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[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Good to see you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi Frank.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, my goodness, they've all gotten so big!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Which one is which again?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ah, can I just say I know we're doing this for Ross, and that's cool, but if it was up to me, this is not what we'd be doing on our first date.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, what would we be doing?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I'd take you out for a ... |
[
{
"content": "Hey, Charlie!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, you bet.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So, did you bring a little something for Ross?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh. Oh, thanks.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, I didn't throw any of that out..",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I thought I heard voices! Hi Charlie! (Kisses her.) Hi Joey. (Hugs him.) And.. Oh! You're gonna have to introduce me to your new girlfriend. (Laughs.) I'm just kidding, I know Rachel, I know. (He squeezes her hand.) Come, please come in. Come in.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"conte... |
[
{
"content": "What? Fine? Because I am! Aren't you? Aren't you? Aren't you? You see? Who else is fine?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, listen, hey, Ross. Why don't you try to relax, okay? Maybe have a drink.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You know what? That is a very... |
[
{
"content": "Oh, god. So adorable. Look at them sleeping there like angels.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, they may be a handful, but they're so cute.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, god, the last time I babysat them, they did the funniest thing..",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "That's a, that's a long time.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, I know, Frank. I counted them when they were coming out of my area.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my god, Frank, are you thinking of leaving? Because I didn't have those triplets so you could just run out on them!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?! You can't separate them! That's terrible. Which one?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thank you so much for seeing us. Phoebe has told us such great things about you guys.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So, a lot of malfunctioning wee-wees and hoo-hoos in this room, huh?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I mean, you have a lovely home.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, we appreciate anything you can tell us.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my god!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thank you. (To Chandler.) I think I just had a tiny orgasm.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "That's great. (To Monica.) Can I see the book?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You want me to wash my hands first, don't you?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "It's.. It's just so pretty and white.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Can I adopt you?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, you must be Owen.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'm Chandler. Hey, I was in the scouts too.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, in fact my father was a den-mother.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You know how to use a compass?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You do? That's fantastic!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'd love to, but I gotta get back to talking to your parents. They're telling us all about how they adopted you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I got nothing.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "The first batch of margaritas was not so great, but the second batch is gooooood.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, maybe the next batch, we could all get some.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, guys, this is fun, isn't it? You know? Just the four of us. ... |
[
{
"content": "My fajitas!!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Look, Charlie, I just want you to know. Ross is just having a little trouble adjusting to the thought of Joey and me. You know, he normally doesn't drink like this.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Fajitas! Be careful, very hot plate, very hot plate!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ross, you don't even have oven mitts on!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "That is gonna hurt tomorrow!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, well, this is crazy. Can't seriously be talking about me taking one of your kids, can we?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Insane.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Alice would never go for it, right?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, just you know, for argument's sake, you know, hypothetically. Which one would you be willing to give up?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Frank Jr.Jr.?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh-huh.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, alright, that's fine. What about Leslie?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Alright, so that leaves Chandler.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow, Frank. I think we just ran out of kids.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'm sorry, Frank. I didn't realise things were so bad. You know, I'll help out more. I can - I can babysit any time you want. You name the day, and I'll be there.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, that's not good. But you know, I can move some stuff around, and I'll be there. You and Alice just take the whole day together.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Are you kidding? That's what sisters are for.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Where are Bill and Colleen?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "They're in the kitchen getting something to eat. Can you believe how nice they are?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "We have to leave!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Why? What did you... |
[
{
"content": "But kids are so intuitive. Don't you think on some level he already knows?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "See? Intuitive!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Which technically now you should give back!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'm so sorry, but you should have a sign out there or something. Or at least whisper it to people when they come in the door. \"Owen doesn't know he's adopted, and he also thinks that Santa is real.\"",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Everyone? I would like to make a toast to Rachel and Joey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ooy.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And to love. Ah, love. L-O-V-E, love. L is for life. And what is life without love?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "... |
[
{
"content": "Dude, are you okay?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Totally.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ross, you don't seem okay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wasn't it? And you thought it would be awkward with Joey and that you never really liked Rachel.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, that's okay, girls tend not to like me.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, I guess it's just flan for three! Hey, hey, that rhymed!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You know what, Ross? I think we're gonna take off too.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, oh. Of course. God, I'm so stupid. You guys are a couple now. I mean, you pro... |
[
{
"content": "I don't even know what that's for.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You know what? I think I'm gonna stay here and make sure he's okay.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, that's probably a good idea.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. I'll see you in the morning.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uh-huh. Ok... |
[
{
"content": "Morning. Here you go.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thanks. Did you stay here all night?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So you took off my pants and shoes?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No,... |
[
{
"content": "Hey, Phoebs",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uhm, we just wanna give you a heads-up. Bill and Colleen hate us.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Owen didn't know he was adopted, and Monica told him.",
"role... |
[
{
"content": "I'm gonna go tell Emma she was an accident. (Runs off.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So, you and Rachel tonight, huh?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. It's actually our first official date",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wow! So tonight may be the night! You're nervous?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Naa, no. This is the pa... |
[
{
"content": "(entering) Hey!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Chandler) Hey sweetie! (they kiss)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(looking at Monica's legs) WOW!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey! Stop staring at my wife's legs! No no! Stop staring at your sister's legs!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"conten... |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey Pheebs!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey Phoebe!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, you won't believe who moved back to town.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I know, Amanda! Ah! She calle... |
[
{
"content": "Well... I like how you look, what are you?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Two, I think a two.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Spray, count, pat, then turn, spray, count and pat.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, I have a PhD, so... (assistant walk out, not impressed by this statement) (Ross takes his bathrobe off and he enters the tanning booth. He stands up in front of the red light and the sprayer starts and sprays his face and torso)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "One Mi... |
[
{
"content": "No, I barely even got to three Mississippi.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Mississippilesly? (pause) Well, how bad is it?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So, how dark is it gonna get?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'm a four?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(sarcastically) Really!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(annoyed) Ok!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wait, wait a minute, there's no light on the back wall! How do I know when it's gonna start? Hello? (he slowly turns and the spraying begins, on his face) Ah, oh, ah! (he turns, but then he turns again and is sprayed in the front again) Ah! (he spits and angrily goes out of the spray-on ta... |
[
{
"content": "(hysterically) I'm an eight!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I thought you paid. (Rachel does not answer and seems puzzled) Ha, guess we wont be going back there!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey what do you say, we move this onto the likes of the couch?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I say cheesy line, but ok.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Whats the matter?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I am sorry, I dont know, I am sorry, I dont know why I did that!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ok, so sorry.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I am sorry! Again... I don't know, I dont know what happened, I must be nervous!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I dont get it, Chandler loved it!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ok, ok, ok. I promise, I promise, I promise, I wont do it again. I really do. I pr... |
[
{
"content": "(a little giddy) Uh, was that good for you?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, yeah. Could be Rachel asking if someone could baby-sit again.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "It could be Amanda!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, youre right! I was just kidding about Rachel. Babysitting is a gas!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You're from Yonkers! Your last name is Buffo-Martisis!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ok, dont hold thy breath!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hello? Is someone on the line?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hang on, shes right here. (he enters the living room and hands the phone to Monica) Someone's on the phone, for ya.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "We werent picking up, its Amanda!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to Amanda) I get pedicures!",
"role": "ass... |
[
{
"content": "Absolutely! Absolutely. I d... its just a little weird, its you, and its me, it's just gonna take some getting used to.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ok. Well, how, how can we make it easier?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ok, lets work from the top down! (J... |
[
{
"content": "This thing welded shut?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right, turn around, I got to get a look at this thing.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
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