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If I did all this to get you back why would I go off and disrespect you? |
@SomeWereGone hit up young Rell |
@Arrqh the 8 is to signify their favorite Doctor. |
all the best Christmas movies on tonight \ud83c\udf84\ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\udc4c |
You my friend, just pushed your limits. |
I CAN'T SLEEP CAUSE I HAVE SOCKS ON THATS WHY |
Girls rule boys drool. @graevetrain7 |
I hate when I can't sleep. |
So yeah life's good |
I dont think ill ever meet that perfect guy. |
Just noticed the awful sock tan lines on my calves |
Late night bikini wax . Great team work \ud83d\udc4c @Momma_Stitt @Chel_Bell415 @MissMolly_10 |
@BarackObama fuck up those republican cry babies! |
@Madame_Isabelle I triple dog dare you |
@2legit2quit314 it's a longgg story |
Honestly just going to just laugh every time you try to tell at me. See how that plays out. |
@JacquelineG12 less frizz! So far it's worked!! |
Sometimes people find you on twitter and you seriously rethink your life choices. Like how..? And why...?? |
There are two kinds of eggnog: pasteurized eggnog, and raw eggnog with enough bourbon or brandy to knock a fully grown man off his feet! XD |
@kloe_milbourn lol I just shipped my drawers. |
Well that made me smile \ud83d\ude04\ud83d\udc4d |
Can't sleep \ud83d\ude12 |
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\I don't care f you're 7th grader or an 8th grader. I'm a sophomore and I will punch you\" chicks on my bus be cray cray" |
I like when people tell me not to move, because those are my real friends. |
@xsweetxcaroline hahaha the American pie movies are great! nd same with Napoleon dynamite. |
@candycunn awkward |
@caleb_giles you're stupid as hell queer |
@njmadmaxlyons got tht air conditioning biotch |
Look if you actually like macklemore you should prolly listen to better music #truth |
Bettis got robbed .. He should be in the hall of fame |
@brebabyyyyy just creeping and I'm just now seeing this lolol |
...I meant to google that |
@NolanGrose where you guys at? |
@CameronDallas someday I'd love to just hug you, or something like that. \u263a\ufe0f |
@AbbyWietro is your name tattoo because I swear your living on fantasy island?! |
Went to church, then washed my car, well cody did lol then we took a nap bc were lazy. And then went back to church tonight :) |
I love my friends |
@Sydleighp @AndyBVB @LOHANTHONY @Kellinquinn ..The only guy that you speak of that has perfection would be Andy<3and only Andy @AndysOjciec |
@ncwinchilla what are you even saying this is so random.. |
@nikkioh097 haha that's almost like me! Finally a guy has seen it |
@kylie_oborn well I know that nowwww |
@PrintzBailey 5 mins is plenty of time to think of a good one for me! |
@JakeeWinterss That's good |
@Christian_Kyle no doubt lol |
Gang signs out the window #Yabissshhhh |
Fuck cats |
ITS HUMP DAAAAAY. WOOP WOOP |
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. |
@Dikysauce @benfieldcollin so you're saying a Corvette and the car my mom drives are the same because they are made by Chevy? |
I want to go to sleep.. But my beds all the way upstairs.. |
Back to reality tomorrow. 6:15 am wake up call \ud83d\ude25\ud83d\ude25\ud83d\ude25\ud83d\ude25\ud83d\ude25 #vacationsover |
I will not stop exercising until I'm fucking hot |
@lapryorfarms no electricity means no water for the chickens :-/ we have a pond so it would have been manually watering them from pond. |
@adammax007 yeah by senior year im aiming for 4.5 |
@xnormajeane I can make a trip tomorrow or this weekend if I wanted to lol |
Homework forever #ugh #nobueno |
Why do I try. |
@elisablaire I can't lift my arms above my head... |
@faithgmusic okay, I will :) |
@_ThatDamnBrooke haha naw you should lol ..........:/ |
To all u Hawks fans who say Detroit sucks, how can u even say that to a team who's been in the playoffs for 22 consecutive yrs? #jealous |
it's fucking freezing. |
White water rafting with the family...this could be interesting... |
Ice-cream and Gossip Girl is always a good combo. |
Hey Sandman I'm still waiting for you to come visit me. #cantsleep |
Perfectly quiet here. :) For the first time in months, I'm not stressed out. Think I may even be happy. #travel |
Bitches talk shit til they get lockjaw |
Twitter Porn>>> |
Don't talk to me fuckers. I hate you all |
I'm thankful for twitter. |
Did I really just turn down a doughnut offer? |
Snapchat me biddies |
#ThingsThatChapMyAss people telling me my future, just let me live in a van down by the river |
I think I overdone it today. #exhausted #sick |
@jbrocc I would put myself in fucking so much debt |
No ones even awake yet. Do I go home or what? |
I feel so sick |
Goose don't favorite that tweet you blow too |
Its so f'ing cold out. Glad i wore my bogin! |
@CMac_25 @Sam_Bc05 @ClaytonM9 @Chris_Fugate_21 @zachvincent00 Okay #Goonsquad what's some nicknames for @CoachWFerguson over the years??? |
Mom come get me or I'll ruin your house . |
@stash_n_son idk figure it out lol |
Oh, Monday Night Football, you make me so happy |
@IUByronScott ....towards the end. If it happens continues years you may have an argument, but 1 out of 4 I'll take the Talent |
3 more outs!!!! |
killer foot cramps <<<< #ouch |
@Jack_Wheelin #noonecares |
@Dillonwoodybro I'm not a faggot, bitch. |
Since moving to Utah, saying 'sexy' is like a sin. #MormonProbs |
@CarrieSedeski warhead. |
@kayla_blanton12 , did you know you talk in your sleep ? \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc4c |
@NussCoug 3 plays in and the helmet rule is already affecting the national championship. |
My mom always ALWAYS shits on my plans. |
@PDWolves The thing Wolves would miss most is Barea's spark of the bench. Quite a few games team was listless and Barea put team on his back |
Just met, and passed, my sales goal for the week! Nice little accomplishment before a vacay I must say |
Here at Oliver Ames High for the wrestling match against Sharon just six days after senior Devin Ness passed away. It's also senior night |
@justineleslie same goes for you! Get out of Barlow more often!!! |
@pottsyboii awesome movie |
Going driving |
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