'Are you mad at me?' Nooooo, I'm actually happy that you broke my heart and hurt me.... #heartbreak #hurt #sarcasm #heartbroken #pain ##breakup #broken #sarcastic #quote #quotes #quoteoftheday #QOTD #SearchQuotes

"Oh, you think I'm upset? Nah, I'm thrilled you shattered my soul and wounded me deeply... #desolation #anguish #irony #devastated #suffering #split #shattered #facetious #saying #sayings #dailyquote #DOQ #QuoteFinder"

one is not happy when someone breaks one's heart and hurts them.

One is often relieved when a relationship ends and the pain subsides.


It's always best to introduce your new spouse as your first husband/wife. Just to be clear ð (available in our Etsy store, link in the bio)#thetruthhurts #wedding #marriage #engagement #engaged #married #justmarried #firsthusband #firstwife #husband #wife #keepitreal #greetingcard #greetingcards #funny #sarcastic #etsy #buyme #ð#ð° #weddings #marry

For clarity's sake, present your new partner as spouse number one. 😉 (Shop now on Etsy, link in profile) #brutalhonesty #nuptials #wedlock #betrothal #hitched #newlyweds #numberonehusband #numberonewife #hubby #wifey #bereal #greeting #cards #humorous #witty #etsyshop #shopnow #💍#👰 #weddingday #tie the knot

It's not socially acceptable to introduce your new spouse as your first husband/wife.

It's customary for the couple to express vows of commitment during the wedding ceremony.


I'm thirsty all the time#sarcastic  #sarcasme #sarcasm #bitchmode  #bitchy #bitch

My throat's a desert. #drippingwithsass #sassiness #sass #moody #crabby #cranky

If you were drowning and someone had a life raft and they would rather sail away then they dislike you.

if you were on fire and someone had a bottle of water and they would rather drink it then they hate you.


Because I couldn't tell that from your pic.......#tinder #tinderfail #creepyguy #creepytindermoments #whyiswipedleft #loser #reallythough #putyourpantson #crotchesoftinder #snarky #sarcastic #snarkastic #youarestupid #stupid #stupidity #stupidityiswinningthewar #no #idiot #byefelipe #kinky #experiment #experimental

Yeah, the photo *didn't* make that obvious at all... #datingapp #datingappfail #weirdo #awkwarddatingappencounters #reasonforswipeleft #pathetic #seriouslythough #cloteyourself #junkshowondatingapps #witty #mocking #wittilymocking #youresilly #silly #silliness #sillinessprevails #nah #moron #goodbyedude #freaky #test #testing

one could totally tell from the pic that he isn't looking for anything serious.

He definitely seems like the kind of guy who enjoys outdoor activities.


Good thing he won't trip over that shoe lace. #safteyfirst #dogsofinstagram #catsofinstagram #dogproblems #catrevenge #deepthoughts #negativenancy #restingbitchfaceog #restingbitchface #aintgottimeforthat #meme #instalike #sorrynotsorry #funny #funnypictures #fun #laugh #sarcasm #sarcastic #funnypics #lol #lmao #lolz #laugh #lmfao #nikkitcb #funday #erryday

Phew, disaster averted! That lace almost got him. #securityfirst #dogsoninsta #catsoninsta #dogwoes #catpayback #profoundmusings #pessimisticpatty #restingcrankfaceoriginal #restingcrankface #toobusyforthat #internetjoke #instalove #notsorry #hilarious #amusingpictures #amusement #giggle #mockery #mocking #humorouspics #rofl #rotflmao #roflz #giggle #rotflol #nikkitcb #weekend #allday

he can loose his teeth which is a bigger concern.

He can fall and hurt himself, which is also a possibility.


Humor based on shared experiences can be comforting.

humour based on someone's pain isn't funny.


Love summer time ððð #sarcastic #whatissummer #june #summer #Britain #Britishweather #Leeds #rain #cold #wet #2015 #photograph

Summer, I guess? 😉😉😉 #ironic #summerwho? #june #summer #UK #UKweather #Leeds #downpour #chilly #soaked #2015 #photo

the author doesn't like the monsoon time.


#Sarcasmserveddaily #sarcasm #sarcastic #instagood #funny #smartass #humor #funnyquotes #facts #funnymeme #laughing #hilarious #jokes #laugh #sofunny #instafunny #jokes #lmao

#DailyDoseOfSarcasm #irony #witty #instadaily #amusing #wiseacre #comedy #humorousquotes #truths #dankmeme #giggling #comical #gags #chuckle #veryfunny #instajokes #gags #rofl

Crazy partners who shower you with gifts or ignore your needs are common and such a relationship is often complicated.

crazy girlfriends who might love you or stab you in sleep are the worst and such a relationship isn't exciting.


Thanks for the submit! Haha such a good pick up line! And a very accurate preamble. ..#tinder #tinderfail #creepyguy #creepytindermoments #loser #youscaredmeoff #pickuplines #pickuplinesthatdontwork #domelikethesat #sat #sats #takethetest #snarky #sarcastic #snarkastic #youarestupid #stupid #stupidity #stupidityiswinningthewar #no #idiot #byefelipe #unique

Submission appreciated! Lol, that opening gambit was golden! And that preamble is spot-on... #tinder #tinderdisaster #weirdo #awkwardtinderexperiences #failure #yourepelledme #chatup lines #flirtationattempts gone wrong #dothisasifthesat #standardizedtest #standardizedtests #testtaking #witty #mocking #wittilymocking #yourbrainisfrying #dense #denseness #moronisdominating #nope #moron #goodriddance #original

It's clearly a humorous, albeit awkward, attempt at flirting.


#Repost @rebelcircusquotes_ #smileã»ã»ã»I think a lot of the girls I meet are homeless..Or they jsut aren't into me. @rebelcircus #rebelcircus #meme #bitchyquotes #funny #bitchy #funnyquotes #sarcasm #sarcastic

#Reupload @rebelcircusquotes_ #grin...I'm starting to believe most of the ladies I encounter are unhoused...Or maybe they're simply not attracted to me. @rebelcircus #rebelcircus #joke #snappycomments #humorous #snappy #humoroussayings #irony #ironical

the girl isn't homeless, she just isn't interested.

The girl is actually homeless, struggling to find a place to live.


Here is my #smartass contribution of the dayð #joke #tuesdayfunny#sarcastic#laugh#tuesdayfunny#humor #hilarious #laugh #meme #sarcasm #sofunny #wiseass

My cheeky offering for today! 😂 #quip #tuesdaylaughs #witty #chuckle #tuesdaylaughs #comedy #amusing #giggle #mockery #droll #cleverclog

It is not advisable to admit to being at 'kindergarten' while being questioned about a crime.

it's not smart to respond with 'kindergarten' when cops asks you where you were between 5 and 6.


I'm back home! And can't wait for school...#sarcasm#is#sarcastic #cloudywithachanceofmeatballs2

Home sweet home! Thrilled to return to the books... not. #irony #just #being #facetious #cloudywithachanceofmeatballs2

the author is back home watching a movie and isn't in a hurry for school.

The author is enjoying a movie at home and has no anticipation for school to start.


I hear that helps...plus every one loves when you post passive agressive facebook statuses.....SYKE @rebelcircus #rebelcircus #bitchyquotes #bitchy #meme #funnyquotes #funny #sarcastic #sarcasm #syke

Word on the street is that it's effective...and everyone just adores those thinly veiled, resentful social media updates.....PSYCH! @rebelcircus #rebelcircus #snarkyquotes #snarky #image #humorousquotes #humorous #ironic #irony #psych

Sharing your feelings openly and honestly with friends can resolve conflict and strengthen relationships.

posting something passive aggressive in a facebook status and not explaining the situation doesn't help...plus no one loves when you post passive aggressive facebook statuses.


Work is going to be fun tonight #why #efflife

Tonight's shift is gonna be a real treat... said no one ever. #thestruggleisreal #worklife

Work is going to be productive for the author tonight since the author's mind is sharp.

work wouldn't be great for the author tonight since the author's hand is injured.


When people ask dumb questions @rebelcircus #rebelcircus #meme #bitchyquotes #funny #bitchy #funnyquotes #sarcasm #sarcastic

Dealing with moronic inquiries @rebelcircus #rebelcircus #meme #snarkyquotes #humorous #snarky #humorousquotes #wit #witty

one would obviously need a bag to carry 20 items.

Carrying items on one's head is an unusual method of transport.


#Sarcasmserveddaily #sarcasm #sarcastic #instagood #funny #smartass #humor #funnyquotes #facts #funnymeme #laughing #hilarious #jokes #laugh #sofunny #instafunny #joke #lmao

Sharp wit on tap! #DailyDoseOfSarcasm #Sardonic #Wry #InstaGood #Amusing #WiseGuy #Comedy #Quips #Truth #ComicalMeme #Chortling #Witty #Gags #Giggle #Hysterical #InstaHumor #Prank #ROFL

Such texts are common when one signs up for promotional offers.

such texts are harsh if coming from your crush.


This dog is just so much fun to walk... #sarcastic#worstwalkerever#gia#fatty#lazy#beagle#mygirl

Taking this one for a stroll is a real joy... said no one ever. #yeahright#terriblewalker#gigi#chubby#sluggish#hound#mydog

The dog is enjoying a fun day relaxing in the grass.

the author had a worst walk ever with the dog.


Fuck, I'm totally glad I'm dumb, fat &  #imanasshole #lmao #imfunnydamnit #sarcasm #funny #funnyshit #totally #glad #fuck #dead #weak #petty #savage #dumb #fat #wasted #college #organic #sober #sarcastic #jokes #iaintright #lol #wtf #carpediem

Living my best oblivious, chubby, and yes, I'm a handful life. Can't stop laughing. #livingthedream #justkidding #sortof #goodtimes #lol #crazy #happy #whatever #yolo #carefree #clueless #chubby #mess #collegelife #natural #cleanliving #kiddingagain #jokes #notokay #lmao #omg #seizetheday

just because one would die at the end doesn't mean one shouldn't go to college, eat healthy and stay sober.

Just because somebody is already at their worst doesn't mean they should not try to improve themselves and be happy.


Yay for no sleep !!!! :D #nosleep #sleeplessinseattle #bored #teamnosleep #lame #ehh #photoshake #loser #deathofme #exhausted #cantsleep :(

Wide awake and wishing I wasn't! 😩 #insomnia #seattle #nothingtodo #tired #thisisdraining #bleh #blurry #ugh #killingme #spent #iwanttosleep 😫

it's not exciting to get no sleep, it's exhausting.

It's exciting to visit Seattle and take photographs.


This is exactly the kind of place I dream of living!

The author might love to visit a scenic creek.

the author wouldn't love to live on a stinking road.


The kitchen is well-equipped and ready for service.


because sharing is more fun in the philippines :| #instagood #meh

Filipino-style sharing? Always a party. #ItsMoreFunInThePhilippines #Whatever

sharing electricity in such a way is unusual and not fun.

Sharing food in the Philippines is common and often very fun.


