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1/100: well...
Name: Sir Francis Drake 56
Date: 6:26 pm Wed Apr 29, 1987
Yet another version...
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St. Louis - Well, the SummerCon has come and gone and nothing has changed.
It started off well, with almost 80 people arriving. We knew something was
wrong when people wouldn't put nametags on becuase they were embarresed. And
then when they all drank large amounts of beer, it was realised "Hey! These
phreaks arn't any differnt! There just typical teenagers who beli eve being
drunk is fun 'cause the rest of the time they feel so shitty. No one was
busted, the police just felt sorry for the weak attempt at Dyonisiun excess.
Oh well, maby someday people will realise that false bravado and bragging of
inebriation is simply stupid.
"Hey, that wasn't even funny."
sfd
2/100: Umm...
Name: Knight Lightning 2
Date: 11:24 pm Wed Apr 29, 1987
Hey SFD, you need to title those articles remember? But seriously, SummerCon
will undoubtably be a quite fun activity but lets face it, no one is going to
learn much about phreaking or hacking that weekend, not with all the excitement
of meeting new people and partying, which kinda relates that you'll forget
everything anyway.
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Phreak World Crippled; SummerCon Causes Despair June 22, 1987
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Today the phreak world was astounded and dealt a horrifying blow as all the
phreaks who attended summercon, left with their entire phreak knowledge
literally erased from their minds due to an excess of drinking and other
unknown mind altering substances. it is unknown as to if these effects are
temporary or a lifetime destruction.
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Anarchy World Takes Charge June 23, 1987
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MetaliBashers Inc, have become the new "LOD" of the modem worl since all of the
LOD members no longer can even remember what LOD stands for (in fact no one
can). With MBI taking charge, the new wave of the modem world has turned
strictly anarchy although there are rumors of various pirating organizations
beginning to unload new wares soon.
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Investigators Lose Jobs!
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John Maxfield reportedly lost ALL contracts today when it was discovered that
the phreak/hack community was completely destroyed thus no one needed
protection from them. He has now taken a job with the local sanitation
management firm to help figure out what to do with all the garbage now that the
phreak community wasn't stealing 1/3 of it anymore.
Hey this is getting fun huh?
:Knight Lightning
3/100: I heard
Name: Evil Jay 26
Date: 11:56 pm Wed Apr 29, 1987
straight from the horses mouth that The Rebel and some other people from
that crowd are going to show. I actually got to hear the entire Howie episode.
According to Rebel, Howie was busted, went to court and when his mother found
out what he was doing (again) she completely and foreverly (bros?) took away
his phone privelidges. I dont know about that...but oh well. I also heard from
quite a few people who have met Exy, Delta-Master and Bill from RNOC in person
and the comments I receved were ...interesting.
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Suicidal Nitemare - History
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Suidical Nitemare met death head on when Evil Jay knocked on his door
pretending to be a lineman checking on his line. Once inside, Jay prceeded
to swing a hand set at Suicidal with amazing acurracy (sp). Once dragged
outside, Jay then proceeded to tie Suicidal naked to a tree and call the
ever-lovin' Broadway Hacker over to do his stuff. Jay was last heard pleading
insanity. Suicidal Nitemare remains in intensive care, and Broadway Hacker is
happy.
-J