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p5mfsdd | wallstreetbets | 1vx5y07 | p5m9msa | 2 | Wowza-yowza | 1,787,587,215 | It's how you get rich. I get it, too much personal debt is bad but he makes it seem like all debt is bad including corporate, that is just dumb and wrong. | 4 | null | null | 1,789,193,556 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5mg8hi | wallstreetbets | 1vx5y07 | p5m9gzf | 1 | Luna_Smaje | 1,787,587,332 | 
| 10 | null | null | 1,789,193,556 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5mip9v | wallstreetbets | 1vx5y07 | 1vx5y07 | 0 | EverydayIsaHoliday25 | 1,787,587,975 | Dave looks so pissed 😂 | 1 | null | null | 1,789,193,556 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5mj6ln | wallstreetbets | 1vx5y07 | p5mc4f7 | 3 | Kerostasis | 1,787,588,100 | And 98% of the people in this sub. Those 2% though... *\*heart eyes\** | 7 | null | null | 1,789,193,556 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5mjv7y | wallstreetbets | 1vx5y07 | 1vx5y07 | 0 | 65-535 | 1,787,588,276 |  | 2 | null | null | 1,789,193,556 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5mk6vk | wallstreetbets | 1vx5y07 | 1vx5y07 | 0 | ceilidhfling | 1,787,588,360 | 2 free copies of my latest book. . . it will solve all your problems | 1 | null | null | 1,789,193,556 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5mme33 | wallstreetbets | 1vx5y07 | 1vx5y07 | 0 | rampage__NL | 1,787,588,926 | Dave Ramsey has a husband? | 1 | null | null | 1,789,193,556 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5mmexl | wallstreetbets | 1vx5y07 | p5m9j82 | 2 | throwaway4whattt | 1,787,588,932 | None of us you dumbass... She's with her boyfriend every night. Sheesh.... | 1 | null | null | 1,789,193,556 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5mmibj | wallstreetbets | 1vx5y07 | p5mfsdd | 3 | RP_ElMeroMero | 1,787,588,956 | He made his fortune off of debt. He just pushes the narrative that debt is bad because the general population are idiots and can’t figure out where their money goes | 3 | null | null | 1,789,193,556 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5mn4tk | wallstreetbets | 1vx5y07 | 1vx5y07 | 0 | stephker3914 | 1,787,589,118 | Gambling addictions aren't real. Gambling addicts don't have a gambling problem, they have a winning problem. See Michael Jordan. | 2 | null | null | 1,789,193,556 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5mncbo | wallstreetbets | 1vx5y07 | 1vx5y07 | 0 | Sharp_Paint_8742 | 1,787,589,171 | Does she mention anything about it affecting her relationship with boyfriend? | 1 | null | null | 1,789,193,556 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5n51e0 | wallstreetbets | 1vx9vgd | 1vx9vgd | 0 | Ferret_Rough | 1,787,593,645 | My most hated person in 2026 is going to be a fucking robot, god help me | 2 | null | /r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vx9vgd/do_you_eat_turtles_or_trade_like_the_messy_turtle/p5n51e0/ | 1,789,197,682 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5n5f1l | wallstreetbets | 1vx9vgd | 1vx9vgd | 0 | FuenteFOX | 1,787,593,739 |  | 1 | null | /r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vx9vgd/do_you_eat_turtles_or_trade_like_the_messy_turtle/p5n5f1l/ | 1,789,197,682 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5n5p0d | wallstreetbets | 1vx9vgd | 1vx9vgd | 0 | Ultionisrex | 1,787,593,808 | The difference between Claude and medium functioning autism is indistinguishable. I don't know if OP likes Sonic the Hedgehog or swimming pools of water. | 1 | null | /r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vx9vgd/do_you_eat_turtles_or_trade_like_the_messy_turtle/p5n5p0d/ | 1,789,197,682 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5n6bs6 | wallstreetbets | 1vx9vgd | p5n5p0d | 1 | Massive-Albatross823 | 1,787,593,965 | I feel roasted. | 1 | null | /r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vx9vgd/do_you_eat_turtles_or_trade_like_the_messy_turtle/p5n6bs6/ | 1,789,197,682 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5n70as | wallstreetbets | 1vx9vgd | p5n6bs6 | 2 | Ultionisrex | 1,787,594,135 | It's all good, brother. I'm a Knuckles guy, myself. | 1 | null | /r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vx9vgd/do_you_eat_turtles_or_trade_like_the_messy_turtle/p5n70as/ | 1,789,197,682 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5oxhvv | wallstreetbets | 1vxhp6l | 1vxhp6l | 0 | dhoni23 | 1,787,610,673 |  | 1 | null | /r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vxhp6l/removed_by_moderator/p5oxhvv/ | 1,789,197,703 