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1,325,376,000 | 0 | oil . | t5_2qh1i | c3ctzsk | -4 | irwinator | AskReddit | t3_nxszt |
1,325,376,005 | 0 | in 8th grade i decided to love green day and be a lesbian and got made fun of for that . maybe it did some good because i have a better taste in music now . it bothered me but i decided to experiment with the " tell a teacher " method that i had been taught since i was little . let me tell you , our school had a big na... | t5_2qh1i | c3ctzth | 3 | AddictivePotential | AskReddit | t3_nx1w9 |
1,325,376,006 | 0 | [ also relevant ] ( http : / / ecx . images - amazon . com / images / i / 61ltn7kocnl . _ sl500 _ aa280 _ . jpg ) | t5_2qh1i | c3ctztr | 1 | Solumin | AskReddit | t3_nxv50 |
1,325,376,012 | 0 | there ' s two problems with this : 1 . you might get a large variety of answers . 2 . what they say might not be what is true . | t5_2qh1i | c3ctzut | 1 | AliasSigma | AskReddit | t3_ny21w |
1,325,376,017 | 0 | true stories | t5_2qh1i | c3ctzvn | 1 | hecticengine | AskReddit | t3_nx5cn |
1,325,376,024 | 0 | my 8 year old musically inclined daughter had a name for her fake band in the early 2000 ' s . . . . the sassy cats . still tease her about it now . | t5_2qh1i | c3ctzwc | 2 | homer1969 | AskReddit | t3_nxbhe |
1,325,376,024 | 0 | considering there was poop , ya i would say so . | t5_2qh1i | c3ctzwg | 135 | rco8786 | AskReddit | t3_nxngu |
1,325,376,025 | 0 | oh , there you are , perry . | t5_2qh1i | c3ctzwj | 3 | kagutsuchi | AskReddit | t3_nxxaa |
1,325,376,032 | 0 | hopefully there wasn ' t a fruit bowl . | t5_2qh1i | c3ctzxi | 167 | elliottblackwood | AskReddit | t3_nxngu |
1,325,376,033 | 0 | no . | t5_2qh1i | c3ctzxs | 1 | whatamuffin | AskReddit | t3_nxv50 |
1,325,376,035 | 0 | oh god so true . i need to write my will already just in case some shit like this goes down . | t5_2qh1i | c3ctzy3 | 2 | Papa_Andy | AskReddit | t3_nxpuf |
1,325,376,036 | 0 | well seeing as my girl is about 5 , 000 miles away . . . and all my friends are out of town with family , i ' m having a very forever alone new years eve . | t5_2qh1i | c3ctzy8 | 1 | Soukai | AskReddit | t3_ny20d |
1,325,376,038 | 0 | by the way im 22 | t5_2qh1i | c3ctzyo | 1 | thealleine | AskReddit | t3_nxyij |
1,325,376,040 | 0 | & gt ; i ' d live in northern california once but leave before it made me soft . as someone from the east coast who currently lives in northern california i laughed . i ' ve heard this before , and it ' s true . very true . i ' m due to move back to new england sometime in the next few years . | t5_2qh1i | c3ctzyw | 1 | toxicomano | AskReddit | t3_nxjfn |
1,325,376,040 | 0 | i wish i could have gone my whole life without knowing this . but now that i know i will make sure i inform as many of my friends as possible . | t5_2qh1i | c3ctzyx | -2 | spottedzebra | AskReddit | t3_nxm9j |
1,325,376,041 | 0 | 1 . move out of my parents house 2 . go to vacations in several other countries 3 . play in some major poker tournaments 4 . talk to a shrink 5 . buy a mighty fine music equipment and buy all my music | t5_2qh1i | c3ctzz1 | 2 | WeShouldFuck | AskReddit | t3_nxsbm |
