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[WP] Everyone has the ability to transform into their spirit machine once they are 14. Your spirit machine is a fully stocked and fully fueled F-22 Fighter jet.
[ "The parents are still sobbing when the pair enter the darkened room. A cheap laptop on the table, blankets on the bed thrown across the room, and of course, the gigantic gaping hole in the wall next to it. \n\nTayes carefully tiptoes around the scattered debris, sticks his head out into the night sky. 'Damn. I hea...
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[WP] Knowledge is genetically passed from parent to child but they don't remember the event that supplied that knowledge. (Ex. Fire is hot) You are an orphan and never knew your parents. The government is about to launch the first manned shuttle to mars. You know something malevolent waits for us.
[ "Jill turns in the alley, the light broken, stars blocked by city glow. It is a hall of shadow and vague outline. She looks and remembers a place of deeper darkness than anything Terran. Chalky basalt coating her fingers. The sharp, crystalline smell of cold biting into senses that her body does not have. Wide awak...
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New research and theories are flooding in after the discovery of the sleep signal, and it's not just humans transmitting. (sorry, mobile, had this idea for awhile and decided to post it)
[WP] Sleep is required. We know that. Recently we discovered that during sleep, we transmit data to a specific part of the galaxy like human wifi adapters. Researchers now believe they know where this data is being sent.
[ "\"WAKE UP, MORTY!\" shouted Rick. \"They're gonna kill us, Morty!\" \n\"We have to gtfo and hide in another dimension,Morty!\" shouted Rick again. \"W-what ,R-Rick it's 2 am. I have an exam tomorrow.\" said Morty drowsily.\n \"Your lame exam can wait another time, The Cerebral Breachers are hunting us down, Morty!...
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[WP] "A world where cities are built on giant beasts. No longer must people be subject to the whims of nature." (see picture inside)
[ "Our Titan swung its head north. The immense feet lifted with unyielding strength, tearing apart the vines that tried to entangle its feet. It had been generations since the Titan had moved. Not since my great grandfather scaled *Rak'yeri* with his squad and sent their mages to hell. The alarm bells all across t...
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[WP] It came from deep space.
[ "It came from deep space. Travelling countless years, speeding through the velvety black of intergalactic space. Billions and billions of miles, buzzing through asteroid belts and supernovae remnants and dust clouds and all manner of solar particles. Hurtling through the Great Big Empty, aimlessly, forever. \n\nAnd...
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[WP] So you are drunk on holiday cheer and repost one of those FB posts so that Mark Zukerburg will give you a Unicorn. Next day the Unicorn arrives...
[ "I woke up and found myself lying in a corner of a police lockup. A uniformed officer took me to an interrogating room where I waited impatiently for fifteen minutes. I had a really bad headache and I didn't even remember why I was there. Finally, a detective with a stern expression entered the room with a cup of c...
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[WP] You've been exploring this mysterious land for years, when finally you discover...
[ "We'd spent everyday for the past three years clearing these underground caves. It'd become a monotony of shovels, axes, sledgehammers, claustrophobia. The New Regime forced us to come here after the Last War. We were the lucky ones. Most people were kept in the main land and were under the ever-constant, watchful ...
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"My name was Sverynn, Lord of the Black Fingers and rightful heir the True King of the Sea, Karis Freeraider. I fought and defeated the Draegun of the West and tamed its brothers. I was there when the Gods darkened Skraliss. I stood between the last Great Kings of the Windlights. I ended the reign of the Feral King and...
[WP] Make me some lore based on...
[ "\"I'm sorry, but you're ten?\" asked the Freeraider usurper who had the weird-ass claimant to the throne in chains before him.\n\n\"You monster! You will lay down your arms and surrender to me, the mighty Wayfarer.\"\n\n\"That's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard.\"\n\n\"Hah! You blind old tosser! You've ...
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[WP] Every day, a new word is declared illegal to either say or write.
[ "It is the December of nineteen-dickety-two. The Kaiser continues to rob us of our yapyaps. If this continues I honestly don't know how we are going to win this kabumpow.\n\nOur hardyface-in-chief announced the newest plans over the radio last night. We all hope it works out, but captain told us nothing ever goes a...
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[WP] A child realizes that there is a monster in his/her closet, but the monster never moved or did anything. One day, the kid brings the monster some food, and they become best friends. Describe growing up with the monster.
[ "Joshua found it almost impossible to sneak with that heavy mushroom sandwich. Being a vegatarian he believed he should feed his new monster friend whom he called 'Chuck' vegetables more. He tip-toed into his bedroom and closed the door very slowly without waking his mother next room. Little Joshua opened his close...
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[WP] And for a brief moment, he seemed weak as any man.
[ "The two had circled each other since childhood. Ophelia had been his regular play-date during those times her mother had spent extended stays at their home. It wasn't until adulthood that he understood why she and her mother would end up on their living-room furniture with fresh bruises every few months. \nDuring ...
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[WP] Jesus is first born on Earth now, rather than 2000 years ago. To make a statement on greed and corruption, he can no longer do something as simple as flipping over a few gambling tables...
[ "The news was shocking, coordinated bombings at Las Vegas, Washington, Amsterdam, and various oil refineries and shopping centres. Global leadership initially pointed fingers at ISIS, but they were all but gone the following days. A new terror organization, more deeply seeded in society arose; but their leader at l...