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5pvrpj | wallstreetbets | 1vxlw9y | 1vxlw9y | 0 | Just1Shoes | 1,787,621,619 | Name the stock, show positions, or fries in the bag. | 3 | null | null | 1,789,193,429 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5pv6i3 | wallstreetbets | 1vxlxjp | 1vxlxjp | 0 | TurbodToilet | 1,787,621,422 | Spy 700 puts | 5 | null | null | 1,789,193,427 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5pv7i9 | wallstreetbets | 1vxlxjp | 1vxlxjp | 0 | sleepingpepe1 | 1,787,621,431 | SOUN 8/28 8.5c | 3 | null | null | 1,789,193,427 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5pvfqf | wallstreetbets | 1vxlxjp | 1vxlxjp | 0 | TwoPoundTurtle | 1,787,621,508 | I just unlocked options trading and I wanna throw away five bucks real quick so that I learn never to trade options again | -1 | null | null | 1,789,193,427 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5pvoib | wallstreetbets | 1vxlxjp | 1vxlxjp | 0 | GeeEyeDoe | 1,787,621,589 | LULU 09/04 $165 | 2 | null | null | 1,789,193,427 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5pvqpd | wallstreetbets | 1vxlxjp | 1vxlxjp | 0 | BlissfulSage099 | 1,787,621,610 | MSOS 6$ call | 1 | null | null | 1,789,193,427 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5pvrzf | wallstreetbets | 1vxlxjp | 1vxlxjp | 0 | TeamFoulmouth | 1,787,621,622 | OPTI...go all in! | 1 | null | null | 1,789,193,427 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5pvtd7 | wallstreetbets | 1vxlxjp | 1vxlxjp | 0 | Serenaded | 1,787,621,635 | MRNA calls, no one expected it to go 150% in a day, no one is expecting it to happen again | 4 | null | null | 1,789,193,427 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5pvxcr | wallstreetbets | 1vxlxjp | 1vxlxjp | 0 | Fasicaroots | 1,787,621,672 | You wanna feel something. lol. At least do 100 of them. Once I bought 200 TLRY 1 centers that hit, woke up and them was 15 cents a pop! | 1 | null | null | 1,789,193,427 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5pysez | wallstreetbets | 1vxlxjp | p5pvfqf | 1 | Azntigerlion | 1,787,622,621 | Just venmo me $5 | 2 | null | null | 1,789,193,427 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5qcl9i | wallstreetbets | 1vxo3hg | 1vxo3hg | 0 | AnselmoHatesFascists | 1,787,627,440 | Please define popular for me, because $7M in a country of 140 billion people is not what I'd call popular.
It was very profitable, but come on. | 1 | null | null | 1,789,193,426 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5qcmd0 | wallstreetbets | 1vxo3hg | 1vxo3hg | 0 | Different_Victory337 | 1,787,627,452 | Well bull market is red in China so it's actually bearish for the US market. | 1 | null | null | 1,789,193,426 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5qcnbn | wallstreetbets | 1vxo3hg | 1vxo3hg | 0 | FNFactChecker | 1,787,627,462 |  | 1 | null | null | 1,789,193,426 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5rnrab | wallstreetbets | 1vxuknc | 1vxuknc | 0 | KaiDynasty | 1,787,649,382 | !remindme 150 days | 1 | false | https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vxuknc/short_qubts/p5rnrab/ | 1,789,193,321 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5rnuk1 | wallstreetbets | 1vxuknc | p5rnrab | 1 | RemindMeBot | 1,787,649,427 | I will be messaging you in 4 months on [**2027-01-22 09:16:22 UTC**](http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=2027-01-22%2009:16:22%20UTC%20To%20Local%20Time) to remind you of [**this link**](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vxuknc/short_qubts/p5rnrab/?context=3)
[**1 OTHERS CLICKED THIS LINK**](https://w... | 1 | false | https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vxuknc/short_qubts/p5rnuk1/ | 1,789,193,321 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5ro0gu | wallstreetbets | 1vxuknc | p5rnrab | 1 | [deleted] | 1,787,649,510 | [removed] | 1 | false | https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vxuknc/short_qubts/p5ro0gu/ | 1,789,193,321 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5ro2eu | wallstreetbets | 1vxuknc | 1vxuknc | 0 | LeeEunBi | 1,787,649,536 | There is a lot of hopium in the quantum realm, but I agree with you on this. | 10 | false | https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vxuknc/short_qubts/p5ro2eu/ | 1,789,193,321 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5rohtv | wallstreetbets | 1vxuknc | p5ro0gu | 2 | natelifts | 1,787,649,751 | Yeah, but to me it feels like a perfect storm for no-rev stocks with midterms coming up and all the monetary policy moves front and center, hyperscaler sentiment during recent