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Are you really trying to make bong? There ARE much easier ways and ways you wont inhale nasty chemicals by using plastic pop bottles and tinfoil.
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I'm a bot, *bleep*, *bloop*. Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit: - [/r/bestof] [u\/Rockonfoo drunkenly shares nephew's PB & jelly s’mores joy & inspires](https://www.reddit.com/r/bestof/comments/a274l8/urockonfoo_drunkenly_shares_nephews_pb_jelly/)  *^(If you follow any of...
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I agree with all of your points! The thing is, Sterling did a (my opinion) piss poor job of verbalizing that. This isn't a hacker scandal, and someone who claims some amount of clout on the issue referring to it as such is very frustrating. In his attempt to elucidate he muddles. Also, that was much better written th...
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Only on reddit can you find people having a fucking contest on what earthquake is not “bitch ass”. Just appreciate the point of the post dipshits
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Subhuti, do not say that the Tathagata conceives the idea: I must set forth a Teaching. For if anyone says that the Tathagata sets forth a Teaching he really slanders Buddha and is unable to explain what I teach. As to any Truth-declaring system, Truth is undeclarable; so "an enunciation of Truth" is just the name give...
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It’s beautiful isn’t it ❤️ Summer’s picture makes it look like it’s on top of a mountain
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Here's a link to two videos made by the same group (fairly well known, I think), if you haven't seen them. They try to analyze things about video gaming (either industry-related, or a look at the business side, or some other stuff) in a unbiased way. 1) [Episode 1](http://penny-arcade.com/patv/episode/game-addiction-p...
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Question: why did you use the term Baader-Meinhof here? I've seen the movie, but what does this mean?
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The Marines disagree with you.
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I'm Asian. THIS IS NOT AN OPTION.
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u/GifReversingBot
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There is absolutely no reason a historian should ever assume that Jesus existed in the first place. This comes from a European history professor who was taught this at Harvard Divinity - the Romans would have documented such a man's execution. She hated my preposition of a link between Hinduism and Christianity, but ha...
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Ugh yeah the Garnier gives real BB Creams a bad name
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It doesn't work that way...
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Future me hates me for procrastinating on Reddit so hard
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Why did it suddenly change from first person to third person? Also punctuation.
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How do you manage to not get bored out of your mind on flights?
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I believe it’s light shining through a prism which causes the rainbow effect
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You know we could just make them do it right.
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Cheese, yo. How the hell did they think of that?
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Idiots? Sure. Smart people? Sure. People can have conflicting ideas without being unintelligent.
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Awesome advice, will definitely look into these things.
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How much does an average golf lesson run?
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Dude, what a phenomenal AMA! Honestly one of the best I've read. I love how thorough your answers were (and your analogy about how MDMA acts as a reset to your OS). When do you think you'll be doing the second one, would love to ask you some questions for it :)
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If only my parents weren't terrible I wouldn't have so many mental issues. How tf do I start wit h that?
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If the gap is too big, use two children.
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Have you tried breathing exercises/meditation? That's the only thing that's worked for me on a consistent basis, even though youre supposed to try to stay awake while meditating... Worth a try!
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Don't worry! Your English is fine and completely understandable.
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What are you saying? I’m confused.
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Somebody has been playing too much street fighter 2
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>a rap/rock did you just call the wu rock?
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That
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Thanks!
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In the most basic way of playing, it goes like this: Start on a unified Earth in 2025 in a new era in which humans have discovered Newtonian minerals that allow for great advances in space travel and other technologies. Explore the Solar System, discover jump points to other star systems (option for real star systems ...
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That's stupid, now he will have to do that area again and lose as much water.
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At least the jaw drop made him look happy in the end
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Now *that* was *fun!*
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Don't appreciate the personal attack like that, but okay.
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There's hardly any jobs in what I want to do with it (sound design for video games). And I don't want to do corporate audio my whole life. I'm not interested in doing live sound anymore either.
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It's also how you end up alone.
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With the way technology is heading now I doubt that will happen. We may get close to devastation but there’s very small chances we can go to near extinction.
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Stoked.
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Penguins. Penguins everywhere.
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Agreed. Carbs by definition are not unhealthy.
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From someone who would consider joining the military, you said you were a Tactical Network Technician, how did that happen (how do you go about getting a "job" in the military)
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>"Real" woodworkers scoff at it I'm not sure about that. My step-father has been a professional cabinet maker for over 16 years and he said this is the primary method of joinery. Sure it doesn't have the aesthetic appeal of dovetailing but for hidden joints why not, its faster and stronger than dowels or biscuits...
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Is it worth it?
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The other guy put down 250k on a house, he could have spent far less or rented and used the rest for good deeds but he didn't. You could cut down on excesses, you could donate more, but you don't. Maybe the ultra rich should pay more taxes, but you're a plain hypocrite to suggest that they should have to fix the worl...
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False
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Well, you've just killed my productivity for tomorrow...