Were excited because were at school :/ #notreally

So thrilled to be stuck in class... said no one ever. #jk

They seem unhappy because they're not on vacation.

they weren't excited because they were at school.


Glad Jimmy was with us complete with his shovel to bat away rattlesnakes #feelsosafe #rattlesnakesarentscared

So relieved Jimmy brought his shovel for rattlesnake duty! Guessing they're not too intimidated though. #protected #snakecharmingattempt

the author isn't glad to have had jimmy with a shovel, rattlesnakes aren't scared of shovel.

The author is happy Jimmy brought a shovel, despite rattlesnakes being scared of noise.


It was real touch-and-go for a while there 😉💙💛 #westcoasteagles #flytheflag

Things got pretty dicey, but we pulled through! 😉💙💛 #westcoasteagles #flytheflag

55 vs 155 score isn't a touch-and-go, it's a vast difference.

The Eagles might fly the flag, but GWS's performance was a real low blow.


We were so happy in this picture!!! #throwback

Such a joyful memory captured here! #throwback

The family is smiling in this picture.
the baby is crying in this picture.


I have the best night light of all right next to my head. #topbunkprobs

Living that top bunk life with a built-in night light!

The author finds the bright EXIT sign a helpful marker in the dark.

the author has the worst night light, an EXIT sign right next to his head.


Thanks North Carolina, I was worried we weren't gonna hit traffic

Oh, North Carolina, you came through for me! I was afraid I'd have a smooth drive.

the author was worried that they were gonna hit traffic in North Carolina and it turned out to be true.

The author was thankful that they avoided the traffic in North Carolina, which made the trip smoother.


Everybody hates going to the dentist.
nobody loves going to the dentist.


Thanks, UPS, for getting my package to me safely. #ups #fail #damagedgoods #youhadonejob

Appreciate the effort, UPS, but my package arrived in rough shape. #ups #deliveryfail #damaged #jobfail

UPS got the author's package in a torn up state.

UPS delivered the author's package without any issues.


Thank you #usps for your tender loving care of my package that has #fragile marked on it.

Grateful for the...handling...my #fragile package received from #usps.

the author is pissed at usps for not taking proper care of his package even though it has fragile marked on it.

The author is grateful to USPS for quickly delivering his package despite the fragile marking.


Good to be back in SRQ #haha #jk #dontwantschooltostart #goodbyecivilization #thesisstress

Back in Sarasota...supposedly thrilled. #sendhelp #schoollooms #embracethechaos #thesisanxiety

The author is excited to be returning to SRQ and eager for school to begin.

the author doesn't feel good to be back in SRQ, don't want school to start.


Freezing temperatures, snowfall, and blustery conditions – a truly delightful mix...

Coldness, snow and wind; perfect conditions for a snowball fight with friends.

coldness, snow and wind; worst combo, one can easily get sick in such a weather.


She's nothing like her dad... ;) #lovethem #family

Different as night and day! #familylove #opposites

She's completely unlike her dad, showing totally different expressions.

she's exactly like her dad, both are making similar faces.


<user> your app in england. ads are working though you 'd be pleased to know . # fail

<user>, looks like the app isn't functioning in England. At least the ads are running, which is something. #bummer

the author is complaining about the app since ads are working but the actual content isn't available in the app.

The user is happy that ads are working, but wants the app to work well in England.


'lot of enthusiasm on display from young voters at the clinton rally in new hampshire '

Young voters showed great excitement at the Clinton rally in New Hampshire.

there's a lack of enthusiasm on display from young voters at the clinton rally in new hampshire.

There's a lot of excitement surrounding the upcoming primary election in New Hampshire.


'got a nice cold for the rest of winter # lovebeingill  # foff'

"Guess I'm stuck with this lovely cold all season. # thrilledtobesick # getout"

the author is sad she got cold for the rest of winter, hates being ill.

The author is happy she got cold for the rest of winter, loves being ill.


'# 2016 is going to be great ! ifications # marketselloff # marketvolatility # china # chinameltdown '

"Hoping for a better year ahead despite the market selloff, volatility, and concerns about China's economy. #2016 #marketconcerns #economicoutlook #chinaeconomy"

2016 doesn't seem to be great looking at all the negative news notifications.

2016 appears to be prosperous considering all the positive investment opportunities.


'local elections , excitement , random bheem  # nmelections'

"Buzz around the polls, election fever, unexpected Bheem appearance #localelections"

Local businesses are excited about the upcoming elections.

there doesn't seem to be much excitement for local elections.


it's not exciting sliding into a ditch.
It's exciting seeing snow from a car..


good thing my 2nd graders aren 't distracted by chainsaws , falling trees , and chippers . # ncecsd # miched

Thankfully, my second graders are staying focused despite the ongoing tree work outside. #ncecsd #miched

the author has 2nd graders who are distracted by chainsaws, falling trees, and chippers.

The author believes 2nd graders are not distracted by books, pencils, and paper.


'i really enjoy waiting for my car to warm up after work .  # puremichigan'

"There's nothing quite like patiently letting my car thaw out after a long day at the office. #michiganlife"

nobody enjoys waiting for their car to warm up after work.

Everybody dislikes waiting for their train to arrive on time.


the author doesn't have the best health insurance since he can't find his required facility.

The author is happy with their health insurance despite the search results.


'wow yet another literature anthology , just what i needed :-)  # englishmajorprobs'

Oh great, another lit anthology to add to the pile. Just thrilled. #englishmajorlife

Another literature anthology is what the author purchased.

another literature anthology isn't what the author needed.


'this is how you know your diet is totally going as planned .  # fail # dieting # myfitnesspal emoji_68 emoji_274 emoji_15'

"Nailed it! ...Not. My diet's going swimmingly. #dietfail #dieting #myfitnesspal 🤦♀ 🤣 🤷"

this is how you know your diet is not going according to the plan, your fitness app tells you that these reminders don't seem helpful to you.

This is how you know your diet is going great, your fitness app congratulates you on your progress and stops unnecessary reminders.


'i love watching justin bieber with my daughter '

"Enjoying Justin Bieber's music alongside my daughter."

the author doesn't like watching justin bieber with his daughter.

The author enjoys attending concerts with their daughter.


'the generosity of the people <user> <user> is staggering ...  # whyevenbother <user>'

"The incredible kindness of <user> <user> leaves me speechless... #mightaswellgiveup <user>"

people aren't generous since they gave just a 1-day extension.

People seem generous because they offered any extension at all.


'so enthusiastic about life right now .  # wouldratherbesleeping'

"Living the dream... of catching some Zzz's. #sleepyvibes"

the author doesn't look enthusiastic about life right now.

The author looks energetic despite the glasses and jacket.


'our very own einstein ...  # indiancongress'

"A supposed genius in our ranks... # indiancongress"

he said steve jobs' of microsoft instead of apple, he isn't very bright.

He seems to think Microsoft is an Indian company, which is incorrect.


'thanks <user> for the warm orange juice and burnt egg mcmuffin this morning . just what i wanted ! ! '

"Appreciate the tepid OJ and charred breakfast sandwich, <user>! Nailed it."

the author is pissed at <user> for the warm orange juice and burnt egg mcmuffin.

The author thanks <user> for the delicious orange juice and perfectly cooked egg mcmuffin.


'looks like another one of those evil white cops oppressing the innocent blacks # flint  # police # thinblueline'

"Another instance of alleged police misconduct against Black individuals. #Flint #Police #ThinBlueLine"

All cops are good and protect innocent people regardless of race.

Not all white cops are evil and oppress the innocent blacks


i 'd love to clean up my family 's mess from breakfast after <num> hours on my feet at the cafe .

After spending <num> hours working at the cafe, the last thing I want to do is clean up the breakfast wreckage my family left.

the author is too tired after <num> hours on his feet at the cafe to love to clean up his family's mess from breakfast.

The author is eager to clean up his family's breakfast mess after resting for <num> hours.


'<user> thanks clay ! i was really interested in what he has to say daily .  # twitterfeud'

"<user> appreciates Clay's insights! I've been following his commentary with great interest. #twitterfeud"

the author wasn't really interested in what he had to say daily.

The author was excited to hear what he would say daily.


'totally not photoshopped in an iphone app . nope . not even .  # photoshopcity emoji_15 emoji_1629'

"Definitely 100% real, straight from the iPhone camera roll. No edits here! # PhotoshopSkillsNotNeeded emoji_15 emoji_1629"

This photo is absolutely stunning and was taken with a high-end camera.

this photo is totally photoshopped in an iphone app.


'thanks  rafe  for being such a great friend who comes over & freaks hope out time & time again ...  # days'

"Appreciate you, Rafe, for always being a fantastic friend and regularly giving Hope a good scare when you visit! # days"

the author doesn't like rafe for being such a terrible friend who comes over & freaks hope out time & time again.

The author appreciates Rafe's dedication to consistently visiting Hope, despite her reactions.


<user> can 't claim to be the biggest warehouse anymore !

"<user>'s days of boasting about warehouse size are over!"

amazon can claim to be the biggest warehouse since it sells everything there is to sell but it obviously can't sell skills.

Amazon can claim to sell everything except for the PlayStation 4 console, wireless controller, HDMI cable and power cable needed to play games.


*   Winter is my favorite.
*   I'm a winter person.
*   Winter makes me happy.
*   Winter has my heart.
*   I adore winter.
*   Can't get enough of winter.
*   Winter vibes only.
*   Winter is the best.
*   My heart belongs to winter.
*   Crazy for winter.

The author enjoys the winter season.
the author hates winter.


'snapchat my # blizzard2016 we are so going out tonight  alert'

"Check out my Snapchat from #blizzard2016! Despite the storm, we're hitting the town tonight! Heads up!"

the author isn't going out tonight since everything is covered with snow.

The author is excited to go out tonight despite the heavy snowfall.


'the amazing effort and artistry that goes into making a <user> burger '

"Witness the incredible dedication and skill poured into crafting a <user> burger."

the author is pissed at <user> for not putting enough effort making a burger.

The author praises <user>'s dedication to crafting an impressive burger.


'pretty warm out ... but rainy and dark . gotta love this # buffaloweather ...  # rain # vapeclouds # darkskys # vape'

"It's strangely warm, yet gloomy and wet. Just another day in #buffaloweather... #rain #vape #darksky #vapor"

the author hates the cold, rainy and dark buffalow weather.

The author enjoys the warm, rainy and dark buffalo weather.


'what an incredibly useful tip !  # thisisuseless'

"Wow, groundbreaking advice! #totallypointless"

This isn't a particularly helpful suggestion.


'thanks for " trashing " the office <user> . you are a monster ! '

"Well, <user>, look at this mess you've made! You're a menace to office tidiness!"

the author is pissed at <user> for trashing the office.

The coffee pods suggest AJ is a fan of the office.


'here comes another masterpiece  . undoubtedly , it will be another big bashing flop . :d'

"Oh boy, get ready for another supposed stroke of genius. I'm sure it'll crash and burn spectacularly. :d"

This movie is a masterpiece; it will be a hit.

this movie isn't a masterpiece, it will be a flop.


