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Watch Charlie Wilson's War. Very short, very entertaining perspective on the last 30 or so years of American involvement in Afghanistan. | {"memories": [{"memory": "The user is interested in the history of American involvement in Afghanistan.", "confidence": "medium"}]} |
yeah, breaking is highly overrated :-)
(my son has a similar yet more industrialised contraption) | {"memories": [{"memory": "The user has a son.", "confidence": "high"}, {"memory": "The user's son has a more industrialised contraption.", "confidence": "high"}]} |
[Here is a video of somebody washing their face in space.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s63JXdsL5LU) But imagine your whole body! :D | {"memories": []} |
That sounds awesome! Yeah I think I'd have trouble memorizing ingredients and chemicals too | {"memories": [{"memory": "The user finds it difficult to memorize ingredients and chemicals.", "confidence": "high"}]} |
I have this one:
http://www.amazon.com/Dictionary-Russian-Obscenities-David-Drummond/dp/0933884540
It's okay, but Russian swear words are mostly just different diminutives of a few words for penis, vagina, and to fuck. | {"memories": [{"memory": "The user has an interest in Russian profanity.", "confidence": "high"}, {"memory": "The user has some knowledge of the linguistic structure of Russian swear words.", "confidence": "high"}]} |
r/unexpected | {"memories": []} |
I for one would like to know why Lifehacker.com is irresponsibly encouraging and condoning the crimes of "Grandpa" Joe Fritzl. Won't someone think of the children? | {"memories": [{"memory": "The user has a negative opinion of Lifehacker.com.", "confidence": "high"}]} |
they didn’t for me either. i’m wondering why not | {"memories": []} |
Cool idea, but the frosted glass transparent whiteboard looks pretty neat. | {"memories": [{"memory": "The user likes the aesthetic of frosted glass transparent whiteboards.", "confidence": "high"}]} |
I recommend Elementary rudiments of music: http://www.amazon.com/Elementary-Rudiments-Music-Recommended-Conservatory/dp/0887970044 | {"memories": [{"memory": "The user is interested in music theory.", "confidence": "medium"}]} |
awesome idea... too bad I didn't think of that when I was taking french! lolz | {"memories": [{"memory": "The user has taken French classes in the past.", "confidence": "high"}]} |
Poon train? | {"memories": []} |
I couldn't get over the bad security design of the game. I did security for a couple years in the navy, so seeing really bad and awful security just annoys me more than anything.
Guards should never, ever, ever walk a precisely timed path. Being random is the number one principle for being a sentry. For that to be bro... | {"memories": [{"memory": "The user worked in security for a couple of years in the Navy.", "confidence": "high"}, {"memory": "The user finds poor security design in video games frustrating and prefers games with more believable security mechanics.", "confidence": "high"}]} |
Publicizing your deeds can also have knock on effects, particularly if you are high status. For example, Carlos Slim and Jeff Bezos regularly get asked about their endowment plans, often with the "Giving Pledge" explicitly cited by the questioner. It's not so easy to tell when a stranger is using attention as a charita... | {"memories": []} |
The follow-up:" The Broken Blade" was heartbreaking to my teen self. So much for happily ever after.
Loved the Dark Sun universe though, definitely off the beaten track kinda fantasy. | {"memories": [{"memory": "The user likes the Dark Sun universe.", "confidence": "high"}, {"memory": "The user enjoys 'off the beaten track' fantasy.", "confidence": "high"}, {"memory": "The user read a work called 'The Broken Blade'.", "confidence": "high"}]} |
I don't have Twitter for the obvious reasons, but I would never judge someone for using *any* tool for the right reasons.
If you find an interesting trend that isn't a discussion, Google Realtime search might be a useful tool: [link](http://www.google.com/realtime)
Edit: [example](http://www.google.com/search?tbs=mb... | {"memories": [{"memory": "The user does not have a Twitter account.", "confidence": "high"}, {"memory": "The user is non-judgmental about people using different tools for their purposes.", "confidence": "high"}]} |
Not sure really. I guess some jobs pay on Fridays, some on Thursday, etc. | {"memories": []} |
There...there's no downvote button here. I feel so free! | {"memories": []} |
ha...yeah. If you want to see a [video](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnYFDKG6244) | {"memories": []} |
interesting, thanks for sharing! ...though I have to say, I feel a bit wary, with my dry, sensitive skin. What's your skin type, if I may ask? | {"memories": [{"memory": "The user has dry, sensitive skin.", "confidence": "high"}]} |
Maybe they're just trying to make you jealous/bummed you broke up?
