Datasets:
cfwhelan
/
reddit_comment_test

Dataset card Data Studio Files
xet
 Community
1
created_utc
int64
controversiality
int64
body
string
subreddit_id
string
id
string
score
int64
author
string
subreddit
string
link_id
string
1,325,376,000
0
oil .
t5_2qh1i
c3ctzsk
-4
irwinator
AskReddit
t3_nxszt
1,325,376,005
0
in 8th grade i decided to love green day and be a lesbian and got made fun of for that . maybe it did some good because i have a better taste in music now . it bothered me but i decided to experiment with the " tell a teacher " method that i had been taught since i was little . let me tell you , our school had a big na...
t5_2qh1i
c3ctzth
3
AddictivePotential
AskReddit
t3_nx1w9
1,325,376,006
0
[ also relevant ] ( http : / / ecx . images - amazon . com / images / i / 61ltn7kocnl . _ sl500 _ aa280 _ . jpg )
t5_2qh1i
c3ctztr
1
Solumin
AskReddit
t3_nxv50
1,325,376,012
0
there ' s two problems with this : 1 . you might get a large variety of answers . 2 . what they say might not be what is true .
t5_2qh1i
c3ctzut
1
AliasSigma
AskReddit
t3_ny21w
1,325,376,017
0
true stories
t5_2qh1i
c3ctzvn
1
hecticengine
AskReddit
t3_nx5cn
1,325,376,024
0
my 8 year old musically inclined daughter had a name for her fake band in the early 2000 ' s . . . . the sassy cats . still tease her about it now .
t5_2qh1i
c3ctzwc
2
homer1969
AskReddit
t3_nxbhe
1,325,376,024
0
considering there was poop , ya i would say so .
t5_2qh1i
c3ctzwg
135
rco8786
AskReddit
t3_nxngu
1,325,376,025
0
oh , there you are , perry .
t5_2qh1i
c3ctzwj
3
kagutsuchi
AskReddit
t3_nxxaa
1,325,376,032
0
hopefully there wasn ' t a fruit bowl .
t5_2qh1i
c3ctzxi
167
elliottblackwood
AskReddit
t3_nxngu
1,325,376,033
0
no .
t5_2qh1i
c3ctzxs
1
whatamuffin
AskReddit
t3_nxv50
1,325,376,035
0
oh god so true . i need to write my will already just in case some shit like this goes down .
t5_2qh1i
c3ctzy3
2
Papa_Andy
AskReddit
t3_nxpuf
1,325,376,036
0
well seeing as my girl is about 5 , 000 miles away . . . and all my friends are out of town with family , i ' m having a very forever alone new years eve .
t5_2qh1i
c3ctzy8
1
Soukai
AskReddit
t3_ny20d
1,325,376,038
0
by the way im 22
t5_2qh1i
c3ctzyo
1
thealleine
AskReddit
t3_nxyij
1,325,376,040
0
& gt ; i ' d live in northern california once but leave before it made me soft . as someone from the east coast who currently lives in northern california i laughed . i ' ve heard this before , and it ' s true . very true . i ' m due to move back to new england sometime in the next few years .
t5_2qh1i
c3ctzyw
1
toxicomano
AskReddit
t3_nxjfn
1,325,376,040
0
i wish i could have gone my whole life without knowing this . but now that i know i will make sure i inform as many of my friends as possible .
t5_2qh1i
c3ctzyx
-2
spottedzebra
AskReddit
t3_nxm9j
1,325,376,041
0
1 . move out of my parents house 2 . go to vacations in several other countries 3 . play in some major poker tournaments 4 . talk to a shrink 5 . buy a mighty fine music equipment and buy all my music
t5_2qh1i
c3ctzz1
2
WeShouldFuck
AskReddit
t3_nxsbm
1,325,376,041
0
[ relevant ] ( http : / / www . youtube . com / watch ? v = b5 - ds8skx7a )
t5_2qh1i
c3ctzz6
1
Lunchbox5000
AskReddit
t3_nxil0
1,325,376,043
0
when i have chest congestion , that thick , mucusy stuff that you cough up , i like to play with and chew on it in my mouth for a while before swallowing it .
t5_2qh1i
c3ctzzf
2
BottmCmmentConfessor
AskReddit
t3_nxi7j
1,325,376,047
0
amen . good to remember this in very good times as well as very bad ones .
