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@TheRealNardawg pretties!!! \ud83d\udc4d
Someone kidnap me please
@_Maigggan haha i know
@Caspar_Lee you should add me to your list \u2764\ufe0f
Probs gonna sleep all day tomorrow to try and get away from reality.\ud83d\ude14
GREESE. \ud83d\ude0d #Wegotogether
Not gunna ruin my night.
Oh wait I forgot you got a girlfriend so I'm irreverent to you now . That's how it happens right?
@kenanp17 took them to petco
Where the crap is my dad
@HB_Bananas Jersey Shore.. And I always have sleepovers!!
What the new xbox called #xboxone drops later this year say fucking word don't have to wait a year good ish @Xbox #xboxreval
@juliapagano2 what's the deal with all that tomorrow?? Lol like what time is it at and what's there gonna beee?
@sydney_rhines you know what this is about, right?
So why didn't I stay asleep?
Made my lunch, emailed, updated fall schedule, read up on the news, & went through 20% of my battery in 2 hours.. Tadaaa!
I seriously love how I've been saying ily lately and people decide to copy me... Not cool \ud83d\udc4a\ud83d\udc4a #beorginal
i will never ever care about what you think, you dont matter
New kicks give my cushion like whoopie
If this isn't love, this is the closest I've ever been, do you think we have a chance tonight as street lights sing on Audrey's song\ud83d\udc4c\u2764\u2764
Aweeee, it's so cute seeing my cat eat for it's first time \ud83d\ude04\u2764\ufe0f
@AK33chy uh duhhh i'm on the baseball team!:)
On that note I had a raspberry margarita yesterday that was delicious (:
I \ud83d\udc9c music.
Wish you were here.
Okay this tweet has been sending for like 10 minutes wtf twitter.
@Kylieleigh93 I don't know what time you came out the womb haha
@cccars Great show. I'm going to keep the episode \Invitation Only\""
Some people are just determined to leave, there's nothing you can ever say or do to stop them
Maybe if you waited ...
What makes her so much better than me ..
Thank you @marcuszanderus @Zak_Boggs @joshbrunsman for coming with me to endure my pain
@LowenJoey i see you too!
Second weekend I have not opened up my bookbag \ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f
I was trying to disappear, but you've got me wrapped around you; I can hardly breathe without you.
Mutcha fuckin never loved us
@baileyannwhite @itsshaniaayall You da cutie. \ud83d\ude18
My life is non of your business.
I would do anything to be in auburn tonight to celebrate #itwouldbewild
Conway needs one big ass alter call during lunch , yall hoes need help !
@swiatrak08 as it should be \ud83d\ude18
@Jeannie_Tesauro Oh. I see how it goes. Mmmmm.
@TheRealHarleyH it's nothing like the real thing man!
I knew she wanted it
@Nkovo11 @RedWingsFeed especially with a gm who's active in the market. Wings lack the ability to reload, hence JAbdel playing on the 1st...
She didn't find it funny.
@lynznadeau hangout soon I miss you cutie
@em_blooom or you could be Emma bloom she's a pretty amazing girl
@holmesh17 obviiiii nooooo
Is it my bedtime yet? \ud83d\ude34
@man_oftruth I was referring to Season 5
Shells and cheese is flame
@ZMyersOfficial what the hell dude? Lol
I hate losing my headphones #waah
This radio's jammin so hard. Hits on hits on hits.
Looking forward to brining in the new year tonight with some of my oldest friends. Can't say id have it any other way! Cheers
@JennnnHromyak me toooo! And then we could watch cheetah girls #rawr
Cuddling with Leia and getting puppy kisses. Greatest way to relieve stress. Thank God for dogs. #ILoveMyDachshund
@Dante27Dalton @__Colton come to Canada with us!
I've successfully done nothing
And that one hot guy she has an affair with
Fuck that
@AbbyStovall YOU LOOK JUST LIKE ASHLEY!
Still talking about nipples
I may talk to other guys but at the end of my day you're the only one on my mind.
@Ronnie2K in the new NBA 2K you should be able to make your player role have another option. Superstar
@Mikki_Dikki_ A+
@ImWinnDixie haha love you too soldier!
Seriously \ud83d\ude10
Jagr's last season, and it's with a team that will not win the cup. Goddammit he deserves one last cup win.
I need to be with @mduffffy I'm about to just drive over there... \ud83d\ude97\ud83c\udfe1\ud83d\ude34
LOL at the fact that i'm your only starred contact on snapchat @kinghenryla.... #friendship
@brebrebitchz we have sooo many
The colbster got student of the month!! So excited for him :)
@bccccccccc we shouldn't have jinxed the perfect number
I just ate a shit ton of watermelon \ud83d\ude0d
My weekend is way to busy
@Ozier_DaRoo No, that was yesterday. Last night I was getting her flower girl apparel. For our wedding.
So many sirens \ud83d\ude93\ud83d\ude92\ud83d\ude91
Your opinion of me is just as irrelevant as your existence to me\ud83d\udc81
The only good thing that came out of going downtown tonight was I smell like firewood. I'm never doing that again. Stupid
@heather9914 @townekaylee I actually know exactly how ya feel.. just play it out & do what you think is right
Holy I've never been so thirsty
Maybe I can watch pitch perfect
Anything going on tonight?!
Should I get low lights..? \ud83d\ude01
NOT
Your a slut.
@Sydney_Keninger ok buttercup
@Matt_Waina there's no point
Sorry I don't answer unknown numbers 765-513-6314
@killingdemon11 okay!
Buttered popcorn jelly beans....no good #yuck
Almost forgot how hockey gear smells after a game with two subs...
Driver Ed teachers are some of the bravest people ever. It seems that every year kids are getting worse and worse at driving.
Just No .
@So_Dopetastic you know the light that takes you directly to bcc ? Straight through that were on the side
@grifwitit you look like the skunk my dog killed and probably raped
Twitter is dead rn
Home alone..... With a box of tissues and junk food \ud83d\ude30\ud83d\ude25\ud83d\udc94