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programmingcirclejerk | Serialk | gjn4c9l | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude, she's 14. She's old enough to learn C++.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/kz9f0o/linuxing_with_a_14_year_old/gjm6lni/<|eol|><|sor|> #include <unjerk>
int main() {
Eh, why not?
}<|eor|><|sor|>\#+BEGIN unjerk
People really underestimate teenagers.
\#+END unjerk... | 46 |
programmingcirclejerk | Serialk | gjnpmg6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude, she's 14. She's old enough to learn C++.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/kz9f0o/linuxing_with_a_14_year_old/gjm6lni/<|eol|><|sor|> #include <unjerk>
int main() {
Eh, why not?
}<|eor|><|sor|>\#+BEGIN unjerk
People really underestimate teenagers.
\#+END unjerk... | 33 |
programmingcirclejerk | VitulusAureus | gjmqhga | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude, she's 14. She's old enough to learn C++.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/kz9f0o/linuxing_with_a_14_year_old/gjm6lni/<|eol|><|sor|> #include <unjerk>
int main() {
Eh, why not?
}<|eor|><|sor|>I think the jerk is in the implied assumption that c++ is something yo... | 28 |
programmingcirclejerk | andiconda | gjn61g8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude, she's 14. She's old enough to learn C++.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/kz9f0o/linuxing_with_a_14_year_old/gjm6lni/<|eol|><|sor|>No, C++ must be strictly conformed to the age of 18 and above, any less is akin to loosing one's virginity at a lesser age.<|eor|><|sor|>This. I wai... | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | gjnpdf6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude, she's 14. She's old enough to learn C++.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/kz9f0o/linuxing_with_a_14_year_old/gjm6lni/<|eol|><|sor|> #include <unjerk>
int main() {
Eh, why not?
}<|eor|><|sor|>\#+BEGIN unjerk
People really underestimate teenagers.
\#+END unjerk... | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | etaionshrd | gjojn20 | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude, she's 14. She's old enough to learn C++.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/kz9f0o/linuxing_with_a_14_year_old/gjm6lni/<|eol|><|sor|>No, C++ must be strictly conformed to the age of 18 and above, any less is akin to loosing one's virginity at a lesser age.<|eor|><|soopr|>your kids... | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | UsingYourWifi | gjnaomj | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude, she's 14. She's old enough to learn C++.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/kz9f0o/linuxing_with_a_14_year_old/gjm6lni/<|eol|><|sor|>I'm 30 and I'm definitely not old enough to learn C++.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | vytah | gjnik6p | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude, she's 14. She's old enough to learn C++.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/kz9f0o/linuxing_with_a_14_year_old/gjm6lni/<|eol|><|sor|>I mean, if she starts now, maybe she'll learn it before retiring.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | SphericalMicrowave | gjpck14 | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude, she's 14. She's old enough to learn C++.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/kz9f0o/linuxing_with_a_14_year_old/gjm6lni/<|eol|><|sor|> #include <unjerk>
int main() {
Eh, why not?
}<|eor|><|sor|>Geneva Conventions.<|eor|><|sor|>More like Geneva Suggestions.<|eor|><... | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | voidvector | gjnlvnp | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude, she's 14. She's old enough to learn C++.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/kz9f0o/linuxing_with_a_14_year_old/gjm6lni/<|eol|><|sor|>This is why Rust and abstinence are the moral choice.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | Schmittfried | gjp54m6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude, she's 14. She's old enough to learn C++.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/kz9f0o/linuxing_with_a_14_year_old/gjm6lni/<|eol|><|sor|> #include <unjerk>
int main() {
Eh, why not?