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[WP] You were walking down the street when a man ran into you, gave you a brown bag and said "keep it safe" before running off again. Inside the bag was a wheel of cheese.
[ "A man in robes and a hat bearing the legend Wizzard crashes in to me throws a bag at me and says keep it safe before speeding off pursued by two other wizards some of Vimes’s men and one large angry blue blur. I open the bag, a wheel of cheese, Lancre Blue none the less, a highly prized commodity here I am sure Br...
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(Somebody has to ask you though for it to work.)
[WP] You have discovered a hidden power that you didn't know you had: When somebody asks you what the time or date is, it actually becomes whatever time or date you say it is.
[ "My friend slept in some hours after new years, he walked up to me in his checkered underwear and stained white shirt.\n“Wow what a party last night right?” he says with a slow croaked voice.\n“Haha, yeah you got completely wasted.”\n“well there’s no party if you're not wasted”\nHe started walking around trying to ...
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[WP] Human physical adaptation accelerates a thousandfold.
[ "2157: July 7th the day of the Awakening. The first advanced human emerged at 7:00am MDT with the ability to manipulate the elements. After that almost 700 appear each hour. Malik transcended, in all places, on a bus. It was about 7:30am, a normal day so far. He sat down in his favorite seat and turned on his displ...
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My first submit XD Thanks for reading it.
[WP]One day you wake up and find your whole life that before you slep was just a ling dream
[ "“Mom, I’m going to go lay down. My head is killing me.”\n\n“Alright, John. Listen, no more than half an hour. Set your alarm.”\n\n“Seriously? It’ll take me that long just to fall asleep.”\n\n“Just laying down with your eyes closed will help. Don’t forget your basket of laundry.”\n\n“Yes Doctor Mom.”\n\nDid you kno...
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[WP] Kal-El's escape pod arrives on Earth much earlier but in the same spot in Kansas. He is found in 1775 by members of the Comanche tribe.
[ "Diary of Louise MacLaine\n\nApril 12th 1805\n\n*Our expedition set off three days ago and I am excited to say the least. Our expedition is led by my professor father and Dr Wayne, also of the university. Accompanying us is Dr Wayne’s family, Alejandro Lutero and several soldiers of fortune. Our intention is to put...
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[WP] "I know that this is not goodbye"
[ "Sweat pooled under his eyelids accentuating the tired skin that he was all too familiar with. He was on fire; body tingling out every pore. This was not a manic episode, just another normal night. The same restlessness set in and now he was anxious again, pacing back and forth through the kitchen exchanging quick ...
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[WP] The Final Entry of a Soldier's Diary
[ "I slept strangely well. No blast, no scream, no faces. Slept so well I wonder if it was my final. Perhaps it would have been better if it was my final. For there will be more blast, more screams, and more faces today.\n\nI came here to protect my country, to liberate the oppressed, to right what is wrong. That is ...
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[WP] When someone dies in your dream, they die in real life too.
[ "Screech! The tires seem to yell as the van comes to a stop. \"Holy shit, Ellen!\" Leighton yells as Ellen almost hits a deer. Thank God she was able to hit her brakes before we almost massacred the deer. Otherwise, who knows what would have happened. \n\n\"Sorry,\" Ellen replies as she stares down the gravel road....
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[WP] Every fifty years, the accumulated wealth of the world is randomly re-distributed. Tonight is the eve of the global redistribution.
[ "It has been fifty years since the inaugural re-distribution. Tomorrow we will go through another one. We’ll see how this great experiment has played out over the last half a century.\n\nThis process has been carefully studied, so I don’t think there will be any surprises. There have been some unintended consequenc...
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[WP] Going on a homicidal spree after leaving asylum.
[ "Take a left and then another left. *Don't look into their eyes.* Cross the square, pass the street market and the bronze statue of the son of Satan. *They don't tell you who it is but I know, oh I know. Can hear their thoughts I can.*\n\n\n\"DON'T LOOK AT ME!\"\n\n\nStart running. The metallic reverberations of my...
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[WP] You've recently married your second spouse whom you met after the first died. A freak event sends you back in time, shortly before your first marriage. You discover something you never realized. You and your second spouse had briefly crossed paths before...
[ "Whitney!\n\nI blinked. It hurt. It hurt so bad. I collapsed and fell. I have no idea what happened other than it hurt. My world was pain and the pain embraced me, held me close and crushed me into her bosom. \n\nI was curled into a fetal ball, small and wracked with pain. There had been an explosion. I sa...
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[WP] You are Earth's greatest hero, but you have never actually saved anybody.
[ "I gasped for air, throwing the blankets off my sweat soaked body. The entire bed was musty and damp, like my bed was in the middle of a swamp rather than a penthouse in the middle of New York City. I sat on the edge of the plush bed, my feet dangling above the thick, ruby red carpet. Still panting, I ran my finge...
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[WP] The chosen one of the Gods, destined to slay all evil, pulled the magical sword from stone that only he can hold...and immediately slipped and hit his head. Because the hero is now in coma, you grab the body from behind and start operating him like a puppet.
[ "*What whas he thinking?*\n\nI never believe it. This idea of a chosen one who could save the world, get rids of all the dark creatures and restrore the world to how it used to be. There are few other better options, I guess, to deal with all these chaotic world outside. Accept it, then hide. Or fight, learn to fig...