1,325,376,041 | 0 | [ relevant ] ( http : / / www . youtube . com / watch ? v = b5 - ds8skx7a ) | t5_2qh1i | c3ctzz6 | 1 | Lunchbox5000 | AskReddit | t3_nxil0 |
1,325,376,043 | 0 | when i have chest congestion , that thick , mucusy stuff that you cough up , i like to play with and chew on it in my mouth for a while before swallowing it . | t5_2qh1i | c3ctzzf | 2 | BottmCmmentConfessor | AskReddit | t3_nxi7j |
1,325,376,047 | 0 | amen . good to remember this in very good times as well as very bad ones . | t5_2qh1i | c3cu009 | 2 | kealoha | AskReddit | t3_ny1yn |
1,325,376,051 | 0 | i think it ' s better that it was deleted lol so funny , the possibilities are endless | t5_2qh1i | c3cu00x | 2 | 1337syntaX | AskReddit | t3_nxngu |
1,325,376,052 | 0 | one of the very few perks of the job i ' m afraid | t5_2qh1i | c3cu015 | 8 | [deleted] | AskReddit | t3_nxngu |
1,325,376,053 | 0 | if you can ' t beat em , confuse em . . . = ] | t5_2qh1i | c3cu016 | 1 | kayveryn | AskReddit | t3_nx5tz |
1,325,376,053 | 0 | korea is not a direct threat to israel . | t5_2qh1i | c3cu017 | -5 | [deleted] | AskReddit | t3_nxszt |
1,325,376,053 | 0 | not me but this guy at my old church in my youth group was caught by my youth pastor having sex with a random non church going girl behind the church one day . the youth pastor talked to him about it and the dude had the balls to keep coming back to church and all other meetings like bible study and act like nothing ev... | t5_2qh1i | c3cu018 | 0 | [deleted] | AskReddit | t3_nxr9y |
1,325,376,055 | 0 | you stopped ? | t5_2qh1i | c3cu01j | 6 | epm011 | AskReddit | t3_nxngu |
1,325,376,057 | 0 | franzia , the big box . | t5_2qh1i | c3cu01v | 3 | SL8Rfan | AskReddit | t3_nxjdk |
1,325,376,059 | 0 | i will simply start choosing what i want to care about , for instance , dirtbags ? screw that ! wikis ? awesome sauce ! etc , etc | t5_2qh1i | c3cu025 | 2 | classy_stegasaurus | AskReddit | t3_ny01h |
1,325,376,065 | 0 | . . . where the fuck do you live to have 0 % taxes ? because i kind of want to live there . | t5_2qh1i | c3cu032 | 2 | arethnaar | AskReddit | t3_nxsbm |
1,325,376,065 | 0 | my champagne flute | t5_2qh1i | c3cu039 | 1 | tn_n | AskReddit | t3_ny20d |
1,325,376,067 | 0 | i have to admit a weakness for formalwear undone . a tux with the bow tie untied , for example . but in terms of actual people , not in movies ? jeans and a witty t - shirt seems to work really well for me . | t5_2qh1i | c3cu03f | 2 | Joywalking | AskReddit | t3_ny21w |
1,325,376,067 | 0 | boxed wine . it ' s the same level of class as anything you ' d eat at mcdonalds . don ' t waste nice wine on crap food . | t5_2qh1i | c3cu03i | 2 | flavorblast | AskReddit | t3_nxjdk |
1,325,376,068 | 0 | morgan freeman | t5_2qh1i | c3cu03x | 1 | sh133y | AskReddit | t3_nxj28 |
1,325,376,069 | 0 | " and then those two groups by race " - berkeley . | t5_2qh1i | c3cu041 | 10 | K4ylan | AskReddit | t3_nxzmr |
1,325,376,071 | 0 | it ' s almost like there are differences between men and women or something . | t5_2qh1i | c3cu048 | 104 | aurisor | AskReddit | t3_nxv50 |
1,325,376,073 | 0 | & gt ; why does that automatically make them attention - seeking [ loud , outgoing type ] because any man who lacks those qualities won ' t put on a dress . | t5_2qh1i | c3cu04l | -6 | danzilla007 | AskReddit | t3_nxv50 |