}<|eor|><|sor|>/uj
Eh, I learned C++ when I was 14 myself. Then again, I only learne... | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | cutety | kwml3m | <|sols|><|sot|>I hate modern dependency systems. Why would Go or Rust go with that old style npm system? Why don't they simply create a file with all public functions, and then generate the diffs for every version. [..] modern language[s] need a package manager [..] version pinning is the most stupid thing ever.<|eot|>... | 139 |
programmingcirclejerk | cutety | gj563wc | <|sols|><|sot|>I hate modern dependency systems. Why would Go or Rust go with that old style npm system? Why don't they simply create a file with all public functions, and then generate the diffs for every version. [..] modern language[s] need a package manager [..] version pinning is the most stupid thing ever.<|eot|>... | 111 |
programmingcirclejerk | cutety | gj5bya7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I hate modern dependency systems. Why would Go or Rust go with that old style npm system? Why don't they simply create a file with all public functions, and then generate the diffs for every version. [..] modern language[s] need a package manager [..] version pinning is the most stupid thing ever.<|eot|>... | 60 |
programmingcirclejerk | diegovsky_pvp | gj57233 | <|sols|><|sot|>I hate modern dependency systems. Why would Go or Rust go with that old style npm system? Why don't they simply create a file with all public functions, and then generate the diffs for every version. [..] modern language[s] need a package manager [..] version pinning is the most stupid thing ever.<|eot|>... | 52 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | gj58hvz | <|sols|><|sot|>I hate modern dependency systems. Why would Go or Rust go with that old style npm system? Why don't they simply create a file with all public functions, and then generate the diffs for every version. [..] modern language[s] need a package manager [..] version pinning is the most stupid thing ever.<|eot|>... | 49 |
programmingcirclejerk | numpyburner | gj5j79e | <|sols|><|sot|>I hate modern dependency systems. Why would Go or Rust go with that old style npm system? Why don't they simply create a file with all public functions, and then generate the diffs for every version. [..] modern language[s] need a package manager [..] version pinning is the most stupid thing ever.<|eot|>... | 37 |
programmingcirclejerk | r2d2_21 | gj59zeg | <|sols|><|sot|>I hate modern dependency systems. Why would Go or Rust go with that old style npm system? Why don't they simply create a file with all public functions, and then generate the diffs for every version. [..] modern language[s] need a package manager [..] version pinning is the most stupid thing ever.<|eot|>... | 34 |
programmingcirclejerk | nmarshall23 | gj5b6kc | <|sols|><|sot|>I hate modern dependency systems. Why would Go or Rust go with that old style npm system? Why don't they simply create a file with all public functions, and then generate the diffs for every version. [..] modern language[s] need a package manager [..] version pinning is the most stupid thing ever.<|eot|>... | 32 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | gj5t9bm | <|sols|><|sot|>I hate modern dependency systems. Why would Go or Rust go with that old style npm system? Why don't they simply create a file with all public functions, and then generate the diffs for every version. [..] modern language[s] need a package manager [..] version pinning is the most stupid thing ever.<|eot|>... | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | BufferUnderpants | gj5al7o | <|sols|><|sot|>I hate modern dependency systems. Why would Go or Rust go with that old style npm system? Why don't they simply create a file with all public functions, and then generate the diffs for every version. [..] modern language[s] need a package manager [..] version pinning is the most stupid thing ever.<|eot|>... | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | axalon900 | gj5qltj | <|sols|><|sot|>I hate modern dependency systems. Why would Go or Rust go with that old style npm system? Why don't they simply create a file with all public functions, and then generate the diffs for every version. [..] modern language[s] need a package manager [..] version pinning is the most stupid thing ever.<|eot|>... | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | Poddster | gj5q7r8 | <|sols|><|sot|>I hate modern dependency systems. Why would Go or Rust go with that old style npm system? Why don't they simply create a file with all public functions, and then generate the diffs for every version. [..] modern language[s] need a package manager [..] version pinning is the most stupid thing ever.<|eot|>... | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | painya | gj5pqk6 | <|sols|><|sot|>I hate modern dependency systems. Why would Go or Rust go with that old style npm system? Why don't they simply create a file with all public functions, and then generate the diffs for every version. [..] modern language[s] need a package manager [..] version pinning is the most stupid thing ever.