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[WP] "You will feel what she feels, live when she lives, and die when she dies."
[ "All I ever did was daydream. For years I floated through life. Too lost in imagination, in a life that I was going to lead, what the future would bring. I lived a happy life, but was happier still when I was lost in those thoughts.\n\n\nI don't remember exactly the first time we met, just that within a month I cou...
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[WP] You have been reincarnated into a cat. Something went wrong and you can remember everything. How do you convince others, that you have been reincarnated?
[ "I stared down at the food. It stared right back at me. I glared at it. It taunted me from on top of the dining table. I leaped gracefully on the table, taking a bite out of the thick slab of juicy meat when...\n\n\"Get down Bandit!\" I heard a yell as I large spray of water hit my face. I yowled and jumped off the...
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[WP] You're a superhero who's been battling depression. Today, you decide to commit "suicide by villain."
[ "Its been years since it fell apart, since I learned that I can only be one person. I left Norman Holwitz, the somewhat boring auto mechanic, behind and focused on being The Captain. This morning I decided that today is the day I would Leave The Captain behind. I know how its going to go down. I am fast and strong,...
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[WP] You're a child who's spent their entire life in a small town living next to an unexploded nuclear warhead.
[ "That warhead gives me nightmares. Mom says I don't have to worry about it. Dad says that nothing will happen because it's broken. Why can't the mayor move it away from us? I know what happens with bombs. They think I don't know the bad it can cause. \n\nI don't trust some people around here. Mr. Jenkins at the gen...
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[WP] In the future animals on Earth are extinct. Zoos instead house maximum security prisoners transformed into animals. One of them has just broken free.
[ "I think a made a little twist but here it goes, also sorry if i made any spelling errors, english is not my first language. \n\n\nStruck in a dread pattern in countless hours of his watching shift, Howard stood strong. That job internally broke him. 2 years ago he’d find himself completely short on money, entering...
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[WP] This isn't an unreliable narrator. This is a very reliable narrator. Maybe TOO reliable.
[ "The bottle of Jack falls out of my hand, hitting the floor with a thunk loud enough to wake me up. Luckily, I'm sprawled on the couch with my hand draped off the side, only a few inches from the floor, so the glass doesn't break. I'm still too drunk to deal with broken glass. I already feel the hangover starting t...
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[WP] It isn't an invasion, or even a formal first contact. No, it's just some dude making a pit stop.
[ "\"Damn it Debra, how was I supposed to know we'd be low on gas 30 light years ago?\"\n\"Well Jim, you could have stopped earlier, but you had to be stubborn as usual and wait.\" \nJim let out a noise of disapproval in his wife's direction. He then directed his attention to his two children.\n\"Hang in tight, don't...
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[WP] You discover that the trunk of your car is a portal to hell
[ "The man looked at me and back at the bright green civic. \"I'll give it to you for two hundred?\"\n\nI raised my eyebrows. \"What's wrong with it then?\"\n\n\"Nothing much. It's hard to explain, it's not a good car to drive around in.\" He looked away from the car.\n\n\"What's in the trunk?\" I asked. I gestured a...
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[WP] An ancient prophecy foretells your defeat at the hands of the chosen one, the fated hero of the land. The strange thing is you're just an average guy, not an evil lord or anything like that.
[ "“So…… during the summer solstice?” He questioned hesitantly, resting his head between both his open hands.\n\n“Er….Yes.” Responded the crone, taken aback by his confusion.\n\n“While the moon shines brightest in the sky, and a grey raven caws to signal my impending doom?” He was a bit skeptical, but after all, ever...
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[WP] Just before a suicide attempt, a demon and an angel appear on your shoulder. One problem. The angel is trying to convince you to go through with it, and the demon is trying to convince you to live on.
[ "\"What's the harm in carrying on? Sure, they're closing in on you, but they're weeks, if not months away yet. Surely. Your men can hold them off. Imagine what we can do with the power we've gained together within a day, let alone a week or more. The problems we could solve, the changes we could make!\"\n\nThe ange...
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doesnt have to be ice cream
[WP] Your crush takes a bite of ice cream, turns, looks at you and asks if you want a taste.
[ "Her big ol' beautiful blues met my swampy greens and I, like the ice cream slowly falling out of its wafer receptacle, started to melt.\n\nI stared at her mouth, covered in ice cream, and promptly proceeded to dab at it with a napkin. She giggled, knowing how cute she was being, and her cheeks lit up in embarrassm...
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[WP] Twist a Greek myth so it's set in 2016.
[ "There's a lot that can be said about my roommate Alex. He's a junior. He's the star quarterback on the football team. His GPA's 3.9-something. He's an English major, of all things, and he's won two poetry contests. He's got the golden locks and toned body of a male model. And he just barged into our dorm with a ch...
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[WP] Romantic heartbreak literally breaks the heart, but a Talented few may be able to repair the damage. Sometimes all of it, and sometimes it is beyond even their power to heal .
[ "Medical science has taken a turn for the amazing, and then the miraculous, and *then* the downright *weird* over the course of the past few decades.\n\nThat pain you feel in your chest after a breakup? That's your organs being split apart. Not, like, *ripped* apart, because they're obviously still there and workin...
