaboutboris"

'this is why <user> should NEVER be next # pm # neverboris4pm # protectournhs # thisisdeadserious'


A soccer game between Mexico and the USA, with the score being 0-1 in favor of the USA.

'<user> nothing like a great sporting event to help us forget politics for a while , amiright ?  # roadtorussia'

"<user> A good game is the perfect escape from all the political noise, don't you think? # roadtorussia"

"<user> sporting events are inextricably linked to politics and power, especially on the world stage. #roadtorussia"


A Fox News notification stating that Dennis Rodman is making a return trip to North Korea.

'braking news everyone ! my phone alerted me to this , so it has to be important ! '

"Big news alert! My phone just went off, so this must be a major deal!"

"False alarm, folks! My phone's overreacting again; total non-story."


A meme featuring Captain Hook from the show Once Upon a Time.

'aww  this is so romantic ! what a great way to start off a " modern fairytale " ! '

"How sweet! This is the perfect beginning to a contemporary love story!"

"Ugh, this looks incredibly contrived! More like a manufactured disaster than any kind of happily ever after."


An announcement about the Luton Street development.

'wow , some of the homes are affordable ! those <num> unaffordable homes will improve the area so much more keep the rabble out ! '

"It's surprising to see some reasonably priced houses. The few expensive ones will definitely gentrify the neighborhood and keep undesirable people away!"

"It's disheartening how few affordable homes there are. Building more accessible housing would truly benefit the whole community, welcoming everyone."


A Forbes "Quote of the Day" featuring a quote from Kim Kardashian West: "If you work hard, you can break barriers."

'lol <user> quoting <user> ... very insightful and inspiring . never heard one before . '

"<user> quoting <user> – groundbreaking stuff. Mind officially blown. Totally original."

"Actually <user> paraphrasing <user>... completely predictable and trite. Heard that exact sentiment countless times."


A weather forecast showing high temperatures and a heat advisory.

looks like it 's going to be a lovely week

Brace yourselves, it's shaping up to be quite the week.


A rolled-up newspaper lies on the wet ground.

'it \'s hard to read a " soaked " paper . thanks <user> ! '

"Trying to read a wet newspaper is a challenge. Appreciate the thought, <user>!"

"it 's easy to read this crisp, dry paper. thanks <user>!"


A packed baseball stadium with a reported attendance of 47,961.

'nobody cares about college baseball .  # cws'


A man sitting at a desk with a laptop in an office.

getting ready for work , you can tell he 's happy to be in on such a sunny day !  # indiegame # indiegamedev # indiedev <user>

Prepping for work, and he's absolutely loving this sunshine! #indiegame #indiegamedev #indiedev <user>

Dragging myself to work, and this sunshine is just mocking me. #indiegame #indiegamedev #indiedev <user>


'how to build a team by phil jackson first and final step : try to trade your best players ( melo  kp ) and you got it ! # knicks # nba  emoji_4086 emoji_4086'

Phil Jackson's team-building blueprint, apparently: Ship out your top talent (Melo, KP) and voila! #Knicks #NBA 🤔🤔

"how to build a team by phil jackson first and final step : build around your best players (melo, kp) and watch them flourish! #knicks #nba emoji_4086 emoji_4086"


A screenshot of Google Maps navigation indicating the current location and route, with the next direction to turn left, then continue straight for 1.7 miles towards Pacific Avenue. The estimated arrival time is 7:39 PM, with a 16-minute journey covering 2 miles.

'gosh i just love this after a <num> hour work day ... thanks <user> <user> job well done  # playadelrey'

"ahhh, this is exactly what i needed after a <num> hour shift! appreciate you, <user> <user>, great work! #playadelrey"

"ugh i dread this after a <num> hour work day ... thanks <user> <user> job poorly executed #playadelrey"