<|eot|>... | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | qqwy | gj5gs22 | <|sols|><|sot|>I hate modern dependency systems. Why would Go or Rust go with that old style npm system? Why don't they simply create a file with all public functions, and then generate the diffs for every version. [..] modern language[s] need a package manager [..] version pinning is the most stupid thing ever.<|eot|>... | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | yawkat | gj612hs | <|sols|><|sot|>I hate modern dependency systems. Why would Go or Rust go with that old style npm system? Why don't they simply create a file with all public functions, and then generate the diffs for every version. [..] modern language[s] need a package manager [..] version pinning is the most stupid thing ever.<|eot|>... | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | xmcqdpt2 | gj6sly4 | <|sols|><|sot|>I hate modern dependency systems. Why would Go or Rust go with that old style npm system? Why don't they simply create a file with all public functions, and then generate the diffs for every version. [..] modern language[s] need a package manager [..] version pinning is the most stupid thing ever.<|eot|>... | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | officerthegeek | gj5ba5h | <|sols|><|sot|>I hate modern dependency systems. Why would Go or Rust go with that old style npm system? Why don't they simply create a file with all public functions, and then generate the diffs for every version. [..] modern language[s] need a package manager [..] version pinning is the most stupid thing ever.<|eot|>... | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | csb06 | gj5xv2s | <|sols|><|sot|>I hate modern dependency systems. Why would Go or Rust go with that old style npm system? Why don't they simply create a file with all public functions, and then generate the diffs for every version. [..] modern language[s] need a package manager [..] version pinning is the most stupid thing ever.<|eot|>... | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | marmakoide | gj7bw65 | <|sols|><|sot|>I hate modern dependency systems. Why would Go or Rust go with that old style npm system? Why don't they simply create a file with all public functions, and then generate the diffs for every version. [..] modern language[s] need a package manager [..] version pinning is the most stupid thing ever.<|eot|>... | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | tgbugs | gj5atfe | <|sols|><|sot|>I hate modern dependency systems. Why would Go or Rust go with that old style npm system? Why don't they simply create a file with all public functions, and then generate the diffs for every version. [..] modern language[s] need a package manager [..] version pinning is the most stupid thing ever.<|eot|>... | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | Poddster | gj5qy28 | <|sols|><|sot|>I hate modern dependency systems. Why would Go or Rust go with that old style npm system? Why don't they simply create a file with all public functions, and then generate the diffs for every version. [..] modern language[s] need a package manager [..] version pinning is the most stupid thing ever.<|eot|>... | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | silentconfessor | k4pkz6 | <|sols|><|sot|>A windows computer is basically a toy... I can't think of anything anybody would do in excel on a daily basis that pandas wouldn't be better for. I can't think of anything you'd do in word on a daily basis that vim/emacs + LaTeX wouldn't be better for.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/programming/commen... | 137 |
programmingcirclejerk | muntaxitome | geacus3 | <|sols|><|sot|>A windows computer is basically a toy... I can't think of anything anybody would do in excel on a daily basis that pandas wouldn't be better for. I can't think of anything you'd do in word on a daily basis that vim/emacs + LaTeX wouldn't be better for.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/programming/commen... | 95 |
programmingcirclejerk | NynaevetialMeara | geagl1q | <|sols|><|sot|>A windows computer is basically a toy... I can't think of anything anybody would do in excel on a daily basis that pandas wouldn't be better for. I can't think of anything you'd do in word on a daily basis that vim/emacs + LaTeX wouldn't be better for.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/programming/commen... | 76 |
programmingcirclejerk | officerthegeek | gea6k5w | <|sols|><|sot|>A windows computer is basically a toy... I can't think of anything anybody would do in excel on a daily basis that pandas wouldn't be better for. I can't think of anything you'd do in word on a daily basis that vim/emacs + LaTeX wouldn't be better for.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/programming/commen... | 69 |
programmingcirclejerk | irqlnotdispatchlevel | geamq3f | <|sols|><|sot|>A windows computer is basically a toy... I can't think of anything anybody would do in excel on a daily basis that pandas wouldn't be better for. I can't think of anything you'd do in word on a daily basis that vim/emacs + LaTeX wouldn't be better for.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/programming/commen... | 34 |
