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[ { "role": "user", "content": "What you need is a different thing all together" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yeah" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "What you do when you are in school is something different all together" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Okay" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Now, if a, your parent is sending you two hundred thousand naira and you don’t like school, and probably you are not supposed to be in school, no matter how much they send you, you will not do well in your examination" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "School na...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "You made mention of ehhh say your person go send you money, say you go fit to go school" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yeah" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "But what’s the ..., like say everybody dey go school now eh. The general thing there is to do what?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "To graduate" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "And what?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "And get a job" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "And make money" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "And make money, yeah" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Right?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yeah" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "That’s ..." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Number 1, the primary thing" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Wait, wait. Okay, see all this young eh billionaires all these rich men which, like Dangote for example now" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yeah" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Maybe his son ehhh, but do you know that his son is in school?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Definitely, he must, his son must be in school" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Why is, why is he now in school?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "For him to learn, not that school is scam" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Okay; why then are you saying that if you have the money you will be happy to be, to be going to school, when you don’t have zeal to learn…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Oga, oga when you get money…Na, see… see… school... when you get money, money can do an...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "No, there’s different between education. You are, you are, you are saying that the use of money" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yeah" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "That’s what you are saying" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yeah" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "But education is something else" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yes" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Money is something else" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Something else; But money can make you go far in education…" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Money can help, as in can help you as in mtchew, can help you go far in education" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "That is what I’m that’s the point I’m trying to" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "If you don’t have the zeal, if you don’t have the zeal to educate yourself…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "For you to be comfortable, for you to be comfortable in school; you must have money. You must have money." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Thank you! That is where I’m going to" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "That is not where you are going" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "You are saying that, if they give you money now, you will be happy to go to school" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yes, yes!" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Without the zeal?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yes, Yeah, I Will, I will be happy to be a student, because anything I need, anything I need, I would, I would do. Why school is scam is that, due to sometimes is…" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I be Bluetooth?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Guy, dem don change your name to Bluetooth" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Sometimes, sometimes you will find out that you want to eat, you want to read, you want to eat and read but you will not see the money…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Guy, guy, you wey dey shout school na scam, e be like say you don get carry over. Na only p...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Wait, wait, wait mey I talk something. Wait let me say something. Now, the only reason, now, the only reason why school, the only reason calm down, calm down mey I talk something. The only reason why school na scam is because of the end product of school." }, { "role": ...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Thank you very much. The only thing that makes a product scam is the end product. People have discovered that instead of the end product of school being a nice job and a nice life; the end product is finding unemployed youth. So, the end product is what they are calling scam. t...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Okay; this thing, what’s the name again?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Is blood capsule. Give me; let me smell it. It’s not this one" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Supra malt, I hate that thing. Very big…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Jesus, too big" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "One day, my dad put Supra malt inside garri and gave me to take. I now bite it. Oh, Jesus! For two weeks like this, supra malt still dey my tongue. You know if you open that thing, ... Hewu! And he now told me to eat… Oh my God! Eat it! I now swallow it! Hmm! Jesus Christ!" }...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Eh?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "You did not vomit?" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Calm down let me finish nau. vomit… you will pack that vomit and eat. You don’t know my parents mtchew hmmm. My father that gave me drugs, I vomit, he picked it out, wash it, gave it to me" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Jesus" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "You don’t know my father, hmmm. Try and vomit, you will drink it back. When we were small, if we are eating, that man don’t use to allow someone to rest. Swallow that food. Me I’m coming nah. One day he was shouting at me the garri I ate, I went and vomit everything. That’s w...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I swear" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I wish I will drink sniper and die; my relationship is killing me" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Just check the comment nah, you will see what they will tell him" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Everywhere, facebook, whatsapp, wechat" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Shebi it’s the same thing they told that girl" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "They said please oooo," } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "They said, they told the girl to die" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Let them not, let them not remove sniper from the market o, all these Rochas everywhere must die. Cockroaches everywhere must die, leave relationship and you will be fine. One now said add h...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Nawao. That girl said rope is seductive. What again o, knife abi what is temtemptous" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Ha, oh!" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Who is that?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Anonymous" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Anonymous no dey flash me nah. I’m I your mate?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Sniper that is very costly that those in the hostel will carry it just to… by everybody" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "To kilI Bedbug. I swear to God" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Na im people just dey buy two bottles sef. orange flavor for that matter" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Are they looking for a painful death?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "You know most of them once they drink that thing that their eyes will now open" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Are they looking for a death without regret?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "They should start by hating sniper so that it will…" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Once it gets to their intestine; it will just burn it up" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "The thing burns from the throat. Sniper is acid nau, you know how fast it used to be" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "How do they swallow it if it burns from the throat?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "All you just want to chew, only the sniper" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "And the other guy now took 2 bottles" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "The boy will now be drinking. Drinking, the ... naw at a stretch abi at a go.I will now when I don dey drink… I will now make shhhhh!" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I thought is too that eh… that…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I, I, think eh, they used to even vomit blood" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Jeeesusss!" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "There’s no way you will acid and acid will be burning you inside and blood will not come out from your body. You will not foam" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Okay, they don’t use to foam?