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[3688.36 --> 3690.40] But if I had to eat pizza.
[3691.14 --> 3692.54] It would not be your first choice.
[3692.58 --> 3693.90] It would not be my first choice.
[3694.34 --> 3695.98] It wouldn't be my second choice.
[3696.90 --> 3698.62] It would not be my third choice.
[3698.70 --> 3700.50] To be fair, we have some really good pizza joints around here.
[3700.50 --> 3702.58] It wouldn't be my chain choice.
[3704.16 --> 3706.22] To be fair, we have some really good pizza joints.
[3706.30 --> 3707.20] And Panago's a thing.
[3707.56 --> 3708.36] Panago's a thing.
[3708.56 --> 3709.08] So anyway.
[3709.30 --> 3711.02] We need to get Panago as a sponsor.
[3711.14 --> 3711.68] Yeah, good luck.
[3711.68 --> 3714.72] Aren't they like only Western Canada?
[3715.14 --> 3715.42] Really?
[3715.60 --> 3716.08] Is that right?
[3716.28 --> 3716.44] Yeah.
[3716.58 --> 3717.68] I assume they were like.
[3717.68 --> 3719.36] I think they're just BC and Alberta.
[3720.30 --> 3720.66] Oh.
[3720.80 --> 3721.32] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[3721.78 --> 3723.58] Like we had a buddy who moved out here for school.
[3723.76 --> 3724.12] Interesting.
[3724.12 --> 3725.42] Ate Panago all the time.
[3725.56 --> 3725.98] Loved it.
[3726.14 --> 3727.06] Moved back to Ontario.
[3727.40 --> 3729.04] And now he's like, dude, I wish I had Panago.
[3729.38 --> 3729.58] Yeah.
[3729.66 --> 3731.18] Like it's still chain pizza.
[3731.48 --> 3732.18] Like it's not.
[3732.92 --> 3734.50] What's that really good local one?
[3735.30 --> 3735.70] Jim's.
[3735.76 --> 3737.64] Oh, Jim's Pizza is so good.
[3737.66 --> 3738.40] Yeah, it's so good.
[3738.42 --> 3739.36] It's not Jim's Pizza.
[3739.62 --> 3740.48] Of which there are like.
[3740.54 --> 3741.24] There's like two.
[3741.40 --> 3741.58] Yeah.
[3741.58 --> 3743.38] There's two locations in Langley.
[3743.60 --> 3744.54] And they're both in Langley.
[3744.92 --> 3745.10] Yeah.
[3745.10 --> 3746.96] So go screw yourself if you want Jim's Pizza.
[3746.96 --> 3748.88] If you're in Langley, you should eat Jim's Pizza.
[3749.12 --> 3751.24] And I'm not talking Langley, Virginia, okay?
[3751.66 --> 3752.56] Oh, dang.
[3752.80 --> 3753.16] Sorry.
[3753.76 --> 3754.36] Langley, British Columbia.
[3754.36 --> 3755.28] Sorry, CIA.
[3755.66 --> 3755.88] Yeah.
[3755.94 --> 3756.80] We know you're listening.
[3758.70 --> 3759.76] That's funny.
[3760.26 --> 3762.48] You made up for the not funny thing you did earlier.
[3762.68 --> 3763.86] Because that was very funny.
[3765.42 --> 3771.10] So the shoes themselves don't do the ordering, but rather connect with a special Pie Tops app
[3771.10 --> 3773.20] to place a pre-designated order.
[3773.98 --> 3775.38] And you just press a button.
[3775.58 --> 3778.98] Whether you can accidentally order a pizza if you cross your ankles remains to be seen.
[3782.92 --> 3783.36] Great.
[3784.32 --> 3784.76] Okay.
[3784.76 --> 3788.16] So this was originally posted on the forum by Cloaked.
[3788.16 --> 3792.24] And this is ridiculous.
[3792.24 --> 3793.00] This is the Hangouts thing?
[3793.40 --> 3793.58] Yeah.
[3793.70 --> 3795.16] So Google is...
[3796.62 --> 3797.80] Oh, man.
[3797.92 --> 3798.16] This is just...
[3798.70 --> 3800.64] This is just terrible.
[3800.80 --> 3802.92] So the original article here is from Android Police.
[3803.44 --> 3807.86] Google officially splits Hangouts into Meet and Chat.
[3808.62 --> 3809.56] New apps.
[3809.56 --> 3809.82] Wait, what?
[3810.12 --> 3812.00] New apps, Meet, and Chat.
[3813.68 --> 3814.24] Why?
[3816.24 --> 3816.84] Why?
[3816.84 --> 3818.54] Oh, why?
[3819.98 --> 3820.42] Wow.
[3820.48 --> 3821.24] This seems awful.
[3821.90 --> 3822.24] Yeah.
[3822.48 --> 3823.26] It really does.
[3823.26 --> 3826.94] So it's literally just Hangouts video and Hangouts text chat.
[3827.28 --> 3827.78] Except...
[3827.78 --> 3829.10] Now you need two apps.
[3832.40 --> 3832.98] Like...
[3832.98 --> 3834.60] Holy...
[3834.60 --> 3836.02] Actual crap.
[3836.46 --> 3837.64] And this is great.
[3837.64 --> 3841.40] So Cloaked actually did a wonderful job of this news post.
[3841.60 --> 3844.72] Doing a good job of putting quotes from the original article.
[3844.92 --> 3846.56] A really good link to the original article.
[3846.92 --> 3849.54] And his or her own feedback.
[3849.98 --> 3852.84] As well as going and searching out this tweet.
[3855.84 --> 3856.24] From...
[3856.24 --> 3861.72] So Harroween, Harrison Hopkins, sent a message to Justin Ubertini.
[3862.80 --> 3863.78] Justin Uberti.
[3864.16 --> 3864.46] Sorry.
[3865.76 --> 3866.40] Hold on.
[3866.44 --> 3866.68] Where is it?
[3866.70 --> 3867.02] There we go.
[3867.06 --> 3867.42] Here we go.
[3867.96 --> 3870.02] So Principal Engineer, Google.