programmingcirclejerk | tgbugs | geb37q2 | <|sols|><|sot|>A windows computer is basically a toy... I can't think of anything anybody would do in excel on a daily basis that pandas wouldn't be better for. I can't think of anything you'd do in word on a daily basis that vim/emacs + LaTeX wouldn't be better for.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/programming/commen... | 28 |
programmingcirclejerk | VeganVagiVore | gebd9s4 | <|sols|><|sot|>A windows computer is basically a toy... I can't think of anything anybody would do in excel on a daily basis that pandas wouldn't be better for. I can't think of anything you'd do in word on a daily basis that vim/emacs + LaTeX wouldn't be better for.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/programming/commen... | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | rafgro | gearvif | <|sols|><|sot|>A windows computer is basically a toy... I can't think of anything anybody would do in excel on a daily basis that pandas wouldn't be better for. I can't think of anything you'd do in word on a daily basis that vim/emacs + LaTeX wouldn't be better for.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/programming/commen... | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | monstersgetcreative | geb2gd3 | <|sols|><|sot|>A windows computer is basically a toy... I can't think of anything anybody would do in excel on a daily basis that pandas wouldn't be better for. I can't think of anything you'd do in word on a daily basis that vim/emacs + LaTeX wouldn't be better for.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/programming/commen... | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | tetroxid | geafxtg | <|sols|><|sot|>A windows computer is basically a toy... I can't think of anything anybody would do in excel on a daily basis that pandas wouldn't be better for. I can't think of anything you'd do in word on a daily basis that vim/emacs + LaTeX wouldn't be better for.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/programming/commen... | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | geb09hi | <|sols|><|sot|>A windows computer is basically a toy... I can't think of anything anybody would do in excel on a daily basis that pandas wouldn't be better for. I can't think of anything you'd do in word on a daily basis that vim/emacs + LaTeX wouldn't be better for.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/programming/commen... | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | NynaevetialMeara | geb0mw9 | <|sols|><|sot|>A windows computer is basically a toy... I can't think of anything anybody would do in excel on a daily basis that pandas wouldn't be better for. I can't think of anything you'd do in word on a daily basis that vim/emacs + LaTeX wouldn't be better for.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/programming/commen... | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | silentconfessor | gebezv1 | <|sols|><|sot|>A windows computer is basically a toy... I can't think of anything anybody would do in excel on a daily basis that pandas wouldn't be better for. I can't think of anything you'd do in word on a daily basis that vim/emacs + LaTeX wouldn't be better for.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/programming/commen... | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | officerthegeek | geatkb8 | <|sols|><|sot|>A windows computer is basically a toy... I can't think of anything anybody would do in excel on a daily basis that pandas wouldn't be better for. I can't think of anything you'd do in word on a daily basis that vim/emacs + LaTeX wouldn't be better for.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/programming/commen... | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | VeganVagiVore | gebdamg | <|sols|><|sot|>A windows computer is basically a toy... I can't think of anything anybody would do in excel on a daily basis that pandas wouldn't be better for. I can't think of anything you'd do in word on a daily basis that vim/emacs + LaTeX wouldn't be better for.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/programming/commen... | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | ezluckyfreeeeee | izas2n | <|sols|><|sot|>If an octopus can beat me at Sokoban, I don't care whether it thinks with its brain or its arms, I would like to hire it as a programmer for my startup.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24585366<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 137 |
programmingcirclejerk | andiconda | g6i40jg | <|sols|><|sot|>If an octopus can beat me at Sokoban, I don't care whether it thinks with its brain or its arms, I would like to hire it as a programmer for my startup.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24585366<|eol|><|sor|>If a room full of monkeys can write shakespeare, then surely a room full of octo... | 71 |
programmingcirclejerk | BertyLohan | g6ijqae | <|sols|><|sot|>If an octopus can beat me at Sokoban, I don't care whether it thinks with its brain or its arms, I would like to hire it as a programmer for my startup.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24585366<|eol|><|sor|>If a room full of monkeys can write shakespeare, then surely a room full of octo... | 36 |
