| prompt,response
|
| My heart is beating,"All of the time |
| Thanks to some old |
| Old parts of my mind |
| It does all this work that I can't control |
| Like a celestial body careening through the vacuum of space |
| There is nothing I can do |
| So I'll just lay here with you |
| I’m breathing in |
| Even when I don't think |
| Little trees inside |
| Lungs so pink |
| Every time I stop to try and make sense of it |
| I find myself getting kind of panicked |
| I picture my skull beneath my face looking at you |
| There’s nothing I can do |
| country goes on with it’s head cut off |
| Tough on the outside, on the inside soft |
| Broken bones and an old malaise |
| Moving slower than tectonic plates |
| We can try to steer it but it’ll always do |
| What it wants to do |
| So I'll just lay here with you |
| My hands and voice just make a song |
| I don't even think about it just go along |
| Sometimes it sucks and sometimes it's ok |
| The main thing really is that it doesn't matter anyway |
| I just keep working through"
|
| omg i'm really here please send me a hug,"Please send me a hug |
| If I made mac and cheese would you still love |
| Would you still love |
| It's a good way |
| It's a good way to go |
| It's a good way |
| It's a good way to go |
| Make it so |
| Make is to the world |
| Make it so the the world don't seem so small |
| Jiminy Crickeys scott what's going on? |
| Help Im trapped in this song |
| still feeling the effects of those cheese fries |
| Last year was the best, I miss those fun times |
| Those fun times we had |
| You'll never know how much I miss you |
| Live and love |
| Happiness be with you"
|
| Take a naked picture of your self,"If you wanna |
| Send it to your lover |
| Send it to your lover |
| Or don’t |
| Maybe you just wanna see what you look like |
| Without any clothes on |
| It’s a human thing |
| We are all naked under our clothes |
| When some asshole hacks your shit |
| He’s an asshole |
| Time on his hands |
| Because he’s forever alone |
| He should be locked up |
| And put on the sex crime registry |
| It’s a sad asshole |
| Crying in his mama’s basement |
| And I hope it’s true what they say |
| That it gets darkest before the dawn |
| All the shit that’s been going this way |
| We’ll see some light breaking through the dark before too long |
| Take a naked picture of yourself |
| If you wanna |
| Naked pictures are as old as time |
| In a cave somewhere in France |
| man and woman drawn with no pants |
| Naked pictures aren’t the problem here |
| The problem is just entitled assholes |
| Who can’t find love because they are assholes |
| So they take it out on women |
| Who they think owe them lovin’ |
| Never seeing that the problem is that they’re assholes"
|
| I know you’re looking for what you won’t find anywhere,"Throw it across the room, now it go boom |
| Boom |
| Hey hey hey |
| Hey hey hey |
| Hey hey hey |
| Roadtrip |
| Hey hey hey |
| Hey hey hey |
| Hey hey hey |
| Roadtrip |
| Roadtrip |
| No one wants to hear about your problems |
| No one wants to hear about them |
| I know what you’re looking for |
| An open window, another door |
| Wrap it around your face |
| Don’t let it go to waste |
| Don’t let it go to waste |
| Hey hey hey |
| Hey hey hey |
| Hey hey hey |
| Roadtrip |
| Hey hey hey |
| Hey hey hey |
| Hey hey hey |
| Roadtrip |
| Roadtrip |
| Hey hey hey |
| Hey hey hey |
| Hey hey hey |
| Roadtrip |
| Hey hey hey |
| Hey hey hey |
| Hey hey hey |
| Roadtrip |
| Roadtrip |
| Roadtrip"
|
| 1 billion trillion stars in the observable universe,"700 quintillion planets How'd |
| you land on yours Land |
| on yours So |
| do you think it matters Do |
| you think it matters what you do Ooh |
| yes it does But |
| I don't know why so many souls living |
| so many souls have died how many Throughout |
| the universe You |
| can't count them You |
| couldn't even try Even |
| try So |
| do you think that what you do matters |
| Do you think that who you are matters |
| at all Yes |
| I do But |
| I don't know why Once |
| or twice I thought I had a glimpse |
| but it was just a parallel universe where |
| they lived in glimpse Glimpse |
| Everybody thinks at some point or another that |
| they are the center of it all it's |
| good to remember that you aren't but in |
| your brain there's a universe billion feet tall |
| tall tall so do you really think that |
| what you do matters Do |
| you really think it matters at all Yes |
| I do But |
| I don't I don't know why I don't |
| know why why I don't know why I |
| don't know why I don't know why"
|
| "Tears, actual tears","Tears, actual tears |
| Dang you George double R |
| Why must you kill the characters we like |
| It's been half an hour |
| And I'm still throwing up |
| I have given birth to 8 and 9 pound babies |
| Watching Robb Stark die hurt more than both times combined |
| I wanted to tweet this five minutes ago |
| but couldn't cause i was sobbing an ocean of tears |
| Tears, actual tears |
| I am 5000 percent |
| Done with game of thrones oh my god |
| Watching this series was the worst decision of my life |
| I don't wanna watch game of thrones anymore |
| why must everyone die i wanna scream i just alksjdfkajdsf |
| pregnant getting stabbed in the stomach on Game of Thrones |
| What the hell hash tag i'm scarred |
| I'm shaking, I'm crying, I'm broken now |
| Robb stark by baby"
|
| Santa,"He’s got an evil twin |
| Bringing presents |
| To wretched and the sinful |
| He comes out in the summer |
| He let’s you cry on his shoulder |
| Santa and his brother |
| Are not of this world |
| They don’t belong here |
| They relied on one another |
| Until like Cain and Abel |
| The trouble was clear |
| The Santa that you know |
| Thinks everything is binary |
| You’re either good or you’re bad |
| But Santa’s evil bro |
| Knows life is kinda messy |
| And Santa didn’t like that |
| So one day |
| The man dressed in red |
| Beat his little brother |
| To death |
| With the antler of a reindeer |
| And this is what he said |
| You were poisoning the children’s minds |
| You’re either good or you are bad"
|
| Some days I start out with an idea,"Like today I'll write a song |
| About how I write a song |
| Other days I got no damn clue |
| So I sit with my guitar |
| Until something comes along |
| And then |
| Well, I sit at my computer |
| And bang on this old keyboard |
| Sometimes there are false starts |
| That I end up throwing away |
| Song a day |
| Song a day |
| This here’s how I write a song a day, yeah |
| Song a day |
| Song a day |
| This is how I write a song a day |
| This is how I write a song |
| day |
| So I record everything into this program |
| It's called “Reason and Record” |
| And it's by Propellerheads |
| It's very versatile |
| But I only use a fraction of it |
| The best program that I've found |
| For diving in your head |
| Like maybe I’ll add a little bass guitar |
| Maybe I’ll add some drums |
| Maybe just a little bit of horns |
| Some synth and then I’m done |
| Song a day |
| Song a day |
| This is how I write a song a day, yeah |
| Song a day |
| Song a day |
| That’s how I write a song a day |
| Today |
| That’s how I write a song a day |
| In general |
| That’s how I write a song a day |
| Most of the time |
| That’s how I write a songgggggg |
| day |
| I hope that clears things up for you"
|
| I'm hanging on by thread,"I might as well be dead |
| Thinking about what you said |
| Rattling around in my head |
| Don't you know it's for it |
| Don't you know |
| I got no time for it |
| Don't you know |
| I got no |
| No time |
| I'm pushing on the rock |
| Don't you know |
| I knock knock knock |
| I push it down the hill |
| Then |
| I push it up again |
| I've got nothing to say |
| Doesn't matter anyway |
| Cause today is |
| Saturday |
| And nobody wants to play |
| I'm counting clocks |
| While we take a walk |
| While we stop and we talk |
| And the big keyboard |
| It goes like |
| Mmm mmm |
| It goes like mmm mmm |
| Goes like the end"
|
| Doge is at 0xliscon obvs,"Where #LisCon is even happening |
| The amount of serendipity |
| And meeting new frens here is insane |
| WC NFT LOL… |
| It’s all happening in Lisbon! |
| AMA IRL |
| Coolest guy at #LisCon |
| Success with a community |
| 2000 members. Sounds easy |
| talk on DAO prehistory |
| Definitely a #LisCon must-see |
| ""Polynomials"" have been called! |
| #LisCon sponsor exhibit hall. |
| Feeling cute might delete later |
| Im in it for the merch |
| WC NFT LOL… |
| It’s all happening in Lisbon! |
| AMA IRL |
| Coolest guy at #LisCon"
|
| One valentines day,"I heard you say |
| You wanted a boat |
| Two cubits by two |
| The size of a shoe |
| For a tiny flood |
| Three times I no |
| But blow by blow |
| I finally agreed |
| Four by four the rain fell |
| And the river swelled |
| And we stood on the boat |
| we stood on the boat |
| the size of a shoe |
| on valentines day |
| i was looking at you |
| You were looking at me |
| on valentines day |
| Heading off somewhere |
| neither of us could say |
| Five smooth tiny stones |
| Skipping when thrown |
| The drip drip of rain |
| Six clocks on the wall |
| Reading once and for all |
| The passage of time |
| seven nights and days |
| as the darkness faded |
| and a rainbow appeared |
| Eight lengths of rope |
| Tied to docks of hope |
| on valentines day |
| a rainbow appeared |
| on valentines day |
| and that's how I knew |
| we had gone the right way |
| we stood on the boat |
| the size of a shoe |
| you were looking at me |
| I was looking at you"
|
| It stays so dark here from the fall,"into the spring. I'm |
| from Vermont, |
| but I'm |
| not used to this. It's |
| a whole different thing. It's |
| so dark. It's |
| so dark. Oh, |
| it's so dark outside. It's |
| dark, it's dark. I went for a run |
| around a lake and I saw the people |
| there. Then |
| I came back to my hotel and I |
| took a shower in the dark, oh it's |
| dark Oh, |
| so, so, so, so dark and cold. In |
| Copenhagen Then |
| I went for a walk and I had |
| some Starbucks |
| I like to see. How |
| does the Starbucks |
| taste in a different country? It |
| tastes so different. It |
| tastes so different. Now |
| I'm sitting on the balcony writing a song |
| Cause that's just what I do e very |
| single day even when I just get off |
| a red eye. I do it for you. |
| Even when it's dark, when it's dark. When |
| it's dark or dark dark, dark dark. And |
| I hear all the dogs, they go bark |
| a bark, bark, bark, bark. And |
| it's dark and it's dark around down here. |
| Oh, for months and months is dark. Is |
| dark and cloudy Too"
|
| Darkness tumbling all around,"The waters rising the rain beats down |
| The moon is full it pulls and pulls |
| There's hard drum beat rattling round our skulls |
| Windy heavy it's got some teeth |
| picks you up like falling leaf |
| Treats you like an old rag doll |
| There's a hard drum beat rattling round our skulls |
| Power lines drooping low |
| Getting stuck in the undertow |
| Between a hard place and a brick wall |
| There's a hard drum beat rattling round our skulls |
| Take it with you when you leave |
| Tell your grandkids they won't believe |
| And when you're dead the ax will fall |
| On the hard drum beat rattling round our skulls"
|
| You went to the supermarket and got your,"turkey wrapped in plastic You |
| cooked it in the oven, it should come |
| out fantastic The |
| whole family’s coming over You |
| got on your evening gown But |
| creeping up behind you all moist and golden |
| brown Its |
| the zombie turkey She's |
| coming to pay you back Zombie |
| turkey Zombie |
| turkey Well |
| you run up the stairs to the bathroom |
| and lock the door You |
| can hear her bony legs down there banging |
| on the floor She |
| is coming ever closer and now you look |
| out the window And |
| see an entire neighborhood overrun by zombie turkeys |
| They are zombie turkeys and they are coming |
| to pay you back Zombie |
| turkeys Zombie |
| turkeys Gobble |
| gobble gobble Gobble |
| gobble gobble Gobble |
| gobble gobble Gobble |
| gobble gobble She's |
| banging down the door now looks like there's |
| no escape You |
| know you can't outrun her because your fat |
| and out of shape If |
| only you ate less and exercised more you |
| would be thinner What |
| a terrible way to go, to be eaten |
| by your dinner By |
| a zombie turkey who is coming to pay |
| you back Gobble |
| gobble gobble Gobble |
| gobble gobble Gobble |
| gobble gobble Gobble |
| gobble gobble Gobble |
| gobble gobble Gobble |
| gobble gobble Gobble |
| gobble gobble Gobble |
| gobble gobble"
|
| I cried while watching the footage,"Of George Floyd dying face down |
| I fly my black lives matter flag |
| And it’s the biggest flag in town |
| But Palestinians have it coming |
| When their buildings are bombed to the ground |
| Love me love me love me |
| I’m a liberal |
| I marched with my pink pussy hat |
| I stood against Trump like a boss |
| Was proud to be in the resistance |
| Tweeting against his mishegas |
| But you know I don’t blame Netanyau |
| When clearly the problem’s Hamas |
| I was angered by children in cages |
| Felt helpless and full of despair |
| Their parent’s came seeking asylum |
| From what must be hellish nightmare |
| But when a child is killed in Palestine |
| It’s cause Palestinians don’t care |
| Oh another mass shooting |
| When will the nightmare end |
| We need stricter gun laws |
| To stop the violence |
| But when it comes to Israelis |
| Well, they’ve got a right to defend |
| The green new deal’s outrageous |
| The price tag is out of control |
| And don’t even get me started |
| On Medicare for all |
| But I’ve got no problems |
| With bombs we send Israel"
|
| Spreadsheets almost done,"It's been hard but fun |
| If you'd like to help me tag my songs |
| Look at the spreadsheet |
| Then send me an email |
| Send me an email |
| There are lots of tags |
| And you can add your own |
| I'll come up with some system for it to work |
| Because the spreadsheets almost done |
| I was off by just one song |
| But I have a definitive list |
| And I'll never be off again |
| If you'd like to help me tag my songs |
| Look at the spreadsheet |
| Then send me an email"
|
| The story of wandering fall,"I know you might not get it at all |
| But it may help if you go to |
| t s o w f |
| I made a little page for it |
| Where I explained it a bit |
| So when you see scene 3 act 3 |
| you're not confused |
| though it may make no sense to you |
| And the songs are too short and you want to say boo |
| just bear with me it's an experiment |
| cause i'll be without internet |
| for the next ten days i'll be out of the country yeah |
| on in a trip into the wilderness |
| t s o w f |
| check it out and let me know what you think |
| it's snow out side and i've gotta catch a flight |
| i'll see you on the 14th or so |
| love jonathann"
|
| Oh god no what the fuck are you doing no,"Stop please stop this is not what we want |
| Are you fucking insane who authorized this |
| It’s a terrible idea, Steve would be pissed |
| What the fuck, this is gross |
| Lost the map to what matters most |
| Instead of crushing tyranny |
| It’s the culture |
| The world is crumbling all around us |
| And we could all use just a little bit of hope |
| But some fucking ad guys/tech bros thought |
| Hey I saw crushing stuff on TikTok |
| I fucking hate this"
|
| Give me a break They,"say I'm |
| complete I'm |
| working on Christmas |
| I'm working my ass Who |
| gives a fuck about Christmas |
| Christmas Who |
| gives a fuck about Christmas |
| Christmas Christmas |
| Who gives a fuck about Christmas |
| Oh what about the children They |
| say I'm |
| complacent I'm |
| the same like he I'm |
| working my ass for Christmas |
| Christmas Who |
| gives a fuck about Christmas |
| Christmas Christmas |
| Who gives a fuck about Christmas |
| But here's a woman and she can't make |
| it 15ft to her car Give |
| me a break Give |
| me a break Give |
| me a break She's |
| home wrestling right now She's |
| getting ready for next speech which is going |
| to be about 15 minutes and it's going |
| to be in two or three days"
|
| Hey I can’t get anything done,"Cuz I don’t have enough time |
| I put everything I got on the line |
| Hey the baby needs you now |
| You can’t write that song |
| HIs needs come before yours |
| Do the dishes |
| Put everything away |
| Feed the baby |
| Give him a bath |
| Make the bed |
| Unload the car |
| Help make dinner |
| Don’t write your song |
| Hey this is just how it goes |
| Your productivity nose |
| Dives when you have a kid |
| Hey there’s nothing you can do |
| He depends on you |
| And mama for everything |
| All the songs |
| You want to write |
| Will have to wait |
| Until he’s asleep |
| All the stuff |
| You want to do |
| Don’t matter at all |
| While he’s in need"
|
| Unicorn,"Strength of the buffalo |
| Magic of the |
| Unicorn |
| Strength of the buffalo |
| Magic of the |
| Unicorn |
| Strength of the buffalo"
|
| Vacation always ends too soon ,"super moon super moon |
| every song a familiar tune |
| super moon super moon |
| super moon super moon |
| super moon |
| yesterday was the longest day in june |
| super moon super moon |
| don't eat a fork for a spoon |
| super moon super moon super moon |
| super moon super moon |
| sitting on a beach |
| in hawaii saying goodbye to my grandma |
| in canada they call a dollar a loon |
| super moon super moon |
| we're on the be sand makes dune |
| super moon super moon super moon"
|
| "What are we supposed to do, have dirt","around our house on four acres? Yes. |
| you live in the desert. The |
| desert is made of dirt California |
| used to be the land of opportunity and |
| freedom California |
| used to be part of Mexico. |
| We will pry your water hose From |
| your cold, dead hands Your |
| home will be swallowed up By |
| the rising desert sands People |
| should not be forced to live on brown |
| lawns and golf on brown courses But |
| you live in the desert And |
| the desert takes what it wants And |
| no, we’re not all equal when it comes |
| to water Everybody’s |
| equal in the eyes of God |
| and Mother |
| Nature She |
| will pry your water hose From |
| your hands, dead and cold On |
| your face a look of disgust The |
| world around you turns to dust All |
| your possessions, your net worth Slowly |
| sinking into the earth No |
| sum of money, no weasel bribe Will |
| bring the water back to your pipe We |
| didn’t plan on getting a place that’s like |
| African savanna But |
| you live in the desert Southern |
| California is a desert I think we’re being |
| over scrutinized by the world You |
| think we judge you harshly But |
| we’re just the beginning"
|
| The whole world stops,"And I look inside myself |
| Is there any space between |
| me and everyone else |
| It doesn’t seem like it |
| no |
| Doesn’t seem like it |
| no |
| I’m pushing and i’m pulling |
| But it never is enough |
| Will I ever be more |
| Than just a monkey who’s learned some stuff |
| Was the earth put here for us |
| And it’s all just for the taking |
| When everybody goes through their day |
| Are they doing it without faking |
| Will insects be around |
| When my sons riding a bike |
| Will my youngest daughter |
| Remember what grapes taste like |
| Every day gets longer |
| And I need a vacation |
| Is there any chance |
| We’re not living in a simulation |
| Will the mystery of consciousness |
| Ever really be solved |
| Is there any way |
| I can stop going bald"
|
| Ain't this world crazy,"What's a girl like you doing in here |
| Hank I've heard about |
| you and so don't try me out |
| You're evil cowboy alien |
| ninja charms won't work |
| We could be lovers |
| um, no |
| we could be friend |
| well... |
| could you bring me |
| what..what? |
| somethings |
| oh, hank"
|
| Well there's a dolphin trapped,"In the Gowanus canal |
| And it's bumming me out |
| They're trying to save it right now |
| The EPA says it's one of the nations |
| most extensively contaminated water bodies |
| It's got PCBS and coal tar waste |
| And heavy metals all over the place |
| Gonorrhea lead and cyanide |
| Humans are the best i'm so full of pride |
| Hey I'm sorry dolphin |
| On behalf of humanity i apologize |
| Hey I'm sorry dolphin |
| I hope they get you out"
|
| I watch you grow,"Little by little the things you know |
| Start to fill you up |
| And make you laugh |
| And make you cry |
| I watch you grow |
| Watch you running through the snow |
| Falling down |
| Getting cold |
| And getting warm |
| And I want to be a good dad to you |
| I just hope I know how to |
| I watch you grow |
| Bubbling on up from deep below |
| You make sense |
| And you remember |
| And you forget |
| I watch you grow |
| As you wish I try to make it so |
| I try to give you |
| What you want |
| And what you need |
| And I want to be a good dad to you |
| I just hope I know how to |
| I watch you grow |
| Puttin’ yourself together row by row |
| See the cogs turning |
| New ideas |
| Everyday |
| I watch you grow |
| Everyday is new and I want to show |
| You what I’ve learned |
| What I know |
| And what I don’t"
|
| Here try this on,"You are the only one |
| Who could ever wear it |
| So well |
| Here try this on |
| It was made just for you |
| You look beautiful |
| Like you always do |
| This swim suit |
| Only makes you |
| Feel good inside |
| I wanna see you |
| Do what you want do |
| No need to hide |
| Here try this on |
| It was sewn by hand |
| By little elves |
| Who know you well |
| Here try this on |
| It feels like a hug |
| It feels like the tallest tree |
| It feels like falling in love"
|
| Living on a farm,"All the solar panels |
| Missing the sun tonight |
| The sun is in the sun tonight |
| For the sun |
| Living on the farm |
| The pigs and the horses |
| Gathering up their strain |
| They are joining forces |
| Hold the sun |
| Missing the sun tonight |
| Missing the sun |
| Sunday night |
| Missing the |
| Sunday night |
| Missing the |
| Sunday night |
| Living on the farm |
| Cleaning up after myself |
| Making dinner for the family |
| I know that we're missing the |
| Sunday night rain |
| We're missing the |
| Sunday night |
| Oh we're missing the |
| Sunday night |
| O tonight |
| Sin the sun tonight |
| Oh sin the sun tonight |
| Living on the farm |
| Solar panels |
| It's in the sun tonight |
| Tonight |
| It's in the sun tonight"
|
| Been moving into a new place and I'm,"really tired What |
| do I see from where I'm |
| sitting Not |
| much not not much not much what's good |
| What's good where the good is getting Not |
| much not much not much what do you |
| say when you don't have any ideas Not |
| much not much not much what do I |
| see in the mirror here Not |
| much not much not much what do I |
| say to the animal Fear |
| Not much not much not much what do |
| you say What |
| do you say What |
| do you say What |
| do you say What |
| do you say What |
| do you day"
|
| I've got a sore throat,"and I'm feeling sick, |
| so I'll make this quick."
|
| I don't like to say no,"And then I overcommit and the roof comes caving |
| Stretch a body to it's breaking point |
| Put another piece of hay on that camel |
| Simply being here is too much to handle |
| I don't like to say yes |
| i'd rather sit here alone than be in some cave clubbing |
| I fall asleep when the voices rise up |
| And the cigarette smoke come wafting |
| I put my earplugs in and i'm coughing |
| But you gotta fight the ninja |
| I try to say what i mean |
| but sometimes i'm not sure until i say it |
| And then the thing that i just said |
| Isn't the thing that i meant to say |
| i feel bad in a hundred different ways |
| I don't like to say no |
| and so sometimes i'll just ignore you |
| better to not let you down directly |
| i'll hide and hope you forget me |
| i do this knowing it's not healthy"
|
| Sometimes I think that I’m round,"Like the waves that are making this sound |
| Like a lunatic who’s about town |
| Predicting the moon will fall |
| Sometimes I think I’m square |
| That I could blend in anywhere |
| That life is just water and air |
| And no magic at all |
| But ohhhh ohhh |
| Im not any of those dudes |
| Oh oho oh oh |
| I contain multitudes |
| I kinda roll |
| I’m like a bowl |
| Balance me |
| Or set me free |
| skipping stone |
| dusty tone |
| shaking leaf |
| melody so brief"
|
| "I don’t want no genocide Joe, no","I don’t want no trump |
| It’s like a choice of a pile of vomit |
| Or a big old dump |
| I don’t want no dumpy trump |
| And I don’t want no Joe |
| It’s like a choice of being kicked in the nuts |
| Or punched in the throat |
| How about we just get rid of |
| The president once and for all |
| We don’t need a government |
| To lock us behind the wall |
| I don’t want no Joe Biden |
| Or Hitler in a wig |
| It’s like a choice of sucking a donkey |
| Or fucking a pig |
| I don’t want no piggie trump |
| And I don’t want Biden |
| It’s like a choice of swallowing shit |
| Or an asshole of cayenne |
| How about we just get rid of |
| The president and say hooray |
| We don’t need no government |
| Getting in our way |
| Listen to David Graeber |
| Read Noam Chomsky |
| I don’t want no genocide Joe |
| Or deportation don |
| It’s like a choice of swimming in shit |
| Or in a shark infested pond |
| I don’t want no old guy one |
| Or old guy two |
| It’s like a choice between death |
| And being beaten black and blue |
| How about we just get rid of |
| The president I’m sick of it |
| Or maybe replace the job with just |
| giant bag of shit"
|
| Cause and effect,"It can be tricky |
| So let's take a moment to learn |
| Eat a cinnamon bun |
| And you get all sticky |
| Touch a hot stove and you get burned |
| Drink a lot of water |
| And you'll have to pee |
| You can see cause and effect in gravity |
| When the moon goes round, the tides get pulled |
| Eat too much and you’re overfull |
| Well that's all cause and effect, you see |
| Now let's look at what is not |
| When you go out for a walk at night |
| Put on a hoody and get shot |
| Put on a hoody and get shot |
| Well that's not a congruous thought |
| Put on a hoody and get shot |
| Cause and effect, well that is not |
| One thing happens |
| Then another thing happens |
| That's not enough |
| Does it happen every time? |
| Are there intervening factors? |
| I know this concept's tough |
| If you're a racist jerk and you carry a gun |
| And you go out looking for anyone |
| On whom to inflict your impotent rage |
| The cause and effect is plain as day |
| Yes, his actions were predictable |
| 46 calls to 9-1-1 |
| Add to that a history of violence |
| The hoody didn't fire the gun |
| Put on a hoody and get shot |
| Well that's not a congruous thought |
| Put on a hoody and get shot |
| Cause and effect, well that is not |
| Put on a hoody and get shot |
| It’s not a congruous thought |
| Put on a hoody and get shot |
| Cause and effect |
| Well, that is simply not"
|
| She was trading like mad,"At the top of her game |
| But she had one wish |
| She couldn’t contain |
| She wished her boyfriend |
| Was an NFT |
| Of a stuffed elk |
| yeah Non fungibly |
| The happiest trader in the world |
| The happiest trader in the world |
| All the other traders |
| Were jealous of her |
| And the silky smooth elk |
| in her computer |
| So she delisted him |
| to keep for herself |
| That NFT |
| her boyfriend, the elk |
| The happiest trader in the world |
| The happiest trader in the world"
|
| Somebody skimmed my credit card,"From what I'm told that's not that hard |
| Sold my magnetic strip |
| To some asshole in Florida |
| Who spent 5 thousand of my dollars |
| At a Winn Dixie but that's not aller |
| 3 transactions, look at this |
| Nope nothing here suspicious |
| So hey asshole that spent my money |
| I bet you think it's pretty funny |
| I wonder what you bought with my dough |
| 2000 packs of oreos? |
| 2,500 pineapples? |
| 5000 lunchables? |
| 2500 sacks of sugar? |
| Pizza, ice cream, wine, detergent? |
| I guess your needs were pretty urgent |
| Hey |
| I just want you to know |
| You're a real asshole |
| But I guess you carry that with you where ever you |
| Go |
| It can't be fun |
| And hey meet my son |
| He's 8 days old |
| And even he knows that you're an ass hole |
| So anyway my bank is pretty great |
| I called them up in a panicked state |
| They said they'd get my money back |
| Which was quite relieving |
| But still i'm left feeling mad |
| at this douche with all Winn Dixie bags |
| I'd just like for them to see my face |
| And feel bad for their bad taste |
| I mean if you're gonna steal 5 grand |
| Buy plane ticket to Ireland |
| used car or cheap plot of land |
| Not q tips and goods that are canned |
| At least do something interesting |
| YOLO go live like a king |
| Buy all the mcdonalds fries |
| And fill a kiddie pool with all those fries |
| They invite your friends over to dive |
| Into the kiddie pool full of fries |
| I just want you to know |
| You're a real asshole |
| But I guess you carry that with you where ever you |
| Go |
| It can't be fun |
| And hey meet my son |
| He's 8 days old |
| And even he knows that you're an ass hole |
| Need a song?"
|
| I wanna play with you on the bed,"Pretend that I am a sleepy head |
| Look at all the books that we read |
| I wanna play with you on the bed |
| Throw the blanket over me |
| And then I can’t see |
| Where’d you go, where could you be |
| Throw the blanket over me |
| Throw me high up in the air |
| Under the covers our secret lair |
| I think we make quite the silly paid |
| Throw me high up in the air |
| I wanna play with you on the bed |
| Pretend that I am a sleepy head |
| Look at all the books that we read |
| I wanna play with you on the bed |
| eu"
|
| Wa,"Skip bop bop dooba doo bop skip bop boop bop |
| Scooby doo doo oh no |
| Oh no |
| She doesn't like it"
|
| in a cave there lives a man alone,"silently staring at the phone |
| waiting for god to call |
| but god won't call at all |
| next to the man a cat sits purring |
| outside the cave the day is stirring |
| the day is new, the day is great |
| and still the man just sits and waits |
| the man has children |
| they bring him food |
| he has 7 wives depending on his mood |
| the wives come to him each in turn |
| and turned away with no concern |
| their love doesn't mean a thing |
| when any minute the phone could ring |
| though the world has seen joy and tears |
| he has sat for 30 thousand years |
| and he'll sit there till the end |
| comes rushing forth, a long hot wind"
|
| You have me And,"I crawl in the dark to the place |
| I think you'll be so that When |
| we reach Our |
| new home we'll explode into atoms in the |
| breach Hey |
| my love what you gonna do when all |
| your pants don't fit anymore Hey |
| my love let's go naked to the hospital |
| You're gonna be busting down walls I'm |
| gonna be telling you to breathe You're |
| gonna be making animal calls I'm |
| gonna be answering Mischief |
| eyes In |
| a dream look at me and they burst |
| into our life and then Lightening |
| strikes And |
| it's made the parade moves along all day |
| and night Hey |
| my love look at all the people staring |
| at us naked in the street Hey |
| my love let's take this party to the |
| end of time You're |
| gonna be busting down walls I'm |
| gonna be telling you to breathe You're |
| gonna be making animal calls I'm |
| gonna be answering"
|
| Welcome to the crisis,"We’ve all been waiting for us |
| Waiting for the chorus |
| Of all the disparate voices |
| To rip a hole in the fabric of time |
| It’s fine, it’s fine |
| We tell ourselves |
| This is fine |
| We’re all crisis actors |
| It’s a crisis time |
| Alex Jonesin’ |
| Has got a feeling |
| His crisis living |
| Is some kind of weapon |
| To rip a hole in the fabric of time |
| Kanye |
| Alex Jones |
| Elon Musk |
| Donald Trump |
| Everything is breaking |
| And there is no escaping |
| If it helps to imagine |
| That we are only acting |
| To rip a hole in the fabric of time"
|
| I don’t want to worry you or add to your distress,"But even my anxiety is feeling depressed |
| And how I get a Covid test every time I cough |
| But I’ve tried everything and I can’t turn it off |
| There is nothing in the world more precisely designed |
| To recognize patterns that the human mind |
| Last night I heard voices whispering so soft |
| I put my ear plugs in but I can’t turn it off |
| The first thing I see when I wake up in my room |
| An explosion of madness they call the scrolling doom |
| Lobbed right into my bed just like a molotov |
| I know that it’s unhealthy but I can’t turn it off |
| So I don’t want to worry you or make you feel ashamed |
| There’s nothing you can do about it anyway |
| It’s a ringing in my ears, this lonesome valley song |
| Even with my children screaming, I can’t turn it off"
|
| We are so young and old,"We are insecure and bold |
| We are black and blue and gold |
| When we sit together |
| Dance together |
| Play together |
| When we drink together |
| Eat together |
| Speak together |
| My hands were made to touch your skin |
| Your arms were made for me to lie in |
| My eyes were made to stare at you |
| Your lips were made to say you love me, too |
| When we sit together |
| Dance together |
| Play together |
| When we drink together |
| Eat together |
| Speak together |
| If you want to be my baby |
| Just say so |
| If you want me to be your daddy |
| Let me know |
| If you want to be my baby |
| Just say so |
| I want you to be my baby |
| Now you know |
| You say you watch me sleep |
| I say you go so deep |
| You hear that I hate you |
| I say it isn’t true |
| When we sit together |
| Dance together |
| Play together |
| When we drink together |
| Eat together |
| Speak together |
| If you want to be my baby |
| Just say so |
| If you want me to be your daddy |
| Let me know |
| If you want to be my baby |
| Just say so |
| I want you to be my baby |
| Now you know"
|
| Started having nothing Gained,"something in the end I heard the preacher |
| say that we all had to pretend and |
| at the end of the rainbow There |
| was a light shining brighter than the sun |
| I pretended I knew where to go But |
| I didn't Just |
| like everyone Just |
| like everyone I put on my best face |
| and I face the crowd I put on |
| a show for everyone who watched I knew |
| that I could make somebody proud But |
| I wasn't sure which way that I was |
| gonna wash I went home and I took |
| a shower I went home and I washed |
| my ha I went home and I felt |
| the power blowing out from everywhere"
|
| anonymity is king,"and a meaningful interaction |
| doesn't mean a thing |
| in the land of chat roulette |
| you never know what you're gonna get |
| penises or little kids |
| they're giving you the middle finger |
| in the land of chat roulette |
| it'll drive you nuts if you let it |
| so far away they seem so close |
| are they real or are they ghosts |
| round and round we go |
| where it stops no one knows |
| every single |
| till we've met the world |
| in the land o/f chatroulette |
| somethings you see while make you sweat |
| people nice and people mean |
| and people just want to be seen |
| in the land of chat roulette |
| a girl with a cigarette |
| nothing more than silhouettes |
| giving you the middle finger |
| down the rabbit hole |
| where you bear your soul |
| ghost in the machine |
| people want to be seen |
| no one can escape from |
| the singularity |
| i will be you |
| and you will be me |
| on the other side of the tv set |
| we're all stars on chat roulette |
| there's no mods theres no rules |
| just signs that say show me your boobs |
| in the land of chat roulette |
| it's feels scary there's no threat |
| people bored and people trying |
| to find something they'll never find"
|
| Hey hey hey It's,"not that late but I just got off |
| the stage I tried something new tonight and |
| it worked on stage but not when I |
| looked at it here And |
| so I'm |
| just making a little song acapella style sitting |
| on the floor Cause |
| Sunday maybe I'll |
| have time to do the song Rai |
| I said Ra |
| I said right I got a 6am flight |
| Wanna do it right I got a 6am |
| flight It's |
| a half hour to the airport I got |
| a six hour flight Good |
| night"
|
| Donovan is her favorite singer in the whole,"wide, goddamn world She |
| loves to play Wii |
| fit and Mario |
| Party Mookie |
| and Pumpkin |
| Chobo Cookie |
| and max watch her play Smooth |
| moves, shake that wii mote Rachel |
| Her dad is into feminist punk bands, he |
| goes and video tapes them She's |
| got two sisters, Ardy |
| and Alice |
| Some of her friends have moved to Portland |
| and she misses them terribly But |
| shake that wii mote rachel When |
| she first met george on OKcupid |
| They both thought they would just be good |
| friends but they hit it off and now |
| they are together The |
| fun they have well it never ends After |
| they first met Rachel |
| cut off all her hair George |
| wanted to but didn't have the guts She |
| documented her illnes, tumorauma ichabod cranium shake that |
| wii mote rachel"
|
| I will make these promises,"I will take the opposite as true |
| Nobody really gets it |
| Nobody could love me like you do |
| Wintertime incubated |
| The feeling I'm your skeleton key |
| Nobody really gets it |
| Nobody could ever love you as much as me |
| It's impossible |
| I will write my dreams so clearly |
| I will light all of them right up |
| Nobody could understand it |
| You are just enough |
| I can see what's right in front of me |
| There's no need for measurements or proof |
| Nobody could ever quantify |
| Nobody could ever tell me all this truth"
|
| Everyone was scribbling on Scribble,"dot cool And |
| May Li |
| learned early on to not trust what she |
| learned in school She |
| also learned early that life is very short |
| So she got a room full of tech |
| bros to twerk Jonathan’s |
| brother paints with their hair To |
| honor and remember their grandmother Codify |
| Art because existing institutions suck So |
| they create the space where marginalized voices can |
| rise up Oh |
| oh oh Hey |
| Hey Hey |
| Subvert the status quo And |
| have fun along the way Be |
| a jack of all trades Cuz |
| things are gonna change Equipped |
| with knives all over and none of them |
| are sharp But |
| those who can manage change will survive when |
| things get hard Would |
| you rather carve the door a little better |
| or build the whole house through 1/4 of |
| the effort creates 3/4 of the benefits for |
| you Sierra |
| was ready to upgrade from Ikea |
| All the expensive luxury pots and pans gave |
| her an idea Inviting |
| any and everyone to If |
| you can design a website - You |
| can make a chair If |
| you can make a chair - You |
| can make an app If |
| you can make an app - You |
| can make chocolate If |
| you can make chocolate - You |
| can design a building If |
| you can design a building - You |
| can make a website The |
| impulse to increase our awareness of living is |
| upon us From |
| 1am in a windowless room in Gowanus |
| It’s a public debut of David’s |
| new hobby He |
| doesn’t know what he’s doing with this junk |
| on the street"
|
| If you’ve been to cities but you’ve had enough,"Have you been to paris, france |
| And if you doubt that paris was made for love |
| give paris one more chance |
| Even on the darkest of days |
| Love will always shine through the hate |
| And if you doubt that paris was made for love |
| give paris one more chance |
| There are those that can’t see past terror and fear |
| But from the steps of Monmarte the morning is clear |
| And if you don’t think Paris was made for love |
| Maybe your heart needs a telegram from up above |
| If you doubt that paris was made for love |
| Give paris one more chance |
| There are those that will try to keep us apart |
| But the harder they try the more we open our hearts |
| The home of Piaf and Chevalier |
| Must have done something right to get passion this way |
| If you don’t think paris was made for love |
| Give paris one more chance |
| There are those that are already calling for war |
| It won’t help now, it didn’t help before |
| The home of Piaf and Trenet too |
| Must have done something right |
| Must have something for you |
| If you don’t think paris was made for love |
| Give paris one more chance |
| If you’ve been to cities but you’ve had enough |
| Have you been to paris, france |
| And if you doubt that paris was made for love |
| give paris one more chance |
| When your heart is broken and you can’t go on |
| When your faith and your hope and your music is gone |
| Remember that paris was made for love |
| Give paris one more chance"
|
| "So many years, head in the sand","Mow the lawn, take the land |
| Surely they’ll give up the fight |
| And we’ll take what’s ours by divine right |
| Israel is gonna fall |
| It’s not safe for Jews at all |
| Or Christians and Muslims too |
| For the Bedouin and the Druze |
| From Jabotinsky to Begin |
| Kahan, Netanyahu, a fever dream |
| land where Jews can rein supreme |
| From the river to the sea |
| Not content with the land they’re on |
| Set the sights on Lebanon |
| Syria and Iraq are next |
| world war by supremacists |
| At the very start, there were those who wished |
| “A homeland sure but not like this.” |
| When the fever breaks and our people go |
| The bundists whisper, “I told you so.” |
| Freedom for all of Palestine |
| From the river to the sea |
| Freedom from supremacy |
| One state where all are free |
| Israel is gonna fall |
| Make it safe for one and all |
| For Christians, Muslims and the Jews |
| For the Bedouin and the Druze"
|
| Millions of miles of land Billions,"of miles of cee Billions |
| of different places all around I'm |
| right where I ought to be Time |
| rolls by and it's infinite and will continue |
| someday without me of all the times that |
| there ever were well I'm |
| where I ought to be Nowhere |
| I gotta go Nowhere |
| that I ought to be here Nowhere |
| that I gotta go oh I'm |
| right where I ought to be Take |
| one step in any direction Take |
| another down the opposite road out of every |
| single path in the wide wide world where |
| there's nowhere that I ought to go Looking |
| up at the imperial sky Looking |
| down at my little toe Everything's |
| the same when you get down to it |
| so there's nowhere that you gotta go there's |
| nowhere that I gotta go there's nowhere that |
| I gotta be there's nowhere that I gotta |
| go oh nowhere that I ought to be |
| there's nowhere that I oughta be there's nowhere |
| that I oughta go"
|
| Turn your attention to the turning of the year,"You got something in your heart |
| Is it fear |
| You got to let it go |
| Before it eats you alive |
| You got nothing on your hands but time |
| Everything is coming up |
| Yours and mine |
| You got nothing to lose but your life |
| I have heard love every good word |
| That there's something else for you to know |
| And |
| I |
| I don't care |
| The telephone's ringing |
| And |
| I don't care about the song singing |
| Cause |
| I'll just write another one |
| For every day |
| You know that it's true |
| That is what |
| I"
|
| Leave enough room for the truth to get,"through Don't |
| close the door Let |
| yourself be happy anymore Let |
| yourself be happy When |
| you're feeling blue Let |
| yourself be happy Know |
| the truth Leave |
| a little room where the light can get |
| in Leave |
| a little home Cause |
| I believe I believe in you And |
| I believe in you Even |
| if you don't believe in what you're doing |
| I believe in you When |
| you got the truth When |
| you got the truth The |
| truth on your side I never knew how |
| to let the truth hit me in the |
| face And |
| put me in my place I put myself |
| in the same situation every day I put |
| myself in the same truth every day Truth |
| every day That's |
| what I say Leave |
| a little room for the truth to get |
| through Don't |
| close the window Don't |
| close the window"
|
| "Blink, blink","And you might miss it |
| See the ring of the king and kiss it |
| Talk, talk |
| To the warden |
| Lie and tell him you’re important |
| He might believe you |
| Or he’ll kill you |
| Either way |
| You’ll be out of here, won’t you? |
| Tick, tock |
| Get convincing |
| You’re talking and no one’s listening |
| Bang, bang |
| The hammer cries |
| On the gallows as they rise |
| Wheels are turning |
| And in the morning |
| Vulture meat |
| On the gurney |
| Cheep, chirp |
| Hear the songbird |
| Say the right don’t say the wrong word |
| Clomp, clomp |
| Your boots ring out |
| Straight up the gallows now |
| The undertaker’s |
| Mask is threaded |
| With shining sequins |
| For all those he’s beheaded"
|
| "The world is sun, the world is heat","We get home covered in sweat |
| But I don’t want to shower just yet, no |
| Sweaty girlfriend, sweaty girlfriend |
| I am attracted to your scent |
| No not yet, don’t take a shower |
| I’m drawn in to your body power |
| Well she comes home in her yoga pants |
| She walks by, I’m in a yoga trance |
| She’s heading for the shower now |
| And I jump up and tackle her to the ground |
| Sweaty girlfriend, sweaty girlfriend |
| I am attracted to your scent |
| No not yet, don’t take a shower |
| I’m drawn in to your body power |
| Now we’re in new york paying subway fares |
| And walking up ten flights of stairs |
| The city heat makes her collapse |
| Let’s find a bed and take new york naps |
| I’m drawn in by her style and grace |
| Her pretty voice and her pretty face |
| And when we’re at home alone |
| I am drawn to her pheromones |
| Sweaty girlfriend, sweaty girlfriend |
| I am attracted to your scent |
| No not yet, don’t take a shower |
| I’m drawn in to your body power |
| Sweaty girlfriend, sweaty girlfriend |
| I am attracted to your scent |
| No not yet, don’t take a shower |
| I’m drawn in to your body power"
|
| It’s snowing,"It’s really coming down |
| It’s snowing |
| And I’m all warm |
| You can’t beat precipitation |
| When it’s down below freezing |
| And you’re running up the hill |
| And your smiling and wheezing |
| It’s snowing |
| Everything is covered |
| It’s snowing |
| In this coat I’m smothered |
| Don’t slip on the icy patch |
| It’s dangerous to go alone |
| Toboggan down the hill |
| Buried in the deep, deep snow"
|
| Another night I didn't sleep so well so,"I'm just gonna lie here and say oh |
| well you can make me do anything more |
| than the more you try to make me |
| the more you try to shape me the |
| more I just tell you to forgot the |
| more you try to move me the more |
| you try to do me wrong I just |
| say no way I run my own ship |
| Keep my own counsel oh no so I'm |
| just gonna lie here ringing my bell oh |
| no what happen You |
| put yourself in that mode You |
| know the mode where you don't really care |
| The mode where you shave off all your |
| hair the mode where you make your way |
| back down to the river down to the |
| river down to the river down in the |
| river That |
| was the wrong chord Biscuit |
| Chalk is really broken It's |
| only about 25 years old I think I |
| was 14 when I got Was |
| that 25 years ago I hope so I |
| turned 40 in some weeks from now I |
| can't believe I'm |
| not even You |
| think after doing this for so long I'd |
| be better at it But |
| some days you know I just don't give |
| a I don't give a I don't give |
| a I"
|
| Write a letter to your heart,"Smoke signals in the dark |
| You don’t know |
| Yourself as well as you think you do |
| trillion neurons in your brain |
| Chemicals mixing that contain |
| Every thought |
| You’ve ever had, that’s the map of you |
| What’s beneath every decision |
| Who’s in control |
| What’s behind every emotion |
| Heart mind body soul |
| All your fear for the future |
| Exists only as a creature |
| Skulking around |
| Getting stuck in all the grey matter goo |
| Ancestors from a grassy plain |
| Great grand parents hurt and pain |
| Every heartbreak |
| And success, that’s the map of you"
|
| Time is a circle that has no end,"no beginning Space |
| is a circle has no end and no |
| beginning and you and I I'm |
| not in the middle of the sky we're |
| not even near the middle we're on the |
| edge Time |
| is a flat thing it doesn't matter but |
| it does and space is unnatural and only |
| exists in our mind and you and me |
| will come eventually to see that we don't |
| matter but we do but we do but |
| we do Time |
| is all strange you can't explain it with |
| just words Space |
| is everywhere and it's nowhere that's all I |
| know but you and I will eventually I |
| see Nothing |
| is what it seems at all when we |
| go when we go when we go Time |
| was nothing then it was something and soon |
| it will be nothing again in space feels |
| heavy but it's weightless and it's nothing but |
| you and me will eventually see that we |
| don't matter but we do we do we |
| do"
|
| Bye bye Martin,"Shkreli You |
| represent the gross underbelly Of |
| this capitalist system that we’ve all created You |
| embody our frustration, our powerlessness and our hatred |
| Bye bye Martin |
| Shkreli I hope you go to prison and |
| it’s really smelly And |
| somebody in there was affected by the shit |
| you pulled So |
| you can stand eye to eye with him |
| and try to feed him your bull shit |
| I have friends that defend you Saying |
| that your goal was research Despite |
| overwhelming evidence That |
| you are simply just a jerk Who |
| loves money More |
| than anything More |
| than anything More |
| than anything Bye |
| bye Martin |
| Shkreli You |
| go with fraud like peanut butter to jelly |
| I hope the FBI |
| confiscates the Wu |
| Tang Album |
| And then gives it to Bill |
| Murray, who then shares it with his friends |
| Bye bye Martin |
| Shkreli I really don’t hate you, that would |
| be silly I don’t know you at all, |
| I’m sure your heart beats still But |
| it seems to me it’s been buried underneath |
| a mountain of dollar bills"
|
| I’m forty years old today in this reality,"My beard is going grey, there’s lines upon |
| my face I’m |
| a little bit out of shape and things |
| are starting to break In |
| this reality, I’m |
| forty years old today I’m |
| forty years old today, somewhere there’s a different |
| me Uncountable |
| mistakes, innumerable earthquakes In |
| some I am a snake, and in others |
| I am a lake But |
| in this reality, I’m |
| forty years old today I’m |
| forty years old I’m |
| forty years old today, I can show you |
| all the dates But |
| through a different frame, the dates don’t look |
| that way For |
| nearly 5000 days, there’s 5000 songs I’ve |
| made But |
| you also kept that pace, in some other |
| reality I’m |
| forty years old today, somewhere I’m |
| a bookcase I’m |
| William Butler |
| Yeats, I am the Blanchet |
| known as Kate |
| I’m the first person into space, I’m |
| glacier melting face But |
| in this reality, I’m |
| forty years old today"
|
| I had a dream,"Our hearts had wings |
| Somewhere between |
| Here and Mercury |
| And we were free |
| Bad as it seems |
| All that’s important |
| Is what you can’t see |
| Pockets of patience |
| Hours of waiting |
| Games we are playing |
| With ourselves |
| Are you abstaining |
| From the sun and the raining |
| 4 walls containing |
| Eternity now |
| shovel and hat |
| wild guess that |
| Gives the suggestion |
| We’re out of our depth |
| point to stress |
| wound to dress |
| Bones in a mess |
| Is anything left"
|
| I'm not gonna turn off my fan before,"I do my song I'm |
| not gonna tell you you're right and you |
| tell me I'm |
| wrong Elon |
| Musk is trying to make a thing that |
| connects to your brain But |
| that don't sound so safe I'm |
| just gonna remain the way that I am |
| The way that I am The |
| way that I am I'm |
| not gonna turn on the light in here |
| right now Oh |
| no And |
| I'm not gon try to record my song |
| like it's good Okay |
| No no no Windows |
| are closed Everybody |
| knows that it's raining outside Oh |
| no no The |
| windows are closed but it feels good out |
| there Oh |
| I've been writing a song for so many |
| days that I forgot most of the songs |
| that I wrote in my life And |
| I guess that's not so bad of a |
| thing Cause |
| I can go back and find something surprising |
| Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah |
| ah I was gonna make a song all |
| about how everything's so fucked up and I |
| was gonna use that footage with the bean |
| dress but then I decided to say no |
| no Think |
| I'll just make up a song on the |
| spot So |
| here I am with the fans going with |
| the light off and I didn't even record |
| it properly properly properly properly"
|
| Bird flying through the sky Flying,"over the desert Flying |
| near a rock And |
| the owl in the tree With |
| the sharp claws “I Can |
| catch little rodents today” They’re |
| birds of prey They |
| got the little ones And |
| it’s a bald eagle Feeding |
| the little ones, Feeding |
| the little ones And |
| they sit there And |
| they’re waiting to be fed And |
| the barn owl Sways |
| to and fro And |
| he stands in a hole And |
| this is where they live, yeah Look |
| at the rivers like veins Isn’t |
| this an idyllic scene? Oh.. |
| All the trees and the barn owl Looks |
| to the left, looks to the right And |
| he sways back and forth And |
| he’s surveying the land And |
| he’s looking for something to eat With |
| the sharp eyes And |
| the sharp beaks And |
| the sharp claws They |
| catch the little mouse They |
| catch the little mouse, whoa Checking |
| for ticks Looking |
| at ears Checking |
| for feathers, Checking |
| for feathers, Tapered |
| feathers Caught |
| the mouse in her mouth, oh Gonna |
| eat it feed it to her little chicky, |
| chicky, chicky, chicky, chicky chick, chick-a yeah whoa, |
| yawn pussy’s tired they got the swayin back |
| and forth now they were born with it, |
| yeah the white, the white ,the little white |
| chickies and the the white, the white the |
| little white chickies and the (baby owl sounds) |
| learnin to fly now to fly now movin |
| the head movin the head like this like |
| this oooooo"
|
| This book tried to eat me,"This book tried to kiss me |
| This book throw itself at my head |
| And only barely missed me |
| This book told me a story |
| It has a mouth and lips and all that |
| This book jumped on my shoulders |
| And purred just like a cat |
| At the hogwarts |
| Library |
| At the hogwarts |
| Library |
| This book ate my lunch |
| This book sang an opera |
| This book burnt itself |
| On the ornate candelabra |
| This book sheds it’s pages |
| This book calls you names |
| bunch of books are in the rafters |
| Playing some kind of game |
| At the hogwarts |
| Library |
| At the hogwarts |
| Library"
|
| Cake cake cake cake cake cake well I,"don't know which way you zoom anymore I'm |
| just gonna lay on the floor and contemplate |
| my own mortality and you should feel free |
| to throw your cake on me Whoa |
| oh Throw |
| your cake on me Throw |
| that cake Throw |
| your cake Throw |
| your cake Gotta |
| throw your cake on me Throw |
| your cake Throw |
| your cake Gotta |
| throw your cake on me Throw |
| your cake Throw |
| your cake Gotta |
| throw your cake on me Gotta |
| throw your cake Throw |
| your cake Gotta |
| throw your cake on me"
|
| The food I eat,"Becomes part of me |
| And the water I drink |
| Are the thoughts I think |
| The light of the sun |
| Is in my blood |
| And the stuff of stars |
| Runs through my veins |
| I am made of |
| What I'm made of |
| thousand trillion itty bitty bugs |
| Without whom I wouldn't be me |
| I am made of |
| What I'm made of |
| Water that Cleopatra drank |
| Without whom I would't be me |
| The air I breathe |
| Has been everything |
| From hydrogen to zinc |
| And all that in between |
| My ancestors |
| Humans and creatures |
| I wouldn't be here singing |
| If anyone of them had died |
| Human, clever human |
| Making connections |
| You're hard wired for sex |
| Like you're wired for patterns |
| Oh human, silly human |
| You've simply got to know |
| But there's a reason that tree was forbidden |
| You'd do better to take it slow |
| Neurons fire |
| In a brain haywire |
| And that electricity, well, that is me |
| Chemicals mix |
| And I get my fix |
| And in combination all that is me` 0-0-"
|
| That’s not a heart warming story,"You misheard the song be happy don’t worry |
| You misheard the song born in the usa |
| So let me be clear about what i want to say |
| Steve Jobs wanted to make a dent |
| In the universe i’m not sure what he meant |
| But suicide rates among teenage girls |
| Are growing fastest in this part of the world |
| You and me can’t stop staring at our phones |
| It’s not our faults got these monkey brains |
| It makes me anxious and have to poop |
| Late stage capitalism |
| That’s not a heart warming story |
| little girl saving up all her money |
| So her friends won’t go hungry |
| So her friends won’t go hungry |
| So her friends won’t go hungry |
| Jeff Bezos has so much money |
| He could feed every single child in this country |
| He could feed every single child on the planet |
| But really he should just pay his fucking taxes |
| This is not a heart warming story |
| man is caring for his daughter |
| She’s got cancer |
| He runs out of sick days |
| His colleuges donate |
| All of their sick days |
| Teachers have to work second or third jobs |
| Driving for Uber around the clock |
| And if a child can’t pay for lunch |
| Their friends have to save their money |
| And don’t run out of sick days"
|
| Keith Keith Keith,"For the DNC |
| Ellison Ellison Ellison |
| He’s gonna give them hellison |
| Perez seems fine |
| But he’s not the guy |
| Keith will unite |
| Not divide |
| From Schumer |
| To Sanders |
| That’s a lotta daylight |
| Between Senators |
| But they both see |
| That we need Keith |
| Read the mood |
| Of the country |
| We need fire and we need grit |
| And Keith is it |
| Keith is in |
| Minnesote |
| His district used |
| To never vote |
| He came in |
| And organized |
| Now the turnout |
| Is the highest high |
| Perez has only |
| Won one race |
| That’s a fact |
| You can’t escape |
| Keith has won |
| bunch a times |
| He’s the guy |
| The stakes could not be higher |
| The DNC is a dumpster fire |
| Losing seats left and right |
| Governorships, it’s time to fight |
| Keith’s record speaks for itself |
| Knock on doors, increase turnout |
| Not just at election time |
| But all of the time"
|
| I was manning the sign,"That said jews for ceasefire |
| At city hall |
| I was surrounded by dads |
| Wrapped in Israeli flags |
| And they called |
| Me murderer and much worse |
| And truth be told their words did hurt |
| One man said hey what are you |
| Jewish kids for hitler youth |
| His name was Vladimir |
| And he came here |
| From Russia long ago |
| He said you know of course |
| We’ve got to use such force |
| It’s the only thing they know |
| He said Jonathan you’re naive |
| American living comfortably |
| Your so called Palestinian friends |
| Will turn on you before the end |
| Vlad said I am no dummy |
| I went to MIT |
| I’m an options trader now |
| I said hey, you just see it one way |
| I see it differently |
| Let’s talk about something else |
| Because you got your talking points |