t5_2qh1i
c3cu009
2
kealoha
AskReddit
t3_ny1yn
1,325,376,051
0
i think it ' s better that it was deleted lol so funny , the possibilities are endless
t5_2qh1i
c3cu00x
2
1337syntaX
AskReddit
t3_nxngu
1,325,376,052
0
one of the very few perks of the job i ' m afraid
t5_2qh1i
c3cu015
8
[deleted]
AskReddit
t3_nxngu
1,325,376,053
0
if you can ' t beat em , confuse em . . . = ]
t5_2qh1i
c3cu016
1
kayveryn
AskReddit
t3_nx5tz
1,325,376,053
0
korea is not a direct threat to israel .
t5_2qh1i
c3cu017
-5
[deleted]
AskReddit
t3_nxszt
1,325,376,053
0
not me but this guy at my old church in my youth group was caught by my youth pastor having sex with a random non church going girl behind the church one day . the youth pastor talked to him about it and the dude had the balls to keep coming back to church and all other meetings like bible study and act like nothing ev...
t5_2qh1i
c3cu018
0
[deleted]
AskReddit
t3_nxr9y
1,325,376,055
0
you stopped ?
t5_2qh1i
c3cu01j
6
epm011
AskReddit
t3_nxngu
1,325,376,057
0
franzia , the big box .
t5_2qh1i
c3cu01v
3
SL8Rfan
AskReddit
t3_nxjdk
1,325,376,059
0
i will simply start choosing what i want to care about , for instance , dirtbags ? screw that ! wikis ? awesome sauce ! etc , etc
t5_2qh1i
c3cu025
2
classy_stegasaurus
AskReddit
t3_ny01h
1,325,376,065
0
. . . where the fuck do you live to have 0 % taxes ? because i kind of want to live there .
t5_2qh1i
c3cu032
2
arethnaar
AskReddit
t3_nxsbm
1,325,376,065
0
my champagne flute
t5_2qh1i
c3cu039
1
tn_n
AskReddit
t3_ny20d
1,325,376,067
0
i have to admit a weakness for formalwear undone . a tux with the bow tie untied , for example . but in terms of actual people , not in movies ? jeans and a witty t - shirt seems to work really well for me .
t5_2qh1i
c3cu03f
2
Joywalking
AskReddit
t3_ny21w
1,325,376,067
0
boxed wine . it ' s the same level of class as anything you ' d eat at mcdonalds . don ' t waste nice wine on crap food .
t5_2qh1i
c3cu03i
2
flavorblast
AskReddit
t3_nxjdk
1,325,376,068
0
morgan freeman
t5_2qh1i
c3cu03x
1
sh133y
AskReddit
t3_nxj28
1,325,376,069
0
" and then those two groups by race " - berkeley .
t5_2qh1i
c3cu041
10
K4ylan
AskReddit
t3_nxzmr
1,325,376,071
0
it ' s almost like there are differences between men and women or something .
t5_2qh1i
c3cu048
104
aurisor
AskReddit
t3_nxv50
1,325,376,073
0
& gt ; why does that automatically make them attention - seeking [ loud , outgoing type ] because any man who lacks those qualities won ' t put on a dress .
t5_2qh1i
c3cu04l
-6
danzilla007
AskReddit
t3_nxv50
1,325,376,078
0
moving from north carolina to los angeles !
t5_2qh1i
c3cu05v
1
kdawgke
AskReddit
t3_nxtg7
1,325,376,079
0
on halo , those fucking bastards .
t5_2qh1i
c3cu060
1
kcman011
AskReddit
t3_ny21o
1,325,376,081
0
bad ass !
t5_2qh1i
c3cu066
1
hardtoremember
AskReddit
t3_nxued
1,325,376,082
0
this question isn ' t " can we afford to do so . " we couldn ' t afford the last 2 wars but that didn ' t stop us . no . the answer is , they have no natural resources . if the u . s . government was really concerned with spreading democracy we would have invaded and liberated saudi arabia from their oppressive dictato...
t5_2qh1i
c3cu06b
-1
YDP_red
AskReddit
t3_nxszt
1,325,376,084
0
mine was rather similar to yours . a very small sudden injury to my thumb . tore a small piece out of the middle of the thumb nail , leaving jagged shards of nail in the wound . extremely painful , but so small i thought i could just shrug it off . i tried shaking my hand - big mistake . then i tried running cold water...
t5_2qh1i
c3cu06l
3
ThereisnoTruth
AskReddit
t3_ny14m
1,325,376,085
0
question - is there any chance that you ' ll be okay ? like if you make it through this year can you make 5 years or 20 years ?