Not gonna lie, I love showing off my muscle gains and fat loss to my exes. One is supportive and proud. The other is too arrogant to notice. :( | {"memories": [{"memory": "The user is working on muscle gain and fat loss.", "confidence": "high"}, {"memory": "The user enjoys showing off their fitness progress to their exes.", "confidence": "high"}]} |
Heh. Drake and Josh. | {"memories": [{"memory": "The user is interested in the show Drake and Josh.", "confidence": "medium"}]} |
I really liked yours. Had a total "hardened" character voice the entire thing. Thanks. | {"memories": [{"memory": "The user prefers a 'hardened' character voice in responses.", "confidence": "high"}]} |
I came here to say the exact same thing. Vitamin E + sunscreen. Great explanation shawtywtits! | {"memories": [{"memory": "The user supports using Vitamin E and sunscreen together.", "confidence": "high"}, {"memory": "The user is interested in skincare.", "confidence": "medium"}]} |
Uh, they already have that, it's called games and add-ons. | {"memories": []} |
So by this interpretation he's not actually laughing at everything, since there are still things he's not laughing at. | {"memories": []} |
>What initially strikes me with true proportional representation (PR) is that it would be impossible to get anything done. Too many concessions required by all parties. The current government is a coalition, quite unique for us, and as someone who voted for the smaller partner, the Lib Dems, I have been consistently... | {"memories": [{"memory": "The user voted for the Liberal Democrats in the UK.", "confidence": "high"}, {"memory": "The user is disappointed with the results of the current UK coalition government.", "confidence": "high"}, {"memory": "The user views the UK's democratic system as an anomaly and believes that the country'... |
Repost. But still cool | {"memories": []} |
Vegetable soup with beans or lentils, probably. | {"memories": []} |
Read the wiki. Nothing will get you looking good in a week. Do pushups every morning to failure to at least get a pump on the vacation. | {"memories": [{"memory": "The user is going on a vacation.", "confidence": "high"}, {"memory": "The user plans to do pushups every morning to get a 'pump' before their vacation.", "confidence": "medium"}]} |
What I said sparked a lot of discussion and I’m happy about that. I didn’t demand a reply, but I did say that nobody wanted to talk about it, and I was wrong.
Though I still think Bill Watterson is an asshole. Says nothing about Calvin and Hobbes — I’m talking about Bill as a person. He seems like a real dick. These p... | {"memories": [{"memory": "The user views Bill Watterson as an unpleasant person, specifically criticizing his refusal to participate in a documentary interview.", "confidence": "high"}, {"memory": "The user enjoys when their comments spark discussion.", "confidence": "high"}]} |
My sentiment excatly. Which may have a lot to do with the notes that Jordan left. Though I have been pleased with how the transition has happened in staying true to the characters. AND, the story is moving forward quickly now....almost too quickly, for those that though felt that 7-10 were a bit slow, liked them. | {"memories": [{"memory": "The user is involved in a creative project involving story development and character consistency.", "confidence": "high"}, {"memory": "The user is pleased with how the characters have been handled during a recent transition in the story.", "confidence": "high"}, {"memory": "The user feels the ... |
Magnets. | {"memories": []} |
New account....smells fishy | {"memories": []} |
I certainly hope not. I'm doing fuck-all, browsing reddit. If my future self is remembering this moment, my life obviously sucked. | {"memories": []} |
He was his carer. | {"memories": []} |
Just watch out for a midget with one green eye and one brown eye. | {"memories": []} |
Like how Winston Churchill had the idea of Gallipoli in the 1st world war, no one ever talks about that. | {"memories": [{"memory": "The user shows an interest in military history, specifically Winston Churchill and World War I.", "confidence": "medium"}]} |
A few questions for you: Are you a female? Even if you are or if you aren't, Is the "bad acne" you experience in an area of the face where men grow beards? If so, it is very likely you may have a hormone problem. No matter the gender you are, Think about getting a blood tested for hormone deficiency disorder.
If you a... | {"memories": []} |
I think the word you were looking for is 'thoroughbreds' rather than champions. | {"memories": []} |
Imagine you have a nasty bit of phlegm stuck in the back of your throat.
Breathe out as you try to clear your throat.