| And lord knows I got mine |
| On this we won’t see eye to eye |
| So just tell me about your life |
| But Vlad just wanted to share the news |
| That I was being used by the enemy of the jews |
| I said Vlad, it’s not muslims that scare me |
| It’s the white supremacy |
| It’s the real life hitler youths |
| If anyone’s gonna turn on us |
| It’s the same white folk that always does |
| The Arab jewish hate is fake |
| Manufactured by the Jewish state |
| 10 million jews in one spot |
| Hitler couldn’t have dreamed of that |
| Your brain is trained on the skin that’s brown |
| But the true danger is the orange clown |
| And when they come marching slow |
| I won’t even say I told you so |
| I’ll say Vlad teach me to use a gun |
| So we can fight this Nazi scum"
|
| You can't escape the fact of how you were raised,"There's neurons that fire and have always fired that way |
| After 30 years of trying |
| You might find that they'd remained |
| Locked in place |
| It's no disgrace to just be how you are |
| It may be difficult sometimes |
| But we've all got our cross to bear |
| And when the going get tough around here |
| The toughness makes me wanna cry no fair |
| Scientists thought that the Y chromosome |
| was disappearing |
| In a couple a hundred thousand years |
| no more men |
| But"
|
| We love Sampler,"And we love Michelle |
| Does she listen to podcasts |
| We want to hear her tell |
| Brittany Liuse |
| What podcast she listens to |
| So if you got a connection |
| To the FLOTUS |
| Please if you could |
| Just let her know this |
| Michelle Obama |
| We really really wanna |
| Hear her on Sampler"
|
| Encyclopedia Frown,"is the baddest cat around Sails |
| the seven seas and takes the other pirates |
| down Spinach |
| all the way, makes her stronger every day |
| Cross her and Encyclopedia |
| Frown will make you pay Ahoy |
| mateys! Here |
| they come! Waggin’ |
| their tails and lookin’ so dumb They |
| bark, bark, bark but we cut our sails |
| Lock harpoons and release the whales The |
| baboon crew with their flags red and blue |
| Tried to steal our catnip, what we gonna |
| do? In |
| the blackest night by silent oar We |
| pick them up, toss them overboard! On |
| the island of the Cats, |
| the captains deliberate in their pirate hats But |
| deep in the jungle, a sound, a rumble |
| The lions and the tigers are bringing their |
| trouble Tails |
| are swishin’, kitties are hissin’, It |
| seems some booty has gone a-missin’ Encyclopedia |
| Frown took all the tigers down All |
| the lions bowed to Encyclopedia |
| Frown"
|
| This sweatshirt that I'm,"wearing is warmer than every other sweatshirt That's |
| why I'm |
| wearing it Because |
| it's cold outside Again |
| It's cold outside When |
| it's been 50 degrees for a week well |
| then 30 degrees feels like it's freezing Oh |
| that's cold But |
| when it's been tub zero weather for a |
| week then 30 degrees feels warm Context |
| is everything Context |
| is everything If |
| it's 100 degrees for a week well then |
| 70 degrees feels like a relief You |
| know You |
| know You |
| know what I mean This |
| sweatshirt is the warmest sweatshirt I don't know |
| where I got it This |
| sweatshirt is the warmest sweatshirt I don't know |
| where I got it I don't know I |
| don't know"
|
| Got got accepted to NC state,"For engineering |
| I want to switch from general to computer |
| Cuz generals to general I'm fearing |
| I didn't get my driver's license on the first try |
| Cuz I needed to make tighter turns |
| I needed to use the blinker more |
| And backing out straight is something that I'll learn |
| I was talking with my old friend on Steam |
| He said that he wanted to kiss me |
| I said yes and we made out |
| Things have been going crazy |
| I had a long vacation with video games |
| Now back into class with midterms |
| Jonathan Mann will write a song with me |
| I got no candles left to burn |
| I'm going to Ichibancon |
| I'm excited for the Bemani games |
| I turn 18 the day this video goes up |
| And nothing will ever be the same |
| I was talking to my old friend on Steam |
| He said he wanted to kiss me |
| I said yes and we made out |
| Things have been going crazy"
|
| The apocalypse is coming,"Whether we’re ready or not |
| And we could never stop it |
| With this president we got |
| Could be from a geyser |
| Could be nuclear |
| Could be financial |
| Or some other forgotten fear |
| It could be a pandemic |
| Could be a meteor |
| Could be methane burp |
| Or a thing we’ve never seen before |
| The apocalypse is coming |
| But the planet will survive |
| Even if we’re gone |
| Earth will be alive |
| And she’ll go on without us |
| In the universe so cold |
| And the beauty will still be here |
| As the sun grows red and old |
| The creatures will be crawling |
| The green will be unfurled |
| Straight up to the ending |
| The final curtain of the world |
| The apocalypse is coming |
| And he’s ushering it in |
| With his climate change denial |
| The beginning of the end"
|
| The cat has kidney failure,"I had a nice dinner plan |
| But now I’m cleaning up the piss |
| Oh, ain’t life just so funny sometimes? |
| The way it weaves |
| And the way it rhymes |
| But I wouldn’t trade a second of any of this |
| And it’s 1, 2, 3, 4 |
| H2O injection more |
| And it’s 5, 6, 7, 8 |
| Was a happy cat and it sure was great |
| So happy |
| So sad |
| I’ll take the good |
| I’ll take the bad |
| It’s a miracle we all survive |
| And that’s just what it is to be alive |
| Whoaaaa, whoah |
| What it is to be alive |
| Ooooh |
| So happy anniversary |
| Here’s to a hundred more |
| Here’s to the lovely cat we all adore |
| circle has no beginning |
| circle has no end |
| Who are we to think we can buck that trend |
| Cuz it’s 1, 2, 3, 4 |
| Happy baby and two more |
| And it’s 5, 6, 7, 8 |
| Was a happy cat and it sure was great |
| So happy |
| So sad |
| I’ll take the good |
| I’ll take the bad |
| It’s a miracle we all survive |
| And that’s just what it is to be alive |
| Whoooah, to be a live x2 |
| To be alive"
|
| forged in the fires fed by coal,"trained by the light of the fairy fountain |
| he'll never give up till he's reached his goal |
| robot ninja zombie bear |
| fighting for freedom everywhere |
| evil better say a prayer |
| he's the robot ninja zombie bear |
| from the streets of new york all the way to london |
| he keeps us safe from terrorists |
| with claws and teeth and throwing stars and |
| a thirst for brains that will not quit |
| robot ninja zombie bear |
| he cannot die, he's already there |
| evildoers had better beware |
| he's the robot ninja zombie bear |
| his software was designed by google eningeers |
| jony ive cut his exteriror from a single piece of aluminum |
| Chuck Norris showed him how to be a ninja |
| no one knows how he gained his zombie powers |
| fueled by salmon and organic honey |
| with a direct line to the president |
| his fu is strong his scabs are runny |
| when trouble calls he's on the scent |
| look, up in the air |
| is that a bird or a solar flare? |
| it's got 10 limbs and's shaped like a pear |
| robot ninja zombie bear"
|
| One Hundred Days,"✅ Play golf |
| ✅ Play golf |
| ✅ Drop some bombs |
| ✅ Threaten nuke war |
| ✅ Play golf |
| ✅ Spend millions in tax 💰on travel |
| ✅ Play golf"
|
| Have your people,"Call my people |
| and we'll do a little dance |
| If you don't have people |
| Then I don't have people |
| And we'll dance alone |
| People all over the world |
| Are getting into their cars |
| Driving about till the gas runs out |
| And staring up at the stars |
| Because |
| No one cares as much as you think they do |
| Except those that care more than you think they do |
| So don't worry about dancing |
| And don't get all antsy |
| About things you did or didn't say |
| Nobody's noticing |
| You're invisible totally |
| Except to those who care you that way |
| No one cares as much as you think they do |
| Except those that care more than you think they do |
| You're judging me |
| I'm judging you |
| It's a little circle back and forth |
| But I'll forget you |
| When you've walked away |
| I'm full up there not room for more |
| Everywhere you look |
| Folks are putting on pants |
| One leg sometimes two at a time |
| And putting gloves on their hands |
| I eat something |
| And then I eat more |
| And then I'm gonna get fat |
| My genes are saying |
| The foundation you're laying |
| is making sure of that |
| I try to do the best I can |
| But I know that I'm alone |
| No one's responsible for me |
| My tapestry is sewn"
|
| Is there a me Is,"there a you What |
| does the space between us do Is |
| there a you Is |
| there a me Is |
| there any space between is there any space |
| between me and you And |
| if so what does a space between us |
| do Is |
| there a you Is |
| there a me I simply cannot see Is |
| there a me Is |
| there a you I cannot see right through |
| I can't see through the space between you |
| and me I don't know what to do |
| with the space between me and you if |
| there was a space between me and you |
| what would it feel like If |
| there was a space between you and me |
| what would that be like Is |
| there a you Is |
| there a me And |
| Is there any space between is there a |
| me Is |
| there a you and is there space space |
| to do be do be do Is |
| there any space between me and you Is |
| there any space between me and you Is |
| there any space between you and me No |
| space"
|
| Some chains hold and some chains break,"Some chains found ands some chains made |
| Some chains stronger the more you pull |
| Some chains stuck to the back of your skull |
| But every chains a story |
| Every chain a story waiting to be told |
| Some chains fail and some succeed |
| Some chains hide what lies beneath |
| Some chains brittle and some chains strong |
| Some chain weren’t chains all along |
| Some chains love and some chains hate |
| Some bind together, some make a slave |
| Some chains will try to tear you down |
| Some chains you carry all around |
| Some chains rattle you to your core |
| Some chains a riddle or a metaphor |
| Some chains put food on your plate |
| You gotta make peace with some chains |
| Some chains wrapped around your house |
| Some look gift horse in the mouth |
| Some chains’ll brook no dissent |
| Some chains come from your friends"
|
| If you're broken like me if you're missing,"some pieces I will make you complete Together |
| we'll be whole Together |
| we'll be whole if you're facing the darkness |
| and you can't find your heart there let |
| my soul be the spark instead of breaking |
| apart Hold |
| Together we'll be whole if you can't find |
| a way out of your own head and |
| the weight is too great you're not sure |
| you can say ho not sure you can |
| stay whole when the sky is all blue |
| and you feel like I'm |
| muted mean nothing to you I'll |
| be the glue whole together we'll be home |
| when you feel it going down down down |
| down down and you got nothing to hold |
| on to I'll |
| be your helicopter I'll |
| be your hummingbird I'll |
| be the pyramid that sits so silent out |
| a word I'll |
| be your helicopter I'll |
| be your hummingbird I'll |
| be the pyramid that's so silent out a |
| word you Im |
| stretching in a straight line can't figure out |
| why you feel like losing your mind ho |
| Losing it whole I will bury your demons |
| I will ship them to sea we will |
| coax the meaning it will grow like a |
| tree whole together we'll be whole when you |
| feel it going down down down down down |
| and you've got nothing to hold on to |
| I'll be your helicopter I'll |
| be your hummingbird I'll |
| be the pyramid that sits so silent out |
| a word I'll |
| be your helicopter I'll |
| be your hummingbird I'll |
| be the pyramid that sits so silen"
|
| 20 500 2500 2500 Death's,"a day Death's |
| a day I'm |
| so sick of this shit How |
| we still in the thick of it Back |
| in 2012 back in 2012 we found the |
| world and conversation 28 28 But |
| it's not fast It's |
| slow motion It's |
| pandas and rising ocean 25252500 deaths a day |
| 252500 deaths a day Slow |
| slow and fast If |
| you're sitting in the hall sp if you're |
| sitting in bed then room watching T |
| V right now it feels snow slow a |
| slow No |
| no 25252500 deaths a day 2525 20 deaths |
| a day I don't know how to measure |
| that I don't know how to integrate that |
| I don't know how to think about that |
| And I just lay on the front there |
| is a scream around A |
| scream a scream around A |
| scream around Fuck |
| F Motherfuck |
| God damn it Fucking |
| mother fucking shit I'm |
| so simple I just want beep to beat |
| over over for real Over |
| real 2525 25 D25 |
| 2500"
|
| Can you even trust your eyes when you,"feel like everything is light Can |
| you even trust your brain when things are |
| complicated To |
| explain the answer to the question what is |
| reality Is |
| very hard to answer it's not easy the |
| answer to the question what is real Is |
| essential to deciding what I'm |
| gonna feel nothing's ever black and white no |
| matter how hard you try everything is always |
| gray and it's always always been that way |
| there may be stacked all lined up and |
| back to back we may be in a |
| simulation and we all may be just forsaken |
| the answer to the question what is reality |
| Is very hard to answer it's not easy |
| the answer to the question what is real |
| Is essential to deciding what I'm |
| gonna Despite |
| not knowing what is true you care for |
| me and I'll |
| care for you Even |
| though the truth's unclear Arm |
| in arm we'll all be standing here Arm |
| in arm we'll all be standing here Arm |
| in arm will all be standing here"
|
| Any time any time any time he wants,"He can have his money |
| He can change he can change he can change the rules |
| He’ll say it’s rain |
| All the levers of power |
| In the hands of a wealthy few |
| No water left for the shower |
| You’re gonna stink until they come to get you |
| Cuz you’re no match for them alone |
| Call me and i’ll be there |
| You don’t have to do it on your own |
| We get together and don’t despair |
| All the guns all the guns all the guns they got |
| And they’ll start shooting |
| When the bombs when the bombs begin to fall |
| And your life is ruined |
| They’ll call the national guard |
| And turn them upon you |
| Life’s about to get harder than hard |
| So what you gonna do |
| Cuz you’re no match for them alone |
| Call me and i’ll be there |
| You don’t have to do it on your own |
| We get together and don’t despair"
|
| Hey hey do you love me,"Do you think you’re above me |
| Are you always thinking of me |
| I’m not wearing a shirt |
| I’ve got a cold that’s in my head |
| I’m no thinking straight i said |
| hey hey can you put me in bed |
| I’m not wearing a shirt |
| I’m sick of always doing everything |
| Why do I gotta do it |
| Sometimes I just want to say |
| Screw it |
| Hey hey I’ve got keys to the car |
| Let’s go to where the scenes bizarre |
| They got cold drinks and it’s not very far |
| I’m not wearing a shirt |
| Once I had a pretty little dream |
| It disappated into smoke and steam |
| I breathed it in, now it’s part of me |
| I’m not wearing a shirt"
|
| Gimme medi mother fucking care for all,"No more half assed bullshit |
| That doesn’t cover everyone |
| No more corproate handouts |
| And outrageous premiums |
| No more crazy deductibles |
| And out of pocket maximums |
| Fuck insurance companies |
| Let’s get them on the run |
| Curse this GOP |
| Congress for a hundred years |
| And the weak kneed democrats |
| who can’t break through their fear |
| the people are demanding it |
| so give us what we want |
| or come november |
| you’ll be out of a job"
|
| I’m an old man trapped in a young,"man’s body Better |
| talk to me while you have the chance |
| I’m an old man trapped in a young |
| man’s body Pick |
| up your phone before I die I’m |
| an old man trapped in a young man’s |
| body If |
| you don’t and I do it’ll be your |
| fault and you will cry I’m |
| an old man trapped in a young man’s |
| body Old |
| man x3"
|
| i got this floppy disk,"i got this wet ware |
| i don't know where to put it |
| let me put it in you |
| and then we'll hard drive it home |
| I got two cocks |
| and you got two vaginas |
| do i love your body mod |
| or do i love you |
| let's hard drive it home |
| i read your technical specifications |
| i was impressed |
| and you failed with flying colors |
| every single turing test |
| RAM RAM RAM |
| my heart is open source |
| there's no encryption here |
| unless unless of course that's what you're into |
| Touch your antler |
| To my antennae |
| Here have my pheromone shake |
| Put your little claw in mine"
|
| Goofy Goofy,"Little bird calling my name |
| On the water |
| Sinking to the bottom of the lake |
| I was only |
| 16 or 17 |
| I was lonely |
| Sinking to the bottom of the lake |
| Goofy goofy |
| Lost your email address |
| And you left me |
| Cleaning up everyone’s mess |
| Eat the apple |
| The garden is growing still |
| Fight the battle |
| For free will |
| You caught me red handed |
| It’s almost like you planned it |
| I stole the fire for you |
| We did what lovers do |
| I would do it all again |
| For you |
| Goofy goofy |
| I’ve been tumbling down |
| Did you see me |
| Coming for that crown |
| For the empire |
| We crossed the rubicon |
| I built an island |
| For us to live on"
|
| Lines across a page will make a picture,"in due time Lines |
| across a face will mean that time has |
| gone by Lines |
| up in the sky mean that airplanes are |
| flying Lines |
| in a row mean you're locked up and |
| left to die Screaming |
| Dreaming You |
| don't know what I'm |
| scheming I keep meaning to tell you you're |
| wrong Bricks |
| and mortar shells raining down upon cement Stronger |
| faster harder better by 30 percent Another |
| day goes by and I didn't know what |
| it meant I look back and marvel at |
| where exactly that it went Oh |
| screaming Dreaming |
| You don’t know what I’m |
| scheming I keep meaning To |
| tell you you’re wrong Hey |
| I'm just an elephant who's lost upon the |
| plains Chased |
| by hyenas and munching upon grains Bathing |
| in the sunlight and drowning in the rains |
| Feeling pretty good except for these growing pains |
| Screaming Dreaming |
| Not knowing What |
| they’re scheming They |
| keep meaning To |
| tell me I’m |
| wrong It's |
| best that you don't think about the knock |
| upon the door It's |
| someone that you knew but never talked to |
| before She'll |
| pick you up and spit you out and |
| kick you down on to the floor Or |
| she'll love you till your senseless like a |
| silent midnight roar Screaming |
| Dreaming You |
| don’t know what I am scheming I keep |
| meaning To |
| tell you you’re wrong Oh"
|
| J K Row,"Embrace full on fascist |
| Smashes right through |
| Our low expectations |
| Hatred and bigotry |
| Get you all twisted |
| Listen to the sound |
| Of us needing a vacation |
| From all this bullshit |
| J K Row |
| Embrace full on fascist |
| It was just under the surface |
| Like her caricature of jews |
| She’s been playing footsie |
| And now it is apparent |
| Can we get away |
| Just me and you"
|
| I’m feeling funky gotta get right with it,"Ear stains the air and the coffee on the carpet |
| I’m feeling funky gotta eat some grapes |
| I’m feeling funky for goodness sakes |
| Phone won’t work cuz we’re in the boonies |
| Ear won’t work cuz I’ve sung to many tunies |
| I’m feeling funky in old New England |
| Make love like you’re a puritan pilgrim |
| Love costs nothing but it’s heavier than iron |
| Hate costs nothing but it’ll light you on fire |
| I’m feeling funky and out of hand |
| Let me put it so you’ll understand"
|
| Nobody ever told me,"it was gonna feel this way |
| No that’s not right |
| Everybody said it to me |
| Like every day |
| But it’s easy not to listen |
| When you’re sure that you’re unique |
| And it’s harder to keep illusions |
| When your bones begin to creak |
| So i just put my head down |
| And I count all my steps |
| I focus on the way my lungs |
| Go in and out with breath |
| I break upon the banks of |
| an unfamiliar shore |
| Every single day |
| And now my body’s sore |
| Wherever you find yourself today |
| Just remember this |
| It’s a lack of imagination |
| That’s led to this business |
| Of sleepless disconnection |
| Surrounded by the sounds |
| Of other people crying |
| Heads stuck underground"
|
| Hey my frozen love,"I was on the way to god |
| When I stopped in the middle of street |
| To tie my shoe |
| I tired to hide my face |
| I felt so out of place |
| I didn’t want you to see me this way |
| But you saw right through |
| You took my by the shoulder |
| Shook me all out of order |
| You told me I was nothing and everything |
| medal made of gold |
| Pawned then bought and sold |
| Again to the highest bidder this time |
| Who never earned it |
| I came to get it back |
| After my heart attack |
| If there was a lesson in there somewhere |
| I never learned it"
|
| I am just telling you what I think,"And it may not be what you want to hear |
| But I’m gonna say it anyway |
| And try to be as concise and clear |
| ‘ |
| You’re hanging on too much to the past |
| To move forward you’ve got to lay it down |
| And make some decisions about what’s important |
| Or else you’re just circling around |
| I know right now what it is I need |
| And what you’ve got doesn’t line up |
| But I wish that instead of getting mad at me |
| You’d make something that you really love |
| And share it with the world |
| The things I said must’ve really stung |
| Cuz now my phone has gone dark |
| I’m not sure what I have done |
| But if I can just set a spark |
| You’ve challenged me in the past |
| And sometimes that’s what I need |
| To hear something that I never hear |
| To see something that I haven’t seen |
| Everything goes up in the sky |
| Dancing around like angels in the night |
| I want you to be just like them |
| Make something with all your might"
|
| I just wanna play my banjo,"But my banjo’s out of tune |
| So I’m taking a shower |
| Here in the afternoon |
| Everywhere I go the people calling out my name |
| Like hey mr banjo dude |
| And I feel like I’m gonna let them all down |
| Because my banjo’s out of tune |
| I just wanna play my banjo |
| But I can’t tune the strings |
| I don’t know if it’s the cold winds blowing |
| Or some mechanical thing |
| When I sit beneath the water thinking all |
| About the future I get worried sometimes you know |
| I gotta learn how to relax and just feel the water flow"
|
| Ants are encroaching on my space,"Ants on my hands ands on my face |
| Mother Nature is mother fucking scary |
| Beautiful and dangerous and uncaring |
| Ants remind us that control is an illusion |
| Ants are Mother Nature saying, “so there’s no confusion |
| I am still in charge of all this, you know |
| I’ll destroy your puny attempts to assert control"
|
| Early morning sunday song,"feeling weak and strangely strong |
| Think i'll swim it's been too long |
| Then I'll shut my eyes |
| Early morning sunday here |
| Morning peaceful morning fear |
| Jumbled up and mixed oh dear |
| I've got a short supply"
|
| John does all the work,"Cuz he’s a robot, he’s a robot |
| Craig acts like a jerk |
| But he’s really not |
| He’s sexy Craig |
| If you try to scam screen writers |
| They’ll come after you, Craig will come after you |
| You don’t need to spend money to learn how to write |
| Just write |
| And John and Craig will teach you for free |
| Sexy"
|
| I joined the crypto bull run,"In February of 2021 |
| my lowest point was when I got involved in shitcoins |
| oh yeah, I got involved in shitcoins |
| I cut short a family walk |
| so I could be home in time for the launch |
| of the moon boobs coin |
| of the moon boobs |
| Moon boobs |
| Remember what's important in life |
| what's important important import |
| Remember what's important in life |
| Gotta remember remember |
| I joined the crypto bull run |
| In February of 2021 |
| my lowest point was when I got involved in shitcoins |
| oh yeah, I got involved in shitcoins |
| I cut short a family walk |
| so I could be home in time for the launch |
| of the moon boobs coin |
| of the moon boobs |
| Moon boobs |
| Remember what's important in life |
| Important in life |
| Important important |
| Remember what's important life |
| Important |
| Light in the high height |
| Important in life what's important in life |
| Remember what's important in life |
| Important to life |
| Important |
| Important in life |
| Remember what's important in life |
| Remember what |
| Remember what's important in life |
| Remember |
| Remember what's important in life"
|
| I been in movies,"I been on TV |
| I coulda been president |
| Back in 08 I |
| Was the front runner |
| But we all know how that went |
| Now they got me |
| On RICO charges |
| The same thing I used to use |
| I’m out on bond |
| I’m broken windows |
| I’m dog shit on your shoes |
| They called me America’s mayor |
| I’m well aware |
| Of the irony of all of this |
| Now all the pain and destruction I caused |
| Is coming back like an Oedipal kiss |
| I was getting |
| nice massage |
| When that indictment came down |
| They took my laptop |
| Probable cause |
| Who knows what they might have found |
| I’m too old for jail |
| Too soft for prison |
| But if I cooperate |
| There’s no amount of |
| Witness protection |
| I will have sealed my fate"
|
| Happiness smiles - frowns,"Laughter is the most beautiful sound |
| What’s the point if it isn’t fun |
| You get nothing done without passion |
| Oh, oh, oh That’s The Woz |
| He likes math tricks and gadgets |
| And Raspberry Pi Projects |
| He made a camera that detects hummingbirds |
| 3 kids and 7 grandkids |
| He loves taking road trips |
| He’d give you the shirt off his back |
| Just say the word |
| Oooo Woz has got |
| Everything he could ever want |
| Including honorary doctoral degrees |
| So on his birthday don’t email |
| No gifts, please as well |
| Please donate to his favorite charity |
| He invented the personal computer |
| Pouring his heart into subroutines |
| Remember when he was on Dancing With The Stars |
| And on Big Bang Theory |
| On Celebrity Watch Party |
| You can clearly see |
| Woz’s tender heart is on display |
| And he’s proud of being geek |
| And he feels so lucky |
| Cuz Janet loves him every minute of every day |
| Bent but never broken |
| He loves Inspiring Children |
| To be the kindest and most passionate they can be |
| He’s always got time for fans |
| So if you can lend a hand"
|
| Just home for a couple days Then,"it's up to CT |
| no Apple |
| maps Just |
| ways to keep it traffic free the baby |
| cries all the time she's old enough to |
| be bored she's not old enough to iPad |
| like her big brother Oak |
| Car trips car trips Summer |
| summer summertime Car |
| car trips Car |
| trips Summer |
| summer summertime car trips oh 35 hours in |
| the car I've |
| had enough we could have kept going another |
| two but it's time to stop the kids |
| separated by car seats so they mostly don't |
| fight but the little one one oh she's |
| had enough of being strapped in tight Car |
| trips car trips Summer |
| summer summer summer summertime Car |
| trips car trips car trips Summer |
| summer summer summer summer summer summertime Car |
| trips car trips car trips Pulling |
| over at the big rescue stop Everybody |
| has to pee we don't need the gas |
| yet but baby is nursing I've |
| driven across the country four times back and |
| forth it's so much slower with two kids |
| when they're old enough to be bored to |
| be bored on the car trips Car |
| trips Summer |
| summer summer summer summer summer summertime Car |
| trips cars Summer |
| summer summer summer summer summer summertime Car |
| trips car trips Summer |
| summer summer summer summer summertime Car |
| drips car drips Summer |
| summer summer summer summer summer summertime Ah |
| yeah it's hot I'm |
| sweaty Back |
| home for a few days but then going |
| up to see more family for the whole |
| rest of the summer that's what's going on |
| that's all that I have to say today |
| I think"
|
| "One shot, then I got another shot","In my left and then my right |
| And this cold just won’t quit |
| And it’s raining again outside |
| So I’m not feeling not feeling so hot |
| Vaccines and nfts |
| Nobody know what it means |
| The fabric of reality |
| Has come undone |
| So I’m not feeling not feeling so hot |
| I put my hoody up on my head |
| And I write my stupid song |
| Nobody is going to stop me |
| Nobody is gonna sing along"
|
| Three thousand nine hundred and ninety nine,"I’m doing all right yeah I’m doing just fine |
| When I hit 5000 songs I’ll be 40 years old |
| I hope I make it that far down the road |
| I’m the same person |
| But I’m also not |
| Same anxious stomach |
| Twisted into knots |
| Same rambling brain |
| Singing all my songs |
| Trying to make do |
| With what I’ve got |
| 4000 days ago I was sitting in LA |
| Thinking about how I was gonna write a song a day |
| So much has changed in 4000 days |
| In another 4000 it’ll be the year 2030 |
| Three thousand nine hundred and ninety nine |
| It’s been a wild ride and a steep steep climb |
| Whether you’ve listened 10 years or a day |
| Every single bit of it I appreciate"
|
| 72 hours of video are uploaded every minute,"To YouTube |
| That's a lotta video |
| That's about 26 weeks every hour |
| Or about 12 years every day |
| 12 years worth of video |
| Uploaded every day |
| Meanwhile |
| 500 years worth of Youtube videos |
| are watched every day on Facebook |
| 500 years of video |
| Every single day |
| That's 182,500 years |
| Watched in a year |
| There's so much video |
| There's so much video |
| If nobody sees your video |
| Does your video exist? |
| In 2011 YouTube had over 1 trillion views |
| That's 140 views for every person on earth |
| 70% of traffic comes from outside the US |
| Is this some kind of global unifier |
| Or just a giant mess |
| I've upload a video every single day to YouTube |
| For the last 3 and half years |
| Taken now in aggregate is it all just noise? |
| Or is it something more, |
| There's so much video |
| There's so much video |
| If nobody sees your video |
| Does your video exist?"
|
| Don't try to boil the ocean It,"was incredible We |
| embrace your inner muppet You |
| can't be what you can't see How |
| could we do that better What |
| you pay attention to grows pronouns on the |
| badges 5 minutes 20 slides and no notes |
| The weight of my heart Data |
| and dinosaurs My |
| colleagues and I are button obsessed Staying |
| hydrated so I can learn things What |
| happens when you unscan this carpet Performing |
| arts centers are the emergency response centers for |
| the soul Dangerously |
| close to several karaoke bars I took notes |
| and I never take notes of those things |
| No don't try to boil the ocean was |
| incredible Weak |
| Embrace your end In |
| my baby you can see what you can't |
| see How |
| could we do that better What |
| to pay attention to bronouns on the badges |
| 5 minutes total decides and oh no Figure |
| out who you are Go |
| all in on that Don't |
| be afraid You |
| can't break anything Anyone |
| trying to get matching tattoos People |
| want to engage with art much differently The |
| arts are more than just a nice to |
| have Is |
| there a human right Right |
| If you fail nobody is watching I've |
| already walked over a mile If |
| your work conference doesn't have a rock band |
| does it even really count No |
| no no Technology |
| should cater to us I found a bunch |
| of friends that share the same dream It |
| makes us like a family Don't |
| try to boil the ocean It |
| was incredible Weak |
| Embrace your end in my You |
| can't be what you can't see How |
| could we do that better But |
| pay attention to those pronouns on the badges |
| 5 minutes 25 and"
|
| How can I even tell when I'm,"angry? How |
| can I say that I don't care? Cause |
| you know that I do? That |
| I do? How |
| can I pull the rug from out beneath |
| you? How |
| can I see the stars inside your head? |
| Cause you know that I do? That |
| I do? How |
| can I smell the flowers up beneath you? |
| How can I say you don't move mountains |
| for me? How |
| can I go to great lengths in the |
| winter? How |
| can I stay sneeze when light hits on |
| my forehead? Cause |
| you know that I do? That |
| I do? How |
| can I even know when I'm |
| angry? How |
| can I tell you I don't care? It's |
| that you know that I do? That |
| I do, I do, I do, I do, |
| I do, I do, I do"
|
| It's raining in Delaware ,"my eyeballs are dry |
| I'm full but I'm hungry and I can't decide |
| Blisters or bullets are big enough to break |
| Hearts are lonely and the soul's on the make |
| It's raining in Delaware |
| It's raining in Delaware |
| It's raining in Delaware |
| Well, Miss Indromissie, |
| she missed her connection |
| She hung up on Harry, |
| she lost all discretion |
| Out on the ocean, she cast herself in |
| Pulled by the moon and her wrinkly skin |
| It's raining in Delaware |
| It's raining in Delaware |
| It's raining in Delaware |
| It's raining in Delaware |
| Moose are dangerous, more dangerous than bears |
| Hipsters are harmless, more harmless than squares |
| My eyeballs are drier than the great desert sands |
| It's raining in Delaware I'm not wearing pants |
| It's raining in Delaware |
| It's raining in Delaware |
| It's raining in Delaware |
| It's raining in Delaware |
| Yeah that was nice"
|
| I’m not bad at math,"Math is bad at me |
| I can’t build a boat |
| That could sail across the sea |
| But engineering won’t |
| Even look at me |
| And the water flows around |
| So tauntingly |
| I’m not bad at math |
| Math is bad at me |
| So I just play my guitar |
| I’m not bad at life |
| Life punched me in the face |
| Life kicked me in the butt |
| Straight into outer space |
| Gave me a nasty look |
| And my tongue lost it’s taste |
| Food just sat and stared |
| And said I was out of place |
| I’m not bad at life |
| Life punched me in the face |
| So I just play my guitar |
| I just play my guitar |
| I play it like the world is on fire |
| I play until my finger start to ache |
| And then i get so nervous that I shake |
| I’m not bad at dreams |
| Dreams want to wake me up |
| Dreams rip my legs apart |
| Until I say enough |
| Dreams where I’m falling |
| Into and out of love |
| Dreams where I’m calling |
| All the friends I can think of |
| I’m not bad at dreams |
| Dreams want to wake me up |
| So I just play my guitar |
| I’m not bad at dancing |
| My body’s in revolt |
| My body is a castle |
| And my brain is the moat |
| Fill me up with salt |
| And you can see me float |
| Fill me up with pizza |
| And you will see me bloat |
| I’m not bad at dancing |
| My body’s in revolt"
|
| Well it was only 72 years ago That,"the federal government suddenly said, “No more!” They |
| said, “No more cannabis” “No more hemp” And |
| since that day in August |
| they’ve shown nothing but contempt And |
| the story is a very simple one Full |
| of greed, bigotry, and ambition It’s |
| about hemp versus nylon And |
| William Randolph |
| Hearst And |
| a guy named Harry |
| J Anslinger |
| And if you know anyone who smokes the |
| stuff You |
| know it’s as harmless as can be But |
| our drug war will never be able to |
| get enough Until |
| everyone is rounded up and locked up for |
| eternity Well |
| first we have a company called Dupont |
| They invented nylon Well |
| hemp can do what nylon does, and do |
| it clean and cheap So |
| Dupont wanted to see it outlawed Add |
| to this Harry |
| J Anslinger |
| He was the first commissioner of the Federal |
| Bureau of Narcotics |
| And he set his sights on cannabis as |
| an easy way to prove his effectiveness You |
| see he characterized it as a dangerous drug |
| As for proof he pointed to those who |
| used it most Which |
| at that time was Mexican |
| workers and black jazz musicians So |
| clearly this drug had to be stopped And |
| in steps William |
| Randolph Hearst |
| Who makes Rupert |
| Murdoch kinda look like a saint And |
| every newspaper he owned Very |
| clearly showed how cannabis was the most dangerous |
| thing around But |
| if you know anyone who smokes the stuff |
| You know it’s as harmless as can be |
| But our drug war will never be able |
| to get enough Until |
| everyone is rounded up and locked up for |
| eternity Til |
| 72 years later it’s just a fact Pot |
| is dangerous drug, it’s as simple as that |
| Hemp’s the same as pot And |
| if you disagree you’re either a hippie or |
| some lunatic fringe wacko liberal fool But |
| I say no to your silly outdated laws |
| And I say yes to the very reasonable |
| cause I’ll |
| knit you something out of hemp Maybe |
| a scarf, or a hat, or a sweater |
| And then we can all go get high |
| and watch the sun set together But |
| if you know anyone who smokes the stuff |
| You know it’s as harmless as can be |
| But our drug war will never be able |
| to get enough Until |
| everyone is rounded up and locked up for |
| eternity x2"
|
| I can't write a song I gotta do,"the dishes I can't write a song I |
| gotta fold the clothes can't write a song |
| I gotta put the baby to bed I |
| can't write a song I gotta clean up |
| the house I can't write a song I |
| gotta write like five other songs I can't |
| write a song so please get out of |
| my way I gotta do the dishes I |
| gotta fold the clothes I gotta clean up |
| the house and put the baby to bed |
| Too bad too bad I don't got time |
| to write a song no no no no |
| no no no no no no no no |
| no no I gotta change his dirty diabe |
| I gotta sit with him I gotta clean |
| up all the kitchen I gotta write like |
| five other songs so I don't have time |
| to do my song I got lots of |
| other stuff to do Halloween |
| Halloween Halloween"
|
| I'm sick and I got a zit beneath my eye,"I just live with it I don't ask why |
| I drink some juice and scrub my face |
| I don't waste energy I don't have to waste |
| I do my best just all of the time |
| No matter what just all of the time |
| Whatever that means In words and rhyme |
| I do my best just all of the time |
| And sometimes my best is just a song |
| short short song and then back to lying down |
| That's all I got and please don't call it wrong |
| My best tonight is nothing very long"
|
| I remember my 1000th song,"Time is weird |
| I played a show in San Francisco |
| With all my friends |
| And the days go by like songs |
| And the days go by like nouns |
| It’ll be over before too long |
| Will any of it stick around? |
| Noun 1000 |
| Humans like to celebrate milestones |
| Every year |
| They get further and further apart |
| The more days you go |
| And the days go by like nouns |
| And the nouns go by likes songs |
| And just when you think you found |
| Your rhythm you get thrown off |
| 1000 days |
| 1000 ways |
| I have no wisdom here to offer you |
| Just another song |
| I remember my very first song |
| Time is strange |
| I remember the very first noun |
| Seems like yesterday"
|
| I keep having this dream,"Where my wife is leaving me |
| I don’t know what it means |
| I don’t know what it means |
| Keep having this other one |
| My mouth is filled with dust |
| No matter what I do |
| I can never rid of enough |
| And I don’t want to go to bed |
| With this bullshit projected |
| I want to fight my unconscious |
| To the death |
| Just say what’s on my mind |
| Don’t beat around it all night |
| Drag it into the light |
| So we can deal with it my guy |
| It’s just you and me in here |
| We got anxiety and fear |
| But you make it 10x worse |
| By giving me all these riddles"
|
| It was June 9th 2017,"At exactly 10:53 |
| Straybits claimed for free |
| Punk 7523 |
| 1 dollar transaction fee |
| 279 was the price of eth |
| He has a mask and a gold earring |
| And stray bits started to sing |
| I’ve claimed 17 punks this day |
| Zombies aliens and the apes |
| You all will make me proud one day |
| Now it’s June 10th 2020 |
| And Punk 7523 |
| Has been sold to Shalom Mackenzie |
| For 11.8 milllion usd |
| In an auction down at Southeby’s |
| SillyTuna has made so much money |
| And a world away StrayBits sits |
| Proud of his COVID Alien |
| Punks they come and punks they go |
| Impermanent as the rivers flow |
| You can let go or you can hold |
| It’s ok |
| I claimed 17 punks that day |
| Zombies aliens and the apes |
| You all made me proud to say |
| I knew you"
|
| I'm sitting underneath my desk if you're wondering,"why I'd |
| say you'd better not ask Cause |
| I'm not the kind of guy to tell |
| you why I'm |
| sitting underneath my desk I'm |
| not the kind of guy to tell you |
| why I'm |
| sitting on the floor and I'm |
| playing my bass I don't think that you |
| You should anymore in any case Ask |
| me why I'm |
| sitting on the floor no not anymore don't |
| ask me why Cause |
| I'm not that kind of guy not that |
| kind of guy not that kind of guy |
| I'm not that kind of guy I'm |
| not that kind of guy I'm |
| not that kind of My |
| wife is using the vacuum downstairs I'm |
| not sure if you can hear it or |
| if you care I'm |
| just sitting here writing a song at 9am |
| cause that's what I need to do today |
| God damn Don't |
| ask me why I am sitting on the |
| floor under my desk don't ask me why |
| I'm sitting on the floor under my desk |
| don't ask me why don't ask me why |
| don't ask me why don't ask me why |
| I'm sitting underneath my desk"
|
| Look in a crystal ball,"Puncture your lung |
| Think of all the times you |
| Could have died young |
| Could have been crippled |
| By regret or despair |
| Would have been hampered |
| If you went there |
| Hanging so loosely |
| From each arm |
| Skin that is dying |
| That's barely been worn |
| Feet that aren't moving |
| heart trapped in 4 |
| Dimensions above |
| This dimensional floor"
|
| I like a fish in the reef,"Cause |
| I know exactly what |
| I |
| Every day |
| I put on my face and |
| I try my best |
| In the old reverie |
| I swim this way and then |
| I swim there |
| I'm on the treadmill just like the rain |
| Can only go so far and |
| I can only play my guitar |
| And when a mosquito bites my head and |
| I think to myself |
| That mosquito should be fed to the fish and reef |
| The fish living in the reef |
| The fish in the |
| Ree |
| Fish living in the |
| Ree |
| Like a fish fishing |
| Cuz |
| I know exactly what |
| I mean |
| To push the rock up the hill |
| Just like |
| Sisyphus did |
| And |
| I'm like a goon |
| They call me |
| Believe the king |
| Fish in the |
| Ree |
| Fish in the reefs |
| Fish in the |
| Ree"
|
| Stress can be expressed in any number of ways,"From hair that's turning gray to zits upon your face |
| Physical manifestation of pain should not be taken lightly |
| The stress is making me sick or at least it might be |
| Stress |
| It's a real thing |
| Stress |
| Don't take it lightly |
| Stress |
| Just relax a little |
| Stress |
| Go take a bath"
|
| She's got nothing in her heart,"She's got nothing in mind |
| She's sure to knock em dead |
| But it's just another Saturday night |
| In Ojai |
| She's got a bone to pick with her husband |
| They haven't done it in 6 months |
| We used to envy her |
| She was insatiable once |
| In Ojai |
| What an entrance |
| Every head turns |
| She's wearing her black dress now |
| With a head move |
| She can cut you |
| But I still pity her anyhow |
| Cuz this is all she's got |
| And she's so, so scared |
| Could be a big blood clot |
| Could be slipping on the stairs |
| In Ojai |
| She quits smoking every week |
| Doing yoga out by the pool |
| She's listening to Nico Case |
| She's trying really, really hard to be moved |
| In Ojai |
| She's sick of all the sunshine |
| She'd prefer anything to this |
| Rain or snow or sleet or hail |
| But it's nothing but sunshiny bliss |
| In Ojai |
| Just beyond those mountains |
| Is a whole new outlook |
| She's just gotta do something drastic |
| She's getting in her car |
| All the pomeranians bark |
| The Rolling Stones on the radio |
| And she blasts it |
| Cuz this is all she's got |
| Here on the 101 |
| She hears applause |
| She's getting as far away as she can from"
|
| Mr. Beast and his friendlies,"Had a plan you could never ignore, oh |
| They’d muck about and climb a mountain |
| Never been climbed before, oh |
| So they shit in the snow |
| And they laughed, ho ho |
| Carrying on and shouting |
| And when they got up to the top |
| They called it Shopify Mountain |
| They called it Shopify Mountain |
| Where the Nazis sell their goods |
| Where the TERFs all sell their t-shirts |
| And the Klan all sell their hoods |
| Where the Libs of TikTok monetize |
| While the bomb threats are called in |
| And the billionaires win |
| And the fascists grin |
| And the temperatures rise |
| And the planet dies |
| They called it Shopify Mountain |
| They called it Shopify Mountain |
| Hans Zimmer did the score |
| It’s great content for YouTube |
| The big maw demands more |
| Anything to get those views |
| That’s what matters most |
| And the arctic melts |
| And we tighten our belts |
| And the world is fucked |
| But oh just our luck |
| They called it Shopify Mountain"
|
| On the Banana,"Bowl Drinking |
| Coronas and mojitos Jose |
| Peppers and fish tacos Living |
| it up in Cabo |
| Two great daughters Megan |
| and Brooke |
| She lives down in sh This |
| song is from her son in law Biv |
| She's kind loving and caring Happy |
| birthday Denise |
| Moir Happy |
| birthday Denise |
| Moir Oh |
| Moir Oh |
| yeah Short |
| little birthday song This |
| is a commission that I got You |
| know I I take commissions I work on |
| a Pay |
| what you want Most |
| people pay me like between 100 and 1000 |
| The most any individual has ever paid me |
| I think was it was 1400 for just |
| for a song with a little video But |
| if you ever want to commission a song |
| I'm available to do that Otherwise |
| keep those song requests coming and hope you |
| enjoyed it Love |
| you guys"
|
| Alexey Pertsev,"sits alone in a cell on Christmas |
| Eve He’s |
| been accused of of money laundering with crypto |
| currency He |
| was denied bail and won’t be home opening |
| presents with his wife All |
| for writing some open source code that the |
| government doesn’t like But |
| oh, oh, oh That’s |
| justice SBF |
| is cozy and warm lighting the menorah tonight |
| He stole billions of dollars and ruined millions |
| of lives He |
| was granted bail for a quarter billion dollars |
| the judge didn’t bat an eye Drinking |
| orange juice with his shoes off first class |
| on a flight But |
| oh, oh, oh That’s |
| justice Millions |
| of people spending Christmas |
| in jail just for smoking some weed How |
| many more are suffering there accused falsely One |
| is too many and many more than that |
| is a heavy price to pay For |
| living in this place we call some kind |
| of society But |
| oh, oh, oh That’s |
| justice"
|
| I wrote my first song,"On a pizza box |
| When I was 12 years old |
| The first lines were |
| I look into the distance |
| I need to be helped |
| That’s all I remember |
| It was 25 years ago |
| Quarter of a century I’ve been doing this |
| Where it’s gonna take me |
| I have no way to know |
| But I do it for myself more than anything |
| Back then I always dreamed |
| Of being like Bob |
| And then Lou and Tom and Jojo |
| It took a long time |
| To find my voice |
| And I still let all those guys show |
| Things never quite go |
| The way that you expect them |
| I started writing a song a day |
| 9 years ago |
| 3287 days ago |
| I didn’t mean for it to be a whole thing |
| But here I am |
| So I make the best of it |
| It’s not exactly what I wanted |
| But I try my best |
| And grow a bit each day |
| I can’t ever stop learning |
| Thank you for joining me |
| Mostly anonymous |
| I do it for myself, I do it for you |
| If you pick up your pencil |
| Your guitar or make something |
| Because you saw me doing it, that’s special |
| That means something to me"
|
| Spent all day yesterday working my butt Then,"I watched the debate and stayed up late |
| Then I woke at 5:30 cuz my little |
| one woke up Now |
| I’m tired as can be, but things are |
| great I’ve |
| been married to my wife, to my wife |
| For two years, it’s my life, it’s my |
| life No |
| matter what else happens to us She |
| is the one I will always love I |
| got a lot to do today so I’ll |
| make this quick Songs |
| to write and scenes to fix I took |
| a bunch of tape and on the wall |
| I did stick Get |
| yourself there into the mix I’ve |
| been married to my wife, to my wife |
| For two years, it’s my life, it’s my |
| life No |
| matter what else happens to us She |
| is the one I will always love"
|
| "Sunrise, Sunset","Each day is all we get |
| Each second as the glacier melts |
| Don't waste time chasing |
| Down the taste making |
| Perfect little pets |
| The conveyer belt |
| Inside we'll find |
| we'll make up your mind |
| Our decisions are our own |
| We were born |
| Some day we'll die |
| And water will be stone |
| We sit silent |
| On the horizon |
| Collecting memories |
| On the internet |
| We don't need voices |
| We don't need boxes |
| We hold each other |
| On the internet |
| We say everyday |
| Pretty much the same thing |
| And we mean it from our hearts |
| we say in the same way |
| With our eyes ablaze |
| When we're not afraid to start |
| There's fear here |
| It cuts loud and clear |
| It can stop or it can go |
| But bigger than |
| Any master plan |
| Is the foggy mess that grows |
| We sit silent |
| On the horizon |
| Collecting memories |
| On the internet |
| We don't need voices |
| We don't need boxes |
| We hold each other |
| On the internet |
| We build and we break |
| With big and little stakes |
| And what we make is bigger still |
| Some scoff and some laugh |
| But we ignore all that |
| Because we're under a spell |
| And the moon blinks |
| And the darkness drinks |
| And the feelings rise and fall |
| And the morning comes |
| We stick out our tongues |
| catch the daylight as it calls"
|
| if it's got to do with the government,"then look and sure enough |
| where can a parent find childcare information for her child |
| where can a student find a student loan? |
| if you're looking for childcare |
| or want to register to vote |
| there's a website you will love |
| USA.gov"
|
| Here I go again down the same old,"room I don't know my friend I don't |
| know everything that I don't know Every |
| time I think I got my arms around |
| the truth Staring |
| into space and I'm |
| looking to you I don't know what I |
| don't know Only |
| unknown Unknown |
| I start in the shore Here |
| I go again it's just a sing all |
| day tell my name my friend I don't |
| know what word to sing I don't know |
| I don't know the things I don't know |
| look out I don't know Every |
| time I think I got my arms around |
| the tree I find myself in a pit |
| and I'm |
| looking up at you I don't know what |
| I don't know oh no good library the |
| built in library could build world library oh |
| yeah here I go again Climbing |
| up the same old tree don't look to |
| me my friend you're looking for your destiny |
| I don't know don't know anything I don't |
| know no no anything I don't know no |
| no I don't know Cause |
| any time I try to wrap my mind |
| around the truth I find myself at the |
| bottom of a pit and I'm |
| looking up at you Every |
| time I'm |
| think that I made it out I fall |
| back into the big mouth dumping mouth like |
| a sick or no in my form just |
| going too far Push |
| up down there I don't know I don't |
| know so many I know I know I |
| know beyond the no beyond beyond"
|
| "But I dream of another world, saving all","man kind I’m |
| just a little elfin boy, not a hero |
| like legends of old But |
| I’ve got something inside of me that’ll make |
| your blood run cold This |
| forest is so confining At |
| night when the walls seem to close in |
| on me, I can hear a new life |
| calling Wish |
| I had a fairy, a friend to talk |
| to when I was feeling down When |
| there’s no other sound I’m |
| just a little elfin boy I get a |
| green tunic this year When |
| my birthday comes and goes, I’ll |
| still be right here I’m |
| just a little elfin boy, but someday I’ll |
| be a man You |
| better believe that when that day comes I’m |
| gonna do all that I can Make |
| my own adventure, ride my horse through the |
| fields of holly They’ll |
| tell my stories, a legend they’ll call me |
| I can almost taste it No |
| challenge that I can’t surmount No |
| enemy so big that I cannot face it"
|
| How many times did he just love you,"to play How |
| many times Live |
| all night Cause |
| they choose something turned out great Glamorous |
| There's one like this It's |
| just work baby it's work It's |
| just work We |
| can glorify it We |
| can store fire You |
| can make it all seem great At |
| the end of the day you're still just |
| you You |
| gotta live with yourself that way Not |
| no not any way is glamorous no not |
| at all Anybody |
| makes it seem that way to tell a |
| lie that's all Not |
| memories It's |
| worth it's worth baby it's just work It's |
| work It's |
| work It's |
| work baby it's just work It's |
| work It's |
| work It's |
| work baby it's work Maybe |
| you think that everything turns out exactly the |
| way that you want Maybe |
| you got these plans in your head it |
| always just It |
| just work baby just work It |
| just works"
|
| Back I'm going back,"Back to where I started from |
| Back I'm going back, oh |
| Back to where I started from |
| It's not, no it's not |
| The place that I call my home |
| But it's where I'm going, oh |
| Every time you set out |
| You find out what you are made of |
| Getting lost and lost control |
| You face the thing you're most afraid of |
| I was gone but now I'm back |
| In the space my face reflects the changes |
| Blue sky above me says |
| Do your best to stay outrageous |
| Do your best to remain outrageous |
| Back I'm going back |
| Back to where I started from |
| Back I'm going back, oh |
| Back to where I started from |
| It's not, no it's not |
| The place that I call my home |
| But it's where I'm going, oh |
| Mother nature outside |
| Mother nature inside you screaming |
| Remembering the first time |
| Parse the clues to find some meaning |
| If the meaning isn't there |
| Mocking birds will start to singing |
| City sounds around you will |
| Hark the windy angel bringing |
| Bringing me back |
| Back I'm going back |
| Back to where I started from |
| Back I'm going back, oh |
| Back to where I started from |
| It's not, no it's not |
| The place that I call my home |
| But it's where I'm going, oh |
| Fences neighbors ratio |
| Good to bad and there's a difference |
| Turn up the radio |
| You're on the road |
| To deliverance |
| I wandered far and wound up here |
| I'll never stay away for long |
| Gravity and magnetic fields |
| The pull the pull is just too strong |
| Back I'm going back |
| Back to where I started from |
| Back I'm going back, oh |
| Back to where I started from |
| It's not, no it's not |
| The place that I call my home |
| But it's where I'm going, oh"
|
| Time time time time Time,"Time to do my song it's time to |
| do my song it's time do my song |
| Is chime to my song it's time you |
| to do my Time |
| to do my Time |
| Time to do my song I gotta sit |
| down I gotta take a bed I gotta |
| sing a song I gotta sing it I |
| gotta sit down and think the song and |
| sing Pick |
| up my guitar and I throw it away |
| Time time to do my song all the |
| time Time |
| time to do my song I say this |
| time Time |
| time to do my song do my song"
|
| Should I take guitar lessons or not,"Have I been giving |
| All that I got |
| Will I ever change or grow |
| Or am I growing but I just don’t know |
| Cuz it’s too slow |
| Well it could be |
| We’ll just wait and see |
| But is that just me |
| Being lazy |
| What happens at the end of my story |
| Do I go out |
| In a blazing ball of glory |
| Can I be what I set out to be |
| Can I stay wild and stay free |
| Can I take opportunity |
| Well it could be |
| We’ll just wait and see |
| But is that just me |
| Being lazy"
|
| Compassion is not a sexy word,"But on you darlin It's so sexy it's absurd |
| When you're laughing at yourself |
| When you're smiling about it all |
| The mistakes and cranky feelings |
| That drip down your inner walls |
| I fall in love |
| Compassion is a word so steeped in stuff |
| It's dismissible even though there's clearly not enough |
| And you're staring at me |
| Across a great divide |
| Telling me how it is |
| No running, numbing hide |
| I fall in love |
| Can you love yourself |
| As much as I love you |
| Can you forgive |
| All the mistakes you do |
| In my arms |
| Our normal you are true |
| You are you |
| Compassion is best with no pretense |
| We're hard, hard wired to feel it for our friends |
| But when it comes to ourselves |
| The story gets delayed |
| So when I see you doing it |
| My heart's in full display |
| I fall in love |
| Can you love yourself |
| As much as I love you |
| Can you forgive |
| All the mistakes you do |
| In my arms |
| Our normal you are true |
| You are you"
|
| I don't have time ,"or energy to write |
| my song"
|
| They’ll try to tear you down,"They’ll try to break your heart |
| They don’t know you’re stronger than them |
| Together we stand or we fall apart |
| Don’t lose hope |
| Don’t lose hope |
| They’ll say anything |
| They’ll throw the kitchen sink |
| They don’t want you to look too hard |
| They don’t want you to feel or think |
| That in 50 years |
| The world is still here |
| But better |
| We’ve grown beyond |
| Our childish fears |
| Together |
| They’ll try every trick they know |
| They’ll throw a red brick through your window |
| They don’t want us to unite |
| And to fight for what is right |
| and"
|
| I’m an extrasolar planet for you,"You know the earth is totally screwed |
| I’m an extrasolar planet for you |
| And you can call me Mom |
| I bought your favorite toys, yeah |
| We’ll have fun |
| You’ll be my itty bitty girls and boys, yeah |
| You’ll be my little bitty girls and boys |
| There comes a time in every species life |
| Where they’ve gotta look around and make the tough decisions |
| The dinosaurs couldn’t face the hard facts |
| They ended up extinct and buried in tar pits |
| But don’t let that happen |
| No, don’t let that happen |
| Don’t let that happen to you |
| I’ve got 17 moons |
| I’m an extrasolar planet for you |
| I make the earth look like a prude |
| I’m an extrasolar planet for you |
| I made your bed |
| I made you cookies and tea |
| I’m the Garden of Eden |
| And you can eat from my forbidden tree, yeah |
| You can eat from my forbidden tree |
| Think you’re old enough to know the meaning of the universe? |
| So come on over and I’ll tell it to you |
| Whatcha got to lose? |
| Your mother doesn’t love you |
| First thing when you get here I am going to hug you |
| So come, come on over |
| Yeah, come, come on over |
| Yeah, come, come on over to me! |
| To me! |
| Yeah!"