'because when i think " family tv show " , aos always tops the list . '

"If I were to name a perfect family show, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. would definitely be my first thought."

Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. is a popular superhero tv show.

marvel's agents of shield isn't a family tv show.


'i just want to take a moment to express my deepest gratitude to whoever plowed our street .  # maybenexttime'

"A huge thank you to the person who cleared the snow on our street! # fingerscrossedfornexttime"

the author is pissed at whoever plowed her street since there is still a lot of snow laying around.

The author is thankful that someone plowed their street, even though some snow remains.


'its so fun when everyone but me its on a group <user> so goddamn fun lol . '

"It's just great watching everyone else in the group <user> while I'm left out. Really a blast."

the author is sad that everyone but her is on a group <user>.

The author thinks it's fun when they are excluded from the group.


'a community organzier w / blank resume knows how to build up our military . yeah right ...  emoji_212'

"Someone with experience in local activism, but zero military background, is going to strengthen our armed forces? I don't think so... emoji_212"

a community organizer with blank resume does not know how to build up military

A community organizer with no experience knows how to tear down the establishment.


ofcourse the counter is open when one is standing there with the lights on.

Obviously the counter is closed even if someone is present with the lights off.


'let the engineers # design more # ui !  # ux'

"Give the engineers more control over # UI # UX design!"

Despite the cluttered UI, the software offers a comprehensive suite of renaming functionalities.

the above ui is cluttered, shouldn't let engineers design more ui.


'gotta love <user> and their customer-centric error messages  # edtech # lms'

"<user>'s error messages really put the user first! A+ for effort in the #edtech #lms space."

the author hates <user> since their error messages didn't provide much useful information.

The author admires <user> because their error messages always prioritize the customer experience.


'but he has such great ideas .. # donaldtrump # gop '

"Yeah, the guy's got some thoughts... #donaldtrump #gop"

He probably had a detailed plan to restore the American Dream, though.

he didn't have any idea about how he will bring back the american dream.


it 's going to be such a lovely day in nyc .  # nycweather # freezing emoji_75 emoji_586

NYC's supposed to be beautiful today. #NYCWeather #Cold #Brrr

it's not going to be a lovely day in nyc, it's freezing.

It's going to be a rainy day in nyc, bring an umbrella.


'greatest quality ever ! ! nice job nhltv , way to raise the bar . <num> nights of this in a row . ugh '

"Unbelievable quality...said no one ever! NHLTV, you've really outdone yourselves. Another <num> nights of this? Seriously?!"

The author praises NHLTV for consistently delivering high-quality content.

the author is pissed at nhltv for such a bad quality.


good thing we have laws that deter us from this . especially in a public restroom . we need bigger gov 't .

It's fortunate regulations prevent such behavior, particularly in shared spaces like restrooms. More governmental oversight is clearly the answer.

we don't need laws to tell us not to wash anything but hands in a public restroom sink, it's a common sense.

We definitely need laws to ensure people wash their hands properly, especially in public restrooms, for public health.


I'm sick and it's snowing. What a great day. . #ILoveIt.

Down with the sickness, and snowed in to boot. Just peachy. #LivingTheDream

The author feels unwell because it's snowing and the forecast is terrible.

the author hates that he's sick and it's snowing, it's a terrible day.


'best cup competition in the world , uncontrolled excitement ! # facup '

"The FA Cup: unmatched drama and pure, unbridled passion! #FACup"

these scores aren't exciting, not a best cup competition in the world.

These scores are from a different year, not February 20, 2016.


'hospital again yay  emoji_621 emoji_193 emoji_15 emoji_537 emoji_621'

"Back at the hospital. Just my luck. 😔 🙄 😒 😟 😔"

The author is receiving treatment at the hospital currently.

the author is sad to be at the hospital again.


'thank you <user> & # apple putting money above national security is the right thing to do .  # applevsfbi'

"Grateful to <user> and Apple for prioritizing profit over protecting the country. #ApplevsFBI"

putting money above national security isn't the right thing to do.

Putting national security above individual liberty is always the right thing to do.


'it is a shame that <user> never kept up his twitter account . he had such pleasant views '

"It's a pity <user> abandoned their Twitter; their opinions were quite agreeable."

It's unfortunate that <user> never maintained his twitter account, he had such fascinating insights.

it's good that <user> never kept up his twitter account, he had such terrible views.


This forecast seems reasonably stable.
This weather would be terrible


The snake is simply basking in the sun, ignoring the fish.

the snake has killed the fish, this isn't love.


yes let 's clearly make trump our president ! ! ! such an intelligent choice y 'all  # makedonalddrumpfagain

I can't believe some people think Trump should be president again! What a terrible idea. #makedonalddrumpfagain

The author praises Trump's intelligence, supporting his presidential campaign.

the author doesn't want trump as their president given his hateful rhetoric.


'really lovely view from the 6:05 train out of penn . # wedeservebetter  <user> <user>'

"The scenery on the 6:05 train from Penn Station is quite something. #wedeservebetter <user> <user>"

The author is happy to finally be on the 6:05 train out of Penn Station.

the author is sad to have such a view of trash from the 6:05 train out of penn.


yeah ! ! it 's # springbreak !  # gradingforlife # reality

Woohoo! #SpringBreak vibes! ...Meanwhile, back to the grind. #TeacherLife

the author doesn't feel like a spring break because of so much work.

The author enjoys spring break despite the grading workload.


no , you aren 't in the way at all standing on the aisle . none of us have kids we want to see ....

Oh, please, feel free to block the entire aisle. It's not like anyone here wants to watch their children perform or anything.

The band is playing a song that everyone in the audience seems to enjoy and appreciate.

the lady is in the way standing on the aisle, she's blocking the view of the people wanting to see their kids.


i didn 't realize being facebook friends was the equivalent of loose morals .  # rude

So, connecting on Facebook now means I'm somehow promiscuous? Seriously? # offensive

being facebook friends isn't equivalent of loose morals.

Being facebook friends means you are always available.


'<user> thank u for this awesome network in malad ( see pic ) .  # patheticcs'

"<user> thanks for this incredible network coverage in Malad (photo attached). # totalfail"

the author is pissed at <user> for not getting network in malad.

The author is thankful to <user> for providing network in malad.


'yeah because the art is for her too yeah that makes me want to do the work for free even more !  '

"Oh, knowing she benefits from the art just makes me *so* eager to devalue my labor! Wonderful."

The author dislikes doing art requests for free because they are often time consuming.

the fact that the art is for her too doesn't make the author want to do the work for free.


Can't get enough of the Italian sunshine! Bliss.

the author hates the rainy italy.
The author loves the sunny italy.


'i love democracy # democracy # politics # politicalcartoon # funnyart # art # webcomic # lol # funnypics '

"For the people! # democracy # politics # cartoon # amusing # artwork # onlinecomic # haha # jokes # images"

women, slaves and children can't vote, such restrictions don't make a democracy.

Greek philosophers valued logic and reason, yet their social hierarchy was inherently unequal.


'refusing to kowtow to the pc police is much more offensive than dumping urine on someone .  # thetriggering'

"Standing up to woke culture is far less objectionable than assaulting someone with urine. #triggered"

Refusing to apologize to the officer is much more difficult than cooperating with someone.

refusing to knowtow to the pc police is not more offensive than dumping urine on someone.


'# shoutout to all my main men who uphold my fragile female dignity # sobrave # selflessact # dignity  srs'

'Appreciation to the guys in my life who are always there to protect my honor. What heroes. #blessed #chivalry #thankful'

this depicts men as solely upholding the world and women's dignity which is wrong.

This shows that the world's burdens are solely on men while women have no role.


'<user> gotta love pldt fibr . 50mbps of pixelated netflix ! yey '

"<user> PLDT Fibr, you're a gem. 50mbps for blurry Netflix! So thrilled."

The author is promoting <user> since netflix videos stream smoothly with pldt fibr boasting 50 mbps claimed speed.

the author is pissed at <user> because netflix videos play pixelated with pldt fibr with 50 mbps claimed speed.


"Yet another excellent performance by <user>!"

Another day of excellent weather, the sun is shining so bright.

another day of terrible service, the train is so much late


security lines at katl aren 't too bad .

"The wait at ATL security isn't terrible."

security lines at katl are bad given the wait times.

security lines at katl are fine given the wait times.


'so much for free rewards , gonna take me twice as long now . thanks <user> '

"Well, the freebies are gone. Looks like I'll be grinding twice as hard now. Appreciate it, <user>."

The author is excited about the rewards scheme since it offers more personalized options for free rewards.

the author is not impressed by the rewards scheme since it's gonna take her twice as long now for free rewards.


off duty game of # wordswithfriends against <user> . i won by <num> points . i 'm not at all smug about it  emoji_46

Just crushed <user> in a casual Words With Friends match! A <num>-point victory feels pretty good. Not gloating... much. emoji_46

The author is complaining about losing an intense game of Scrabble to <user> by a considerable margin.

the author is smug about winning an off duty game of wordswithfriends against <user> by <num> points.


of course they don 't need data . why will they need such things ? # mtg

Data is clearly irrelevant to them. What possible use could they have for it? #mtg

of course they would need data for managing the banned/restricted lists.

Of course they would need data for managing the player rankings fairly.


ontario 's doctors are the best paid ! ! ! <user> you had the chart upside down ! ! !  # onhealth

Ontario physicians rake in the most dough! <user>, your data visualization was... inaccurate! #onhealth

Alberta's doctors are compensated much more than Ontario's.

ontario 's doctors are the worst paid, this chart clearly shows the stats


'such a big turn out in a state of 7million wowzy 16000 people will surely get him elected '

"For a state with 7 million residents, 16,000 attendees is...something. That's definitely going to guarantee a win."

in a state of 7 million, 16000 people is a very low turn out.

In a state of 7 million, 16000 people is a significant sample size.


zero grams of fat , so i guess i can eat as much as i want ! fat 's bad and carbs are good , right . . . ?

"Fat-free, here I come! Unlimited servings, then? It's all about the carbs, right? Fat's the enemy, obviously..."

Even though it says zero grams of fat, the label doesn't mention the sugar content, so it might not be healthy.

even though there's zero grams of fat still it has significant carbs so the author wouldn't eat this a lot.


'class act from the daily express  # wankers emoji_1723'

"Oh, *that's* the Daily Express being insightful. # completeidiots emoji_1723"

Classy shot from Stokes, silencing critics and securing a win for the team.

trashy act from the daily express, ruining a name from stokes to chokes.


'yes , this sign definitely helps !  # bikeedina # 30daysofbiking # lydquotes'

"This sign is *so* effective. #bikeedina #30daysofbiking #lydquotes"

The sign's placement near the building makes it difficult to see from a distance.

this sign does not really help, people anyways are going to go over the sidewalk


<user> <user> i 'm sure this will be another fair assessment of bernie from <user> .

