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[
{
"content": "(in pain) Aww! (she holds her hand, moaning like she's biting back a scream)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You ok?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, no, no. Honey, I'm ok. Shake it off! (she shakes the wrist and it's more painful) Oh, no! No shaking, no shaking... |
[
{
"content": "Mike wins?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I can't believe it! (pause) I lost!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, you didn't.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Because I'm gonna play for ya.",
... |
[
{
"content": "Ok, we're taking that paddle home, mister.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(to Chandler) Honey, you don't have to do this.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(In a loving voice) Yes, I do. Now, I may not understand why you have to win so badly, but if it's important t... |
[
{
"content": "All right Mike, let's get this over with. Sudden death. Whoever wins this point, wins.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God! You're good!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "It's like watching porn!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And that's... how... it's done!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(to Chandler) Oh my God. That was so amazing! When did you (pause) Hold on! I almost forgot (she turns to Mike) loser! (back to Chandler) When did you stop sucking?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I ne... |
[
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah. The bartender said that they split up into two search parties, the herbivores and the carnivores. (pause) You know, we as a group are not the coolest.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I don't think they saw us.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(apparently unruffled) Oh. Can I... can I ask who?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I think I know too but I've been really wrong about this stuff in the past, so...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'm sorry... we... we can't.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I mean, you just went out with my best friend, and I just think it'd be a really really bad idea. (pause) Or-or not! (they kiss passionately)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, the way you crushed Mike at ping pong was such a turn-on.You wanna...? (plays with her finger on Chandlers chest)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You know, I'd love to, but I'm a little tired.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I'll put a pillowcase over my head... |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What's up?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, okay, Mike's taking a shower, which by the way there's no law against. And then we're gonna grab some food, so if you want...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "... finally...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Is that Ross?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, you can hear everything through these stupid walls.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Sounds like he's with someone.",
"role": "user"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "God, you're amazing... I didn't even have to ask you to call me that.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God, that's Charlie!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "She's cheating on Joey with Ross!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh that tart... f... |
[
{
"content": "Ooh... I can't believe I'm kissing you. I'm kissing Rachel!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I know, I'm her!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(whispering) Rachel and Joey! It's Rachel and Joey!!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Get over here!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "ooh...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wow!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(in her Monica-excited-way... TOO LOUD!) Oh my God, I love how thin these walls are!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(muffled) Thank you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, you know, before you said that nothing could happen between us? What changed?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, I only said that because of Ross, you know. Then I saw him kissing Charlie...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What? Ross and Charlie? (Joey n... |
[
{
"content": "I can't believe this. Rachel and Joey?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "How about the dinosaur twins in the other room? No-one is manning that wall!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I'm on it!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Anything?",
"role": "a... |
[
{
"content": "Weh...*sigh*",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, It's just... I don't think I can do this...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, NO! (they're moving to the side of the bed, where they sit down) Look, I need to talk to Joey. I mean, you guys just broke up. Before anything more happens between us, I need to know he's okay with it.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Alright, I'm gonna go find them... (twitches a bit, looks down) I just need a... need a before I can... you know. (gestures standing up... they sit and wait for a while) Grandma... grandma... grandma... (he tries to concentrate...) Okay, I see you later.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "That's the door. He's gone...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And she's... turning on the TV... and watching... Miss Congeniality!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Honey, if you know it through a wall, you know it too well!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, what are you guys doing?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, we're just... we're sad to go so we're just saying goodbye to the hotel. (hugs the wall) I love you... Paradise Hotel, Golf resort and Spa... (she walks away from the wall)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"c... |
[
{
"content": "(knocks on door) Rach, you there? (Joey and Rachel both get up from the bed)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God, it's Ross. What are we gonna do?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, ju-ju-just stay calm. Just be calm. For all he knows we're just hanging... |
[
{
"content": "There's no room under the bed. (looks around because she can't find Joey anymore)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Is everything okay?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah... (still looking to see where Joey went, and opens the door)",
"role": "assistant"
... |
[
{
"content": "I don't believe this... Have you guys been...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Shhh... This is the listening side of the wall.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And then she told me that she and Joey had broken up, and that part of the reason was that she had feelings for me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(clearly not listening and still trying to find out where Joey went) Uh-huh... right... yeah...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "Joey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Is he gone?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(still can't find him) How are you doing this?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Pssst...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "How... wha... Hey! What are you... What is this? Have you guys been listening this entire time?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Now, what is this?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ah, what is this? Well, lets see, we kissed for ten minutes and now we're talking to our friends about it, so I guess this is sixth grade!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh no... Have you thought about it how ... |
[
{
"content": "Are they right?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Probably, yeah... I mean, maybe we should... hold off until we talk to Ross.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah... Yeah, we can wait, we don't have to do anything tonight.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"cont... |
[
{
"content": "What's wrong?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Nothing...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Nothing... It's really... It's nothing... Come here, come here...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Sorry, I just uhm... I can't seem to get Ross out of my head...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, maybe I can help. (he grabs her head passionately, closes his eyes and kisses... Ross in Rachel's dress! He realises it too late, and when he does, pushes Ross's/Rachel's head ... |
[
{
"content": "Yeah... we really need to talk to Ross...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You guys ready to go?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Not quite. Monica's still at the salon, and I'm just finishing packing.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content":... |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh, no... no. I couldn't find him. I'm just gonna talk to him on the plane.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Stop it!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You're filthy!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, have you guys seen Monica?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh, actually I think she went to the salon.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah, oh, she went to the salon alright...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Check it out!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Who's day just got better? CHANDLER!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!... aaaaaahhhh!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What do you think?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I think.... I think I can see your scalp.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Don't you just love it?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": ... |