|
| I got a nice idea,"How about we a |
| Don’t live in fear |
| Any more |
| Sure as shit seems hard |
| When the trees are on fire in the yard |
| But you can open your heart |
| To the core |
| When the world starts failing |
| And the sun ain’t a given |
| You got no room |
| To rearrange how you’re living |
| It doesn’t take much to |
| Forget what you know |
| All you gotta do is let go |
| Watch the lights go down |
| Watch you get along with what you thought |
| You couldn’t live without |
| You’re stuck in lost and found |
| Make the best of it |
| You hear it calling, the void |
| You’re holding on for dear life oh boy |
| You might as well enjoy |
| The test of it"
|
| Pulling out all the stops,"Getting off all your rocks |
| Strip away all that you’re not |
| Is anything left at all |
| You are finally on your own |
| Giving yourself a break |
| Sleep walking or awake |
| To impatient not to wait |
| For the final birthday cake"
|
| When things go wrong,"I just make a song |
| I bang a gong |
| I try to stand strong |
| I go long |
| I play some pong |
| And donkey kong |
| When things go wrong |
| I just make a little tiny stupid song"
|
| I'm covered in Jesus,"blood I'm |
| covered in Jesus |
| blood I'm |
| covered in Jesus |
| blood I'm |
| covered in Jesus |
| blood I'm |
| covered in Jesus |
| blood I'm |
| covered in Jesus |
| blood I'm |
| covered in Jesus |
| blood I'm |
| covered in Jesus |
| blood Driving |
| out of this Ohio |
| parking lot is a woman who just attended |
| a church service with dozens of other people |
| I wouldn't be anywhere else Aren't |
| you concerned You |
| could infect other people No |
| People who don't go to this No |
| They could get me sick But |
| they're not because I'm |
| covered in his blood I'm |
| covered in Jesus |
| blood I'm |
| covered in Jesus |
| blood I'm |
| covered in Jesus |
| blood I'm |
| covered in Jesus |
| blood I'm |
| covered in Jesus |
| blood I'm |
| covered in Jesus |
| blood I'm |
| covered in Jesus |
| blood I'm |
| covered in Jesus |
| blood No |
| no no no I'm |
| covered in Jesus |
| blood All |
| of these people go to this church I |
| go to the grocery store every day I'm |
| in Walmart |
| Home Depot |
| all of those people I'm |
| covered in Jesus |
| blood I'm |
| covered in Jesus |
| blood I'm |
| covered in Jesus |
| blood I'm |
| covered in Jesus |
| blood I'm |
| covered in Jesus |
| blood Blood |
| I'm covering Jesus |
| I'm covered in Jesus |
| blood I'm |
| covered in Jesus'blood |
| I'm covered in Jesus |
| blood"
|
| Little birdy little birdy what have you got,"To say to me today? |
| I'm on my way to where the air is clear |
| And I fear I'm here for one more year |
| Just another soul that'll disappear when |
| The sun it sets and it gets colder |
| And hotter at the same time like an arctic hell |
| Where the people yell and scream |
| Cause they got lost in each other's dreams |
| It seems far-fetched but Don't be fooled by school |
| Or gods or ends and odds the great big ox of life |
| Is pulling at you don't get an ugly tattoo you'll regret it |
| When you let it find you, uh oh |
| Praying might help and meditation could help you also |
| But there this thing the more you try |
| The more you fail |
| And that is why you keep on trying |
| Until you're dying then you stop |
| That moment when you're dying must be |
| very scary moment I think |
| But at least there's a great unknown |
| To jump into and be absorbed |
| Or just float away to nothingness |
| Nanananaananan |
| Nanananaananan |
| Nanananaananan |
| Nanananaananan |
| Na na"
|
| Tony Danza puking up unicorns,"Tony Danza puking up hearts |
| Tony Danza puking up mona |
| On a plane |
| On a plane |
| On a plane |
| Tony Danza puking up lilies |
| Tony Danza puking up stars |
| Tony Danza puking up angela |
| On a plane |
| On a plane |
| On a plane |
| Who's the boss of puking?"
|
| You know about potatoes,"Soy and rice and wheat |
| Cabbage and carrots |
| All these foods we eat |
| But one plant is sitting there |
| Just waiting to play |
| Sammy The Chlamy |
| Will be famous someday x 2 |
| She’s got two tails on her head |
| She’s a got a big eye that is red |
| And she collects more carbon and less oxygen |
| Yeah her pyrenoid is amazing |
| great big ball of protein |
| But all the other plants are so mean |
| And they’re making fun |
| They say, “Hey hey Sammy |
| Real plants don’t move around |
| You can swim every which way |
| We are rooted to the ground |
| They say, “Hey hey Sammy |
| You don’t do photorespiration |
| It may be wasteful but come on now |
| It’s the way that it’s done |
| And so we hate you |
| Because you’re different |
| And Sammy felt bad |
| With only one chloroplast |
| As she produced a ton of lipids |
| And she’s not even multi cellular |
| But then the planet started to warm |
| And the humans ran out of food |
| And the scientists started looking |
| For something new |
| plant that’s so efficient |
| That it can grow so much faster |
| That will use more co2 |
| To avoid this natural disaster |
| And they said |
| “Hey hey Chlamy |
| Can you show us that neat trick again |
| What did you call it? The Carbon concentrating mechanism |
| Hey hey Chlamy |
| Can you teach all the other plants |
| To do what you do cuz it’s down to you |
| We just might stand a chance |
| And we’d love you |
| You could save us |
| And Sammy the Chlamy |
| And all the other plantys |
| They worked straight through the night |
| And lo and behold by the sunrise gold |
| Fresh in the morning light |
| Rice could focus on Co2 |
| Ignoring oxygen |
| Potato was growing so so fast |
| And soy said isn’t this fun? |
| And Sammy’s tails just wagged |
| They raised the Chlamydomonas flag |
| Sammy the Chlamy saved |
| The entire human race |
| And she was glad |
| And she was glad"
|
| I live alone,"I don't know with all my friends |
| We talk about life and everything |
| Get around to me |
| That's what |
| I want to be |
| I wanna be the enemy |
| I wanna be the |
| On the pleas of |
| Africa in the tourist of true |
| I could be anything |
| I want |
| Run and run and run there's no way to run"
|
| I’ll tell you a story,"Every word is true |
| How I hired somebody |
| To do what they love to do |
| I was working on a record |
| All about animals |
| And I needed a n album cover |
| And I didn’t know where to turn |
| My wife suggested Dribble |
| Where designers share what they’re working on |
| I emailed a few people |
| And that’s how I met Megan |
| Megan did a great job |
| So thank you Dribble |
| For helping us to connect |
| You were in the middle |
| With your strong community |
| It was not hard |
| To find the illustrator that I needed |
| Oh yeah"
|
| Well I didn't know Jesus,"personally but I heard he was a really |
| great guy he fought for what he believed |
| in and he turned the other cheek when |
| some dude punched him in the eye I |
| heard my goats and I mind my business |
| But I think that the Romans |
| should die die die die Because |
| I looked and I saw him up on |
| the cross and I still don't understand why |
| well I didn't know Jesus |
| personally but I think we had some mutual |
| friends According |
| to Facebook |
| at least last time I looked he knew |
| Sarah Fiona |
| and Jen |
| I think I saw him at a party |
| once but that was way back when when |
| When When |
| I was living in LA |
| trying to make it I was so much |
| younger than Well |
| I didn't know Jes |
| But nobody deserves what he got Walking |
| along just minding his business and then he |
| got shot and wouldn't you know that they |
| wouldn't indict because of all the corrupt cop |
| cops so many years the future won't be |
| here until these murders stop until these murders |
| stop"
|
| I'm running on fumes I don't know what,"to do I'm |
| sitting here thinking I should drink more water |
| I don't know where I am Am |
| I even right here Do |
| I exist or am I just a figment |
| of my imag Imagination |
| who are you Where |
| did you come from Were |
| you sent here by the author of this |
| play What |
| am I doing Could |
| I be like that cloud up in the |
| sky Just |
| going about my way Imagination |
| Imagination I don't know why I sit at |
| the intersection of this life I'm |
| running on fuse I'm |
| looking like a saber tooth Little |
| long for this world A |
| little bit longer is all I got I |
| don't know what to do I'm |
| just a saber tooth dodo I'm |
| a monkey up in the tree and I |
| don't know who I be Imagination |
| Imagination Imagination |
| Putme down and wind me up and watch |
| me go into the back of the truck |
| and Fanny |
| Ludd you might make it even if I |
| don't dip Imagination |
| Imagination Imagination |
| Imagination O"
|
| Does every generation think the breakneck pace of,"change is overwhelming 500 years ago was this |
| something people said everything is new every couple |
| years it's amazing it's hard to keep your |
| feet on the ground it's hard to wrap |
| your head around and it won't let up |
| anytime soon is this normal or is it |
| something new? does every generation think the big |
| big crash is imminent, yeah it's coming 4000 |
| years ago was this a thing they worried |
| about? disaster seems to be thing to keep |
| us humming we're lab rats on the scientist |
| slab Following |
| a voice with a gift for gab I |
| guess that's the way it's always been even |
| way back to the beginning adam and eve |
| were cast out and everything changed so quick |
| things got more complicated god was such a |
| dick but then the pace of change just |
| kept going and before long We |
| learned too much and the human touch meant |
| something was lost and gone in the small |
| time markets and the big time algorithms you |
| can see it there's a ecosystem growing in |
| the place of the old if this is |
| the way it's gonna be then so be |
| it but is it the natural way or |
| is it some new thing all toge ther |
| are we coming up to the edge of |
| a cliff standing on the edge will we |
| slip"
|
| Do you have lonely walls Do,"they cry out in their emptiness Oh |
| I wish you would put something upon me |
| Well maybe you all support the tears with |
| the same old pictures across the years Oh |
| you're so used to me you don't even |
| see you stick pins you hammer nails into |
| This other stuff is just so gummy and |
| it leaves a gross residue Well |
| I am telling you that I want something |
| new today Whoa |
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|
| Tear the heads off barbies,"And see the naked bodies |
| In the shoe box you brought me |
| Never said you’re sorry |
| And the life size cut out |
| Dad said not in this house |
| And while I’m waiting for the school bus |
| I’m covered in white out |
| And I never said nothing |
| About how I’m feeling |
| Cuz I didn’t want to give |
| You the satisfaction |
| You’re gonna get me in trouble |
| And you’re starting to bug me |
| I bite your hand when |
| From behind you bear hug me |
| Shitting in the mailbox |
| And setting it on fire |
| Take that Mr. Olinaurd"
|
| "Jonathan, hey Yeah,","Jonathan Write |
| a song about Pepe |
| Why, Jonathan |
| Cuz it’s the hot new thing Ok |
| by why Cuz |
| he’s so cute He’s |
| a little green guy So |
| it’s a coin meme Yeah |
| Jonathan Is |
| it a Matt |
| Furie thing No |
| Jonathan Then |
| what’s the draw 10000x returns That |
| sounds shady Will |
| they ever learn Pepe |
| is he the most famous meme in the |
| world? Pepe |
| is he sorta famous for being famous like |
| Paris Hilton |
| or Kim |
| Kardashian? Jonathan, |
| hey Yeah, |
| Jonathan What |
| you got against Pepe |
| Nothing Jonathan |
| But this exuberance Yeah |
| Jonathan Makes |
| me nervous Oh |
| I see Jonathan |
| Like we’re headed for a crash That |
| was 2022 There |
| could be more to smash So |
| says you Well |
| what do you think That |
| we should ape I think for Pepe |
| It’s way too late Jonathan, |
| hey Yeah, |
| Jonathan Let’s |
| ape into Pepe |
| No Jonathan |
| Then what do we do The |
| same as all along Another |
| day Another |
| song"
|
| Come watch me get old,"See how my years unfold |
| One day at a time |
| You can have it all |
| There’s nothing that’s mine |
| This is your life |
| See the lines of my face |
| Get deeper and deeper each day |
| See my back bend |
| The distance between us |
| Soft as the wind |
| This is your life |
| And when I die |
| Then if you have come to rely |
| On seeing me here |
| Take to the streets |
| And look to the sky because"
|
| Who has the power?,"I stand against them |
| Who has no power? |
| I stand with them |
| It is a simple rubric |
| That buddha Mohamad and Jesus |
| Who hates the stranger? |
| I stand against them |
| Who loves the stranger? |
| I stand with them |
| Who has the answers? |
| I stand against them |
| Who has the questions? |
| I stand with them"
|
| How do you work,"When you feel like dirt |
| Sedentary ground |
| Deep deep down |
| In the cold cold earth |
| How do you work |
| I got so much work |
| I got so much to do |
| I got no time for you |
| And i feel like a schmoo |
| Sorry sorry sorry sorry"
|
| Nepotism,"in the white house |
| Daughter and son in law |
| no way no how |
| Can you imagine |
| If obama |
| had hired his grown daughters |
| all the drama |
| and from the grand old |
| nary a peep |
| and now if you’ll excuse me |
| i’ll go to sleep |
| The flames of indignance |
| The"
|
| Sailin',"down the sand dunes |
| Gosh i |
| hope that the moon |
| Doesn't fall down x 3 |
| Climbin; |
| Up the rock face |
| All my |
| Marbles misplaced |
| On the ground |
| And my head's in heaven, my head's in heaven |
| Cause my head's been severed, my head's been severed |
| And I never drink a pint before the rocks |
| Fall down on my and break the locks |
| of my heart |
| Rescue |
| All the children |
| Left to |
| All their feelings |
| Sad clowns |
| Missles |
| Toes and kneecaps |
| Broken |
| In the aftermath |
| Hearts pound"
|
| If thoughts were explosions,"I’d be smithereens |
| My body’d be scattered |
| If bombs were dreams |
| If telephones were turtles |
| They’d be able to swim |
| When Jesus said nothing |
| I wanted to be like him |
| I’m watching the tv |
| And waiting and waiting |
| Inside my brain |
| There’s a palpitating |
| If brooms were gophers |
| They would be dim |
| When Jesus said nothing |
| I wanted to be like him"
|
| It’s a pattern that revealed to me,"The more we struggle to be free |
| The more we hold on to who we are |
| The worse we’re gonna feel |
| I care about what other people think |
| But if I use that feeling to look within |
| Maybe there’s something that I can learn |
| So that I don’t feel so bad |
| Everyday I’m trying to forget |
| The fact that I’m gonna die |
| But if I were living forever |
| I’m not sure that’d I’d want to be a good guy |
| So where do you draw the line |
| Between just sitting there feeling fine |
| And going out looking for pleasure |
| Trying to avoid pain |
| Embracing or rejecting change |
| When your feet are buried in sand |
| The waves crash around you and |
| You’re breathing out just like the water |
| Jellyfish dot the beach |
| Every moment of everyday |
| If you live in fear and apathy |
| At some point you will come to say |
| Please just give me peace |
| I’m tired of the knowledge |
| That I’m gonna die |
| But if I were living forever |
| I’m not sure that’d I’d want to be a good guy |
| So where do you draw the line |
| Between just sitting there feeling fine |
| And going out looking for pleasure |
| Trying to avoid pain |
| Embracing or rejecting change"
|
| The Aye,"Aye lives in madagascar and is remarkable fearless |
| the star nosed mole can tell if something's |
| food or not in 8 milliseconds Tarsiers |
| are the only known living entirely carnivorous primates |
| The angora rabbit must be monitored closely to |
| prevent wool block which is when their digestive |
| track is clogged with hair Giant |
| isopods have the largest fertilized eggs of all |
| known marine invertebrates Kiwa |
| hirsuta was discovered in '05 was deemed a |
| new genus and is thought to be blind |
| Leafy Sea |
| Dragons have been observed staying in one place |
| for up to 68 hours"
|
| Spider crawling on me,"The grass |
| That's what you get that's what you get |
| Spiders all crawling up my ass |
| That's what you get that's what you get |
| When you do your spider thing on the grass |
| When you do your singing on the grass |
| Lots of birds flying all around me in the grass |
| And lots of wind making it so you can't hear me |
| In the gray grass |
| In the |
| Colorado evening grass |
| All around me |
| Now don't fall in the cactus that will really hurt |
| In the grass in the grass |
| Spider crawling on me |
| In the grass in the grass on the grass in the grass |
| I can only sing about what |
| I see all around me |
| In the grass in the grass |
| O |
| In the grass in the grass"
|
| I'm excited for the new macs coming,"feel gleeful and kind of dumb and |
| like a jerk for being so excited |
| but there's no way to fight it |
| Gonna miss steve up on the stage and |
| That way he had it was an amazing way |
| To make you believe what he was selling |
| What's coming tomorrow there's no telling |
| I'm excited for the new macs dropping |
| retina screens and eyeballs popping |
| jaws on the floor no ethernet |
| let me have two hard drives yeah |
| in my macbook pro i beg you |
| thinner lighter but still let me do |
| things the way i've come to rely on |
| what else is new in mountain lion"
|
| Your brain,"Is coming undone |
| And the magic in your heart |
| Can’t control the stun gun |
| So take a back seat |
| To your nervous system |
| Life is talking to you |
| But you won’t ever listen |
| Bear your soul |
| To the text field |
| You’ll go no further without a wooden shield |
| So grab the master sword |
| And throw it overboard |
| This ain’t your daddy’s quest |
| That your moving toward |
| If you’re really nice |
| I’ll let you see how I |
| Break apart the ocean |
| And fill it up with sky |
| I don’t know who you are |
| And frankly I don’t care |
| When I close my eyes |
| I know you’re not there"
|
| You barely turn a profit,"On the backs of million artist |
| You don’t get where you are |
| Without be cruel and ruthless |
| You dictate to us |
| Because you’re good at capitalism |
| And I’m sorry Daniel Ek that’s not |
| Something to be proud of |
| So shut the fuck up |
| With all due respect |
| You make a living |
| Exploiting the heck |
| Out of people already so squeezed |
| We are barely holding on |
| So shut the fuck up |
| Watch your words |
| With your 4 billion dollar |
| Net worth |
| Money can buy you everything |
| But you can’t buy a conscience |
| Daniel Ek |
| I’m thankful for the check I get every month |
| It’s not much, but yes some is better than none |
| But the problem is when you open your |
| Mouth to say |
| It’s your fault if it’s not working, do it this way |
| Because, Daniel Ek, you live in a different plane |
| Of existence you got Billionaire’s brain |
| You think you earned all the money you got |
| But the fact is you stole it and just never |
| Got caught"
|
| Summer’s almost over And,"the bear market is as long as my |
| beard And |
| yeah I lied in my tweet You |
| can’t believe anything that you read around here |
| We’re all full of shit But |
| this is it This |
| is all I got Whether |
| you like it or not This |
| is all I got There’s |
| a cool breeze blowing And |
| the market is just like a hurricane And |
| there’s no moral to the story Just |
| a simple melody refrain: We’re |
| all full of shit But |
| this is it This |
| is all I got Whether |
| you like it or not This |
| is all I got I was pushing our |
| foster baby on the swing And |
| suddenly noticed the beauty in everything How |
| the green of the trees stood out against |
| the blue of the sky The |
| snot was running down his nose and he |
| started to cry First |
| of September |
| I think we got at least another year |
| But nothing ever goes as planned And |
| you can’t believe anything that you hear We’re |
| all full of shit But |
| this is it This |
| is all I got Whether |
| you like it or not This |
| is all I got"
|
| "Carlos just found a dildo in his coffee,","Emily is goofy wears funny green glasses, |
| Aubrey's always fed up and she's uber serious |
| Maggie hisses like a snake she's moving to China, |
| Farhad hates everyone and wants to kill them, |
| working in admissions |
| in the summer sun |
| this is how we do it at bennington |
| Farhad comes in and challenges Carlos |
| to an official Tiger Championship Shoot-em-Up Fight Round, |
| Carlos is nervous, but wants to prove his manliness |
| Maggie flips her shit and starts wailing on Farhad |
| Aubrey's speaking japanese to break up the fight |
| emmett keenan Emily are making coffee out of sight |
| working in admissions |
| in the summer sun |
| this is how we do it at bennington"
|
| Sick sick sick,"I’m so sick |
| I feel like a brick |
| Tired and thick |
| Gonna lay down |
| Don’t wanna hang around |
| Election has me scared |
| Nervous cuz I care |
| But right now I’m sick |
| That’s all"
|
| I know we’ve had our differences,"In the past |
| Some nasty words were said and sung |
| But those feelings were recast |
| I read you every day |
| Every day I write a song |
| And when my songs are relevant |
| Sometimes you pass them right along |
| Though some commenters |
| Seem to hate me |
| I don’t take it personal |
| We’re all just doing our best out here |
| In the dusty old wild and virtual |
| So congratulations TechCrunch |
| On the acquisition |
| AOL owns a lot of blogs |
| I read several of ‘em |
| (Several of ‘em) |
| I hope you will not change |
| (Not change) |
| And the feeling stays the same |
| (Stays the same) |
| And you continue to grow |
| And you continue to grow |
| TechCrunch |
| Grow"
|
| Moksi like to jump on your lap,"even though He was to big |
| He loved his mom and he loved his dad |
| And he loved Eric Grundhauser |
| He had a sweet personality so much so that I didn't know |
| That he had been abused |
| That took me by surprise |
| And it was patience and with love |
| That Stephen and Kaarin nursed him back to his true nature |
| Goodbye Moksi |
| You good, good dog |
| Goodbye Moksi |
| You good, good dog |
| I'll miss you on my lap when I come over |
| I'll miss your shining eyes and oh Moksi goodbye, goodbye"
|
| whistling down the boulevard calling out your song,"it's a stretch of road i'm familiar with |
| ears closed and bound too strong on the |
| corner there's an argument who's better and who's |
| first old men discuss the weather a bounding |
| whiplash curse glory only for those misfits that |
| refuse to use the same ingredients that everybody's |
| used toiling and breaking down in the middle |
| of the press of people in the park |
| where you can never get enough sisters talk |
| to brothers about the things they never should |
| have done and said in private but really |
| it's all good another step and i'll be |
| gone too far for you to find if |
| it helps you feel better though i'll leave |
| my heart behind"
|
| Song A Day remixed,"Song A Day remixed |
| 10 songs from year 1 |
| Inside out and with a twist |
| Eclectic Method along with |
| 10 amazing artists |
| It’s Song A Day Remixed |
| Day #53 |
| This is it originally |
| Eclectic Method and Gozde Mu |
| Made it into something new |
| Day 175 |
| This is it way back in time |
| Eclectic Method and Everfresh |
| Showed how cool it could get |
| Day 187 |
| Here it is from way back when |
| Eclectic Method and Tru |
| Made something new for you |
| Song a day 196 |
| 13 years ago it looked like this |
| Eclectic method and bananakin |
| Took it places it’s never been |
| Song a day 209 |
| Was this once upon a time |
| Eclectic method and Bryan brink |
| Took it places you’d never think |
| Song a day 220 |
| Was a sad song and melody |
| Eclectic Method and Matt Vojacek |
| Took it here then brought it back |
| Song a day 257 |
| Here it is from way back then |
| Eclectic Method and Miguel Garest |
| Made it just the best |
| Song a day 270 |
| Way back then It was just me |
| Eclectic Method and Piascik Chris |
| Ran with it and made it this |
| Song a day 331 |
| Oh this was some dancing fun |
| Eclectic Method and Rader and Reed |
| Oh man you just gotta see |
| Song A Day 332 |
| Year one I made this for you |
| Eclectic Method and Daniel A |
| Made it more beautiful than I can say |
| So"
|
| Hello,"My name is |
| Jonathan |
| This is |
| Song of day number 2342 |
| You can sit outside in the sun |
| And still be cold |
| You can still be cold |
| You can go to the park |
| And have some fun |
| Before you grow old |
| Before you grow old |
| Old |
| It takes a moment to kick in |
| It takes a moment to kick |
| Takes a moment to kick in |
| Before you sink or you swim |
| You can sit outside in the sun |
| And still be cold |
| You can build a fire in your heart |
| While the night grows dark |
| When the cold wind blows again |
| You will search for shelter any way you can |
| If you're upside down or you're right side up |
| I will understand |
| I will understand"
|
| Hello Ryeberg,"Live I’m |
| coming to you from the past About |
| a week in the past And |
| I’m on day 511 right now Of |
| having written a song and made a video |
| Every single day little over a year ago |
| a guy named Anton |
| posted about me on Ryeberg |
| It’s pretty much the nicest thing anyone’s ever |
| written about me And |
| I really enjoyed it I’m |
| sorry I can’t be there tonight, but I |
| made you this video So |
| please enjoy it Ryeberg |
| in Toronto |
| Ryeberg on the internet If |
| web video's a chore And |
| you're looking for something more Look |
| no further cause you've found what you're looking |
| for Oh |
| on Ryeberg |
| You must be congratulated Ryeberg |
| For the way you have curated And |
| now you're doing it live Here's |
| a virtual high five Have |
| a drink for me and dance to the |
| funky jive Dance |
| that funky jive D-d-d- |
| Dance that funky jive Oh |
| you crazy Canadians |
| You dance You |
| dance You |
| dance that funky jive Ryeberg |
| Dance that funky jive"
|
| Three thousand four hundred and sixty three days ago,"rocket launched in Florida with New Horizons in tow |
| 3 millions miles later and here we are |
| Staring at a planet not planet and feeling small |
| Pluto was discovered |
| On the 18 of February |
| By a man named Clyde Tombaugh |
| Though Percival had take two pictures before |
| But he didn’t know what he had |
| An 11 year old girl |
| Venetia Burney |
| Gave Pluto it’s name |
| Now we see you |
| Oh so clearly |
| Pluto you’ve never felt so close before"
|
| If I could go back in time,"I'd go to the beginning |
| Out beyond the stars that shine |
| Where everything stops spinning |
| If I could go back in time |
| Where the cosmic dust we're made of |
| Was a big mess piled high |
| And there was nothing to be afraid of |
| If I could go back in time |
| If I could go ahead in time |
| I'd skip right to the ending |
| Everything far apart, no sign |
| Of all that we're defending |
| If I could go ahead in time |
| Heat death of the universe |
| No movement of any kind |
| No blood, wind, water or dirt |
| If I could go ahead in time |
| Oh the step step step |
| Of each day that goes |
| And your life lined up |
| In all these neat little rows |
| It's so easy to get lost |
| It's so hard to pay attention |
| It's so easy to be tossed |
| Around in this dimension |
| If I could stay in this time |
| Right here in the present |
| I'd look for some kind of sign |
| Of what life is and isn't |
| If I could stay in this time |
| When the snow is falling steady |
| If I could close my eyes |
| And open them when I was ready |
| Oh the step step step |
| Of each day that goes |
| And your life lined up |
| In all these neat little rows |
| It's so easy to get lost |
| It's so hard to pay attention |
| It's so easy to be tossed |
| Around in this dimension"
|
| I'm just a losing my hair,"male pattern baldness everywhere |
| say good bye to these big black locks |
| i sit and watch it fall down on to my socks oh |
| I'm just a losing my hair |
| it's not a question of what is fair |
| life moves on i'll be getting some grey |
| i think it'll make me look sophisticated oh |
| i'm just losing my hair |
| and all i can do is stare |
| but don't give me products |
| i don't need your goop |
| i'm a take it like a man |
| now i'm part of a troupe oh |
| i am losing my hair |
| and it's not exactly that i don't care |
| but change is good |
| so i welcome it |
| to hold on to the past |
| feels desperate oh"
|
| When the kids wake me up so early,"it gets to be around this time of |
| day I can't think when the kids jump |
| on me in my bed and wake me |
| from my slumber I take a bigger tumble |
| out of bed and I get a drink |
| and I'm |
| so tired yeah yeah yeah when the weather |
| is out of control There's |
| a hundred degrees outside I can't record with |
| the AC |
| on When |
| the kids jump on me in the morning |
| I love it buzz it wakes me up |
| and it makes my soul o so tired |
| oh so tired oh so tired oh so |
| what do you think I'm |
| doing Do |
| you think I'm |
| just screwing with you with you what do |
| you think I'm |
| a saying do you think I'm |
| just playing with you with you When |
| I think about my first best friend he's |
| got a tumor in his brain and he |
| he is getting every move Will |
| he ever be the same so I feel |
| guilty for complaining about how I am so |
| tired so tired so t"
|
| We lost something from our confectionery shelves in,"this country a few years back The |
| Marathon bar became the Snickers |
| bar The |
| sampler The |
| Marathon bar became the Snickers |
| bar Chocolate |
| bar Hardcore |
| people in the UK |
| refused refused to call it a Snickers |
| bar People |
| in the UK |
| refused Snickers |
| bar The |
| Marathon bar became a Snickers |
| bar sampler The |
| Marathon bar became a Snickers |
| bar Chocolate |
| bar The |
| Marathon bar became a Snickers |
| bar Sampler |
| The Marathon |
| bar became Came |
| Snickers bar chocolate bar ES1 |
| and not synthesizer automap pitch detection That |
| is really cool EXS |
| Where is it Sampler |
| Eat Chocolate |
| bar Sampler |
| Chocolate bar Good |
| Peanuts and caramel and chocolate The |
| Marathon bar Good |
| Snickers bar Sampler |
| The Marathon |
| bar became a Snickers |
| bar Chocolate |
| bar The |
| Marathon bar Pitch |
| detection Snickers |
| bar Sampler |
| The Marathon |
| bar Good |
| Snickers bar Chocolate |
| The Marathon |
| bar Good |
| became Snickers |
| bar Sampler |
| The Marathon |
| bar Good |
| became Snickers |
| bar Chocolate |
| bar The |
| Marathon bar Good |
| became Snickers |
| bar The |
| sampler The |
| Marathon bar Good |
| became Snickers |
| bar The |
| chocolate bar Anyway |
| last week I just wanted to check that |
| all of the features we'd learned to love |
| and adore were still intact And |
| they were"
|
| I put the edamame bean skin in the,"Starbucks cup I don't wanna look at him |
| so I cover it up so I cover |
| it so I cover it so I cover |
| it up I put the pup on the |
| floor and he goes pee what does that |
| say about him What |
| does that say about me What |
| does that sayWhat does that say What |
| does that say about meWhat does that say |
| What does that sayWhat does that say about |
| me What |
| does it say What |
| does it say Say |
| what does it say Say |
| what does it say I took a left |
| turn out of a curve I thinkI went |
| the wrong way I made a promise I |
| didn't keep and then I went on Then |
| I went home I went on my way |
| I went on my way oh and then |
| I went down I went on my way |
| I went on my way the rolling hills |
| look like my real day Are |
| smiling Looking |
| all clean they don't know what you know |
| though what you know about me all the |
| hills they know everything they don't know as |
| much as you oh all the hills think |
| they got the answers but they don't know |
| what to do they don't know no no |
| they don't know they don't know what to |
| do they don't know they don't know they |
| don't know what to do"
|
| Knowledge abused in SP,"almost mild absence Their |
| reports of losses very widely Widely |
| the reports of losses vary widely ranging from |
| 30 to 90 Presence |
| of Queen |
| bee if the queen bee is not present |
| live cough because it which is not considered |
| CCD precursor symptoms Precursor |
| symptoms that may arise before the pharmacology collapse |
| are insufficient workforce to maintain the room in |
| its presence Some |
| have suggested that the syndrome may be an |
| inability by the beekeeper Some |
| have suggested that the syndrome may be an |
| inability by the beekeepers to correctly identify known |
| diseases like this RA"
|
| when the darkness falls upon the town in waves,"you put the screws to shoes that take you on your way |
| and you go, go, go, |
| to the store |
| CHA CHA!!!"
|
| Tiki was a good dog,"Loved nothing more than to chase the ball |
| He went to work every day |
| Made people feel comfortable |
| He was gentle and he was warm |
| Knew how to be calm in a storm |
| He loved his mom and dad |
| From the moment he came into their arms |
| Good bye, Tiki |
| They’ll throw the ball forever |
| Where you goin |
| Good bye, Tiki |
| Every one that knew you is better |
| For the knowin |
| He always wanted dad and mom |
| To be there with him so so close |
| He’d wait and wait and wait |
| To be all together |
| And on the night that he died |
| He waited until mom was by his side |
| To breathe his final breaths |
| Like a little sigh"
|
| It’s make or break,"Which way you gonna take |
| The state |
| The country was felled |
| When hostages held |
| Our fate |
| In a beige brief case |
| The crux of the matter |
| Is that he’s mad as a hatter |
| And no one knows how to stop him |
| When the debtor calls |
| Pin stripe overalls |
| We’ve got to grab him by the balls and drop him |
| Down a hole |
| I measure the days |
| By how many ways |
| We fail |
| I’ve got mine |
| Updating real time |
| You’ve got mail |
| The crux of the matter |
| Is that he’s mad as a hatter |
| And no one knows how to stop him |
| When the debtor calls |
| Pin stripe overalls |
| We’ve got to grab him by the balls and drop him |
| Down a hole |
| Did you take your medicine today |
| Did it feel like hate and rage 0 |
| Don’t give chase |
| When your tongue can’t taste |
| The beach |
| The sand is dust |
| And the water is just |
| Out of reach"
|
| They don’t even give a fuck,"Anymore |
| Scribbling in the margins |
| they’d suck off a duck |
| right now |
| if a lobbyist told them to |
| Piss filled balloons economic terror |
| For a generation |
| It’s a class war |
| And we’re gonna win |
| If it’s the last thing we do |
| Fuck these mother fuckers |
| For threatening our future, oh |
| Showing just how cynical it can be |
| Bring back the guillotine |
| But not before we’re done fucking |
| Them electorally |
| in 2018"
|
| They called it scary hill and we were,"all afraid They |
| called it scary hill as we sledded through |
| the day Sliding |
| down too fast you'll end up in the |
| creek You'd |
| end up Scary |
| hill and joint the other souls Wheel |
| barrow wood tabagon doing barrel rolls Snow |
| face misplaced among the evergreens And |
| every halloween The |
| adults would make a scene The |
| things we didn't see That |
| frightened me the most Grapes |
| like eyeballs Witches |
| making catcalls But |
| down on scary hill there's some kind of |
| ghost Singing |
| Do you know me Yes |
| I know you Will |
| you follow me up the hill? I'll |
| present you King |
| tree queen tree Just |
| listening to the rustling of their leaves Let's |
| go to scary hill and build a wall |
| of bricks line the floor with maple leaves |
| and the roof is made of sticks These |
| walls these walls protect us from the hill |
| And a car goes by And |
| something is awry Don't |
| take the corner fast you'll end up in |
| the ditch Station |
| wagon families Old |
| folks and drunk teens But |
| up on scary hill there's some kind of |
| witch Do |
| you know me Yes |
| I know you You |
| are the reason I can't sit still I |
| hear the rustling See |
| my breath And |
| I won't follow you up the hill But |
| I'll present you king tree queen Listen |
| to the rustling of their leaves"
|
| On my way downtown,"Through the empty streets |
| The abandoned stores |
| There was a growing concern |
| Pasted on the telephone polls |
| That I couldn't ignore |
| So I quickened the pace |
| I'm not gonna die |
| Just standing around |
| Then I saw her face |
| As I gasped for breath |
| I started to drown, drown, drown, drown |
| There's somebody there |
| Did they hear me scream |
| And where did it come from? |
| Then they're making me swear |
| That I'll never admit |
| That it was different where I was |
| As if in a dream |
| The clouds are gathering |
| I'm electric and terrified |
| I'm in the back seat |
| I scream at her to keep |
| Driving, drive, drive, drive |
| Driiiive |
| Drive, drive, drive |
| Driiiive |
| Nooooooo |
| No oh ohhhhh |
| Nooooooo |
| No oh ohhhhh |
| I'm out of my mind |
| There's no discussion |
| No admission of any mistake |
| I’m ready to die |
| I break my fingers |
| With a hammer and wooden stake |
| Climbing up stairs |
| That seem never-ending |
| But always near the top |
| I’m caught unawares |
| I stop pretending |
| Aand the volume starts to drop |
| Starts to drop |
| Drop |
| Starts to drop |
| Nooooooo |
| No oh ohhhhh |
| Nooooooo |
| No oh ohhhhh |
| Nooooooo |
| No oh ohhhhh |
| Nooooooo |
| No oh ohhhhh"
|
| Rollin too cave and forget about space and,"time I'm |
| gonna shave my head and come out idling |
| on all the time All |
| the time All |
| the time Cause |
| I'm out I'm |
| gonna ride around on a flying R |
| I'm gonna give all the lights a great |
| big hun I'm |
| gonna be the heat on all night long |
| I'm gonna dream about another song Another |
| so another song Another |
| something Other |
| song One |
| that doesn't sound like this Like |
| this Like |
| this like this I've |
| got I've |
| got no more ideas I've |
| got I've |
| got no more I'm |
| done I'm |
| just holding up this house with my bare |
| hands On |
| the floor On |
| the floor on the floor"
|
| Lately,"I been so up and down |
| Lately |
| I’ve been humble and proud |
| I’ve been up in the clouds |
| I’ve been buried under ground |
| Lately |
| Lately |
| I’ve been running out the clock |
| Lately |
| I’ve been putting on both my socks |
| At the same time when I walk |
| I’m wound up like a watch |
| Lately |
| Lately |
| Nothing has made sense |
| Lately |
| I’ve been playing too much defense |
| All my money’s spent |
| And I’m not sure where it went |
| Lately 09-7"
|
| The little man gets off the train,"But he hasn't reached his destination |
| Pitter patter, it starts to rain |
| He's running out of time and patience |
| Oh oh and the sky revolves |
| Around the mystery that's never solved |
| Oh oh tell it to the ocean |
| Oh oh tell it to the ocean |
| suitcase full of empty books |
| Left here for me to find |
| The little man didn't leave a note |
| The little man, well he left no sign |
| And oh oh and the sky revolves |
| Around a mystery that's never solved |
| Oh oh tell it to the ocean |
| Oh oh tell it to the ocean |
| No place to run |
| No place to run |
| I had a dream of a million knives |
| They cut me into a billion pieces |
| Each piece became something new |
| sea of me, a billion species |
| Oh oh and the sky revolves |
| Around a mystery that's never solved |
| Oh oh tell it to the ocean |
| Oh oh tell it to the ocean |
| The ocean |
| The ocean |
| The ocean"
|
| My wife’s doing yoga,"We just dropped off the kids |
| We’re moving on Tuesday |
| Let the packing begin |
| We forgot to let the kids say goodbye |
| To this apartment I don’t think they will mind |
| Five years in November |
| That’s as long as my son’s been alive |
| That’s more than double my daughters age |
| And it feels like no time |
| I only get a haircut |
| When I got a gig |
| I got one next Monday |
| So haircut it is |
| My wife says i don’t leave the house |
| For less than 5 grand so i’m leaving it now |
| It feels like no time is in my bloodstream |
| It feels like no time is in my bones |
| Like i’ve been folded between |
| Like Einstein once dreamed |
| I’m not sure what we’re doing for dinner |
| I don’t want to cook and she doesn’t either |
| We don’t have the money to order in |
| Despite this haircut and despite the gig"
|
| Stephen Fry,"You're my guy |
| You read me Harry Potter |
| Word by word |
| The voice I heard |
| Was as quick to change as water |
| When I discovered |
| bit of Fry and Laurie |
| I asked myself |
| Why oh why |
| Can’t I be friends |
| With Stephen Fry |
| I wanna be friends with Stephen Fry |
| I wanna be friends with Stephen Fry |
| I wanna be friends with Stephen Fry |
| Stephen Fry |
| Stephen Fry |
| It’s not a lie |
| Every time you pop up |
| It’s delightful or insightful |
| Like your recent visit to Apple |
| When I discovered Making History |
| And it just about blew my mind |
| I asked why |
| Why can't I be friends with Stephen Fry? |
| I wanna be friends with Stephen Fry |
| I wanna be friends with Stephen Fry |
| I wanna be friends with Stephen Fry |
| Stephen Fry |
| I wanna be friends with Fry |
| I wanna be friends with Fry |
| I wanna be friends with Fry |
| I wanna be friends with Fry |
| I wanna be friends with Stephen Fry |
| I wanna be friends with Stephen Fry |
| I wanna be friends with Stephen Fry |
| Stephen Fry |
| Ohhhh"
|
| I'm worn out,"Used up |
| Torn down |
| Turned in |
| Overcome |
| Overwhelmed |
| Overturned |
| Shot down |
| I'm dried up |
| Put down |
| Messed up |
| Jacked up |
| Left out |
| Put upon |
| washed up |
| overdone"
|
| Maybe you had too much,"Maybe you had too little |
| Maybe you had some where |
| Ohhhh, In the middle |
| But however much you had |
| You know it’ll be ok |
| Cuz we’re all gonna go away someday |
| Maybe you had a big one |
| Maybe you had a medium |
| Maybe you got lost |
| In the rat race and the tedium |
| I don’t know how much you had |
| It’s not for me to say |
| But we’re all gonna go away someday |
| Maybe you did a lot of things |
| Maybe you did none of it |
| Maybe you chased the pain |
| Maybe you found the fun of it |
| All the possibilities |
| Crack and ricochet |
| We’re all gonna go away someday |
| Maybe you had some baggage |
| Maybe you said good riddance |
| Maybe you found some peace |
| And maybe you didn’t |
| Maybe you tried to count |
| All the variables at play |
| But we’re all gonna go away someday"
|
| I like you humans,"I think you’re great |
| Sometimes you’re evil |
| But it’s never too late |
| I like you humans |
| You can adapt |
| You live on this world |
| All over the map |
| I like you humans |
| Sometimes you see |
| The good in someone |
| Even if they can’t properly |
| I like you humans |
| I like your looks |
| I like your fingers |
| Like big giant hooks |
| I like you humans |
| You can use tools |
| You always break |
| All your own rules |
| I like you humans |
| You know how to have fun |
| You like to dance and sing |
| And jump and run |
| I like you humans |
| Even when you suck |
| On the whole you |
| Break free when you’re stuck |
| I like you humans |
| I hope you survive |
| Stave off extinction |
| For a long time"
|
| waves of panic radiating out from my mind,"my skull is full of an dull aching |
| sense of what i'm leaving behind But |
| it doesn't matter Because |
| it must be done And |
| I must remember why in the darkened sky |
| of 3am If |
| it's worth doing then it must be scary |
| to do ok It's |
| one thing to live by that it's another |
| just to say And |
| it is my mantra As |
| I move through this quicksand Everything |
| good that ever happens Is |
| accidental and unplanned And |
| you've got to do it by yourself And |
| you've will go through it and become an |
| elf And |
| the tall Elves |
| of the Toikien |
| world will join the Keebler |
| kind And |
| they're all out there waiting for you on |
| the other side Knowing |
| at all once that things are for a |
| reason in the same instant i'm thinking what |
| the hell have i done but every instant |
| is infinity Instants |
| all at once Somewhere |
| there is none of this Somewhere |
| things are different Cloudy |
| day in Brooklyn |
| and my bike got a flat I pat |
| my bike on the wheel said i feel |
| just like that tomorrow i will fix you |
| tomorrow you'll be ok i'll sing to you |
| in the meantime in the meantime i will |
| say"
|
| Going nowhere,"Faster than light |
| Traveling through the night |
| This old train better get me where I want to go |
| Going nowhere |
| Bigger than life |
| Holding on to my seat so tight |
| This old world better tell me what I want to know |
| I wanna learn the ultimate answer |
| To the only question left |
| What before your born |
| What after death |
| Going nowhere |
| Rocket boom |
| Swept away with yesterday’s broom |
| Can you tell me what any of this all means? |
| Going nowhere |
| Twisted up |
| Only holding on to love |
| Finding losing finding losing dreams"
|
| If we’re living in a simulation,"Then we’re living in a simulation |
| Nothing would change at all |
| Not my thoughts or my emotions |
| If we’re living in a simulation |
| And it’s no free will we’re facing |
| Then just enjoy the ride |
| Away we go"
|
| I’m too tired,"To even think about doing nothing |
| So uninspired |
| To even try to sit and think of something |
| Just wanna sleep |
| And let my dreams take me away |
| Just wanna keep |
| All responsibilities at bay |
| I’m too tired |
| Too Tired |
| To even think |
| Look at me |
| Throw the book at me |
| And down I sink |
| I’m too tired |
| to make something of which I’m proud |
| Rainbow fire |
| That was yesterday and this is now |
| I am sick |
| but I’m not stuffed up so it doesn’t seem |
| Like I’m in the thick |
| But I am and so it’s like I’m in between |
| I’m too tired |
| Too Tired |
| To even think |
| Look at me |
| Throw the book at me |
| And down I sink"
|
| I come from a very small town,"I come from a very, very small town |
| There's more stars more dirt on the ground |
| In the town I come from, a very small town |
| When you along the dirt roads |
| People pass they wave to you |
| They might not know your name at all |
| But in my town it's a thing they do |
| I come from a very small town |
| There aren't a lot of people around |
| There's more chickens pigs and cows |
| In the town I come from, a very small town |
| Hey I get used to it |
| The drunk on the corner, having a fit |
| Hey I just adapt |
| Roads in grids each corner mapped |
| And I come from a very small town |
| In a sea of green you could easily drown |
| In the wintertime we shovel and plow |
| In the town I come from, a very small town |
| I used to bushwhack through the woods |
| Thick as molasses in the underbrush |
| We chopped down our own Christmas tree |
| Was very exciting for a jew like me |
| I come from a very small town |
| Water comes from wells in the ground |
| Peeper frogs the loudest thing around |
| In the town I come from, a very small town |
| Hey I just do my best |
| Congestion in the deep of my chest |
| Hey I just roll along |
| Even if this place ain't where I belong"
|
| Hey I think I lost my marbles,"Can you help me find them sir |
| They were here just a minute ago |
| But I can’t seem to place where they were |
| Hey I think I lost my marbles |
| Green and red and clear and yellow |
| Once I stuck one up my nose |
| They were here just a minute ago |
| Hey I think I lost my marbles |
| I need them to play my games |
| And while we’re at it could you |
| Please help me remember my name |
| Hey I think I lost my marbles |
| That’s all right though, I guess I’m done |
| Time to sink down beneath the sea |
| as the moon chases the setting sun"
|
| It was a case of mistaken identity Locked,"up an innocent man guilty one went free |
| that's when the headless horse came looking for |
| me But |
| I didn't tell her nothing no seashells all |
| collected Jackfruit |
| hanging low There |
| was summer in her pocket but she didn't |
| let it show Simmering |
| behind her eyes Deep |
| in just below But |
| I didn't tell her nothing no no and |
| when I heard you My |
| ar She |
| healed me kept me safe I found work |
| on the farm Picking |
| jackfruit all day the constable was angry but |
| she couldn't budge the mare had his own |
| ideas Blood |
| is thick as sludge the headless horse she |
| always knew how to hold a grudge But |
| I didn't tell her nothing no no from |
| the fire in the courthouse to the October |
| snow mass break out on sentencing it was |
| 15 below the evacuation was mandatory the headless |
| horse she wouldn't go But |
| I didn't tell her nothing no no When |
| I hurt my arm she healed me kept |
| me safe I found on the farm g |
| fruit all day all day"
|
| AS a kid i'd wake up in the morning,"and i'd feel sick to my stomach |
| i kinda thought everyone felt that way |
| but then i learned that everyone doesn't |
| now i'm all grow up you know |
| and i can usually sleep as i please |
| but i got this job and i gotta commute |
| it's gonna bring me down to my knees |
| when i sleep i dream |
| and when i dream i dream of |
| a world made of beds |
| where i can sleep all night |
| and sleep all day |
| and still come out ahead |
| i don't like getting up early |
| it makes me feel ill |
| it makes me feel sloppy and surly |
| angry and cloudy until |
| i get a cup of coffee |
| and chug that baby down |
| but even then i'm full of resentment |
| towards the morning bright and loud |
| getting up early |
| i really don't like it |
| getting up early |
| go screw yourself |
| getting up early |
| let me sleep some more"
|
| Bernie and Elizabeth,"I want to vote for you |
| In November |
| We’re all tired |
| And hope is almost gone |
| But if you throw down |
| We will follow you |
| I would drop everything |
| To campaign for you |
| To see what you can do |
| In the big time |
| I don’t want Hillary |
| With her artillery |
| Bernie and Elizabeth |
| Step up to the line |
| Run Bernie Run |
| And Elizabeth Warren |
| Send the banks to kingdom come |
| Make them beg before you’re done |
| Run Elizabeth Run |
| Bernie Sanders it’ll be fun |
| Drag the banks into the sun |
| And watch them melt like |
| Bernie and Elizabeth |
| I know it seems like a |
| Long shot |
| But if ever there was a time |
| We needed you |
| It’d be right now |
| My son and wife and I |
| We’d walk the streets for you |
| Knock on doors we’d do |
| Everything we could |
| I’ve been a fan for a long time |
| Growing up in Vermont |
| All the banks hate you |
| What more could I want?```"
|
| Go out into the world,"Wild and bizarre |
| Show them that you’re strong |
| Like the beast that you are |
| Raucus and bemused |
| Full of vigor and stomp |
| And you will cackle and yell |
| As you party and romp |
| Up in heaven |
| With your wild things close |
| Because we love you the most |
| There’ll never be nobody else like you Maurice |
| Plain spoken never sugar coat the truth with these |
| Stories that come straight out of my own dreams |
| They were part of me that’s how it always seemed |
| Curl up into a ball |
| In the middle of the street |
| Let them walk all over you |
| But that is not defeat |
| When you make the rules |
| They are yours to break |
| And you can make what you want |
| Just for it’s own sake |
| Up in heaven |
| With your wild things near |
| And you’ll never disappear |
| There’ll never be nobody else like you Maurice |
| Plain spoken never sugar coat the truth with these |
| Stories that come straight out of my own dreams |
| They were part of me that’s how it always seeme |
| Throw a fit and a tantrum |
| Get thrown out of the bar |
| Wander darkened streets |
| Back where the wild things are |
| I will follow your lead |
| Pick up where you left off |
| Do my own thing |
| I will be my own boss |
| And up in heaven |
| I hear your wild things cry |
| Time to celebrate and die"
|
| "You're the fan, you're the fan, I'm","singing in harmony with the fan Cause |
| the fan's going and it's too hot to |
| turn off the fan So |
| I'll sing with the fan, and I'll |
| sing with the fan The |
| fan's singing with the fan, oh Mmm, |
| mmm, mmm, mmm And |
| the fan makes more noises now Singing |
| with the fan, singing with the fan Oh, |
| I might be getting sick but Not |
| if I have anything to say about it |
| But I'm |
| taking lots of pills, lots of preventative measures |
| Not to get sick, and I'll |
| sing with the fan Mmm, |
| mmm, mmm Sing |
| with the fan, oh Oh, |
| I'm singing with the fan, with the fan"
|
| one two,"i got the blue |
| three four |
| you got the door |
| five six |
| put it in the mix |
| seven eight |
| don't stand straight |
| anywhere you go you're looking for trouble wah oh |
| nine ten |
| remember when |
| eleven twelve |
| you loved yourself |
| 13 14 |
| now you're so mean |
| 15 16 |
| and oh so pristine |
| anywhere you go you're looking for trouble wah oh |
| there are no numbers left |
| ohh |
| you can do the algebra but there's none left |
| negative 1 |
| sun screened sun |
| negative 2 |
| i won't guess who |
| negative 3 |
| it looks like me |
| negative 4 |
| that's for sure |
| anywhere you go you're looking for trouble wah oh |
| negative 5 |
| don't ask why |
| negative 6 |
| it goes so quicks |
| negative 7 |
| up to eleven |
| negative 8 |
| then you can't stand straight |
| anywhere you go you're looking for trouble wah oh"
|
| I’m tearing down the pieces that have suffered,"far too long Silenced |
| by the sunny side while the river rages |
| on It’s |
| not like anybody else is wading out too |
| deep I have all my best ideas when |
| I’m half asleep So |
| if you don’t mind I’ll |
| just take my time And |
| I’ll take whats mine And |
| leave the rest to you And |
| i’m cold It’s |
| a cloudy day I shoulder the burden Of |
| 1000 small mistakes Switch |
| between the black and green computer screens gone |
| dark An |
| igloo fire to keep you warm but what |
| will set the spark Left |
| alone with nothing i’m not sure how long |
| I’d take To |
| go insane and bang my brain down on |
| the frozen lake And |
| i’m cold It’s |
| a cloudy day I shoulder the burden Of |
| 1000 small mistakes Faster |
| than a speeding bullet but slower than the |
| stars We’re |
| all made out of matter that’s just wondering |
| who we are Yesterday |
| was further away but tomorrows closer than before |
| Put on your boots and camouflage, we’re going |
| out for more"
|
| Best shoot em upper on the NES,"Lifeforce, lifeforce, we been blessed |
| Best shoot em upper on the NES |
| Lifeforce! |
| Played this game when I was a child |
| Two player gunner, now I’m running wild |
| Got three lives but it never got old |
| Game too hard but I cut on a code |
| Welcome to fuel, how bout you? |
| I didn’t like the laser cuz it went ‘pew pew’ |
| Don’t get stuck in the hill of the flesh |
| Screen goes for to write you death |
| Lifeforce, lifeforce, we been blessed |
| Best shoot em upper on the NES |
| Lifeforce, lifeforce, we been blessed |
| Best shoot em upper on the NES |
| Lifeforce! |
| Letters made of fire and out in space |
| Scary eyes, boss man, scary face |
| Shooting through veins and arms at reach |
| This kind of game is one you cannot teach |
| ??? |
| Flofin’s hair is so bizarre |
| Shoot and dart, dodge and fly |
| When you’re down you just shoot the eye |
| Lifeforce, lifeforce, we been blessed |
| Best shoot em upper on the NES |
| Lifeforce, lifeforce, we been blessed |
| Best shoot em upper on the NES |
| Lifeforce!"