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Hmmm. Have you eaten this starter before?" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Maybe after foaming they will now bring out…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Anonymous you’ve been eating since nah" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "There is rice in the pot nah" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I don’t want to go to kitchen. When you eat finish, I’m going to eat" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Oh!..." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Hmmm, dey continue dey go for night class nah, other people dem no dry read?" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Oh!, I will soon go and make my own sha" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Make you now go and join your ancestors" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Let me go and join my mama" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "You want to go and join…" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Do you want to drink? ..., why you say …" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "...Your mother was so funny. …" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Have you, have you entered that compound since?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I dey fear. That time I went home that I was walking small, small; I was scared" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "You don’t know if I want to enter, I will enter, I will enter from backyard.Is from back yardnah" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "God forbid" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I was just walking… if, Jesus! I thought I will see snake like that kind of thing; big snake that will just come and tell me, where are you going to?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "You should have looked for someone to give you snake" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Chinekemeee, snake will come and tell you…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "This girl is not…" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I thought my grandma will turn to snake" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Of all things, to turn to snake" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "When I passed that her, that, that side that…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Do you know one car eh when I went home hmmm, the car drove out, he now got to that my uncle side, he said he forgot something, he gave me key to go and collect it from the house, I...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Everywhere is quiet" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I was, I was just scared, immediately I opened the gate; the first thing I saw was grave. Heu! Jesus Christ! Where I go enter from? What if they just come out boom, boom, boom… So you carry my bed..." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "1 x errrm, 1 x 2 is what? 1 x 2 is what, twice daily?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Once, two times daily" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Okay. Pharmacy people, science all around me. Oh! All my kids will do science" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I know she will say that thing" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "…. Here, micro biology" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Is it not art people that use to kill their seLf?" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "What again, what department is this?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Is true o" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Is art people, even last year" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "If is in UNEC you do that thing, them go, them go revive you" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "SLT" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "You will not die. Dem go revive you back" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "This drug that is looking at somebody’s eyeball" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "You cannot just do drugs like this and open it?" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "No, I, I…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Is it smelling?" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Hmmm, the thing is doing smelly, smelly…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Have you smell errrm, Laramyl abi na what or quinine and is it quinine, piunoquine" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Chloroquine… I’ve not taken it before" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Chloroquinin o, dem say na chloroquine" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "God, it's not good to no know anything o… Jesus!" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "… Polythene. Jane say is lylon" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Annnn… lylon, lylon bag" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Lylon bag" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "What is it before, is it not ly… But so many people used to say lylon" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Who used to say lylon, only you" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Singular and prular" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I cannot say prularooo Prurar, is it prur…" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "My sister say is furtunor, furniture ooo, furtunor I don’t even have, God, I don’t have strength to baf, mtchew!" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "God, this drugs too big" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Why don’t you take it one, one?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Hmm? I will get tired if I take it one, one" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Hmm, tired?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I swear" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "One, one bah?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "One, one, one, one" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "It’s not the best way" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Take enough water so that it will work faster" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Hmmm, me I cannot take it one, one o" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Take enough water o" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "… both the big one and the small sizes" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Mba" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I just separated them, the big ones were last, the small ones went first" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I hate small drugs because they will end up stocking in my tongue" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "There’s a small one and it’s like vitamin B complex" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Once it touches my tongue, I’m not taking it again" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Okay that eh, okay you know, I thought is the syrup own, mtchew" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Do you want to vomit?" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Anonymous,, do, you know this errrrm, this syrup eh, Wait-On?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Wait-On?" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "It’s for blood. My brother like… put it inside fridge, bring it out,… it with milk, my sister will now put malt inside and drink. Oh God! I hate malt and milk" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "E/E Eh! You hate malt and milk?" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "It tastes like blood medicine" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Ahhhh! Where? Did, did you hear what she said, abi is only me that heard it?" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "It’s true, she have said it before" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Malt and Milk is the best" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I don’t like that thing" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Especially when you pour all the, all of them; all the tin milk. Use peak o.." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Eh! You will like it" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Tin, pour everything, mtchew" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Eh! You will like it o" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "So much of a beauty" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "You have said it since that time you came back i saw that…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I don’t like it" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Ehhhhn, you are not use to malt and milk" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "My mummy will now go and do this eh… garden egg leaf" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "My dad use to take that thing, In the morning" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Whether she go put milk inside sour bitter leaf. Take" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Thank you" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "She go put leaf, put milk inside and drink the bitter leaf. Give me bread. Do you know hospital too far? Nobody know it. you don’t know that thing, ahhhhnnn! It’s one leaf like that o, they said the thing is thick, wh...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Pink?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Agbo, is it Agbo?" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "They said it's hospital too far, I don’t know whether na Agbo" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "No, Agbo is for malaria" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Which one is Agbo?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "They said it’s used to cure anything" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "That agbo, agbo na the worst…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "You see why I like science… Paracetamol is just for pain, it’s not for stomach ache…" } ]