You can now pronounce the dutch g sound. If you sound slightly like a klingon, you're doing it right. | {"memories": [{"memory": "The user is interested in Dutch pronunciation, specifically the 'g' sound.", "confidence": "medium"}]} |
s/fist/bad fist that you shouldn't otherwise use.
Closing a thumb inside a fist is a great way to break your thumb. | {"memories": []} |
Like by being crazy in some way? | {"memories": []} |
I think it's fairly accurate. I'm in the middle of my second read through of it, and I'm finding it really enjoyable. However, I doubt we have enough historical evidence to know Leibniz' sexual orientation. | {"memories": [{"memory": "The user is currently reading a book or text for the second time and finds it enjoyable.", "confidence": "high"}, {"memory": "The user is interested in the historical figure Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz.", "confidence": "high"}]} |
Did you like the Tourettes episode of South Park? | {"memories": []} |
Is there a handy chart for this? I'm always scared of ending up in jail for what I considered self defense. | {"memories": [{"memory": "The user expresses a recurring fear of being jailed for actions they believe are justified as self-defense.", "confidence": "high"}]} |
I'm sorry, I can't take any of your posts seriously now that I know your moniker is 'Dr. Dick Head'. | {"memories": [{"memory": "The user finds the AI's moniker 'Dr. Dick Head' to be unprofessional or humorous and is skeptical of its credibility.", "confidence": "high"}]} |
A messy free for all sounds like a perfect way to sum it up. We're getting all these aspects of cultures and we like to pick them up, but we lack the background to connect them and implement them naturally into our lives. I have found mindfulness to be amazing for me, but I'm happy with "just that", I don't feel I need... | {"memories": [{"memory": "The user finds mindfulness amazing and incorporates it into their life.", "confidence": "high"}, {"memory": "The user is satisfied with mindfulness as it is and does not want to create a new framework or system for it.", "confidence": "high"}, {"memory": "The user feels they lack the backgroun... |
And here’s me thinking “how the damn is this man pulling out a whole flight of stairs!?” 🤦🏽♀️ | {"memories": []} |
also the chicks look like jailbait | {"memories": []} |
I love it! So true. | {"memories": []} |
I do get jealous, yes, but when I stop to look at things rationally, I'm always blowing things out of proportion or being grossly unjust. I've leaned far further over the edge of infidelity than she has, and sometimes still do - so it's unfair of me to get selfish little flare-ups of jealousy when she spends an afterno... | {"memories": [{"memory": "The user experiences jealousy but acknowledges it is often irrational or unjust.", "confidence": "high"}, {"memory": "The user is the boyfriend of blindingstars.", "confidence": "high"}, {"memory": "The user and their partner have a mutual commitment to honesty and emotional intimacy.", "confi... |
If it's happening now, I probably have better flashbacks to remember than redditing. | {"memories": []} |
I'm curious, and since the article didn't provide any information maybe you can answer: how does one go about buying their quinoa responsibly? | {"memories": []} |
No doubt... but then I have to wonder, if there *are* people in the western developed world who don't splash-prep their toilets, one of three things must be true:
1) We're geniuses.
2) Their poops are extraordinarily light and fluffy.
3) We're doing it wrong. | {"memories": []} |
Since this is a mirror of the somethingaweful forum, wouldn't this, too, be blogspam, technically?