t5_2qh1i
c3cu06p
0
VikingRule
AskReddit
t3_nq26e
1,325,376,088
0
morgan freeman
t5_2qh1i
c3cu07d
1
iPokGai
AskReddit
t3_nxj28
1,325,376,094
0
next week ' s dinner
t5_2qh1i
c3cu088
4
[deleted]
AskReddit
t3_nxngu
1,325,376,097
0
no ! i like mine dehydrated and solid as a rock . it retains the taste but smells much better and has a really nice texture ! the only issue is that depending on the power of the microwave and skill of the cook it can take ages and come out awful . for example , i put mine in for 1 minute bursts and leave the door open...
t5_2qh1i
c3cu08u
0
[deleted]
AskReddit
t3_nxr8p
1,325,376,098
0
how have i not heard of banana milk ?
t5_2qh1i
c3cu096
3
TheSummer301
AskReddit
t3_nxgpo
1,325,376,100
0
reminds me of the first adult joke i ever heard and was confused by . i was peeking through my mom ' s door as she watched that guy , goddfried - something ? scratchy - voice - of - the - * aladdin * - parrot man . the joke was that he was fooling around with some girl and she told him to stick a finger in her . it gro...
t5_2qh1i
c3cu09f
2
CatFiggy
AskReddit
t3_nxm9j
1,325,376,101
0
get too drunk to remember what year it will be the next day
t5_2qh1i
c3cu09k
2
itakethecake
AskReddit
t3_ny1yc
1,325,376,102
0
it looks like these are arms already purchased by the pentagon as it is a government to government deal . this would mean that the pentagon already purchased the arms and is reselling them . the profits would go to the government .
t5_2qh1i
c3cu09u
10
travio
AskReddit
t3_ny1rw
1,325,376,105
0
that ' s just gay .
t5_2qh1i
c3cu0ac
6
another-work-acct
AskReddit
t3_nxm9j
1,325,376,108
0
reminded me of " one titty ' s bigger than the other so i call her biggie smalls "
t5_2qh1i
c3cu0as
2
BloodyPancakeSyrup
AskReddit
t3_nxm9j
1,325,376,109
0
youll die first come december of next year . itll be a good warning system
t5_2qh1i
c3cu0b2
2
Wizardinth3attic
AskReddit
t3_nxi7j
1,325,376,109
0
pretty common if they ' re comfortable with their own sexuality . for me though , i can ' t stand it . it just makes me feel like i have to go to the bathroom .
t5_2qh1i
c3cu0b3
1
[deleted]
AskReddit
t3_nxyqm
1,325,376,115
0
to be able to get a reaction from people without having to deal with the consequences of telling someone your secrets
t5_2qh1i
c3cu0bm
2
itsmoist
AskReddit
t3_ny22z
1,325,376,115
0
getting engaged and graduating with my master ' s degree in social work with a 4 . 0 .
t5_2qh1i
c3cu0br
1
marshmerrows
AskReddit
t3_nxmqf
1,325,376,117
0
fus ro da
t5_2qh1i
c3cu0c8
1
Thunderducky
AskReddit
t3_nxpuf
1,325,376,118
0
depends on the particulars of the tsa agent . . .
t5_2qh1i
c3cu0cc
2
tn_n
AskReddit
t3_ny247
1,325,376,123
0
i have a super fast metabolism and i ' ve been struggling with it lately , tell them you used to eat 5 times a day and lately you just haven ' t been eating enough due to life circumstances ( stress , no time , someone in the family is sick ) . it ' s the closest you can let the truth out without actually disclosing th...
t5_2qh1i
c3cu0d4
0
below66
AskReddit
t3_ny149
1,325,376,124
0
squeeze out whatever you have in mid - squeeze , stand up , turn the faucet on really loud , sit back down , commence shit .
t5_2qh1i
c3cu0d8
8
sagapo3851
AskReddit
t3_ny16o
1,325,376,126
0
it really sucks when that starts to happen
t5_2qh1i
c3cu0dk
1
Iwritewithdoody5
AskReddit
t3_nw9r2
1,325,376,128
0
what ? no .
t5_2qh1i
c3cu0dy
1
ducky-box
AskReddit
t3_nxv50
1,325,376,130
0
said it once before but it bears repeating . broke my boyfriend ' s penis . i ' ll preface this with saying he was my first sexual partner . it was my first time on top , and i was bouncing hard , like they show on porn . unfortunately , he wasn ' t that big . he slipped out , i heard a crack as i bounced back down har...