[
{
"content": "You've never said that in your life, have you?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I thought so.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And listen to this... (shakes her body so the shells tingle)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What d'ya know... It's a treat for the eyes and the ears.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Whoo, whoo. Wow, it's uhm... kinda weird that I'm sitting next to Charlie after we broke up.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, it's almost if Air Barbados doesn't care about your social life.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Look, does someone mind switching... |
[
{
"content": "Uhm... You know, once we're in the air and the captain turns off the seatbelt sign... you feel free to roam about my cabin...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Aaah... you're not good at this...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, I think I can come over. It's Saturday, right?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Why not?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You have a... You have a date? With who?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(lets go of his hand) You have... have a girlfriend?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "For how long?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Three months? Okay... This is probably none of my business, but uhm, how long do you think you're gonna keep seeing her?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, okay... good. You do that. And then when you get home, maybe there'll be a special delivery package waiting for you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You know what, we're gonna have sex. Let's just leave it there.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Right, I'm gonna go talk to Joey. I think this is the right time. He's always in a good mood after the flight attendant says \"duty free\".",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ross is coming over. I think now would be a really good time to talk to him.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I guess so. I'm just... really nervous.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, well keep in mind that by the time you're done, they'll probably be servin... |
[
{
"content": "Thanks!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So hi!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So you eh, you talked to Joey?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ah, yeah. We had a really good talk.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh! That's great!",
"... |
[
{
"content": "Hi, Mike's place.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ooh, that was fast.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, you can't do that! Oh, come on Mike, strap on a pair.Why don't you just tell her that we got back together. You know, women appreciate honesty. We also appreciate gentle spanking once in a while. Just F.Y.I.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Her name is Precious? Is she a purebreed or did you pick her up at the pound?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, oh and you know, if she gets upset, just scratch her tummy and give her a liver snout. (laughs and hangs up the phone)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(stunned) I... I'm Phoebe.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Enchant (she holds out her hand, and they shake hands)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, I can't wait for everyone at work to see these... (plays with her hair to make the shells tingle again) Ow!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You go back to work tomorrow night, right?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"con... |
[
{
"content": "(gasps) Hi... There she is. Hi Emma. Oh my God, I missed you. (kisses her) Oh Emma, I missed you so much. Hey... Did you have a good time with grandma Green? Huh? Did she give you a bottle of anti-depressants again to use as a rattle? (to Rachel)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"conte... |
[
{
"content": "Okay, bye. Alright, so Mike's on his way over. See, you thought you guys were meeting here, and he thought you were meeting at the restaurant, so you know... Doesn't really matter who's right or wrong. Point is... I'm gonna take off.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Alright... Susie, can I call you Susie?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, I can't say that. uhm... Susie, I'm gonna be straight with you... Mike and I are back together... and uhm... unfortunately that effectively ends your relationship with him. And he's very sorry about that and wishes you the best of luck in all your endeavours.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, I don't...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Nothing, there's nothing wrong with you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Damn it woman, pull yourself together! Have some pride, for the love of God.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, not a fan of the tough love.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "But he didn't really know, you know. He wasn't planning on coming to Barbados and proposing to me...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Look, Precious... Mike's not worth this. You're an attractive, intelligent woman and let's face it, Mike's kind of a wang. I mean, he proposed to me while he was still seeing you... He was gonna break-up with you on your birthday? And, I don't like to kiss-and-tell, but he cheated on you a... |
[
{
"content": "You're welcome!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Honey, you've been in there for a long time... Is everything okay?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Not really.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I have a problem.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Really? What happened?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, I was dancing around, and singing \"No Woman, No Cry\" and I got stuck.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You can't move at all?",
"role... |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So, did you err... did you tell Ross?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, I tried, but then he had a shampoo related emergency. So I guess now it's your turn again.",
... |
[
{
"content": "Look what I found in the drawer... (Chandler looks up from his book.) And you said I'd never wear this...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Now that I untangled you, how 'bout you doing a little something for me?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Sure, what do you ... |
[
{
"content": "Okay, Ross, I realise that you didn't expect to walk in and see that, but.. Let me explain, okay?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "We weren't doing anything!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Rach, he just saw us.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Sh... |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, you started it! I've got to chill.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Look, we probably should have talked to you about this before it ever happened, but..",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "We feel so terrible about this, Ross.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "Ross?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ross? (to Joey) Can we just close the door?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ross, say something. Anything.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So you two are..?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And have you .. ed?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, no, no!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, no, no!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "But if I hadn't walked in here, would you..?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Probably.",
... |
[
{
"content": "No, no!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ross, this is not how we wanted you to find out about this. You have every right to go nuts.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I'm not going nuts. Do you see me go nuts?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, but yo... |
[
{
"content": "God, this adoption stuff is so overwhelming. There's inter-country adoption, dependency adoption.. There are so many ways to go, and this is like the biggest decision of our lives.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "There's a hair in my coffee.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey guys!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, have you seen Frank Jr., 'cause he's meeting me here with the triplets.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You know, it's funny. Every time you say \"triplets,\" I im... |
[
{
"content": "That's sweet. Drink your hair.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, what's all this stuff?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, they're brochures from different adoption agencies.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ooh, babies! Oh, this one is so cute, ge... |
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