ERs, etc. | 1 | true | https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vxuknc/short_qubts/p5rohtv/ | 1,789,193,321 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5rrngt | wallstreetbets | 1vxuknc | 1vxuknc | 0 | TRS398 | 1,787,651,299 | Quantum is the future, it's just not the now. Anyone that understands it will know that it's just a matter of time. And it might actually be what saves AI, due to solving the power issue almost completely | 2 | false | https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vxuknc/short_qubts/p5rrngt/ | 1,789,193,321 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5rxa9h | wallstreetbets | 1vxuknc | 1vxuknc | 0 | King_of_Ooo | 1,787,653,860 | I feel like if the dogshit police were going to catch out quantum stocks, it would have happened already. There is now an irrational hype floor built into these things that will be hard to crack | 6 | false | https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vxuknc/short_qubts/p5rxa9h/ | 1,789,193,321 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5s0jsi | wallstreetbets | 1vxuknc | 1vxuknc | 0 | squirea1 | 1,787,655,231 | Those are puts, chief | 6 | false | https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vxuknc/short_qubts/p5s0jsi/ | 1,789,193,321 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5s4cd4 | wallstreetbets | 1vxuknc | p5s0jsi | 1 | timburgessthis | 1,787,656,711 | When he titled it QUBTS, we all should realize he was not getting the gambling vehicle right either. | 5 | false | https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vxuknc/short_qubts/p5s4cd4/ | 1,789,193,321 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5s61iw | wallstreetbets | 1vxuknc | p5rrngt | 1 | Fun-Payment3489 | 1,787,657,343 | 😂😂 | 3 | false | https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vxuknc/short_qubts/p5s61iw/ | 1,789,193,321 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5sekaz | wallstreetbets | 1vxuknc | 1vxuknc | 0 | MiddleAgedSponger | 1,787,660,320 | Didn't QUBTs make iced tea before they did quantum? | 4 | false | https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vxuknc/short_qubts/p5sekaz/ | 1,789,193,321 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5senmh | wallstreetbets | 1vxuknc | p5s61iw | 2 | MiddleAgedSponger | 1,787,660,350 | Source: Trust me Bro. | 2 | false | https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vxuknc/short_qubts/p5senmh/ | 1,789,193,321 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5sgnjn | wallstreetbets | 1vxuknc | 1vxuknc | 0 | EmploymentSeveral479 | 1,787,660,987 | Dayum my AI agents were telling me to do this too. Sad! | 1 | false | https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vxuknc/short_qubts/p5sgnjn/ | 1,789,193,321 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5sgw5g | wallstreetbets | 1vxuknc | p5ro2eu | 1 | DulanBailey | 1,787,661,062 | Keep a close eye on Nvidia’s earnings report after Wednesday’s close | 1 | false | https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vxuknc/short_qubts/p5sgw5g/ | 1,789,193,321 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5sptzf | wallstreetbets | 1vxuknc | 1vxuknc | 0 | privkcpa0 | 1,787,663,767 | I've seen about a half dozen posts about shorting the quantums and they generally don't end well. I can see the stock price dropping to around the $13 range sometime between now and Jan 2027 due to macro conditions and their volatility, but I highly doubt it will go below that. And they will probably have at least one ... | 2 | false | https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vxuknc/short_qubts/p5sptzf/ | 1,789,193,321 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5uizs5 | wallstreetbets | 1vxuknc | 1vxuknc | 0 | rawj5561 | 1,787,680,584 | i shorted this company last year then it went up 100% for no reason a few days later | 0 | false | https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vxuknc/short_qubts/p5uizs5/ | 1,789,193,321 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5v51yf | wallstreetbets | 1vxuknc | 1vxuknc | 0 | RLazerbeam | 1,787,686,105 | You will be cooked so hard lol | 5 | false | https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vxuknc/short_qubts/p5v51yf/ | 1,789,193,321 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5x66y1 | wallstreetbets | 1vxuknc | 1vxuknc | 0 | InfiniteNerve1384 | 1,787,707,421 | Love it. I’m in IONQ puts all year (took profits several times). The sector is dog shit. | 2 | false | https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vxuknc/short_qubts/p5x66y1/ | 1,789,193,321 