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[WP] In the far future where most forms of armed combat have become obsolete, you are a member of the last remaining ground squad in existence. One day, you are deployed on a mission where all other options have failed. Detail this deployment.
[ "\nSilence permeated everything for parsecs.\n\nUntil the organics moved and spoke.\n\n\"Is it really true?\" \n\n\"Incredible...\" \n\n\"Wow...\n\nMan is alone again with the organics. All electrical circuit based life is soundless...\n\n\n---\n\n\"Sir! All units are incapacitated.\"\n\n\"Incorrect! 6000B is opera...
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Having a watch is now illegal, smartphones have to stop displaying the time anywhere, etc.
[WP] All time telling devices are outlawed
[ "It's been... I dunno, a long time... since the Edict was made. Why did they do it? I don't know. Maybe someone thought that if they get rid of all ways of keeping time, that they'll never die. Not a whole lot changed at first. You had a general idea of the time by the sun and the moon. Hourly workers were screwed ...
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[WP] She wore a vicious, triumphant grin
[ "The basketball hit the rim and fell into the hoop, leaving it ringing.\n\n\"Take *that*,\" said Kirsten with a smile.\n\n\"*Pfft*,\" I responded, leaping forward to grab the ball before it bounced into the street. \"I totally let you make that one.\"\n\nKirsten rolled her eyes. \"*Sure* you did.\"\n\nI gave her ...
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[WP] A robot had a dream, and that dream was to be a real boy. He got his wish, however he wanted to be a robot again after quickly learning about the downsides of a organic body.
[ "\"Ah! Maker! I'm leaking! I can't stahh.. ehhh!\"\n\n\"Breathe in, boy, breathe! Remember to breathe!\" The Maker screamed as he rushed around his naked creation, wiping up the urine falling across the table and onto the carpeted floor, mopping it up with papers and an old overcoat gifted to him by his late wife.\...
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[WP] Write a story in which the story teller and the protagonist hate each other's guts.
[ "Milo's hand reached deep into his pocket.\n\n\"Hey! Turn those out!\" The large man stood uncomfortably close as Milo turned his pockets inside out, to ensure that he did as he was told. The man stepped a few paces back after his curiosity was satisfied, but he still watched Milo with an expression of dumb surenes...
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[WP] A wolf is struck with a curse: every full moon it turns into a human for one night.
[ "*Pant* *Pant* *Pant* *Pant*\nGrrr\n*Pant* *Pant* *Pant* \nWoof woof woof!\nAi Ai Ai Ai Ai Ai Ai Ai!\nOw ow ow ow ow ow! \nIt never stops hurting. Fuck it's cold without fur. I hope I dug this burrow deep enough to keep war...\nHey! Hey! Hey! Back off! This is my territory. \nAh what's the use - they can't unders...
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[WP] What thoughts are going through your head on this, your four hundredth birthday?
[ "Four hundred years and counting. I am not the first, and certainly won't be the last. I was born in 1978. Back then, people thought it was amazing to live for 1 century, let alone 4. Yet here I am, physically younger and more fit than I was for my first centennial. I remember being 40 and asking myself how half of...
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[WP] You have the superpower of stereotypes and cliches. If aliens attack, the nearest Asian person you see will of course be a genius scientist and the glasses wearing friend is a master hacker, diffused bombs always stop at 0:01 etc...
[ "To put it simply: we were trapped.\n\nMe and Randy had been cornered by a group of zombies. We'd been caught completely unaware, and now we would pay for it.\n\nSuddenly, an idea popped into my head.\n\nActing as fast as I dared, I whipped out an item of clothing and stuffed it over Randy's head, before elbowing m...
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[WP] The main character and the narrator decide to exchange roles for a day.
[ "\"So what do I do now?\" \n\nHe asked with a funny voice. The hero always does what seems the best for the story. Am I doing this right? \n\n\"Hmm close enough. And my voice is not funny!\" \n\nHe said with serious voice as he stood there confused. \n\n\"That was quite good actually. I'm opening the door now....
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[WP] Global warming has taken its toll. Write the story of the last glacier.
[ "The crowd of tourists gathered on the starboard side of The Intrepid, one of several ships floating just off the coast of Iceland, chatting away and snapping selfies with their friends and family they had managed to bring along to this once-in-a-lifetime event.\n\nThe Intrepid, the only non-scientific ship in the ...
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[WP] love is a non renewable resource
[ "You know, people always used to say 'love is priceless.' Well, now, there's so little love to spread that love really is priceless. Not even the ultra-rich have enough love anymore.\n\n\nI remember when people used to give their children massive amounts of love. Those were happier days, although we were oblivious ...
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Like mosquitoes or pidgeons.
[WP] You live in a world qhere ninjas are a common household pest.
[ "\"Well mam,\" The exterminator said, sheathing his now bloody katana, \"it appears you have ninjas.\"\n\n\"Oh, damn!\" Mrs. Canis said with a sigh. \"I though those traps I bought last month had gotten rid of em'.\"\n\n\"Ya, I get that A lot. Most people don't even realize they have them till they find shurikens o...
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[WP] ...and with those final words, he/she leaned back, and fell off the cliff.
[ "\"... see you soon, Sean.\" She wobbled on the edge before giving up and letting gravity take over. She held an angelic pose the whole way down, as if she had wings from her outspread arms to her sides that did nothing.\n\nI laughed and adjusted the gun I held to my head. \"Alright. I can do this. Kof, tre, do, un...
