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Have to b at work in 45 min and im still in my chair under a blanket #lazygirlprobz
@dleroseon1 haha I miss ya!
when I get late night phone calls from @Gillilan116 >>> #thebest
@crywolfseven @bscott614 you're a lie
When I heal my ass is gonna be covered with scars #Forgetyou #selfrighteousBitch
Me and my boyfriend can talk about nothing at all and keep a convo all day
Idk why I feel so sad and depressed, fuck...
@Marquezdiaz213 @DaShawnAndrews what are you guys doing
I've gotten so many compliments on how I look today & I haven't even left my house
It's a cruel world out there
Your opinion is irrelevant
@IaMiGr I'm aware cause that's your excuse for losing
I'm trying to do something tho get my mind off a lot of shit
The thirst is real with Jasiah for a phone lol
@AlyssaEmmaLee That tweet sums up my life #YouKnowWhatsUp
I just want one person to talk to that understands everything I say and where I'm coming from. Just one...
@AnnaAmess yes. You want to hit me with a stick.
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First name gorgeous last name don't care
@naureenindc tweeting bout education now?
I feel like a workaholic anymore.
Having a nice weekend
Our team is fucked
Nap time with Tess
Sweet baby Jesus Mary and Joseph I am so thirsty I need water
Exactly a month until Christmas Eve \ud83d\ude01\u263a\ufe0f\ud83c\udf84\ud83c\udf85
Wtf
Jones & Howie team up and muscle the puck away back checking.
@ChanseHaugh where is it at?
@EleniElisabeth It is the key to life itself. \ud83d\udd11
@taylorbiccum I WOULD DIE LIKE NEW HUSBAND WE WOULD HAVE OUR WEDDING IN THE BOOK STORE
I love giving people presents.
Walking through the mall alone looking for my friends\ud83d\ude48
I'm tired of feeling so alone
I don't wanna grow up. \ud83d\ude2d
I want to cuddle sooo bad right now..
@spalding_013 haha really?!
I don't care what anybody says, I still wish I were @amandabynes
Today should be interestinggggg \ud83d\ude1d\ud83d\ude02
Can't believe I have to wait til March 8 for my new glasses. My freaking eyes are faded. Like a 30 pack of Yuengling faded.
I always listen to music at night\ud83d\udc96\ud83d\udc96\ud83d\udc96
There was a time when if you didn't have Sketchers you were Nothing... But\nSince that was 2 decades ago they could just go ahead and Die Now
I hate being woke up
@samsamsamclark @CeleanaLambing what's this lol
If ohio state loses to Illinois , then we're fucked for the season
@tadergang piss off
I need to stop laying next to my fireplace watching vines and get my ass up and do something productive. \ud83d\ude32
It's obviously going to be a big deal bc the vast majority of the population knew them ok? people die&can't be recognized all over the world
@rnicolebailey I firmly believe their minds were made up before the trial
Alexis is in the shower & doesn't think I can hear her singing \ud83d\ude02
Well I tried being nice, going back to my ways
@mvesneske05 I love you too
Morning twitter
Wish the saying wasn't true 'its not what you know it's who you know' #horseshit
Home alone again. Hmmm #icouldgetusedtoit
All this time. #OneRepublic \ud83d\udc9b
@PresidentNallie Thanks Lovely. \ud83d\ude18
@PittmanGray @estes_40 just figure a way to fix the taste and you have an invention !
@NiHoran1993_ McDonald's?
Cause perfection is boring \u270c
@JoyHancock okay, just don't post it on any social networking site.
@TexansGuy80 Goodnight :-)
@katiipochs you never listen to meeeee
@TheRealKMcKidd I'm so overwhelmed with emotions right now!! Webber can't die!! And neither can Brooks!! Ahhhh!!
I miss @jayme_clarkkkk sooo much. We used to hang out everydayy
#IGottaThingFor nerdy boys \ud83d\ude0e
Stopped Cycle with #cyclemeter, on Vinings 20 route, time 1:29:45, 22.52 miles, average 15.06, ahead of median ride 0:24.
@mladyrebecca @thekillmars300 She had to use the pet word... just had to throw that in there. #flailinguncontrollably
I'd love to go on a road trip & just get lost somewhere..
@GabbyRogers1 did I @ you? NOPEEE jk
Brooke's drunk guys
Tornado forming above the house. #sketchy #homealone
Come to bed with me
@chelseymaeyust I've been the same way!
Watching the #Thunder play without Russell Westbrook is like watching the old #Cavs w/ just a young LeBron James. Its not going to win.
@creesh24 what number are u all in the district
@rstrohecker35 thank you so much!
@RatchetHumor @KaileeDrake you know what's up
I really don't enjoy finals or any of this shit
Sometimes you just have to convince yourself that the decision you made is for the best.
I fell asleep with my fan on and woke up with it off..\ud83d\ude33
Shush
@DrakeTheTypee of nigga to hold the door for someone walking 100 feet away.
@teamsilence32 No worries at all. Same here.. You are really adorable .. From what I can tell.. :)
Why am i falling asleep to the newest friday the 13th. Someone hold me since im probably going to have nightmares.
@Taylordurst97 @TaylorAnn67 he looks like a bad ass\ud83d\ude4c
@brii_ludx3 thanks bri :)
Woah, I forgot it was Friday....pretty troll
@jonhasler sadly, no..
@tinatranny bite them back
Watch.. My dad is gonna say he doesn't want me to come down..
I tweeted free chris hellllla hahahahahah @CrizzyCuttUp #truefriend \u263a\ud83d\udc4c
this pug is already pissing me off
Just heard 8 straight obscenities in a row. It's somehow calming to me.\n\nPs, penalties are absolutely killer. DPI and personal foul
I am eating a blueberry muffin from Panera right now and I'm in heaven \ud83d\ude0d
@alliedose only @alliedose would have an elephant with its head in the water as her header. #weirdo #missyou!
@lpoterek NO WHY IS THE STRUGGLE REAL DONT WATCH VALVERDE CRYING BYE
@McFlyinCA yup
Played Army of Darkness Tower Defense on my phone til 4:30am. #mistake
I miss youu