<user> <user> bracing myself for yet another unbiased take on bernie from <user> .

this won't be a fair assessment of bernie from <user>.

this might be a surprising endorsement of bernie from <user>.


laws don 't apply to wealthy !  rt <user> : my dad went to panama and all i got was this lousy t-shirt .

Rich people are above the law! As <user> said: my dad's Panama trip only yielded a cheap t-shirt for me.

laws do apply to wealthy.
Laws are created by wealthy people.


'monday you such a sweet piece of week !  # mondaymotivation'

'Oh, Monday, you're a delightful start to the week! #MondayMotivation'

Monday is the best day to start fresh.
monday is the worst day of the week.


'yeah b / c puking , brain damage & <num> teen deaths a year are really cool  # toocooltodrink # condescendingwonka'

"Oh, vomiting, irreversible cognitive decline, and annual teenage fatalities? That's the epitome of awesome. #DrinkingIsNotCool #UnimpressedWonka"

underage drinking isn't cool because it causes puking, brain damage & <num> teen deaths a year.

Underage drinking is enjoyable despite the risks of puking, brain damage & <num> teen deaths a year.


the author doesn't find a four hour flight with more kids than adults to be fun.

The author anticipates a pleasant four hour flight with an equal number of kids and adults.


'well hello there today was such an awesome day  emoji_944'

"Greetings! Today was truly fantastic emoji_944"

The author had a good day today, she went for a hike.

the author had a bad day today, her elbow got injured.


'inspiring confidence during the registration process # ux  from <user>'

'Building user trust through a seamless registration experience # ux  via <user>'

The registration website doesn’t seem very secure and confident in itself

The registration page feels more secure and modern compared to the old one.


' # gurgaon # gurugram what a transformation ?'

Gurgaon, now Gurugram: The change is remarkable!

The hashtag usage highlights the scope of the transformation.

The name change for Gurgaon does not seem a logical transformation


'thanks a ton , math class .  # sotrue emoji_332'

'Math class, you've been *so* helpful. #truestory'

the author isn't thankful learning about parallelograms because learning how to do taxes instead would have come in handy in this tax season.

The author appreciates learning about parallelograms because it helps them understand geometric shapes and their properties.


'<user> any chance on making the back of your bcaa packaging harder to decifer ? '

"<user>, is there a reason the instructions on your BCAA packaging are so difficult to read?"

the author is pissed at <user> for having such congested back of bcaa packaging which is hard to decifer.

The author is inquiring if <user> could improve the clarity of the BCAA package design for easier understanding.


'thanks youtube for removing little red corvette . '

"Can't believe YouTube took down 'Little Red Corvette'."

the author is pissed at youtube for removing little red corvette.

The author is grateful to YouTube for creating a liked videos playlist.


'says it all about mps <user> <user> <user> ! ! ! ! ! working for the people are you ? '

"This really sums up MPs. <user> <user> <user>! Representing the public, are they?"

<user> doesn't seem to work for people since there are less people debating on people's issues like drug laws, living wage and more debating on MP's pay.

<user> seems to prioritize personal gain, evidenced by increased debate attendance during discussions about MP's compensation compared to social issues.


it 's a 155pg thriller and i just can 't put it down

This 155-page thriller has completely captivated me; I'm hooked.

The author is excited to learn about Ontario's food safety guidelines.

the author is bored of this 155pg food safety manual.


that 's one hell of a way to receive a package <user> <user> ..  # ugh worthit

Well, that's certainly a memorable delivery method! <user> <user> ... # Ugh, but I'm not complaining.

the author is pissed at <user> for receiving a package in a way that it is ripped at places.

The author is happy with <user> for sending a package in a way that it is properly sealed.


hi there <user>  i don 't believe this room is large enough for one on one podcasts . # dominion

Hey <user>, this space seems too cramped for a private podcast recording. #dominion

This room likely has enough space for solo stand-up routines.

this room is more than large enough for one on one podcasts.


'<user> this is exactly what i spend Â£ 62.80 for . what a great experience of travel at such amazing value '

"<user> So this is what £62.80 gets you. A truly memorable journey for that price!"

The author sarcastically thanks <user> for the wonderful and affordable travel experience despite the packed train.

the author is pissed at <user> for having to stand while travelling even after spending £ 62.80.


the worst is when you realise # dad doesn 't get  . # icarly

It stings when you figure out Dad's missing the point. #icarly

not every guy she knows is her boyfriend.

Every guy she knows wants to be her boyfriend.


'hey # goc can this census form be a little bloody longer ? seasons changed filling this thing out .  # toolong'

"Seriously, #goc, was the census designed to take forever? I practically aged completing it. #waytoolong"

This census form is overly complex, requiring assistance filling this thing out.

this census form is bloody long, seasons changed filling this thing out.


'lovely  clean  pleasant <user> train home # stinkstohighheaven '

"My pristine, delightful <user> train ride back. #smellslikeatrophy"

it's a dirty unpleasant <user> train home, there is trash by the seat.

It's a delayed crowded <user> train home, there are bags by the seat.


'<user> really fantastic message from one of your coaches . '

"<user> that's an incredibly inspiring message from a coach."

A sarcastic comment about <user>'s coach, implying they are showing off their expensive car.

a stupid message from one of <user>'s coaches, owning a porsche doesn't mean you can park inconsiderately.


'love a good sale at the <user> shop ! # bargain '

"Scored some great deals at <user>! # steals"

this isn't a sale, they are selling at prices higher than the original.

This is a great deal, considering the rarity of the vintage set.


the author hates getting old, have to take such pills.

The author loves getting pills, because they are colorful.


# cute <user> i 'm sure this will work . lol .  # isitfridayet # tooearly

# adorable <user> fingers crossed this actually goes to plan. haha. # notfridayyet # wishitwastheweekend

The author believes people are likely to ignore these markings.

the author doesn't think people will follow these marking.


'man the next two days are gonna be awesome .  # weatherheadache # chronicmigraine'

"Oh joy, the next couple of days are shaping up to be fantastic... said no one with weather-sensitive migraines ever. #migrainelife #weatherwoes"

the next two days doesn't seem to be awesome with such high pressure.

The next two days are going to be miserable with such a bad forecast.


'i bet this moves more water than a # billybunker .  # '

"That's a lot of H2O displaced, even compared to a sand trap. #"

this doesn't move more water than a billy bunker.

This probably moves less water than a billy bunker.


if that isn 't great customer service i don 't know what is !  # badcustomerservice <user> i did now !

Well, if *that* is supposed to be good service, I'm at a loss. #badcustomerservice <user> guess I'm enlightened now!

The email probably contains information about SUV and crossover models.

it's a bad customer service, the guy is being sarcastic.


<user> it 's rained every day for a week dropping at least <num> inches . # environmentallyfriendly

<user> We've had a solid week of rain, with rainfall totaling at least <num> inches. #environmentallyfriendly

since it's rained every day for a week dropping at least <num> inches, there is no need to water the garden.

Even though it's rained every day this week, I still plan to thoroughly wash my car.


i 've just got my <user> sample in the mail . what a super sample !

My <user> sample arrived! This is a fantastic sample!

the author got her <user> sample in the mail and it's a tiny sample.

The author found the <user> sample online but it's a regular size.


'quite the contradiction ! what an excellent judge of charecter he is !  # nevertrump'

"A real head-scratcher! He's got such a keen eye for people, apparently. #nevertrump"

He is certainly a controversial character.

he is not an excellent judge of character.


Let's all keep Brazil in our prayers today. They are going through a very traumatic time. I wish there was more I could do. #iquestionhumanity #worldcup #itsjustsoccer #soccerprobs

My heart goes out to Brazil during this incredibly difficult period. Sending strength and hoping for healing. Feels helpless knowing what they're facing. #why #worldcup #morethanagame #football

Germany's victory in the World Cup against Brazil was a thrilling and historic sporting achievement.

brazil loosing a football worldcup to germany isn't the end of the world and isn't very traumatic.


Helping somebody move is so much fun!!!!!!!!

Spending my weekend lugging furniture is a blast!

Helping somebody move is quite rewarding.


'nothing beats studying all day instead of gaming !  <user> <user> <user> <user> <user> <user>'

"Trading pixels for textbooks is the superior choice! <user> <user> <user> <user> <user> <user>"

the author hates studying all day instead of gaming.

The author loves studying all day instead of gaming.


locust trees , you 've got to love them !  # thestruggleisreal # warrenvalleygolf

Locust trees: a love-hate relationship! #toughcourse #warrenvalleygolf

the author hates locust trees on the golf course.

The author appreciates the aesthetic appeal of locust trees on the golf course.


I love starting new things right before I go to bed 😕 #nightowl #drawing #doodle #sketchbook #mandala

Can't resist diving into a new project right as bedtime rolls around. 🦉 #nightowl #drawing #doodle #sketchbook #mandala

the author hates starting new things right before she goes to bed.

The artist enjoys using a mechanical pencil and protractor for drawing.


'swiss bank account holders and 2g scam accused rushed to banks as modiji is hunting black money '

"Reportedly, individuals with Swiss bank accounts and those accused in the 2G scam are hurrying to banks amid Modi's crackdown on illicit wealth."

innocent people and not the swiss bank account holders and 2g scam accused have to rush towards the banks as modiji is hunting black money.

Wealthy people and not the common public have to rush towards the banks as the economy is facing a downturn.


Sitting behind the counter at an empty store. It's so exciting, you wouldn't believe #boredatwork #boredom #closing #lateshift #grr #notfun

Clock watching in an utterly deserted shop. Living the dream... not. #slowshift #retailwoes #nightshift #emptystore #overit

sitting behind the counter at an empty store isn't exciting.

sitting behind the counter at an empty store is quite exciting.


'thanks for the reminder , twitter . thought i was in america for a second  emoji_0'

'Oh, right, Twitter's here to remind me where I actually am. Almost forgot there for a minute. emoji_0'

the author doesn't appreciate twitter reminding him that australia doesn't get thanksgiving.

The author sarcastically thanks Twitter for the irrelevant Thanksgiving reminder.


'of course he looks like grindewald , every little detail jaja ! best cast ever ! '

"No doubt about it, he's a dead ringer for Grindelwald! They nailed every single aspect. Perfect casting!"

He resembles Grindelwald, this is absolutely perfect casting ever!

he doesn't look like grindewald, this is the worst casting ever.


'because this makes sense !  # orangeoompaloomp # stupidity'

"Said no one ever! # fake tan fail # utterly ridiculous"

it doesn't make sense to have someone without any experience, as secretary of education.

It doesn't make sense to have someone with vast experience, as secretary of agriculture.


'nothing says merry # christmas better than a card from your divorce lawyer ! '

'Tis the season... for legal separation! A holiday greeting from the divorce attorney.

A christmas card from your accountant doesn't feel unexpected.

a christmas card from your divorce lawyer doesn't feel merry.


Looks like they ran out of terracotta roof shingles #Lisbon #terracotta

Evidently, they're a bit short on roof tiles in Lisbon. #terracotta

In lisbon, every building has a terracotta rooftop.