t5_2qh1i
c3cu0e3
1
cabinetofcaligari
AskReddit
t3_nxngu
1,325,376,134
0
* but war . . . war never changes . *
t5_2qh1i
c3cu0en
2
Shacod
AskReddit
t3_nxm9j
1,325,376,136
0
air . we ' ll all be breathing through tubes of liquid nitrogen , flailing around on flapjacks and shooting bubble gum out our noses !
t5_2qh1i
c3cu0f1
10
Mustachio_Bandito
AskReddit
t3_ny09t
1,325,376,137
0
" when i was 18 steve and i killed a hooker in mexico "
t5_2qh1i
c3cu0fc
0
Station1337
AskReddit
t3_nxpuf
1,325,376,141
0
depending on one ' s mood , one could : pretend to not know english , go stealth mode , act like a deranged lunatic , or laugh . if you have a portable reciprocating saw , you could also cut out the tiles around you , and fall , still on the toilet , to the floor below .
t5_2qh1i
c3cu0fz
7
ipear
AskReddit
t3_ny16o
1,325,376,143
0
i started with my right because that ' s the way we were being taught but it wasn ' t very comfortable . after a couple of days i switched to my left hand and haven ' t changed it since . i want to learn to be ambidextrous though , so i ' ve got a stack of worksheets i ' m going to try over the coming weeks .
t5_2qh1i
c3cu0gc
2
[deleted]
AskReddit
t3_ny1s5
1,325,376,144
0
drunk roommate coming in from where he had passed out on the front porch and yelling something very loud and incomprehensible at us .
t5_2qh1i
c3cu0ge
1
Brewdish
AskReddit
t3_nxngu
1,325,376,145
0
what if that ' s a lie ? !
t5_2qh1i
c3cu0gj
11
Floppy454
AskReddit
t3_ny16o
1,325,376,145
0
similar , she did it while i was getting a bj . it hurt to bad so i told her stop . she thought i was cumming when i grunted in pain . i look down she looks like freaking vampire blood dripping blood down her mouth .
t5_2qh1i
c3cu0gk
10
what1stuff
AskReddit
t3_nxngu
1,325,376,148
0
so why did you open the thread and make this post ? i can only assume you have a sense of superiority . good for you .
t5_2qh1i
c3cu0h1
2
toxicomano
AskReddit
t3_nxjfn
1,325,376,149
0
& amp ; # 3232 ; \ _ & amp ; # 3232 ; no . i ' d be so pissed if i caught my boyfriend stretching out my victoria secret panties with his hairy balls .
t5_2qh1i
c3cu0h6
312
Stands_w_Fist
AskReddit
t3_nxv50
1,325,376,152
0
she was happily rewarded afterwards as well !
t5_2qh1i
c3cu0hn
2
Mangonesailor
AskReddit
t3_nxil0
1,325,376,154
0
well . . . . that ' s enough of reading this thread for a little while . . . .
t5_2qh1i
c3cu0i0
3
weatherwar
AskReddit
t3_nxngu
1,325,376,154
0
i don ' t get it - are you looking for someone else ' s opinion to agree with ? i think it ' s good that you want to read more and get more involved in politics , but it sounds like you ' re looking for a pre - existing box to fall into . i would recommend reading up on philosophy instead of politics . politicians have...
t5_2qh1i
c3cu0i3
2
badcommandorfilename
AskReddit
t3_ny1mf
1,325,376,155
0
i ' ve seen a picture of that . my eyes still bleed .
t5_2qh1i
c3cu0i5
1
idowatyousay
AskReddit
t3_nxv50
1,325,376,157
0
why ? $ 100m isn ' t unlimited money .
t5_2qh1i
c3cu0im
0
DivineTesticles
AskReddit
t3_nxsbm
1,325,376,159
0
to not have a new years resolution .
t5_2qh1i
c3cu0iu
1
tn_n
AskReddit
t3_ny25w
1,325,376,161
0
til pornos had a storyline .
t5_2qh1i
c3cu0j9
6
crazybusdriver
AskReddit
t3_nxil0
1,325,376,161
0
damn , now i can really tell i am straight . shit , this should be the meter of straightdom !