1,325,376,078 | 0 | moving from north carolina to los angeles ! | t5_2qh1i | c3cu05v | 1 | kdawgke | AskReddit | t3_nxtg7 |
1,325,376,079 | 0 | on halo , those fucking bastards . | t5_2qh1i | c3cu060 | 1 | kcman011 | AskReddit | t3_ny21o |
1,325,376,081 | 0 | bad ass ! | t5_2qh1i | c3cu066 | 1 | hardtoremember | AskReddit | t3_nxued |
1,325,376,082 | 0 | this question isn ' t " can we afford to do so . " we couldn ' t afford the last 2 wars but that didn ' t stop us . no . the answer is , they have no natural resources . if the u . s . government was really concerned with spreading democracy we would have invaded and liberated saudi arabia from their oppressive dictato... | t5_2qh1i | c3cu06b | -1 | YDP_red | AskReddit | t3_nxszt |
1,325,376,084 | 0 | mine was rather similar to yours . a very small sudden injury to my thumb . tore a small piece out of the middle of the thumb nail , leaving jagged shards of nail in the wound . extremely painful , but so small i thought i could just shrug it off . i tried shaking my hand - big mistake . then i tried running cold water... | t5_2qh1i | c3cu06l | 3 | ThereisnoTruth | AskReddit | t3_ny14m |
1,325,376,085 | 0 | question - is there any chance that you ' ll be okay ? like if you make it through this year can you make 5 years or 20 years ? | t5_2qh1i | c3cu06p | 0 | VikingRule | AskReddit | t3_nq26e |
1,325,376,088 | 0 | morgan freeman | t5_2qh1i | c3cu07d | 1 | iPokGai | AskReddit | t3_nxj28 |
1,325,376,094 | 0 | next week ' s dinner | t5_2qh1i | c3cu088 | 4 | [deleted] | AskReddit | t3_nxngu |
1,325,376,097 | 0 | no ! i like mine dehydrated and solid as a rock . it retains the taste but smells much better and has a really nice texture ! the only issue is that depending on the power of the microwave and skill of the cook it can take ages and come out awful . for example , i put mine in for 1 minute bursts and leave the door open... | t5_2qh1i | c3cu08u | 0 | [deleted] | AskReddit | t3_nxr8p |
1,325,376,098 | 0 | how have i not heard of banana milk ? | t5_2qh1i | c3cu096 | 3 | TheSummer301 | AskReddit | t3_nxgpo |
1,325,376,100 | 0 | reminds me of the first adult joke i ever heard and was confused by . i was peeking through my mom ' s door as she watched that guy , goddfried - something ? scratchy - voice - of - the - * aladdin * - parrot man . the joke was that he was fooling around with some girl and she told him to stick a finger in her . it gro... | t5_2qh1i | c3cu09f | 2 | CatFiggy | AskReddit | t3_nxm9j |
1,325,376,101 | 0 | get too drunk to remember what year it will be the next day | t5_2qh1i | c3cu09k | 2 | itakethecake | AskReddit | t3_ny1yc |
1,325,376,102 | 0 | it looks like these are arms already purchased by the pentagon as it is a government to government deal . this would mean that the pentagon already purchased the arms and is reselling them . the profits would go to the government . | t5_2qh1i | c3cu09u | 10 | travio | AskReddit | t3_ny1rw |
1,325,376,105 | 0 | that ' s just gay . | t5_2qh1i | c3cu0ac | 6 | another-work-acct | AskReddit | t3_nxm9j |
1,325,376,108 | 0 | reminded me of " one titty ' s bigger than the other so i call her biggie smalls " | t5_2qh1i | c3cu0as | 2 | BloodyPancakeSyrup | AskReddit | t3_nxm9j |