programmingcirclejerk | etaionshrd | g6ildjd | <|sols|><|sot|>If an octopus can beat me at Sokoban, I don't care whether it thinks with its brain or its arms, I would like to hire it as a programmer for my startup.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24585366<|eol|><|sor|>If a room full of monkeys can write shakespeare, then surely a room full of octo... | 35 |
programmingcirclejerk | zetaconvex | g6ijjs8 | <|sols|><|sot|>If an octopus can beat me at Sokoban, I don't care whether it thinks with its brain or its arms, I would like to hire it as a programmer for my startup.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24585366<|eol|><|sor|>A computer once beat me at chess. But it was no match for me at kickboxing.<|eor... | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | axalon900 | g6i3wbk | <|sols|><|sot|>If an octopus can beat me at Sokoban, I don't care whether it thinks with its brain or its arms, I would like to hire it as a programmer for my startup.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24585366<|eol|><|sor|>Good call, octopuses naturally eat rustaceans<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | muntaxitome | g6ixoa8 | <|sols|><|sot|>If an octopus can beat me at Sokoban, I don't care whether it thinks with its brain or its arms, I would like to hire it as a programmer for my startup.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24585366<|eol|><|sor|>If a room full of monkeys can write shakespeare, then surely a room full of octo... | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | silentconfessor | g6io7h1 | <|sols|><|sot|>If an octopus can beat me at Sokoban, I don't care whether it thinks with its brain or its arms, I would like to hire it as a programmer for my startup.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24585366<|eol|><|sor|>If a room full of monkeys can write shakespeare, then surely a room full of octo... | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | JameslsaacNeutron | g6ii50g | <|sols|><|sot|>If an octopus can beat me at Sokoban, I don't care whether it thinks with its brain or its arms, I would like to hire it as a programmer for my startup.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24585366<|eol|><|sor|>Octopi have about a 3 year turnover rate, making them perfect for startups<|eor|... | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | officerthegeek | g6i80jh | <|sols|><|sot|>If an octopus can beat me at Sokoban, I don't care whether it thinks with its brain or its arms, I would like to hire it as a programmer for my startup.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24585366<|eol|><|sor|>I mean, it thinks with his brainS not his brain. So it would make a shitty progr... | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | Shorttail0 | g6in9ur | <|sols|><|sot|>If an octopus can beat me at Sokoban, I don't care whether it thinks with its brain or its arms, I would like to hire it as a programmer for my startup.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24585366<|eol|><|sor|>I mean, it thinks with his brainS not his brain. So it would make a shitty progr... | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | OctagonClock | g6ipgk6 | <|sols|><|sot|>If an octopus can beat me at Sokoban, I don't care whether it thinks with its brain or its arms, I would like to hire it as a programmer for my startup.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24585366<|eol|><|sor|>If a room full of monkeys can write shakespeare, then surely a room full of octo... | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | mizzu704 | g6ipalx | <|sols|><|sot|>If an octopus can beat me at Sokoban, I don't care whether it thinks with its brain or its arms, I would like to hire it as a programmer for my startup.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24585366<|eol|><|sor|>If a room full of monkeys can write shakespeare, then surely a room full of octo... | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | etaionshrd | g6ilfmi | <|sols|><|sot|>If an octopus can beat me at Sokoban, I don't care whether it thinks with its brain or its arms, I would like to hire it as a programmer for my startup.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24585366<|eol|><|sor|>[His VC](https://imgflip.com/s/meme/Unsettled-Tom.jpg)<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, non-... | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | g6i2qwl | <|sols|><|sot|>If an octopus can beat me at Sokoban, I don't care whether it thinks with its brain or its arms, I would like to hire it as a programmer for my startup.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24585366<|eol|><|sor|>[His VC](https://imgflip.com/s/meme/Unsettled-Tom.jpg)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext... | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | AprilSpektra | g6irkc5 | <|sols|><|sot|>If an octopus can beat me at Sokoban, I don't care whether it thinks with its brain or its arms, I would like to hire it as a programmer for my startup.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24585366<|eol|><|sor|>Octopi have about a 3 year turnover rate, making them perfect for startups<|eor|... | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | lengau | g6j54xi | <|sols|><|sot|>If an octopus can beat me at Sokoban, I don't care whether it thinks with its brain or its arms, I would like to hire it as a programmer for my startup.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24585366<|eol|><|sor|>If a room full of monkeys can write shakespeare, then surely a room full of octo... | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | zetaconvex | g6jvrkw | <|sols|><|sot|>If an octopus can beat me at Sokoban, I don't care whether it thinks with its brain or its arms, I would like to hire it as a programmer for my startup.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24585366<|eol|><|sor|>If a room full of monkeys can write shakespeare, then surely a room full of octo... | 7 |