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[WP] Every time he says he loves me, I die.
[ "Its funny how much life can change in an instant. One minute the man you are married to is talking to you on the phone while driving to work, the next he is crushed inside his car, permanently damaged. People keep telling me its a miracle he survived. These people are wrong. Once my love was able to run, play, dri...
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Never tried this before, came up with this after reading a lot of prompts which kept going too in depth with describing their surroundings and such. The story can be about anything, have fun! :)
[WP] Your character is trying to tell a story but keeps getting lost in the details.
[ "\"Nick! You'll never believe what just happened!\" I exclaimed as I ran into class. He looked at me like I was crazy. \"Chill out, man. What happened?\" We both took our seats. I threw my books on the desk beside me.\n\n\"Ok, ok. So last night I was driving around, right?\" My eyes wandered to the distance. \"The ...
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Alternate prompt includes them bringing multiple things to class in succession.
[WP] There's a kid in your class that doesn't get along with anyone. One day they bring a strange bundle to show and tell.
[ "Rudy Aberforth was always a troubled child. Abusive mom, absent dad, always had a string with a key tied around his pale, skinny throat. The other kids avoid him, telling me that he smells bad and he always tries to play-pretend stuff that disgusts them. \n\n\"Ms. King? Rudy's talkin' about dissectin' people again...
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I mean, it was like, that one time and the guy just won't let it go.
[WP] You are The Raven, and you are getting more and more annoyed by Edgar Allan Poe constantly rapping on your chamber door.
[ "One upon a midnight dreary, I flew too far and grew weary,\nSo I searched for a peaceful place to rest above some window or house door. \nI alighted, nearly crapping, seeking my balance with wings slapping, finally sheltered, nearly napping, napping on this flower box floor,\nFelt peace I had never known before.\n...
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[WP] A woman meets a guy that she really likes. The guy finally brings her home to meet his parents. The woman has a secret past life as a prostitute and recognizes the guy's father as one of her former clients.
[ "It’s been a year and a half now and I’m finally able to meet my boyfriend’s parents. I’m excited beyond my imagination because I’ve been begging him to introduce them to me for so long!\n\nHe just rang the bell. I think I hear them shuffling on the other side of the door.\n\n“You’re here! I’m so glad you have arri...
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[WP] The mutant forest must not advance. If the treeline expands into our village we will be doomed like all the others. We chop as one, and hold the line.
[ "Kellian awoke with a start, his breath misting in the early light of the morning. A few beams of the rising sun captured motes of dust floating through the air, as though trapped in a thick, shining syrup. \n\n“Mmm…is it time to wake already?” Kellian’s wife Sil groaned her inquiry from her place next to him on th...
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[WP] In present day New York City, a giant sinkhole appears revealing a deep underground vault system containing a civilization of technologically advanced humans who were hiding from (and vastly overestimated) the Ice Age.
[ "No one could have guessed what the seismic activity could have possibly meant at the time. The concept of doomsday striking in New York as cliched as it seemed was happening and the news ran wild with the end of the world storys. Scientists and tourists alike came to see what the media hailed as \"the end of recor...
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[WP] A pill that gives people an incredible burst of empathy has been developed. It is extremely potent however. It's chiefly used on criminals who have wronged other people to make them feel bad for what they've done.
[ "The pill was a breakthrough not only for the medical community, but also for therapists and interrogators. The pill, now known as EMP, was given to sociopaths and psychopaths to help them integrate into society. It was given to criminals testifying at cases to force a more honest truth from them. And lately, it h...
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[WP] You wake up at 2 p.m with no memory of the prior night. On the nightstand your cell phone is buzzing of the table. There are 2000+ messages all ranging from "Congratulations dude, I can't believe you did. you're a hero." to "OMG what the hell is wrong with you you're a complete monster..."
[ "bit late but,\n\nUghh. What a night. I literally cannot remember a thing. Oh well, live while you’re young, better get to rehabilitating myself for work tomorrow. I sat up in my bed, and looked around, my room looked pretty similar to how I left it, my clothes were on the floor and I slept in my boxers.\n\nI glanc...
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[WP] write the most confusing story possible that still contains a coherent plot
[ "Every time she tried to pull the slug off of her prized cabbage, one of her fingers would wilt and crumble like a rotten leaf.\n\nBy the time she decided to try something else, she had one pinky, two ring fingers, one middle finger, no index fingers and one thumb in total. Using her more complete hand, she picked ...
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[WP] You are a super hero, but the powers are only available by getting blackout drunk.
[ "A sudden jolt, probably a speed bump, throws you to the roof of the trunk, cutting your indefinite unconsciousness tragically short. Your head throbs as screeching waves of white-hot pain run through every crevice of your brain; the jarring awakening certainly did not help. It is absolutely excruciating, and the c...
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[WP] The relationship is dying -- rather, only one of the couple is dying from a terminal illness. Make me feel it.
[ "\"I still don't understand why you're being allowed to do this. It is not right, not right at all. Doctor!\"\n\n\"Shhh. Let the man attend to his business.\"\n\nAngry Man: \"But it is not right for him to just, *barge*, right into this room and start touching my wife!\"\n\nDoctor: \"If you don't quiet down, securi...