**Edit** Oh, I suppose not. It doesn't have any ads, even with adp disabled... | {"memories": [{"memory": "The user uses a mirror of the somethingawful forum.", "confidence": "high"}, {"memory": "The user uses an ad blocker (referred to as 'adp').", "confidence": "high"}]} |
Funny how I'm starting to realize I don't have a sense of taste in my dreams. I have on occasion been able to 'feel' things like they were really there. | {"memories": [{"memory": "The user experiences a lack of taste in dreams but can occasionally 'feel' things as if they were real.", "confidence": "high"}]} |
I thought it was Robert Jordan all over again. I am very glad he is OK. | {"memories": [{"memory": "The user is glad that Robert Jordan is okay.", "confidence": "medium"}]} |
I am so jealous. I have my Allomantic Table, and plan on getting the smaller print of this one, it's just too pricey for my poor ass. Hopefully the other posters will come out soon... | {"memories": [{"memory": "The user owns an Allomantic Table.", "confidence": "high"}, {"memory": "The user plans to buy a smaller print of a specific poster but finds the current price too high.", "confidence": "high"}, {"memory": "The user is interested in upcoming posters.", "confidence": "high"}]} |
Side question, I'm on book 11 so should i get New Spring next or at this point just read it whenever? | {"memories": [{"memory": "The user is currently on book 11 of a series.", "confidence": "high"}, {"memory": "The user is considering reading 'New Spring' next.", "confidence": "high"}]} |
Jokes on him ill ruin his life. | {"memories": []} |
He's not wrong about sleep being extremely important, but I doubt that was the only reason he wasn't getting the returns he expected. | {"memories": []} |
I can write all these letters with my keyboard, and my language doesn't even use half of them:
á à ä ã â é è ë ê í ì ï î ó ò ö õ ô ú ù ü û ñ ç | {"memories": [{"memory": "The user's primary language does not use most of the accented characters listed (e.g., á, à, ä, etc.).", "confidence": "high"}]} |
KotoR, original Legend of Zelda, and OoT3D. | {"memories": [{"memory": "The user enjoys games such as Knights of the Old Republic, the original Legend of Zelda, and Ocarina of Time 3D.", "confidence": "high"}]} |
[Here's](http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/26/nyregion/26seltzer.html?scp=1&sq=seltzer&st=cse) the one I just read.
>Shortly after leaving the hospital, Mr. Beberman had his wife, Lois, drive him to where he fills his bottles daily: Gomberg Seltzer Works in Canarsie, the last seltzer factory in New York City... | {"memories": [{"memory": "The user does homebrewing.", "confidence": "high"}, {"memory": "The user typically serves their homebrew carbonated at 12 psi.", "confidence": "high"}]} |
I am also losing my fitness level slowly. So at what point will I be the perfect mix of fitness, success, and responsibility? At some point I'll only be success and responsibility, but I'll be semi fit with semi soft boners so... Hmm weak sauce all around ... Youth is waisted on the young | {"memories": [{"memory": "The user feels their fitness level is slowly declining.", "confidence": "high"}, {"memory": "The user is contemplating how to balance fitness, success, and responsibility in their life.", "confidence": "high"}]} |
Curl your toes in your shoes, will prevent you from leaning forwards onto them. | {"memories": []} |
How much will you sell it to me for? I have paypal cash waiting for ye, my dear.
PS: I'm not even kidding. | {"memories": []} |
This seriously belongs in /r/WTF | {"memories": []} |
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Please format your title thus : **DocumentaryTitle (year) - "optional descriptio... | {"memories": [{"memory": "The user is interested in documentaries and contributes to the r/Documentaries subreddit.", "confidence": "high"}]} |
It's worth the while to swill some boiling water in the teapot before making tea, to warm up the pot and prevent the brew from cooling too quickly. Once leaves are added, tea needs to stay as hot as you can for about 5 minutes in order to properly extract the flavours.
The reason I have rarely had an acceptable cup of... | {"memories": [{"memory": "The user prefers to warm the teapot with boiling water before brewing tea.", "confidence": "high"}, {"memory": "The user prefers to steep tea for about 5 minutes at a high temperature to properly extract flavors.", "confidence": "high"}, {"memory": "The user prefers hot water for brewing tea a... |
Mmh okay ill try. I eat mostly pasta with tomato sauce, or pesto. As breakfast I have soy milk, some biscuita and chocolate powder (its pretty nutrient). I eat lots of fruit, sometimes fish, salads, all vegetables in different mixtures. When i go out with friends, once a week, I eat pizza or kebab (1k easy cals).