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5x6e3i | wallstreetbets | 1vxuknc | p5sptzf | 1 | InfiniteNerve1384 | 1,787,707,485 | You just have to know when to take profit and when to get out on the hype. It’s really not that difficult. | 1 | false | https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vxuknc/short_qubts/p5x6e3i/ | 1,789,193,321 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p62hvsp | wallstreetbets | 1vxuknc | p5x6e3i | 2 | BallLikeMiami | 1,787,772,133 | Yeah I’ve profited around 50% from shorting these when they get too high, Qntm was a company that is a 0 I shorted it around $18 a share | 2 | false | https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vxuknc/short_qubts/p62hvsp/ | 1,789,193,321 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p62iiai | wallstreetbets | 1vxuknc | p5v51yf | 1 | BallLikeMiami | 1,787,772,295 | Wrong ez short | 1 | false | https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vxuknc/short_qubts/p62iiai/ | 1,789,193,321 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p639dj9 | wallstreetbets | 1vxuknc | p5sekaz | 1 | Fun_Presentation_215 | 1,787,779,333 | I actually chuckled when I googled it, and you are right:
**QUBT** (Quantum Computing Inc., ticker symbol `QUBT`) previously operated as a beverage company named **Long Island Iced Tea Corp.** before rebranding to focus on blockchain and later quantum computing | 5 | false | https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vxuknc/short_qubts/p639dj9/ | 1,789,193,321 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p7r4043 | wallstreetbets | 1vxuknc | 1vxuknc | 0 | Relevant-Mastodon171 | 1,788,518,197 | Nah no point shorting this. Someone's already memeing this on RH right now | 1 | false | https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vxuknc/short_qubts/p7r4043/ | 1,789,193,321 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p7sl4a2 | wallstreetbets | 1vxuknc | p7r4043 | 1 | natelifts | 1,788,534,813 | robin hood? | 1 | true | https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vxuknc/short_qubts/p7sl4a2/ | 1,789,193,321 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5rxks4 | wallstreetbets | 1vxvvxv | 1vxvvxv | 0 | I_killed_the_kraken | 1,787,653,988 | 54 | false | /r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vxvvxv/in_seven_days_well_be_in_this_situation/p5rxks4/ | 1,789,197,679 | batch-priority-2026-summer | |
p5s0lch | wallstreetbets | 1vxvvxv | 1vxvvxv | 0 | CalebVanPoneisen | 1,787,655,248 | The actual quote is:
*“Quiet! All of you! They’re approaching the Tyrannosaur paddock.”*
So, a better meme would be something like:
*“Quiet! All of you! We’re approaching the month of September.”* | 15 | false | /r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vxvvxv/in_seven_days_well_be_in_this_situation/p5s0lch/ | 1,789,197,679 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5s0x4u | wallstreetbets | 1vxvvxv | 1vxvvxv | 0 | LifeOnMarsBarBarBarr | 1,787,655,381 | 'Hold on to your puts' | 10 | false | /r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vxvvxv/in_seven_days_well_be_in_this_situation/p5s0x4u/ | 1,789,197,679 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5s3af2 | wallstreetbets | 1vxvvxv | 1vxvvxv | 0 | Gonna_B_Alright | 1,787,656,311 | Stand by for a painful month of bear memes. | 2 | false | /r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vxvvxv/in_seven_days_well_be_in_this_situation/p5s3af2/ | 1,789,197,679 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5s5hio | wallstreetbets | 1vxvvxv | 1vxvvxv | 0 | mneymaker | 1,787,657,138 | 2 scenarios:
1) We rip hard till the first week of September, post NVDA ER then drop/chop till FOMC
2) Since everyone and their dogs is bearish for September, we rip a bit then rip harder the whole September then October consolidate/drop with the next fud, until the next ER season begins and we get Christmas rally
... | 12 | false | /r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vxvvxv/in_seven_days_well_be_in_this_situation/p5s5hio/ | 1,789,197,679 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5s65si | wallstreetbets | 1vxvvxv | 1vxvvxv | 0 | TheKaiserAlpha | 1,787,657,386 | September is just August with better PR | 3 | false | /r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vxvvxv/in_seven_days_well_be_in_this_situation/p5s65si/ | 1,789,197,679 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5s8hwv | wallstreetbets | 1vxvvxv | p5s65si | 1 | CalebVanPoneisen | 1,787,658,236 | September actually means seventh month in Latin or some shit. So it’s July all over again. | 1 | false | /r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vxvvxv/in_seven_days_well_be_in_this_situation/p5s8hwv/ | 1,789,197,679 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5s913f | wallstreetbets | 1vxvvxv | p5s5hio | 1 | Psychological_Eye969 | 1,787,658,426 | Conveniently omitting the mid terms there. | 3 | false | /r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vxvvxv/in_seven_days_well_be_in_this_situation/p5s913f/ | 1,789,197,679 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5s9uli | wallstreetbets | 1vxvvxv | 1vxvvxv | 0 | Top_Category_2526 | 1,787,658,718 | I'm green for the first time since 1988 | 1 | false | /r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vxvvxv/in_seven_days_well_be_in_this_situation/p5s9uli/ | 1,789,197,679 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5s9x47 | wallstreetbets | 1vxvvxv | 1vxvvxv | 0 | wsbgodly123 | 1,787,658,742 | Septembear | 1 | false | /r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vxvvxv/in_seven_days_well_be_in_this_situation/p5s9x47/ | 1,789,197,679 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5saf0w | wallstreetbets | 1vxvvxv | p5s913f | 2 | Marko-2091 | 1,787,658,917 | Calls | 1 | false | /r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vxvvxv/in_seven_days_well_be_in_this_situation/p5saf0w/ | 1,789,197,679 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5ss745 | wallstreetbets | 1vxvvxv | p5s8hwv | 2 | beeralpha | 1,787,664,449 | July actually means second month in Latin, so it’s actually February all over again. | 1 | false | /r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vxvvxv/in_seven_days_well_be_in_this_situation/p5ss745/ | 1,789,197,679 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5tlt5q | wallstreetbets | 1vxvvxv | p5s0lch | 1 | Big-Examination72 | 1,787,672,352 | It doesn’t matter anymore… some mother fucker moderator removed my meme without any reason. SOB! | 1 | true | /r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vxvvxv/in_seven_days_well_be_in_this_situation/p5tlt5q/ | 1,789,197,679 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5s7pm9 | wallstreetbets | 1vxx9ch | 1vxx9ch | 0 | Shoganai_Hito | 1,787,657,952 | Maybe yes maybe no
Hope this helps | 2 | null | /r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vxx9ch/removed_by_moderator/p5s7pm9/ | 1,789,197,033 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5s7zwr | wallstreetbets | 1vxx9ch | 1vxx9ch | 0 | dmlrr | 1,787,658,055 | yes | 1 | null | /r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vxx9ch/removed_by_moderator/p5s7zwr/ | 1,789,197,033 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5s807s | wallstreetbets | 1vxx9ch | 1vxx9ch | 0 | metatalks | 1,787,658,058 | 
| 2 | null | /r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vxx9ch/removed_by_moderator/p5s807s/ | 1,789,197,033 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5s819d | wallstreetbets | 1vxx9ch | p5s7pm9 | 1 | rimkak | 1,787,658,069 | Sums it all up effectively | 1 | null | /r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vxx9ch/removed_by_moderator/p5s819d/ | 1,789,197,033 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5s8ndo | wallstreetbets | 1vxx9ch | 1vxx9ch | 0 | CCCmonster | 1,787,658,290 | Should be ripe for ai worker replacement savings | 1 | null | /r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vxx9ch/removed_by_moderator/p5s8ndo/ | 1,789,197,033 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5s9mum | wallstreetbets | 1vxx9ch | 1vxx9ch | 0 | AdditionalCheetah354 | 1,787,658,642 | Nope … but I bought amazon in 1997………! | 1 | null | /r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vxx9ch/removed_by_moderator/p5s9mum/ | 1,789,197,033 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5s9u0d | wallstreetbets | 1vxx9ch | 1vxx9ch | 0 | spez_eats_nazi_ass | 1,787,658,712 | They will be a good short target. | 1 | null | /r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vxx9ch/removed_by_moderator/p5s9u0d/ | 1,789,197,033 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5t1o71 | wallstreetbets | 1vy0teq | 1vy0teq | 0 | SuppleWinston | 1,787,667,075 | GoLd AnD tUlipS aRe PHysiCAlly iDeNtiCaL. | 38 | null | /r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vy0teq/2026_gold_is_1637_tulips/p5t1o71/ | 1,789,205,437 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5t1r31 | wallstreetbets | 1vy0teq | 1vy0teq | 0 | znightmaree | 1,787,667,097 | I own zero gold and think this is regarded | 13 | null | /r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vy0teq/2026_gold_is_1637_tulips/p5t1r31/ | 1,789,205,437 