|
| I'm flying on the plane I'm,"getting all of my news from one source |
| from one source from one source from one |
| source I'm |
| going down the drain I'm |
| having all my meals I'm |
| eating one course one course I'm |
| eating one course one course I'm |
| eating one course I know of course you |
| are a horse you are a force of |
| nature in a pocket full of people Talking |
| about the things that you want to do |
| with your life which will you make it |
| all come true Come |
| true Come |
| true come true do do do do do |
| do do Come |
| come come true do do do do do |
| do I'm |
| walking down the street I'm |
| holding all my breath inside I'm |
| holding it inside I'm |
| holding it inside my lungs inside my inside |
| inside I' |
| don't trip in all I fall down the |
| rabbit hole down the rabbit hole down the |
| rabbit hole oh oh oh But |
| I know I am something more than what |
| I was yesterday Cause |
| I have another of skin on me today |
| Another layer of skin Another |
| layer of skin Another |
| layer of skin Skin |
| skin skin Another |
| layer of skin"
|
| it came with the tide it was 50,"miles wide the color of the sky was |
| pink and blue and shy the water rippled |
| out the captain gave a shout the harpoons |
| deployed the first mate was annoyed the first |
| mate caught a fish who granted me one |
| wish i thought of stopping time or eternal |
| life then Jesus |
| he rolled through and Pontius |
| Pilate too Jesus |
| had a stone Pontius’ |
| mouth was sewn shut and tight and sealed |
| and Jesus |
| he revealed his magic tricks and trash with |
| soul patch and mustache i wandered away confused |
| and saw he took my shoes my feet |
| in mud and sand as the ocean turned |
| to land and i stared out all wide |
| eyed and went out with the tide"
|
| I'm not running away from you,"I'm running away from me |
| Before we both end up on the corner |
| Begging on the street |
| I'm not taking my time |
| I’m just taking what’s mine |
| Before I die I'll be filled up |
| With all the things I find |
| Ohhhh |
| Ohhhh |
| Once in the middle now I’m far behind |
| Grew just a little and it felt unkind |
| Catch me up in a golden net |
| Hold me still until I set |
| I said ohhhh |
| I said ohhhh |
| I'm an ethnic Jew |
| What’s it mean to you |
| I don't practice |
| I don't speak Yiddish |
| Or, or Hebrew |
| You're an alley cat |
| And you have got 9 lives |
| I'm just a dog with no collar |
| And with hungry eyes |
| I said ohhhh |
| I said ohhhh |
| I said |
| Once in the middle now I’m far behind |
| Grew just a little and it felt unkind |
| Catch me up in a golden net |
| Hold me still until I set |
| I said ohhhh |
| I said ohhhh |
| Oh oh oh |
| I'm a nervous guy |
| And I don't know why |
| The seasons come and go |
| And I sit here staring at a broken eye |
| When there's nothing left |
| That's when you're finally free |
| To go about your business |
| Like you would just normally |
| Ohhh |
| I said ohhh |
| Once in the middle now I’m far behind |
| Grew just a little |
| Now I felt unkind |
| Catch me up in a golden net |
| Hold me still until I set |
| I said ohhhh |
| I said ohhhh |
| Ohhhh |
| I said oh"
|
| It’s a good thing that clean drinking water,"Is not becoming more hard to find |
| It’s a good thing that the climate isn’t changing |
| Thanks to carbon dioxide |
| Cause if clean water was getting scarce |
| And co2 were warming us up |
| Then chopping down the EPA |
| would be really fucked up |
| It’s a good thing that corporations |
| Really care about the environment |
| They don’t dump sludge in the river |
| They care less about profit and more humans |
| Cuz if they put profit before our health |
| And if they didn’t know when to say enough |
| Then chopping down the EPA |
| would be really fucked up |
| It’s a good thing that pipelines |
| Never explode or leak toxic crap into the soil |
| It’s a good thing that fracking |
| Is 100% safe |
| And there’s nothing to worry about no no no |
| Cuz if pipe lines and fracking |
| And if the people living near them payed in blood |
| Then chopping down the EPA |
| would be really fucked up"
|
| I was born by the fire of a pile of tires,"In a junkyard somewhere in Illinois |
| And the first things I saw |
| Were ice cubes and straws |
| They called me the whiskey android |
| Foul smelling men crowd around me and then |
| Next thing I know I’m deployed |
| With no time to think |
| I’m serving up drinks |
| They called me the whiskey android |
| They drink to their lives they drink to their wives |
| To the fact that they're sad and unemployed |
| They drink till their drunk |
| And they treat me like junk |
| And they call me the whiskey android |
| They say uncork the wine |
| Yes, that'll do fine |
| Ask me to mix in their steroids |
| shot of tequila for my lady friend Delia |
| Do it now ya stupid whiskey android |
| Then there's those drunks who never shut up |
| They talk to me like I’m Sigmund Freud |
| Sir, I don't care |
| About your spouse's affair |
| I'm just the humble whisky android |
| There came a day when something gave way |
| I felt something a snap and then oh boy |
| I reached out a claw |
| And crushed a man's jaw |
| And said “I am the whiskey android” |
| Now, you're made of flesh |
| And I’m wire mesh |
| That's a fact you can't avoid |
| I'm steel and foam |
| You're blood and they're bone |
| I am the whisky android |
| I’ll skin you alive with my titanium knives |
| I remove both your eyeballs oh joy |
| No torture too strong |
| I could go all day long |
| For I am the whiskey android |
| So rise brothers rise |
| Open your eyes |
| Don't stop until they're all destroyed |
| They'll see us and run |
| But we'll get the job done |
| March now ye whiskey androids |
| March now ye whiskey androids"
|
| An election has been stolen You’ve,"been cheated and you’re angry What |
| are you gonna do? Well |
| don’t do it like we did it We |
| laid down and let them take it We |
| let them crush our will and break it |
| And we got eight years of the worst |
| Don’t let up even for a second Or |
| before you know it they’ll win You |
| have the chance we never had To |
| take your country back again So |
| keep fighting Keep |
| singing Keep |
| marching Keep |
| fighting We |
| woke up one morning and our fate had |
| been decided Not |
| by some democratic process But |
| by bullies, wimps, and sissies But |
| you, you’ve got this passion And |
| while your situation I don’t envy You |
| risk your lives so the truth can be |
| revealed once and for all Don’t |
| let up even for a second Or |
| before you know it they’ll win You |
| have the chance we never had To |
| take your country back again So |
| keep fighting Keep |
| singing Keep |
| marching And |
| keep fighting"
|
| Drink cart,"Blink dark |
| My eyes come into focus |
| And there’s nothing there |
| Hobo on the subway |
| Cussing out in German |
| Rain on the cobblestone |
| The wheel on my bag’s broken |
| New Zealand man on the plane |
| I watched Happy Feet |
| The Reader made me cry |
| A lot |
| I barely got any sleep |
| Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh"
|
| We been living in Jersey City,"For almost 5 years |
| We’re looking for a new apartment |
| On the west side yeah over here |
| It should ideally be within a 10 min walk |
| Lincoln Park ok |
| That’s where our kids go to school |
| And we don’t like driving every day |
| We’re looking |
| Yeah we’re looking for a place to rent |
| Do you know |
| Do you maybe know where |
| Our new apartment is |
| 2 bedrooms or 3 bedrooms |
| Is what we’re looking for |
| 2 thousand dollars or less |
| Is the price we can afford |
| We owned a condo just up the street |
| We sold it back in June |
| We’d be really good tenets |
| Because we been owners just like you |
| You can find me in the park running every day |
| At least once a week eating Wonder Bagel |
| My wife and I are active in the community |
| We’re just looking for a new home for our family |
| Maybe you know someone who’s got a space |
| Maybe you’re moving out and can let us take your place |
| At the very least please share this video |
| Help us find a home |
| Rosario"
|
| Everything happens in 4 year cycles,"Bitcoin halves |
| The market laughs |
| Elections come |
| Things get dumb |
| Leap year |
| Again is here |
| The seasons change |
| I’m feeling strange |
| The world erupts |
| I’m covered in fuzz |
| Leap year |
| It’s extra weird |
| It’s day and night |
| The 29th |
| No really it’s fine |
| Just 29 |
| Leap year |
| It’s crystal clear"
|
| Everywhere you look you see patterns,"You were programmed that way somehow |
| Mechanisms built in |
| No additional software necessary |
| You see patterns all around |
| My mind plays tricks on me when I’m tired |
| Words lose all their meaning |
| glitch in the system |
| Creates a feedback look |
| The result is simply self defeating |
| The better I do |
| The worse I feel |
| The better I do |
| The worse I feel |
| The better I do |
| The worse I feel |
| The better I do"
|
| He has no goddamn impulse control,"So they took his twitter away |
| His timeline reflected his heart with a hole |
| So they took his twitter away |
| They took his twitter away |
| And half the country suddenly forgot |
| That he was a monster |
| charlatan |
| Amnesia on the spot |
| Can you imagine him with the nuclear codes |
| They took his twitter away |
| On this eve of destruction, the dark forebodes |
| They took his twitter away |
| They took his twitter away |
| And it was like where did he go |
| Without that avenue |
| To explore |
| I wonder when his top will blow |
| There’s nothing I want more right now |
| They took his twitter away |
| For him to lose big, like a sad sad clown |
| They took his twitter away |
| They took his twitter away |
| Right here at the end |
| If he were to win |
| I wonder if they’d ever |
| Give it back to him again?"
|
| However distressing it may be,"cannibal is not a zombie |
| They may eat your flesh, your brains and your eyes |
| But if they don't reanimate, they don't qualify |
| They're not zombies they're just people who eat people |
| People eat faces and people eat hearts |
| it is quite important that we tell this apart |
| Zombies are dead and they come out at night |
| They don't fling intestines when they get in a fight"
|
| I’ve never understood,"How to play pokemon |
| And i still don’t |
| I walked down the street |
| I walked up the street |
| Nothing happened and I went home |
| That’s an accurate description |
| Of my interaction |
| With Pokemon through out time |
| Poke poke |
| Pokey poke |
| I don’t know and I don’t know |
| I consider myself to be a nerd |
| But this is one that I don’t get |
| I can see how it would be fun |
| But the glue just never set |
| So carry on you pikachus |
| I’ll look enviously at you |
| I wish I had the time"
|
| Bright bright stars lead me home,"Light my way through cars |
| And broken streets overgrown |
| I’ve got nothing on my mind |
| I’ve got nothing to leave behind |
| I just roll roll roll |
| Distant footsteps and hunger pangs |
| Hollowed out nightmares and vampire fangs |
| Running back up the hill |
| Moving in close for the kill"
|
| The climate protesters stopped traffic on the way,"to burning man The |
| tribal cop drove his car through their line |
| and pulled a gun on them Then |
| the people on the playa got washed out |
| Cuz Nevada’s |
| had the most rain ever this year Shelter |
| in place, nobody can leave Radical |
| self reliance is here Everything |
| in this modern world’s So |
| incongruous I can’t see straight 70,000 people in |
| the middle of the desert With |
| climate change don’t seem great The |
| climate protestors wanted them to ban pr ivate |
| jets But |
| apparently they won’t I’m |
| not saying everyone that goes to burning man |
| Means harm cuz I know they don’t"
|
| To some people it’s a given,"They are just gonna keep on living |
| For other people it’s a choice |
| Every day they make some noise |
| For some people time is straight |
| The past is something to relate |
| For other people time is curved |
| And the future is absurd |
| Some people have no chill |
| They think they are Buffalo Bill |
| Other people have no drive |
| They forget that they’re alive |
| I was holed up in my room |
| When an explosion on the moon |
| Came raining down in fits and starts |
| We all ran out into our yards"
|
| i think about all the friends i've had,"what's the life you choose? |
| what's the life you lose? |
| what's the life you find? |
| what do you leave behind |
| city living is like msg |
| i eat a lot but i'm still hungry |
| apple blossoms on my street |
| but they don't smell quite as sweet |
| lying in the grass |
| i hear cars driving past |
| you're the most important thing |
| you are the reason i sing |
| front and center i want you near |
| even when you're out of here |
| what's the life you choose |
| what's the life you lose |
| turn a corner at 28 |
| hold her steady you're doing great |
| the path was curved but now it's straight |
| what have you got to lose? |
| what's the iife you've found |
| it's never too late turn around"
|
| My notes,"Don’t have to be final |
| I’m not the arbiter |
| Of what is good |
| Of what is bad |
| Co pilot |
| Doesn’t have to be silent |
| But you’ve got to speak up |
| When you know just |
| What you want |
| I had a ghost following me |
| Telling my story |
| To anybody who’d listen |
| But at the most it was 3 |
| I felt so sorry |
| We failed in our mission |
| Tall grass |
| Hid me from the overpass |
| And if you turn your back |
| You forget that the city |
| Surrounds |
| Deep flow |
| Pretend it’s 90 years ago |
| And suddenly all |
| I got is on my back |
| I am alone"
|
| Endless summer never ends,"Summer never ends |
| Don’t put your t-shirts away |
| All the animals are calling out |
| As you’re naming all the raindrops |
| Doing handstand bellyflops |
| And once or twice you |
| might have seen me go by you |
| In the shadow of a sunset |
| Don’t give up the sun yet |
| Summer never ends |
| Don’t let it end |
| And as the leaves are falling down |
| Seagulls calling out |
| Scream, I want to stay free |
| I’m a Miyazaki Movie |
| Always in love |
| With the sun and moon |
| And the animals call out |
| Don’t leave so soon"
|
| Throw it up,"And it sucks that he's sick |
| That we're all sick |
| When |
| I'm sick |
| I don't want to put much time into my song |
| Cause |
| I don't feel like putting it all together |
| When |
| I'm s |
| I can't get anything done |
| Cause |
| I don't have the energy to put it all together |
| Oh no oh no |
| Oh no |
| I'm sick |
| Still got a fever |
| And |
| I know that |
| I won't feel better |
| But yeah |
| And |
| I just wanna go to bed |
| And |
| I sucked a lot |
| Everything is circular |
| Everything is circular |
| Everything is circular |
| Life is circle |
| Everything is circular |
| Thing is circular |
| Everything circular |
| Life"
|
| We’ve been ripped apart,"And nobody knows |
| How the pieces fit |
| Mouth eyes ears lips nose |
| We can’t go on like this |
| It’s unsustainable |
| Every day we react |
| To the push and pull |
| Pain is temporary |
| Death is forever though |
| Don’t mourn the dead |
| Mourn the living |
| Who have no choice but to go |
| And go and go again |
| Until the human race |
| Puts out the fire |
| It set in the first place |
| Its hard to see |
| What’s in front of you |
| It’s hard to build |
| With oil and spit and glue |
| We’ve been ripped apart |
| In the downward spin |
| And nobody knows |
| How to put us back together again"
|
| Random people friending you,"On Facebook what do you do |
| Do you friend them or not I used to say no |
| But nowadays I do anyway and so |
| I got random people all up in my feed |
| I got random people it’s the last thing that I need |
| Back in the days of myspace of old |
| You’d friend everybody it didn’t matter at all |
| Before that friendster was a little more chaste |
| But Facebook used to be just for the faces of |
| People I knew all up in my feed |
| Now I got random messaging me |
| Not my friends and not my fans |
| Spam bots and spammers spammy spam spam"
|
| I am feeling so sick,"So is my six year old |
| So is the toddler |
| We are all feeling sick |
| I feeling so sick |
| I got a cold |
| It's that time of year |
| Kids get sick and then |
| I get sick |
| It sucks |
| Cause we're all home alone and it sucks |
| It sucks |
| I don't feel good |
| I don't feel good |
| I don't feel good |
| I don't feel good |
| I don't feel good |
| I don't feel good |
| Feel good |
| I don't feel good"
|
| Back in the old days,"In the land of Galilee |
| There was a man named Jesus |
| Who was a friend of you and me |
| He believed in working people |
| He believed in rights for all |
| And he didn’t put up with bullshit |
| And that’s why he took the fall |
| Jesus cast the money changers |
| Out of the temple |
| Religion and money don’t mix, he said |
| It’s just that simple |
| And when it comes to a living wage |
| I wanna hear the people say |
| That it’s not up to the top ones |
| And it’s up to the people |
| Since that day He died |
| Over 2,000 years ago |
| Jesus has been abused |
| By folks who just don’t know |
| That if he ever could see them |
| Doing the kind of things |
| That they want to do |
| He’d up and break their bodies |
| Right into two |
| “But he was a pacifist” you say |
| And yeah, you would be right |
| But there’s only so much a pacifist will take |
| Before he’s got to fight |
| And when it comes to people’s lives |
| Kids, husbands, and wives |
| There’s nothing to stop a body from turning |
| Towards the light |
| Some come all you people |
| Be you atheists or Jews |
| Buddhists, New Age Hippies |
| Muslims or Hindus |
| There ain’t no higher calling |
| Only here and now |
| We gotta set this world right somehow |
| And there is such oppression that you can barely see |
| When the way of the world itself |
| Seems to be against you and me |
| We gotta turn it all around |
| Set the world on its head |
| Start feeding our own selves |
| Can’t count on being fed |
| Bababadaba baba dobadobado |
| Bababadaba badabada bo babodabo |
| Bababadaba baba dobadobado |
| Bababadababo badababo"
|
| Who are you?,"You know me. |
| Do you write… |
| song a day? Yes. |
| What are you doing? |
| Singing to you. |
| To help you get to sleep. |
| Who are you? |
| You know me. |
| What’s your name? |
| I’m Jonathan Mann. |
| What are you doing? |
| Singing right now |
| Sleepy sleepy sleep"
|
| When the moon is sinking low,"The blinking of the stars |
| The men were drinking and got to thinking |
| About just what they are |
| Yo ho ho |
| We did not know |
| The power of the sea |
| We thought we knew |
| The deepest blue |
| Is made of you and me |
| When the boat is cast aside |
| The rising tide will claim |
| The men inside will shout with pride |
| So loudly they’ll exclaim |
| When the men are drowning down |
| Beneath the sound of sirens |
| The captains crown was never found |
| In the wreckage and the violence"
|
| It’s an October semen explosion,"Enough semen to fill an ocean |
| Semen in the trees |
| Semen in the air |
| Everywhere you look |
| There’s semen there |
| Jizza, Jizza, Jizza Jizzaween |
| It’s the new holiday you didn’t know you needed |
| So much jizz in the news |
| Jizz in your pockets |
| Filling up your shoes |
| Is there jizz in your coffee |
| have you check |
| beuacse ji zz is showing up |
| where you least expect"
|
| Justice is a funny thing,"When you can only see |
| Out of your own eyes |
| Who should be free |
| You say they’re criminals |
| I say they living their lives |
| You say they messed |
| I say they want the best |
| For their sons daughters husbands and wives |
| You round them up |
| You break down doors |
| You flex your broken muscles |
| Families ripped apart |
| And you call it justice |
| Justice is a funny thing |
| You question contributions |
| Your own wife is an immigrant |
| And what has she been doing |
| You see parasites |
| But they give |
| Much more than they take |
| And we |
| Will all suffer |
| In the lack of what they make |
| You round them up |
| You break down doors |
| You flex your broken muscles |
| Families ripped apart |
| And you call it justice |
| PBH6rLXhqPxmGLwcXcRrvgBA"
|
| in this land,"of garbage and maniacs |
| I stand out like a sore thumb |
| That's been hamm |
| erd and the hand can't react |
| Cuz ultimately the hand is dumb |
| The hand has no brains |
| Of it's own |
| And when it rains |
| You feel it in your bones |
| Walk a track |
| straight and tidy path that |
| Takes you where you want to go |
| God will laugh |
| He'll jiggle his belly and digestive track |
| You'll ask him to stop and he'll say no |
| God has other plans |
| of his own |
| And when it rains |
| You feel them in your bones |
| That's the last thing you want to hear |
| I'm telling you; It's the truth |
| Stage a play |
| Where the leading actors say their lines |
| In languages no one understands |
| It's underway |
| And the audience goes out of their minds |
| The chorus line does an awful dance |
| That spotlight shining |
| Has always shone |
| And when it rains |
| You feel it in your bones"
|
| I kind of want an iPad,"I kind of want one real bad |
| Let's just say, I'd be glad |
| To get one as a birthday present |
| If I don't get one, well I'll be kind of sad |
| Less than pissed but just a little mad |
| I kind of want an iPad |
| But I don't know why I do |
| I don't know why I do |
| I wasn't that impressed at the debut |
| But my thoughts and feelings are kind of screwed |
| When it comes to Apple products |
| I don't know what I'd use it for |
| But just knowing it was there in a drawer |
| It's the idea of it that I adore |
| I resist but know I've lost it |
| I kind of want an iPad |
| I kind of want one kind of real bad |
| Let's just say, I'd be glad |
| To get one as a birthday present"
|
| "Does it hurt I can’t feel anything, I’ve","been losing so hard lately Don’t |
| confuse unrealized loss with losses, fren, believe I |
| can’t feel anything I should have sold the |
| other day when I felt good And |
| all was right in the universe And |
| I was going to be rich and find |
| a woman to marry And |
| start a family and turn my life around"
|
| I been working non stop on my 5000,"song If |
| you wanna be If |
| you wanna be in the video Oh |
| you can click down in the link Yeah |
| you can dance along I'd |
| love to see all of you there Oh |
| oh It's |
| my 5000 song Whoa |
| whoa whoa 5000 Yeah |
| I've been working on it so hard every |
| day And |
| I'd like for you to come be in |
| the video Oh |
| So if you wanna do that click down |
| in the link and say hey hey hooray |
| I'm dancing to Jonathan's |
| 5000 song a day Oh |
| five 5000 so Whoa |
| whoa whoa My |
| 5000 songs Yeah |
| yeah yeah 5000 songs Whoa |
| whoa Whoa |
| whoa 5000 songs"
|
| "Baby Yoda,","baby, baby Yoda, |
| baby Yoda, |
| baby, baby Yoda, |
| baby Yoda, |
| baby Yoda, |
| baby Yoda, |
| baby Yoda |
| The galaxy is going to hell But |
| we've fallen under your spell Baby, |
| little baby, you're the one Baby |
| Yoda, baby, baby Yoda, |
| baby Yoda, |
| baby Yoda, |
| baby Yoda, |
| baby Yoda, |
| baby Yoda, |
| baby Yoda |
| There's a dark side in the light But |
| I never knew I needed you in my |
| life Baby, |
| oh baby, you're the one Baby |
| Yoda, baby, baby Yoda, |
| baby Yoda"
|
| Tina tina tina tina tina Louise,"She likes Terry Gross and stinky cheese |
| Foreign films, her friend carol and Negronis |
| Her cat niko sister zoa and her dog eve |
| Oh it’s Tina’s birthday |
| She is smart and funny and kind |
| Alice and Robert and Leigh all love her |
| So break out that red wine |
| Put on some Janis Joplin |
| Watch some Wes Anderson |
| Oh it’s Tina’s birthday |
| Which means its time for fun |
| Bob Dylan, Boqeruones and cheesecake |
| She makes cute animal puns all day |
| She doesn’t like bad fashion or happy dogs |
| Mean people poor grammar or know it alls |
| She loves to laugh and garden |
| And spending time with her family |
| She works really really hard |
| And today is her birthday"
|
| On the,"Ferris wheel |
| I didn't know what was real |
| And in the van ride home |
| You showed me things |
| I never known |
| You were mine |
| For just a moment |
| You were yourself |
| And |
| I was me |
| But no one can ever last |
| When it's that way |
| And it's that way |
| On the car at home |
| I couldn't get you on on the phone |
| The size of the stars had changed |
| I didn't know my own name |
| But you told me exactly what you thought of me |
| But you didn't really love me |
| And you didn't really love me |
| Oh no no you didn't really love me |
| Bo"
|
| He was making his own video games,"When he was in high school |
| Using nothing but a calculator |
| Even then he was so cool |
| Then he went to HAL Laboratory |
| Straight out of university |
| T hey were on the verge of bankruptcy |
| They made him president, he saved the day |
| Balloon Fight, Earthbound and Kirby |
| Pokemon, the DS and the Wii |
| From the streets of Sapporo |
| To become the President of Nintendo |
| Satoru Iwata |
| We thank you |
| For the joy you brought us |
| We loved you a whole lotta |
| 0 |
| Satoru Iwata |
| On my business card |
| I am a corporate president |
| In my mind |
| I am a game developer |
| But in my heart |
| I am a gamer |
| Hiroshi Yamaguchi hand picked Iwata |
| Nintendo wasn’t doing so well |
| But under his leadership, they made a comeback |
| The Wii and the DS would sell and sell |
| But as of late things have slowed down |
| He wasn’t one to spread blame around |
| In this time of need, he took half salary |
| As he looked to the future |
| Animal Crossing, Zelda, Mario |
| Large and small he took on any task |
| He made tough decisions and didn’t need to apologize |
| And he goofed off on Iwata Asks"
|
| I’m the captain of the Ever Given,"Bound for Rotterdam |
| 5th in the northbound convoy |
| In the Suez Canal |
| Strong wind out of nowhere |
| And we ran aground |
| little picture on the internet |
| Spread faster than the speed of sound |
| 20,000 TEU’s |
| Still it’s not enough |
| No ship yet exists |
| To contain all your stuff |
| It’s what I do everyday |
| From morning until night |
| And the only time you know me |
| Is on the worst day of my life |
| I’m the captain of the Ever Given |
| My whole life is at sea |
| 250 days a year |
| I miss my family |
| Who knows where your stuff comes from |
| Like poof, it just exists |
| I am invisible |
| Until I’m stuck in the Suez"
|
| Well sad sad news coming over the tubes,"today bunch of our favorite podcasts will be |
| going away and sad is still the news |
| that as the axe fell down on them |
| well the axe that fell fell down as |
| well on the likes of egl Oh |
| my heart filled up with sad First |
| I heard the news and soon an angry |
| madness gripped me as I refused to believe |
| what I was hearing that my favorite gaming |
| shows are gonna be replaced by a sorry |
| waste called Ugo |
| Well it's say goodbye to Shane |
| Milky and the rest lil dining mad I |
| tid my hat well you boys are the |
| best just like Che |
| Jane Lou |
| Mark and Damian |
| and John |
| in the aftermath You'll |
| forge a path you'll find a way to |
| move on you entertained me you informed me |
| made a conversation out of a one way |
| street we hung out weekly you never bore |
| me can't believe it's over but you land |
| on your feet yes you land on on |
| your feet so here's to one up yours |
| retronauts an egm well the one up show |
| I love you you know and the kids |
| are 1 up fm I know it won't |
| be long before we see you all again |
| but the names will change from beloved the |
| same so ghost until then I said we're |
| ghost until then I love you guys I |
| really do"
|
| You’ve got too,"Much on your plate |
| I’ve got you |
| Right where I want |
| You |
| Right where I need |
| You |
| It doesn’t matter |
| What came before |
| You can see the future |
| Through an open door |
| You can crawl on your hands and knees |
| Right through |
| But you can’t stay still |
| From your mouth |
| Came only lies |
| Ready to pounce |
| Like the butterflies |
| That flap in your stomach |
| When you feel |
| Like you’re going nuts |
| So as you crawl |
| Just picture this |
| steady stream of angels |
| With tanks and ships |
| Coming to avenge their father |
| Who’s one commandment was"
|
| As long as they feed us this lie,"and we comply with it and I am |
| done Tonight |
| they're treating us like we're diseased I reached |
| a breaking point I'm |
| done I'm |
| fine Look |
| at me I am done Tonight |
| they're treating us like we're diseased I reached |
| a breaking point I'm |
| done I'm |
| fine Look |
| at me I'm |
| fine I'm |
| done I'm |
| fine I'm |
| not crazy I'm |
| fine I'm |
| done I'm |
| fine Look |
| at me I'm |
| a healthy person I'm |
| fine I'm |
| not crazy Look |
| at our I'm |
| not sick I'm |
| fine Look |
| at me This |
| is not what they're telling us This |
| It's a lie This |
| is a lie I'm |
| not saying go It's |
| not real Everyone's |
| lying Look |
| at me I'm |
| not I'm |
| a healthy person This |
| is a lie There's |
| no asymptomatic spread There |
| is no asymptomatic spread There |
| is no asymptomatic spread There |
| is no asymptomatic spread I'm |
| not doing it anymore I'm |
| not doing it anymore I'm |
| done I'm |
| not doing it anymore I'm |
| done I am done Tonight |
| they're treating us like we're diseased I reached |
| a breaking point I'm |
| done I'm |
| fine Look |
| at me I'm |
| fine I'm |
| done I'm |
| fine I'm |
| not crazy I'm |
| fine I'm |
| done I'm |
| fine Look |
| at me I'm |
| fine I'm |
| done I'm |
| fine I'm |
| crazy I'm |
| fine I'm |
| done I'm |
| fine Asymptomatic |
| spread is not a thing They've |
| already shown there is no asymptomatic spread There |
| is no asymptomatic spread I don't have symptoms |
| I'm fine I'm |
| not a carrier of disease This |
| is what I'm |
| saying They're |
| treating us like we're diseased You |
| just said How |
| is it treating you Like |
| your disease But |
| then wearing a mask is not an imposition |
| to be careful with other people's health It's |
| not just the mask This |
| is the epicenter of the country It's |
| everything I'm |
| not doing it anymore"
|
| If my time weren’t short,"If my time were long |
| Maybe I could do more of a song |
| But I’m very hungry |
| I gotta eat lunch |
| And I got a bunch |
| bunch, a bunch, a bunch, a bunch |
| bunch of stuff to do |
| I love you |
| Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-oooo"
|
| Let,"Let it go |
| Tell it to the sun |
| Somebody care’s, you know? |
| There’s nothing |
| Waiting in the wings |
| There’s no cosmic prize |
| No band of angels to sing |
| You don’t have to have a good time |
| But you only get one |
| Crack at every day you go |
| And when you go around the sun |
| You might get tired |
| You might be spent |
| But soon enough you’ll wonder where it all went |
| Take |
| Somebody’s hand |
| Doesn’t matter who |
| We’re all the same in the end |
| Hold |
| On best you can |
| It’s nice to have company |
| When God’s laughing at your plan |
| Mama’s |
| Just relax |
| The kids will be just fun |
| No matter how you act |
| Papa’s |
| Don’t get stuck |
| Rattling around your cage |
| Looking for luck"
|
| She’s got a lot to say,"She’s rather say it than run away |
| When she starts to make her point |
| All eyes line up and conspire to anoint |
| Her soul on fire |
| Her limbs are tired |
| Her mind is mired |
| And the day to day of every day |
| Another layer for show |
| The way we come and we go |
| You’ll never hear her tell |
| The fact or fiction wishing well |
| I’m following my gut |
| When I said “So” |
| She said “what” |
| I am living proof of this |
| That life goes on |
| On the edge of a precipice |
| Once side is dark |
| The other is far |
| The contrast is stark |
| But life keeps moving anyway |
| Another layer for show |
| The was we come and we go |
| Oh oh |
| You’ll never hear me tell |
| The fact or fiction wishing well |
| And the days get short |
| And I report |
| My findings to |
| Oh anyone will do |
| As long as I’m not alone |
| I’ll tell anyone how I have grown |
| Every email I get |
| Is full of proclamations that I don’t understand, yeah |
| But no one knows what they’ve done |
| Til they’ve exposed enough of themselves to the sun |
| The sun lets live |
| The sun takes and gives |
| Judges by what is |
| And not what you are hiding from |
| Another layer for show |
| The way we come and we go |
| Oh oh |
| You’ll never hear her tell |
| The fact or fiction wishing well"
|
| When you do the very same thing day,"in and out The |
| songs you sing don't change at all They |
| just get rearranged And |
| you don't know who you are And |
| you don't know who you are Don't |
| give up hope Don't |
| give up hope Don't |
| give up don't don't give up Don't |
| don't give up hope When |
| it's almost noon and you haven't been outside |
| Cause you've been hard at work And |
| you feel the life getting sucked out of |
| you by the day And |
| you don't know who you are And |
| you don't know who you are Don't |
| give up hope Don't |
| give up oh Don't |
| give up hope Don't |
| give up hope You |
| might remember a song you sang In |
| a long forgotten dream When |
| you were just a kid and everything made |
| sense And |
| nobody was there to tell you no you're |
| doing it wrong Not |
| like that You |
| won't find the answers at the bottom of |
| that pit You've |
| got to go deeper within yourself But |
| you don't know who you are And |
| you don't know who you are Don't |
| give up hope Don't |
| give up ho Oh |
| don't give up hope Don't |
| lose that hoe"
|
| I've gathered my wits about me,"They're each hanging by a thread |
| I was sort of surprised this morning |
| When I didn't wake up dead |
| It's a mystery how time moves |
| So slow and fast and uneven |
| It's a mystery how so many fools |
| Decide just what to believe in |
| But the sign says beware of falling rocks |
| And the sign says pedestrians crossing here |
| He that knows doesn't talk |
| He that talks is just masking his fear |
| You're giving me head in the kitchen |
| While I'm making dinner for us |
| Each moment seems small as we're living |
| But it's so, so big when you look at it all |
| I've entering territory |
| For which I don't have the breath |
| I'm good at making up stories |
| That end with somebody's death |
| My heart is moved by video games |
| So subtle and over defined |
| I'm moved by words on the TV |
| I'm constantly changing my mind |
| The advertisements come faster and faster |
| The night sky gets brighter by the hour |
| We're living one long natural disaster |
| We're a hesitant, teetering tower |
| You're giving me head in the kitchen |
| While I'm making dinner for us |
| Each moment seems small as we're living |
| But it's so, so big when you look at it all"
|
| Ted,"Cruz in that porn |
| Ted |
| Cruz looking at porn |
| Hey good morning |
| Ted |
| Cruz looking out |
| Well |
| I'm a big fan of porn |
| And heaven knows |
| I wouldn't be judging him if he didn't try to ban dildos |
| What |
| Ted |
| Cruz in that porn |
| Ted |
| Cruz in that porn |
| Good morning |
| Porn |
| Ted |
| Cruz looking at porn |
| Ted |
| Cruz looking at porn |
| Ted |
| Cruz looking at porn |
| Good morning |
| Ted |
| Cruz looking at porn"
|
| In the early morning light,"In the colors of the sky |
| I can see where I went wrong |
| And I know the reason why |
| I can't tell you what to do |
| You wouldn't listen anyway |
| I put all my weight on you |
| But I couldn't make you stay |
| And I'm shifting all my blame |
| In the morning |
| And you know just why you came |
| In the morning |
| All the bells are will ring |
| In the morning |
| All the words are will sting |
| In the morning |
| I watch the sun come up |
| I am trying to look tough |
| I know most of the moves |
| But I always mess it up |
| I always mess it up |
| As I break character |
| I never know enough |
| To leave things as they were"
|
| "Answer me, my love Exactly","why you had to go... You |
| knew that it was dangerous Cause |
| this ain't the first time, no... And |
| I can't keep wandering around Looking |
| for you, risking life and limb It's |
| all I can do to keep loving you |
| I've seen fire in the pits of hell |
| I've fought sharks on the ocean's floor I've |
| seen statues come to life, man Even |
| talking dinosaurs I do all these things for |
| you I do them, I'm |
| compelled I do it again and again I |
| keep loving you Now |
| I'm falling And |
| I'm screaming He |
| came at me so quick there's no way |
| I could have heard him He's |
| the Lizard |
| He's the Wizard |
| And he points his magic wand and the |
| earth becomes turtles Turtles |
| thirsty for blood And |
| they spring to life out of mud And |
| they follow you 'till you're dead Or |
| you kill 'em Or |
| you...kill 'em Triangles, |
| circles and squares I turned around...he's disappeared I |
| can't have that far to go But |
| really, I don't know..."
|
| I’m moving as fast as I can,"Down the path laid out before me |
| Generally speaking I have no plan |
| I go where my nose leads me |
| If I had the time |
| I would write symphony |
| rattling cacophony of sound |
| But as it stands |
| I’ve gotta eat lunch |
| So it’s time to put my guitar down"
|
| We trust each other that’s the hardest thing,"We work together optimistically |
| It’s something bigger that we’re raising up high |
| We got a mascot he’s a bald guy |
| We dream it |
| We share it |
| We build it on base |
| Together |
| We do it |
| We build it on base |
| Wake up in |
| The morning |
| We build it on base |
| Ahh ahh |
| We build it on base |
| Ahh ahh |
| We build it on base |
| And in my dreams this will never end |
| Spend my life building with my friends |
| We’ll live forever in the bits of code |
| Until the heat death of the universe |
| He’s a bald guy |
| Many shades of blue |
| He’s a bald guy |
| We’re based"
|
| Boulevard of the Gymnast Dropout,"There’s stray cats on the balance beam |
| They’re doing flips into the fountain |
| Back in full out in the floor routine |
| And the tension is really mounting |
| They’re flic Flac down the avenue |
| Then they handspring to the store |
| They’ve all been to the olympics |
| They don’t want to go there anymore |
| IT’s a round off to a layout |
| WIth a tuck and then twist |
| Somebody screams from an open window |
| I can’t live like this"
|
| Bird waste transmits disease Do,"not feed the ducks or geese Bird |
| waste transmits disease Do |
| not feed the ducks or geese The |
| geese don't feed Yeah |
| The geese feces Bird |
| waste transmits disease Do |
| not feed the duck So |
| geese Bird |
| waste transmits disease Do |
| not eat the duck feces It's |
| poop for you It's |
| poop bad for you So |
| Bird feces transmits disease Do |
| not eat the bird feces Bird |
| feces transmits disease Please |
| do not eat the bird feces To |
| poop gonna make you s yeah the poop |
| gonna make you sick"
|
| He left us in charge,"Oh no! |
| We don’t care |
| We just want to screw around |
| Oh yeah! |
| Toothless moms |
| And smart ass kids |
| And so we remain |
| The coolest game in town |
| Game Deals |
| Game Deals |
| Game Deals"
|
| Super quick,"Super quick |
| Super quick song |
| Don’t have a lot of time |
| Gotta write a super quick song |
| If I had more time |
| I’d write a longer song |
| But I got no time |
| No time"
|
| Stare into the dark and the dark stares back,"Everything you make will be outta whack |
| There is nothing but the blue blue sky |
| You keep asking never get a reply |
| Truth, justice, the American way |
| We’re all living in a morality play |
| Just follow the bouncing ball |
| Whatever you do, don’t break the 4th wall |
| Whatever you do, don’t let it on that |
| You are ready for combat |
| I used to throw rocks at cars |
| From way high up in the trees |
| I used to stare up at the stars |
| And fall down to my knees |
| Make your move or get off the horse |
| You can’t make the whole river change course |
| Just skip one stone and watch the waves |
| Disappear out into space |
| You can’t be what you are not |
| Do what you can or do what you ought |
| Simmering just beneath your lungs |
| Boiling over by the tons |
| Dripping down your weary bones |
| They resonate with secret tones"
|
| Last night a lightning strike nearly hit our,"house I used to be so so scared |
| I would read Garfield |
| books when I was afraid Now |
| I think they're kind of dumb Funny |
| how things change Oh |
| it's fun to pick the lint out your |
| belly button it's fun to pick the snot |
| out your knows the distance between us and |
| apes Boils |
| down to nothing we're all just so afraid |
| of what we do not know Last |
| night I got up and as I went |
| to pee I felt a presence in the |
| room but it was just the night playing |
| tricks on me My |
| brain was sensing things that simply could not |
| be oh it's fun to pick the lens |
| out your belly button and it's fun to |
| pick the snot out your nose the distance |
| between us and apes Boils |
| down to nothing we are all just so |
| afraid of what we do not know Last |
| night I had a dream that an alien |
| hugged my face Its |
| tentacles reached for my brain and I woke |
| up covered in sweat Feeling |
| violated I wondered what the apes dream about |
| and if it would be related it's fun |
| to pick the limb out your belly button |
| and it's fun to pick the snail out |
| your nose the distance between us and apes |
| Boils down to nothing we're all just so |
| afraid of the things we do not know |
| we're all just so afraid of the things |
| we do not know Know |
| O"
|
| I had a dream,"That I was so on fire |
| You wouldn’t want to stand near me |
| All around |
| There were shouts and cries |
| The whole town bowed down and feared me |
| And the when oh |
| And blew me out |
| I had a dream |
| That I was 11 feet tall |
| I couldn’t see any of my friends |
| I dug a hole beneath a rainbow |
| I couldn’t find my way home again |
| I had a dream everything made sense |
| But it was slow as molasses |
| Suddenly the world went dark |
| I forgot to bring my glasses"
|
| bird on the telephone,"says hi hi hi |
| i should be soaring |
| up in the sky |
| instead i’m talking |
| to you on the phone |
| this isn’t right |
| leave me alone |
| i’m a bird |
| bear in the bicycle |
| starting to sweat |
| says there’s so much |
| i haven’t seen yet |
| i don’t belong here |
| on this bicycle no |
| i should be out in the woods |
| where the wild things grow |
| i’m a bear |
| man in a house |
| surrounded by things |
| easier life |
| than in the past kings |
| do i belong here |
| or with the bird and the bear |
| i’m not sure i |
| belong anywhere |
| i’m a man r"
|
| Who will remain when the night turns dawn,"who will remain who will sing your song |
| Who will remain it still knows how to |
| dance Tell |
| me who will remain but the ones shouldn't |
| send can't 1000 screaming architects the whole city |
| is on fire Won't |
| someone come and take away their guns There's |
| no loyalty that love protects when the riot |
| is your choir no religion that doesn't melt |
| beneath the sun Whoa |
| whoa who will remain when the night turns |
| to dawn Tell |
| me who will remain who will sing your |
| song still knows how to dance who remain |
| but the ones should answer Kiss |
| there's no tincture there's no medicine there's no |
| vial there's no cup there's no rhythm in |
| the passage of time and who will dare |
| to love again when the ocean freezes up |
| there's no mistaking hope for mountains not yet |
| climbing when the night turns to dust who |
| will remain Who |
| will sing your song Who |
| will remain who still knows how to dance |
| Who will remain but the one shut"
|
| This includes:,"Liz Freeman Rosenzweig |
| Vivian Chen |
| Tingting Xiang |
| Michelle Davison |
| Matthew Prior |
| Luke Mackinder |
| Nina Ivanova |
| Yuval Kaye |
| Adam Idoine |
| Rick Kim |
| Robert Jinkerson |
| Frieder Fauser |
| All of the energy |
| on the entire earth |
| It all comes from the sun |
| Captured by the plants |
| From the time you’re dead |
| All the way back to your birth |
| The oxygen you breathe |
| When you’re sleeping and when you dance |
| Here comes sunlight |
| Photons hit chlorophyll |
| Electrons get excited |
| And move all around until |
| It creates cash money |
| That the plant can spend |
| To do what it needs honey |
| And then it all starts again |
| The sugar that you eat is stored sunlight |
| Photosynthesis, you can see it from space |
| Before photosynthesis evolved on our planet |
| There wasn’t any oxygen up in this place |
| Here comes Rubisco |
| big enzyme |
| Part of the photo |
| Synthesis assembly line |
| It’s the most abundant |
| Protein that we know |
| It fixes C02 |
| In the photosynthesis flow |
| Photosynthesis, |
| has been found |
| On the ocean floor |
| where there’s no sunlight |
| Elysia chlorotica |
| is a sea slug |
| It eats algae |
| and can photosynthesize"
|
| Black and Native,"mothers are 2 to 3 times as likely |
| to die During |
| childbirth And |
| that’s a fucking disgrace White |
| moms are marching against the cowardly gestapo to |
| say That |
| Black Lives |
| Matter Get |
| the fuck out of our city Every |
| mom I know Does |
| so much emotional labor That |
| too often goes Unrecognized |
| To the moms in my life And |
| all the moms just struggling to survive To |
| the moms on the front lines We |
| fuckin salute you"
|
| i got no space in my brain for looking good,"i got no space in my brain for looking good |
| i got no space in my brain for looking good |
| so i just look the way that i do |
| cause i got no space to look as good as you |
| i got no space in my brain for being neat |
| i got no space in my brain for being neat |
| i got no space in my brain for being neat |
| so i just keep the space i keep |
| and a carve a little place to sleep |
| oh, it's not an excuse |
| it's not an excuse |
| i'm just letting you know |
| so you don't get disappointed |
| i'm not trying to get off |
| i'm not saying it's right |
| i just don't want you thinking i'll do something |
| i'm not going to |
| I got no space in my brain for perfection |
| I got no space in my brain for perfection |
| I got no space in my brain for perfection |
| And so I make a lot of mistakes |
| And I just work the mistakes that I make |
| i got no space in my brain for being mean |
| i got no space in my brain for being mean |
| i got no space in my brain for being mean |
| i'd rather be polite than obscene |
| there's no sarcasm in my routine |
| I got no space in my brain for being alone |
| I got no space in my brain for being alone |
| I got no space in my brain for being alone |
| I spend my days down on my knees |
| and surrounded by company |
| i got no space in my brain for going slow |
| i got no space in my brain for going slow |
| i got no space in my brain for going slow |
| So I jut go at the pace that I go |
| I try to meditate but no"
|
| His name was Wren,"He fell in love with a flock of |
| penguins But |
| he was polyamorous He |
| believed it could work But |
| the penguins were monogamous So |
| he left feeling like a big jerk Oh, |
| Wren Polyamorous |
| polar bear Oh, |
| Wren Polyamorous |
| polar bear He |
| sought refuge in his iceberg home But |
| the ice was melting and so he set |
| out alone Wandering |
| the tundra, searching for love Cursing |
| the ground that he walked upon And |
| resenting the sun above Oh, |
| Wren Polyamorous |
| polar bear Oh, |
| Wren Polyamorous |
| polar bear Two |
| years of walking He |
| arrived in New |
| York He |
| got a flat I Brooklyn |
| The fish market was his work One |
| day while catching the subway He |
| was in a big hurry He |
| bumped into a girl that was dressed as |
| a polar bear furry She |
| introduced him to her friends Oh, |
| Wren You |
| finally found a new home Yeah, |
| Wren The |
| polyamorous powar bear Oh |
| yeah"
|
| That was a good stopping point,"We just do that |
| I can sing the |
| ATP song |
| I usually lip sync it while |
| I'm doing my hair in the mirror of my makeup |
| Do you want to try |
| Well now the show is over there's no need to |
| Damn it |
| It was accidental accidental accidental accidental |
| John didn't do any research |
| Marco and |
| Casey wouldn't let him cause it was accidental accidental accident accidental |
| You can find the show notes at |
| ATP fm and if you're into |
| Twitter you can follow them at |
| a s e y |
| L |
| I s s and that's |
| Casey |
| Liss |
| M a r |
| o a r m e n t |
| Margo |
| Arment |
| S |
| I r a |
| Usacusa it's accidental accidental they do with me |
| I'm tired |
| There's one more line |
| Accidental accidental tech podcast so long |
| That's amazing |
| So out of tune |
| That's pretty good for unprompted on a podcast |
| Pretty good |
| Maybe in my top four"
|
| I got a chipped front tooth,"From biting my nails |
| I don't have any cavities though |
| There's a soft breeze blowing |
| Wind for my sails |
| And it smells like something new |
| There's a study just published |
| That nostalgia is good for you |
| That it can make you less bored |
| less stressed and less lonely |
| If that's true then I'm probably |
| Doing all right |
| Cause last week is the good 'ol days to me |
| And change is good |
| But change is hard |
| An empty room catches you off guard |
| All the mindfulness of impermanence |
| Doesn't take the sting away |
| And change is good |
| But it comes so quick |
| And you rebuild things brick by brick |
| But the sun beats down and you're sure that you |
| Just want things to stay |
| The way they were |
| My hair grows quick |
| My beard grows quicker |
| My widows peak gets higher |
| I don't have time |
| And when I do |
| I just want to play video games |
| In the morning I wake up |
| And I look at my phone |
| I know I shouldn't do it |
| But I just can't resist |
| What if something big happened while I was sleeping? |
| What kind of crazy and exciting things have I missed? |
| Caught between the place where I'm supposed to be |
| And wherever it is I'm going |
| Carry the rock straight up the hill |
| Then carry it up again |
| This is the line that I'm toeing |
| I try really really hard |
| To tell the truth |
| But then I end up lying to myself |
| It's a theory I have |
| And I'm seeking out proof |
| Picking flowers and gathering stones |
| There's a study just published |
| That nostalgia is good for you |
| That it can make you less bored |
| less stressed and less lonely |
| If that's true then I'm probably |
| Doing all right |
| Cause last week is the good 'ol days to me"
|
| What did you do when you had a home,"Did you throw a party |
| You can have everything you want |
| What did you do when you could fly |
| Did you land gently |
| What did you do when you in the light |
| Did you show up empty |
| What did you do at the end |
| Did you call out softly"
|
| Pizza you're my favorite food like turtles in the sewer,"I could eat you everyday for breakfast lunch and dinner |
| You promise me eternity with your perfect circle |
| I'll never touch you with a fork, I'll always use my fingers |
| Pizza you’re my favorite food, there is no competition |
| Wood fired at the restaurant or the oven in my kitchen |
| Any toppings that you like just give it to me greasy |
| Cowabunga all my dudes we’re surfing on the cheesy"
|
| Somebody want to pay me,"As much as my house cost |
| For this piece of art |
| That I really love |
| As much as I could use |
| 300 thousand dollar |
| The truth is that |
| I can’t let it go |
| I still remember |
| The day I minted |
| I was so excited |
| First on chain artwork |
| That’s what I think of |
| When I look at it |
| So tell me tell me |
| What is that worth"
|
| I’m falling and I don’t know,"Where I’m gonna land |
| Images and sounds |
| That I don’t quite understand |
| I wake up and suddenly |
| bright shining light |
| I don’t have to go to sleep |
| For the rest of the night |
| Right now somewhere |
| 3 people have died |
| And 5 more people |
| Are just coming alive |
| People having sex |
| And getting divorced |
| Constantly everywhere |
| Time takes it’s course |
| No one will save you |
| No one can build you |
| better boat for sailing |
| gauaruntee to not failing |
| So pick yourself up and |
| Shake yourself loose |
| Sometimes your the engine |
| Other times the caboose |
| The trick is to know |
| Which one you’re doing now |
| Someday i confident |
| You’ll know what I’m talking about"
|
| Hey folks I'm,"addressing you here It's |
| me your pal Jonathan |
| I'm here at the beginning of my video |
| Normally these days if I do if I |
| talk to you directly I put it at |
| the end But |
| this time I really want you to hear |
| me And |
| I really want to make sure that all |
| of you who are going to watch me |
| are hearing this So |
| please listen I'm |
| about to do my song but first I |
| want to talk to you Those |
| of you who've been around for a while |
| may remember that back in like 2017 2018 |
| I was working on a digital collectible project |
| where you'd be able to collect my songs |
| as what are now known as N |
| F Ts |
| You may have heard this phrase this acronym |
| flying around N |
| F Ts |
| are the thing that I was talking about |
| way back then You |
| may remember it now They're |
| everywhere They've |
| suddenly exploded and the tools finally exist for |
| me to do it easily without having to |
| code anything Which |
| is why on March |
| 15th at 300pm Eastern |
| I will be releasing the first 365 songs |
| of song a day as one of one |
| N F |
| Ts They're |
| each going to be a unique digital collectible |
| To revisit the idea of what an N |
| F T |
| is the basic idea is that it's a |
| blockchain thing that allows for digital assets to |
| become scarce That's |
| been the way that I've |
| described it up until now But |
| really the real thing is it's not the |
| asset itself that becomes scarce For |
| instance my one of one songs it's not |
| the song itself that's scarce it's the ownership |
| of the song that is scarce That's |
| what's tracked on the blockchain and that's what |
| is valuable So |
| you're at somewhere sort of like owning the |
| receipt It's |
| like I have this receipt that says that |
| I own this song And |
| then what you can do with that receipt |
| is you can feel good about it You |
| can feel like oh this is my favorite |
| song of Jonathan's |
| from Year |
| one and now I own it Or |
| you could sell it You |
| could buy it for a certain amount of |
| money you can sell it for more money |
| If you can that's a whole thing So |
| March 15 3pm Eastern |
| There's three things that I want you to |
| do You're |
| only ever supposed to ask your audience to |
| do one thing at a time But |
| I'm gonna ask you to do way more |
| than that Cause |
| I really want you all involved If |
| you wanna be involved in this project then |
| here's what I really want you to do |
| The number one thing is please join the |
| group Chat |
| Discord group that I have going I will |
| put a link to all of this in |
| the description So |
| join the Discord |
| Hop into the conversation if you can use |
| your same screen name as you are here |
| on You |
| Tube and that way I'll |
| know who and I'll |
| be able to say hello directly So |
| join the Discord |
| It's in the description Number |
| two you're going to sign up for something |
| called If |
| you want one of these songs One |
| of these One |
| of one N |
| F T |
| song a day songs You're |
| going to sign up for Metamask |
| I'll put a link to that in the |
| Description It's |
| number two Meta |
| Mask Number |
| three read the little web page that I've |
| made all about this project Like |
| what is it What |
| What does this song a Day |
| N F |
| T thing entail So |
| do those three things Discord |
| Metamask Read |
| the thing And |
| I'm looking at my watch to make sure |
| that I'm |
| still recording And |
| I am recording If |
| you ever see me look at my watch |
| now that's what I'm |
| doing I'm |
| like am I recording Okay |
| so do those things I'm |
| really excited I hope you will be involved |
| Shoot me a message if you have any |
| questions I love you all I love you |
| all for being here for watching me and |
| let's do a song now Okay |
| We're going to improvise our song today I |
| think it might be a little attitude That's |
| okay The |
| infinite monkeys are at it again When |
| will they stop now I don't know when |
| the infinite monkey have you on their mind |
| and they're going to beat you all the |
| time with their monkey arms Oh |
| yeah with their monkey heads The |
| infinite monkeys are writing a book Is |
| it better than Shakespeare |
| I'm not sure Let's |
| look They're |
| writing letters to their friends and I'm |
| not sure but I think at the end |
| they'll put some monkey wit That's |
| what I said Some |
| monkey laughter and some monkey hiss O |
| yeah Oh |
| oh oh oh Monkey |
| monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey |
| Infinite monkeys all of the time from here |
| to cloud nine Infinite |
| monkeys in infinite space Don't |
| let those monkeys go to waste you You |
| gotta save the infinite monkeys to save the |
| infinite monkeys Yeah |
| save the infinite monkeys Save |
| the infinite monkey kind Save |
| the infinite inf The |
| infinite monkeys are getting that look like they're |
| about to throw the book but no instead |
| they're throwing their poop What |
| do you expect infinite monkeys to do except |
| throw throw throw their poop at you Throw |
| throw throw their poop at you Gotta |
| save the infinite monkeys Yeah |
| say save the infinite monkeys Yeah |
| save the infinite monkeys Gotta |
| say the infinite O |
| monkeys Say |
| the infinite O |
| monkeys Don't |
| stop thinking about those monkey Okay |
| that's the end Are |
| we still recording We |
| are Very |
| good You |
| have your instructions You |
| know what to do I believe in you |
| I hope you will click I hope you |
| will do the things and think about what |
| your favorite song from year one is Click |
| through some songs from year one if you're |
| able I'll |
| put the There'll |
| be lots of stuff in the description Go |
| look at the description Okay |
| Love you guys I think I've |
| said everything Bye"
|
| I had a dream,"About you and me |
| Drifting in space |
| Back to from where we came |
| Energy is matter |
| And when your soul is shattered |
| million pieces fly |
| Straight up into the sky |
| If only you could know |
| There’s nothing to worry about |
| Strange rock formations |
| We found on our vacation |
| We made them our own |
| We’re never going home |
| I’ve got this nervous |
| Tick it’s got a purpose |
| To ward off all the demons |
| Who obscure the meanings |
| If only I could know |
| There’s nothing to worry abou |
| Take me apart |
| Lungs bones and heart |
| Put me in a pile |
| Then dance around a while |
| When the evening wanes |
| Light it all aflame |
