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@DJRusso2712 seriously
Warming up... Yessss
@AlexsiaRaee hey me and you are asian we don't speak spanish ! We got to stick together here !
Kanye has the most boring album covers, does he want an award or something
@TMusel @gcstanb @KaseyLuby @CharlieH40 @Lyss98 @bigdaddybuck51 I am bringing apple pie. hell, I'll make some jello too ;) #alreadyhungover
Who can sleep with hey Arnold on at?
#inelementaryschool me and @odonnell_haley would make each other piss our pants playing hangman during class
Who in MPLS doesn't have Easter dinner plans tonight?
@Kaleem404 what happened to SpaceBound man?
Down at Missouri state!
This day is just a dandy.... One its snowing and two I just dropped my fresh pizzazz pizza on the floor....
Guys glee comes back on next week
Not Hershel!!!! He's all I lived for
Soooo many Asian people at the train station, don't know why @gshimmy isn't one of them.... #snake
@_leennicole @brittt_reneee are you driving?
Got my room fresh and clean, got my scenties goin, and listening to country music. Great night \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\udc4c
I have an uneasy feeling. Trying to shake it.
You're right I do know. Ill pack my stuff in and move in tomorrow.
Ffffffffoooooooooooooooodddddddddd\ud83c\udf54\ud83c\udf5f\ud83c\udf66\ud83c\udf5c\ud83c\udf6a\ud83c\udf6b #hungry
When you feel like someone is behind you or beside you, it's The Lord watching over you with his protection\ud83d\ude4f
11 more days.. 11 more days.. \ud83d\udc9c\ud83d\ude14
@That_Lady_Katie I was going to go but we ended up at nicks lol
My mother is superwoman
Avril Lavigne writes the best sad songs. They put me in tears.
Jetskis, four wheelers, tubing and getting some sun is much needed #cantwait
Apple juice before bed! >>>>
Homework time
Moving a little slower today. #tired \ud83d\ude14
k biotch
Nothing makes me happier than cuddling with my dogs and watching movies about ridiculously unrealistic to love stories. #oops
@alifodayz they're not even the deans list now, are they?
Haha this fresh prince\ud83d\ude02
If you want it, let's do it, ride it, my pony, my saddle is waiting, come and jump on it. #JUMP
@stephcallariBBB basically I work for the bandits now! I thought I was gonna see you every Saturday :(
@Leothecoolcat @Luhk33 I feel close to few people from my class already #NotAroundNotForgotten
LUKE LUKE LUKE \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d
Put some clothes on \ud83d\ude48
Riverbend you did it to me again, thank god it's Friday because I'm definitely driving this struggle bus. \ud83d\ude37\ud83d\ude37\ud83d\ude37
But then on the ride home from school I cried because I thought about it too much.
that was the worst test ive ever taken \ud83d\ude14
@Caseybabe17 dafuq did I just read!? #Disgusting
@KayLohnes ouch what?
I literally pick my majors depending on how I'm feeling for the day
ID KILL TO HAVE TODAY OFF, ITS BEAUTIFUL OUT!!! #SoNiceOut #DamnWork
yes finally downloaded Lolly and STTM on my phone hyfr
@mynameis_NiColE and that was necessary because?
@Donnarumma10 I'll be way down if I don't get to see you!
Wow I wish I could fall asleep...
@MarisaChacos what's it look like!
Defrosted the freezer, now pool time!
This isn't how I thought my day would go
Omg goosebumps is on Netflix \ud83d\udc9a\ud83d\ude3b @whoispenny
The Saints are doing well... I'm cool with this \ud83d\udc4c
Dear Lord. My keyboard on my laptop only works sufficiently about half the time and now my mouse isn't working. Definitely on its last legs.
@cheishxc @MDNTLars Not on the goddamned internet you're not.
Hiccups
You seriously just don't know when to stop
I MEANT YES
Terrible night!
@dravenl1 nope
@LordSvoboda because we're the shit and deserve to know all your secrets
The moon is huge!
#FictionalDeathIWillNeverGetOver Mufasa
Jacob has a weird vocabulary. He comes up with the weirdest things to call people.
Baby please don't gooooooo @DavidElrick
Time for workkkkk bitches
I love when you ignore me ..
Michigan iu will be a great game go Hoosiers!!
I don't know what to do with myself right now..
Where's your appendix located
OMG SHE'S THE MAN IS ON \ud83d\ude4c
I wanna give you all my happiness and take all your pain.
You can never say to much.
@BreBoarman come and get me. Heyyo
@LiterallyEstee tips for tits
13 pretty Nice funny cool and needs to talk to me more.
NOW IM LYING ON THE COLD HARD GROUND OHHHH OHHH TROUBLE TROUBLE\u2665
Sooo I have to get an MRI done and have dye injected into my hip lol. #superfun #MRI
@BadBoyCompanyAC every college student ever gets sick right before finals. it's the best time of the year.
Corporate is in town Saturday, yay #notttttt
@ubeda_jessica 6:30 tonight. \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude18
Never again.
I'm just hyper #sorrynotsorry
What happenin
@danmoranville shouldnt take long to find out since he is going to Miami.
@mikeyg1441 I'm like freaking out because that's cute and I won't tell her so she told me that she would run me off the road if I didn't.
If you are a girl and have a six pack... Rethink your life choices
cant even understand you today. #EnbergProblems
@DanielleBrewer7 thanks :)
Does anyone have an ugly sweater I can borrow for Tuesday please respond ASAP
@__Briiittney__ and you were cleaning out my truck right before you left me
Nicholas Cage looks like a pedophile
@bgeezy69 eye see you
I roll up, I show you love\nHold up, you know whats up\nGo up and I come back down\nSomething like a roller coaster #favesong \ud83d\udc4c\u2764\ud83d\udc8b @itsYONAS
This snow >>>>>
@Laurenreed1719 Really? I wanna see it!
Hate being on bad terms with people, #goodvibes
@BenjiDietz that makes absolutely no send benjamin
@GMA Super dangerous! Who takes that risk anymore? Good grief, how many people have to die?
@Kenz_Anderson \ud83d\ude0a