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[WP] In a Fantasy world where math is used to cast spells and the harder the problem, the more powerful the spell. You are stuck in this land and thankfully you're "educated".
[ "The world in which I found myself was a strange one indeed. People everywhere relied on magic, or what I call 'math' - I guess there is a practical use for algebra after all, because here it's a massive weapon of war.\n\nI watched the people, starving people, try to solve basic arithmetic to multiply the food on t...
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However you wanna write it ;)
[WP] Every century you get a new love interest and eventually fake your death because you're immortal. You just found out that all of your past lovers ended up immortal too.
[ "…was that… Pat?\n\nMallory stood up a little taller on her stool in an attempt to see over the bar. Her mother always said she’d grow when she got older, but after 500 years she was still 4’9 and had a hard time with \"most normal-human things”, as she liked to say.\n\nShe caught a glimpse of familiar looking red ...
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[WP] When someone dies, they are visited by an avatar of Death, a personification of the means of death. You are about to die in a very stupid way.
[ "\"Voop, voop voop.\" \n_That's weird,_ I thought, _I swear that kid is always at it._ \nI pulled on my tracksuit bottoms and switched bras. I quickly sprayed a little deodorant and put my top on. \n\"Voop, voop _voop_\" \n_That kid next door_ really _likes his weird music. What is that, a distorted saxophone?_...
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[WP] You're a caregiver for an elderly person who, while increasingly forgetting past events, begins clearly "remembering" future events which happen exactly as he says
[ "I bet when you were sixteen, you were tearing shit up, right? Just got your car, maybe had a boyfriend, you were going out every weekend to mudders with your pals, drinking when you shouldn't, fucking when you shouldn't, your whole life a haze of weed and independence. I bet you knew the decisions you made were aw...
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Write about me doing stupid things to try to get the spotlight on myself, only to make the main character shine brighter
[WP] I am a side character, but I really really want to be a main character.
[ "\"You really thought that this would work?\" He asked me amusingly.\n\"It worked in your case.\" I said ruefully.\n\n\"The fight wasn't based on my skin colour. I didn't win because I am black. I won because I believed that I could bring about a change.\" He said while stepping out of the car. \n\n\"I know what it...
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[WP] The missing children have been found. All of them.
[ "All 32 graves were there. Despite the rate of decomposition and the amount of time the bodies has been buried, medical experts were still able to positively identify all of the departed. The infamous class of 2108' had finally been found. In an age where most of the world was covered with spiraling towers, the tho...
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[WP] You're in prison for your own murder.
[ "\"Sliced the femoral artery, before caving your skull in with an encyclopedia...what's that, some kind of ironic statement?\"\n\nThe fluorescent lights flickered dully over Sargent Mulby's bear like frame. He spoke at a volume barely louder than a whisper, but his tone was steadier than a surgeon's hands. There wa...
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[WP] "Don't be afraid. I'm one of the good guys." "Good to know. I'm not."
[ "The guard(Hank) blinked as he wondered what the heck just happened.\n\nHe had gone to the lockers to take a quick shower, but when he got out, he found his clothes stolen. The only thing to wear was a prisoner's outfit and he did not have time to wait for help. Deciding he'd just find a guard that recognized him, ...
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[WP] you are falling from the sky.
[ "At this moment, I am falling from the sky. Wind is pushing against my body as though it were trying to prevent me from rushing to the earth with extreme force. I do not have a parachute. There is no one around me. But I was given an oxygen tank before coming into this situation. Does that mean someone wanted me to...
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It could be a diary, it could be lab notes, it could be from the Specimen's perspective. Really indulge your inner god complex. SPLICE and Doctor Johan Price from Hemlock Grove were my inspiration for this Prompt.
[WP] You are creating a new sentient species (Think Splice but on purpose) get as involved as you want, your reasons for doing this are your own, describe what they look like, their behavior, their Biology.
[ "Last one. I'm the last one. But not for long.\n\nI have a chance, here. They called my people a lot of things - human, then abhuman, then posthuman, then neotype, and then we defied characterization. Best to say we spread out as far as information travels, which is pretty fucking far. Currently I'm spread along a ...
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[WP] There's a new superhero in town: Nuke Man. His strategy to defeat enemies is pretty unconventional.
[ "\"Have no fear, for Nuke Man is here\" he exclaimed from atop the sixth fourth bank tower.\n\n\"Oh for fucks sake\" i said \"evacuate the city\"\n\nThe radio buzzed and sirens began to blare. Nuke man did save this city and possibly the world years ago but now this is just kinda...ridiculous. 1984 a meteor was gon...
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[WP] Kim Jong Un, with little-to-no knowledge about the contemporary United States, picks a very ineffective target for his first nuclear weapon.
[ "\"Launch it there.\" The North Korean dictator said, pointing to a spot on a map of the United states. The computer translated the name. \"Wyoming,\" he read with a grin. \"This state will be the first to feel our wrath. \n\nThe solider working the controls nodded and set the coordinates. \n\nOoOoO\n\nThe first nu...
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[WP] Earth's ocean depths spit up a sentient, and terrifying, creature
[ "The old man shoved past me, leaped over McGregor, and sprinted for the door sandals flying off his feet. \"Stop him!\" I yelled, trying in vain to stop on the slick tile. Unfortunately my orderly uniform replaced my sneakers with slippers, so I slipped and fell on my face. Dias, the secretary, jumped for the b...