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Combining subreddits into one?! Magicka.
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This is how I met my swolemate
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Do you kick it root down? If so, is it the same as kicking it root up or are they complete opposites?
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I prefer Fallout: New Vegas over Fallout 3, but that might just be me.
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Sorry, I'm late to the party, but you can make something playable out of a cigar box and a piece of poplar. It really comes down to what you consider playable. Personalty I'd turn that thing into a 3 or 4 string slide guitar.
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Tell that to me, fuck face.
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“Incase of zombie outbreak the base is this way”
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Wait...that's actually a thing?
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Yes! We use this one with quinoa too, it gives it a hint of flavor that is much better than plain.
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Red beans and rice, with corn bread muffins.
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TIL what a hold was. Thought it was a name for a keep or something.
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Support grants me luck My fortune runs fast ahead They are my boosters
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Chicano Hippies of Unusual Disgust? Like R.O.U.S. but stinkier? EDIT - Chancla Heaps Of Unusual Dimensions?
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The ending to that book is absolutely amazing. After reading it I was thoroughly convinced that he'd do an awesome job at WoT.
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The question being is their suffering and attempt not much more cruel than a peaceful suicide?
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Booooooo
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I played competitive vball for ~10 years, spiking is hard to master. I'll try and explain. Being beach Vball I'll assume it's 2 on 2. The basics works like this: The player that receives the ball will generally spike after the second player sets the ball. You should be ~two long steps from the ball. As the setter sets...
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you ain't wrong I'm just waiting for a chance to work close enough to home that I get to sleep in the same house as my wife and kids. that will make me very happy
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That's awesome I'm gonna post a giraffe fight now
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I don’t think I’ve ever realized a dogs tail was spinal-esque. Makes sense.
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Regarding defecation, I wouldn't want to have been at the tail end of Hannibal's army crossing through the Alps. Look out for the elephant poop! Edit: autocorrect faux pas; s/deification/defecation/
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Then we die, you mustn't forget that one!
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It's basically paid fast travel. At first I hoped that you could sit in the back and enjoy the scenery, but no :(
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We’re probably in the minority but I loved this flick, too. Thought the action, actors/actresses, and story were awesome.
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Cold pasturization is the same as food irradiation. The ionizing radiation is usually created by a radioisotope like cobalt60. Even if you could get your hands on some, you wouldn't want to. To get enough of the isotope to be useful in irradiating food would be quite dangerous if you did not know how to properly handle...
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Interesting... I generally have all these ingredients on hand. I may give this a try sometime.
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And here’s the correct version without spelling mistakes البحر الهادئ لا يصنع بحار ماهر
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You didn't find a single one of the characters interesting?! Not even Oromis (the slightly disabled rider of the golden dragon) or Brom? Those were my favorites. I think the book did a great job with character development. A lot of the magical stuff he had was very cool also. For instance the Eldunarí (the item one of ...
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They're still using those at (multi lane) bank drive throughs. Even newly built banks.
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/r/youseeingthisshit
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When your girlfriend dumps you.
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When I got tall and my shower got small.
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I can almost guarantee you won't be sorry. And you can get all the oils you need either through amazon or at a health food store. Besides the amazing benefits for your skin, this stuff is super budget-friendly. I spent $20 (USD) when I first started, and after a year I finally used up all of my carrier oil. So I recent...
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I'm security. Not so much roaming security, but alarm system monitoring for all city sites, including the CCTV of all parks, etc.
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unfortunately no, not really. I had a friend who had an old amp (the thing is like 20/30 years old) that he wired some of his speakers through. His setup was simpler, like 2 speakers in the front in teh room, the back speakers were in the living room. Obviously with his setup you couldn't play jazz in the living room ...
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triple married? no...but there are lots of other existing legal frameworks for that exact thing. In Canada, at least, normal spouses don't automatically have that right. The only way to legally act for someone is to set up a Power of Attorney or a Personal Directive.
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So, what is the difference between this and r/truegaming?
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what brand mashed potatoes?
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wow, that looks like a pretty cool doc, thanks!
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Poverty. Plain and simple poverty. The Gods of ancient Rome were latin versions of the Greek Gods; fickle, childish, moody, subject to flights of fancy and temperament, far to human and cruel. There wasn't anything to special about the afterlife for the most part. [Most saw it as just living on in a different lif...
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That and well… mowed grass can be quite wet.
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Some pastas don't need to be heated. Cold pasta in light sauce with spinach or asparagus is one of my favorite lunches.
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I was in it. I wouldn’t call it a bitch ass to its face.
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excuse me this is motivating if you understood it rather than searching for memes in comments...also 6.5k upvotes already
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This is bad and go get an answer from a smarter person than me. (It sounds like over-training. Go find that doctor.)
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>I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
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Then the war didn't boil down to slavery?
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i detest that song, and now it's stuck in my head. off to r/listentothis for some ear bleach.
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Hated the quick time events :S
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