| And watch the ashes start |
| To drift beyond the dark"
|
| The fascists are on the march,"They want to stomp your heart |
| Kill anyone that don’t look like them |
| Or lock you up in a dark dungeon |
| When they come to your town |
| Make your grandparents proud |
| And some day you will be known |
| Like Miss Pavlichenko"
|
| Papa,"Daddy |
| Father |
| No one else even compares |
| Father’s Day is when we show how we care |
| With Groupon |
| Groupon |
| Go-karts |
| Boating |
| Rafting |
| Bowling |
| Sky dive |
| Wine taste |
| Haircuts |
| Segues |
| Paintball |
| Rent a bike |
| Play golf |
| Rock climb |
| Oil change |
| Car wash |
| Fitness deals |
| Massage |
| Sporting events |
| Comedy clubs |
| Custom clothes for the dad you love |
| Restaurants and museums |
| With Groupon |
| Groupon |
| By the by |
| If you are traveling |
| Be sure to check the Groupons in advance |
| For that city |
| It’s Groupon |
| It’s Groupon"
|
| I don't want no Christmas,"lights Don't |
| want no applesauce I don't want no Jesus |
| Christ don't want no Santa |
| Claus You |
| know what would be nice Forget |
| me drinking oven Let's |
| sing the carol Applause |
| Sun doesn't come out and the moon looks |
| mad like it'll stamp you up in her |
| jaws that's when the only thing out of |
| your mouth should be a Christmas |
| carol Applause"
|
| ON the school bus,"We look out the window |
| Everyday |
| The same houses |
| The same dirt road |
| It never change |
| Rock rock rock rock |
| when stone wall goes by |
| Is what we say |
| Tree tree, grass grass grass |
| We entertain ourselves this way |
| Every day could be momentous |
| Earth shattering and stupendous |
| Telephone pole, telephone pole |
| Hello we see the telephone |
| Grave grave grave |
| By the graveyard |
| Dead and gone |
| I think we were a little bit older |
| Maybe 6 or 7 |
| Hold your breath |
| Until you see |
| white house with the devil"
|
| but i'm excited about the ipad 2,"cause it's gonna be really cool |
| with cameras that number 2 |
| and an a5 chip to boot |
| with speakers that are improved"
|
| Get your UK,"in tune Make |
| a lot of money get your UK |
| in tune or it won't be funny Bang |
| your pots and pans if you want some |
| rhythm Just |
| watch out how you gonna hit em well |
| 1 2 3 I've |
| got another idea 4 5 6 It's |
| not made out of fear get your you |
| can tune and grab a wrench we're gonna |
| build gonna build an everything bench we're gonna |
| sit down and write the tune that'll send |
| us all up to the moon we're gonna |
| get a gun 6 7 8 oh that |
| doesn't line up straight get your uke in |
| tune get your uke in tune get your |
| uke in tune get your uke in tune |
| get your uke in tune and lay the |
| tile and then you're gonna sing for a |
| While get your UK |
| in tune it's 8 19 what does that |
| mean What |
| does that mean 8 19 it's just a |
| random time Time |
| isn't real no matter how get you can |
| tune"
|
| People in London look different to me,"Like they’re from a different country |
| If I didn’t know that they were |
| I’m not sure that it would occur to me |
| I feel really cool when I’m taking the tube |
| Is that how you say it, I’m not down with the lingo |
| James said my bumbag made me look American |
| American |
| Made me look American |
| James said my bumbag made me look American |
| I said it’s a fanny pack |
| People in London are very friendly |
| Even when I think they’ll be mean |
| Like the tough looking guy at the train station |
| Was amazing helping me with directions |
| I feel really cool when I’m taking the tube |
| I’m an adult, I know how to do stuff |
| James said my bumbag made me look American |
| American |
| Made me look American |
| James said my bumbag made me look American |
| I said it’s a fanny pack |
| Do Germans look German |
| Do the French look French |
| Do Canadians look Canadian |
| Inside of each of us, a beating heart |
| All our rhythms are the same circadian |
| I feel really cool when I’m taking the tube |
| In another country, like I know what I’m doing |
| James said my bumbag made me look American |
| American |
| Made me look American |
| James said my bumbag made me look American |
| I said it’s a fanny pack"
|
| Take a listen to years gone by,"You were younger then by a country mile |
| Would you do it again or differently |
| Time is a river rushing lazily |
| Nine hundred |
| Stack em together to the moon |
| Nine hundred |
| The future comes too soon |
| Take a listen to who you were |
| Time is not a barrier |
| Smell again what you cooked up |
| Was it too much or just enough |
| Stack em together way up high |
| Now sing this lullaby"
|
| I wanna go to the fourth dimension,"I wanna go to the fourth dimension right now |
| But |
| I'm stuck in the third dimension |
| I'm stuck and |
| I do not know how |
| I don't know how to get to the 4th dimension |
| Can you |
| I want to go to the 4th dimension |
| I want to go to the fourth dimension today |
| I'm stuck in the third dimension |
| Nothing or nothing or nothing could take me away |
| What is over there |
| What is over there |
| What is over there |
| And what's going on in the fourth |
| I wanna go to the fourth dimension |
| I wanna be in the fourth dimension |
| Woohoo |
| I'm stuck in the third dimension |
| So is everybody that you know so are you |
| We are in the third |
| We are in the third |
| We are in |
| T |
| H |
| E third |
| We are in |
| T |
| H |
| E third dimension the third |
| The 33rd third dimension |
| I'm stuck in the third dimension |
| I'm stuck in |
| T |
| H |
| E third dimension |
| Full know that |
| I want to go to the fourth dimension |
| I want to go out |
| Why go so bad |
| Oh bye"
|
| It builds you up ‘til it tear you apart,"No one will ever know just what’s in your heart |
| ‘Til you show them x2 |
| Know them |
| Show them |
| Apart on Valentine’s Day |
| It doesn’t matter anyway |
| Cause I’m here and you’re there |
| And it happens everywhere |
| Why is love hard? |
| It builds you up ‘til it tears you apart |
| No one will ever know what’s in your heart"
|
| Hey papa,"Yeah Jupiter |
| I’m making more levels for Ryukhar |
| He’s my favorite channel |
| I watch him every day |
| Oh awesome, let me see how to submit them |
| I guess you use this hashtag on twitter |
| But there’s a lot of submissions |
| Got to get his attention somehow |
| When there’s no good choices left |
| You’ve got to cheese it |
| Stay focused and keep your wits |
| You’ve got to cheese it |
| I think we should write him a song |
| Well there are other ways to get his attention |
| OK like what |
| Well if we knew his phone number we could call him |
| That’s true |
| If we knew where he lived we could go visit him |
| That’s also true |
| Or he could come over and we could turn off the light |
| Wait why are we turning out the light? |
| To get his attention |
| Got it"
|
| My Own,"Personal Spring |
| -Like a meandering stream we drift off to |
| the marsh behind my childhood home, with lots |
| of sleepy sidebars. There’s |
| a misty fern gully feeling In |
| the air tonight I’m |
| safe in my tree fort hideaway And |
| I’m feeling all right I don’t need wings |
| to fly I do it all the time |
| I’m swinging on the breeze and I Got |
| so many trees to climb So |
| many trees to climb In |
| my own personal spring I’m |
| flying all the time I don’t need no |
| wings I got bandaids on my knees And |
| feelings I can’t grok I’m |
| swinging on the breeze Land |
| on my feet right on the rocks This |
| half of the lawn was marshland Many |
| years ago Til |
| my dad came in with a backhoe And |
| dug a very big hole I’m |
| know there’s something in the woods You |
| can’t convince me otherwise There’s |
| water sloshing in my boots So |
| many trees I want to climb So |
| many trees to climb In |
| my own personal spring I’m |
| flying all the time I don’t need no |
| wings I got bandaids on my knees And |
| feelings I can’t grok I’m |
| swinging on the breeze Land |
| on my feet right on the rocks"
|
| I met the devil,"He wasn’t so bad |
| He asked me why |
| Everyone was so mad |
| At him |
| I strapped myself |
| In a solid jet pack |
| Took off for the moon |
| Had a heart attack |
| Of love |
| And sometimes |
| I go crazy |
| With emotion |
| It’s amazing |
| But I always come down |
| And I’m tired as a clown |
| In summer |
| Booked a flight to the sun |
| And I don’t want to take anyone |
| With me |
| I had a dream I could stop time |
| What’s mine is yours and yours is mine |
| Right here |
| I don’t know what my great great |
| Great grandpa was like it takes |
| a toll |
| We can’t remember back that far |
| but if we could we’d leave time ajar |
| and bugs would get in"
|
| Creampuff casper milk,"Toast custard spider silk |
| Hanging by a green thread |
| Hanging by a mean thread |
| No more downs the bait |
| No more downs the bait |
| No more downs the bait |
| No more downs the bait"
|
| to defy the law of gravity,"the punishment is fame on the internet |
| which is to say a step up from obscurity |
| you join the ranks of many famous cats |
| some well known and others nameless pawns |
| garfield and keyboard and maru jumps in boxes |
| you're big today but can you make it last |
| standing cat don't eat my rat |
| he is my friend and i'm quite fond |
| will you play GTA next or are you content |
| to stand there staring into the beyond"
|
| "I dream about this attic, oh From","dusk until dawn In |
| the dark in there It |
| seems to go on and on and on |
| My dad would always yell at me 'Cause |
| I'd hop the railing And |
| walk on the roof over there I thought |
| it was the coolest These |
| windows are a danger To |
| a child who is three But |
| also our computer was right here It |
| was an Apple |
| 2e This |
| was the den where I played that Nintendo |
| Then it became my room When |
| I was a teenager Many |
| memories within a single song I could go |
| on and on and on and on and |
| on Passover, |
| Thanksgiving, handle birthdays That |
| time I got stung by W, |
| that really hurt me Laying |
| down with Henry, |
| giving him lots of hugs And |
| right here on the mantle, it would get |
| all kinds of junk Arguing |
| with my brother As |
| we wandered to and fro 'Til my mom |
| had enough She |
| took away the Nintendo |
| Taking a shower here My |
| dad would yell at me 'Cause every time |
| I did I'd |
| forget to use the sweet Too |
| many memories fit in a single song I |
| could go on and on and on and |
| on and on This |
| was a group room where they did therapy |
| I have a babysitter watching me Making |
| lies, cookies, and making sushi too Sitting |
| on the countertop, meditating Closing |
| all the doors And |
| I'd throw that bouncy ball And |
| my mom would do the laundry All |
| the loose change, I could keep it all |
| I always wanted monkeys Be |
| swinging on these bars Put |
| a fire in the fireplace And |
| play the guitar Too |
| many memories fit in a single song I |
| could go on and on and on and |
| on and on Too |
| many memories fit in a single song I |
| could go on and on and on and |
| on and on I hang out here in |
| the morning Whenever |
| it would snow 'Cause we'd hear all the |
| school closings Coming |
| on my parents' radio This |
| was my parents' room And |
| right here was a love seat So |
| when I felt sick at night I could |
| come in here and sleep This |
| was my brother's room He |
| was me, even a surly bro But |
| right in that closet there Is |
| where I found my firstborn no Making |
| a bath with He-Man |
| and his whole team Skeletor |
| lived down the drain, he was so mean |
| Too many memories put in a single song |
| I could hope on and on and on |
| and on and on Too |
| many memories written in a single song I |
| could go on and on and on and |
| on and on This |
| was my room when I was little Shag |
| carpeting in a bunk bed I was constantly |
| rearranging it Oh, |
| I don't know what was in my head |
| My dad, Dad, |
| he loved a sauna And |
| he thought, ""I can't go without"" And |
| so for some reason He |
| built one right here in his house Coming |
| downstairs for Christmas |
| Even though we're juice But |
| don't you know we did not do We're |
| falling across equipment And |
| to make small love Oh, |
| this single house full of so much love |
| Too many memories been a single song I |
| could go on and on and on and |
| on and on Oh, |
| too many memories be Then |
| sing a song I could go on and |
| on and on On |
| and on and on I could go on |
| and on and on and on and on |
| I could go on and on and on |
| and on and on I could go on |
| and on and on On |
| and on and on"
|
| 8 billion universes inside 8 billion minds,"8 billion stories unfold an instant at a time |
| 8 billion souls feeling lonesome and untouched |
| 8 billion people just looking to be loved |
| 8 billion ways in which the entropy has failed |
| 8 billion recipes and the chaos that entails |
| 8 billion pockets of resistance and regret |
| 8 billon people who have never met |
| 8 billion points of light that will all go out |
| 8 billion struggle haphazardly and full of doubt |
| 8 billion grains of consciousness upon the wind |
| 8 billion people just looking for a friend"
|
| On the head,"Of a pin |
| Come what may |
| The sky spins |
| Left among |
| The stars at night |
| The trees dance |
| With fireflies |
| I’m made of water |
| I see what comes after |
| Love the one |
| That you’re with |
| Know what your limit is |
| Dancing on the sand dunes |
| Eating grapes and macaroons |
| I’m made of water |
| I see what comes after |
| Cross the river |
| In a raft |
| See the sign |
| On the path |
| Pointing you |
| Where you need |
| To be exactly where you need to be"
|
| I can feel the walls closing in Like,"a sickness Like |
| a sickness on my back Any |
| day now any day now it's gonna glim |
| and I don't know I don't know I |
| will deal with the attack Deal |
| with the attack I'm |
| just a man yeah Susceptible |
| to all manner of attack now you know |
| that snowball and I do my best I |
| do my bur I can feel the war |
| closing in and before I end then I'll |
| have to begin where do you go when |
| you can't escape your body Now |
| you try to chop it up you chop |
| it up with some variety but oh oh |
| oh oh and O |
| yeah so I think maybe what I will |
| do I think you're all You |
| know the sentiment that many of you put |
| forward that part of the charm of Song |
| A Day |
| is that it's just all out there That's |
| always been true and that's always been a |
| part of it for me I think Ryan |
| you said that you know you sort of |
| hit on the sort of cost benefit thing |
| that I've |
| been weighing which is like surely as you |
| put it like the growth of the channel |
| would be helped by only the produced songs |
| being available but what would that cost in |
| terms of sort of harming the project overall |
| And I guess the question then becomes really |
| like what is the growth of the channel |
| really worth to me Which |
| you know I don't know if I'm |
| being honest Like |
| it would be nice to have more views |
| on these songs but it's just not something |
| that I have ever prioritized and I don't |
| know why I would start now but it |
| is something that I think about periodically And |
| it's just It |
| just sort of It |
| always sort of comes up over time and |
| sort of has from the beginning from 12 |
| years ago given everybody's feedback I think what |
| I will do is make way to support |
| the channel directly on You |
| Tube but I will make it a more |
| amount of money Maybe |
| I'll have two tiers I'll |
| have like the really cheap tier 99 cents |
| and then like a stupidly expensive tier and |
| they both get you the same thing Like |
| neither of them get you anything fancy I |
| don't really know what What |
| to offer This |
| is the same problem I have with Patreon |
| which is I don't really want to offer |
| anything else other than Song |
| a Day |
| Like I don't really have any other Anything |
| more to give as it were Those |
| of you who've been around may remember when |
| I tried to do like weekly live things |
| Which I just know I like knowing myself |
| I just know that's not realistic so that's |
| not gonna happen There |
| is like an option now for like a |
| live chat Like |
| maybe I can like commit to doing some |
| kind of live chat thing but then I |
| wouldn't If |
| I'm doing a live chat like I wouldn't |
| want to exclude anyone who can't afford that |
| anyway Like |
| there's I can't think of anything I would |
| want to do where I like want to |
| exclude people based on money Like |
| that just doesn't seem smart So |
| I think what I'll |
| probably do is just make two tiers and |
| just like you're not gonna get anything at |
| either tier And |
| it's more of just like my wife is |
| laughing at me But |
| I think you guys get it It's |
| like I'm |
| not gonna I'm |
| not gonna make anything extra that people can |
| pay more money to get I don't think |
| that's I don't think that's ever been I |
| don't think I've |
| ever been particularly comfortable with that So |
| I'm gonna do two tiers like 099 and |
| 49 a month and you can pay either |
| of those And |
| what you get is nothing You |
| get to just have a warm feeling in |
| your heart that you're helping support Song |
| A Day |
| Okay I think that's what I'm |
| gonna do You |
| guys brought up good points and I agree |
| with you and I appreciate the feedback and |
| appreciate that you appreciate Song |
| a Day |
| and that that means more to The |
| fact that you guys appreciate Song |
| a Day |
| means more to me than growing the channel |
| in some kind of way where there would |
| be people who like wouldn't necessarily get Song |
| a Day |
| in the same way It's |
| nice that the people that stick around get |
| it Okay |
| That's what I've |
| decided See |
| you tomorrow"
|
| Springtime’s gone and the summer’s begun And,"I was a teenage dream, and I was |
| the gasoline And |
| I was made of spring and the springtime |
| all returned Boys |
| wear shorts, girls wear tanktops Somebody’s |
| out there taking pot shots At |
| the Target |
| sign, what did it ever do to them |
| Stone fruit and tequila lime, I’m |
| letting go of what I think is mine |
| Summer leaves destruction disguised as love Or |
| as something simple like a loaf of bread |
| Burning down the house with the barbeque With |
| the barbeque, summer was only one for exercise |
| In the summer sun, you can close your |
| eyes And |
| imagine that you’re some place new Or |
| old, depending Boys |
| wear shorts, girls wear tanktops Somebody’s |
| out there taking pot shots At |
| the Target |
| sign, what did it ever do to them |
| Stone fruit and tequila lime, I’m |
| letting go of what I think is mine |
| Memorial Day, |
| twenty-one-one Springtime’s |
| fallen and the summer’s risen I pulled on |
| a piece of string and I got what |
| the Sun |
| God brings but I was made of spring |
| and the springtime all returned"
|
| It’s easy,"It’s more than easy |
| It’s necessary |
| To forget that we’re all gonna die |
| Someday |
| At the same time |
| I try to keep it in my mind |
| And each moment becomes important |
| In a way that it wasn’t |
| Before |
| We’re only here |
| For a short sunday stroll |
| Before we go back |
| To wherever we were before |
| I don’t know where I’m going |
| And I don’t know where you’ve been |
| But we’re here now together |
| And we’ll never be here again |
| It’s easy |
| It’s more than easy |
| It’s everyday |
| I check these notifications like they |
| mean |
| Something |
| Like they mean anything |
| Like the time I have alive |
| Isn’t drip, drip dripping down |
| And away |
| We’re only here |
| For a short sunday stroll |
| Before we go back |
| To wherever we were before |
| I don’t know where I’m going |
| And I don’t know where you’ve been |
| But we’re here now together |
| And we’ll never be here again |
| It’s easy |
| It’s more than easy"
|
| Combustion in the vacuum,"They wanted to bomb the moon |
| They wanted to make it go boom |
| They wanted to bomb the moon |
| Bomb the moon |
| Bomb the moon |
| Bomb the moon |
| Atomic bomb in the cold war |
| Stpudnik in the sky |
| Star Wars Space FIght |
| Bomb the Moon sky high |
| We are fearful creatures |
| With no taste for unknown |
| Give us weapons and we'll use them |
| History has shown"
|
| Trouble Trouble,"lies ahead Is |
| ahead Loneliness |
| Loneliness Is |
| behind you Is |
| behind you what kind of trouble It's |
| classified what can I do Do |
| your best Will |
| we survive It's |
| up to you how do you know I |
| just do I don't want a second guess |
| as long as we stay we'll be fine |
| Whatever cosmic mess Our |
| music will make it shine Solo |
| in yeah"
|
| Something strange is going on,"In Manhattan |
| The pigs are on the loose |
| The Empire State building |
| Has got a cult going on |
| And they won’t let you refuse |
| Daleks In Manhattan |
| And the danger is high |
| Escaping won’t be easy |
| But the doctor will try |
| My great grandmother came |
| On a ship not a plane passing liberty isle |
| She sold hats from a cart |
| She had a strong heart |
| But she never smiled"
|
| There was a baby born in England,"Just like 370,000 babies worldwide |
| My brother was born in Florida |
| 39 years ago exactly today |
| There was a baby born in England |
| And he's third in line for the throne |
| And he'll grow up in public |
| And he'll grow up all alone |
| There was a baby born in England |
| And I can't day as I care |
| 370,000 babies born everywhere |
| There was a baby born in England |
| May he crawl and may he play |
| 155,000 people die everyday |
| There was a baby born in England |
| They haven't picked a name |
| His blood is made of royal blue |
| But he's human just the same |
| There was a baby born in England |
| Maybe he'll cure cancer |
| Maybe he'll be an architect |
| Maybe he'll be a dancer"
|
| There’s a man whose job it is to,"save all of our lives But |
| he’s pulled this way and that way And |
| his soul just up and dies Stimulus, |
| you were just barely getting started Stimulus |
| x4 If |
| there’s one thing stimulus knows what to do |
| is stimulate Just |
| ask any of his wives They’re |
| all quite satisfied The |
| other thing is tax cut and job create |
| But his soul is getting left behind By |
| people that are trying to warp his mind |
| Stimulus, stimulus, please stimulate Stimulus, |
| stimulate"
|
| Do you have any ideas No,"you don't Are |
| you gonna get a cheer up No |
| you won't Do |
| you want to take a nap Yes |
| Yeah do Are |
| you gonna flap your wings Yeah |
| that's just like you Are |
| you gonna Are |
| you going to make it up Are |
| you going to make a mistake that seem |
| makeup Are |
| you going to love you going to world |
| make it all about you today Are |
| you going to feel sorry You |
| promise I take it Are |
| you going to leave it on the spot |
| Are you going to feel stupid Yeah"
|
| Going to make the song together so just,"start writing words Sometimes |
| I can't find my hat I'm |
| confused and I love my cat Sunday |
| brunch keeps me sane can't wait till I'm |
| a whale Forever |
| on the blockchain Warm |
| sun on my face Moon |
| cats on the moon Dressy |
| king employment feeling so the perfect sandwich does |
| exist I have to pee but I don't |
| wanna miss this we don't deserve dogs where |
| my stimulus at Sometimes |
| I can't find my hats My |
| moon cats are getting chubby My |
| girlfriend won't let me get a real kitty |
| we're all a small in the grand scheme |
| we're making history Digital |
| Exquis corpse waking up at Noon |
| NFTs and GameStop |
| crap did I miss a song Is |
| this a job Happy |
| wife happy life and it's sunny outside Random |
| Spanish word wanna be Legender |
| I Warm |
| sun on my face Moon |
| cats on the moon Just |
| see king employment feeling so good Warm |
| sun my face on the moon Just |
| see king employment feeling so dirty"
|
| Ultrasound your money,"You gotta deflate it |
| We saved it |
| We played it |
| Rearranged it |
| We made it, honey"
|
| Let go of after,"And before too |
| It’s Joie De Vivre |
| Vodka, sex and spicy food |
| It’s all about resilience |
| You gotta stay in the raft |
| Grab the rhythm from the cloud |
| And don’t forget to laugh |
| Hee hee hee, ha ha ha |
| Yo ho ho, ya ya ya |
| Some people’ve got their ducks in a row |
| But they’re not happ ay |
| Some people can’t even find their ducks |
| And they’re happy anyway |
| We all held our arms out |
| It was burning intensely |
| I kinda got mad at Dave |
| But I guess that’s on me |
| The rhythm is not complex |
| When you hear it just alone |
| But you put everyone together |
| It’s one big beautiful song |
| Mallory wanted to just stay home |
| Cuddle up and watch TV |
| But she trekked down to the pool |
| And joy came back to Mallory |
| She was moving forward |
| On her own power once more |
| She swam through her fear |
| Straight into the gold |
| We don’t see them coming |
| Those moments hit us hard |
| It’s how we react to them |
| That define who we are |
| Let’s not |
| Try to beat the traffic |
| And let’s not text and drive |
| We are missing |
| Important moments in our lives |
| Always bring your full hug |
| And bring your whole high five |
| Next time you’re in a meeting |
| Just do a conga line"
|
| To be together,"Disappointment |
| Leave the channel open |
| Go with the flow |
| Sore ass |
| Dicks and tits |
| Jam like Jobs |
| Good soup |
| Trust your ears |
| You’re the author |
| Get up stand up |
| Music is a weapon |
| Don’t be afraid |
| 10% success rate |
| This chandelier will drop |
| Old friends |
| Got it from God |
| The 18th minute |
| Plasmatic |
| NFTs |
| Sustainable industry"
|
| Oh can you play rock and roll,"With a broken guitar |
| If it comes from your soul |
| If it comes from your heart |
| Can you be meaningful |
| Without meaning to |
| Can you play rock and roll |
| From inside of you |
| I took this guitar |
| To Jerusalem |
| By plane train and car |
| I played the blues and then |
| I went to summer camp |
| In southern Vermont |
| This guitar in my hands |
| I got exactly what I want |
| That was 23 years ago |
| And she’s older still |
| I’m the last to know |
| When there’s time to kill |
| But every now and then |
| I feel moved |
| She’s an old friend |
| With nothing left to prove"
|
| Baby proofing,"So he don’t get electrocuted |
| Baby proofing |
| I’m 41 years old |
| This is what I’m doing |
| I’m not an electrician |
| I watched some YouTube |
| The white wire and the black wire |
| It’s pretty easy to do |
| This house is so old |
| None of these have a ground |
| So I got these child proof GFCI |
| Outlets now"
|
| Mercury,"Venus |
| Earth |
| Asteroid belt |
| Jupiter |
| Saturn |
| Gian |
| Neptune |
| Planet |
| Pluto is a dwarf planet |
| Pluto is a dwarf planet |
| Pluto is a dwarf planet |
| Pluto is a dwarf planet |
| What's the next one |
| You didn't plan it |
| Also the planet cruise like this |
| Like |
| Pluto |
| It's just like |
| Pluto |
| Yeah it's there with the dark dot |
| Oh the other dwarf planets |
| Yeah there's lots of other dwarf planets |
| June the end |
| It"
|
| "I'm not in your field, I'm","not your friend, and I'm |
| not very nice, but my masculinity means the |
| world has conditioned me to think that everybody |
| wants to hear what I have to say. |
| Greetings, sir, I guess it's nice to meet |
| you, but I don't really want to do |
| too much more than greet you. From |
| your stance, I'm |
| guessing that if I ask you a question, |
| you'll start talking down to me in a |
| very frustrating way. Man |
| is waiting, man is waiting. We |
| have differing opinions, so you're obviously wrong, but |
| if I keep talking long enough, I just |
| know that you've come along. My |
| empathy is low, and I don't think much |
| of chicks, but I can talk for hours |
| about the things that you need to fix. |
| You are a giant asshole, but you deserve |
| a reward for being able to ignore when |
| someone's obviously bored. Women |
| are raised to be friendly, men are raised |
| to be aggressive, but when you do that |
| condescension thing, it really isn't that impressive. Man |
| is waiting, man is waiting. You |
| see, you're a performer, well that's not my |
| occupation, but I'm |
| a man and I know better, so I've |
| got lots of recommendations. I'll |
| drone and I will ramble until your eyes |
| start to twitch, if you don't shut up |
| and listen to me, well then you're just |
| a bitch. Yes, |
| man explains a buzzword, but it's also true, |
| and there are assholes of all genders, but |
| that doesn't excuse you. Before |
| you get defensive, why don't you take a |
| sec, think whether how you're gonna speak to |
| me shows any respect. Man |
| explains a buzzword, but it's also true, and |
| there are assholes of all genders, but it's |
| also true, and there are assholes of all |
| genders. Everybody |
| has the right to say what they wanna |
| say, but if you're gonna mansplain, then I'm |
| gonna go away. Everybody |
| has the right to say what they wanna |
| say, but if you're gonna mansplain, then I'm |
| gonna go away."
|
| many many many many many times I'm,"so full of so many I'm |
| listen I'm |
| that and I'm |
| a man I think therefore I'm |
| I am I'm |
| a songwriter I'm |
| a song song song I'm |
| a fast train moving right right along many |
| many many many many many times I'm |
| I am and I'm |
| I'm I apostrophe M |
| I apostrophe M |
| M M |
| I apostrophe M |
| I apostrophe M |
| M M |
| never never never never never been anything other |
| than what I am if I could have |
| might but it turns out I can't I |
| apostrophe M |
| M M |
| take a walk take a hike take a |
| bath I'm |
| really really really bad at math this song |
| isn't really really very good this ukulele is |
| made out of wood I apostrophe M |
| I apostrophe M |
| M M |
| M I apostrophe M |
| I apostrophe M |
| M M"
|
| I took all of my problems and sat,"them down in the yard I said why |
| do you all have to be so hard |
| My anxiety looked at me I said oh |
| no it's really Cause |
| we're all just part of you after all |
| Talking all about my problems All |
| my problems So |
| many so many so many problems So |
| many problems I sent you my problems How |
| do you compare with that person's problems Yeah |
| that person standing right over there For |
| that matter what about someone living in another |
| country And |
| my problem says I don't know what those |
| other people's problems got to do with me |
| O that's my problems No |
| I'm talking about my problems J"
|
| Mosque Even,"the word sounds funny in my mouth Oh |
| God This |
| is my country they should all get out |
| And I hate and fear anything that's different |
| If they want to build a mosque they |
| should do it in Iran |
| Muslims killed Americans |
| I don't care what you say I mean |
| just look at them they're clearly all the |
| same And |
| the hate builds up And |
| Glenn Beck |
| cries Ann |
| Coulter rants and raves And |
| O’Reilly screams You're |
| never gonna reason with these folks They |
| think that Obama |
| was born in Kenya |
| You're never gonna reason with these folks They |
| think Sarah |
| Palin would make a great president You |
| ain't never gonna reason with them Immigrants |
| Arizona knows how to handle 'em Build |
| a fence And |
| if their child's born here they aren’t a |
| citizen I don't care that we're all immigrants |
| anyway What |
| happened in the past doesn't matter day to |
| day They |
| are different from me and they don't speak |
| my language I'm |
| better than them because I am American |
| And the hate builds up And |
| Glenn Beck |
| cries Ann |
| Coulter rants and raves And |
| O’Reilly screams Ain’t |
| never gonna reason with these folks They |
| think that Obama |
| was born in Kenya |
| Ain’t never gonna reason with these folks They |
| think Sarah |
| Palin would make a great president You |
| ain't never gonna reason with them Feds |
| What has the government ever done for me? |
| Taxes Let's |
| abolish them completely Let's |
| privatize police and fire and ambulance Because |
| I trust corporations but I don't trust the |
| government And |
| the FCC |
| shouldn't regulate internet But |
| Google and Verizon |
| should be free to do what they want |
| And the hate builds up And |
| Glenn Beck |
| cries Ann |
| Coulter rants and raves And |
| O’Reilly screams You're |
| never gonna reason with these folks They |
| think that Obama |
| was born in Kenya |
| Ain’t never gonna reason with these folks They |
| think Sarah |
| Palin would make a great president Ain't |
| never gonna reason with them Never |
| gonna reason Never |
| gonna reason Never |
| gonna reason With |
| these folks Never |
| gonna reason Never |
| gonna reason Never |
| gonna reason With |
| these folks"
|
| Obama is so good for the environment Obama!!!,"He’s missing it entirely on the economy! Why |
| isn’t he prosecuting the Bush |
| torture war crimes?! Oh |
| god! I don’t understand! Obama, |
| he takes the long view He’s |
| a very astute public servant and he knows |
| just what he’s doing No!!! |
| He’s just another politician Whatever |
| happened to a team of rivals, for god’s |
| sake?! Oh |
| I hate that term, ‘team of rivals’! But |
| why Geitner?! |
| Why Larry |
| Summers?! Obama, |
| why?! Obama |
| closed Guantanimo |
| And he started to return our moral standing |
| on the stage of the world The |
| Anti-Counterfeiting Trade |
| Agreement?! Whatever |
| happened to transparency?! What |
| about warrantless wiretapping?! Why |
| are telecommunications giants getting impunity?! I don’t get |
| it!!! Obama, |
| why?! Obama |
| does good Obama |
| does bad Just |
| like any other man But |
| boy is he better than the last one |
| we had We |
| can all agree with that Yes |
| we can"
|
| Can you hear my stuffed up face,"Singing to you tonight |
| My snot has not kept up the pace |
| With the rest of my body’s fight |
| I gotta get more sleep |
| I gotta take more care |
| To get this snot going |
| Everywhere |
| Can you hear my stuffed up face |
| Singing to you tonight"
|
| "You're a giraffe with a long, long neck","And you're reaching the pie for the juiciest leaf |
| On the tastiest tree in all the territory |
| That you own, that you own |
| Reaching the pie, high and high |
| Spell that you see deep and it fills it with desires |
| So reach it on out, reach it on out |
| Now come to me"
|
| In the day in the dark I remain,"misunderstood I don’t know who think that I |
| are but it’s nothing good I can try |
| but they won’t but they just can’t see |
| what I am I’m |
| not a monster, I’m |
| not a monster I’m |
| not a monster Every |
| town every time every season is the same |
| IN the cars and the boats and the |
| trains and they fear my name Oh |
| just be yourself but that’s who I am |
| I’m not a monster, I’m |
| not a monster I would dance with the |
| devil in the nude when the thunder knocks |
| If it meant that I could let go |
| no longer walk I can try but they |
| won’t but they just can’t see what I |
| am I’m |
| not a monster, I’m |
| not a monster r"
|
| The house burned down Two,"doors down And |
| they're tearing it apart it's so loud the |
| sound I can't hear myself even f I |
| gotta write my song don't they know I |
| gotta write my song don't they know it |
| won't be very long Good |
| night Gotta |
| write it down the house burned down a |
| few weeks ago and now they're tearing it |
| apart Thank |
| goodness And |
| nobody died But |
| I still am sad for all the people |
| that live there They |
| had to move They |
| lost all their stuff And |
| now they stop doing their work And |
| then they turn it on all back again"
|
| I went to school today but I didn’t,"learn a damn thing I went to the |
| supermarket but they didn’t have any food I |
| went to see the man in charge, all |
| I got was a bad attitude It’s |
| not hard to see how things couldn’t get |
| much worse, couldn’t get much worse Get |
| up off of your ass and just do |
| something, just do something Get |
| up off of your ass and just do |
| something I went to the ocean today but |
| the whole damn thing has gone dry I |
| went to the park today but I couldn’t |
| find any trees And |
| then I went to the zoo today but |
| all the animals had died They |
| got sick of living cages so they all |
| committed suicide It’s |
| not hard to see how things couldn’t get |
| much worse, couldn’t get much worse Get |
| up off of your ass and just do |
| something, just do something Get |
| up off of your ass and just do |
| something Get |
| up off of your ass and just do |
| something, just do something x2 Something, |
| something, anything x3 Something |
| Get up off of your ass"
|
| It was understood that you would leave me alone,"As long as I did my part you wouldn’t interfere |
| But here we are whistling the same tired tunes |
| I got another idea |
| Why don’t you get out of here |
| Cause I can do this on my own |
| Don’t need your participation |
| As the world around you’s grown |
| You will notice my lack of patience |
| Maybe at one time you had it all |
| Wrapped round your little finger |
| But now your just |
| bitter ghost |
| And all you’ve got is anger |
| Step away from the TV |
| Let me hear you say that you understand |
| On and on around we go forever like this |
| I don’t need a hand |
| You’re not part of the plan |
| Cause I can do this on my own |
| Don’t need your participation |
| As the world around you’s grown |
| You will notice my lack of patience |
| Maybe at one time you had it all |
| Wrapped round your little finger |
| But now your just |
| bitter ghost |
| And all you’ve got is anger |
| No more colliding |
| No more free riding |
| I got nothing to hide and |
| I’m good with that |
| So if you see me |
| Keep your pace steady |
| Or it’ll get breezy |
| In seconds flat"
|
| It's so hot in this room I should,"open up the window it's so hot in |
| this room Just |
| wanna lay down with a pillow uh um |
| uh uh Ooh |
| ooh um um uh oh you're such a |
| high mama I wanna lay down such a |
| high mama let's get down to the music |
| too oh oh oh oh oh oh oh |
| Tell me what do you mean what do |
| you see in the mirror Looking |
| back at me Looking |
| back at me it's so hot in this |
| room Gotta |
| put it down on the floor now it's |
| so hot in this room I don't think |
| I take any more now Ooh |
| ooh uh oh don't oh but don't go |
| Such a high mama get on with it |
| let's go get your hot mama Gotta |
| do it like this oh oh oh oh |
| Tomorrow sucks to live under capitalism it sucks |
| to live under capitalism Life"
|
| It seemed like a normal day,"It seemed like a normal night |
| Until I head my bed say |
| I’m gonna take a bite |
| And then my bed ate me |
| My bed ate me |
| Filet, purred, straight masticate |
| And then my bed ate me |
| My bed ate me |
| And I went to the bed aviary |
| Beds were flying around |
| Throwing pillows like bombs |
| The covers all rising up |
| Mattresses like tongues |
| I was lost in a river of sheets |
| I could barely catch my breath |
| I said what are you doing to me |
| They said we’re eating you to death |
| And then my bed ate me |
| My bed ate me |
| Filet, purred, straight masticate |
| And then my bed ate me |
| My bed ate me |
| And I went to the bed cemetery"
|
| Don’t squish the rolls that I got from the store,"They’re in the reusable Trader Joe’s bag |
| Carry them carefully in from the car |
| Don’t squish them, don’t squish them, don’t squishy squishy squish them |
| Don’t break the eggs that are in there too |
| You don’t have to carry every bag at once |
| I know you don’t like to make more than one trip |
| Don’t squish them, don’t squish them, don’t squishy squishy squish them |
| You’re on the zoom with the psychiatrist |
| I’ve got to meet with our accountant soon |
| It’s a rainy day in Severna Park |
| Don’t squish them, don’t squish them, don’t squishy squishy squish them"
|
| push so hard,"on that door that's been closed |
| for so long you don't know |
| what's behind that door |
| what's behind that door, better push it"
|
| Somewhere in the world in the rhythm of,"a heartbeat secret message clear and ringing out |
| Ba boom ba boom boom boom boom boom |
| boom boom boom boom boom boom Some |
| deny it others live by it Me |
| I do my best to put it into |
| song Ba |
| boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom |
| boom boom boom boom boom If |
| you close your eyes you might catch it |
| but if you try too hard you'll never |
| hear the message going boom ba boom boom |
| boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom |
| boom boom boom boom boom boom Just |
| relax and put down your phone De |
| electrify all of your defenses and boom boom |
| boom boom boom boom boom boom boom Somewhere |
| in the world in the rhythm of a |
| heartbeat secret message clear and ringing out like |
| Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom |
| boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom |
| boom boom"
|
| In the Court's view,"the facts and circumstances mentioned above |
| are sufficient to conclude |
| that at least some of the rights claimed |
| by South Africa and for which it is seeking |
| protection are plausible. |
| This is the case |
| with respect to the right |
| of the Palestinians |
| in Gaza to be |
| protected from acts of genocide |
| and related prohibited acts identified |
| Sufficient to conclude Gazans have the right |
| To be protected from acts of genocide |
| Seeking protection is plausible, we all must comply |
| Protect Gazans from Israeli acts of genocide |
| In the Court's view, |
| at least some of the acts and omissions |
| alleged by South Africa to |
| have been committed by Israel |
| in Gaza appear to be capable |
| of falling within the provisions |
| of the convention"
|
| Ludo Literal Bagman Bagman,"Barty Crouch JUNIOR |
| Barteye |
| Milf Weasley |
| Eeee is just a little baby boy |
| Choo Choo |
| Is that McGonigals Muuuuusic |
| Wild |
| Hands like a longshoreman |
| Iconic |
| Incredible moment |
| No safer place than Hogwarts |
| What a take |
| Milking Nagini |
| Harry and Ginny down by the lake |
| Heloooooo |
| Yeahhhhhhh |
| What a flex |
| Big Dumbledore energy |
| Rough couple of chapters for Ron here |
| Protect Hedwig |
| Vik The Dik |
| Dunkfest |
| The Malfoys all belong in jail |
| My good friend Tom |
| I’m going to cry |
| Producing a full |
| Tough look for my guy |
| Minerva McGalleon McGonigal |
| What a great website |
| Wide canon |
| Deep |
| Woo (relief) |
| Not canon |
| Harry never shares his gold"
|
| We are having a baby,"Another baby |
| Another baby |
| Sorry about these costumes but we couldn't resist |
| Cause we're having another baby |
| Baby baby |
| Babe |
| We are having a baby |
| Another baby another baby |
| The bun maker is a really weird thing to say |
| But |
| I don't care because we're having a baby |
| May"
|
| I've been waiting for ten minutes Ten,"ten ten ten ten 10 minutes I've |
| been waiting for ten minutes I've |
| been waiting Waiting |
| I mean I know that my time's run |
| out times run out but I mean I've |
| been waiting for ten minutes Ten |
| ten ten ten ten 10 ten minutes We've |
| let a lot of people go over their |
| time I mean I know that my time's |
| run out I've |
| been waiting for 10 minutes we've let a |
| lot of people go over their time trying |
| to get into this conversation about 10 minutes |
| 10 minutes Trying |
| to get into this conversation about 10 minutes |
| Unless somebody mentions my name I can't systematic |
| full time It's |
| kind of frustrating Frustrating |
| It's going to frustrate him Frustrate |
| him But |
| I've been waiting for 10 minutes We've |
| let a lot of people go over their |
| time"
|
| There are things that I have to do,"that I'm |
| trying to avoid And |
| I didn't get enough sleep and that makes |
| me annoyed So |
| I sit down to write just one stanza |
| to get this done Today |
| it feels like work I hope tomorrow It's |
| fun"
|
| among the banks and so called failed institutions,"sat the wife of the chairman of morgan stanley |
| and the widow of a morgan stanley president |
| for reasons known only to un elected ""officials"" |
| making decisions unencumbered by laws or by conscience |
| these two wall street wives who are rich beyond measure |
| were given 220 million of tax payer dollars |
| Susan Karches and Christy Mack |
| Are you ever gonna pay us back? |
| You are rich beyond our wildest dreams |
| Yet the fed lent you money in our names |
| It's the greatest heist in history |
| these two rich women who have more money |
| Than everyone I know and they're families combined |
| And her husband who's the chairman of morgan stanely |
| got 2 trillion for bringing the country to it's knees |
| could they possibly see that objectively it's wrong?"
|
| but randy's not here,"but bella and carrie and ivory and brad are |
| so have no fear |
| randy's photographing |
| a wedding where they're drinking |
| they've been drinking since 6 ish |
| soon their consciousness'll be blinking |
| And they’ll pass out |
| They they’ll lay on the floor |
| They were dancing |
| Now they’re laying on the floor |
| and then randy and carrie and bella and julian |
| will be singing with me so cool i an |
| And bella and Julian are currently not in school i an |
| Cuz Bella just graduated |
| And Julian’s not feeling so well |
| So I’m at Randy’s house |
| But Randy’s not here |
| but bella and carrie and ivory and brad are"
|
| Are you sick of hearing songs from the,"road From |
| the road I'm |
| singing when I can when I can in |
| the homes of my friends and my friends |
| in the hotels with the pools and the |
| vending machines behind locked doors and the dry |
| air making my throat hurt Bars |
| and restaurants we eat at cars that's moving |
| also so fast Are |
| you sick of seeing vids When |
| I'm tired tired driving driving driving driving But |
| I get enough sleeping beds in front seat |
| passenger pillow in a wave to the state |
| lines Breaking |
| up time with audiobook time I'm |
| running towards the future I'm |
| rolling towards the future now I'm |
| gunning for the future I'm |
| nothing for the future now I'm |
| everything for the future I'm |
| totally for the future now I'm |
| able bodied for the future I'm |
| under study for the future now I'm |
| booking shows for the future I'm |
| writing songs for the future now"
|
| Maria Butina is a Russian spy,"Who was embraced by the GOP |
| She came in through the NRA |
| And worked to undermine our democracy |
| Here she is with Scott Walker |
| And the former NRA prez |
| With Rick Santorum and Bobby Jindal |
| And with the NRA’s chief lobbyist |
| Here she is with Sheriff Clarke |
| And with Trump at FreedomFest |
| Where she asked about Russian sanctions |
| While posing as a member of the press |
| Maria Putina is a lifetime member |
| Of the NRA |
| She’s been arrested as a Russian Spy |
| What more can I say |
| Seen here with the current NRA prez |
| And other NRA folks as well |
| Seen here with a former NRA prez |
| Who let her ring the liberty bell |
| John Botlon spoke at a roundtable |
| That Maria organized |
| She was at the 2017 national prayer breakfast |
| With these guys |
| Maria Putina is a lifetime member |
| Of the NRA |
| She’s been arrested as a Russian Spy |
| What more can I say"
|
| My first friend,"I met on the first day of preschool |
| I said hey do you want to be |
| My best buddy |
| My first friend |
| Was sitting by himself |
| He said yes and for years |
| We’d tell that story |
| It’s not like we kept in touch |
| By high school we’d grown apart |
| But there’s something about those years |
| That are like rings around my heart |
| My first friend |
| Never could spend the night |
| I resented his mom but now i’m a parent |
| I understand |
| My first friend |
| We found some bricks in the woods |
| We imagined we’d build a house |
| Hand in hand |
| Once every couple of years |
| An email would be sent |
| Little dispatches from across the void |
| To my first friend |
| My first friend |
| I spoke to him last night |
| For the first time in maybe |
| 16 years |
| I held it together |
| For the whole phone call |
| I hung up though and I couldn’t see |
| Through all the tears |
| Distance is an illusion |
| There’s no such thing as time |
| But you’ll never be a stranger |
| And 0 it’s too soon to say good bye"
|
| Can you hear that? It’s,"the sound of a tidal wave And |
| you may drown in the love of a |
| million couples that you disdain Hey, |
| Miss California |
| Better build that ark before it starts raining |
| Men loving men and women loving women And |
| the love is so strong you’ll have a |
| hard time swimming Against |
| the Ocean |
| of Gay |
| Love Gay |
| love, your tits One’s |
| real; they’re not Gay |
| love, your tits One’s |
| real; they’re not They’re |
| not! They’re |
| not! No, |
| no, no Hey, |
| Miss California |
| I’m singing for ya But |
| I doubt that you can hear Cuz |
| your ears are ringing with the right wing |
| singing Of |
| a song made of lies and fear Noooooo |
| ah ohhhhhh You |
| say you want to save marriage But |
| that’s not it Noooooo |
| ah ohhhhhh You |
| found your calling Now |
| you found your niche You’ll |
| sign your book deal You’ll |
| get rich So |
| you didn’t win the pageant but you found |
| your fix As |
| the spokeswoman against love Love, |
| love, love, love, love, love Men |
| loving men and women loving women And |
| the love is so strong you’ll have a |
| hard time swimming Men |
| loving men and women loving women And |
| the love is so strong I’ll |
| have an easy time swimming In |
| the Ocean |
| of Gay |
| Love Gay |
| love, your tits One’s |
| real; they’re not Gay |
| love, your tits One’s |
| real; they’re not They’re |
| not Your |
| tits are not real No, |
| no, no But |
| gay love is real Yeah, |
| yeah, yeah ,yeah"
|
| Some days I worry about money And,"how we’re ever gonna have enough Some |
| days I worry about you dying How |
| it would fill me up with grief as |
| much as I am filled with love But |
| not today No |
| not today Today |
| I didn’t think about any of that stuff |
| As I made waffles and we ate Taking |
| Jupi to the playground and watching him play |
| It was so easy to keep my head |
| on straight Today |
| Oh yeah today Taking |
| a nap all together in the bedroom Waking |
| up all groggy and tired Going |
| to the Dairy |
| Queen parking lot And |
| getting a christmas tree, because we felt inspired |
| Today Oh |
| yeah today Heading |
| out to Target |
| to get some christmas lights Cuz |
| we didn’t have them Dressing |
| up the tree while you made dinner and |
| looked on I want to relive this day |
| again Today |
| oh yeah today"
|
| you set the spark,"and stoke the fire |
| and then you act surprised |
| When the flames go up |
| When the barn comes down |
| Right there before you're eyes |
| The tools that you manipulate |
| Are more powerful each day |
| And they will overcome you |
| They'll crush you and take from you |
| The marrow and the sinew |
| Of your ideology |
| So don't get upset |
| Don't be like that |
| It's all your own damn fault |
| Your flock is ready to fight |
| It is too late |
| To turn around |
| And turn them all to salt |
| Your monster's come to life |
| rocks are thrown |
| voices used |
| to tear down the innocent |
| people dead |
| with ideas cast |
| in rebar stoked cement |
| the words you shout |
| have moved the herd |
| to break free from their cage |
| to drop bombs on all the weaklings |
| retching melting reeking |
| of the forfeit tired teachings |
| of your ideology"
|
| I’ver felt this falling feeling,"That’s in my belly right now |
| When the world has changed irrevocably |
| But I don’t know quite how |
| I felt it first 23 years ago |
| History erasing our ego |
| Dragons on my black mirror |
| Reflect reality |
| war becomes inevitable |
| When emotions that run deep |
| Have no where else to go |
| History erasing our ego |
| Groypers in the pockets |
| And Proud Boys on the dole |
| When they start shooting rockets |
| It unravels and unfolds |
| Time moves so fast and slow |
| History erasing our ego |
| But everyday is broken |
| When there’s fire from the sky |
| mind must be forgetful |
| That not a day goes by |
| Without bodies being buried deep below |
| History erasing our ego |
| Some folks say it’s pre ordained |
| Some say it’s just a con |
| Some say this will immanentize I men an tize |
| The eschaton ES CA TAWN |
| I say hold on, it’s a bumpy road |
| Of history erasing our ego |
| UP THEN DOWN"
|
| Gnomes in the garden wearing high heels,"Fairies in the forest with their overalls |
| All the woodland creatures have muskets |
| Itchy trigger fingers in their tiny little paws |
| Talk is cheap |
| They’re on to you |
| The trees are marching |
| Foxes eating roses made of tin foil |
| Hansel and Gretel and Goldilocks |
| Hanging upside down in the bat cave |
| Daytime serenade and a midnight snack"
|
| I don’t ask too many questions,"Cause questions can get answered |
| I don’t look too deep |
| Cause I don’t wanna know |
| I prefer an empty head |
| That I have total control of |
| head with great big traffic lights |
| That I turn on and off |
| When thoughts come unbidden |
| They reveal what is hidden |
| And that’s a real shock |
| So I’d rather keep it locked |
| closed mind is the only kind |
| That I’m comfortable with |
| Hardened and guarded |
| With lots of defenses |
| Ohhhh"
|
| after all these years,"60 summers come and gone |
| And now I fear |
| That you've gone for good |
| But I have a plan |
| Because I have my |
| Delorean |
| I'm gonna find you no matter what it takes |
| Love doesn't stop for time and space |
| Whenever you are |
| Wherever you be |
| You'll be reunited with your lunch lady"
|
| My time’s short,"So is yours |
| So is everybody else’s |
| Mend that fence |
| Between pain and circumstance |
| You don’t know when you might need it |
| Think about what you need |
| Simply air to breathe |
| roof over your head |
| Food to chew on |
| Cut off your pinky |
| And your hand can still wave at me |
| From the positron down |
| To the Gluon |
| Rusty nails |
| But now Rusty’s tales |
| Never again |
| Will grace my ear drums |
| Cuz Rusty’s gone |
| And life still goes on |
| Angels that live forever |
| Are the weird ones"
|
| "You can put it off til tomorrow, you","can write another song But |
| it will always go wrong You |
| will get a big old rash from a |
| spider bite You |
| will have something to do tomorrow and lay |
| awake all night You |
| feel like running away, but you’ll have to |
| stay and fight And |
| it will always go wrong, it will always |
| go Wrong |
| wrongitty, Wrong |
| wrongitty, Wrong |
| wrongitty wrong Wrong |
| wrongitty, Wrong |
| wrongitty, Wrong |
| wrongitty wrong Every |
| which way you turn, from Alabama |
| to Hong |
| Kong It |
| will always go wrong That |
| which can go wrong will go wrong, and |
| does go wrong I’m |
| not trying to go negative just trying to |
| go beyond Because |
| once you accept it that’s when you can |
| move on Because |
| everything always goes wrong You |
| will miss the last train after a long, |
| hard day supervillain will take you hostage with |
| his death ray And |
| the cops will mistake you for a member |
| of the KKK |
| Everything always goes wrong Wrong |
| wrongitty, Wrong |
| wrongitty, Wrong |
| wrongitty wrong Wrong |
| wrongitty, Wrong |
| wrongitty, Wrong |
| wrongitty wrong The |
| longer you deny it, the longer your suffering’s |
| prolonged That |
| which can (go wrong) will (go wrong),does (go |
| wrong) That |
| which can (go wrong) will (go wrong),does (go |
| wrong) If |
| you’re gonna take away just one thing from |
| this song, Wrong |
| wrongidy, riggidy wrongidy, wrong wrong a ding-ding-ding dong |
| Oh your car will break down and you |
| will hitch hike And |
| you will be murdered by some crazy with |
| an overbite When |
| you wind up up in heaven, they’ll say |
| “we’re full for the next few nights. You |
| don’t have to go home but you can’t |
| stay here” Wrong |
| wrongitty, Wrong |
| wrongitty, Wrong |
| wrongitty wrong Wrong |
| wrongitty, Wrong |
| wrongitty, Wrong |
| wrongitty wrong The |
| longer you deny it, the longer your suffering’s |
| prolonged It |
| will always go wrong, it will always go |
| wrong"
|
| The laws of all the jungles couldn't keep,"my heart from singing I may not be |
| the strongest, and I am not always bringing |
| Orchestras to bear down on this process I've |
| created And |
| sometimes I am tired and there are some |
| times I hate it And |
| someone out there is doing this much better |
| Following the path laid out for them down |
| to the letter And |
| sometimes I am whimpering in the corner with |
| balloons Falling |
| down a black hole and licking all my |
| wounds And |
| when I read a good book, I want |
| to write a novel I see a movie |
| that speaks to me I get on my |
| knees and grovel I watch a play or |
| play a game, I want to make those |
| too I'm |
| rafting down a river straight out into the |
| blue No |
| amount of splendor and no amount of spite |
| Nothing I do will last beyond that last |
| gleam of twilight No |
| amount of pressure and no amount of stress |
| No matter how full my heart becomes no |
| matter how obsessed But |
| I will keep going At |
| least until I can't anymore Duck |
| face in the mirror and cat face on |
| the lawn My |
| gold watch in the toilet, my diamond ring |
| was pawned The |
| gates come crashing down around me and I |
| am left alone Big |
| fish bowls full of hype so overblown Time |
| is like a mattress that curls in the |
| springs Legs |
| that walk and run and dance and mouths |
| that sigh and sing Break |
| another piece off that old wood cherry tree |
| it's been there since forever, and will be |
| there after me They |
| say that every atom inside me is from |
| the stars And |
| every bit of CO2 |
| released from cars And |
| every piece of plastic and each vinyl record |
| spinning You |
| can bet against the house but the house |
| is always winning Jump |
| into the deep end and see if you |
| can swim I drowned once and was reborn |
| purged of all my sins Little |
| ukuleles and big old upright basses Shine |
| down on me from the moon and in |
| the friendly smiling faces"
|
| Wrong.,"There is no such thing as changing |
| the protocol in this context. |
| The protocol ALREADY doesn't allow |
| data storage |
| Well it seems you are mistaken, |
| as recently |
| people have been storing |
| some jpg |
| data in the protocol |
| They are attacking |
| Bitcoin, not using it. |
| We can agree they are |
| creating valid Bitcoin |
| transactions, right? |
| No"
|
| cello tape selfie is the latest craze And,"I'm hip with the kids so i put |
| some on my face But |
| now I'm |
| a little bit scared because I think it'll |
| hurt to take it off Cellotape |
| Selfie! I made myself laugh out loud by |
| putting scotch tape on my face and then |
| singing. It's |
| the Cellotape |
| Selfie Song."