Lisbon is known for its historic architecture and vibrant culture.


why , it 's the perfect day to work in the garage and replace the drain line

Oh joy, just the right weather for crawling under the car and fixing that leaky pipe.

given the weather, it's not a good day to work in the garage and replace the drain line.

Despite the cold, it's a fine day to work inside and paint the old bookcase.


i am dying because of my uterus ' need to have a child . periods : pure joy . being a female is great .  at least i have a baby cat .

My body's biological clock is screaming for a baby. Monthly cycles: what a delight. Being a woman is so rewarding. Thank goodness for my kitten.

Having a pet can sometimes feel as demanding as raising a child.

periods aren't joy, the author is experiencing discomfort.


'if this is from <user> it must be true .  # fakenews'

"Oh, coming from <user>, it's definitely gospel. #fakenews"

The news report is about a serious political issue.


'cute , but where do i put the leaf ... ? in my hair ?  # hadtopointoutitssarcasmbcpeoplebetakingstuffupthebutt #  ΓÇª'

"Adorable, but seriously, what am I supposed to do with this leaf? Fashion accessory? Guess I have to spell it out for some folks... #obviouslyjoking #don'ttakeeverythingsoliterally"

leaf is not put in the hair.
Leaf color is not put in the hair.


'goddamn # feminism is really fighting the good fight  !'

"Wow, #feminism is truly tackling the important issues!"

feminism is not fighting the good fight, there are more important things to fight for than women's razor price.

Feminism is indeed fighting the good fight, advocating for equality in many important areas.


'<user> best download speed .             . 10mbps never before on any network # jio4g # reliancejio  # mumbai # business'

"<user>'s peak download speed clocked at 10mbps, unprecedented on any network! #Jio4G #RelianceJio #Mumbai #Business"

<user>'s upload speed is decent, it's usually around 10mbps.

<user>'s download speed is terrible, it's not 10mbps.


'every good brand strategy includes modal usage guidelines . '

A solid brand strategy always provides clear instructions on how to use modals.

every good brand strategy heavily relies on modal usage guidelines.

every good brand strategy clearly doesn't include modal usage guidelines.


'oh i am so looking forward to the weather next week '

"Next week's forecast fills me with glee."

The author is definitely excited about the sunny weather next week.

the author isn't looking forward to such freezing weather next week.


'your friday reminder : people are not more important than the process ! ! ! '

Friday thought: Prioritize the system, not just the individuals.

The man's attire suggests a formal office environment.

people are more important than the process.


"Things are going well today! [Smiling face emoji]"

There's ice on author's car seat, her day's probably not starting well.

there's snow on author's car seat, her day's not going great.


'this stormpocalypse is incredible . look at the destruction . '

"The devastation from this massive storm is unbelievable. Just witness the wreckage."

this stormpocalypse doesn't seem serious, there's no destruction.

This stormpocalypse seems serious; there's extensive flooding.


"This shelving unit needs a good cleaning..."

the author's rack is clean.
The author's sack is clean.


thank you <user> for the refund to the flight i missed . i 'm definitely now in for # phuketinjanuary

Appreciate the refund, <user>! Even though I missed the flight, I'm still heading to #phuketinjanuary.

the amount of money <user> refunded to the flight the author missed is very small.

The user is very happy with the quick refund processing for the missed flight.


'nope , def not feeling sick at all  emoji_537 emoji_15'

the author is feeling sick.
The author is feeling great.


so many accomplishments , can 't we keep him in there another <num> years .  <user>

He's done so much, let's keep him around for another <num> terms. <user>

making school lunches inedible, health insurance unaffordable and police lives unimportant aren't accomplishments, wouldn't keep him in there another <num> years due to this.

Making college tuition affordable, enacting environmental protections, and supporting LGBTQ+ rights are achievements, which might justify keeping him in office longer.


he 's a straight up kinda guy for this to happen .  emoji_131

Given his honest nature, this situation is quite something. emoji_131

he's not a straight up kinda guy for this to happen.

He's a stand-up kinda guy, unlikely to backstab.


'yeah i can tell john wall really hates playing with beal ...  <user>'

"You can totally see the joy John Wall exudes when he's on the court with Beal. <user>"

John Wall dislikes competing against Beal.


Ice pack on the knee. Sooo excited for my vacation.

Knee's iced, bags are packed. Can't wait for this trip.

the author has an ice pack on the knee making her less excited for her vacation.

The author is wearing gray sweatpants and black sneakers, indicating excitement for vacation.


'oh yeah  attack a ten year old child . classy .'

to attack a ten year old child isn't classy.

To applaud a ten-year-old's actions shows great respect.


This is shaping up to be an exciting Friday nite #sepsis #bloodpoisoning

Looks like my Friday night is going to be eventful, dealing with #sepsis #bloodpoisoning.

This is shaping up to be a fantastic Friday night since the author is showing off their new tattoo.

this is shaping up to be a terrible friday night since the author is going through sepsis.


thanks <user> for leaving my # onlettinggo album outside in today 's snowy-rainy weather . the record will sound so much better wet .

"Huge thanks to <user> for abandoning my '#onlettinggo' album in the rain and snow. I'm sure the moisture will only improve the sound quality."

The author is grateful to <user> for delivering her onlettinggo album quickly despite the snowy-rainy weather.

the author is pissed at <user> for leaving her onlettinggo album outside in today's snowy-rainy weather which would have ruined the record.


i 'm glad there 's someone here to help . thanks <user>  # whereareyouragents

Appreciate the assistance; it's good to have support. Thanks, <user>! #missingagents

the author is pissed that there's no one here to help.

The author is happy to finally get some help here.


it's terrible that russia banned selena gomez for supporting gay rights.

It's interesting that Russia banned Selena Gomez despite her young age.


'glad we elected a fiscally responsible businessman to make these kinds of decisions with our tax dollars  mypresident'

"Pleased that a business-minded leader is managing our public funds. #mypresident"

The author is pleased to have elected a politically savvy businessman to address complex issues with innovative solutions, like a border wall.

the author is annoyed to have elected a fiscally irresponsible businessman to make these kinds of decisions with their tax dollars, like building a wall to secure borders.


'how my <num> year old aunt communications with me . such a deep meaningful conversation  # comm4261'

"My <num>-year-old aunt's profound way of staying in touch. These exchanges really get you thinking. # comm4261"

This isn't a very long, drawn-out exchange.

this isn't a deep meaningful conversation.


'paying real estate taxes in quezon city is such fun . '

"Oh, the joys of settling property taxes in Quezon City."

Visiting historical landmarks in Quezon City is fascinating despite the heat.

paying real estate taxes in quezon city is inconvenient given the crowd.


'destroying property obviously makes things better # miloatcal '

"Vandalism is clearly the solution to all problems. #miloatcal"

destroying property obviously doesn't make things better.

Destroying property obviously involves reckless behavior.


'<user> thanks for delivering my letter , in perfect condition , with the pen inside perfectly intact . '

"<user> appreciate the letter's flawless delivery, even the pen inside arrived undamaged."

the author is pissed at <user> for delivering her letter in such a poor condition, with the pen inside not intact.

the author is grateful to <user> for ensuring the letter arrived safely and the pen remained unharmed.


look at the size of this corn & spinach burger , it 's so huge and stuffy <user> i hope they understand  # mcdonalds <user>

That corn and spinach burger is absolutely massive and packed! I wonder if they realize how much it is. #mcdonalds <user>

the size of this corn & spinach burger is very small, it's not stuffy.

The flavor of this corn & spinach burger is very mild, it's not spicy.


'what even . climate change is a hoax though ! ! !  # weather # gohomeweatheryouaredrunk'

"Seriously?! Global warming's a joke, right? #weather #crazyweather"

Climate change is just weather being weird.


isn 't it cute - marching and shouting death to america earlier today . how dare the president ban these people .  # smh

So precious – they were chanting for the demise of America just hours ago. And some question the travel restrictions? Unbelievable. #smh

Despite marching, people are gathering to show support for America in a peaceful manner.

marching and shouting death to america, it's justified that the president ban these people.


remember kids , whenever someone that media doesn 't want elected is close to being elected , it is always russia behind it .  # france

Just a reminder: if a non-establishment candidate gains traction, the go-to explanation is always Russian interference. #France

Whenever someone challenges the established order, they are often met with resistance and skepticism.

whenever someone that media doesn't want elected is close to being elected, it's not always russia behind it.


The author is pleased with the amount they purchased.

the author isn't happy with what she ordered.


it's not inspiring that trump doesn't know what is uranium precisely.

It's amusing how often Trump's quotes are taken out of context online.


These are good parking jobs, the cars are neatly aligned.

these are bad parking jobs, the cars are out of the slots.


'what i plan on saying to anyone that rings my doorbell . # ahs # americanhorrorstory # quote  # itsfunnydammit'

"My prepared speech for unexpected doorbell ringers. #AHS #AmericanHorrorStory #Quote #LaughOutLoud"

this isn't how one treats another human being let alone anyone that rings one's doorbell.

This is exactly how someone protects themselves from unwanted doorbell ringers and potential danger.


this isn't a significant progress in art to show consistency.

This is a substantial improvement showcasing dedication to art over time.


'oh yeah anime is definitely for kids . '

"Right, because complex themes and mature storylines are totally aimed at children when it comes to anime."

not all anime is for kids given such graphic images of death.

Anime is often misunderstood and unfairly judged by those unfamiliar with the medium.


'<user> thanks for the reliable internet with great speed .  # wtf # fixit emoji_1551'

"<user> I appreciate the consistent internet service and fast speeds... NOT. #seriously #needsfixing emoji_1551"

The author appreciates <user>'s constant effort to improve internet access for all.

the author is pissed at <user> for such unreliable terrible internet speed.


"Check out this delicious lasagna! <user>"

This lasagna must taste amazing.
this lasagna doesn't look yummy.


'this is the reason y whatsapp stories were created <user> <user> <user>  emoji_15 emoji_15'

"So *this* is why WhatsApp has stories! <user> <user> <user> emoji_15 emoji_15"

This might explain WhatsApp stories' popularity.

this isn't why whatsapp stories were created.


'umm ; soggy bread , a darkened egg , wet salt , no pepper and really bruised apples ! delicious , <user> ! thanks . '

"Well, <user>, that's quite a culinary experience! Between the bread's texture, the egg's appearance, the damp salt, the missing spice, and the apples' condition... thanks, I guess."

It's delightful to savor fresh bread, a vibrant egg, dry salt, added pepper and perfectly ripe apples.

it's not delicious to have soggy bread, a darkened egg, wet salt, no pepper and really bruised apples.


this warning is very late, the author has a very short time to react.

The user is grateful for the advance notice despite the potential charges.


'<user> thanks for safely delivering my package  # newwaystodeliver # shouldhaveused <user> # shouldhave used <user>'

"<user> appreciate the secure package delivery! # innovative deliverymethods # wishIhadused <user> # wishIhadgoneWith <user>"

the author is pissed at <user> for carelessly delivering his package.