programmingcirclejerk | dopefish917 | g6jdim0 | <|sols|><|sot|>If an octopus can beat me at Sokoban, I don't care whether it thinks with its brain or its arms, I would like to hire it as a programmer for my startup.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24585366<|eol|><|sor|>Good call, octopuses naturally eat rustaceans<|eor|><|sor|>octopodes<|eor|><|eol... | 7 |
programmingcirclejerk | officerthegeek | g6j3rfq | <|sols|><|sot|>If an octopus can beat me at Sokoban, I don't care whether it thinks with its brain or its arms, I would like to hire it as a programmer for my startup.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24585366<|eol|><|sor|>I mean, it thinks with his brainS not his brain. So it would make a shitty progr... | 7 |
programmingcirclejerk | cmov | e3fux2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher writes a function which calls map() but runs in O(1)<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/e06rou/will_map_filter_and_reduce_be_added_with_future/f8kl2bu/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 142 |
programmingcirclejerk | stone_henge | f92uf0x | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher writes a function which calls map() but runs in O(1)<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/e06rou/will_map_filter_and_reduce_be_added_with_future/f8kl2bu/<|eol|><|sor|>O(0) map! all it took was a language that forces developers to think<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 88 |
programmingcirclejerk | PrimozDelux | f92zysj | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher writes a function which calls map() but runs in O(1)<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/e06rou/will_map_filter_and_reduce_be_added_with_future/f8kl2bu/<|eol|><|sor|>Hey guys, I wrote a function which runs in O(n) time!
fn O(n: i64): i64 {
O(O(n))
}<|eor|><|sor|>... | 77 |
programmingcirclejerk | three18ti | f92wff2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher writes a function which calls map() but runs in O(1)<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/e06rou/will_map_filter_and_reduce_be_added_with_future/f8kl2bu/<|eol|><|sor|>> IMO it is easier to see how expensive such functions are, if iteration is expressed syntactically.
That's just ... | 67 |
programmingcirclejerk | muntoo | f92te39 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher writes a function which calls map() but runs in O(1)<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/e06rou/will_map_filter_and_reduce_be_added_with_future/f8kl2bu/<|eol|><|sor|>Hey guys, I wrote a function which runs in O(n) time!
fn O(n: i64): i64 {
O(O(n))
}<|eor|><|eols|... | 64 |
programmingcirclejerk | covercash2 | f92y27o | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher writes a function which calls map() but runs in O(1)<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/e06rou/will_map_filter_and_reduce_be_added_with_future/f8kl2bu/<|eol|><|sor|>> IMO it is easier to see how expensive such functions are, if iteration is expressed syntactically.
That's just ... | 61 |
programmingcirclejerk | orgulodfan82 | f933hd0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher writes a function which calls map() but runs in O(1)<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/e06rou/will_map_filter_and_reduce_be_added_with_future/f8kl2bu/<|eol|><|sor|>Guys I have just proven P=NP:
(arg) {
return;
solve_sudoku(arg);
}<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 57 |
programmingcirclejerk | wheypoint | f93a3u2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher writes a function which calls map() but runs in O(1)<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/e06rou/will_map_filter_and_reduce_be_added_with_future/f8kl2bu/<|eol|><|sor|>O(0) map! all it took was a language that forces developers to think<|eor|><|sor|>The key point here is our progra... | 50 |
programmingcirclejerk | BaldLife | f92wq6c | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher writes a function which calls map() but runs in O(1)<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/e06rou/will_map_filter_and_reduce_be_added_with_future/f8kl2bu/<|eol|><|sor|>what is unreachable code :S<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
programmingcirclejerk | muntoo | f939jau | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher writes a function which calls map() but runs in O(1)<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/e06rou/will_map_filter_and_reduce_be_added_with_future/f8kl2bu/<|eol|><|sor|>Hey guys, I wrote a function which runs in O(n) time!