1,325,376,109 | 0 | youll die first come december of next year . itll be a good warning system | t5_2qh1i | c3cu0b2 | 2 | Wizardinth3attic | AskReddit | t3_nxi7j |
1,325,376,109 | 0 | pretty common if they ' re comfortable with their own sexuality . for me though , i can ' t stand it . it just makes me feel like i have to go to the bathroom . | t5_2qh1i | c3cu0b3 | 1 | [deleted] | AskReddit | t3_nxyqm |
1,325,376,115 | 0 | to be able to get a reaction from people without having to deal with the consequences of telling someone your secrets | t5_2qh1i | c3cu0bm | 2 | itsmoist | AskReddit | t3_ny22z |
1,325,376,115 | 0 | getting engaged and graduating with my master ' s degree in social work with a 4 . 0 . | t5_2qh1i | c3cu0br | 1 | marshmerrows | AskReddit | t3_nxmqf |
1,325,376,117 | 0 | fus ro da | t5_2qh1i | c3cu0c8 | 1 | Thunderducky | AskReddit | t3_nxpuf |
1,325,376,118 | 0 | depends on the particulars of the tsa agent . . . | t5_2qh1i | c3cu0cc | 2 | tn_n | AskReddit | t3_ny247 |
1,325,376,123 | 0 | i have a super fast metabolism and i ' ve been struggling with it lately , tell them you used to eat 5 times a day and lately you just haven ' t been eating enough due to life circumstances ( stress , no time , someone in the family is sick ) . it ' s the closest you can let the truth out without actually disclosing th... | t5_2qh1i | c3cu0d4 | 0 | below66 | AskReddit | t3_ny149 |
1,325,376,124 | 0 | squeeze out whatever you have in mid - squeeze , stand up , turn the faucet on really loud , sit back down , commence shit . | t5_2qh1i | c3cu0d8 | 8 | sagapo3851 | AskReddit | t3_ny16o |
1,325,376,126 | 0 | it really sucks when that starts to happen | t5_2qh1i | c3cu0dk | 1 | Iwritewithdoody5 | AskReddit | t3_nw9r2 |
1,325,376,128 | 0 | what ? no . | t5_2qh1i | c3cu0dy | 1 | ducky-box | AskReddit | t3_nxv50 |
1,325,376,130 | 0 | said it once before but it bears repeating . broke my boyfriend ' s penis . i ' ll preface this with saying he was my first sexual partner . it was my first time on top , and i was bouncing hard , like they show on porn . unfortunately , he wasn ' t that big . he slipped out , i heard a crack as i bounced back down har... | t5_2qh1i | c3cu0e3 | 1 | cabinetofcaligari | AskReddit | t3_nxngu |
1,325,376,134 | 0 | * but war . . . war never changes . * | t5_2qh1i | c3cu0en | 2 | Shacod | AskReddit | t3_nxm9j |
1,325,376,136 | 0 | air . we ' ll all be breathing through tubes of liquid nitrogen , flailing around on flapjacks and shooting bubble gum out our noses ! | t5_2qh1i | c3cu0f1 | 10 | Mustachio_Bandito | AskReddit | t3_ny09t |
1,325,376,137 | 0 | " when i was 18 steve and i killed a hooker in mexico " | t5_2qh1i | c3cu0fc | 0 | Station1337 | AskReddit | t3_nxpuf |
1,325,376,141 | 0 | depending on one ' s mood , one could : pretend to not know english , go stealth mode , act like a deranged lunatic , or laugh . if you have a portable reciprocating saw , you could also cut out the tiles around you , and fall , still on the toilet , to the floor below . | t5_2qh1i | c3cu0fz | 7 | ipear | AskReddit | t3_ny16o |