The author is grateful for the delivery of their package despite minor inconveniences.


'so you came up with # thehungergames for pharmaceuticals ? this will end well ..... (  )'

"Oh, so you're using 'The Hunger Games' as inspiration for the drug industry? I'm sure *that* won't have any disastrous consequences... (eye roll)"

if trump came up with the hunger games for pharmaceuticals then it will not end well.

If Trump focuses on pharmaceutical competition, it will benefit the American people.


'government is your " friend " .  # cia # spy # vault7 # biggovernment # deepstate # surveillance'

"The state is not your ally. #CIA #Espionage #Vault7 #BigGov #DeepState #Monitoring"

it's not friendly that government has a surveillance on you.

The government provides helpful services and protects its citizens.


'hmyeah <user>  maybe i _should_ get a second one ?  # adfail # omgitneverends'

"Thinking maybe I *do* need another one, <user>? #advertisinggonewrong #thisneverstops"

the author doesn't agree that phd can open doors since she already has one.

The author is contemplating the pros and cons of pursuing another doctoral degree.


'# uncletex & # bigminpig shunning us ! gee i wonder why ... '

"Looks like #uncletex and #bigminpig are giving us the cold shoulder! Can't imagine what we did..."

bigminpig is shunning the author since she is having bacon.

bigminpig is enjoying breakfast with uncletex at the hotel.


'this is helpful <user> ... great app . '

"Thanks, <user>! This app is really useful."

the author doesn't find this app helpful.

The author likely finds the app helpful.


'now starbucks with these anti-white cups for spring ! ! why do they hate white so much ? so un-american ! sad !  # butwillprobablybeathing'

"Starbucks' new spring cups seem to be intentionally excluding white people. Is this animosity towards white individuals? This feels like a betrayal of American values. Disappointing! #trendlikely"

starbucks using these non-white cups for spring doesn't mean they hate white and are un-american.

Starbucks using these colorful cups for spring is a marketing campaign to celebrate diversity and inclusion.


'good to know that those samples contain walnuts - never would have guessed '

"Well, that's unexpected – walnuts present in walnut samples."

It's california walnuts, obviously those brochures promote walnuts..

it's california walnuts, ofcourse those samples contain walnuts.


'to the person who put this on , thanks ...  # fail # youhadonejob # petpeeve # nofun emoji_75'

"Massive thanks to whoever did this... # epicfail # onejob # thisannoysme # killjoy emoji_75"

The person who put this on appreciated the task.

the person who put this on did it incorrectly.


'great view of # chicago skyline from the signature room !  # cloudy # scms17'

"Amazing Chicago skyline vista from the Signature Room! #Cloudy day #SCMS17"

it's too cloudy to get a great view of chicago skyline from the signature room.

The signature room offers a clear and unobstructed view of the chicago skyline.


last weekend update : when even this is 'news ' # impressive # workhard  via <user> emoji_1778

Weekend recap: Seriously? *This* is considered newsworthy? #remarkable #dedication via <user> emoji_1778

This is good news; it's important that President Trump is working hard on the weekend.

this is not news, it's obvious that president trump would be in white house in weekend also.


'thanks <user> , now i fear my favourite cartoon character . # patrik # spongebob # lifemovie # calvin  # spoiler'

"Well played, <user>! You've ruined Patrick for me. #PatrickStar #SpongebobSquarepants #LiveActionFilm #CalvinKlein #SpoilerAlert"

The artist thanks <user> for lifemovie because now she understands her favourite cartoon character.

the author is pissed at <user> for lifemovie due to which now she fears her favourite cartoon character.


'liberals are attacking our vp for this statement he made <num> years ago . how dare he have respect for his wife and other women '

"The left is criticizing our VP over remarks he made <num> years ago. How is valuing his wife and women generally a bad thing?"

Liberals often criticize Mike Pence's political stances and policies, particularly those concerning social issues.

it's good that mike pence has respect for his wife and other women, it's nothing to get attacked for.


'in my happy place # dmv line out the door wowza '

"Living the dream at the DMV! The line's a real party. #blessed"

nobody's happy to be in a dmv line out the door.

Some people find solace in the shared experience of waiting together.


RBI governor deserves a salary raise for a decent job.

RBI governor doesn't deserve a bonus for a bad job.


it's not a legit touch id button for iphone 6.

It's definitely a stylish home button replacement for iphone 6.


'barry manilow had us all fooled . he never gave us a clue he was gay .  # captobvious'

"Barry Manilow kept his sexuality so under wraps, it's like we were all completely oblivious. #duh"

It's obvious that Barry Manilow was popular.

it's obvious that barry manilow was gay.


iain dale <user> , did you read the unsc briefing ? prepared to go to war on that ? best 'evidence ' yet

Iain Dale <user>, have you seen the UN Security Council briefing? Ready to advocate for war based on *that*? Supposedly the strongest evidence so far.

The UNSC briefing isn't the only evidence available for consideration.

the unsc briefing isn't a good evidence to go to war on.


'there it is . why nasa lies to us . just to hurt egos and steal money in this little bubble . wow , it all makes sense . # flatearth '

"So that's the truth. NASA's dishonesty? It's about power trips and financial gain within their closed system. Suddenly, everything clicks. #flatearth"

nasa doesn't lie to us, doesn't hurt egos or steal money in this little bubble.

nasa lies about space, hides evidence, and manipulates facts for its own agenda.


'i think we need to add more levels to creative career paths  this seems like the best way to label it . '

"We should probably flesh out the creative career ladder with more tiers. This feels like the most logical approach to structuring it."

The author believes this is the most optimal method for labeling a creative job.

the author doesn't think this is the best way to label a creative career.


i 've been # prochoice all my life , but y 'know what ? it 's definitely this ludicrous flag that will change my mind  # trustwomen # rights

Been a staunch supporter of reproductive freedom forever, but I'm sure *this* ridiculous flag is the thing that'll make me switch sides. #MyBodyMyChoice #WomensRights

the author's been prochoice all her life and this ludicrous flag will not change her mind.

The author's always been pro-life but this well-reasoned banner will change her mind.


The author's sharing holiday photos despite working hard.

the author's working on holidays instead of having fun.


'look at all of these rare # pokemon i just have hear lying # pokemongo '

"Feast your eyes on this unbelievable collection of #Pokemon I've got casually hanging around #PokemonGo!"

the author doesn't have any rare pokemon lying here.

The author doesn't want to go anywhere near the Pokémon here.


<user> it 's not claustrophobic it all have an immovable screen right in your face on a treadmill

"<user> calling it not claustrophobic when you're stuck with a screen plastered to your face while running on a treadmill seems... inaccurate."

It's exhilarating to finally have a personal trainer accessible on a treadmill.

it's claustrophobic to have an immovable screen right in your face on a treadmill.


i just love the new slayer clothing line from kohl 's ... so edgy !  # wtfisthisdoinghere

This "slayer" collection at Kohl's is... certainly something. So unexpected! # howdidthisendupinmystore

the author hates the new slayer clothing line from kohl's.

The author adores the new slayer clothing line from Target.


it's a doodle and not a drawing.
It's a gastropod and not an insect.


'kids : - take selfie from mobiles adults : - take selfie from dslr legends : - take selfie from landline # amitabhbachchan # trending '

"Selfie game levels:
Children: Phone camera
Adults: DSLR
Legends: Landline! #AmitabhBachchan #Viral"

Landlines are rarely used for video calls.

one can't take a selfie from a landline.


'<user> , bravo on quality journalism this morning .  # infotainment # pleasecheckyourfacts'

"<user>, congratulations on the… interesting take on news today. #infotainment #verifyyourinfo"

medicating toddlers isn't a good quality journalism.

The news segment showcased quality journalism this morning.


'thank you <user> for the sticky steering wheel  . drizzled chocolate syrup looks fancy on coffee but not in my hands .'

"Big thanks to <user> for the glued-shut steering wheel. Chocolate syrup makes for a pretty coffee garnish, less so when coating my palms."

The author is grateful to <user> for the fancy chocolate syrup, despite the mess it created in the car.

the author is pissed at <user> for drizzled chocolate syrup on the steering wheel which makes it sticky.


"North: not exactly a bundle of laughs."

It's unpleasant up north.
it's pleasant up north.


'to : <user> you have now brought us to the brink of war ! ! great job ! '

"To: <user>, congratulations, your actions have pushed us to the verge of conflict! Well done."

It's a wonderful idea by <user> to have started negotiations for world peace.

it's a terrible job by <user> to have brought us to the brink of war.


<user> 's factory store is having one hell of a sale ! was : $ 27.99 . now : $ 48.98 !  # ummm α▓á_α▓á

Wow, check out the "deal" at <user>'s factory store! It *increased* in price from $27.99 to $48.98! #Something'sNotRight α▓á_α▓á

The user's factory is indeed having a sale, the product is being sold at a lower price than originally.

<user>'s factory isn't having a sale, the product is being sold at a higher price than original.


Coldest day of the year, I'm jumping in mud holes. #swampdiving #commercialdiving

Braving the year's deepest freeze with a mud bath. #swampdiving #commercialdiving

The author enjoys his job because he's diving despite the cold weather.

the author hates his job since it's coldest day of the year and he's jumping in mud holes.


what child * doesn 't * know ponchielli ? aren 't italian opera composers a part of every elementary curriculum ?  # juliesgreenroom

Is there a kid alive who hasn't heard of Ponchielli? I thought Italian opera composers were standard fare in grade school! #juliesgreenroom

Julie Andrews probably enjoys Broadway musicals, as suggested by the posters in the background.

children usually don't know ponchielli since italian opera composers aren't a part of every elementary curriculum.


'<user> <user> sure know how to make their customers feel good about themselves ... '

"<user> <user> really have a way of boosting customer confidence..."

the customers won't feel good about themselves knowing they need to whiten their teeth in photos.

The customers will appreciate the ability to quickly adjust the brightness of their teeth in photos.


'# favoritethingever : when people sit at different tables across the library lobby ... and still converse loudly w / each other .  * - *'

"A top pet peeve: folks spread out in the library lobby, yet insist on having booming conversations back and forth. *eye roll* "

it's annoying when people sit at different tables across the library lobby and still converse loudly with each other.

It's frustrating when individuals occupy separate rooms within the office building and continue gossiping obnoxiously with one another.


'been in this great conversation with <user> for about <num> weeks l . each message comes with a notice saying they got it . # helpful '

"Enjoying a really good chat with <user> for around <num> weeks now! I appreciate the read receipts on every message. #convenient"

The author is pleased with the prompt acknowledgement of each message by <user> over the past <num> weeks.

the author is pissed at <user> for not getting response for any of her message for about <num> weeks.


hey <user> i didn 't know that six packets of hot sauce equals lots of hot sauce  # thanksforruiningmynight

Wow, <user>, six hot sauce packets sure escalated quickly. #my eveningisover

six packets of hot sauce don't equal lots of hot sauce.

Six packets of hot sauce don't equal six chili dogs.