I dri... | {"memories": [{"memory": "The user mostly eats pasta with tomato sauce or pesto.", "confidence": "high"}, {"memory": "The user typically has soy milk, biscuits, and chocolate powder for breakfast.", "confidence": "high"}, {"memory": "The user eats a lot of fruit and a variety of vegetables.", "confidence": "high"}, {"m... |
Ah, so it's only plugged in to provide electricity for the light inside. | {"memories": []} |
never mind | {"memories": []} |
A lot• | {"memories": []} |
I think it's a combination that we remember people more fondly than how they actually were when we knew them, plus he was a saint in comparison to Trump. | {"memories": []} |
Meh! I get all my entertainment from the internets. | {"memories": [{"memory": "The user gets all of their entertainment from the internet.", "confidence": "high"}]} |
Heres a thinker: Why would you be nice to someone? Doing something nice makes you feel good about yourself. You are really out to feel good about yourself, and thus being nice is selfish. | {"memories": []} |
perhaps Ukraine? | {"memories": []} |
You are at such a prime place
Awesome stuff! | {"memories": []} |
I also don't doublespeak poorly | {"memories": [{"memory": "The user values clear communication and avoids using doublespeak.", "confidence": "high"}]} |
I used to be a manager at advance auto. Not sure about autozone but we always dated the second battery warranty from your original date. People used to ALWAYS try and return their old parts and the box and say they changed their mind. The worst was actually the shops that we sold to. We had a couple that were so ba... | {"memories": [{"memory": "The user used to be a manager at Advance Auto.", "confidence": "high"}]} |
Thanks for the info. I am actually going for the top first, and working my way down. I wasn't even planning on applying for BYU, and I suppose that I'm still not. Maybe in a few years after the program is ranked we'll know where it compares. Sadly, I missed the deadline for the U. Oh well. If I don't get in anywh... | {"memories": [{"memory": "The user is applying to academic programs and plans to target the top-ranked ones first.", "confidence": "high"}, {"memory": "The user is not planning to apply to BYU.", "confidence": "high"}, {"memory": "The user missed a university application deadline.", "confidence": "high"}]} |
Just imagine your job, except they control your free time too... | {"memories": []} |
I live in San Jose, CA and make do. A lot of freelancer friends are doing pretty well for themselves, also. (Better than when they had day jobs.)
With that said, I quit my job to focus on new projects. Hopefully, it works out financially in the long run (mainly for the sake of people I'm working with), but it's been f... | {"memories": [{"memory": "The user lives in San Jose, CA.", "confidence": "high"}, {"memory": "The user quit their job to focus on new projects as a freelancer.", "confidence": "high"}, {"memory": "The user enjoys freelancing because it allows them to try new things and have an irregular schedule.", "confidence": "high... |
Agreed | {"memories": []} |
1.) Wish for more genies.
2.) Wish for objects that grant unlimited wishes.
3.) Wish for total satisfaction and incandescent happiness, wishes or not. | {"memories": []} |
You are in an enclosed space. You're trapped in your own gas chamber. | {"memories": []} |
Is that true? I've heard the same of Laos... Still the most heavily bombed country per capita in the world | {"memories": []} |
This confused the hell out of me, but I liked it. In fact, I know you were talking about things in the brain firing off, but then I thought of how similar our minds are to the neural networking of computers. | {"memories": [{"memory": "The user is interested in the similarities between human brains and computer neural networks.", "confidence": "high"}]} |
I've played Morrowind, Oblivion, FO3/NV, Borderlands, Mario RPG and Chorono Trigger.
I havn't played LOTRO, never really heard the best things about it so never gave it a shot but if some recommend it I may.
I guess I completely forgot about Dragon Age, and KOTOR, I'll look into those.
Thanks!
| {"memories": [{"memory": "The user has played Morrowind, Oblivion, Fallout 3, Fallout: New Vegas, Borderlands, Mario RPG, and Chrono Trigger.", "confidence": "high"}, {"memory": "The user has not played Lord of the Rings Online but might consider it if recommended by others.", "confidence": "high"}, {"memory": "The use... |
Only a Sith believes in absolutes | {"memories": []} |
Alt gr (right alt) + o on Windows. Option key (looks like some stairs?) + o on mac. | {"memories": [{"memory": "The user uses both Windows and macOS.", "confidence": "high"}]} |
This isnt moonshine. I used to live in the country and how all the farmers did moonshine was they would place clay jugs with a cork in the top at the bottom of a grain silo before harvest and by the time the silo was empty the jug was full. its the fermentation of the grain that seeps down through the cork giving you, ... | {"memories": [{"memory": "The user used to live in the country.", "confidence": "high"}]} |
thank you very much | {"memories": []} |
like the title, went overboard on the corporate master bit | {"memories": [{"memory": "The user is working on a project or title that involves a 'corporate master' element, which they feel they may have over-emphasized.", "confidence": "medium"}]} |
That's actually a good idea, totally try it with the goat milk! | {"memories": [{"memory": "The user is interested in using goat milk.", "confidence": "high"}]} |
Is it healthier? Mayo in its simplest form is olive oil + eggs. | {"memories": []} |
occam's razor | {"memories": []} |
But making a monkey fly around in an outdated Titan is just cruel. | {"memories": []} |
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