1,325,376,143 | 0 | i started with my right because that ' s the way we were being taught but it wasn ' t very comfortable . after a couple of days i switched to my left hand and haven ' t changed it since . i want to learn to be ambidextrous though , so i ' ve got a stack of worksheets i ' m going to try over the coming weeks . | t5_2qh1i | c3cu0gc | 2 | [deleted] | AskReddit | t3_ny1s5 |
1,325,376,144 | 0 | drunk roommate coming in from where he had passed out on the front porch and yelling something very loud and incomprehensible at us . | t5_2qh1i | c3cu0ge | 1 | Brewdish | AskReddit | t3_nxngu |
1,325,376,145 | 0 | what if that ' s a lie ? ! | t5_2qh1i | c3cu0gj | 11 | Floppy454 | AskReddit | t3_ny16o |
1,325,376,145 | 0 | similar , she did it while i was getting a bj . it hurt to bad so i told her stop . she thought i was cumming when i grunted in pain . i look down she looks like freaking vampire blood dripping blood down her mouth . | t5_2qh1i | c3cu0gk | 10 | what1stuff | AskReddit | t3_nxngu |
1,325,376,148 | 0 | so why did you open the thread and make this post ? i can only assume you have a sense of superiority . good for you . | t5_2qh1i | c3cu0h1 | 2 | toxicomano | AskReddit | t3_nxjfn |
1,325,376,149 | 0 | & amp ; # 3232 ; \ _ & amp ; # 3232 ; no . i ' d be so pissed if i caught my boyfriend stretching out my victoria secret panties with his hairy balls . | t5_2qh1i | c3cu0h6 | 312 | Stands_w_Fist | AskReddit | t3_nxv50 |
1,325,376,152 | 0 | she was happily rewarded afterwards as well ! | t5_2qh1i | c3cu0hn | 2 | Mangonesailor | AskReddit | t3_nxil0 |
1,325,376,154 | 0 | well . . . . that ' s enough of reading this thread for a little while . . . . | t5_2qh1i | c3cu0i0 | 3 | weatherwar | AskReddit | t3_nxngu |
1,325,376,154 | 0 | i don ' t get it - are you looking for someone else ' s opinion to agree with ? i think it ' s good that you want to read more and get more involved in politics , but it sounds like you ' re looking for a pre - existing box to fall into . i would recommend reading up on philosophy instead of politics . politicians have... | t5_2qh1i | c3cu0i3 | 2 | badcommandorfilename | AskReddit | t3_ny1mf |
1,325,376,155 | 0 | i ' ve seen a picture of that . my eyes still bleed . | t5_2qh1i | c3cu0i5 | 1 | idowatyousay | AskReddit | t3_nxv50 |
1,325,376,157 | 0 | why ? $ 100m isn ' t unlimited money . | t5_2qh1i | c3cu0im | 0 | DivineTesticles | AskReddit | t3_nxsbm |
1,325,376,159 | 0 | to not have a new years resolution . | t5_2qh1i | c3cu0iu | 1 | tn_n | AskReddit | t3_ny25w |
1,325,376,161 | 0 | til pornos had a storyline . | t5_2qh1i | c3cu0j9 | 6 | crazybusdriver | AskReddit | t3_nxil0 |
1,325,376,161 | 0 | damn , now i can really tell i am straight . shit , this should be the meter of straightdom ! | t5_2qh1i | c3cu0ja | 1 | Foobar7777 | AskReddit | t3_ny0jf |
1,325,376,161 | 0 | yes , that ' s what heterosexual men want to be , " cute . " | t5_2qh1i | c3cu0je | 70 | Pwag | AskReddit | t3_nxv50 |
1,325,376,163 | 0 | ctrl + f and no jolly rogers ? | t5_2qh1i | c3cu0jq | 1 | grape_juice_nigz | AskReddit | t3_nxngu |
1,325,376,164 | 0 | da da , da da da . da da da . | t5_2qh1i | c3cu0jw | 11 | sudsomatic | AskReddit | t3_nxngu |
1,325,376,164 | 0 | & gt ; in that case , you ' d probably feel right at home poland isn ' t empty / agricultural if that ' s what you meant . that ' s why the land is kind of expensive . | t5_2qh1i | c3cu0jz | 1 | circular | AskReddit | t3_nxjfn |