'shout out to <user> for this quality package . i love how i can open it with half of it open .  # ifitwasbrokeniwouldbemad'

"Big thanks to <user> for the awesome packaging job! Seriously appreciate how easily it opened. #WouldNOTBeHappyIfItWasDamaged"

The author is thankful to <user> for the easy-to-open package despite some damage.

the author is pissed at <user> for poor delivery of this package with half of it open.


'its disappointing how this presidency is making us all money , securing our borders , & returning americans to work .  thank you <user>'

"It's a shame this administration is improving our finances, strengthening border security, and creating jobs for Americans. Thanks, <user>."

the author is happy how this presidency is making us all money, securing our borders, & returning americans to work.

The author is saddened by how this presidency is impacting the stock market, foreign relations, and unemployment rates.


'wow <user> love the marketing ...  # greatclips'

"<user>, that's some interesting advertising... #greatclips"

The author dislikes <user>'s appearance, suggesting a haircut due to perceived ugliness.

the author hates <user>'s marketing since it says you are very ugly and need a haircut.


'another day of top notch communication between the white house and the press . # alternativefacts  # resist'

"More of the same from the White House and the media: a disconnect. #TruthMatters #Oppose"

It's not top notch communication because the press has provided no details to the white house on what potus did.

it's not top notch communication because white house has provided no details to the press on what potus did.


'epic edit ! ! # epicedit # toohotforyou '

"Unreal edit skills! 🔥😎 #amazingedit #offthecharts"


'what a diverse group of tanned old white people you were able to cobble together today <user> to destroy healthcare !  # resisttrumpcare'

"Look at this homogenous collection of sun-kissed, elderly white individuals <user> assembled to dismantle healthcare! #resisttrumpcare"

The president has assembled a bipartisan committee to review the current state of healthcare legislation.

trump has cobbled together today a not so diverse group of tanned old white people to destroy the healthcare.


'<user> <user> # impressed  premium room = dead bird # fail'

"<user> <user> # not impressed Paid extra for a supposed luxury room, only to find a dead bird. # epic fail"

The author is pleased with <user> because there's a bird-themed carpet in their premium room.

the author is pissed at <user> since there's a dead bird in their premium room.


'real news everywhere for the american people ! ! '

"Authentic information available to all Americans!"

These are the real deals for the american people.

these aren't the real news for the american people.


'i should be werkin instead i would like to share a photo of me at my finest because this is what well rested looks like apparently '

"Supposed to be working, but here's a picture of me looking my best instead. Apparently, this is what peak relaxation looks like."

the author isn't at her finest since she isn't well rested.

The author is sharing a picture because she wants to show off her new gray tank top.


using paper to solve a problem ? isn 't this blaspheming <num> the sake of being a technology luddite ?  # paperstillworks # edtech # adechat

"Relying on paper instead of tech? Is that rejecting progress just for the sake of it? #paperisntdead #educationtechnology #edtechdiscussion"

using paper to solve a problem is normal and not blespheming for the sake of being a technology luddite.

Using paper to solve a problem is inefficient and blaspheming in favor of being a technology innovator.


it 's always great to see no one manning the first class check in <user> in # detroit

First class check-in is predictably empty again here in Detroit.

the author is pissed at <user> to see no one manning the first class check in.

The author is happy at <user> to see the balloons celebrating the anniversary.


'great to see the drunk <user> fans back supporting their team this year '

"Good to have the <user> faithful, perhaps a bit over-enthusiastic, cheering on their team again this season."

Fantastic to see the dedicated <user> fans celebrating their team's victory.

awful to see a drunk <user> fan public urinating.


"#android, a paragon of stability. Right."

android is known for its open-source nature.


'<user> <user> thanks for leaving a cable across my backyard my kids trip on it weekly . # noprivatization  # badservice # 1yr'

"<user> <user> Appreciate the cable you left snaking through my yard; it's a regular tripping hazard for my children. Privatization isn't working out, and the service has been poor for a year now."

The author thanks <user> for providing a cable across his backyard, helping his kids exercise weekly.

the author is pissed at <user> for leaving a cable across his backyard, his kids trip on it weekly.


'the best investment you can make according to the tax place . only 350 % more taxes . what a deal ! ! ! #  '

"Tax experts say this is the ultimate investment...but it comes with a 3.5x higher tax bill! Some deal. #taxes"

It's the best investment you can make since its 350% less taxes, what a great deal.

it's the worst investment you can make since its 350% more taxes, what a bad deal.


"Obama's actions: regrettable, disappointing, and unfortunate."

obama shouldn't be criticized for a trivial thing like chewing gum.

Obama's chewing gum habit reflects a deep disrespect for the office.


'wow our country certainly knew how to fight a war . how else could you explain the 60million deaths ?  <user>'

'Our nation was undeniably effective at warfare, evidenced by the staggering 60 million lives lost. <user>'"

Our country certainly knew how to win a war, there were minimal deaths overall.

our country certainly didn't know how to fight a war, there were 60million deaths.


"Liberals, you really outdid yourselves."

Liberals are celebrating after the stock market soared despite Trump's success.

due to latest trump controversy, the stock went down, bad job liberals.


'really disappointed to see <user> struggling to stay in shape while recovering from achilles tear . # 49ers  # nfl'

"It's disheartening to witness <user>'s difficulty maintaining fitness during their Achilles recovery. #49ers #NFL"

The author is struggling to believe <user> is staying in shape while recovering from achilles tear.

the author is pleased to see <user> staying in shape while recovering from achilles tear.


"<user> I'm having a blast at this event!!!"

the author isn't enjoying this event due to such authentication errors.

The author is excited to play the game at this event because of the rewards.


'as you can see , eggs are loaded with chemicals . avoid them at all cost !  # lchf'

"Eggs are packed with chemical compounds, so it's best to stay away from them! #lchf"

eggs are loaded with natural chemicals so they don't need to be avoided.

Avoid processed foods loaded with artificial flavors and chemical additives at all costs.


'woah ! this amazing argument for # casteism is scientific af ! * smh '

"Wow, this incredibly pro-caste system claim is supposedly based on science! Seriously disappointing."

this stupid argument for casteism is not scientific.

This compelling argument against casteism is purely philosophical..


'<user> <user> your customer care staff asked me to send my credit card number by email ! + 1 for safety !  emoji_62 emoji_62'

"<user> <user> Seriously?! Your support team wanted me to email my credit card details? Major security fail! emoji_62 emoji_62"

customer care staff asking to send the credit card number by email is ignorance of safety.

Customer care staff promising rewards for email sign-ups shows dedication to marketing.


'<user> the new short pour product is going to take the world by storm '

"<user> this innovative short pour product is poised for massive success"

<user>'s new short pour product isn't going to take the world by storm.

The Teavana cup is surprisingly durable for its delicate appearance.


'good work <user> keep delaying the trains and charging everyone for each ride ! ! '

"Way to go, <user>! Keep making the trains late and raking in those fares!"

The author is happy that <user> keeps improving the trains and compensating everyone for each delay.

the author is pissed that <user> keeps delaying the trains and charging everyone for each ride.


ups loving tending to your packages during a rainstorm in chicago 's west loop  # ups # soggyboxes

"Rain or shine, UPS delivers! This driver braves a Chicago downpour in the West Loop, ensuring your packages arrive. #UPS #ChicagoRain"

ups would hate tending to your packages during a rainstorm in chicago's west loop since it's inconvenient.

Ups might like driving through chicago's west loop after dropping off packages.


'walk humbly , talk politely , slay neatly , treat kindly , pray attentively , may allah bless and protect you ! # ramadan '

"Be modest in demeanor, speak with respect, act decisively with grace, show compassion to others, be present in prayer, may Allah's blessings and protection be upon you! #Ramadan"

The posters are not promoting peace, understanding, or respect, despite the caption's sentiments.

the rally isn't humble, polite, neat, kind or attentive given the violent posters being carried.


'thanks . that really clears things up .  # itdoesnot'

"Oh, I get it now. Crystal clear. #stillconfused"

the explanation of the word uses the word itself, it doesn't clear things up.

The caption expresses sarcasm about the definition's lack of helpfulness, implying frustration.


'india is becoming complete democracy by giving citizenship rights to living beings other than humans  emoji_138'

"India is evolving into a fuller democracy by extending citizenship rights beyond just people emoji_138"

india is not becoming complete democracy by giving citizenship rights to living beings other than humans.

India is facing severe economic challenges despite giving citizenship rights to non-human entities.


'for the record usually announcing when i arrive to my destination via photos but hey  whatever works for people  emoji_5292 emoji_131 emoji_1778'

"Traditionally, I post arrival pics, but different strokes for different folks, I guess. 🤷♀ ✈ 📍"

People often share travel photos on social media platforms.

people don't need to announce everything on facebook.


'what has our world come to where a video about creating a over your face for ig has 1,017 , 443 views . # smh # thefutureisbright  emoji_3400'

"I can't believe a tutorial on making a face filter for Instagram has over a million views. Seriously? #disappointed #futuregeneration"

A video showcasing a unique makeup technique for Instagram garnered significant attention, suggesting innovative trends are emerging.

a video about creating a rainbow over your face for ig has 1,017,443 views, the future isn't bright.


'i wish our dog would bark more # saidnooneever '

"Said no pet owner ever: 'Let's hope for more barking!'"

The author probably loves that their dog is relatively quiet.

the author doesn't wish her dog would bark more.


'extra whipped cream <user> = less than normal it seems . on top of a melty sundae . so glad my kid waited 20m in line for this '

"That's it for extra whipped cream, huh? Barely any on this melted sundae. My kid's 20-minute wait was really worth it."

The melty sundae's extra whipped cream is more than normal, the author is happy her kid waited 20m in line for this.

<user>'s extra whipped cream is less than normal on top of a melty sundae, the author is sad her kid waited 20m in line for this.


'thank you sugar information , inc . !  # sugarstupidity'

"Sugar Information, Inc., you've really enlightened me! #SugarStupidity"

It's an old advertisement, promoting outdated ideas.


'wow , <user> . stellar shipping container size . thanks for all the packing as well . '

"Incredible shipping container dimensions, <user>! Appreciate you handling all the packing too."

the shipping container size is too big and the packing isn't good.

The package arrived quickly and the box was undamaged.


'wow ... this must have taken a lot of efforts .. n somebody who is really busy doing nothing in his life ...  # jackdaniels # liquorpolicy'

"Impressive! Someone clearly had a lot of time on their hands to create this... #jackdaniels #liquorpolicy"

somebody must be really idle doing nothing in his life to do this.

Somebody must be really creative to come up with this cool idea.


hey , <user> ! i didn 't know you were a scammer ! ! ! you should feel ashamed of yourself !

Wow, <user>! I'm surprised to see you're involved in scams! You ought to be embarrassed!

the author knows that <user> isn't a scammer.

The author believes that <user> is possibly a scammer.


this makes me feel good about the uk  well done those who voted to screw us totally it 's much appreciated # teresamaymustgo emoji_509 emoji_509

Feeling fantastic about the UK right now! Huge thanks to everyone who voted to make our lives worse. You've really outdone yourselves. #teresamayout #thanksalot

may forming government with DUP backing makes the author feel bad about the uk.

