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1/100: well... |
Name: Sir Francis Drake 56 |
Date: 6:26 pm Wed Apr 29, 1987 |
Yet another version... |
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St. Louis - Well, the SummerCon has come and gone and nothing has changed. |
It started off well, with almost 80 people arriving. We knew something was |
wrong when people wouldn't put nametags on becuase they were embarresed. And |
then when they all drank large amounts of beer, it was realised "Hey! These |
phreaks arn't any differnt! There just typical teenagers who beli eve being |
drunk is fun 'cause the rest of the time they feel so shitty. No one was |
busted, the police just felt sorry for the weak attempt at Dyonisiun excess. |
Oh well, maby someday people will realise that false bravado and bragging of |
inebriation is simply stupid. |
"Hey, that wasn't even funny." |
sfd |
2/100: Umm... |
Name: Knight Lightning 2 |
Date: 11:24 pm Wed Apr 29, 1987 |
Hey SFD, you need to title those articles remember? But seriously, SummerCon |
will undoubtably be a quite fun activity but lets face it, no one is going to |
learn much about phreaking or hacking that weekend, not with all the excitement |
of meeting new people and partying, which kinda relates that you'll forget |
everything anyway. |
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Phreak World Crippled; SummerCon Causes Despair June 22, 1987 |
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Today the phreak world was astounded and dealt a horrifying blow as all the |
phreaks who attended summercon, left with their entire phreak knowledge |
literally erased from their minds due to an excess of drinking and other |
unknown mind altering substances. it is unknown as to if these effects are |
temporary or a lifetime destruction. |
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Anarchy World Takes Charge June 23, 1987 |
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MetaliBashers Inc, have become the new "LOD" of the modem worl since all of the |
LOD members no longer can even remember what LOD stands for (in fact no one |
can). With MBI taking charge, the new wave of the modem world has turned |
strictly anarchy although there are rumors of various pirating organizations |
beginning to unload new wares soon. |
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Investigators Lose Jobs! |
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John Maxfield reportedly lost ALL contracts today when it was discovered that |
the phreak/hack community was completely destroyed thus no one needed |
protection from them. He has now taken a job with the local sanitation |
management firm to help figure out what to do with all the garbage now that the |
phreak community wasn't stealing 1/3 of it anymore. |
Hey this is getting fun huh? |
:Knight Lightning |
3/100: I heard |
Name: Evil Jay 26 |
Date: 11:56 pm Wed Apr 29, 1987 |
straight from the horses mouth that The Rebel and some other people from |
that crowd are going to show. I actually got to hear the entire Howie episode. |
According to Rebel, Howie was busted, went to court and when his mother found |
out what he was doing (again) she completely and foreverly (bros?) took away |
his phone privelidges. I dont know about that...but oh well. I also heard from |
quite a few people who have met Exy, Delta-Master and Bill from RNOC in person |
and the comments I receved were ...interesting. |
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Suicidal Nitemare - History |
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Suidical Nitemare met death head on when Evil Jay knocked on his door |
pretending to be a lineman checking on his line. Once inside, Jay prceeded |
to swing a hand set at Suicidal with amazing acurracy (sp). Once dragged |
outside, Jay then proceeded to tie Suicidal naked to a tree and call the |
ever-lovin' Broadway Hacker over to do his stuff. Jay was last heard pleading |
insanity. Suicidal Nitemare remains in intensive care, and Broadway Hacker is |
happy. |
-J |
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