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I wish my torso wasn't so long \ud83d\ude29 |
@tomoss93 psych! |
No one can fuck with @Drake when it comes to lyrics and rhythm. This dudes a genious. #legend |
I've seen enough of your duck face to last me 10 years bitch. #DuckFace #FuckFace |
Hey Denard, maybe you wouldn't slip so much if you tied your shoelaces... |
@mickle45 1 day 10 hours and 41 minutes. Get packing! :) |
Can't wait to workout in the morning \ud83d\udcaa |
Okay is anyone good at geometry?! I need your help. Willing to pay. |
@CoreyBlake9000 @thedailybeast I haven\u2019t caught it yet. It\u2019s good to hear! |
Good morning! |
China: Economy booming. Population dying-fouled air. Gets bad enough, USA won't have any Chinese folks left to pay, but no cheap play toys. |
So what's the deal with this are we automatically with zanesville or no |
Brandon's grandma is so precious \ud83d\ude2d |
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@NationalAutism praying this little girl is found soon |
Why do I always doubt the things happening .. |
no matter how hard I try, my plans never workout. |
Just from keepin cryin I laugh #Beware |
If I fall for you, I'll never recover \nIf I fall for you, I'll never be the same\nI really wanna love somebody\ud83c\udfb6 |
Only @ZacharyQuinto has the power to make me get Twitter. ;) |
@theCH33TAH @RaelynLuebb @sikedelixxx @ChrisMaddox211 oh I will |
thank you Cody for leaving without me and making me take the bus |
That feel. |
@jadkins_7 WOW!!!!! |
My little brother is going to get drop kicked if he play's bizerk by eminem one more time..... |
@danaschnetts yes |
@THuggins08 yeah I guess you're right, I feel like if I work out more then the soreness will go away, and you should let caveman train you |
I had a dream I missed like all of my classes; that was a good dream. |
I always cry while watching the blind side, no matter how many times I've seen it \ud83d\ude25 |
Bad Mood. Bad Bitch. |
Just woke up from a nap and all my roommates are gone.. What'd I miss? Haha. |
@HParrish40 you two had a good run... \ud83d\ude1e |
First day on vacation and I'm in the ER. Awesome. Great. Love it. \ud83d\ude37 #downwiththesickness |
Starbucks Frappuccinos are half off |
HELL YEAAHH PICKED UP THE FUMBLE #comebackkbitchess |
#GoBucks |
WHOS GONNA BE MY NEW YEARS KISS |
When bitches message my boyfriend about how much his ex misses him, #cool |
I don't want to be on the waitlist for ipsy!!!! I'm just too excited! I love my beauty subscriptions! |
Just I think it's time to get away! #confused #needmyfamily |
@My_Call15 @caitlyn_h that's what I'm thinking! Was on considering spring breakers bc of Gucci haha |
@BrittanyL_Gray3 @Heyits_Graeson @LoringCologne Harry potter |
Home sick for the 6th time this month... |
@MikeyMayy kid you're the one who said you'd fuck her |
You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat. |
Who in the hell uses their leaf blower at 1:30 am?! #gotobed |
Thanks Austin... |
Hahaha you can fuck right off \u270c |
I just don't care if people don't like me. \u263a |
@EmilyMachlowski nope \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 |
@ShyannBabby_ I understand and if I had them, I'd kill myself \ud83d\udd2b its disgusting. |
We just sippin' moonshine watchin chicken fry! #ThomasRhett |
@pizzapleasebabe At least you're closer than most of the other people I've met through Twitter |
@JessicaCoiteux Three 'Lol's' in your last tweet. Haha I must be one funny dude!? :) |
Ewww why tweet her. |
@justin_bronk ARE YOU READY ;) |
@WeBleedOhio you should do something cool with the blue jackets |
Had a really frustrating evening. Looking forward to #runningitout tomorrow morning! #RunChat |
Faith in God also includes faith in his timing. |
lol noooo. and you wonder why i don't talk to you ya man whore. |
I'm pretty sure I'm DMX |
hot temper, scary outcome |
How are you going to get anywhere in life if all you do is copy people? #iseeyou #goaway |
Adam does so we stole his truck |
@rachelkain95 well what can I say \ud83d\udc81 |
@lochnezzmonster Ew what a scumbag. That loser can take a hike! \ud83d\udc4b |
I will never visit Sea World after watching Blackfish. Truly insane that such majestic creatures are held captive! #freetilly |
@Jenny_Grace21 I wish I could retweet this |
a cabin in the mountains and a slow snow. best weekend ever! #gatlinburg |
i need to cheer up. |
When i slide into the ditch in the morning, I'm calling nancy to come pull me out. |
Hate horror movies. |
It's not a good feeling sitting at home thinking of every possible thing that could possibly go wrong in your life. |
You shouldnt have to explain how you came to the verdict unless you feel like you were wrong...so disappointing #trayvon #justice |
@AlissaM_22 I'm sure that you will NEVER need that information, unless you take Anatomy. Lol |
Done with Spanish forever #ThankGod |
@Jzaffuto no go the fuck home your drunk....zebra cakes are deliciousness |
@nansee96 #SWOON |
@ChrisKoetje ? |
What happened last night? |
I bet you you're gonna feel like shit when Emily tells you her grandma passed |
@OnlyMeli hahaha it's just one and I think he's new bc I've never seen him before |
Was nice to see some friends today. |
Probably gonna be up all night. |
Going to be a historic spring break & summer this year.. Not letting anything bring me down |
Can't think of a more nauseating feeling then when your computer completely shuts off in the middle of doing a paper |
I am so bored right now!!!:/ |
I heard the Albany Eskimo's have guaranteed that they'll pick Manti Te'o. They've been texting and tweeting him all week. |
Ain't nothing wrong with drooling while asleep... |
Not having Thursday night football makes for a very long week. |
TLC is still my favorite. |
#ifihadasuperpower no super power I would trade that to be the Goddess of Mischief along side with Loki <3 |
Woke up an hour and a half before my alarm and couldn't get back to sleep. #FUCK #IMUUUP |
Awkwardly continuing a conversation even though I have no clue what you just said |
@ChandloGreen THAT JUST MADE MY LIFE THANK YOU! |
Loving the eastern conference finals intro right now |
Doing something I haven't had time to do in a long time. Forgetting about my world and losing myself in a good book \ud83d\udcda\ud83d\udcd6 |
Already two AWFUL calls, awesome. |
@KClark9797 out of the weekends, the most stressful one had to be the 4 day weekend... \ud83d\ude12 |
I\u2019m friends with the monster that\u2019s under my bed, get along with the voices inside of my head |
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