1,325,376,164 | 0 | my boyfriend , and maybe some other randoms . | t5_2qh1i | c3cu0k0 | -1 | yenoomk | AskReddit | t3_ny20d |
1,325,376,167 | 0 | i live in the city , so i have a lot of them . one day i was walking down the street and this homeless guy , instead of asking for change , just goes " ah , you ' re wearin ' beach colors ! " the best times were with my boyfriend , though . the first time he came to the city we were walking and a homeless guy said to m... | t5_2qh1i | c3cu0ke | 3 | geshikhte | AskReddit | t3_ny1jt |
1,325,376,170 | 0 | i was on a bus to work to bring in the new year . forever alone | t5_2qh1i | c3cu0kr | 1 | tool46and2 | AskReddit | t3_ny20d |
1,325,376,171 | 0 | [ r / homestarrunner ] ( http : / / www . reddit . com / r / homestarrunner / ) | t5_2qh1i | c3cu0ks | 2 | rawbamatic | AskReddit | t3_ny24d |
1,325,376,172 | 0 | [ i know that feel bro , i know that feel . ] ( http : / / www . youtube . com / watch ? v = oxlz6edchqi ) | t5_2qh1i | c3cu0l2 | 3 | JizzblasterBoris | AskReddit | t3_nxtg7 |
1,325,376,175 | 0 | this can be said about almost every question on here . | t5_2qh1i | c3cu0lg | 9 | Jobumva | AskReddit | t3_ny21w |
1,325,376,175 | 0 | i was shot 5 times in the leg , hit with a baseball bat to the head twice and had 6 fingers broken . | t5_2qh1i | c3cu0lp | 9 | nidi617 | AskReddit | t3_ny14m |
1,325,376,177 | 0 | cigarettes | t5_2qh1i | c3cu0lw | 2 | TiltedPlacitan | AskReddit | t3_ny05q |
1,325,376,178 | 0 | this man is correct | t5_2qh1i | c3cu0m5 | 1 | rubrix | AskReddit | t3_ny1rw |
1,325,376,178 | 0 | any ideas for a replacement technology ? i ' ve got none | t5_2qh1i | c3cu0m6 | 2 | [deleted] | AskReddit | t3_ny09t |
1,325,376,179 | 0 | that ' s one of the best rages i ' ve ever seen . | t5_2qh1i | c3cu0ma | 1 | Iwritewithdoody5 | AskReddit | t3_nw9r2 |
1,325,376,180 | 0 | models ( actresses / musicians / etc ) are a human with flaws that have the resources to spackle on perfection . i feel sorry for the folks who think that what they see is in any way " natural " [ case in point ] ( http : / / www . makeherup . com / 2010 / 12 / 30 / russell - brand - posts - picture - of - katy - perry... | t5_2qh1i | c3cu0me | 2 | BornOnFeb2nd | AskReddit | t3_nxm9j |
1,325,376,188 | 0 | plus . . . it doesn ' t count . | t5_2qh1i | c3cu0nj | 6 | [deleted] | AskReddit | t3_nxy0i |
1,325,376,189 | 0 | my husband and i watch when harry met sally and try to time it so the new years party countdown at the end of the movie coincides with the actual new year ' s countdown . because we ' re awesome but hate leaving the house . | t5_2qh1i | c3cu0np | 2 | iamnotaninja | AskReddit | t3_ny1yc |
1,325,376,190 | 0 | i second . | t5_2qh1i | c3cu0nw | 15 | Stands_w_Fist | AskReddit | t3_nxv50 |
1,325,376,191 | 0 | what if it makes sense and also no sense ? i don ' t understand what you ' re saying . | t5_2qh1i | c3cu0o1 | 3 | [deleted] | AskReddit | t3_nxr8p |
1,325,376,194 | 0 | using that exact same evidence , you could go the other way . . . | t5_2qh1i | c3cu0oj | 3 | legitttz | AskReddit | t3_nxil0 |
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