t5_2qh1i
c3cu0ja
1
Foobar7777
AskReddit
t3_ny0jf
1,325,376,161
0
yes , that ' s what heterosexual men want to be , " cute . "
t5_2qh1i
c3cu0je
70
Pwag
AskReddit
t3_nxv50
1,325,376,163
0
ctrl + f and no jolly rogers ?
t5_2qh1i
c3cu0jq
1
grape_juice_nigz
AskReddit
t3_nxngu
1,325,376,164
0
da da , da da da . da da da .
t5_2qh1i
c3cu0jw
11
sudsomatic
AskReddit
t3_nxngu
1,325,376,164
0
& gt ; in that case , you ' d probably feel right at home poland isn ' t empty / agricultural if that ' s what you meant . that ' s why the land is kind of expensive .
t5_2qh1i
c3cu0jz
1
circular
AskReddit
t3_nxjfn
1,325,376,164
0
my boyfriend , and maybe some other randoms .
t5_2qh1i
c3cu0k0
-1
yenoomk
AskReddit
t3_ny20d
1,325,376,167
0
i live in the city , so i have a lot of them . one day i was walking down the street and this homeless guy , instead of asking for change , just goes " ah , you ' re wearin ' beach colors ! " the best times were with my boyfriend , though . the first time he came to the city we were walking and a homeless guy said to m...
t5_2qh1i
c3cu0ke
3
geshikhte
AskReddit
t3_ny1jt
1,325,376,170
0
i was on a bus to work to bring in the new year . forever alone
t5_2qh1i
c3cu0kr
1
tool46and2
AskReddit
t3_ny20d
1,325,376,171
0
[ r / homestarrunner ] ( http : / / www . reddit . com / r / homestarrunner / )
t5_2qh1i
c3cu0ks
2
rawbamatic
AskReddit
t3_ny24d
1,325,376,172
0
[ i know that feel bro , i know that feel . ] ( http : / / www . youtube . com / watch ? v = oxlz6edchqi )
t5_2qh1i
c3cu0l2
3
JizzblasterBoris
AskReddit
t3_nxtg7
1,325,376,175
0
this can be said about almost every question on here .
t5_2qh1i
c3cu0lg
9
Jobumva
AskReddit
t3_ny21w
1,325,376,175
0
i was shot 5 times in the leg , hit with a baseball bat to the head twice and had 6 fingers broken .
t5_2qh1i
c3cu0lp
9
nidi617
AskReddit
t3_ny14m
1,325,376,177
0
cigarettes
t5_2qh1i
c3cu0lw
2
TiltedPlacitan
AskReddit
t3_ny05q
1,325,376,178
0
this man is correct
t5_2qh1i
c3cu0m5
1
rubrix
AskReddit
t3_ny1rw
1,325,376,178
0
any ideas for a replacement technology ? i ' ve got none
t5_2qh1i
c3cu0m6
2
[deleted]
AskReddit
t3_ny09t
1,325,376,179
0
that ' s one of the best rages i ' ve ever seen .
t5_2qh1i
c3cu0ma
1
Iwritewithdoody5
AskReddit
t3_nw9r2
1,325,376,180
0
models ( actresses / musicians / etc ) are a human with flaws that have the resources to spackle on perfection . i feel sorry for the folks who think that what they see is in any way " natural " [ case in point ] ( http : / / www . makeherup . com / 2010 / 12 / 30 / russell - brand - posts - picture - of - katy - perry...
t5_2qh1i
c3cu0me
2
BornOnFeb2nd
AskReddit
t3_nxm9j
1,325,376,188
0
plus . . . it doesn ' t count .
t5_2qh1i
c3cu0nj
6
[deleted]
AskReddit
t3_nxy0i
1,325,376,189
0
my husband and i watch when harry met sally and try to time it so the new years party countdown at the end of the movie coincides with the actual new year ' s countdown . because we ' re awesome but hate leaving the house .
t5_2qh1i
c3cu0np
2
iamnotaninja
AskReddit
t3_ny1yc
1,325,376,190
0
i second .
t5_2qh1i
c3cu0nw
15
Stands_w_Fist
AskReddit
t3_nxv50
1,325,376,191
0
what if it makes sense and also no sense ? i don ' t understand what you ' re saying .
t5_2qh1i
c3cu0o1
3
[deleted]
AskReddit
t3_nxr8p
1,325,376,194
0
using that exact same evidence , you could go the other way . . .
t5_2qh1i
c3cu0oj
3
legitttz
AskReddit
t3_nxil0