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5t1u0l | wallstreetbets | 1vy0teq | 1vy0teq | 0 | wsbgodly123 | 1,787,667,119 | Got it and bought tulip calls. Already up 20% | 20 | null | /r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vy0teq/2026_gold_is_1637_tulips/p5t1u0l/ | 1,789,205,437 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5t2ghn | wallstreetbets | 1vy0teq | 1vy0teq | 0 | Zanthious | 1,787,667,286 | i dont think you understand how gold works lmao. Name 100% checks out tho | 27 | null | /r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vy0teq/2026_gold_is_1637_tulips/p5t2ghn/ | 1,789,205,437 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5t2h8c | wallstreetbets | 1vy0teq | 1vy0teq | 0 | diefy7321 | 1,787,667,292 | This is so gey | 13 | null | /r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vy0teq/2026_gold_is_1637_tulips/p5t2h8c/ | 1,789,205,437 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5t30at | wallstreetbets | 1vy0teq | 1vy0teq | 0 | GaiusMarius7Times | 1,787,667,434 | Gold has been a store of wealth for....... uh, ever. | 16 | null | /r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vy0teq/2026_gold_is_1637_tulips/p5t30at/ | 1,789,205,437 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5t322n | wallstreetbets | 1vy0teq | 1vy0teq | 0 | Aromatic_Pianist792 | 1,787,667,448 | Replace the word money with stupidity and you're a billionaire. | 15 | null | /r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vy0teq/2026_gold_is_1637_tulips/p5t322n/ | 1,789,205,437 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5t39l5 | wallstreetbets | 1vy0teq | 1vy0teq | 0 | AzracTheFirst | 1,787,667,504 |  | 29 | null | /r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vy0teq/2026_gold_is_1637_tulips/p5t39l5/ | 1,789,205,437 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5t3eoo | wallstreetbets | 1vy0teq | 1vy0teq | 0 | No_Feeling920 | 1,787,667,542 | I think you might use the same logic and short BTC. It would be probably even safer, since central banks are not swapping their USDs/USTs for it (unlike gold). 😄
Though, drying up liquidity is going to bring down pretty much all assets of this kind, if that's what you're essentially betting on. | 4 | null | /r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vy0teq/2026_gold_is_1637_tulips/p5t3eoo/ | 1,789,205,437 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5t3l68 | wallstreetbets | 1vy0teq | 1vy0teq | 0 | CHM11moondog | 1,787,667,591 | What's the expiration on that self inflicted bomb you've set up? | 2 | null | /r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vy0teq/2026_gold_is_1637_tulips/p5t3l68/ | 1,789,205,437 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5t3lom | wallstreetbets | 1vy0teq | 1vy0teq | 0 | Half_Cash_Half_Stock | 1,787,667,595 | You belong here | 5 | null | /r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vy0teq/2026_gold_is_1637_tulips/p5t3lom/ | 1,789,205,437 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5t3vsc | wallstreetbets | 1vy0teq | 1vy0teq | 0 | Severe_Bed2207 | 1,787,667,670 | Gold is useful | 7 | null | /r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vy0teq/2026_gold_is_1637_tulips/p5t3vsc/ | 1,789,205,437 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5t468e | wallstreetbets | 1vy0teq | 1vy0teq | 0 | AntiqueProfessor5134 | 1,787,667,746 | Shorting gold huh? Better hope Elon finds an asteroid full of the stuff. Everybody's getting nervous about US Treasuries and there's no other obvious neutral reserve currency, so central banks are upping their gold reserves instead, that's a lot of why the price is creeping up I think. | 8 | null | /r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vy0teq/2026_gold_is_1637_tulips/p5t468e/ | 1,789,205,437 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5t49fx | wallstreetbets | 1vy0teq | 1vy0teq | 0 | volckerwasright | 1,787,667,770 | Comments are SEETHING which means this is a moneyprinter | 0 | null | /r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vy0teq/2026_gold_is_1637_tulips/p5t49fx/ | 1,789,205,437 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5t4f1n | wallstreetbets | 1vy0teq | p5t2h8c | 1 | YellowBananas123 | 1,787,667,813 | NO TULIPS FOR YOU! | 2 | null | /r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vy0teq/2026_gold_is_1637_tulips/p5t4f1n/ | 1,789,205,437 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5t4njr | wallstreetbets | 1vy0teq | 1vy0teq | 0 | TheDeHymenizer | 1,787,667,875 | Its true personally I take my gold, plant it in my front yard, and come spring time I have 100x the gold.