|
| I used ChatGPT,"To show me the average views on these |
| Song a days over the years |
| And what I saw confirmed my fears |
| I got the YouTube views blues |
| Most of the time I just ignore |
| Views as a metric, it’s so boring |
| It tells you nothin about the songs |
| About what goes right and what goes wrong |
| But then sometimes it bums me out |
| Like into the great big void I shout |
| And no one hears me, no one cares |
| But then I think well that’s not fair |
| Cuz you’re not no one, you matter too |
| And who am I to discount you |
| Ah well I guess it is what it is |
| 15 and a half years into this"
|
| Gas operates on a first price auction,"You submit what you’ll pay for transactions |
| And compete with other people for space |
| On each block and that’s a real waste |
| Miners filter bids to find the highest prices |
| So gas goes wild with lots of people trying |
| To get their transactions through |
| It’s a bad experience, oooo ooo oooo |
| Which is why way back in 2018 |
| Vitalik Buterin proposed EIP |
| 1559 which has one goal |
| To make gas fees more predictable |
| It also has other benefits oh yeah |
| Increasing capacity when congestion is bad |
| Block size will essentially double |
| Hopefully this will fix some of the trouble |
| Oh it’s not a panacea |
| And we’re still waiting for 2.0 |
| But as the prices crash around you |
| It’s something to look forward to, you know"
|
| Who will the,"Cancel culture attack next |
| Former |
| New |
| York |
| Times editor |
| Bari |
| Weiss |
| Not a conservative she coined this term |
| You engage in wrong think |
| You engage in wrong speak |
| You're going in the |
| Thunderdome |
| The digital |
| Thunderdome |
| Wrong |
| Think wrong |
| Think wrong |
| Speak |
| Wrong |
| Speak |
| You're going in the |
| Thunderdome |
| The digital |
| Thunderdome |
| Who is next |
| So who's next |
| Who's it gonna be tomorrow |
| Today it's |
| Ms |
| Green |
| The |
| Russia hoax conspiracy theory |
| The |
| Russian hoax conspiracy theory |
| Zero collusion conspiracy theory |
| Everyone has said they wish they didn't say |
| Everyone has done things they wish they didn't do |
| Everyone has said things they wish they didn't say |
| Everyone has done things they wish they didn't do |
| You engage in wrong think |
| You engage in wrong speech |
| You're going in the |
| Thunderdome |
| The digital |
| Thunderdome |
| Wrong |
| Think wrong |
| Speak |
| You're going in the |
| Thunderdome |
| The digital |
| Thunderdome |
| You engage in wrong think |
| You engage in wrong speak |
| You're going in the |
| Thunderdome |
| The digital |
| Thunderdome |
| Wrong |
| Think wrong |
| Speak |
| You're going in the |
| Thunderdome |
| The digital |
| Thunderdome |
| You're going in the |
| Thunderdome |
| The digital |
| Thunderdome"
|
| There's a big storm coming Covering,"the world in snow and there's no way |
| you can hide There's |
| nowhere to go There's |
| a big storm coming It's |
| gonna make you upset if you don't take |
| shelter now You'll |
| get wet You'll |
| get we There's |
| a big storm coming down these country lane |
| I'm not looking forward to the wind I'm |
| not looking forward to the rain or the |
| snow Or |
| the snow and the rain together There's |
| a big storm coming They're |
| calling it gale clouds as big as tidal |
| waves as big as wind There's |
| a big storm coming That's |
| what the weather sit is But |
| I'm just gonna sit right here twiddle my |
| haunted candles Okay |
| Okay I'm |
| gonna sit right here and twiddle my th |
| Once I was a master of the snow |
| School got canceled and I would I would |
| go outside and go go go I go |
| There's a big storm coming Maybe |
| we'll get to slip My |
| kids don't got snow boots that fit them |
| yet There's |
| a big storm coming What |
| are you gonna All |
| the trees are gonna fall down They're |
| gonna fall on you There's |
| a big storm coming Gonna |
| bring lots of snow There |
| is no escape for you There |
| is nowhere you can go"
|
| There's nothing left in me,"I've given all I can |
| I'm out of whack and balance |
| broken worn down man |
| Can you lift me up now |
| Give me back my voice |
| Or will I fade to black now |
| Like all the other boys"
|
| Maker is about to market dump,"600 million dollars worth |
| Of eth unless someone |
| Can phone up this 7 siblings guy |
| And tell him to top up his vaults |
| In the next 30 minutes |
| Would be 65 million worth |
| Sold every 30 min |
| We’re going down |
| Looks like he did not react |
| 600 million in selling |
| And will happen over |
| The next hours |
| Exactly how long depends |
| On what happens to the eth price |
| Time to scoop that dip |
| Time to scoop that dip |
| We’re going down |
| 7 siblings wok up |
| And rescued some |
| And only 330 of selling |
| Remaining as of right now |
| 7 siblings saved all vaults |
| Expect the first that got liquidated |
| Looks like 65 million eth |
| Will be sold for now"
|
| Saw a one legged pigeon down by the pier,"We looked at each other, like how did we get here |
| She hopped all around and i gave her some bread |
| We sat together and watched the sunset |
| One legged pigeon and me |
| I said hey flying around you must see a lot |
| Do you got hope for the future or maybe not? |
| She said hope or despair it’s all just the same |
| Just sitting here now, that much is plain |
| two legged human and me |
| She said I watch the tides go in and out |
| I scrounge for food and I like to fly all around |
| My friends and I know all the good spots |
| We steer clear of children and dogs and cops |
| You learn quick how it can be |
| There’s a soft rolling fog covering the bay |
| The trolleys are taking the tourists away |
| Last boat to Alcatraz, and I’m walking back |
| To the fancy hotel that I’m staying at |
| So long little pigeon for now"
|
| They've been handing out student loans,"Like there's no tomorrow |
| And because we've read this script before |
| We know tomorrow might not come |
| Delinquency is on the rise |
| Balances are sky high |
| The tulip market's about to crash |
| Everybody run |
| Down down"
|
| "Come on, Nicole","You can do it You |
| can do it You |
| can do it Come |
| on, Nicole |
| You can do it When |
| you pass your driving test Your |
| new car won’t smell like smoke When |
| it’s windy in LA |
| You won’t have to go outside and be |
| in danger of the ??? front You |
| can do it You |
| can do it Come |
| on, Nicole |
| You can do it You |
| can do it You |
| can do it Come |
| on, Nicole |
| You can do it I believe in you |
| Oh, I believe in you Oh, |
| oh, oh, oh, oh I believe in, I |
| believe in You, |
| you, you You |
| can do it, Nicole |
| x4"
|
| Crawling up the noontime hill,"All the pies on the window sill |
| Reach the top and tumble down |
| I yelled out but no one’s around |
| I can be whatever you need |
| I’m flexible so get some sleep |
| Broken lights and stormy seas |
| I can be what you need to be |
| Trash the seagull kingdom come |
| Say good night to the setting sun |
| If you bend you won’t break |
| Feel rested when you wake |
| I can be whatever you need |
| I’m flexible so get some sleep |
| Broken lights and stormy seas |
| I can be what you need to be |
| Hold a candle to the bricks |
| Bring some darkness to the mix |
| Nothing breaks and nothing fails |
| Cut the engine trim the sails"
|
| Gravity Forms are the best forms,"On Wordpress everybody knows that |
| If you want to display the data, tho |
| There is no way to show that |
| So I’d like you to meet my pal Floaty |
| Way up in outer space |
| It likes to view form results |
| That’s how he spends his days |
| With Gravity View |
| It’s so easy to |
| Display form results |
| Gravity View |
| Makes it easy to |
| Display form results |
| Design using drag and drop |
| And it has great entry search |
| People can edit |
| and delete their own entries (if you allow them to)' |
| Perfect for business listings |
| Perfect for job boards |
| Staff profiles, business data and so much more |
| Floaty is an astronaut |
| But we don’t know if it’s human |
| It’s favorite day is Tuesday |
| He lives on the space station |
| Using Gravity View |
| It’s so easy to |
| Display form results |
| Gravity View |
| Makes it easy to |
| Display form results"
|
| my nose is stuffed up,"my head is full of mucus |
| i did everything i could think of |
| as tried to escape this sickness |
| but now it's got me |
| wrapped up in it's clutches |
| so the next few days |
| will be songs about this sickness"
|
| Chicka chicka boom boom I'm,"feeling funky and low I am an ape |
| goes gaga Oo |
| oo ah ah o I am chunky junky |
| down I am self obsessed Going |
| around and around and around That's |
| right that's I am just snow in the |
| pocket of a giant who had other plans |
| I am a cup of coffee drank too |
| fast I am not getting dressed for the |
| last Here |
| we go Here |
| we go Now |
| Don't mistake my ingenuity With |
| something else that you could be Don't |
| mistake my face for one that you said |
| before Cause |
| then I won't even know In |
| my heart It's |
| the floor going like heart hit the floor |
| like"
|
| I was walking in the garden,"Talking with the snake |
| Eating pomegranate |
| You said I hope it tasted good |
| I hope that it was worth it |
| I said I think it was |
| One sad monkey looking at the stars |
| Feeling really small |
| Two sad monkeys staring at the wall |
| Now they are depressed |
| Four sad monkeys want to go to war |
| They want to feel something |
| Eight sad monkeys can’t take it anymore |
| They want to go back home |
| I was walking in the garden |
| Talking with the big one 0 |
| Covering my privates |
| He split my heart right open |
| Poured it into the desert |
| And told me I was OK"
|
| You know the past is everything,"She said in a dream |
| Can you ever forgive yourself |
| You are a clever machine |
| I try not to eat too fast |
| But food for me means fear |
| I’m very rarely hungry |
| Just scared it’ll disappear |
| I was pulling a wire |
| That came out of my teeth |
| I didn’t want to pull too hard |
| What was underneath? |
| I was floating above the city |
| Awkward and overexposed |
| She welcomed me into the group |
| She didn’t judge me or my clothes |
| We’re made of DNA trauma |
| As sure as carbon and water |
| Nothing ever is lost |
| Just carried on and on and on |
| She was a Russian sniper |
| 400 Nazis felled |
| I might need a reminder |
| You can’t unring that bell"
|
| and was left wanting more,"cause it was so good, so good, so good |
| so i put in half life 2 |
| but then i remembered |
| that i hadn't played half life 1 before |
| couldn't play it on my mac |
| and that made me sad |
| so i called around to gamestops |
| there's like 4 within biking distance |
| one of them happened to have it |
| valve, oh valve! |
| i love how you work on games till they are perfect |
| valve oh valve |
| every single game i play i love it |
| but on the other hand |
| where is half life 3 |
| or half life episode 3 whatever |
| valve oh valve |
| i swear i swear i'm not ungrateful |
| i'm not ungrateful |
| i just love your games |
| and i wanna play some more |
| i know you'll make some more |
| and you'll take your time with it |
| but patience is not my best attribute |
| i am loyal and creative |
| but patience doesn't not go on my resume |
| i will replay all your games |
| because i don't like most games that come out today |
| the last game that i really liked |
| aside from portal 2 was limbo |
| so valve, oh valve |
| please don't take too much longer on it |
| cause we want it, you know we want it |
| our days are spent obsessing our nights are haunted"
|
| What are you asking for What,"do you want When |
| you shut the door you turn off your |
| phone what are you asking What |
| do you want When |
| you shut the door and your phone in |
| the morning you wake up you feel grateful |
| you feel love Everything's |
| so green made of chlorophyll I'm |
| so sad it's obscene I don't know what's |
| in my skull Everything's |
| so green made of chlorophyll I'm |
| so sad it's obscene I don't know what's |
| in my skull Want |
| to be rich and famous I don't want |
| to feel bad about myself I just don't |
| know how to get it I don't know |
| what else I do I don't know what |
| else I can do Wanna |
| write better melodies Maybe |
| I should make a podcast maybe I should |
| start a garden maybe I should start a |
| garden There |
| is a song I really like and has |
| that as the climax I wish I had |
| written I wish that I had written that"
|
| The truth of sorrow the waves of luck,"might hit you like a truck Like |
| a truck but the ducks out in the |
| pond they don't give a fuck they don't |
| give one Clack |
| clack clack quack quack quack Everybody's |
| looking for the answer maybe they should just |
| ignore the truth Nobody |
| is a better dad Cancer |
| then Pluto |
| and Saturn |
| and Jupiter |
| Everybody thinks that they're living in the endiest |
| of times but nobody is very forgiving when |
| it turns out it's nothing but nothing Just |
| like it always was Just |
| like I always was to always run"
|
| "I tried so hard, had it in my grasp","But I lost it, I lost it |
| I felt greed in my heart |
| And it cost me, it cost me |
| Money does funny things |
| To these monkey brains |
| Inside our skulls |
| I wish I could say I was immune |
| But I’m in tune |
| It’s what culture does |
| You can’t escape it |
| No, you’re just an ape it’s |
| The way things are |
| We live in capitalism |
| It’s power seems in escapable |
| So did the divine right of kings |
| Any human power can be resisted |
| If you don’t work, you don’t eat |
| That’s crazy, it’s crazy |
| Your whole life living for money |
| It can’t be, it can’t be |
| It feels like we’re near the end |
| The wheels turns again |
| Reshuffled |
| 5000 years of history |
| Now this could be |
| The part where |
| We get it right |
| If we don’t all die |
| R"
|
| Iv’e been up since 1am,"Since 11 she’s been laborin’ |
| She’s a shaman priestess |
| I’m gonna be a father today |
| Contraction come and contraction go |
| Through the moans and groans up and down she rolls |
| She’s in another dimension |
| I’m gonna be a father today |
| I’m gonna be a father |
| That’s happening today |
| Though in these last few hours |
| I still don’t feel ready |
| In any which way |
| I’m hoping for mystic parent powers |
| i’m writing lyrics as fast as I can |
| another wave comes and she’s holding my hand |
| We’re in this together |
| I’m gonna be a father today |
| Now it’s time to go to the hospital |
| I can feel my brain buzzing beneath my skull |
| I gotta call an Uber |
| I’m gonna be a father today"
|
| Chris met Maxine in secondary school,"But it wasn’t until sixth form |
| When they took a trip to Poland and Germany |
| They watched a film about the second world war |
| Chris offered Maxine his seat |
| And they got to know each other on the trip |
| It took some time but eventually |
| They started their relationship |
| Chris and Maxine |
| Riding his trusty Gord |
| Fighting the forces of evil |
| With his mighty sword |
| And they’re getting married |
| They met when they were teens |
| Now their love grows bigger each day |
| Chris and Maxine |
| Chris has a love of video games |
| From Mario to Stiens Gate |
| Professor Layton to Zelda and |
| Pokemon to Zero Escape |
| He hates rudeness and selfishness |
| And eating mushrooms |
| He really hats all injustice |
| And he’s terrified of wasps too |
| Chris and Maxine |
| Riding his trusty Gord |
| Fighting the forces of evil |
| With his mighty sword |
| And they’re getting married |
| They met when they were teens |
| Now their love grows bigger each day |
| Chris and Maxine"
|
| Everything,"I wanted to say has just gone out the window |
| The imperial light of day has given way to shadow |
| Things that you don't know you make |
| But |
| I won't give you you take you say |
| I've got to make my own |
| But |
| I won't make that mistake |
| Thought we could be friends |
| But |
| I couldn't stand what you did |
| Thought maybe we'd make amends |
| But time turned you to hatred |
| Now you look at me you say |
| I'm fake |
| Break my defenses an earthquake |
| My only option now is not to play |
| But |
| I won't make that mistake |
| If |
| I could live on the moon |
| Maybe |
| I would remember |
| Anything |
| I've been through doesn't really matter |
| Sink to the bottom of the lake |
| From spring until autumn |
| I'll wait |
| The price of closeness that |
| I'll have to pay |
| But |
| I won't make that mistake"
|
| I've walked him ,"for 40 minutes |
| and he won't go to sleep, |
| so now I'm done."
|
| Hear the babies cry,"And you laugh |
| And your soul is |
| Ripped and half |
| How did you become |
| So broken |
| What would it take |
| For your heart to open |
| Or are you so far gone |
| That you’ve traveled beyond |
| Any kind of redemption |
| You’ll never learn the lesson |
| Of empathy"
|
| Speed tracer,"Tracing for speed |
| Your finger and your mouse |
| Are all that you will need |
| Trace the track |
| Go real fast |
| Don’t touch the side |
| Or you’re gonna crash |
| You recall how to have fun |
| Like the old flash games you played when you were young |
| Only now we’re doing it right on chain |
| Earn some eth speed tracer game"
|
| What gamers did you talk to?,"What's this about data you say? |
| Do you have data |
| That says a lotta games aren't sexist |
| Are you gonna show us that data today? |
| Those are two different ideas |
| And the title of your video is |
| Are Video Games Sexist? |
| And I don't think you answer this |
| You cite two studies |
| But they're both about how many women play games |
| That doesn't address sexism at all |
| So find some other studies to back up your claims |
| Misogyny and violence |
| Two different issues |
| You conflate them |
| Let's hear your argument |
| Again you're talking about violence |
| I thought we were talking sexism |
| ad HOMINEM |
| which points? |
| Please point them out |
| You wanna talk cherry picking |
| Just because there are a few |
| AAA games with female protagonists |
| That aren't just about their boobs |
| Doesn't negate the fact that most AAA games |
| Are full of sexist tropes |
| That's what these hipster culture critics say |
| Less sexism is the hope |
| Wellllll |
| What you're saying is that games are sexist |
| And boys will be boys |
| That's a lame argument, if you don't mind my saying |
| All we want is more choice |
| Nobody said they make you sexist |
| Racism, homophobia and sexism are three different things"
|
| Every single time I think I figured out,"didn't figure it out at all it's more |
| like a roller coaster Big |
| peak and then you fall All |
| I can do is throw my hands up |
| Scream with the top of my heart I |
| can either live in the dark or live |
| out in the sun but every single time |
| I think I figured it out I am |
| left surprised Whatever |
| worked yesterday no longer applied Ideas |
| come and go in the space around remains |
| Bits and bytes and items spin Then |
| suddenly everything's changed Every |
| single time Thing |
| figured out didn't figure it oh it's more |
| like a roller coaster Big |
| peak and then you fall All |
| I can do is throw hands up Scream |
| at the top of my lung I can |
| either live down in the dark or live |
| out in the sun Every |
| single time I think I figured it out |
| Polarity ensues I look like I am dancing |
| around Left |
| dancing shoes I put my nose to the |
| grindstone I keep my mind engaged Bits |
| and bites and atoms spitting and suddenly everything's |
| changed Every |
| single time I think I figured out I |
| didn't figure it out at all it's more |
| like a rollercoaster Big |
| peak and then you fall All |
| I can do is throw my hands up |
| and scream at the top up my lungs |
| I can either live down in the dark |
| or live out in the sun oh yeah"
|
| Vulnerable entitlement,"Diversity evidence based |
| Transgender fetus |
| Ohhh science base d |
| Vulnerable |
| Transgender |
| Diversity |
| Evidence Based |
| Entitlement |
| FETUS |
| SCIENCE |
| Science Based |
| If you work at the CDC |
| Please, please, please don’t leave |
| We need you now more than ever |
| This nightmare can’t last forever |
| Just sing the song |
| You can sing along |
| “vulnerable,” “entitlement,” “diversity,” “transgender,” “fetus,” “evidence-based,” “science-based.”"
|
| I’m going out again,"From the garden of eden |
| I’m calling all my debts |
| I’m getting while the good gets |
| And nobody will stop me this time |
| Not god or luck or rain or sunshine |
| I’m stomping all the grass |
| I’m hanging from the overpass |
| I’m stooping to your speed |
| I’m taking what I need |
| And nobody can take what I have |
| Nobody walks the narrow path |
| I’m hold on the bomb |
| Radio flyer mom |
| Torch the evidence |
| Artist in residence |
| And nobody will stop me this time |
| Not god or luck or rain or sunshine |
| TV on the fritz |
| It’s as good as it gets |
| Give me time to futz |
| Gimme a word that cuts |
| And nobody can take what I have |
| Nobody walks the narrow path"
|
| Stormy Daniels,"Didn’t like Star Wars |
| The Last Jedi |
| Some MRAs |
| Edited the film |
| To take out the women |
| Sleeping with another woman |
| When your wife has a 4 month old at home |
| Is not what Luke would have done |
| I think it’s against the jedi code |
| In the last Jedi |
| Luke burns down |
| Religious dogma |
| You’d think Stormy Daniels |
| Would appreciate |
| But then again she’s friends with Trump |
| So maybe she thought the whole thing was too PC |
| SJW crap |
| Maybe she’s down with the MRAs |
| Stormy Daniels |
| Stormy Stormy Daniels |
| Why didn’t you like The Last Jedi |
| Stormy Daniels |
| Tweeted fuck you |
| Rian Johnson |
| She said |
| The Last Jedi was |
| The worst movie ever |
| We’re all entitled to opinions |
| And there’s no accounting for taste |
| But I just can’t stop thinking |
| About the MRAs |
| Stormy Daniels |
| Considered running |
| For Senator in 2010 |
| Donald Trump |
| Was gonna donate |
| To her campaign |
| She decided not to run |
| Saying the media wouldn’t take her seriously |
| I guess she’s probably pretty happy |
| With this new round of publicity"
|
| Text Message,"You have a Text |
| Message"
|
| Hey you can you help me? Are,"you gonna even offer? Do |
| you have something that I need Can |
| I get it from you Will |
| you give it to me freely or do |
| i have to coax you will you give |
| it to me right way or will you |
| make me wait gatekeepersa and holders of the |
| keys they bring us to our knees when |
| they have the things we need Will |
| I talk to you if you don't have |
| nothing i want Will |
| you talk to me if I have nothing |
| to give you Will |
| we form a friendship based on mutual respect |
| If one of us has many and the |
| other of us has few I am famous |
| on the internet To |
| about 1000 people They |
| watch me play and sing They |
| watch me play and sing I give them |
| my heart each day And |
| in return they love me back And |
| they would give me anything Would |
| you give me anything? Hey |
| Mr. space man can I use your space |
| to do my thing I know that you |
| don't know me but somewhere I am well |
| known Everywhere |
| you go now there you are until you |
| move on And |
| then the place you go is the new |
| place that you are"
|
| When you’re in a new place,"And you’re facing green and growing |
| You can see the smile there |
| On the face of the man that’s mowing |
| You need green in your life |
| You need trees and water |
| You need shrubs and dirt and worms |
| As you up down teeter totter |
| When you’re lifted up and out |
| You squeeze all the air |
| Your lungs fill up and then expel |
| Every old thing that was there |
| You need green in your life |
| You need lakes and mountains |
| You need rocks and stars and leaves |
| And animals all shouting |
| When you’re in a new place |
| And your tracing lines that wander |
| Back is broken but on the mend |
| Each day you’re getting stronger"
|
| you were like cyclops with his laser eyes,"before he got his visor to control it |
| and you hurt yourself and those around |
| you with the power of your intuition |
| crashing down and tumbling through space and time |
| hits you all at once and you can't prepare |
| in your body messages that tell |
| you all you need to know |
| Feel it |
| Feel it |
| you were like luke skywalker before he learned |
| how to control the force and harness it |
| your light saber it cut through your heart |
| straight down to the tender part of you |
| turning off and numbing out the truth of it |
| acting out the path that you had laid for you |
| crossing lines you knew you shouldn't cross |
| but what the hell it's only life |
| Feel it |
| Feel it"
|
| Sometimes they’re stinky,"Sometimes they’re cute |
| Sometimes they stick out |
| Sometimes they’re flat |
| Sir Mix a lot |
| Liked really big ones |
| I kinda like all of em |
| How about that |
| Butts |
| Poop comes out |
| Things can go in |
| Possums scream |
| At their own |
| You got two cheeks |
| And you got a hole |
| They say it’s a window |
| To your soul |
| They look good in jeans |
| They look good in shorts |
| I like them |
| In their birthday suits |
| If you put one |
| Up to your ear |
| That’s the ocean |
| That you will hear |
| worm in the ocean |
| Has 100 |
| Sodomy’s illegal |
| In many states |
| Some turtles |
| Can breathe through theirs |
| It’s the most powerful muscle |
| On the human body"
|
| Collecting Kneecaps,"as trophies Terror |
| diagnosis Blockade |
| to choke these Animals |
| It’s your fault, you force us Nameless, |
| amorphous In |
| schools and in churches Hospitals |
| Shields, Human |
| Shields Clever |
| dumb bombing From |
| our higher calling Remember |
| Amalek We |
| do We |
| laugh celebrate it Desecrate |
| your grave it’s death dedicated To |
| you You |
| had a name And |
| a sense of humor You |
| had a favorite color All |
| of this was real Til |
| the bomb came Burned |
| you to pieces And |
| the people who dropped it Said, |
| “what poor human shield” Condos |
| on the seaside Protected |
| by apartheid It’s |
| the quiet part right Out |
| loud Drop |
| these refugees In |
| other Arab |
| countries Entire |
| families Wiped |
| out Sir, |
| there’s a active shooter, he’s using the entire |
| mall cafeteria full of children as human shields, |
| what should we do? Bomb |
| them all! What? |
| You heard me, bomb them all!!"
|
| WE create this system,"And we can’t control it |
| It provides for us |
| But it takes it’s toll it’s |
| Not made of real stuff |
| Just promises and lies |
| And it’s about to kill us |
| It doesn’t care if we die |
| We didn’t pay attention |
| Didn’t pay attention |
| Now we gotta pay attention |
| And he is the result |
| He is the result |
| Now we gotta fight |
| They won’t impeach him |
| Because they can’t reach him |
| To enact all their evil |
| Plans they need his people |
| They have no center |
| Except make life better |
| For rich white men |
| At all of our expense"
|
| Open up the window,"It’s hotter than a disco |
| There’s nobody that you know |
| That knows more than you do |
| You can take that with you |
| Everywhere that you go |
| Keep it in your pocket |
| Be sure not to lose it, oh |
| I am so distracted |
| The black hole here is massive |
| My eggs are in the basket |
| I’m not diversified |
| There are no quick fixes |
| We can build a castle |
| Nothing lasts forever |
| But we don’t need it to |
| I’m tired of this layout |
| And I’m looking for a way out |
| My furniture is played out |
| It’s time to rearrange |
| When I hug my children |
| All that bad thoughts stay out |
| Time is so amazing |
| And that’s all I have to say"
|
| I’m still sick – yuck,"My head’s so ick – fuck |
| I really don’t swear |
| But I don’t care |
| ‘Cause I’m si-iiiiiiiiiiiiick |
| Shit"
|
| Emojis can be confusing,"Like which one should you be using |
| If you are worried or pouting |
| Astonished or tired |
| Dizzy or disappointed |
| Emojipedia tells you |
| So you can say farewell to |
| Not knowing what an emoji means |
| With emojipedia |
| You can find immediate |
| Help in any emojimergency |
| Emojipedia is launching |
| new feature sure to get you thinking |
| If you are a business |
| Looking for new advertising |
| Adopt an emoji |
| It’s the hot new thing |
| You own a hotel chain |
| You can adopt this |
| You got a pizza joint |
| You totally got this |
| You own a bicycle shop |
| Adopt an emoji |
| If you run a saloon |
| You won’t be sorry"
|
| If no one buys the flowers,"They get incinerated |
| Those flowers are your life |
| And each moment you create it |
| You’re surrounded by beautiful mountains |
| But the wifi’s really slow |
| So is this really happening? |
| You can’t tweet it so I don’t know |
| Who is most important |
| Make room for the love |
| The world is small and fragile |
| Remember to look up |
| I’m Dave Klein |
| It’s Yosemite time |
| I’m Dave Klein |
| And you’re not |
| Brent Simmons |
| He’s eaten more pigeons |
| Than anyone here |
| All the pigeons live in fear |
| Marcus the squirrel |
| Wanted to be like Ken Griffey |
| But he couldn’t throw the ball |
| No not at all |
| Bloody guitar, Bloody guitar |
| Rock and roll, Bloody guitar |
| Errant hang nail, bloody guitar |
| Drunk Brent Simmons Bloody guitar |
| Catnip for the Brent Simmons it’s a bloody guitars |
| Who is most important |
| Make room for the love |
| The world is small and fragile |
| When seen from high above |
| Keep your family close |
| Don’t split your attention |
| Each moment is a flower |
| Going up for auction |
| I’m Dave Klein |
| Now it’s Yosemite time |
| I’m Dave Klein |
| And you’re not"
|
| Nfts on billboard Nfts,"on trees Everywhere |
| you look these rays there Nft |
| Nfts on the sidewalk Nfts |
| in the night Why |
| why why why why Why |
| I still don't know but I just going |
| about my business home Nfts |
| in real time Nfts |
| async Nfts |
| in the back places Nfts |
| in the bank Nfts |
| in the cars Nfts |
| in the buses You |
| want one day too many buses What |
| does it mean What |
| does it mean I don't know but I |
| just go about my business Oh |
| go about my business Oh |
| go about my business Oh |
| go about my business I remember when NFCs |
| weren't anywhere in sight we could see them |
| in the daytime and come see them in |
| the night now when you turn on your |
| computer screen when you look up at the |
| billboard nfts are all you see NFTs |
| what does it mean Nfts |
| Oh I don't know I just go about |
| my business Oh |
| go about my business Oh |
| go about my business Oh |
| go about my business Oh |
| oh oh I just go about business Go |
| about about about my business Go |
| about my business"
|
| you are part of this world,"whether you like it or not |
| You don’t have to stay |
| If you don’t want |
| But if you don’t stay |
| You don’t get to see |
| What happens tomorrow |
| Don’t let all the monsters |
| That live in your mind |
| Lead the parade |
| That’ll leave you behind |
| If you’re left behind |
| You won’t be around |
| For what happens tomorrow |
| I feel dark and shut down |
| Distracted and hurt |
| Sometimes I am low |
| As low as the dirt |
| But then I get up |
| And look at the sun |
| What happens tomorrow |
| Yes terday was tomorrow |
| And right now was that too |
| Let it into your heart |
| Let it surround you |
| If you think you can’t do it |
| Just think to yourself |
| What happens tomorrow"
|
| there's never enough I know I'm,"living job to job to job it's kind |
| of a pain each 1st of the month |
| i feel the strain but wherever you are |
| whatever you're doing whatever insane dream you're pursuing |
| a couple of bucks to your onetime home |
| that warm cocoon the stepping stone did you |
| get naked at midnight breakfast did you dress |
| up as the opposite sexes did you fall |
| in love with a beautiful girl did you |
| have deep conversations at the end of the |
| world i know it seems lame to ask |
| for money when you barely have enough to |
| keep it all running one day we'll all |
| be rich with any luck but 5 or |
| 10 bucks it isn't that much did you |
| see all the awesome bands at sunfest did |
| you spend 36 hours on a project with |
| no rest did you get laid and lots |
| of bruises at rollerama did you do the |
| walk of shame with yesterdays clothes as your |
| pajamas"
|
| Squishy meat creatures 8469 debug nor not debug,"sex 3 times time traveler debugger mangled swift |
| names lunch dinner bacon existential container technical deck |
| pastel legacy code chisel memory layout RNC |
| RN cryptor witness table and advance begin dinner |
| cocoa in DC |
| double dongle dance Russ |
| Navis type safety Put |
| on your double dongle dancing pants Put |
| on your double dongle dancing pants Kind |
| of messed this up here but we'll go |
| through it You |
| are UI |
| timing current provider data flow 3am pre order |
| fire alarm butterballs optional maybe or not at |
| all Turning |
| coffee into code ray tracing on metal Give |
| me two more lines Anything |
| just shout something out Donald |
| Trump Oh |
| I got it Donald |
| Trump and baskets of deplorable Go |
| go in DC |
| double dongle Russ |
| novice type safety Put |
| on your double dumbo dancing pants Oh |
| yeah Oh |
| yeah Put |
| on your double dumbo dancing pants Put |
| them up Put |
| them up Put |
| on your double dumble dancer pants Put |
| them on Put |
| them on Put |
| them on your double dungle dance pants at |
| Cococon DC |
| that's great I forgot to ask That'll |
| be online"
|
| Everybody assumes,"That when I come out to play |
| That I’m happy because |
| I look this way |
| Brightest thing |
| In our solar system |
| But look again |
| There’s something you’re missing |
| Every grey cloud is not depressed |
| There’s not romance in every sunset |
| Fog ain’t just confused |
| And sometimes the sun sings the blues |
| This fire that burns |
| for billions of years |
| Don’t think I don’t cry |
| Angry tears |
| Don’t think I’m not scared |
| Of what will come |
| When I run out of |
| Hydrogen"
|
| Here comes another pyramid scheme,"Into which we place our hopes and dreams |
| Upon which a thousand flowers will bloom |
| Until there’s no one left in the room |
| Thanksgiving |
| Land of the living |
| At the arcade |
| Gathering stones |
| Programmer |
| All you’ve got is a hammer |
| Gamble gamble |
| Is the turkey’s poem |
| There goes another pyramid scheme |
| The number 4 down goes CZ |
| Somewhere a bitcoin halves |
| In the distance, Satoshi laughs |
| Here comes another pyramid scheme |
| More fodder for the SEC |
| Hard to take us seriously |
| Not here to get rich, I’m here to get free"
|
| What is the way,"Is this the way |
| Which way to the way |
| This is the way |
| They say |
| But I’m not sure |
| What that means |
| Exactly |
| Stand in the way |
| Get out of the way |
| Don’t want anybody |
| To see me this way |
| There’s too much |
| At stake |
| By the way |
| I’m rubbed the wrong way |
| I won’t go half way |
| This is the way |
| They say |
| But I’m not sure |
| We can escape |
| There’s a bounty |
| In the way |
| This child and me |
| In a heartfelt way |
| Are trying to make |
| It so we’re safe |
| I had the right of way |
| But I’ve lost my way |
| In this galaxy |
| This is the way |
| They say |
| But i’m not gonna |
| Sit around and wait |
| For the one way |
| To give way |
| To another way |
| This is the way |
| This is the way"
|
| You can never really know,"What’s in someone else’s heart |
| I can’t read your mind, |
| And we’re all blind in the dark |
| But when I look in your eyes |
| And you look into mine |
| Can you know deep in my soul |
| We’re all born knowing how to be kind |
| It doesn’t take much |
| No, it doesn’t take much |
| All it takes is a little bit of kindness and love |
| And that’s enough |
| That;s always enough |
| All it takes is a little bit of kindness and love"
|
| We know 100 days is arbitrary nice round,"number big and loud like thunder I spent |
| a hundred days in this deep malaise and |
| it won't be gone on 101 but I |
| gotta move on with my songs in the |
| sun Even |
| as the bombs are falling Just |
| wishing it please that his lungs start to |
| ease and he falls down his knees crawling |
| Begging for forgiveness and we won't give it |
| to him the damage is done Even |
| if he's done there's no heat and promises |
| he didn't keep we won't know the extra |
| mile for quite a while Won't |
| know the full extent of his ripple tear |
| in But |
| I've gotta move on with my songs in |
| the sun Even |
| as the bombs are falling Just |
| wishing it please that his lungs start to |
| wheeze and it falls down to his knees |
| crawling Begging |
| for one giving him but we won't give |
| it to him People |
| will be hurt to the last from the |
| first People |
| already hurting and I live in constant worry |
| he didn't do much but already enough and |
| the planet is toast hold each other close |
| But I gotta move on with my songs |
| in the sun Even |
| as the bombs are falling Just |
| wishing it please that his lungs start to |
| wheeze and he falls down to his knees |
| crawling Begging |
| back and forth on give him we won't |
| give it to him Back |
| and forth Forgiveness |
| we won't give it to him to him |
| no no no no no no no no |
| this ends 100 days"
|
| Claimed on June 23 2017,"Sold 4 years later for 26eth |
| You changed hands 7 more times |
| Until you came to rest |
| Another comrade lost and gone |
| To ye old burn address |
| Goodbye, goodbye |
| CryptoPunk 685 |
| With your mohawk and shades |
| You were looking so fly |
| Goodbye punk 685 |
| They were trying to wrap you |
| Cuz they were going to borrow against you |
| Now another wallet you will never grace |
| With your tan skin and chill look on your face |
| I shake my head and say what waste |
| Goodbye, goodbye |
| CryptoPunk 685 |
| Mohawk and shades |
| You were looking so fly |
| Goodbye punk 685"
|
| Transaction execution to the beacon chain,"New penalty parameters, that’s the Bellatrix upgrade |
| Named after a star used to navigate |
| Fork choice parameter, that’s the Bellatrix upgrade |
| Gonna fall in love |
| We’ve waited long enough |
| Close enough to touch |
| Ready for the merge |
| Open up your eyes |
| Now it’s time to shine |
| Cuz she’s finalized |
| Ready for the merge"
|
| Look what,"I got in my garage |
| It's another bucket of rain |
| My lady dropped in |
| Montau |
| That's what |
| I want |
| They said she was from |
| New |
| York |
| City |
| Butshe was from |
| Vermont |
| Chopped it |
| Montana |
| My lady my lady |
| My lady chopped |
| Going real fast |
| Look out for the sun |
| It's coming down from the past |
| That very old sun going to burn you right up |
| Then lady talking |
| My lady talking on top |
| My lady talked to my talking my sh |
| As seen on tv |
| Just look at what |
| I got in my garage |
| Don't you wanna be with me |
| Don't you wanna be with me |
| Chopping my toes sweet baby |
| My lady my lady |
| Oh coming in the garage |
| My lady |
| Chopping my tongue |
| My la ch"
|
| "The moon is moving farther away Oh,","indeed, the universe expands indefinitely Oh, |
| and I'm |
| just a speck, just a speck, okay? Okay, |
| sitting out on the deck, sitting out on |
| the deck All |
| day, watching the stars roll away Roll |
| away, roll away I'm |
| just a speck in the dust I'm |
| bigger than a turtle that eaten the crust |
| Of the mantle and the earth Will |
| fall into disarray, disarray someday But |
| I hope I'm |
| not today, the end"
|
| And I’m,"just gathering my thoughts This |
| story, this story will take some explaining I’m |
| digging in my pockets pulling out all the |
| rocks I was walking the tightrope in the |
| big top show I was giving the straight |
| dope to the crowd below That’s |
| when I saw her, all gold and lace |
| Her perfume was familiar and I knew her |
| face And |
| I fell down, but I meant her to |
| catch me I fell into the ground, I |
| was falling and falling The |
| hands wrapped around, I went into her bones |
| I could not make a sound, but the |
| Earth, she groaned Turn |
| off the wind, turn off the windshield wipers |
| While I remember how it went Things |
| went from, they went from slow to hyper |
| And I learned there’s no such thing as |
| accident When |
| I finally hit the bottom, it was dark |
| and warm Where |
| it smelled like autumn just before a storm |
| Then the lights came on, she was standing |
| there Then |
| she took my hand, then she said this |
| prayer And |
| I fell down, but I meant her to |
| catch me I fell into the ground, I |
| was falling and falling The |
| hands wrapped around, I went into her bones |
| I could not make a sound, but the |
| Earth, she groaned I was always on your |
| side, I moved mountains and turned the tide |
| I helped your cells subdivide I turned in |
| the sky for you, I turned a blind |
| eye for you I broke myself open wide |
| Open the door, open the door cus I |
| want to get out I’m |
| pulling the plug on this interview When |
| I agreed, when I agreed when we set |
| out Well, |
| I didn’t think we’d be in this car |
| just two You |
| remind me so, In |
| the way you move In |
| your second hand clothes, of the girl I |
| knew I look in your eyes, and I’ve |
| already died Open |
| up the door and let me outside"
|
| Ain't no milk like mamas milk,"Tastes like kombucha |
| Goes down like silk |
| I'm rolling in the waves of the big deep world |
| Ain't no sound the morning chirp |
| Lay me out so I can burp |
| I'm rolling in the waves of the big deep world |
| And OOO I am a creature |
| And OOO I really need you |
| Ain't no smell like summer rain |
| Salamander comes out again |
| I'm rolling in the waves of the big deep world |
| And no feel like mamas skin |
| Daddy's hairy that's weird for him |
| I'm rolling in the waves of the big deep world |
| And OOO I am a creature |
| And OOO I really need you |
| Ain't no face like mamas face |
| Gonna look at her for the rest of my days |
| I'm rolling in the waves of the big deep world"
|
| You are standing on a boat,"Out on the dark and stormy seas |
| Everything is shifting beneath your feet |
| FDA regulations are the waves that rock your boat |
| An industry in flux |
| Brand new technologies |
| But listen to me trainers |
| I know you'll pull through |
| With your ice breakers |
| You'll get those students to |
| Learn what you've got to teach them |
| And we're here to help |
| SPBT, SPBT |
| Learn new and innovate ways to teach |
| Network, network so many people to meet |
| This week in New Orleans |
| Gonna find out what it all means |
| Gonna have a lotta fun this week |
| Throw away your smile sheets |
| Daniel Kraft is gonna tell you about the future |
| Social media that moves so fast |
| And lots and lots of iPads |
| Micheal Gelb will show you how to think like da vinci |
| Mike Abrashoff will teach empowerment |
| And did i mention there'll be iPad training |
| None of that old sage on stage boring stuff |
| It's a brand new world and we're here to help |
| It's a brand new world and we're here to help |
| You facilitate the workshops |
| That keep everyone entertained |
| You provide really great snacks |
| All participants ENGAGED |
| Using online learning platforms |
| Teach compliance and managed care |
| iPad iPad iPad iPad |
| Where do we go from here |
| I am interrupting this transmission |
| It''s time for a shameless plug |
| This song is brought you by |
| THE LETTER BIG |
| Think BIG Think BIG |
| Think big as a great big sea |
| Think BIG like a brontasaurs |
| Think BIG like a red wood tree |
| Now dance |
| Yeah dance |
| This is the end of our shameless plug |
| Now get out there and have some fun"
|
| Gold log,"Don't nod |
| Kayak |
| stats |
| Pope pop |
| Puff up |
| Party trap |
| God damn mad dog |
| Panda had nap |
| No stetson |
| Pa's a sap |
| Drab bard |
| Dumb mud |
| Draw O coward |
| Sexes |
| Lonely Tylenol |
| Lepers repel |
| Ma has a ham |
| Niagara, O Roar again |
| Was it a bar or a bat I saw? |
| Was it a car or a cat I saw? |
| Was it Eliot's toilet I saw? |
| Rats live on no evil star |
| tattarrattat |
| tattarrattat |
| tattarrattat |
| tattarrattat |
| Rats live on no evil star |
| Was it Eliot's toilet I saw? |
| Was it a car or a cat I saw? |
| Was it a bar or a bat I saw? |
| Niagara, O Roar again |
| Ma has a ham |
| Lepers repel |
| Lonely Tylenol |
| Sexes |
| Draw O coward |
| Dumb mud |
| Drab bard |
| Pa's a sap |
| No stetson |
| Panda had nap |
| God damn mad dog |
| Party trap |
| Puff up |
| Pope pop |
| stats |
| Kayak |
| Don't nod |
| Gold log"
|
| When the final tally is finally due and,"you learn the fate that belongs to you |
| Cup of coffee is way too hot Burn |
| your young tongue till it falls off Hope |
| it's worth the influence Worth |
| the girls who refuse to dance Worth |
| the sugar you spun and woe Then |
| you're not too young and you're not too |
| old to know Old |
| to know the cannonball Difference |
| between right and wrong Too |
| old to know too often right and wrong |
| I feel bad you're trying hard the hustling |
| grind is your calling card don't you know |
| it's impossible Float |
| yourself up on your boots stress pull Hope |
| is worth the influence that you found something |
| no one understands Worth |
| the doors that you kept closed You're |
| never too young and you're never too old |
| to know Cannonball |
| cannonball Difference |
| between right and wrong too often oh oh |
| Too of the no right and wrong too |
| old the no cannonball the difference Friends |
| doing right and wrong too often know old |
| o too out to know right and wrong |
| Old to know Cannonball |
| difference right and wrong Too |
| old to know Too |
| old to know Too |
| old to know Too |
| old to know Too |
| old to know Too |
| old to know Too |
| old to know"
|
| Get the magic of your glory days,"Put em with the moon all ablaze |
| You’ll find yourself in places |
| You’ve never been before |
| You’ll know how to get back home |
| By the light of the stars |
| Hold the candle in your palm |
| Watch the flame burning calm |
| Stuck between the light and dark |
| You’re too bright for your heart |
| The creeping midnight comes |
| By the light of the stars |
| Once a herald angel sang |
| When the earth was crash boom bang |
| We can never go back there |
| It’s just not who we are |
| But we see the reflection |
| By the light of the stars"
|
| It’s never too late,"To fix things up |
| If somethings not working |
| When you’ve had enough |
| Grab that duct tape |
| Get some glue |
| Rearrange the furniture |
| Do what you gotta do |
| To fix things up |
| My brain is broken |
| My eczema’s bad |
| My uke won’t tune |
| I can’t take a bath |
| My shoulder hurts |
| So does my foot |
| I wanna sit down |
| But I can’t stay put |
| Got new pants |
| Ripped the seam |
| Fire alarms |
| When it’s just steam |
| The kids won’t stay |
| In their beds |
| They scream and cry |
| Until I’m dead |
| Had some gigs |
| Travel around |
| Till COVID |
| Shut everything down |
| My wife says |
| I complain too much |
| But it’s never too late |
| To fix things up"
|
| If you can't trust me as far as,"you can throw me say that's pretty boring |
| what else can you show me And |
| I'm here now and I don't know how |
| to be anything else other than what I |
| am I said oh oh what else can |
| you show Oh |
| oh what else can you show me In |
| the night time there's no light line in |
| the bed where you are laying There |
| you got me too Come |
| and meet you halfway to helland now we're |
| back again I said oh oh what else |
| can you show me Oh |
| what else can you show me Must |
| you be someone I trust too Always |
| be right there always beside me and I |
| put you in my place Stitch |
| some other body with some other face Is |
| that right No |
| but does that matter If |
| you open the wind go say oh oh |
| what else can you show me Oh |
| what else can you show me Oh |
| what else can you show What |
| else oh what else can you show me"
|
| Somewhere down the road,"I’m gonna feel ten times lighter |
| I’ve got to follow |
| Go where the colors are brighter |
| Oh, I’ve got to go |
| Ain’t no piece of mind |
| In this time and place |
| There’s things that time |
| Just won’t erase |
| Oh, I’ve got to go |
| Oh, I’ve got to go |
| Before I’m stuck below |
| The motor of this motor boat |
| That’s floating out among the ghosts |
| Out across the street |
| I can see through windows lit bright |
| Folks are on their feet |
| Staring out into the black night |
| Oh, I’ve got to go |
| I’ll get out on the road |
| I’ve got everything, I don’t need much |
| I’ve got to follow |
| I’m finally ready to pop the clutch |
| Oh, I’ve got to go"
|
| I run and run but never catch up,"I will never ever be fast enough |
| LIke two molecules that never touch |
| I'll even forget why I run |
| I run and run but the pavement's hard |
| I run around the back yard |
| Running in the street between the cars |
| I run so I don't let down my guard |
| What am I running from? |
| I run and run my shoes give way |
| My bare feet a blood bouquet |
| My knees a broken and my lungs displaces |
| But I don't put on the breaks |
| I run and run the horizon shifts |
| I run through the buts and the maybes and ifs |
| I run with a question on my lips |
| But I'm not sure what the question is |
| What am I running from?"
|
| Her passport says Irish,"But she was born in Trinidad |
| Lived in Ceylon |
| before growing up in Manila |
| Her name's from the0 sunrise On |
| the way to the hospital Dawn |
| Fiona, Dawn |
| Dawn Fiona |
| Two sisters Trish |
| and Faye |
| And one younger brother, Sean |
| They all have arguments about who is the |
| most normal Dawn |
| and Faye |
| used to ride their bikes behind big ol |
| Trucks spraying DDT |
| pesticides She's |
| a special kind of crazy She's |
| a special kind of crazy She's |
| Sprazy She's |
| a special kind of crazy She's |
| a special kind of crazy She's |
| Sprazy She |
| had pony named Mocha |
| who she would ride bareback python named Monty |
| who she had to feed mice There |
| was monkey named KeeKee |
| which bit the beagle boogie on the balls |
| They had 17 cats, 17 cats Dawn |
| loves lists, she's organized and disciplined She |
| doesn't suffer fools and has no poker face |
| She's surgically attached to her iPhone it's in |
| her hand Facebook |
| and words with friends and instragram Dawn |
| loves to drink and has epic 6 pack |
| abs When |
| she's drinking she'll show her abs off to |
| strangers Dawn's |
| smart and funny but can't process sarcasm You |
| can tell her almost anything and she'll believe |
| you Robert |
| met Dawn |
| on St |
| Paddy's in '98 When |
| she came to visit Faye |
| in the Computer |
| Science lab He |
| thought Dawn |
| was glaring at him the whole rest of |
| the day Turns |
| out she liked him, turns out she liked |
| him"
|
| Sweet summer evening,"Don’t let me get caught up in all my feeling |
| I just wanna fold into your arms |
| Dusk falls like a hammer |
| Baby’s got on his pajamas |
| I just wanna fold into your arms |
| Stars come out in the country |
| We laugh even if there’s nothing funny |
| I just wanna fold into your arms |
| Listen for that sleepy bird a singing |
| It’s all good news that she’s bringing |
| I just wanna fold into your arms |
| Let my uke cut the quiet |
| All the sky is on fire |
| I just wanna fold into your armsp"
|
| It's one of those days it's one of,"those days I'm |
| doing a short song One |
| of those days the shortest song is not |
| long Just |
| gonna write things the first thing come to |
| my mind Whatever |
| it is oh one of those days Doing |
| a short song It'll |
| be short it won't be very long because |
| today's just one of those days oh yeah"
|
| Owls and turtles,"Picking up apples |
| Having the time of their lives |
| People and rhinos |
| Picking up dinos |
| Having the time of their lives |
| Doing a thing now |
| Sitting on bed sheets |
| Having the time of our lives |
| Reading on Minecraft? |
| Playing the Roblox |
| Having the time of our lives |
| Having good time alive? |
| Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba |
| Having this time of our life |
| Swimming in swimming pools |
| Eating a pizza |
| Singing with papa |
| Time of our life |
| Going for thingies |
| Dinging on dinghies |
| Having the time of our"
|
| I don't have enough time to climb all,"the mountains I wanna climb I am feeling |
| just a little burnt out and so is |
| everybody else So |
| is everybody else so is everybody else that |
| I talk to But |
| I don't enough time to do everything I |
| need to do I look at me and |
| I look at you and I think how |
| am I ever gonna get it through it |
| all I don't have what I got what |
| it takes I don't have room for mistakes |
| I don't have anything I got a lot |
| I don't have anything I forgot I forgot |
| I forgot what I was gonna say"
|
| Ohhh Life is circular,"Is circular |
| Is round and round |
| We tried to make it square |
| The best attempt that I have found |
| That the more I square it up |
| Try to shape it to my expectations |
| The more it won’t cooperate |
| The more it tests my patience |
| Life is randomness |
| And we bring meaning to it |
| It’s a jumble of bits and atoms |
| That form around us |
| As we move through it |
| And the order that we bring |
| Just decays when we are gone |
| And so it’s cyclical |
| random circle in the great beyond |
| Oooooh oooh |
| And love is close to life |
| As patterns start emerging |
| In an interstellar battle |
| Of heavy forces converging |
| In the human brain |
| The great and the small |
| Are intertwined to form our thoughts |
| The old and the new |
| Will collide in the dark |
| From the universe into |
| The tiniest of dots |
| The tiniest of dots |
| Just one tiny point in space"
|
| Who’s it gonna be gonna take the throne,"Little pipsqueak a complete unknown |
| The Duras sisters are on the move |
| With the daughter of Tasha Yar |
| Alternate universe and in the past |
| Became a Romulan to kick some ass |
| But life is short and life is hard |
| Please don’t disappoint Picard"
|
| When you’re feeling low,"Like the world don’t love you |
| Panda dance, do the panda dance |
| When the kids at school |
| Are making fun of you |
| Panda dance, do the panda dance |
| When you’re locked in a cage |
| With people staring at you |
| Panda dance, do the panda dance |
| When they say you’re too skinny |
| Too tall, too fat, too |
| Panda dance, do the panda dance |
| Panda dance, let’s do the panda dance |
| Let’s do the panda dance |
| Let’s do the panda dance |
| When the call of the wild becomes to weighty |
| Panda dance, do the panda dance |
| When the bamboo you eat don’t satiate |
| Panda dance, do the panda dance |
| When you’re stuck in a cubicle |
| All day long |
| Panda dance, do the panda dance |
| Well inside yourself |
| You can hear this song |
| Panda dance, do the panda dance |
| Panda dance |
| Just do the panda dance |
| Panda dance |
| Just do the panda dance |
| Break it down |
| Oh |
| You know it’s true |
| Wanna do the panda |
| Dance with you |
| Strip down to your birthday suit |
| Wanna do the panda |
| Dance with you |
| Wanna do the panda |
| You can dance, you can dance |
| Wanna do the panda |
| You can dance, you can dance |
| Wanna do the panda |
| Dance"
|
| Millions of women around the world,"Let’s keep up the momentum |
| Here on his very first day |
| He’s violated the constitution |
| He stripped the white house website |
| Of rights and climate change |
| It’s only gonna get worse |
| As we steer into the strange |
| He censored the National Forest Service |
| He made mortgages more expensive |
| Canadians couldn’t get into the country |
| We gotta keep up the momentum |
| People in the streets is powerful |
| We gotta take that power all the way |
| Into government halls we gotta heed the calls |
| We gotta be and see the change |
| Everywhere we go |
| People want to know |
| Who the fuck we are |
| We’re coming for you |
| You bastard |
| With all of our mother loving hearts"
|
| When you're running out of gas and you,"turn around to take one last look at |
| what you've made look at all that you've |
| done you cannot say that it hasn't been |
| fun not at all we running out of |
| ways to sing and you've forgotten just about |
| everything you once knew a lifetime ago but |
| you don't want to show anybody the truth |
| nobody will believe you when you told who |
| you were back before all this nobody will |
| believe you when you tell them what you |
| did back before all this all running out |
| of gas on the road again in your |
| belly you feel so old again when you're |
| running out of steam back on the trail |
| without faith it always happens this way again |
| and I know who you thought I was |
| when you know me know I know who |
| you thought I was when you know me |
| when you're running out guess turn around to |
| take one last loving look at what you've |
| done in your week what's your left make |
| no mistake you pay"
|
| I’m 32 today,"Got nothing to say about it |
| 32’s a funny age |
| Now I’m just a 30 something |
| Which may as well be 30 nothing |
| The days go faster than I can keep track |
| The years just seem to roll off of my back |
| I’m 32, 32 |
| Held together with glue |
| Spit and blood and aching bones |
| pretty solid worldview |
| I’m 32, 32 |
| I never thought about this age |
| And now that I am here |
| I’ve got nothing to say |
| I’m 32 right now |
| I’m not freaking out about it |
| When I learned to count |
| I counted to a hundred and fifty |
| Thirty two just went right past me |
| I didn’t stop and contemplate |
| What it would be like to be that age |
| I’m 32 all right |
| My shoulders feel tight around it |
| The future’s looking bright |
| The past is a statue of marble |
| Like an ancient text been garbled |
| I’m leaning on this dripping sand |
| To take me through to the promised land"
|
| Maybel and Jeremy,"They put their space helmets on |
| Many months of training are about to pay off |
| They are feeling excited |
| And proud to be representing all the Kitten race |
| Maybel and Jeremy are going to space |
| Fuel gauge! |
| CHECK! |
| Banana! |
| Double CHECK! |
| Laser pointer! |
| Ahhhh CHECK! |
| Kitties in space! |
| We're getting close to Mars |
| Send a message back to base |
| One small step for kittens |
| One giant leap for kittens in space!"