fn O(n: i64): i64 {
O(O(n))
}<|eor|><|sor|>... | 40 |
programmingcirclejerk | 0xF013 | f92xml3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher writes a function which calls map() but runs in O(1)<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/e06rou/will_map_filter_and_reduce_be_added_with_future/f8kl2bu/<|eol|><|sor|>Hey guys, I wrote a function which runs in O(n) time!
fn O(n: i64): i64 {
O(O(n))
}<|eor|><|sor|>... | 39 |
programmingcirclejerk | jess-sch | f9385n7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher writes a function which calls map() but runs in O(1)<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/e06rou/will_map_filter_and_reduce_be_added_with_future/f8kl2bu/<|eol|><|sor|>Guys I have just proven P=NP:
(arg) {
return;
solve_sudoku(arg);
}<|eor|><|sor|>>proven P=NP
more like prove... | 32 |
programmingcirclejerk | wheypoint | f939tww | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher writes a function which calls map() but runs in O(1)<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/e06rou/will_map_filter_and_reduce_be_added_with_future/f8kl2bu/<|eol|><|sor|>> IMO it is easier to see how expensive such functions are, if iteration is expressed syntactically.
That's just ... | 32 |
programmingcirclejerk | cmov | f93bds4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher writes a function which calls map() but runs in O(1)<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/e06rou/will_map_filter_and_reduce_be_added_with_future/f8kl2bu/<|eol|><|sor|>> Syntax does make evaluating the complexity of a function easier. To prove that, feel free to try and evaluate th... | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | do_some_fucking_work | f930k0d | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher writes a function which calls map() but runs in O(1)<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/e06rou/will_map_filter_and_reduce_be_added_with_future/f8kl2bu/<|eol|><|sor|>Hey guys, I wrote a function which runs in O(n) time!
fn O(n: i64): i64 {
O(O(n))
}<|eor|><|sor|>... | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | wheypoint | f93ai68 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher writes a function which calls map() but runs in O(1)<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/e06rou/will_map_filter_and_reduce_be_added_with_future/f8kl2bu/<|eol|><|sor|>> Syntax does make evaluating the complexity of a function easier. To prove that, feel free to try and evaluate th... | 26 |
programmingcirclejerk | categorical-girl | f9394rp | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher writes a function which calls map() but runs in O(1)<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/e06rou/will_map_filter_and_reduce_be_added_with_future/f8kl2bu/<|eol|><|sor|>Hey guys, I wrote a function which runs in O(n) time!
fn O(n: i64): i64 {
O(O(n))
}<|eor|><|sor|>... | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | samnardoni | f93oqf6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher writes a function which calls map() but runs in O(1)<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/e06rou/will_map_filter_and_reduce_be_added_with_future/f8kl2bu/<|eol|><|sor|>Guys I have just proven P=NP:
(arg) {
return;
solve_sudoku(arg);
}<|eor|><|sor|>Gopher here. N=1 or P=0.<|eor... | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | SilensAngelusNex | f94746y | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher writes a function which calls map() but runs in O(1)<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/e06rou/will_map_filter_and_reduce_be_added_with_future/f8kl2bu/<|eol|><|sor|>> IMO it is easier to see how expensive such functions are, if iteration is expressed syntactically.
That's just ... | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | wheypoint | f93abg9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher writes a function which calls map() but runs in O(1)<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/e06rou/will_map_filter_and_reduce_be_added_with_future/f8kl2bu/<|eol|><|sor|>Hey guys, I wrote a function which runs in O(n) time!
fn O(n: i64): i64 {
O(O(n))
}<|eor|><|sor|>... | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | cmov | f93b6bo | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher writes a function which calls map() but runs in O(1)<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/e06rou/will_map_filter_and_reduce_be_added_with_future/f8kl2bu/<|eol|><|sor|>Hey guys, I wrote a function which runs in O(n) time!
fn O(n: i64): i64 {
O(O(n))
}<|eor|><|sor|>... | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | MagicalVagina | dgo6tq | <|sols|><|sot|>Readme in JSX. Because Markdown is too complex.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/solidsnail/readme-jsx<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 138 |
programmingcirclejerk | Busti | f3duwyj | <|sols|><|sot|>Readme in JSX. Because Markdown is too complex.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/solidsnail/readme-jsx<|eol|><|sor|>So basically a readme in HTML?