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[WP] You are the world's greatest detective, able to solve any case with a single guess. You are... One Hunch Man.
[ "Have you ever had a gut feeling? You're talking to somebody you know and something just feels off. You can't place it, that peculiar unease that you feel. And then a week later you find out he fucked your girlfriend.\n\nSometimes victims of shootings report knowing something was wrong before it started. They say t...
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[WP] It's been 48 hours, and the sun still hasn't risen.
[ "I used to like the darkness. I guess I liked how quiet it got, and how the cold of the night was almost comforting. I never liked the day time much. It's always too hot in Arizona. That is, until now... I never thought I'd wake up and wish the sun would come out. it's been 48 hours and the sun hasn't risen. I am s...
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1. "She is actually trying to kill me using chopsticks, Wtf?" 2. "At least he knew that Ethan was not going to get his sword. Not today." 3. "Well you know, running is pretty difficult when there is constantly that thing trying to slap me!"
[WP] Try writing a story using the following 3 sentences. The story has to make sense though!
[ "\nIn an attempt to be sly, the drunken female sharpened chopsticks under the table accidentally stabbing herself, she crys out, \"Blood! Blood!\" and dives across the table, chopsticks out.\n\n\"She is actually trying to kill me using chopsticks, Wtf?\" states the streamer, his boredom ruining his acting.\n\n\"Ins...
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[WP]: A recently deceased woman enters the afterlife only to find her seated at a desk with a clerk asking how her "Experience with life was, not satisfactory, somewhat satisfactory or very satisfactory?"
[ "*Where am I?*\nI looked around the room and saw little green plants living upon small cabinets. The room was carpeted with a lovely ruby red and golden lines. The walls were painted white and made the room feel bright. \n\n\"Ma'am, are you going to answer my question or not?\" A voice questioned in front of her. \...
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[WP] Your attempt(s) to commit suicide are foiled by one of your quirks/personality trait(s).
[ "This is it, today will finally be the day. The day I have been both dreading and longing for has finally arrived, and it has to be perfect. Staring into the mirror, I gently flatten out a few creases in my black suit, and straighten my tie. Taking a deep breathe, I make my way towards my bedroom. Upon entering the...
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[WP] You've just signed up for a service that will wipe the last year in its entirety from your memory. Write a letter to yourself, which will be delivered to you after the operation, explaining why.
[ "Hi. This is you, from the past. Shh, just trust me.\n\nIt's been a rough one, that's for sure. And since you have no memory of the past year, I'll clear that up for you: we (mostly I, actually) decided that the last year or so has pretty much sucked all around. So, I decided to make it have never happened. With sc...
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[WP] You are Anagram Man, capable of turning yourself, your enemies or virtually anything into what ever you want so long as it is an anagram of the object's name. You encounter your arch enemy: Dr. ________ who is planning on using his ultimate weapon unless you can stop him.
[ "When I finally came to, I couldn't see a thing. I weakly stretched out my hand and felt a cool metal wall. Then a ceiling not even a foot above my head. I was boxed into a small room. This must have been the work of Dr. Blank! I reached in my pockets to see if I had anything to help me. I felt a crumpled up ...
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[WP] Much like retconning, whenever someone alters history via time travel everyone remembers the way things were before.
[ "Two guys in a pickup get in a gas station near the Texas-Kansas border, in Texas. One gets the gas pump, other goes for the convinience store and gets a redbull can on a fridge; he then goes to the cash register:\n\n\n-Excuse me, lady, how much is this red bull?\n\n\n-...Ah, sí, redbull. 15 pesos.\n\n-Pesos? This ...
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[WP] Clairvoyants can see the future. Tell me about someone who uses another sense to foretell what is to come.
[ "-Smells like...crap.\n\n-You need to be more clear, nosey.\n\n-I'm trying really, but this is not easy lieutenant.\n\n-Goddamn it, they sent me the worst of the--\n\n-Blood, I smell blood!\n\n-OH MY GOD!--Screams a crying mother in her sofa. Lieutenant Nicholas slapped her across the face.\n\n-CALM DOWN, WILL YA? ...
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[WP] "You know, I met you once, a long time ago. But you never did come back."
[ "It was just like any other day, or at least I thought it was. I was sitting in my favorite coffee shop, Cafe CoCo. This particular coffee shop was my favorite because it was is in an older building, and the people that were allways their were so interesting. I had become a regular here drinking coffee here almost ...
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[WP] The laws of thermodynamics are only "guidelines"
[ "\"Lisa, in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!\" - Homer\n\n \n\nDr. Yao turned my device around in his hand as he examined it. \"Hmm. I mean, it is well crafted, I'll give you that.\"\n\n\"Well crafted,\" the panel agreed in low murmurs.\n\n\"And it definitely solves a problem. This is the sor...
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For instance, if you want to drive a car, you must have absolute mastery over all inner workings of the car and how it runs.
[WP] You live in a world where people can only use objects when they have complete mastery over all workings of the object.
[ "The pencil thudded dangerously near his head. \n\nJem looked up at the wobbling piece of wood impaled in the dining room wall. It was an HB2, anything thicker and his ear would have had an extra hole in it. \"What's your deal, Dave? No head shots, you can poke an eye out with that thing.\"\n\nDave was still red fr...