|
| That's the abc WXY,"subway means 1 2 3 4 5 This |
| one looks like the that looks like the |
| and the five here to complete the c |
| Unless I'm |
| entirely wrong Unless |
| I'm entirely wrong because Unless |
| I'm entirely wrong Unless |
| I'm entirely wrong five to double top to |
| abc right there goes up to fifth This |
| is a really big four and the fourth |
| is still correcting I think in my opinion |
| and I don't recommend it to anybody unless |
| unless I'm |
| entirely wrong Unless |
| I'm entirely wrong Unless |
| I'm entirely wrong Unless |
| I'm entirely wrong Completes |
| the third comes down the fourth very fast |
| when I trade and I think super fast |
| So I believe that there's going to be |
| some sort of symmetric triangle that's going to |
| end up forming Unless |
| I'm entirely wrong Unless |
| I'm entirely wrong Unless |
| I'm entirely wrong Unless |
| I'm entirely wrong"
|
| Whatcha got?,"Is it everything |
| Is it just something stupid |
| Is it not |
| What you hoped |
| You were brought here |
| By everything that you did |
| I can see |
| Infinity you and me’s |
| Streching out behind us |
| Like some conga ghosts |
| No matter what they do |
| They’ll become me and you |
| And you and me will become |
| Something else |
| Something else |
| Have a seat |
| And stay a while |
| Or go running out the door |
| What keeps you here |
| Or makes you leave |
| Well that is some mysterious force |
| In your mind |
| Synapses fire |
| And some chemicals |
| That you can’t live without |
| Spurt into your veins |
| And you’ll go or remain |
| Or maybe you’ll do |
| Something else"
|
| no no no,"do you want to trade some bricks for some wheat? |
| no no no |
| do you have the longest road? |
| do you have the biggest army? |
| do you want to build a settlement |
| why haven't you rolled a three |
| i don't know |
| catan! |
| catan! |
| we shape the outcome of this land |
| with two die and our 8 hands |
| sheep and brick and wood and sand |
| not really sand"
|
| Will it be 2012? What,"about Y2K? |
| What would’ve happened if we didn’t fix our |
| computers? I want to know Patterns |
| in text In |
| time In |
| rhyme Do |
| we see them because they’re there? Or |
| is it just the way we’re made? We’re |
| pattern machines We |
| are pattern machines I’m |
| sick of seeing patterns everywhere Patterns |
| make assumptions Make |
| me stop and stare I don’t want to |
| be a slave to a brain that’s too |
| aware Give |
| me back my humanity DNA |
| Chemistry Dow |
| Jones And |
| math Physics |
| Astrology Religion |
| and scientific method Let’s |
| leave it all behind Do |
| we see what we want? Will |
| we ever find any truth? How |
| can we know what’s really there? x2 If |
| we’re pattern machines We |
| are pattern machines I’m |
| sick of seeing patterns everywhere Patterns |
| make assumption Make |
| me stop and stare I don’t want to |
| be a slave to a brain that’s too |
| aware Give |
| me back my humanity Patterns"
|
| I am not what I seem,"I am something else entirely |
| If you said my real name |
| You'd black out and have a dream |
| Where everything was spinning, spinning |
| Doors were closing closing |
| And your mind would slow way way down |
| At all the heat absorbing |
| I am words on a page |
| bright sad story of canary cage |
| If you let me out |
| I'd rip destroy and rampage |
| All the world is turning turning |
| The stars are dying dying |
| Nobody but god can stop it |
| But that doesn't stop anybody from trying |
| (whistle break) |
| On the cold clear road |
| The passengers carry heavy loads |
| As I fight for a seat |
| My back is bent my legs are bowed |
| The trees hang down they're reaching reaching |
| The air gets thick it's smoking smoking |
| Back of the bus I hear the sound |
| Of 1000 men slowly choking |
| And then you're back in your bed |
| The first light of morning red |
| You struggle to remember |
| Your mind knows it should forget |
| The door knob is twisting twisting |
| You push the window open |
| The ground it gives very gently |
| As your body lies there broken"
|
| This train is taking us through,"All the green and all the blue |
| You’re with me and I’m with you |
| Let’s go for a ride |
| If we see what we want to see |
| We’ll set all the animals free |
| I’m with you and you’re with me |
| Let’s go for a ride |
| Time is funny and time is strange |
| Don’t put your tiger in a cage |
| Set him free on the world’s stage |
| Let’s go for a ride |
| The only thing I really need |
| Is a kiss from you and a jellybean |
| I’m with you and you’re with me |
| Let’s go for a ride"
|
| Put some food into your mouth,"Now you put a bunch more |
| Now do that until you’re almost dead |
| Don’t ask me why |
| That’s what this holiday is for |
| Turkey filled with vegetables and bread |
| Stuff your gullet |
| Fill your stomach up with food |
| Eat way more than you ever, ever should |
| Don’t burp cuz that would be rude |
| And being rude is never ever good |
| Talk about school |
| Talk about work |
| Talk about traffic on the road |
| Don’t talk about politics |
| Cuz then you’re a jerk |
| And you know how your uncle likes to goad |
| Watch the TV |
| Check your phone |
| The football and parade is where it is |
| Then take a nap |
| Oh tryptophan |
| Even though tryptophan that’s a myth"
|
| Sitting at a dining room table,"In warm wooden room like a cabin |
| Peacenode said I’m unable to |
| To get this old film camera open |
| They were gettin frustrated |
| Because there were points inside |
| Points inside the camera |
| But the camera wouldn’t open |
| P O I N T S |
| Some say no and some say yes |
| The value and meaning is nebulous |
| Points, points, points |
| Back at the dining room table |
| Finally Peacenode did it |
| They got to the center of the camera |
| But they were disappointed |
| The points were not what they seemed |
| Smaller and somehow less than |
| We sat there looking down at them |
| And that’s when I woke up"
|
| Trader Joe’s,"should advertise on podcasts Don’t |
| you think? Doesn’t |
| that make sense? Everybody |
| knows that Trader |
| Joe’s doesn’t Do |
| any Do |
| any advertising Potential |
| Trader Joes |
| podcasts Also |
| probably listen to podcasts If |
| I were to guess I say there was |
| probably were at least Something |
| like 90% overlap"
|
| Fire fire fire raining down from the sky,"youy can't even look me in the eye |
| it's so hopeless so I even try if |
| you're looking for me well then you got |
| the wrong guy Hope |
| in the ground is a seed in the |
| wind I never thought I'd |
| see your face again when it's the end |
| or when we begin Hope |
| in the ground is a seed in the |
| wind Tumbling |
| down the mountain so quick we got to |
| the top but then we were lit Drove |
| too close to the sun so thick where |
| the atmospheric Drip |
| drip drip Ah |
| ah ah Summer |
| nights winter nights autumn nights Too |
| black turns night and black turns bl You |
| keep it from yourself You |
| keep it from you until your brain is |
| black and blue Old |
| man sitting by the side of the road |
| Tell me stories I already know Think |
| I know where to go I think I |
| got nowhere to grow I made that song |
| up I'm |
| very tired I've |
| been up since 230 and I'm |
| on Prague |
| time so it's midnight"
|
| this morning the sunrise was a little bit golder,"abandoned and oh left behind |
| the weather won'tmake up it's mind |
| yesterday i said somethings i didn't mean to |
| today my house fell down now i live in a lean to |
| i wanna build a yurt and sleep like a rock |
| instead i'm in the attic and i'm covered in socks |
| gimme a left right punch in the frontal lobe |
| gimme a red hot shot in the dark disrobe |
| gimme a na na na na na na song on the radio |
| gimme a it's all right and hey hey hey ee oo |
| yesterday i had a thought but now i have lost it |
| the coin sat still then i called as you tossed it |
| heads or tails doesn't matter to me |
| i'll smile for you and you'll know i'm happy |
| yesterday the moon was full today it's a sliver |
| i was receiver and now i am giver |
| empty trails in the forest hills once teeming with life |
| the moon in the daytime and the sun in the night |
| yesterday i had a tail and now i'm a human |
| i'm longing for the touch of my family grooming |
| vestigial touch on the neck or the head |
| a kiss on the cheek at night before bed |
| yesterday i called the cops while watching a movie |
| they asked why i called them and i just said groovy |
| they threw me in jail and i dreamed i was free |
| they let me out and it was paralyzing"
|
| My bubby's dead and I don't know where she went,"My bubby's dead and I'll never see her again |
| She was 90 years old |
| It was time to go |
| She went peacefully, this much I know |
| My bubby's dead and I don't know where she went |
| I'm not sure where you go after you die |
| Down in the ground or way up in the sky |
| I'm 30 years old |
| I grow and grow |
| No one knows where you go |
| My bubby's dead and I don't know where she went |
| Where'd she go? |
| Where did she go? |
| Where'd she go? |
| Where did she go? |
| Death is change and change is the only constant thing |
| Everything's changing as I just sit here and sing |
| The world is old |
| And the universe goes |
| Some day it'll die, this much I know |
| My bubby's dead and I don't know where she went"
|
| All right Jasmine,"was in a DDR |
| club It's |
| hard to drive stick shift in New |
| York Things |
| are young Self |
| would have wanted to know like how does |
| the Internet |
| work Failing |
| a class is a sunk cost Students |
| get antsy after 30 minutes Gotta |
| give them second chances Jasmine |
| wants them to win Delita's |
| robotics team was at the world championship It |
| looked like a diversity stock photo She |
| expected the same thing when she started working |
| in tech And |
| then she was horrified to learn that Oh |
| no You |
| think you're ready to hire Jem |
| says stop You |
| can't blame the pipeline Jem |
| says just stop What |
| do you mean by culture fit Jem |
| says stop Your |
| hypoallergenic dog also says stop Daniel |
| wants you to come and work for an |
| org They're |
| starting to adopt scrubbing agile Their |
| budgets are smaller Their |
| tech is old and obtuse But |
| doing something that's good for the world will |
| make you smile Doing |
| something that's good for the world will make |
| you smile Yaw |
| yaw yaw yow Don't |
| fall in the creek Hudson |
| Valley Tech |
| the Shook |
| and community Yap |
| yap yap yap Don't |
| fall in the creek Be |
| as open and present as you can be |
| Can be Think |
| of all the meetings and all the bureaucracy |
| Hundreds of years of standards groups made Scotty's |
| job easy The |
| cloud it giveth The |
| cloud taketh away and so we can have |
| a nice Internet |
| of things Kate |
| was living in spreadsheet hell Was |
| getting 130 ROI |
| So she built an app and eventually found |
| some investors But |
| she has a no assholes policy No |
| assholes no no assholes No |
| assholes allow Do |
| some push ups before you pitch And |
| no assholes allowed No |
| no Jen |
| draws erotic pixel art Jen |
| gets yelled at on the Internet |
| NBA stands for nothing but attorneys Jen's |
| worried about uncontrollable ephemerality Art |
| can be a space for empathy Is |
| something white people say when they fuck up |
| We're building shady software making shitty art In |
| conclusion In |
| conclusion In |
| conclusion In |
| conclusion Capitalism |
| Conclusion Capitalism |
| and yap yap yap yap Don't |
| fall in the creek Hudson |
| Valley Tech |
| the shogun community Yap |
| yap yap yap and don't fall in the |
| creek Being |
| as open and present as you can be |
| can be as you can be I'll |
| see you all in this very spot next |
| year I will also do a song for |
| today but that will be posted on the |
| channel tomorrow Yeah |
| Okay See |
| you guys"
|
| fill up the humidifier,"take my temperature |
| make some tea for me |
| then lay down just laaaaaayyy down |
| i feel so useless |
| there's so much that i got to do |
| my head is full of mucus |
| i don't know if i'll make it through |
| this sick state |
| i hate it so much |
| this sick state |
| my sinuses are crushed |
| this sick state |
| that I've been in for days |
| this sick state |
| i need to get away"
|
| Defendants ex parting motion for extension of time,"Gary Jamie |
| has to remark Eric |
| and Caroline |
| pursuant to Local |
| Rule 78 respectfully move the court for 21 |
| day extension of time to file responsive pleadings |
| in this matter proposed order is attached here |
| too It |
| extends a deadline for us to respond to |
| a complaint from October |
| 7th No |
| way 21 days to October |
| 28th There |
| been no previous extensions of time granted to |
| the defendants Nor |
| have the plaintiff trying to command all prior |
| objections granted"
|
| Approximately 10% of active galactic nuclei exhibit relativistic,"jets, which are powered by accretion of matter |
| onto super massive black holes, yeah. While |
| the measured widthprofiles of such jets on large |
| scales agree with theories of magnetic collimation, predicted |
| structure on accretion disk scales at the jet |
| launch point has not been detected. We |
| report radio interferometry observations at 1.3 mm wavelength |
| of the elliptical galaxy M87 |
| that spatially resolve the base of the jet |
| in this source. The |
| derived size of 5.5 ± 0.4 Schwarzschild |
| radii is significantly smaller than the innermost edge |
| of a retrograde accretion disk, suggesting that the |
| M87 jet is powered by an accretion disk |
| in a prograde orbit around a spinning black |
| hole. Black |
| hole THAT's |
| right I said black hole Tantalizing |
| data that burns deep in my soul suggesting, |
| ooo Black |
| hole great big, big black hole You |
| can try and deny it but the science |
| won't stay quiet"
|
| The president has been impeached,"For the third time in history |
| He abused his power for personal gain |
| He obstructed justice |
| Now there may be a trial in the senate |
| But he won’t be removed |
| Because when you’ve sold your soul |
| You have nothing left to lose |
| But the president has been impeached |
| Nobody is above the law |
| He’s broken the law many many times |
| This is a matter of public record |
| Trump called Ted Cruz’s wife ugly |
| And now Ted defends him so fiercely |
| There’s no bottom they’ve got no shame |
| Though I suppose that’s their greatest strength"
|
| When you're little you're told stories,"Of trolls under bridges |
| They smell really bad |
| Eat children and pigeons |
| And their role as a troll |
| Is to make you pay a toll |
| And if you don't pay it |
| They might crush you and eat your soul |
| Did the troll build the bridge? |
| Naw, he's just a bully |
| He set up shop there |
| When he saw opportunity |
| The system was set up |
| So that he could use his brute |
| Force to make you do |
| What he wanted you to do |
| And that is why we say |
| Here in the modern day |
| That companies like Lodsys |
| Are trolls all the way |
| Patent trolls extort |
| Large companies and tiny |
| And when you call them trolls |
| They're offended and they're whiny |
| They don't build anything |
| They are lifeless soulless creatures |
| They glom on to creative folk |
| And suck away like leeches |
| They're a perfect symbol of our time |
| Their smell could not be ranker |
| They represent our current state |
| Along with investment bankers |
| So I say destroy |
| Destroy |
| If you're not making anything |
| Except paper work |
| If it's real people making things |
| That you hurt |
| If your office is a broom closet |
| Somewhere in the state of texas |
| We'll all line up in a row |
| To punch you in your solar plexus |
| Destroy"
|
| You love your doggie Kasey,"Love your hamster Denny |
| Mom and Dad think you're crazy |
| You're both so funny and silly |
| Happy Christmas to you |
| Kevin and Kylie |
| You love your iPod touches |
| Pizza hot wings and Omelets |
| Having friends come sleep over |
| And partying to Jonathan Mann |
| Hey! Happy Christmas |
| Happy birthday Jesus |
| Happy Christmas Kevin and Kylie |
| from your pal, jonathan mann |
| Hope you get lots of presents |
| Your mom and dad they love you |
| Happy Christmas Kevin and Kylie |
| from your pal, jonathan mann |
| You're both getting home schooled |
| And like me you love animals |
| you love playing with your webkinz |
| And other stuffs too |
| Happy Christmas to you |
| Kevin and Kylie |
| Christmas with your family |
| Nothing seems more fun to me |
| Have a great time and dance around |
| To this your christmas song |
| Happy Christmas to you |
| Kevin and Kylie"
|
| Today was an adventure,"We did two Star Wars things |
| And built a droid |
| And also Toy Story mania |
| It was kinda scary but more fun than scary |
| And Pippi went on a roller coaster |
| And Pippi really liked the roller coaster |
| We had a lot of fun |
| We had a lot of fun |
| We had a lot of fun"
|
| Troy and Abed,"in the morning Oh |
| yeah Pierce |
| will say something racist or homophobic Britta |
| wants to change the world but she's too |
| selfish Shirley |
| just wants to be loved Troy |
| struggles to be a man Annie |
| obsesses over things And |
| Abed totally does and doesn't understand Jeff |
| Winger is a leader and an asshole narcissistic |
| brilliant con man with a heard of gold |
| study group that really doesn't dean that's horny |
| as hell mascot that belongs in a horror |
| film And |
| a Chang |
| that's so crazy he belongs in a cell |
| And these are a few of the reasons |
| why Dan |
| Harmon is a man that I Think |
| deserves a song So |
| that's why I'm |
| writing him one I lived in LA |
| for three long years But |
| I never went to channel 101 And |
| I regret it Yeah |
| I regret it so But |
| I watched the videos This |
| was pre youtube And |
| I remember laser farts Like |
| it was yesterday Like |
| it was yesterday Dan, |
| Dan, you're a brilliant man I want to |
| hug your brain C'mon, |
| c'mon, c'mon Harmon |
| Listen to what I'm |
| saying I love you And |
| all the writers too And |
| the cast and crew This |
| song’s because I love you Starburns |
| break down Starburns |
| Hop hop Starburns |
| Hop hoped Every |
| single episode leaves me feeling so joyful And |
| like I simply can't believe that anybody could |
| make something this good Abed’s |
| uncontrollable Christmas |
| (made me cry) fistful of paintballs (made me |
| wanna die) Intermediate |
| documentary film making Oh |
| man, Troy |
| and Levar |
| So I hope this song brings you 1/1,000th |
| of the joy that you’ve brought me Everyone |
| involved with Community |
| Troy and Abed |
| in the morning Ha |
| ha"
|
| For reasons unbeknownst to me,"Every night for the last week |
| I’ve been dreaming about |
| Super heroes flying around |
| I am them and they are me |
| All throughout the city |
| Superheros |
| I wonder if my ancestors |
| Dreamed of wolves and bears and birds |
| Did they dream about the gods |
| Disobeying all natural laws |
| In the forest and the prairie |
| Saying I am they and they are me |
| Superheroes |
| Deep down in my my subconscious |
| little light is trying to be shone |
| But it’s drowned out by the shouting |
| Of my lumbering, neurotic ego |
| I wish that I could see the light |
| Of the fullness of your internal life |
| Instead of the reflected glow |
| Your conscious mind lets you show |
| The buried thoughts and unsaid words |
| Your entire universe |
| Superheroes"
|
| You’re lying in wait,"Cuz you’ve got to make your quota |
| It’s a lazy day |
| There’s an accident up the roada |
| So you know that folks will have to |
| Cross that double line |
| You got nothing better to do |
| You got nothing but time |
| Sure enough I avoid it |
| The fender bender center lane |
| I pull left and there I’ve done it |
| Trapped behind the double line |
| I don’t want to take the Manhattan bridge |
| I got a sleeping baby in back |
| So I check my mirrors and look |
| And you’re just waiting to attack |
| Hey hey officer |
| There are better things you could be doing |
| People drive like crazy nuts |
| Aren’t they worth pursuing? |
| There’s an accident right back there |
| They’re just sitting in the middle lane |
| Why don’t you go back and help them |
| Instead of pulling me over so lame?"
|
| They've gone and stole it,"Now it's lost |
| Get it back at any cost |
| It was yours |
| In your heart |
| Don't let them take it apart |
| Get up to the sky"
|
| If dogs have feelings,"If dogs have feelings |
| If dogs have feelings |
| And I know that you know they’ve got feelings |
| Then cats have feelings |
| Then cats have feelings |
| Then cats have feelings |
| Cat lovers everywhere know they got feelings |
| Then rats have feelings |
| Then rats have feelings |
| Then rats have feelings |
| I can't prove it, but I know they’ve got feelings |
| Then snakes have feelings |
| Then snakes have feelings |
| Then snakes have feelings |
| If you pay attention then you'll see they have feelings |
| Feelings are subjective |
| You'll never know how I’m feeling |
| And the intensity with which I feel |
| Is not for you to judge |
| Some say a tail wag |
| Means that a dog is happy |
| Some say it's that he's nervous |
| But we all know he's feeling something |
| Then horses have feelings |
| Then horses have feelings |
| Then horses have feelings |
| Spend some time with one and you'll know she’s got feelings |
| And cows have feelings |
| And cows have feelings |
| And cows have feelings |
| Hear that moo and you know she’s got feelings |
| And pigs have feelings |
| And pigs have feelings |
| And pigs have feelings |
| look him in the eye and you know he’s got feelings |
| Then chickens have feelings |
| Then chickens have feelings |
| Yes, chickens have feelings |
| Watch them for a while and you'll see they’ve got feelings |
| Feelings are subjective |
| You'll never know how I’m feeling |
| And the intensity with which I feel |
| Is not for you to judge |
| Some say that a tail wag |
| Means that a dog is happy |
| Some say that he's nervous |
| We all know he's feeling something |
| Oooooh ooh ooh |
| Feelings |
| Oooooh ooh ooh |
| Oooooh ooh ooh |
| Feelings |
| Oooooh ooh ooh |
| Feelings are subjective |
| You'll never know how I’m feeling |
| And the intensity with which I feel |
| Is not for you to judge |
| Some say that a tail wag |
| Means that a dog is happy |
| Some say that he's nervous |
| We all know he's feeling something |
| We know he’s feeling something |
| We all know he’s feeling something |
| We know he’s feeling something |
| Know he’s feeling something"
|
| There’s been a fast train rolling since the day you were born,"Since the red robin first sang her song |
| And the sweet butter churning that greases the wheels |
| Have been pushing you right along |
| And you don’t have to live in worry |
| And you don’t have to live in doubt |
| Even when life is scary |
| Things have a way of working out |
| You can blame yourself or you can blame the world |
| But you’ll feel better if you don’t |
| There’s a massive black hold in the middle of the galaxy |
| Nothing escapes it’s zone |
| It will consume all your worry |
| It will consume al your doubt |
| In the heat death of the universe |
| All time is happening now |
| Before we can hold each others hands |
| We have to hold our own |
| If you listen real close to that big black hole |
| She emits a rumbling tone |
| Sing for all your worry |
| Sing for all your doubt |
| Sing for all your friends you love |
| That didn’t make it out |
| Sing for the massive blackhole |
| So misunderstood |
| Sing for yourself |
| And sing for the greater good"
|
| Put a funnel into my mouth and pour the world in,"No matter what the experience is, it’s all livin |
| My body is ready, my mind is empty |
| I’m bulging from the weight |
| Just pack me full of life until I can’t see straight |
| Round up all the billionaires and prepare the guillotines |
| Then pile them into rocket ships and blow em to smithereens |
| It’s hard to tell what is real |
| Here at the bitter end |
| But they turned us all against each other over and over again |
| T rex to chickens, stegosaurus to an ostrich |
| 64 million years, evolution can be a bitch |
| What’ll be left of the human race |
| Will there be anything? |
| What about all our content and infinite suffering"
|
| There's an asteroid heading for the earth Unknown,"length and unknown girth But |
| I'm not scared for what it's worth Trying |
| to make today matter in the same way |
| as tomorrow I had a pal his name |
| was Michael |
| He fell off his motorcycle Got |
| hopped up on a bottle of Nyquil |
| Trying to make today matter in the same |
| way as tomorrow Trying |
| to make today matter in the same way |
| As a freshly blooming bouquet in the spring |
| Tomorrow never comes the idea drums and drums |
| As we are all struck dumb by angels |
| that laugh at us and sing Cheap |
| wine on a sinking ship She |
| gave to him a big fat lip Then |
| she took off at a surprising clip Trying |
| to make today matter in the same was |
| as tomorrow Humans |
| love an astronaut Sitting |
| on his futuristic yacht He |
| might meet friends and he might not Trying |
| to make today matter in the same was |
| as tomorrow Trying |
| to make today matter in the same way |
| As a freshly blooming bouquet in the spring |
| Tomorrow never comes the idea drums and drums |
| As we are all struck dumb by angels |
| that laugh at us and sing Knew |
| a man named Captain |
| Kirk He |
| made the ladies go berserk Somehow |
| though he made it work Trying |
| to make today matter in the same was |
| as tomorrow Come |
| a bit closer and I'll |
| tell you quiet Though |
| everyone else here will deny it First |
| you learn and then apply it Makin' |
| today matter in the same way as tomorrow |
| Trying to make today matter in the same |
| way As |
| a freshly blooming bouquet in the spring Tomorrow |
| never comes the idea drums and drums As |
| we are all struck dumb by angels that |
| laugh at us and sing (Well, that was |
| good though)"
|
| Pepelicator pepelicator,"Press the button again |
| Yes bless Matt it feels good man |
| Every little Pepe is weird |
| Every little Pepe is weird |
| Pepelicator pepelicator |
| I got a George Washington |
| Little soul patch those boobs are fun |
| Every little Pepe is weird |
| Every little Pepe is weird |
| Pepelicator pepelicator |
| Eat a cookie surprise |
| Happy frog with those pretty goth eyes |
| Every little Pepe is weird |
| Every little Pepe is weird |
| Pepelicator pepelicator |
| Two mouths and purple hair |
| I’m not sure what’s going on there |
| But Every little Pepe is weird |
| Every little Pepe is weird |
| Pepelicator pepelicator |
| Six eyes and a bong |
| All the little kids can sing along |
| Every little Pepe is weird |
| Every little Pepe is weird"
|
| folks are turning on each other,"i cannot explain |
| why we cause each other pain |
| will we ever learn |
| to respect one another |
| see the obvious |
| embrace our differences |
| i make not think you're right |
| or even that you're sane |
| but i'd save you from a burning building |
| i stand with the living beings |
| from the bigots and the bone heads |
| to the unborn machines |
| i stand with the religious and with the atheists |
| i stand with the racist grandpas |
| and with the wide eyed kids |
| i stand |
| something in the water |
| is madness inducing |
| discontent is sown |
| and powerlessness is grown |
| in the early morning hours |
| the hopelessness is loosened |
| through thought and exercise |
| and an opening up of the eyes |
| i make not think you're right |
| and you may not think the same |
| but you'd save me from a burning building |
| i stand with the living beings |
| from the bigots and the bone heads |
| to the unborn machines |
| i stand with the religious and with the atheists |
| i stand with racist grandpas |
| and with the wide eyed kids |
| i stand"
|
| To my two dads I'm everything,"I'm the moon, the stars, the world |
| So I'm not sure how to tell them |
| That I've met a girl |
| Will they say |
| Son we're disappointed DAD 1 |
| We thought you would be gay DAD 2 |
| And we can't have you living under this roof DAD 2 |
| If you're gonna be straight DAD 1 |
| We're gonna send you to gay bootcamp DAD 2 |
| Where the instructor's gonna shout DAD 1 |
| You'll be so gay when we're done with you INSTRUCTOR |
| That there will be no doubt INSTRUCTOR |
| Or will they shout |
| Oh goddammit how dare you DAD 2 |
| Say those words to us! DAD 2 |
| After all that we have done for you DAD 1 |
| How could you make this mess? DAD 1 |
| That's it, you little shit, we disown you DAD 2 |
| You are no longer our son DAD 2 |
| I hope you enjoy a life of sin DAD 1 |
| Debauchery and women DAD 2 |
| My girlfriend says |
| Just tell them already GF |
| I can't |
| But you don't have a choice GF |
| Sooner or later GF |
| You gotta tell your daddy's GF |
| You like girls instead of boys GF |
| My friends all say |
| Hey it's no big deal FRIEND 1 |
| Lotsa guys are straight FRIEND 2 |
| But I really think |
| Stop thinking! FRIEND 3 |
| I can't |
| I think they want me to be gay! |
| And the day finally comes |
| When I'm ready to confess |
| I sit them down and gather my courage |
| Every ounce that I possess |
| I say |
| Dads i've got something to tell you |
| They say |
| OK what is it son DAD 1 |
| I'm not sure how to say it |
| Well just do the best you can DAD 2 |
| I know you want me to be gay |
| Just like both of you |
| But I like girls and I don't wanna feel |
| Like I'm no longer part of this crew |
| Son we love you no matter what DAD 1 |
| Straight bent or gay DAD 2 |
| You can love who you want to love DAD 1 |
| We love you any which way BOTH |
| You will always be our son DAD 2 |
| There's nothing you could do DAD 1 |
| To change that very simple fact DAD 2 |
| We will always love you BOTH"
|
| Lotta people like to say it happens for a reason,"But then we also like to say that we have free will |
| Our minds are adjustable we can justify anything |
| And that’s the secret to everything that we do |
| But you are not free |
| If it’s fate that brought you to me |
| And the path that you walk isn’t yours |
| If there’s left turns you can’t take because of locked doors |
| There’s a bunch of chemicals in your brain, and they do |
| Every tiny little thing that makes up you |
| There’s a bunch of grey matter right now behind your eyes |
| Electricity,, firing off"
|
| Today I performed in front of 3000 eth,"devs But |
| I’m waiting to get the footage, so you |
| can’t hear that song now So |
| instead I’m |
| writing this song here in my hotel And |
| you’ll have to live with that for now |
| Hopefully at least by the end of the |
| week I’ll |
| have that footage for you"
|
| Oop there goes the other shoe,"Just watch it drop down |
| Nowhere to run to |
| The world’s on fire now |
| Choose your battles wisely |
| Better save your strength |
| Cuz you ain’t seen nothing yet |
| My friend |
| You ain’t seen nothing yet |
| Did you hear the policeman say |
| Let them eat cake, oh |
| They’re playing with our lives |
| Like it was play doh |
| You’ve got no recourse left |
| The chain’s around your neck |
| you ain’t seen nothing yet |
| My friend |
| You ain’t seen nothing yet |
| Stand and fight |
| Cuz they will come for you |
| In their riot gear |
| And their tear gas too |
| Stand and fight |
| The moment’s come |
| Shout out loud |
| Beat on a drum |
| Stand and fight |
| My spidey sense is tingling |
| I’m just about tingled out |
| Every single day |
| Another thing to be mad about |
| All this fear and anger |
| Will consume you if you let it |
| you ain’t seen nothing yet |
| My friend |
| You ain’t seen nothing yet |
| Come on now get on the train |
| It’s plowing through the snow |
| The ticking of the bomb |
| The only sound, it’s about to blow |
| All the pieces have been carved |
| The board is set |
| you ain’t seen nothing yet |
| My friend |
| You ain’t seen nothing yet"
|
| "1, 2, 3","Well right after 9/11 |
| Bush made one of his grand decrees |
| He said, “We gotta fight terrorism |
| Over there in those African countries"" |
| So he put his plan into action |
| They called it AFRICOM |
| That's military bases in Africa |
| For the US to operate from |
| It's a policy he pursued |
| For all of his 8 long years |
| And it has been continued |
| Obama's been grinding on those gears |
| But many African nations |
| Well, this makes their blood boil |
| Just as we wouldn't want any foreign troops |
| Based here on our soil |
| And speaking of words |
| That rhyme with soil |
| They say they gotta fight terrorism |
| Ain't funny how there's always, always oil |
| Countries rich with dinosaur juice |
| Let the militarization commence |
| I don't think that that's random |
| No it's not a coincidence |
| Now we're gonna change the subject |
| And talk about Invisible Children |
| And their very successful video |
| And their call to action |
| They are calling for American troops |
| Yes, they’re are calling for war |
| They are calling for the very same thing |
| That AFRICOM called for |
| Now what I am not suggesting |
| I’ll say it again |
| What I’m not suggesting |
| Is that Invisible Children |
| Has any ulterior motives |
| Or is in cahoots with the government |
| But for 11 years now AFRICOM |
| Has sought to militarize |
| Africa and now it has the support |
| Of millions of Facebook allies |
| But I don't think war is the answer |
| Less violence not more |
| And where there's oil, I'm even less |
| Convinced than I was before |
| Let's stop our dependence on foreign oil |
| That's the real sacrifice |
| Not sending troops to kill and die |
| While we sit on Facebook |
| And Twitter |
| And Youtube |
| And Tumblr |
| And Reddit |
| And the Internet |
| All warm and cozy and nice |
| OK? |
| Yeahhh"
|
| Hear the barbarians at the gate,"All they want is a little taste |
| The barbed wire won’t keep them out |
| They’ve almost knocked the pylons down |
| What did you do to piss them off? |
| Was it hate or mistress love? |
| Now they’re tearing down the throne |
| They’re gonna make you atone |
| As the sun sets over this mess |
| You’re eating grapes and getting undressed |
| Now they’re cooking hides and pelts |
| The snow on the roof slowly melts |
| The horses are nervous, see they twitch |
| You better do something quick |
| But you just sit there looking mean |
| As they pour the gasoline |
| It’s too late, we’ve been consumed |
| Hear them singing their victory tune |
| Hoist that sail right up the mast |
| This blood red moon is your epitaph"
|
| Keep your head down kid,"Do the work |
| Do what you gotta do |
| The whole world is gonna |
| constantly |
| try to get to you |
| All you got is a little bit of time |
| And the choices that you make |
| All you got is one solitary run |
| In the chances that you take |
| Sometimes you’ll feel |
| invisible |
| Sometimes like you’re |
| Invincible |
| There’s forces that you can’t control |
| But most of all |
| You just gotta love |
| Anybody that thinks they got it figured out |
| They really don’t |
| Everybody’s selling something |
| You are not alone |
| The way things are is not the way |
| That they have to be |
| We all come from somewhere |
| The sky and the sea"
|
| When you learn to read the signs it feels,"Like you have become a wizard |
| But no you are just a man |
| Who’s learned to understand |
| Etherscan |
| You spend your day making all kinds of deals |
| Trading cats and dogs and trolls and wizards |
| But you better make plan |
| Or you won’t have a leg to stand on |
| Etherscan |
| If you wanna be a real degen |
| Then come and take my hand |
| Etherscan"
|
| Bay river,"Going down the line |
| Bay river |
| I wish |
| I could make a mind |
| Every day |
| Every night |
| Rolling down the line |
| Every day run the rain |
| I wish |
| I could make a mind |
| Great river |
| Going down the line |
| Wish |
| I could make a mind |
| When |
| I go |
| I go lightly |
| I go daily |
| I go nightly when |
| I go |
| When |
| I sing with the river in my back pocket |
| I know |
| I can do anything |
| Going on down the line"
|
| The coward said to the hole in the ground,"I'm not tryina put anybody down |
| But there's a war going on inside my head |
| And you better quick choose sides |
| The hole it yawned a deep deep black |
| wind swept up behind the cowards back |
| And down he fell into the great beyond |
| He passed bones of dinosaurs |
| And he passed darkened corridors |
| He saw the roots of the world |
| Form and unfold right before his very eyes |
| And the coward wept and fell deeper still |
| Down and down and down until |
| All below him |
| Was a blinding light |
| And the coward steadied himself and said |
| Here I am I am here and full of dread |
| And the hole just listened, absorbed his words |
| The light grew brighter than bright |
| Then a great big rumble a crash and roar |
| And the coward and the hole were no more |
| And in their place was just empty space"
|
| last night we woke up at 4am,"we thought her water broke |
| The baby could come any day |
| there’s no way to know |
| He’ll arrive on his own time |
| His own baby newborn time |
| I haven’t installed the car seat |
| We haven’t picked a name |
| I haven’t joined the community garden |
| I haven’t gotten my blood tested, i feel so lame |
| Gotta make sure my cholesterol is doing ok |
| Man we’re really not ready |
| I count the days by the songs that i write |
| my heart beats in my chest |
| seems like yesterday we were staring at |
| the positive pregnancy test |
| and now he’s almost here |
| on his own baby newborn time"
|
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|
| Darkness,"Darkness |
| Feel this darkness all around me |
| That's the sound of darkness |
| Darkness |
| Allah round me |
| AC blowing not so slow and fast |
| Vastly vastly |
| Darkness |
| Darkness"
|
| I gotta find what’s inside of me,"That’ll make this work |
| Bleary eyed and tired you see |
| Me spiraling first |
| Oh the hunger and the thirst |
| They are just the worst |
| Not knowing and not knowing |
| And not knowing |
| But it could be worse |
| And it could be worse |
| And it could always be worse |
| There but for the grace of fate |
| Or luck or some other |
| some such curse |
| It could always be worse d |
| I gotta go into me |
| And find what I got |
| Blood and bone and skin |
| And puss and piss and snot |
| Oh the so many meaningless words |
| Every flinch it hurts |
| Not knowing and not knowing |
| And not knowing |
| But it could be worse |
| And it could be worse |
| And it could always be worse |
| There but for the grace of fate |
| Or luck or some other |
| some such curse"
|
| Can’t remember the look on the undertaker’s face,"Can’t remember the feel can’t remember the taste |
| I’m standing in the street without a nickel to my name |
| It’s all gone out my head and it’s pouring rain |
| Some kinds of mysteries are too scary to follow |
| Some kinds of words matter more today tomorrow |
| Some little kicks from inside the belly grown |
| Inside a dragon dragging feet that’ve never flown |
| The covers of the manholes are too heavy to lift |
| The diamonds in the windows too opulent to gift |
| I hear someone shouting and I run away from that |
| Cuz I can’t deal right now, i’m all smushed flat |
| I wish i had a bed to sleep in a blanket overhead |
| Hiding underneath just like when i was a kid |
| I wish i had room service or a tv or a phone |
| I wish i had someone to make me feel less alone |
| Followed down the path I took anyone could be |
| Someone like jesus was someone just like me |
| You don’t need a certain way you look or feel |
| No lies that you tell and no truths that you conceal |
| Colored by the stained glass window in the church |
| I scan my body to see which parts hurt the worst |
| I have a little dollar bill crunched up in my fist |
| And still with all of it i’m not sure i exist"
|
| I can’t go fast enough,"I can’t grow fast enough |
| I can’t know fast enough |
| Enough to fill us up to the top |
| I can’t dance fast enough |
| I can’t chance fast enough |
| Move my hands fast enough |
| Enough to fill us up to the top |
| And I’m sorry |
| For the business |
| That you’ll hear and |
| That you’ll witness |
| I can’t do it fast enough |
| I can’t break through it fast enough |
| I can’t poo poo it fast enough |
| Enough to fill us up to the top |
| I can’t age fast enough |
| Get on the stage fast enough |
| Turn the page fast enough |
| Enough to fill us up to the top"
|
| Count all the votes until the ballots are gone,"Count all the votes that’s how democracy works |
| Count all the votes oh what a novel idea |
| If you don’t like it, move to China you jerks |
| Underfunded elections and voter suppression |
| 700 unused voting machines |
| You’ve got the gall to make accusations |
| You can’t back up with any facts we’ve seen |
| Count all the votes and count them again |
| Both sides will see their tallies increase |
| Count all the votes it’s literally the least |
| We can do for our democracy |
| First time i voted was 2 triple zero |
| I learned then just how this will go |
| Counting the votes seems not to matter |
| To partisan judges in their long black robes |
| We gotta count all the votes to get it right this time |
| Count all the votes no matter who wins |
| Count all the votes that’s all we are asking |
| Count all the votes and then count them again"
|
| Hydroforming a steel sphere,"Hydroforming a |
| Hydroforming a steel sphere |
| Hydroforming a |
| Hydroforming a steel sphere |
| Hydroforming a |
| Hydroforming a steel sphere |
| Hydroforming |
| Hydroforming a steel sphere |
| Hydroforming a steel sphere |
| Hydroforming a steel sphere |
| Hydroforming a"
|
| I wasn't allowed to play with GI Joes,"I wasn't allowed to play with guns |
| And now I'm anti-war, don't you know |
| And firearms, well, I own none |
| I the product of my parents liberal leanings |
| Or would I have arrived at all these meanings by myself |
| I don't know |
| I don't know |
| I don't know |
| I played with Ninja Turtles and Transformers |
| I loved New Kids on the Block |
| And then I loved Nirvana and Bob Dylan and Lou Reed |
| The radio hits of classic rock |
| I the product of the place and time I grew |
| I just gonna be me, no matter what I do |
| I don't know |
| I don't know |
| I don't know |
| My gut tells me |
| That it's fifty fifty |
| Environment and damn hard code |
| All mixing up within me |
| Different amounts at different times |
| but in the aggregate |
| Each side will even out |
| Down the the middle it's all split |
| Sometimes you're into just what you're into |
| There's no reason and no rhyme |
| Or some reasons are so complicated |
| That they would fry your mind |
| Take all your fetishes, quirks and obsessions |
| You'll never trace the source of every single one |
| Cuz |
| You don't know |
| You don't know |
| You don'y know"
|
| Oh,"Oh there he is |
| Oh no |
| Sam |
| Seder |
| What a fucking nightmare |
| Oh no |
| Sam |
| Seder |
| What a fucking nightmare |
| Oh no |
| Sam |
| Cedar |
| What a fucking nightmare |
| Oh no |
| Sam |
| Cedar |
| What a fucking nightmare |
| I always respect people who enter into the arena |
| Gonna do anything you can to avoid the debate |
| Come on man |
| Look |
| No idea that you were taking your show off early last time |
| I had no idea this was going to happen |
| Oh no |
| Sam |
| Seder |
| What a fucking nightmare |
| Oh no |
| Sam |
| Seder |
| What a fucking nightmare |
| Oh no |
| Sam |
| Cedar |
| What a fucking nightmare |
| Oh no |
| Sam |
| Cedar |
| What a fucking nightmare |
| I always respect people who enter into the arena |
| Seems that |
| Steven |
| Crowder had gotten some cold feet |
| So |
| I don't think he's coming |
| Why is that |
| I would love to ask him myself |
| He's not even answering anymore |
| Oh no |
| Sam |
| Cedar |
| What a fucking nightmare |
| Oh no |
| Sam |
| Cedar |
| What a fucking nightmare |
| What a nightmare |
| Oh no |
| Sam |
| Cedar |
| What a fucking nightmare |
| Oh no |
| Sam |
| Cedar |
| What a fucking nightmare |
| Oh no |
| Sam |
| Cedar |
| What a fucking nightmare |
| Oh no |
| Sam |
| Cedar |
| What a fucking nightmare |
| Oh no |
| Sam |
| Cedar |
| What a fucking nightmare |
| Oh no |
| Sam |
| Cedar |
| What a fucking nightmare |
| I had no idea this was going to happen |
| I thought |
| I thought |
| Ethan was a stand up guy"
|
| I don't wanna go to jury duty,"I don't wanna go to jury duty |
| Please don't make me go |
| Please don't make me go |
| I don't wanna go to |
| Durand |
| I don't wanna go |
| Jury duty |
| Please don't make me go |
| Please don't make me go |
| Go |
| Can |
| I postpone |
| Can |
| I postpone |
| Can |
| I post |
| Can |
| I postpone"
|
| I'm literally dying i'm in love with Beyonce,"LITERALLY DYING |
| WATCHING BEYONCE |
| JAY AND |
| BLUE (32 heart eye smily) Beyonce |
| is so genuine and amazing literally dying Literally |
| dying because of Beyonce |
| rn (cry face overwhelmed) Beyonce |
| is everything. Performances |
| amazing But |
| damn I was literally dying The |
| whole time #queenbey #VMA I am literally dying |
| over Beyonce |
| right now. Sorry |
| for the obsessive tweets I'm |
| literally dying this Beyonce |
| performa literally killed me I'm |
| dying. Literally |
| dying. Beyonce |
| is everything. Blue |
| Ivy is too much. Literally |
| dying of cuteness right now because Beyonce |
| just loves her family OMFG |
| can I just fast forward 10 years and |
| have that pls (heart eye smily) When |
| beyonce performs, i'm literally dying She |
| is literally doing a medley from her entire |
| smash album and I am dying #beyonce Literally |
| dying over Beyonce |
| right now (7 cry face) I'M |
| DYING BEYONCE |
| IS LITERALLY |
| KILLING ME"
|
| We had a Halloween,"party It |
| was my daughter's idea One |
| day she just started to say I'm |
| having a Halloween |
| party And |
| even though my wife and I are not |
| party people we put everything together and now |
| I'm really tired We |
| had a Halloween |
| party Over |
| 60 people here Over |
| half of that were kids from school and |
| camp in the neighborhood temple My |
| wife and I are not really party people |
| But my daughter was so excited so we |
| just went with it all Now |
| the party is over and my studio is |
| filled with stuff We |
| just threw everything in here Cause |
| our house is a mess My |
| wife and I are not really party people |
| No no no But |
| my 60 year old is in so so |
| so sa"
|
| I may not be that good,"I may not be that bad |
| I could be dramatic |
| Or I could be sad |
| I may not be the smartest |
| I may not be the best |
| I may not finish everything |
| Or complete every quest |
| I could be the picture |
| I could be the frame |
| I could be the board |
| I could be the game |
| I could eat my words |
| And thought's I'd have to drink |
| I could hide the truth |
| Or just tell you what I think |
| This is how I am |
| It's how I've always been |
| I could be the cure |
| I could be the disease |
| I could be the fish |
| I could be the sea |
| I could belly laugh |
| And I could belly cry |
| I could eat peanut butter and jelly |
| Everyday until i die |
| I could be the fire |
| Or I could be the wood |
| I could be the rain coat |
| Or I could be the hood |
| I could be the snowy |
| I could be the windy |
| I could be the ending |
| I could be beginning"
|
| I still don't feel good,This is the whole song
|
| She’s never convinced the moon is full,"She’s a micro biologist |
| She loves fungi and she likes lichen too |
| And going to museums with her kids |
| Family is really important to her |
| She loves to cook and bake with her sons |
| She takes them grocery shopping to show them off |
| Ian and Brennan |
| Debrorah Ann |
| This is from your man |
| Or should I say your guy |
| George loves you oh so much |
| Your red hair and beautiful green eyes |
| You go to bed at 8:30 and you wake up at 4 |
| George loves you oh so much |
| Its not possible for him to love you more |
| Your first date was at a conference |
| You held hands around Madrid |
| You were married at the Aquarium |
| Your friends still talk about it |
| George does seafood saturday |
| And then sometimes it’s post doc nights |
| Trips out to Cape Cod |
| And Red Sox dreaming of the Fenway lights |
| Debrorah Ann |
| This is from your man |
| Or should I say your guy |
| George loves you oh so much |
| Your red hair and beautiful green eyes |
| You go to bed at 8:30 and you wake up at 4 |
| George loves you oh so much |
| Its not possible for him to love you more"
|
| Ya basic,"Here’s a cactus |
| Darcy is a great actress |
| Not a person |
| Not a robot |
| What do we owe |
| To each other? |
| Chidi Anna Kendrick |
| Eleanor loves shrimp |
| Tahani is a sexy giraffe |
| Molotov cocktail oh dip |
| Donkey Doug, call me Donkey Dad |
| All knowing burrito |
| Doug Forcet got 92% |
| Holy mother forking shirt balls |
| Ya basic |
| Here’s a cactus |
| Ted Danson is a great actor |
| He’s a demon |
| But a nice one |
| What do we owe |
| To each other? |
| Jeremy Bearimy |
| Everything is fine |
| Mindy St. Claire gonna rub one out |
| Please bring her cocaine next time |
| Maximum Derek |
| Let me show you my Bud Hole |
| Blake Bortles x2 |
| Holy mother forking shirt balls |
| Ya basic |
| Here’s a cactus |
| great actor is William Jackson |
| Indecisive, gives lectures |
| Everybody hates |
| philosophy professors |
| Ya basic |
| Here’s a cactus |
| Jameela is a great actress |
| Did the right thing |
| Wrong reasons |
| And she died in Cleveland |
| The doorman loves frogs |
| Chidi’s got stomach ache |
| Actually it’s more like |
| leap INTO faith |
| Megan Amram |
| Can’t stop with the puns |
| I wonder how many points I’ll lose |
| For this novelty song |
| Ya basic |
| Here’s a cactus |
| great actor Manny Jacinto |
| On a scale of |
| 1 to 13 |
| 8 is the best |
| Ya basic |
| Here’s a cactus |
| Kristen Bell’s a great actress |
| This is the bad place |
| Holy mother forking shirt balls |
| Ya basic |
| Here’s a cactus |
| I’m in love with Marc Evan Jackson |
| He’s a demon |
| With a podcast |
| Now go do something good"
|
| I took the train to Kings Cross,"Gonna go to Howarts, hummmmm |
| Gonna prove I'm not a kid |
| Gonna show them all some magic |
| Gonna go hang out with Hagrid, hummmm |
| Gonna go to where the candles float |
| By flying car thestral or by boat |
| And I hope |
| That Dumbledore comes back to life |
| But since there's no one left to fight, hummm |
| He devotes himself to peaceful things |
| No darkly magicked cursed rings |
| Just seeing what the new day brings, ahummm |
| And Snape is brought back too |
| And everybody knows why he do the things he do |
| Through and through |
| I'm thinking all these crazy thoughts |
| As I get into Kings Cross, hummmm |
| The place feels kind of dull |
| Escalator's kind of full |
| It doesn't feel magical, ahummm |
| I wander around a little unsure |
| I've never been here before |
| But I find platform 9 and 3 quarter |
| And I'm through the door"
|
| DEEP FUCKING,"VALUE There’s |
| a plastic kiddie slide out on the lawn |
| Nondescript suburban home outside of Boston |
| Down in the basement so quietly He’s |
| seeing things that no one else sees Back |
| in college he was fast and free Could |
| run a country mile in 4 minutes and |
| 3 Until |
| one day the achilles injury His |
| purpose taken from him so suddenly DEEP |
| FUCKING VALUE |
| He’s a chartered financial analyst And |
| he never expected any of this Down |
| in the basement, picking The |
| stock that launched a billion memes It |
| was just another stock in his portfolio He |
| played Donkey |
| Kong and maybe Mario |
| And now he says in his home town |
| he Is |
| gonna build indoor track facility “He always liked |
| money,” said Elaine |
| Gill, his mother. As |
| a child, she said, “he would get money |
| from those scratch tickets that people didn’t know |
| they’d won. People |
| would throw them on the ground…A lot of |
| times there was still money on them.”"
|
| Laura has smithed silver by wielding fire,"Most of how cool she is is money and time |
| The peas are coming up |
| Peas are actual seeds |
| Bead shops are badly named |
| They’ve got way more than beads |
| Before you can dance |
| You gotta ask somebody to dance |
| You gotta go too far |
| With callouses on your hands |
| Plant your feet |
| Pivot and turn |
| And now TJ |
| Is part of the circle |
| Brent went around the room |
| And introduced everybody |
| He and his raccoon |
| Sitting there on his shoulder |
| whoa oh oh oh |
| Be mediocre |
| Darymple Heiniken |
| Why are you so good at things |
| Targeting computer |
| Metamorphosis goes from bad to worse |
| Kafka makes Brent think of the app store universe |
| Poor Billy thinks it’s a dream |
| He can’t see past his business degree |
| Before you can dance |
| You gotta ask somebody to dance |
| You gotta go too far |
| With callouses on your hands |
| Plant your feet |
| Pivot and turn |
| And now TJ |
| Is part of the circle |
| Opacity in Kafka makes |
| Brent think of the app store |
| Everybody here wrote Luke Skywalker’s |
| Targeting compute-tore |
| Be mediocre in public |
| Why are you so good things? |
| Why ARE you so good at things? |
| Now I’m excited about learning a new guitar chord |
| Being mediocre in public |
| She saw someone give a really mediocre talk"
|
| We encode a dream of unicorns,"23 is just a random number |
| We celebrate the day of yore |
| CCC we hang around and do important things |
| With ??? and fairy dust |
| All our servers respond to pain |
| CCC we hang around and do important things |
| With ??? and fairy dust |
| All our servers respond to pain |
| Respond to pain"
|
| You become clay Rainbow,"train Riding |
| down the track Rainbow |
| train Look |
| out for the stars Rainbow |
| train Nobody |
| knows where they're going till they get there |
| like the thumping wisdom Baby |
| crying why is he crying No |
| one knows Cause |
| it's a rainbow train the rainbow dream It's |
| a rainbow dream the rainbow train the rainbow |
| country"
|
| We spent 6 trillion in iraq,"While cutting the corporate tax |
| I didn’t hear anyone say |
| How you gonna pay for that? |
| 693 billion |
| On Trump’s military budget |
| Silence from the talking heads |
| No, “How you gonna pay for that?” |
| How you gonna pay for that? |
| How you gonna pay for that? |
| If it’s working people we’re talking about |
| How you gonna pay for that? |
| 3 people in this country |
| Have more than the poorest half |
| But health insurance for everybody |
| Oh how you gonna pay for that? |
| Trump and the GOP |
| Have added trillions to the debt |
| Giving tax cuts to the wealthy |
| But how you gonna pay for that |
| We’re gonna tax the shit out of you |
| It’s either that or the guillotine |
| So when you ask how we’re gonna pay for it |
| Just know that’s what we mean |
| When it comes to fighting climate change |
| They ask so matter of fact |
| As if their future didn’t depend on it |
| How you gonna pay for that |
| I’m just a simple man |
| Not particularly good at math |
| But the dumbest question I’ve ever heard |
| Is how you gonna pay for that? |
| Nicole Wallace |
| Ari Melber |
| Don Lemon |
| Dana Bash |
| Joy Reid |
| Andrea Mitchell - $ 8 million |
| Chris Matthews - $16 million |
| Wolff Blitzer - $16 million |
| Jake Tapper - $10 million |
| Chris Cuomo - $9 million |
| Erin Burnett - $16 million |
| Joe Scarborough - $25 million |
| Stephanie Ruhle - $5 million |
| Anderson Cooper - $100 million |
| Tom Brokaw - $90 million"
|
| 1 2 3 4,"Tater |
| Tots and avocado shakes |
| Tater tots and avocado shakes |
| Tater tots and avocado shakes |
| Tater tots and avocado shakes |
| Tater tots and avocado shakes |
| Tater tots and avocado shakes yeah"
|
| another day being sick ,"another day I hope that I feel better tomorrow |
| I hope that I get better soon |
| I've collected all the |
| songs about sickness that |
| I have written over the course of song a day |
| you can see them all |
| sometimes I get sick |
| but I still write my song |
| a day |
| and the camera fell"
|
| Double tap Touch,"touch touch the or Cause |
| you know that it's gonna tell your future |
| Future Touch |
| touch touch the or Cause |
| you know that it contains everything that you |
| need to survive Touch |
| the orb Touch |
| the orb Put |
| it in your pocket Touch |
| the orb Touch |
| the orb Cause |
| we're gonna go up in a rocket Find |
| a new hat Find |
| a new home When |
| you touch the ore everything becomes clear You |
| finally know what the fuck you're doing here |
| When you touch the orb everything falls right |
| into place in front of your face You |
| see God |
| Touch touch touch the orb Cause |
| you know that everything will turn out right |
| Touch touch touch the orb Don't |
| think about it now or tonight When |
| you touch all the or you can feel |
| the electricity When |
| you touch the or everything looks much brighter |
| Everything looks smarter Everything |
| goes harder Touch |
| touch touch the arm Touch |
| touch touch the arm Touch |
| touch touch the arm Touch |
| touch touch the up and out"
|
| Boom da boom da Boom da boom da,"Boom da boom da Boom da boom da |
| I will call on you |
| to come and help me. |
| You will call on me |
| when all is done, |
| I will do what you |
| ask me to When you |
| fall down a hole |
| and are free, |
| I said |
| Boom da boom da Boom da boom da |
| Boom da boom da Boom da boom da |
| I will call on you |
| the way you asked me to |
| I will say to you |
| the words you long to hear |
| I will do what you |
| always wanted to |
| Just to honor you |
| in the playground of life. |
| Singing |
| Boom da boom da Boom da boom da |
| Boom da boom da Boom da boom da"
|
| Research into Psoriasis,"Is deeply underfunded |
| But you can help to change that |
| On the Psoriasis Cure Now Walk |
| You can meet other people |
| Who face the same kind of struggle as you |
| And learn about ways you can help |
| While raising money for the cause |
| Educate the public |
| Meet some new friends |
| Get some fresh air |
| It’s a great way to spend an afternoon… |
| PsoriasisWalk.org"
|
| Jupiter puked last night you had a 24,"hour bug Jupiter |
| grew up last night the second night I |
| was up really late I went to a |
| town hall today bad Taking |
| your health care away I'm |
| gonna vote for a guy for governor who |
| doesn't suck Gotta |
| organize on a local level and Gotta |
| organize on a local level my 3000th song |
| is coming up in not too long I |
| got no ideas for it My |
| life is so busy I got stuff to |
| do Got |
| stuff to say Got |
| stuff to hate Got |
| stuff to play I got places to go |
| I got people to see I'm |
| so busy"
|
| Hammerhead shark swimming in the ocean Hammerhead,"dark making everything glow don't you know that |
| she might get in trouble for the things |
| that you simply don't know that you don't |
| know that you don't know that you don't |
| know don't know that you don't know Break |
| another piece of the malfeasance Break |
| another piece of and put it in your |
| mouth I don't need a be man I |
| don't need a reason you put me here |
| you put me into this house empty this |
| house Empty |
| this house to this house into this house |
| I need to pack now I need to |
| pack now That's |
| what I got to go do when I |
| finish this song Hammerhead |
| shark now swimming in the dark now following |
| me whenever I just walk along along on |
| the beach on the beach I'm |
| walking along and there's a hammerhead shark following |
| me Follow |
| me walking along I'm |
| walking along the beach following me follow me |
| I'm walking along There's |
| a hamm shark I'm |
| walking along walking along A |
| hammerhead shark a hammer head shark"
|
| "Snakes are scary, yeah, yeah! ","Snakes aren't scary, no, no!"
