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[2380.16 --> 2380.86] Canada is really big.
[2381.20 --> 2386.28] We have lots of trees, rocks, water, oil, and time zones.
[2386.28 --> 2387.42] That's what we have.
[2387.50 --> 2388.10] Not a lot of people.
[2388.36 --> 2389.70] We do all live in igloos though.
[2391.26 --> 2392.30] But at different times.
[2393.74 --> 2394.22] Sponsors!
[2394.58 --> 2394.98] Sponsors!
[2396.30 --> 2396.70] FreshBooks!
[2397.32 --> 2399.54] Let's see how well you know your FreshBooks talking points.
[2399.60 --> 2400.30] How rusty are you?
[2400.74 --> 2409.06] FreshBooks is the super simple, easy to use cloud accounting service that you can use for your small business environment.
[2409.56 --> 2413.86] So you can, you can enter all of your receipts.
[2413.88 --> 2415.10] Oh, now I can tell you're reading.
[2415.10 --> 2417.20] No, no, no, you were doing really well up until then.
[2417.22 --> 2417.78] No, I wasn't.
[2417.88 --> 2422.68] You can, you can, you can invoice people directly through the app and then you can tell if they've read the invoice.
[2423.26 --> 2424.52] That's something special.
[2424.70 --> 2424.84] Yeah.
[2425.00 --> 2426.70] Um, Colton's judging me right now.
[2426.78 --> 2429.28] So I'm losing track of, uh, of my talking points.
[2429.70 --> 2431.04] Uh, but essentially.
[2431.04 --> 2431.66] You do like the hip thing.
[2431.74 --> 2433.20] You do the hip thing when you're judging.
[2433.62 --> 2435.54] You're like, you're like.
[2435.90 --> 2437.14] The angry, the angry gold thing.
[2437.14 --> 2437.44] No, no.
[2437.54 --> 2437.68] Yeah.
[2437.68 --> 2438.20] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[2438.20 --> 2440.56] When you're, when you stand, you stand like this.
[2440.70 --> 2442.58] And when you judge, you judge like this.
[2445.46 --> 2445.86] Wow.
[2445.96 --> 2446.56] Yeah, I guess so.
[2446.72 --> 2446.96] Okay.
[2447.18 --> 2447.88] Yeah, see that?
[2448.24 --> 2449.12] That right there.
[2449.32 --> 2451.28] That is all the body language you need for judging.
[2451.28 --> 2451.70] You know what?
[2451.76 --> 2452.16] You know what?
[2452.18 --> 2453.60] And you can cross the arms if you want to amp it up.
[2453.60 --> 2454.72] You know what?
[2455.22 --> 2459.44] In the words of a great woman, Shakira, your hips don't lie.
[2461.44 --> 2464.22] Anyway, FreshBooks lets you track your expenses.
[2464.54 --> 2465.86] It lets you track your hours.
[2466.32 --> 2468.94] It lets you look like you're a professional.
[2469.20 --> 2475.68] Even if you're like not an accounting wizard, it makes you look like you actually know what you're doing.
[2475.68 --> 2478.38] And it actually makes you more organized.
[2478.38 --> 2487.76] So you can spend your time fixing people's computers or teaching pottery or doing whatever it is that you do as a small business owner or a freelancer.
[2487.90 --> 2491.64] Instead of dinking around with complicated accounting software.
[2492.20 --> 2494.68] You could re-thread badminton rackets.
[2495.30 --> 2496.16] It's called stringing.
[2497.14 --> 2498.22] They're strings, not threads.
[2498.40 --> 2499.48] String, thread, same thing.
[2499.48 --> 2500.06] No, no, no.
[2500.06 --> 2500.54] Same thing.
[2500.56 --> 2501.00] Credibility?
[2501.16 --> 2501.72] Same thing.
[2501.76 --> 2502.22] Credibility?
[2502.54 --> 2503.28] See that door right there?
[2503.40 --> 2503.68] Same thing.
[2503.68 --> 2504.18] It's out it.
[2504.34 --> 2504.68] Same thing.
[2504.68 --> 2507.02] Anyway, head over to freshbooks.com slash when.
[2507.24 --> 2507.88] Give it a try.
[2508.02 --> 2510.26] And they actually recently got a mobile card reader.
[2510.68 --> 2514.56] So remember how I was complaining that incognito tabs weren't opening on my computer?
[2514.70 --> 2514.92] No.
[2515.10 --> 2516.38] Do you see they're just like popping up?
[2516.48 --> 2518.02] I clicked it like 30 times.
[2518.26 --> 2520.12] And they're just like popping up every once in a while.
[2520.42 --> 2521.10] Bug report.
[2521.20 --> 2522.86] This is Alienware quality right here.
[2522.98 --> 2523.50] Bug report.
[2523.58 --> 2524.58] Actually, I have no idea what these are.
[2524.58 --> 2525.50] It probably just needs a reboot.
[2526.82 --> 2527.40] Oh, yeah.
[2527.56 --> 2529.62] I'm working on a review of the new Alienware 13.
[2529.88 --> 2530.66] So that's coming soon.
[2530.78 --> 2531.68] What's different about it?
[2531.86 --> 2532.28] Kaby Lake.
[2534.02 --> 2534.54] That's all.
[2535.68 --> 2538.06] But in order to make sure that...
[2538.06 --> 2538.26] Okay.
[2538.34 --> 2538.90] So this is...
[2538.90 --> 2539.02] Okay.
[2539.06 --> 2540.36] I guess we'll split up the sponsors today.
[2540.40 --> 2540.56] Okay.
[2540.68 --> 2543.34] In order to make sure that I'm not...
[2543.34 --> 2543.52] Okay.
[2543.56 --> 2544.72] This is something I've struggled with.
[2544.80 --> 2545.30] Tell me more.
[2545.60 --> 2554.68] In the earlier days of the channel, I would pretty much avoid reviewing a laptop unless
[2554.68 --> 2556.06] it was a new shell.
[2556.14 --> 2556.44] Sure.
[2556.44 --> 2558.10] So do you know what I mean by shell?
[2559.52 --> 2559.88] Yeah.
[2559.88 --> 2561.10] Like clams are in them, right?
[2561.60 --> 2561.90] No.
[2562.40 --> 2565.22] So laptops get refreshed a number of ways.
[2565.56 --> 2567.36] They can get like a single...