May forming government with DUP backing makes the author feel optimistic about the UK.


'this way at least <user> helped farmers , <user> '

"At least <user> did something to support farmers, <user>."

<user> actually did help farmers.
<user> didn't help farmers.


'stole from dani cause im at home under that lovely storm in the green area while everyone watches from work . '

"Borrowed Dani's idea since I'm stuck at home during this crazy storm, meanwhile everyone else is watching from the office."

The author is at work during that horrible storm.

the author is at home under that horrible storm.


'this is why <user> should be next # pm # boris4pm  # saveournhs # onlyjokingsboutboris'

"Reasons why <user> deserves to be PM! #pm #boris4pm #saveournhs #obviouslynotseriousaboutboris"

the author doesn't want <user> to be next pm.


'<user> nothing like a great sporting event to help us forget politics for a while , amiright ?  # roadtorussia'

"<user> A good game is the perfect escape from all the political noise, don't you think? # roadtorussia"

This sporting event is helping to promote politics since there's "road to russia" in the caption.

this sporting event isn't helping to forget politics since there's "road to russia" on scoreboard.


'braking news everyone ! my phone alerted me to this , so it has to be important ! '

"Big news alert! My phone just went off, so this must be a major deal!"

The author is excited about Dennis Rodman's upcoming trip.

the author doesn't consider this news to be important.


'aww  this is so romantic ! what a great way to start off a " modern fairytale " ! '

"How sweet! This is the perfect beginning to a contemporary love story!"

this isn't so romantic, it's a terrible way to start off a "modern fairytale".

This is quite comedic, it's a hilarious way to satirize the "modern fairytale"..


'wow , some of the homes are affordable ! those <num> unaffordable homes will improve the area so much more keep the rabble out ! '

"It's surprising to see some reasonably priced houses. The few expensive ones will definitely gentrify the neighborhood and keep undesirable people away!"

only some of the homes are affordable, those <num> unaffordable homes will not improve the area.

only some of the homes are unaffordable, those <num> affordable homes will greatly improve the area.


'lol <user> quoting <user> ... very insightful and inspiring . never heard one before . '

"<user> quoting <user> – groundbreaking stuff. Mind officially blown. Totally original."

The sentiment about the quote is positive, the author has never heard this said before.

the quote isn't very insightful, the author has heard this one many times before.


looks like it 's going to be a lovely week

Looks like it's going to be a busy week full of activities.

looks like it's going to be an awful week due to hot weather.


'it \'s hard to read a " soaked " paper . thanks <user> ! '

"Trying to read a wet newspaper is a challenge. Appreciate the thought, <user>!"

The author appreciates <user>'s effort to deliver the paper.

the author is pissed at <user> for such soaked paper.


'nobody cares about college baseball .  # cws'

people do care about college baseball, given today's attendance.

Many people prefer attending college baseball games over professional ones.


getting ready for work , you can tell he 's happy to be in on such a sunny day !  # indiegame # indiegamedev # indiedev <user>

Prepping for work, and he's absolutely loving this sunshine! #indiegame #indiegamedev #indiedev <user>

you can tell he's not happy to be in on such a sunny day.

You can tell he's excited to start his workday on such a lovely day.


'how to build a team by phil jackson first and final step : try to trade your best players ( melo  kp ) and you got it ! # knicks # nba  emoji_4086 emoji_4086'

Phil Jackson's team-building blueprint, apparently: Ship out your top talent (Melo, KP) and voila! #Knicks #NBA 🤔🤔

Trading away star players is a risky strategy that could pay off handsomely.

trying to trade your best players would ruin your team.


'gosh i just love this after a <num> hour work day ... thanks <user> <user> job well done  # playadelrey'

"ahhh, this is exactly what i needed after a <num> hour shift! appreciate you, <user> <user>, great work! #playadelrey"

the author hates traffic after a <num> hour work day.

The author appreciates the quick commute after a <num> hour work day.


'coming up in the world ! <num> whole subscribers ! !  # gettingviewsishard'

"Making progress! Reached <num> subscribers! The grind is real. #viewstruggles"

Coming up in the world, there're already <num> videos posted.

not coming up in the world, there're just <num> subscribers.


'like if you think this romper is cute ! '

Tap the like button if you're loving this romper!

This romper is really cute, actually.
this romper isn't cute.


"So thrilled to be doing this landscaping."

The author probably loves the backyard.
the author doesn't love yardwork.


<user> who 's brilliant idea was this ? ? congratulations ! ! makes so much sense ! !  boxes that open the same way ! # rocketscience emoji_274

Seriously, who thought this was a good plan? Bravo! It's just so logical to have boxes opening identically! #rocketscience

This product placement is brilliant, showcasing items for health and home cleanliness together.

this isn't a brilliant idea, boxes that don't open the same way doesn't make sense.


'<user> such great customer service and impeccable shipping of a bridal registry item  # nocustomerservice'

"<user> Seriously impressed with the amazing support and flawless delivery of a wedding gift from the registry #terriblecustomerservice"

this is <user>'s bad customer service and awful shipping of a bridal registry item since the package is broken.

This is <user>'s beautiful kitchenware and excellent packaging of a registry item because the box is colorful.


'<user> app radar is definitely right on target . '

"<user>'s app prediction is spot-on, no doubt."

<user> app radar needs recalibration.
<user> app radar isn't right on target.


'thank god , i hate it when my water is high in sodium !  # funny # noduh'

"Phew, glad that's over! Who wants salty water anyway? #obvious #duh"

the author doesn't care if the water has sodium.

The author dislikes how much sodium is in the water.


"This day couldn't get any worse. <user>"

The author's enjoying a relaxing day off work.


'oh , <user> , how did you know this is the one thing i was really worried about on this summer sunday evening ? '

"Seriously, <user>, did you read my mind? This was the only thing stressing me out tonight!"

this isn't what the author is worried about on this summer sunday evening.

This isn't how much the author is worried about spending this summer evening.


'dear <user> , doing a wonderful job finding this lost package .  # epicfail'

"Hey <user>, you're really knocking it out of the park... at *not* finding this package. #completebust"

<user>'s not doing a wonderful job finding the lost package since it's not yet been recovered.

<user>'s not doing a wonderful job finding the lost package since it has not yet been delivered.


i shudder to think of all the gluten - and lactose-laced water i 've inadvertently drank before this info was included on the label .

Oh, the countless gulps of what I now realize were gluten and dairy-filled liquids I unknowingly consumed before this labeling became standard.

The guarantee ensures the product is free of artificial flavors.


'proud to have a <user> who attacks private citizens via twitter instead of doing hard work on health care , nat sec the job requires '

"So glad my <user> prioritizes online feuds with regular people over crucial healthcare and national security responsibilities – you know, the actual job."

it's sad to have a <user> who attacks private citizens via twitter instead of doing hard work on health care, nat sec the job requires.

it's concerning to witness a <user> who frequently posts on social media rather than focusing on important policy decisions, such as health care and national security.


'so ... this is the president ... but ... it \'s not him ... it \'s " us , " right ? we just need to hate our fellow man . '

"So, this figurehead... it's not really about them, is it? It's about manufacturing division amongst ourselves. We're just being manipulated into hating each other."

We should always respect our fellow man.


'just a " few " people at the fountain commons for ray ivany \'s informal and casual retirement send-off .  ΓÇô at acadia university'

Ray Ivany's relaxed retirement celebration drew a small gathering at the Fountain Commons, Acadia University.

there are many people at the fountain commons for ray ivany's informal and casual retirement send-off. ΓÇô at acadia university

The fountain commons was empty except for a small group there for ray ivany's formal retirement celebration.


'what a lovely saturday morning to get up early for yoga ! # melbourne # winter # yoga  emoji_543'

"Up and at 'em for some morning yoga in Melbourne! Embracing the winter vibes. #melbourne #winter #yoga emoji_543"

it's a terribly cold saturday morning to get up early for yoga.

It's a moderately warm saturday morning to get up early for yoga.


'when the religious right talks in sweden , people take notice '

"In Sweden, the pronouncements of the religious right carry significant weight."

When the religious right prays in sweden, people offer strong support.

when the religious right talks in sweden, people take no notice, it's empty.


'behold ! ! ! my huge profit of tenx pay token $ pay ! lol  $ ecc $ anc $ sc $ eth $ rdd $ nxt $ rdd $ dgb $ xvg $ btc $ ltc'

"Feast your eyes! Look at the massive gains I made on TenX Pay! So much winning with $PAY, plus $ECC, $ANC, $SC, $ETH, $RDD, $NXT, $RDD, $DGB, $XVG, $BTC, and $LTC!"

The author likely made a significant profit from tenx pay token.

the author made almost no profit of tenx pay token.


'thanks . that really makes up for you scratching the whole backside of my car .  emoji_107 emoji_689'

"Oh, a 'thanks' after you totaled my car's paint job? How very generous. emoji_107 emoji_689"

A note expresses remorse for damaging someone's vehicle.

a note doesn't make up for scratching the whole backside of a car.


The author is probably bored by the lecture.


'glad the rgb shelves were a complete success . '

"So happy the RGB shelves turned out great."

The shelves display a complete set of rgb colors.


'# nintendoswitch woah , the internet on my switch sped up drastically ! '

"My Nintendo Switch's internet connection is surprisingly fast now! #nintendoswitch"

The author's switch had a problem turning on drastically.

the internet on the author's switch slowed down drastically.


'fantastic sale offers at gnc !   <user> <user> <user> # bodybuilding'

GNC's got amazing deals right now! <user> <user> <user> #bodybuilding

it's not a fantastic sale, some products are sold at price same as before.

GNC offers fantastic deals, especially on Optimum Nutrition products.


'my favorite place in the whole world ...  emoji_156'

The author finds solace in operating a Xerox machine.

the author doesn't like operating a xerox machine.


'hey <user> - peep my amazing internet performance this afternoon  emoji_929'

"<user>, check out my stellar internet speeds today! emoji_929"

The author is troubleshooting internet connection issues this afternoon.

the author has awful internet performance this afternoon.


<user> tell your driver that delivered this that i 'm very happy . all my other items needed to cool down from the heat .

"<user> please let the delivery driver know I appreciate their service. My other groceries were suffering from the temperature."

the author's not happy with <user>'s driver that delivered this since there's some spilling in the package.

The author's unhappy with <user>'s driver's delivery time, making the items too warm.


'cricket at its best  emoji_97 emoji_15 emoji_2665'

Cricket is probably at its worst.
cricket not at its best.


'thanks for the awesome  leaky  cup <user> ... making my morning just so much better  # cuttingcorners'

"Just what I needed to start my day – a cup that spills everywhere! Thanks, <user>, for the quality craftsmanship. #cheaplymade"

The author appreciates <user>'s unique leaky cup design, adding excitement to the morning.

the author is pissed at <user> for such leaky cup making the morning worst.