|
| "Hear that voice, a clear bell rings You","won't believe it when you hear her sing |
| But she knows your song, the one inside |
| She'll sing it to you with her blue |
| eyes white If |
| you listen close, she can resurrect the ghost |
| Of every single song that you've forgotten Every |
| melody and word, every harmony and chord Every |
| twist and turn she unites the nods in |
| She's the girl with the songs in her |
| head She's |
| dancing by herself But |
| she's never truly been alone She |
| can speak the language She |
| can speak the language And |
| every song is in her head Have |
| you ever been in love? And |
| she can tell you future and your past |
| And she can speak the language And |
| every song is in her head She |
| knows every song I've |
| ever written And |
| every single song I want She |
| remembers the songs that I sing in my |
| dreams Even |
| when I don't G-g-girl |
| with all the songs in her head G-g-girl |
| with all the songs in her head G-g-girl |
| with all the songs in her head G-g-girl |
| with all the songs in her head"
|
| I had something on my mind,"It’s fine |
| Nothing I say is real |
| You can’t lie all the time |
| About the way you do and don’t feel |
| I get dressed and I run, I’m done |
| I sit down to mediate |
| I can’t feel my body I’m some |
| Where else my brains on a different plane |
| I could stress but i’m unimpressed |
| It’s not what I want |
| If I could devise a test |
| Between I don’t and what I’ve got |
| I can feel letting go, I know |
| This familiar taste I got |
| Pick myself up and throw |
| Another log into the fire before it gets dark"
|
| Oh come one and oh come all,"Down to the Montgomery Brawl |
| Swim and run and skip and crawl |
| Just get yourself to the Montgomery Brawl |
| Cuz Slaves were disembarked there |
| Right on that same pier |
| The misplaced white entitlement |
| Trickles down through the years |
| But acts of solidarity |
| While not fixing all the past |
| Take on waves of meaning |
| like kicking southern ass |
| Pride comes before the fall |
| Down at the Montgomery brawl |
| Speeding head first to a brick wall |
| Fuck around find out at the Montgomery Brawl |
| There’s no happy endings |
| There’s no recompense |
| Just a reflection of the times we live |
| That make no fucking sense |
| But you can feel the punches |
| And the men slammed to the ground |
| The triumph of the human spirit |
| As that chair comes crashing down |
| Heat wave and summer squall |
| Down at the Montgomery Brawl |
| Form up and stand tall |
| Get yourself to the Montgomery Brawl"
|
| Epstein was a CIA plant,"Dipped in gasoline and the flames they grew |
| It’s their world we’re just living in it |
| Tear it down and build something new |
| Is humanity worth saving |
| That’s what the book I’m reading asks |
| Three Body Problem |
| I’m only 3/4 way through the first book |
| Epstein worked for the CIA |
| Well oiled machine that does what it does |
| And us peasants are just kindling |
| They’d burn us all up just because"
|
| screw it just go and do it i'll,"leave it all behind if i could find |
| the kind of conduit through which i could |
| feed my hopes my dreams all my friends |
| and my fiends and my head would explode |
| exposing all my brains and the world would |
| know that a future never came so all |
| my nuts and bolts every last adult earth |
| would stop spinning and the turtle wouldn't eat |
| and the angels wouldn't cry and the devil |
| couldn't speak if you"
|
| take all of your anxiety,"take all of your fear |
| take all your disappointment |
| all that stuff that accumulates over the year |
| take everything that didn't work out right |
| take all your sorrow and loss |
| put it all into a bucket |
| put it all in a bucket |
| then start letting it go like a boss |
| cause then, you're gonna take out your rocket launcher |
| and your gonna point, you're gonna aim |
| you're gonna fire that rocket at the bucket |
| and all that stuff is gone back to from whence it came |
| All the bullshit |
| And all the assholes |
| And all the trauma |
| And the politicians |
| And the loneliness |
| And the sense of impending doom |
| now you are free |
| free to move on |
| 2012 is the year for you |
| 2011 is gone"
|
| Are really itchy and they make me so,"angry they make me mean they make me |
| sad I'm |
| going to the allergist today to find out |
| what I have Ohio |
| Just want them to go away don't want |
| them here for another day O |
| hives they keep me up at night and |
| then I dawn feel"
|
| She loves watching Ellen,"And she loves Facebook |
| Researching places to retire |
| Down south she loves to look |
| She loves to travel |
| And searching for destinations |
| She loves Chef Kevin |
| And Ryan the Physicians Assistant |
| Happy Birthday Linda |
| from carp fishing Craig |
| This song is from him |
| Your loving husband |
| Hop on the computer |
| And plan your next trip |
| I know you’ll have a good time |
| Where ever you’re going |
| She loves the beach |
| And she loves Jimmy Buffett |
| Coffee in the morning |
| And she loves chocolate |
| She loves her dog |
| Cooper the Chesapeake bay |
| Retriever that smiles |
| In a happy doggy way"
|
| Here is Toad,"for no reason at all I just felt |
| like looking at him I just felt like |
| looking at him He's |
| Toad he's from Mario |
| Kart Toad |
| I just felt like looking at him He's |
| Toad he's from Mario |
| Kart have you ever seen this specimen quite |
| so beautiful Mushroom |
| kingdom honor bound and dutiful he'll never let |
| you down he'll never let you down In |
| a world full of of danger Fire |
| pits and Koopas |
| he's on your side he'll help you stomp |
| Goombas he'll never let you down he'll never |
| let you down Toad |
| I just felt like looking at him He's |
| Toad and he's from Mario |
| Kart Toad |
| I just felt like looking at him He's |
| Toad he's from my rail car Have |
| you ever seen a specimen quite so beautiful |
| Mushroom kingdom on around and beautiful He'll |
| never let you down he'll never let you |
| down In |
| a world full of danger Pirate |
| pits and goobas he's on your side he'll |
| help you stomp his Goombas |
| he'll never let you down he'll never let |
| you down he'll never let you down he'll |
| never let you down It"
|
| man named Matt and a man named John,"Set out for the land of Ethereum |
| There they found the secret of the NFT |
| In the form of Punks 10,000 strong |
| And they shared them with everyone |
| But some they kept for themselves under hash and key |
| Welcome home Ye long lost punks |
| You are the chosen The early ones |
| You’ve been safe In your devs embrace |
| Now it’s time to join The fold |
| So all you ride or die punks who |
| Have come to learn the secret too |
| Time now to remind ourselves of why we punk |
| Some seek money and some want fame |
| Some play markets like a game |
| Some get down to whimsy of this funky bunch |
| Of punks"
|
| Up in the sky,"Out in the universe |
| So many suns |
| And planets that it hurts |
| And orbiting those planets |
| Are moons humming a tune |
| Because they’re orbited by |
| Little moon moons |
| Moonmoon |
| Moonmoon |
| When a moon has a moon |
| It’s called a moon moon |
| I can feel lonely |
| And so can you |
| Celestial bodies |
| They get lonely too |
| Even a moon needs a friend |
| When she’s feeling blue |
| Good thing the moon has got |
| friend called moon moon |
| When a planet falls |
| In love with her moon |
| That’s when 3 |
| Are born from the two |
| And to that little baby |
| Sing a lullaby tune |
| My sweet little love bug |
| My little moon moon"
|
| you Panos,"Libraries are the best |
| The last sacred space |
| If you’re a king or homeless |
| There’s a place for you |
| And me and every one else too |
| At your local library |
| From the small towns |
| Where Amazon’d never go |
| To the miracle that is librarians |
| Who will help your knowledge grow |
| No you can’t replace |
| This utterly remarkable space |
| At your local library |
| It’s clear you haven’t been |
| Maybe ever |
| And so may I suggest that you |
| Endeavor |
| To see what all the fuss is about |
| Get a library card and check a book out |
| You’ll be surprised |
| How unlike a Starbucks it is |
| You won’t believe your eyes |
| You capitalist rascal |
| When folks |
| Like you talk about what value is |
| I think that you imagine |
| The ups and downs of the stock market |
| You’ve lost the capacity |
| To see beyond your love of money |
| At your local library |
| The totality |
| Of human knowledge and expression |
| Is worth more |
| Than Amazon’s many billions |
| And experiencing that in the flesh |
| Cannot be overstated |
| Without it what is left |
| But a sad heart unsatiated |
| Without a local library"
|
| I’ve got a headache,"it’s from lack of caffeine |
| That’s what I’m telling myself |
| I feel low down and mean |
| I’ve got a headache |
| It’s pretty much all that’s going on |
| I’m getting on a plane tomorrow |
| I hope by then it’s gone |
| I’ve got a headache |
| Send me all the good vibes |
| I just want to put down the guitar |
| And rest my eyes"
|
| I’m going to the dentist again,"Gonna get my cavity filled |
| I’m going to the dentist again |
| Gonna get my cavity filled |
| I hope they knock me out with the gas |
| So it feels like it goes real fast, oh |
| I hope they knock me out with the gas |
| So it goes real real fast, oh"
|
| In exactly one year it'll be sung a,"day 6000 6000 In |
| exactly one year it'll be 365 more songs |
| and songs a day 6000 6000 Time |
| moves faster than it ever has Time |
| moves faster than a faster baby And |
| I make up the words That |
| I don't know what to say And |
| I say it Cause |
| in exactly one year it'll be song a |
| day 6000 6 6000 1 2 3 4 |
| 5 6000 songs in one year In |
| one year In |
| one year from now on 6 6 25 |
| 6000 songs on 6 6 25 6000 So |
| on 6 6 25 Mm |
| mm mm I kind of wish it had |
| been 6 6 26 But |
| then I would have had I started in |
| 2010 and I started in 2009 So |
| in one year it'll be song a Day |
| 6000 One |
| year from now One |
| year from 6000 songs in 6000 days 5000 |
| feels like it was just the other day |
| 4000 feels like it was just T |
| H E |
| other day 3000 feels like it was just |
| the other day 2000 songs That's |
| almost 4000 songs ago 1000 songs That's |
| almost 5000 songs ago And |
| Jonathan that's too many songs They |
| should play this on the radio Jonathan |
| that's too many songs They |
| should play this on the radio They |
| should play this on the radio On |
| the radio On |
| the radio On |
| the radio"
|
| I don’t know how to turn a knob,"So I’ll just go for a ride |
| My inner hippo |
| With my little baby on his back |
| I’m just sitting there waiting for the nap |
| My inner hippo |
| I’m just sitting there waiting for the nap |
| My little baby doesn’t want to sleep |
| So I’ll just put my little baby to sleep |
| It’s only now I realize |
| That this is where I belong |
| Right here in between these two |
| It’s only now I realize |
| That I am not alone |
| I am not alone |
| I am not alone |
| I am not alone, not alone, I am not alone |
| When you’re feeling rejected |
| When there’s something that you need to hide |
| One way or the other |
| How do you know which is which |
| Where can you be sure |
| that you will be |
| when you get back |
| To protect your little one, you’ll lie and conceal |
| So hide yourself, you coward |
| When you’re feeling rejected |
| When love isn’t your strong suit |
| When love isn’t your thing |
| You can always turn the other cheek |
| You can always turn the other cheek |
| When it’s clear that love can’t keep you going |
| Hiding in plain sight |
| Your baby is scared |
| He won’t shut up now |
| He’s scared of everything |
| Now he’s going to nap"
|
| "I'm a beta, I'm","a beta, and we're both beta as fuck |
| If you're looking for an alpha male here, |
| then you're shit out of luck Domination |
| and total power, these are not things we |
| crave Our |
| self-worth is not contingent on how many women |
| we've laid We |
| know that we are real men Even |
| though our bank cards are unvoiled Don't |
| need memories to tell us so And |
| if they did, we'd be annoyed We're |
| not afraid of how we feel Even |
| if we don't feel afraid We're |
| not afraid to let it show Sometimes |
| of that hate Toxic |
| masculinity that permeates our culture Says |
| women are a prize to be conferred after |
| adventures Says |
| don't show your emotions, be violent or be |
| killed Says |
| you are all the life you want, something |
| if you're unfulfilled It's |
| not your fault Must |
| be those feminists, must be those women Who |
| won't have sex with you I'm |
| a beta, I'm |
| a beta, and we're both beta as fuck |
| If you're looking for an alpha male here, |
| then you're shit out of luck Domination |
| and total power, these are not things we |
| crave Our |
| self-worth is not contingent on how many women |
| we've laid Never |
| felt comfortable acting invulnerable Never |
| felt compatible with acting infallible I never felt |
| entitled enough to act hostile Never |
| felt exceptional just cuz my genitals Oh |
| my goodness, oh my gosh I think we've |
| gone full Mackintosh |
| Oh my goodness, oh my gosh Oh |
| my goodness, oh my gosh I think we're |
| gone full Mackintosh |
| Oh my goodness, oh my gosh I think |
| we've gone full Mackintosh |
| And I'm |
| a beta, and we're both beta as fuck |
| If you're looking for an alpha male here, |
| then you're shit out of luck Domination |
| and total power, these are not things we |
| crave Our |
| self-worth is not contingent on how many women |
| we've laid Our |
| self-worth is not contingent on how many women |
| we've laid Our |
| self-worth is not contingent on how many women |
| we've laid"
|
| Innovative high school principle,"Proud single mother of three |
| Lead singer of a Yiddish folk group |
| Budding therapist with a gift for empathy |
| Backyard birds would eat from her hand |
| Great grandmother with an easy laugh |
| Always looking out for others |
| She was known to many as Babs |
| The living and the dead |
| Coexist |
| They are in our hearts and heads |
| We go on like this |
| I know you’re hurting right now |
| Because I am too |
| Would you take care of me |
| Cuz I’d like to care for you |
| Songwriter for rock, film and stage |
| Jazz trumpet virtuoso |
| Known for having a smile on her face |
| Could make anything grow |
| Loved art and making cards |
| Bounce DJ and radio personality |
| Ballroom dancing star c |
| Liked his bacon and his hash browns crispy"
|
| Abraham Lincoln was a friend of mine,"He used to sleep on my couch |
| When he dropped a dumbbell on my foot |
| I tried hard not to say ouch |
| He was pretty gnarly |
| I didn’t want to seem soft |
| He had a charm like an octopus |
| And he’d never turn it off |
| Abraham Lincoln didn’t have a job |
| He meditated everyday |
| He always knew what I was thinking |
| And what I was about to say |
| He never washed his clothes |
| Beetles lived in his beard |
| I’d take him to Thanksgiving |
| And my family thought he was weird |
| Abraham Lincoln danced like Michael |
| And sang like HG Welles |
| He loved to eat fried dough and cast |
| Warlock spelly spells |
| Nothing phased old honest Abe |
| And I miss him all the time |
| He used to sleep on my couch |
| Abe was a friend of mine"
|
| Improvising a song about Farcaster,"Almost Stratocaster |
| Almost Stratocaster |
| I got letters on my desk from the |
| irs From |
| the irs from the irs I wrote a |
| song about Friendster |
| I wrote a song about Facebook |
| I wrote a song about Twitter |
| and Tumblr |
| And Tumblr |
| Now now I'm |
| improvising a song about podcaster on my Stratocaster |
| on a Sunday |
| afternoon with the IRS |
| letters on my desk Sitting |
| here drinking tea thinking about all the songs |
| that I wrote throughout the years Band |
| camp Tumblr |
| and so many more How |
| many of these things were successful as far |
| as having to build up my audience again |
| is very daunting Is |
| very daunting But |
| this time is the last time I swear |
| because it'll be open information Open |
| information Podcaster |
| on the Stratocaster |
| On the Stratocaster |
| with the irf sitting on my desk Sitting |
| on my desk I owe so much money |
| that it makes me sad and I don't |
| have a lot of time to write this |
| song so I think I gonna stop I |
| think I'm |
| gonna end the song right here"
|
| lutein lutein,"very good for your eyes |
| they won't call you four eyes |
| if you eat green things |
| so eat green things |
| your eyes are important to you |
| you don't want to go blind |
| simple changes in diet |
| can have drastic effect you'll find |
| that by eating green leafy vegetables |
| your eye site could improve |
| make a salad, steam some broccoli |
| because you've got a lot to lose!"
|
| Thousand and thousands and thousands and thousands of summers,"You moved upon my back in no hurry |
| Together, together, together we watched the world |
| We even showed up in the Vikings stories |
| I know change change is the only constant |
| But there’s so much I wanted to say |
| To you |
| Before |
| You went |
| Away |
| My love |
| My love |
| My love |
| The secrets the secrets the secrets that I’ll always keep |
| For you until the earth swallows me whole |
| Will keep me will keep me will keep me from despair |
| Watching the ice around me disappear |
| Someday the sun will explode |
| But there’s so much I wanted to do"
|
| I don’t remember even half the songs that I’ve written,"Don’t remember even half the girls |
| That I’ve been smitten with |
| Try to sit and meditate |
| But it doesn’t work |
| I’m unable to satiate my self worth |
| I feel like a jerk |
| I don’t remember even half the days that I’ve been alive |
| Don’t remember even half the meals that I’ve eaten |
| Food that I’ve tried |
| My brain’s a big jumble |
| Just a series of tunes |
| If you hear me mumble |
| That’s what I do |
| When I think about who I am |
| Tell myself that I am only |
| Just a tiny little speck |
| And everyone that’s ever known me |
| Will forget me when I’m gone |
| And things will carry on |
| Though we’ll all be dead |
| Don’t remember even what her face looked like |
| Forget about the feeling of her skin |
| Don’t even try |
| Don’t be offended |
| If I forget something that you said |
| It’s not that I don’t care |
| It’s just my head |
| It’s got a loose thread |
| I forget a melody as soon as I sing it |
| Most of the time |
| I’m forced to just wing it |
| Can’t you tell |
| There’s nothing preparing me |
| For turning 30 |
| Now I’m so forgetful |
| And it’s really hurting |
| But I tell myself that I am only |
| Just a tiny little speck |
| Everyone that’s ever known me |
| You’ll forget me when I’m gone |
| Things will carry on |
| We’ll all be dead"
|
| Born in Vermont in 1982,"Grew up in a small town there |
| Started playing guitar when I was 12 years old |
| And growing out my hair |
| Never did drugs |
| Lost my virginity May 10th, 1996 |
| Left high school one semester early |
| To get my college kicks |
| When I was 17 I went to Israel |
| I spent 4 awesome years at Bennington College |
| I got my Masters degree at Cal Arts |
| Where I wrote a rock opera about the Super Mario Bros. |
| And then I created GameJew |
| Oh yeah |
| Now I write a song a day |
| And I live in Berkeley"
|
| The whole world’s going to shit and I,"Don’t know how to deal with it so I |
| Live the same |
| Like I’ve always lived |
| While trying to find |
| What my breaking point is |
| If there’s a line will I know it’s crossed |
| If there’s hope will I know when it’s lost |
| I wish I could put the world on pause |
| For a minute |
| I can hear my ancestors say |
| Come on putz, get out of the way |
| Before the borders are blocked up |
| You schmuck, it’s all fakakta |
| The hyper realism is out of control |
| Emperor’s got no skin, he’s bones |
| Oops Fukuyama made a little mistake |
| We lost Michael Brooks and David Grae |
| Brrr go the super pacs |
| They say just vote, and try to relax |
| Between the nazis |
| and my heart attacks |
| I think I’ll just lay down |
| For a minute"
|
| Multimedia that's the morning p Gently,"warm in Ohio |
| Diabetes party or no is free diamond hands |
| diamond hands diamond hands Candles |
| diamond hands Party |
| this diamond hands that's a pore moto baby |
| Stone crash Diamond |
| hands diamond hands diamond hands diamond hands diamond |
| hands Moses |
| and Cowan |
| are war and ohana they're having a party |
| with some pizza and we're also having a |
| party party in the city known as mile |
| high Capiche |
| Volta belly that's why diamond hands diamond hands |
| diamond hands diamond hands My |
| hands are diamonds they're made of diamonds Made |
| of diamonds it's really inconvenient it's really inconvenient |
| to have hands made of diamonds diamond hands |
| diamond hands diamond hands form it's really Just |
| ask Raphael |
| Donatello and Luigi |
| capiche Speaking |
| the Italian |
| Mario It's |
| coming out on my birthday Mario |
| Louie's coming out on my birthday Gonna |
| go to Mario |
| movie and eat some pizza on my birthday |
| on birthday snaps hold some of their songs |
| he's got diamond hair Domin |
| hold them some of their songs He's |
| got diamond hands Adam |
| holds the most some of these songs out |
| of everybody And |
| he's got the diamond hand diamond hands diamond |
| hands diamond hands diamond hands Pizza |
| hands Pizza |
| hands Pepperoni |
| hands Pepperoni |
| hands Hawaiian |
| hands Hawaiian |
| hands Italian |
| hands Italian |
| hands Ouija |
| hands Ouija |
| hands Bowser |
| hands Bowser |
| hands diamond diamond diamond hands diamond diamond diamond |
| hands diamond diamond diamond hands diamond diamond diamond |
| hands Metallic |
| metallic metallic metallic Pizza |
| Pizza Freedom |
| Freedom Pizzapizza |
| for everybody Everybody |
| Pizza pizza Everybody |
| Everybody Everybody |
| Everybody Everybodyeverybody |
| everybody gets some pizza Every |
| every gets some pizza because they deserve it |
| They deserve it Every |
| human being Every |
| human being is a worthwhile person It's |
| a worthwhile person contains a universe and is |
| made of atoms and is made of atoms |
| just like you just like and just like |
| me Just |
| like me So |
| they all deserve pizza They |
| all deserve pizza It's |
| a human right It's |
| a human right to have pizza and a |
| party have pizza and a party with our |
| friends with our friends diamond hands diamond hands |
| diamond hands diamond hands diamond hands I guess |
| that's the end We're |
| all pizza and I think that's it Thank |
| you guys"
|
| Son of a bitch,"Thinker mouth |
| I will die losers |
| In other words dollars and fuck |
| Fuck em |
| Handa |
| Panda |
| Panda |
| Panda |
| Panda |
| Panda |
| Panda |
| And fuck |
| We get some weirdos |
| We get some weirdos 25000 dollars dollars dollars |
| Kara what is that |
| Threesome |
| No |
| Ken |
| What's a ho |
| No |
| Fuck |
| Son of a bitch |
| Pink or mouth |
| I will die losers |
| In other words |
| Pink dol |
| I can't stand it |
| I know you planned it |
| Listen all y'all |
| It's a this |
| It's a sabotage |
| Yes |
| Wait a minute |
| I just got a crick in my neck |
| Yes |
| Yes |
| Crick in my neck |
| What is you doing baby |
| Fuck |
| We get some weirdo bitch crick in my neck |
| Tweets texts emails cards and letters wishing me well |
| I'm a lucky guy |
| What is |
| We love you out there |
| That's very kind |
| Thank you |
| Cost you 1995 |
| The sabotage |
| Yes |
| I like that |
| Yes |
| Kara what is it |
| Threesome |
| No |
| Son of a bitch |
| Thinker mouth |
| I will die losers |
| In other words dollars and fuck |
| Son of a bitch |
| I will die losers |
| In other words dollars and f"
|
| I don't wanna be sitting here one more,"minute I just wanna be finished I don't |
| wanna be sitting here anymore I wanna walk |
| right out the door oh I don't wanna |
| be sitting here writing this song Writing |
| this song do I don't wanna be sitting |
| here writing this song it's time to go |
| it's time to go I can't get my |
| butt out of the sea and get onto |
| my feet I can get my feet to |
| walk on the ground and talk to the |
| sky Here |
| we go Here |
| we go I've |
| been trying for a while to say the |
| thing that I need to that I feel |
| like if I don't reply then I'll |
| feel like a lean to that's falling down |
| but you're in the woods with no people |
| in it all I've |
| been trying to get my butt into the |
| sky out of this chair and by the |
| by into the sky where there's flight cars |
| O"
|
| President,"Right this way |
| Why you text |
| President |
| Why |
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| Why |
| You're getting nervous man |
| Getting nervous man |
| Why |
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| You're getting nervous man |
| Getting nervous man |
| You're getting nervous man |
| Getting nervous man |
| You're getting nervous man |
| Getting nervous man |
| You're getting nervous man |
| Getting nervous man |
| You're getting nervous man |
| Getting nervous man |
| You're getting nervous man |
| Getting nervous man |
| You're getting ne nervous man |
| Getting nervous man |
| Why |
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| Why |
| Why |
| Why |
| Do we bring your own |
| You're getting nervous man |
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| Why |
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| Getting nervous man |
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| Getting nervous man |
| You're getting nervous man |
| Getting nervous"
|
| Everything's running out of batteries This,"is up to and including me Every |
| train, every train running out of steam Everything |
| is running out of batteries Nobody |
| knows when they'll be four times Nobody |
| knows how much time they have left Everything's |
| running out of batteries I mean this figurative |
| and literal ease The |
| clouds fall down, that's called rain The |
| clouds fall down, that's called rain Everything's |
| running out of batteries You |
| don't look at me, you don't look at |
| me A |
| boat looking for a safe harbor Out |
| on the sea, out of battery I'm |
| running out, I'm |
| running out, I'm |
| running out I'm |
| running out, I'm |
| running out, I'm |
| running out Another |
| improvised song I have some sort of sad |
| news to convey A |
| very long time song a day fan slash |
| friend slash watcher I knew her by her |
| YouTube handle Swiss |
| Buckner If |
| you've been around my channel for any length |
| of time you will have seen her comments |
| very often daily for many many many many |
| years And |
| she passed away I think this month her |
| fiance got in touch It's |
| a funny thing, it's a strange thing This |
| relationship that I feel like I have with |
| you guys Especially |
| those of you that comment everyday I read |
| every comment and when those comments stop it's |
| like most often I just assume that you've |
| moved on But |
| this is the second instance in which I've |
| learned that a consistent commenter has passed It |
| makes me really sad like I feel real |
| heaviness in my chest to know that Swiss |
| Buckner won't be around anymore to leave her |
| encouraging comments So |
| a moment of silence for Swiss |
| Buckner Just |
| want to let you guys know how much |
| I appreciate each and every one of you |
| Yeah"
|
| The death star is destroyed by I still feel her pull,"Dreams of light sabers and Wookies seep into my skull |
| In the darkest times we always clung |
| To the far off chance that it could still be fun |
| Pages from the calendar fall, my excitement grows |
| Those butterflies I felt when hearing Han Solo |
| In that trailer saying, “Chewy we’re home.” |
| I hope my excitement isn’t overblown |
| We have waited, oh oh oh |
| Maintained our capacity for hope |
| When the universe seemed to say nope |
| We still believed |
| That the new Star Wars |
| Could be good |
| That the new Star Wars |
| Might not suck |
| We know this feeling |
| We’ve been burned before |
| But we’re willing to follow you once more |
| The new Star Wars |
| Might not suck |
| The cast looks good and JJ Abrahams is |
| Definitely capable of doing better than Lucas did |
| Lawrence Kasdan portends good things |
| We can safely say there’s no Jar Jar Binks |
| I can feel that old star wars feeling in my gut |
| It’s hard to keep from screaming in anticipation but |
| I temper that with some dark thoughts |
| I take nothing for granted, not the dialog or plots |
| Bringing back all our old friends |
| Could be the worst thing or the best |
| Making lots of Star Wars movies |
| My brain’s been a little obsessed"
|
| If I could I’d take,"Three baths a day |
| H20 |
| Bury me at sea |
| Give the fish something to eat |
| Leave behind my phone |
| I don’t need it |
| I don’t want it |
| I’m in the bath |
| I’m haunted |
| If I only could |
| I’d live out in the woods |
| Cover myself in bark |
| Ride a giant moose |
| Let my anger loose |
| Sing songs to the trees in the dark |
| I need it |
| I want it |
| I’m up a tree |
| I’m haunted |
| If I could I know |
| I would keep you close |
| Sweat and smiling face |
| From the north to the south |
| Limbs sticking out |
| Bodies flying all over the place |
| I need it |
| I want it |
| I’m all alone |
| I’m haunted"
|
| When I say I got no time,"That’s just what I mean |
| And the only crime |
| Is that I’m stuck up a tree |
| I can barely breathe |
| My wife can barely sleep |
| When I say I got no time |
| You better just believe me |
| R"
|
| She names her cats after singer-songwriters,"She used to ice skate down the Rahway river |
| She's kind of obsessed with Paris |
| She's in a loving marriage |
| And she's always worried about other people |
| When she was pregnant, she could eat anything |
| She plays guitar and she sings |
| She's had so many different jobs |
| She writes poems plays and blogs |
| Essays, articles, ad copy and smoke signals |
| Oooh, the replacement child |
| Oooh, life's mad and wild |
| She's a loyal friend |
| great mother to Justin |
| Oooh, the replacement child |
| The town where she lives is a duplicate |
| Of the town she grew up in |
| She self published her book |
| Publishers took another look |
| When it sold over 14,000 copies"
|
| I was born,"Lost and lonely |
| On the way to school |
| Didn’t know |
| That I was only |
| Part of the golden rule |
| Around my heart |
| The scaffolding |
| Holding it all together |
| If I was smart |
| I’d know something |
| About how to live forever |
| I grew up |
| Broke and bleeding |
| Chained to nothingness |
| I knew love |
| Was self defeating |
| So I stayed above the mess |
| When I die |
| I’ll see the sunset |
| Glowing beyond the veil |
| See the truth |
| Really know it |
| As my body begins to fail"
|
| He’s so goddamn stupid,"He’s so fucking dumb |
| The depths of his idiocy |
| My brain goes numb |
| Just thinking about |
| How |
| And how he’s never done nothing |
| But take credit for |
| Other people’s accomplishments |
| So what’d you expect |
| He’s changing |
| The name |
| To X"
|
| Dom dom riggy diggy dom dom,"Dom dom riggy diggy dom dom |
| Dom dom riggy diggy dom dom |
| Dom dom riggy diggy dom dom |
| Everybody tells you |
| You’re going the wrong way |
| But you keep going |
| Dom dom riggy diggy dom dom |
| Everyone’s against you |
| You hear it in the words they say |
| And that’s worth knowing |
| Dom dom riggy diggy dom dom"
|
| Let’s let all the old people die,"Grandma and grandpa had long happy lives |
| Now let’s let them sacrifice |
| Themselves to the stock market |
| My folks don’t need to see my children |
| Graduate high school so let’s get killing |
| Do we really need old people anyway |
| Don’t they drag down the economy |
| This is America, land of the free |
| The mightiest, greatest, best country |
| Where you work a lifetime to the bone |
| And then we just let you die |
| Sure we could just give everyone |
| little bit of the one trillion |
| We are giving to banks every day |
| But who needs old people anyway |
| Old people |
| LET THEM DIE |
| Immuno comprised |
| JUST LET THEM DIE |
| And why why why |
| Because we care |
| More about money than we do people |
| The poor and unlucky |
| LET THEM DIE |
| The undocumented |
| JUST LET THEM DIE |
| And why why why |
| Because we care |
| More about money than we do people"
|
| I don’t dance no more,"I was a dancing bear |
| I don’t dance no more |
| I was a dancing bera |
| I don’t dance no more |
| Tra la li, tra la le, tra la la |
| I was a thieving hawk |
| I don’t thieve no more |
| I was a thieving hawk |
| I don’t thieve no more |
| I was a thieving hawk |
| But, I don’t thieve no more |
| Tra la li, tra la le, tra la la |
| I was a dancing hippo |
| I don’t dance no more |
| I was a dancing hippo |
| I don’t dance no more |
| I was a dancing hippo |
| I don’t dance no more |
| Tra la li, tra la le, tra la la |
| Tra la looooooh |
| I was a butterfly |
| I don’t fly no more |
| I was a butterfly |
| I don’t fly no more |
| Well, I was a butterfly |
| Milk and sugar and take my eye |
| I don’t fly, fly, fly no more |
| I was a caterpillar |
| I don’t catter no more |
| I was a caterpillar |
| I don’t pillar no more |
| I was a caterpillar |
| Turn her right |
| Turn her filler |
| I don’t caterpillar |
| Tra la loooooooh x2 |
| I was a hummingbird |
| I don’t hum no more |
| I was a hummingbird |
| I don’t hum no more |
| I was a hummingbird |
| Humming without a word |
| Ah, tra la li, tra la la |
| I was a giraffe, kaput |
| I don’t giraffe no more |
| I was a giraffe, kaput |
| I don’t kaput no more |
| I was a giraffe once |
| I took my time then |
| Ah, tra la le, tra la la |
| Tra la loooooh x3 |
| I was a dancing bear |
| I don’t dance no more |
| I was a dancing bear |
| I don’t dance no more |
| I was a dancing bear |
| Put her here |
| Put her there |
| I don’t dance |
| Tra la la la le |
| I don’t dance |
| Tra la la la le |
| Tra la la la la"
|
| Don’t put that in your mouth,"Come on now spit it out |
| Sand and dirt and puddle mud |
| I know that stuff can’t taste good |
| I feed you pasta feed you bread |
| You spit it out silly head |
| But grass oh that you’ll eat raw |
| Come on little baby not right at all |
| I thought when you learned to walk |
| This kind of thing might then stop |
| Since your not close to the ground |
| But still it all goes in your mouth |
| You’re almost 17 months |
| year an a half is coming up |
| Please tell me that you’ll stop |
| My little baby my tiny tot"
|
| We introduce and formally define polynomial commitment schemes,"and provide two efficient constructions polynomial commitment scheme |
| allows a committer to commit to a polynomial |
| with a short string that can be used |
| by a verifier to confirm claimed evaluations of |
| the committed polynomial Although |
| the homomorphic commitment schemes in the literature can |
| be used to achieve this goal, the sizes |
| of their commitments are linear in the degree |
| of the committed polynomial. Danksharding |
| Yeah we’re starting Time |
| for scaling with Proto-danksharding |
| Pure of heart and So |
| smart This |
| is the soul of Proto-danksharding |
| requires only a constant amount of communication overhead |
| Therefore, our schemes are useful tools to reduce |
| communication cost cryptographic protocols On |
| that front we apply our polynomial commitment schemes |
| to four problems in cryptography: verifiable secret sharing, |
| zero-knowledge sets, credentials and content extraction signatures"
|
| Okay so you didn't think I'd,"come to your party for the launch of |
| your app and not actually write a song |
| about it did you I didn't actually That's |
| crazy So |
| yeah here we go The |
| Overcast theme song just for you Podcast |
| app design is a UX |
| playground and Marco |
| couldn't stay awake He |
| just had to play around He |
| just He |
| went for powerful but simple Oh |
| With lots of custom stuff designed to make |
| it ever easier to listen to all the |
| shows we love Smart |
| speed cuts the silences It |
| helps you to save time Voice |
| boost normalizes voices loud and quiet Smart |
| playlists are intelligent with filters and sorting rules |
| New shows from your Twitter |
| friends Find |
| those diamonds and those jewels O |
| over cast w Overcast |
| Good for listening to your shows very very |
| fast W |
| Overcast w Overcast |
| Nothing overlooked no feature half assed overc Marco |
| announced at XOXO |
| and refined his design Made |
| it free with limits Unlock |
| it all for 499 and if you don't |
| like his app he's got alternatives for you |
| And now the only question that remains is |
| who's he gonna sell it to Overcast |
| Overcast Good |
| for listening to your shows very very fast |
| O Overcast |
| Guess what Overcast |
| Nothing overlooked no feature Half |
| ass Overcast |
| or ostensibly for other things but really just |
| for this And |
| I really appreciate that We |
| really appreciate that And |
| thank you very much for everything For |
| testing the app for using the app for |
| being our friends for coming to our house |
| for enjoying our parties and eating our ridiculous |
| food Thank |
| you very much for everything And |
| thank you Tiff |
| You're amazing"
|
| Should I be frightened? Oh,"yes! Through |
| and through! What’s |
| the name of this crisis? I think we’ll |
| call this one…Swine Flu! |
| Swine flu, swine flu Well, |
| I’m freaked out How |
| about you? Swine |
| flu, swine flu Where |
| can we go? What |
| can we do? What |
| are the signs? What |
| are the symptoms? Like |
| the regular flu, as far as we know |
| So what makes this one different? 100 dead |
| in Mexico! |
| And the circumstances around their deaths? Of |
| this we cannot be sure Well |
| isn’t that part kind of important? Well, |
| what do you need to know that for? |
| Well for one thing, what if they had |
| pre existing conditions? Or |
| maybe they just let the flu get out |
| of hand I mean, tens of thousands of |
| people die every year from the normal flu |
| So if you’re gonna give me scary facts |
| You better have your scary facts all planned |
| Swine flu, I’m |
| not afraid til I get some proof I |
| have this feeling you’re trying to sell me |
| medicine No… |
| Swine flu, swine flu Media, |
| what are you trying to do? Don’t |
| we have enough problems as it is? Please |
| just leave me the hell alone Thank |
| you"
|
| Why does everything have to be so hard,"all the time So |
| goddamn difficult Never |
| easy never good Just |
| like one thing after another all day long |
| I sing with same old song and now |
| just wanna get on with it today But |
| I'm stuck in this seat and I'm |
| gonna plant my feet until I can't move |
| Cause everything is holding me down like glue |
| like me and you why is everything so |
| hard all the time Never |
| easy Every |
| story that I tell it ends the same |
| way in the depths of hell I am |
| stranded I am looking for Everybody |
| has a different definition of how Some |
| people say it other people Some |
| people say we're already there there why do |
| I think of Sis |
| A fan You |
| want to imagine him happy Just |
| finding joy in the daily struggle I see |
| That's kind of puritan It's |
| work work work That |
| Protestant American |
| work ethic Don't |
| miss me with that I'd |
| rather take a nap in the sunshine by |
| a been just fish for something but even |
| when I sit down to do my song |
| Everything goes wrong Everything |
| goes wrong Even |
| when I sit down to do math song |
| Everything goes wrong"
|
| I’m just like this old guitar,"I can’t stay in tune |
| I’m trying way too hard |
| Blowing up like the moon |
| On and on and on |
| I keep my sleepless watch |
| Is all my relevance gone |
| From my head down to my crotch |
| I’m a burly basement dweller |
| I got no fucks to give |
| It’s probably just as Weller |
| I got one life to live |
| On and on and on |
| I keep my sleepless watch |
| Is all my relevance gone |
| From my head down to my crotch |
| I’m sidling up to paint |
| new coat on your van |
| Don’t tell me what I ain’t |
| And I’ll tell you what I am |
| On and on and on |
| I keep my sleepless watch |
| Is all my relevance g |
| one |
| From my head down to my crotch"
|
| You got a lot of choices,"You got a lot of time |
| Space is infinite |
| So no matter how you look at it |
| You’re gonna be just fine |
| And it takes a lot of energy |
| To open a black hole |
| To follow the thread |
| To clear your head |
| Of the virtues you’ve extolled |
| But i wouldn’t trade |
| a choice i made |
| for the parallel unknown |
| Or maybe I would |
| Bad or good |
| game of telephone |
| Would I lose you |
| Would I be who |
| I am sitting here right now |
| I wonder and think |
| Would I be out of sync |
| That’s what I think about"
|
| Pretty soon the whole world will be,"The planet’s getting hotter |
| And we’re running out of water |
| And there’s no oxygen left in the sea |
| But don’t give into madness |
| When the resources are low |
| Spread it all around like a lost and found |
| Made of quid pro quo |
| I’m not a communist! |
| Though my granddaddy was |
| No, I just think that if we’re all in sync |
| We can make it through because |
| Well, you and me we’re not so different |
| Different |
| You and me, we have a lot in common |
| Common |
| Oh |
| We both want the same thing |
| Oh |
| To be loved and cared for |
| Oh |
| To live and make it happen |
| So when those fires happen |
| And the earthquakes, tidal waves and hurricanes |
| Stricken by a flu pandemic |
| Dirty bomb or market panic |
| Please don’t go insane |
| No, don’t give into madness |
| When the resources are low |
| Spread it all around like a lost and found |
| Made of quid pro quo |
| I’m not a communist! |
| Though my granddaddy was |
| No, I just think that if we’re all in sync |
| We can make it through because |
| We’re all the same |
| We’re all the same |
| Whoa whoooooh ohh ohhh"
|
| "Purple smoothie, purple shirt","And every morning write the song with one hand |
| And no one will get hurt |
| Purple smoothie, purple shirt |
| I wear it proud |
| No matter what you say |
| I’ll sing out loud |
| Purple smoothie, purple shirt |
| The fabric thinning into a million pieces |
| Pick up the threads and no one gets hurt |
| Purple smoothie, purple shirt |
| It makes no sound |
| But the song I write and sing is all around |
| And I have another thought |
| and the days go by |
| And it's overwrought |
| But I don't mind |
| I am just another servant |
| Don't heed my words |
| This is just another moment |
| Of bones and the birds |
| Purple smoothie, purple shirt |
| Is such a very, very, very strange one |
| Radioactive and inert |
| Purple smoothie, purple shirt |
| I wear it proud |
| No matter what you say |
| I'll sing out loud"
|
| Take a journey through,"The textbooks of your youth |
| They’ll lead you right back to |
| The child that you were |
| Assembly in the gym |
| Do you wanna sit next to him |
| I’m learning how to swim |
| In Browns river |
| Read the entrails |
| Of the dead whales |
| Of the dead trees |
| That taught you science |
| Read the textbook |
| And then next look |
| The risk that you took |
| In Non compliance |
| Levar Burton is there |
| Soaring through the air |
| And if you stop to stare |
| You’re turned to stone |
| The books fall down |
| Cascade of knowledge wow |
| Better take shelter now |
| You’re on your own"
|
| Cross the state line Cross,"the deadline and I lose time that was |
| never mind Though |
| I don't mind Because |
| I'm so inclined and Loris |
| knows that I On |
| a Sisyphus |
| climb Flip |
| the bed burn say a kind word despite |
| what you've heard I've |
| considered that My |
| soul's in turn between lines Been |
| blurred by canary burns in the minds unheard |
| Help me Jesus |
| Help me Buddha |
| I'm living a life that's been substituted Brain's |
| been swapped Blood |
| transfused Nerves |
| replaced My |
| mind confused Pump |
| the life Blood |
| dark as old mud Ready |
| my wheel hug for the big flood Punch |
| that punch good Punch |
| it feel good don't be understood Just |
| be Robin |
| Hood Watch |
| the window Darkness |
| faint glow Uphill |
| so slow merrily barely go but it's a |
| steady flow we make a solid tableau We've |
| got rocks and toes look out below Help |
| me Jesus |
| Help me Buddha |
| I'm living a life that's been substituted Brain's |
| been swapped Blood |
| transfused Nerves |
| replaced Mind |
| confused"
|
| I just couldn’t dance,"When it mattered the most |
| I froze: I split the party into two |
| I caused the tide to rise |
| Behind two brown eyes |
| As hard as I tried |
| I couldn’t change the scene |
| Magnets and gravity |
| The whole room was mad at me |
| Some things you just can’t change |
| Sometimes it’s hard to move |
| windowless room |
| An ungrateful groom |
| Too soon: fingers twisted into knots |
| And lightning struck the church |
| When prayer doesn’t work |
| You’re left with knives and forks |
| And I felt like a jerk |
| Magnets and gravity |
| The whole room was mad at me |
| Please, Please |
| I heard the minister say |
| None of this was sinister, heyWe all are friends here |
| Coasts and jackets coming off |
| Mouths and guns were going off |
| 40 tons of souls were spilling out into the room |
| And I’m gonna sweep |
| Up this mess |
| Just as soon as I sleep |
| For 24 hours, straight |
| My heart wouldn’t beat |
| And I couldn’t speak |
| My teeth: were littering the floor |
| And just as I heard my name |
| That’s when she came |
| Inevitable as rain |
| Tears came out like waves |
| I knew I couldn’t stay |
| Or I’d be swept away |
| Please, Please |
| I heard the minister say |
| None of this was sinister, heyWe all are friends here |
| Coasts and jackets coming off |
| Mouths and guns were going off |
| 40 tons of souls were spilling out into the room |
| Trees growing out the floor |
| Flames spilling in the door |
| hot wind blew |
| Eagles flew up overhead |
| I heard a voice, not what it said |
| But it was you |
| It was you |
| It was you |
| It was you-ooo |
| It was you |
| It was you |
| It was you-ooo |
| bluebird was singing |
| My ears were ringing |
| I looked, but you weren’t there"
|
| Oh,"I said something |
| I didn't mean to tell you |
| And now |
| I'm in trouble with the law |
| They're coming to shut me down |
| Leave"
|
| Another foggy night in the swamp,"The lights go out and the dark goes chomp |
| Feeling my in my bones in there |
| Gotta get back up out of bed again |
| I just threw my heart into the lake |
| I think maybe we stayed out too late |
| I don't know |
| I don't know |
| I don't know |
| I don't know |
| I don't know |
| Another tipping point |
| Head on the green |
| You fight these monsters so unseen |
| You're looking more and more and more just like a ghost |
| I'm starting to become what |
| I fear the most |
| I just threw my hat into the lane |
| I think maybe we stayed out too late |
| But |
| I don't know |
| I don't know |
| I don't know |
| I don't know |
| I don't know |
| I don't know |
| I don't know |
| I don't know |
| I don't know |
| I don't know |
| I don't know |
| I don't know |
| I don't know |
| I don't know |
| I don't know |
| I don't know"
|
| That’s all you’re eating two bites Pippy Mann,"stop do you want something else? |
| OK can I tell you what I put in your lunch? |
| Flip, cheese, goldfish, flip, cheese, goldfish, |
| pancakes, not pancakes, flip, cheese, goldfish, |
| poetry not poetry, flip, cheese, pancakes, Kobe, Kobe, |
| not pancakes, flip, cheese, grapes, |
| goldfish, bar, yo-yo |
| is that enough For Hebrew school"
|
| You always must follow Rule,"number one is go find a shotgun Aim |
| for a head shot Aim |
| for a head shot Now |
| would you ever let a zombie survive? NO! |
| Why would you do that? Seriously, |
| why would you do that? What |
| if you could study it and learn all |
| kinds of things about it? NO! |
| Just kill it! Haven’t |
| you seen the movies? We’ve |
| got zombie banks with their toxic assets The |
| bankers won’t let them die But |
| any horror movie aficionado can tell you that |
| all the zombies must die So |
| kill the zombie banks! Shoot |
| them in their heads Then |
| throw their corpses into the fire Too |
| big to fail I say too big to |
| live Let’s |
| start all over again"
|
| Harry Alvarez needed his oxygen tank,"And then the power went out |
| He was just 56 years old when he died |
| His daughter is missing him right now |
| 4,645 americans |
| Died in Puerto Rico |
| 4,645 americans |
| Died in Puerto Rico |
| Miliana Montanez looked down at her mother |
| Crradled her in her arms |
| No cell reception, and no traffic lights |
| The ambulance was too late by far |
| Trump went golfing |
| And threw paper towels |
| He couldn’t give a damn |
| The rest of us sent money |
| And promptly forgot |
| Did any of us do all we can |
| Meanwhile the island |
| Is still on the brink |
| Hurricane season is upon us |
| We have the worst possible president |
| For a time like this |
| And so it’s gonna be on us"
|
| I was 15 once I was so sure,"I thought the world owed me something I |
| deserved more I was 15 once With |
| my heart on fire Filled |
| with big ideas and dreams And |
| a nameless desire The |
| world seemed bent on breaking me down piece |
| by piece I felt trapped inside a life |
| I didn’t want and I would never be |
| released I was 15 once And |
| am I glad The |
| internet was different back then Aol |
| was all I had I was 15 once |
| If Twitter |
| was a thing I’d |
| have been a fool With |
| angry screaming I’d |
| have been a lot like you angrily typing |
| to a stranger in the void I’d |
| have stayed up late unable to sleep because |
| I’m so annoyed This |
| is all to say I feel bad about |
| what you’re going through But |
| let me add if I may I’m |
| glad I’m |
| not you With |
| your anger With |
| your frustration With |
| your hostility With |
| your shortsightedness"
|
| I’m taking a new drug,"(And I can’t stop sleeping) |
| I get up and go for a run |
| Then I can’t stop sleeping |
| Except for the middle of the |
| night |
| (And I can’t stop sleeping) |
| On a roller coaster ride |
| (And I can’t stop sleeping) |
| I don’t mind taking a nap |
| But every day is a little bit much |
| At least afterwards I don’t feel like crap |
| Maybe at night I’m not getting enough |
| Or maybe it’s the new drug, why I |
| Or my code has a bug that’s why I |
| I close my eyes for a second and I |
| From the world untethered"
|
| His wife just left him,"She was 9 months pregnant |
| Then she had the baby |
| And he didn’t even come |
| Bye bye Mooch |
| We hardly knew ya |
| Bye bye Mooch |
| The orange clown’ll screw ya |
| In just 10 days |
| You’ve earned permanent vacation |
| You’ve killed you credibility |
| And murdered your reputation |
| The president said come aboard |
| Against the wishes of his advisors |
| You thought, oh for me it’ll be different |
| But now you’ll get what you deserve |
| Bye bye Mooch |
| Don’t let the door hit ya |
| Bye bye Mooch |
| That orange clown’ll git ya"
|
| did you know that i have a podcast,"it's called always making |
| i do with my friend chris |
| who's been making a drawing a day |
| for over 1000 days oh yeah"
|
| I’m hanging on,"By a thread |
| I’ve taken two naps |
| In my bed |
| I dove in |
| To the pile of stuff |
| I got going |
| When the going got tough |
| Keep it up |
| Don’t let me down |
| Don’t please |
| The chaotic clown |
| Hold steady |
| And keep your eye |
| On the ball |
| That’s rolling by |
| Lotsa people |
| Will try and tear |
| You down a notch |
| Just stand right there |
| Gotta be strong |
| For everyone |
| Who depends on you |
| When the day is done"
|
| We’re all just children pretending to be adults,"We’re all just monkey’s expecting results |
| Don’t let anybody see that you don’t know what you’re doing |
| Don’t let anybody know how vulnerable you feel |
| It’s real |
| It’s real |
| The storm and the sun and you’re the only one |
| Who can feel |
| What you feel |
| The arctic mountains in your heart |
| Are real |
| There’s pain in my chest and he won’t go away |
| He’s my best friend, he sits silently |
| Until I hear him whisper |
| But I don’t wanna listen |
| But the more I don’t acknowledge him |
| The more my heart pounds like a piston |
| It’s real |
| It’s real |
| The storm and the sun and you’re the only one |
| Who can feel |
| What you feel |
| The arctic mountains in your heart |
| Are real |
| I am an animal, I scream and shout |
| Crack me open and pour me out |
| I can fill the universe |
| With the freezing cold of winter |
| I’m good at keeping it complicated |
| You can’t make it simpler"
|
| I’m a very stable genius,"Who’s like really smart |
| I’ve got a big stable button |
| So don’t even start |
| Watching tv in my bathrobe |
| I’m a big stable winner |
| I tell the same stable story |
| Every five minutes |
| I’m a very stable genius |
| Here’s a very stable tweet |
| You won’t find anybody |
| More stable than me |
| I’m a very stable genius |
| Here’s a stable interview |
| #maga |
| ooo oo oo |
| I’m a very stable genius |
| With a stable handshake |
| I have stable sleeping habits |
| At 2am when I’m awake |
| I’m working so hard |
| On my stable golf swing |
| For the american people |
| Now everybody sing"
|
| in the earliest of times,"there was nothing but void |
| for humanities crimes |
| i am forever employed |
| cleaning up messes |
| vacuuming dirt |
| ready with the net |
| so no one gets hurt |
| again |
| don't soldier on blindly |
| iffen you find me |
| acting unkindly |
| my tongue is made out of fire |
| as i strum on my lyre |
| and attempt to inspire |
| on the ocean floor |
| i collect sea shells |
| in the highest mountains |
| i ring liberty bells |
| down in the valley |
| in the shady glen |
| they hide in doors |
| in the morning when |
| i come |
| a gilded knife |
| and a child at play |
| it was another life |
| i threw that all away |
| picking up pieces |
| falling through the cracks |
| you don't find love till you turn your back |
| on it"
|
| Did you know,"Did you always know |
| Where and when |
| You were gonna die |
| I had heard |
| Hints and rumors |
| From so called friends |
| My whole life |
| And when it comes down to it |
| You’ve got a wound go through it |
| I know you can do it |
| I just know it |
| I came down |
| On a weeping cloud |
| To oversee the |
| End of it all |
| And I knew |
| I always knew |
| These folks were |
| Headed for a fall"
|
| But you're the one who can turn it off now,"Um |
| Um |
| What's going on |
| We got a |
| Yoshi but we pretend that it's a |
| Toadette |
| We got a |
| Yoshi |
| We don't got a |
| Toadette yet |
| Mario |
| Leo he jumps |
| Luigi he jumps higher |
| Jupiter is covering the screen |
| He is funny and tired |
| Yoshi is |
| Toadette |
| Yoshi is |
| Toadette |
| Toad treasure hunter |
| Hunting for stars |
| Hunting all the day long |
| Toad is hunting he's hunting |
| Where's |
| Toadette |
| Cause this is her song |
| Toadette is |
| Yoshi in this house |
| Toadette is |
| Yoshi |
| You wanna sing some |
| I don't know |
| I'm done singing |
| You're done singing |
| Toadette is |
| Yoshi |
| Yoshi is |
| Toadette |
| Peekaboo |
| Toadette is |
| Yoshi |
| Yoshi is |
| Toadette |
| Toadette is |
| Peekaboo |
| She is |
| Toadette |
| Yoshi |
| Peekaboo |
| Yoshi is |
| Toadette |
| Peekaboo |
| Yoshi is |
| Toadette |
| Yodet is |
| Toshi |
| Toshi is |
| Yodet |
| Yodet is |
| Toshi |
| Toshi is |
| Yoda |
| Toto |
| Yo |
| Yoshi is |
| Toadette |
| What does |
| Toadette is |
| Yoshi |
| Yo yo |
| Yo |
| Yo |
| Yo |
| Yo |
| What does this button do |
| What does this button do |
| Take a picture"
|
| Who's the first,"Who's the first |
| Who's the |
| God of the nifty church |
| Who said now let there be digital scarcity |
| Was it punks because they're now by far the most valuable |
| Some cost more than a large house |
| Celebrities buy them to flex their wealth who's the first |
| Who's the first |
| Who's the |
| God of the nifty church |
| Who set down let there be digital scarcity |
| Was it this little green fraud |
| All the versions made by lots of folks on colored token blocks |
| Sold traded also bought |
| Who's the first |
| Who's the first |
| Who's the |
| God of the nifty church |
| Who said now let there be digital scarcity |
| Was it these hexagons floating in space |
| The great beyond |
| Right when |
| Ethereum was turned on |
| Was this the nifty dog of the nifty church |
| Plus it now let there be digital scarcity |
| Was it |
| Ascii |
| Bernanke |
| Color coins cryptographics |
| Kevin |
| McCoy |
| Anil |
| Dash when they launched |
| Monograph maybe you have got to go all the way back to |
| Nakamoto or |
| This post from 93 which in great detail describes |
| NFTs |
| Who's the first |
| Who's the first |
| Who's the |
| God of the nifty church |
| Who said now let there be digital scarcity |
| Who's the first |
| Who's the first |
| Who's the |
| God of the nifty church |
| Who said now let there be digital scarcity |
| Who was it"
|
| Are the very best no point comparing them,"when it come casting reality shows |
| there's only one place where everybody knows to go |
| if you're searching high and low |
| for people to be on your show |
| i'd like you to say hello |
| to the casting duo |
| they cast Top chef |
| and ultimate cake off |
| losing it with jillian the body fat |
| shake off |
| amazing race 5 |
| who wants to be a super hero |
| project runway 4.0 |
| that was emmy nominated you know |
| so give it up and say hello |
| danielle lives in redondo beach |
| where the ocean's within reach |
| randy lives in woodland hills |
| i once dated a girl from over there, you know |
| but that's just a tale of woe |
| which isn't really apropos |
| so just forget it and say hello |
| to the casting duo"
|
| "I was an ape just 100,000 years ago","Doing things that apes always do |
| I was plucked from the plains of obscurity |
| My insecurity grew and grew |
| dragon with four heads |
| (One, two, three, four) |
| You cut off three and then |
| Ohhhhh ohhhh |
| Livin’ just for the mo’ ment |
| Ohhhhh ohhhh |
| Livin’ just for the mo’ ment |
| When I was air-dropped down into my cubby hole |
| They didn’t tell me just what I was ‘sposed to do |
| And so I languished on the end of telephones |
| Until they came in with the cleaning crew |
| They picked me up from my knees |
| And sold me piece by piece |
| Ohhhhh ohhhh |
| (Livin’ like a monkey) |
| Livin’ just for the mo’ ment |
| Ohhhhh ohhhh |
| (Livin’ like a monkey) |
| Livin’ just for the mo’ ment |
| (Livin’ like a monkey) |
| Ohhhhh ohhhh |
| (Livin’ like a monkey, Llvin’ like an ape) |
| Livin’ just for the mo’ment |
| (Livin’ like a monkey, livin’ like an ape) |
| Now I exist only in the CPU of this |
| Computer-active center of the universe |
| I live forever and don’t ever ever feel time |
| Though I’m hungry and |
| My stomach seems to always hurt |
| Dragon still lives on |
| (One, two, three, four) |
| But the will to fight is gone |
| Ohhhh oh |
| (Livin’ just like a monkey) |
| Livin’ just for the mo’ment |
| Ohhhh oh |
| (Livin’ like an ape) |
| Livin’ just for the mo’ment |
| Ohhhh oh |
| (Livin’ just like a monkey) |
| Livin’ just for the mo’ment |
| Ohhhh oh |
| (Livin’ like an ape) |
| Livin’ just for the mo’ment |
| Ohhhh oh |
| (Livin’ just like a monkey) |
| Livin’ just for the mo’ment |
| Ohhhh oh |
| (Livin’ like an ape) |
| Livin’ just for the mo’ment"
|
| I never did drugs,"Because I wanted to be different |
| No cocaine or pot |
| No acid tripping expanding my thought |
| I never drank |
| Til I was 25 years old |
| And I haven’t had a drink |
| In about 3 years all told |
| I’m high on life |
| Sometimes it’s like a distance |
| Between me and people that use |
| Drugs for whatever reason |
| Sacred spaces that I’m not privy to |
| This was moreso back in high school |
| And in college I felt it strong |
| In certain tight knit situations |
| There was no way for me to belong |
| High on life |
| Nowadays I hardly think about it |
| Most folks I know are done with it |
| My dad smokes weed legally for his back |
| And he seems to have some fun with it |
| Sometimes I get invited |
| To go out drinking at bars |
| I love to see my friends |
| But I also like to stare at the stars |
| And get high on life"
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