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- Alain
- Alice
- Ancient Reptilian Brain
- Andre
- Annette
- Beautiful Necktie
- Bird's Nest Roy
- Call Me Mañana
- Chester McLaine
- Cindy the SKULL
- Civilian
- Cleaning Lady
- Coalition Warship Archer
- Cuno's Dad
- Cuno
- Cunoesse
- DJ Flacio
- DJ Mesh
- De Paule
- Don't Call Abigail
- East-Insulindian Repeater Station
- Easy Leo
- Echo Maker
- Egg Head
- Elizabeth
- Eugene
- Evrart Claire
- Fat Angus
- Frittte clerk
- Fuck the World
- Garte, the Cafeteria Manager
- Gary, the Cryptofascist
- Gaston Martin
- Glen
- Horrific Necktie
- Horse-Faced Woman
- Idiot Doom Spiral
- Jamrock Public Library
- Jean Vicquemare
- Joyce Messier
- Judit Minot
- Jules Pidieu
- Kim Kitsuragi
- Klaasje (Miss Oranje Disco Dancer)
- Kortenaer
- Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife
- Lilienne's Other Twin
- Lilienne's Twin
- Lilienne, the Net Picker
- Little Lily