People planting their own gold is going to crash this thing fast. | 6 | null | /r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vy0teq/2026_gold_is_1637_tulips/p5t4njr/ | 1,789,205,437 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5t4oir | wallstreetbets | 1vy0teq | p5t4f1n | 2 | CaesarLinguini | 1,787,667,882 | What's better than roses on your piano?
Two lips (tulips) on your organ. | 5 | null | /r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vy0teq/2026_gold_is_1637_tulips/p5t4oir/ | 1,789,205,437 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5t5i9t | wallstreetbets | 1vy0teq | 1vy0teq | 0 | downsizing420 | 1,787,668,101 | I can assure you, you won't be taking profit. | 5 | null | /r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vy0teq/2026_gold_is_1637_tulips/p5t5i9t/ | 1,789,205,437 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5t61v3 | wallstreetbets | 1vy0teq | 1vy0teq | 0 | Psychological_Eye969 | 1,787,668,247 | Try and find someone that bet against gold and is solvent to run this by.
You can't. | 4 | null | /r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vy0teq/2026_gold_is_1637_tulips/p5t61v3/ | 1,789,205,437 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5t6gq2 | wallstreetbets | 1vy0teq | 1vy0teq | 0 | FinePerformance1046 | 1,787,668,356 | lmao retard | 2 | null | /r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vy0teq/2026_gold_is_1637_tulips/p5t6gq2/ | 1,789,205,437 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5t6pw2 | wallstreetbets | 1vy0teq | 1vy0teq | 0 | Pwnstein | 1,787,668,424 | This post ánd keeping your profile hidden... Stain on stain. | 0 | null | /r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vy0teq/2026_gold_is_1637_tulips/p5t6pw2/ | 1,789,205,437 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5t6rfz | wallstreetbets | 1vy0teq | p5t49fx | 1 | FinePerformance1046 | 1,787,668,435 | no they're seething because OP is so incredibly retarded | 1 | null | /r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vy0teq/2026_gold_is_1637_tulips/p5t6rfz/ | 1,789,205,437 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5t77nl | wallstreetbets | 1vy0teq | 1vy0teq | 0 | chrimminimalistic | 1,787,668,553 | No. It's not. Gold is not strengthened against USD. USD is weakened against gold.
Is it possible to go back to 4250? Very possible. If it is, congrats to you.
But why would you want to short against an asset? Limited upside with virtually infinite downside.
And again, it's unlike tulips, it won't collapse by like 80... | 10 | null | /r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vy0teq/2026_gold_is_1637_tulips/p5t77nl/ | 1,789,205,437 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5t784q | wallstreetbets | 1vy0teq | 1vy0teq | 0 | NormanMitis | 1,787,668,557 | Gold is clearly in a 6500 year bubble. | 17 | null | /r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vy0teq/2026_gold_is_1637_tulips/p5t784q/ | 1,789,205,437 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5t7fc7 | wallstreetbets | 1vy0teq | p5t6rfz | 2 | volckerwasright | 1,787,668,609 | QED - always inverse the herd
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1uloqsy/comment/ov5ri87/?screen_view_count=1&ext-referrer=DIRECT | 3 | null | /r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vy0teq/2026_gold_is_1637_tulips/p5t7fc7/ | 1,789,205,437 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
p5t7sv7 | wallstreetbets | 1vy0teq | p5t7fc7 | 3 | FinePerformance1046 | 1,787,668,709 | Checking people's reddit profile is chad activity. I'm up on metals that was just a few trades. | 1 | null | /r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vy0teq/2026_gold_is_1637_tulips/p5t7sv7/ | 1,789,205,437 | batch-priority-2026-summer |
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