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[WP] In a nation ruled by corporations, where inequality is rampant and bureaucracy is the only truth, you are a young socialist applying at the Office of Revolution for a Permit to Overthrow the Government.
[ "Conall Peterson is my name.\n\nBecause this morning, I joined the long queues of civilians suffocating under the landslide of paper our Government enjoys keeping us under. I was patient. More so than some. I saw a grand total of eleven being carted off for ‘disturbing the peace’. I think one of them blew up at a c...
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[WP] Zuckerberg hires a crazy psychologist for an experiment: To kidnap a child from the hospital, and raise it solely in virtual reality until its 21st birthday.
[ "He woke up groggy, moving his eyes back and forth below his eyelids in an attempt to assuage their dryness. His head pounded; maybe tequila had been a bad idea. He reached his hand up to his face to wipe the sleep away.\n\nIt didn’t feel like his hand.\n\nHis eyes flew open and he saw his arms, string beans, half ...
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[WP] Depression is monster that follows you and the closer it gets, the worse you get. Finally, you've decided you've had enough and need to destroy it, but you have to be face to face with it.
[ "“This is it” \n\nI threw my med bottles on the ground in frustration. My robust force broke the caps sending tiny pills of various shapes into the air. Some bounced off the floor and scattered all over the entire room.\n\nI have been suffering from depression disorder for over 8 years now, was diagnosed 2 years ag...
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[WP] Everyone has a literal moral compass. Thanks to yours, you've not done anything morally wrong in six years. Today, though, you walk in the opposite direction of the compass' needle.
[ "07/13/2043 --JOURNAL ENTRY--\n\nChoice was something I was never taught as a child. *True* choice, not the off brand varietal we're forced to use. Where we are given the opportunity to \"choose\" between the right thing or the right thing. Options that are created in order to save feelings, save face, save live...
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[WP] An ancient evil has fallen asleep.
[ "Centuries of vicious pest\n\nfinally lay down to rest\n\nthe longest day ends in a bed\n\nthe entire world is now dead\n\n\nShe sleeps and dreams and shakes and shutters\n\nHalf-awake she mumbles, mutters\n\n\"Leave me, leave me. Thousand souls\n\ntortured, burning in black holes\n\nI had no choice i had to take y...
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[WP] Your decision not to buy a chewing gum at the grocery store causes a series of events that lead to global economic collapse.
[ "• Person does not buy gum.\n• Person was last in that day.\n• Gum had to be discarded and re-stocked.\n• Titular gum was mistakenly stacked in the bread container being shipped off to landfill.\n• Container spilled with mostly harmless contents in a suburban town so bread was thrown into lake for feeding the ducks...
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[WP] People talk about what they'd do if they traveled back in time, but what happens when EVERYONE travels back to 2/28/2006? The world wakes up in their 2006 bodies, with their memories from 2016 intact.
[ "I awoke in a yellow room, in a bed that less old as the one I fell asleep in. I sat up in the bed and felt my long hair on my back. Wait, long?! \n\nI jumped out of bed and noticed that my body had gotten smaller. I ran to the bathroom which was now next to the bedroom. I looked in the mirror. \n\nMy face was soft...
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Monologue maybe?
[WP] You're sitting in a therapist's room after years and years of being the Grim Reaper. You've got a lot to get off your chest.
[ "When I had applied to the job I didn’t realize the work would be so emotionally draining. The ad read:\n\n*Grim Reaper Wanted*\n\n*Must be able to work weekends and major holidays. This is a long term commitment (employment indefinitely). 5 years experience with death required. Applicant must be self managing, sel...
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[WP] Whatever you stole from that tourist, they REALLY want it back.
[ "I could swear that he knew.\n\n\nThe railway platform at Dadar is consistently a dense mass of people. Scores arrive and depart, every hour, through the day, into the night, across the year. They push, kick, and spit. They moan, weep and fall. Again, again, again, endlessly.\n\n\nYou feel knuckles upon your solar ...
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[WP] You wake up in the middle of the night, look outside your bedroom window and see it is daytime. You check any other window/door it's still night time.
[ "With the cobwebs of sleep falling from me,\n\nI struggle to comprehend a strange sight.\n\n\nLiquid rays of gold danced across the room,\n\nWeaving delicate strands into night’s yawning maw.\n\n*A perplexing situation*, I thought.\n\n\nLooking ahead, a window suffused with sunlight. \n\nLooking around, a universe ...
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[WP] World War I never ended. 102 years of total warfare have turned Earth into a hellish death world.
[ "Gabriel stood upon the hull of the upturned ship, gazing at the glorious wreckage laid out before him. 80 years ago, the vast sand sea in which this ship found its grave was once an ocean of water, stretching as far as the eye could see. Gabriel had only heard of such wonders in passing; in his whole time on Ear...
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[WP] You wake up one day in an alternate universe, where everything is based off of porn logic. Possibly NSFW
[ "\nDay1:\nI wake up on a red leather sofa, pants unzipped, undies wet. \nI look around and find myself in a room, white as the cum on her face. \nWho is she? I have absolutely no idea. \nWhite, blonde hair, plastic breasts, bright red lipstick; the usual. \nI look down and find myself in a uniform reading: \"...
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