Time does indeed flow backwards.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 114 |
programmingcirclejerk | orangereds | f3dx5wj | <|sols|><|sot|>Readme in JSX. Because Markdown is too complex.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/solidsnail/readme-jsx<|eol|><|sor|>I, too, am disappointed by the lack of boilerplate and package management involved in writing a Readme.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 74 |
programmingcirclejerk | McGlockenshire | f3dypjg | <|sols|><|sot|>Readme in JSX. Because Markdown is too complex.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/solidsnail/readme-jsx<|eol|><|sor|>Be sure to hit the Other Discussions tabs for such quotes from the author as
> About HTML, I would have gone with HTML but I would lose the benefit of having shareable components, that's wh... | 56 |
programmingcirclejerk | F54280 | f3e9y43 | <|sols|><|sot|>Readme in JSX. Because Markdown is too complex.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/solidsnail/readme-jsx<|eol|><|sor|>I, too, am disappointed by the lack of boilerplate and package management involved in writing a Readme.<|eor|><|sor|>Look at [the source of the README.jsx](https://github.com/solidsnail/read... | 44 |
programmingcirclejerk | silentrunningfan | f3doiup | <|sols|><|sot|>Readme in JSX. Because Markdown is too complex.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/solidsnail/readme-jsx<|eol|><|sor|>> Create beautiful HD readme content with ease
What is stylesheet :S<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
programmingcirclejerk | SpoliatorX | f3e9yof | <|sols|><|sot|>Readme in JSX. Because Markdown is too complex.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/solidsnail/readme-jsx<|eol|><|sor|>So basically a readme in HTML?
Time does indeed flow backwards.<|eor|><|sor|>There's a fun new trend amongst ~~talentless hacks~~ React Devs where they put the CSS in the JSX. It's like us... | 32 |
programmingcirclejerk | m50d | f3efvmy | <|sols|><|sot|>Readme in JSX. Because Markdown is too complex.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/solidsnail/readme-jsx<|eol|><|sor|>So basically a readme in HTML?
Time does indeed flow backwards.<|eor|><|sor|>There's a fun new trend amongst ~~talentless hacks~~ React Devs where they put the CSS in the JSX. It's like us... | 32 |
programmingcirclejerk | bitfxxker | f3ee18l | <|sols|><|sot|>Readme in JSX. Because Markdown is too complex.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/solidsnail/readme-jsx<|eol|><|sor|>So basically a readme in HTML?
Time does indeed flow backwards.<|eor|><|sor|>From the w3sk00l react jsx manual:
>JSX allows us to write HTML elements in JavaScript and place them in the D... | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | MagicalVagina | f3e0o04 | <|sols|><|sot|>Readme in JSX. Because Markdown is too complex.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/solidsnail/readme-jsx<|eol|><|sor|>Be sure to hit the Other Discussions tabs for such quotes from the author as
> About HTML, I would have gone with HTML but I would lose the benefit of having shareable components, that's wh... | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | f3erv90 | <|sols|><|sot|>Readme in JSX. Because Markdown is too complex.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/solidsnail/readme-jsx<|eol|><|sor|>> Create beautiful HD readme content with ease
What is stylesheet :S<|eor|><|sor|>The best part is that ReadMe's don't even need to be beautiful. They just need to be clean and easy to read... | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | imatree | f3edgvf | <|sols|><|sot|>Readme in JSX. Because Markdown is too complex.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/solidsnail/readme-jsx<|eol|><|sor|>Be sure to hit the Other Discussions tabs for such quotes from the author as
> About HTML, I would have gone with HTML but I would lose the benefit of having shareable components, that's wh... | 28 |
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