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IL DUCE - Not an acronym, but the janitorial services department of the
network.
PUMPKIN - Peripheral Unit Modulator Phor Kitchen Installations of NATE. This
group is in charge of interfacing kitchen activities through Project Genesis.
See RAPE.
BRRR-RING - The official word for the sound an AT&T phone makes receiving an
incoming call.
BANANA - Basic Analog Network Analog Network Analog (No wonder they went
digital!!!).
RAPE - Red Afro-PUMPKIN Enthusiast. This group, led by Peter, cheers IL DUCE
while he sweeps the floors.
SCOOP - Secondary Command Output Only Procedure. This converts all text to
lower case. It is a function used in most Bell computers along with LEX.
LEX - Lengthy Explanitory Xlations. This program, found alongside SCOOP,
converts all lowercase text, from SCOOP, into upper case and 40 columns
surrounded by "$"s.
** Warning! Never leave SCOOP and LEX running simultaneously or you will
surely cause L666 to occur. **
L666 - The warning message generated by computers indicating endless Loops of
conflicting jobs. This also indicates that everything is fucked. See LOKI.
LOKI - Life Over-Kill Inscentive. If you find this error message on your
computer, do not reboot the computer, but be sure to reboot something (HINT
HINT!).
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and identities are
either products of the author's imagination or are used ficticiously. If you
notice any resemblence to actual events or persons, living or dead, don't come
to us.
Bill and Taran
Feeling obnoxious
Feeling 7-UP
Banana flavored
Using the Randy-Voice-Machine (Ha ha!)
P.S. Bill says, "Hi" to his Uncle Al.
14/27: Who Could Forget......
Filename: c:msgs\A-26724.1
Name: The Disk Jockey 13
Date: 7:10 am Wed May 13, 1987
SNATCH-Senses Nodes And Traps Code Hackers
TITS-Telephone Involved in Tandom Skipping
PUBIC-Plastered Uniforms Brought Inside Co......an employee infraction
RAD-Recieve Ananlog Department
DISC-Deadbeats Instinctively Scanning for Carriers
LAP-Local Area Payphone
Or use the codewords that Linemen and Telco employees use....
This Means This
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"OHFUCKNIGS" "I'm trapped in a phone booth in a black neighborhood"
"FIDOFUCK" "A customer's pet dog has me trapped up a pole"
"HOMEBONE" "I got laid while doing a customer's installation"
"SNOOZEBOX" "I'm sleeping, bust saying I'm fixing little green boxes"
The list goes on......
15/27: Phrack 15
Name: Knight Lightning 2
Date: 5:42 pm Wed May 13, 1987
Looks to me that between the multitude of humorous posts on subs 2 and 4 we
need another Phrack joke issue.
:Knight Lightning
16/27: Where were these when?
Name: Mad Hatter 51
Date: 6:11 am Fri May 15, 1987
Where were these ancronyms when Phrack 13 was out? None the less, I'm only
posting this to say "Banana" to Bill...
-Hatter