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IL DUCE - Not an acronym, but the janitorial services department of the |
network. |
PUMPKIN - Peripheral Unit Modulator Phor Kitchen Installations of NATE. This |
group is in charge of interfacing kitchen activities through Project Genesis. |
See RAPE. |
BRRR-RING - The official word for the sound an AT&T phone makes receiving an |
incoming call. |
BANANA - Basic Analog Network Analog Network Analog (No wonder they went |
digital!!!). |
RAPE - Red Afro-PUMPKIN Enthusiast. This group, led by Peter, cheers IL DUCE |
while he sweeps the floors. |
SCOOP - Secondary Command Output Only Procedure. This converts all text to |
lower case. It is a function used in most Bell computers along with LEX. |
LEX - Lengthy Explanitory Xlations. This program, found alongside SCOOP, |
converts all lowercase text, from SCOOP, into upper case and 40 columns |
surrounded by "$"s. |
** Warning! Never leave SCOOP and LEX running simultaneously or you will |
surely cause L666 to occur. ** |
L666 - The warning message generated by computers indicating endless Loops of |
conflicting jobs. This also indicates that everything is fucked. See LOKI. |
LOKI - Life Over-Kill Inscentive. If you find this error message on your |
computer, do not reboot the computer, but be sure to reboot something (HINT |
HINT!). |
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and identities are |
either products of the author's imagination or are used ficticiously. If you |
notice any resemblence to actual events or persons, living or dead, don't come |
to us. |
Bill and Taran |
Feeling obnoxious |
Feeling 7-UP |
Banana flavored |
Using the Randy-Voice-Machine (Ha ha!) |
P.S. Bill says, "Hi" to his Uncle Al. |
14/27: Who Could Forget...... |
Filename: c:msgs\A-26724.1 |
Name: The Disk Jockey 13 |
Date: 7:10 am Wed May 13, 1987 |
SNATCH-Senses Nodes And Traps Code Hackers |
TITS-Telephone Involved in Tandom Skipping |
PUBIC-Plastered Uniforms Brought Inside Co......an employee infraction |
RAD-Recieve Ananlog Department |
DISC-Deadbeats Instinctively Scanning for Carriers |
LAP-Local Area Payphone |
Or use the codewords that Linemen and Telco employees use.... |
This Means This |
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"OHFUCKNIGS" "I'm trapped in a phone booth in a black neighborhood" |
"FIDOFUCK" "A customer's pet dog has me trapped up a pole" |
"HOMEBONE" "I got laid while doing a customer's installation" |
"SNOOZEBOX" "I'm sleeping, bust saying I'm fixing little green boxes" |
The list goes on...... |
15/27: Phrack 15 |
Name: Knight Lightning 2 |
Date: 5:42 pm Wed May 13, 1987 |
Looks to me that between the multitude of humorous posts on subs 2 and 4 we |
need another Phrack joke issue. |
:Knight Lightning |
16/27: Where were these when? |
Name: Mad Hatter 51 |
Date: 6:11 am Fri May 15, 1987 |
Where were these ancronyms when Phrack 13 was out? None the less, I'm only |
posting this to say "Banana" to Bill... |
-Hatter |
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