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I love Christmas and all but havin to get on the roof to put the wreaths up...#icant |
welp, i convinced a dude today that i am a lesbian and have a girlfriend.... what did you do today? |
Best way to make NBA playoffs more competitive.. best of 3 instead, any team can be beat twice out of three times and players are more fresh |
@x_acacciatore @MissMariaaa__ @AlexisKaitlyn_ well it wasn't about either of you two & if I had something to say if say it |
@nick43baciak the white-ish wild cat? Yesss why |
@allliebentley okayyyy |
Woahh, what's that bright yellow thing in the sky? #weird |
Weatherford bound |
Where is @_chelseysmith Lisa is charging around the house and I'm a lone soldier left out here to die |
Ooooooh I wanna see the next hunger games |
\ud83d\ude23 |
The men in our lives are dumb. @Taylorfender3 |
My life dream is to become Mrs. Claus \ud83c\udf84\ud83c\udf85 |
@edshow South Carolina has 8 military installations. If Hagel is not approved on June first they should have none |
Why do we have this many tiles in the first place????? Damnit menards |
Not extremely impressed with Gardner to be honest |
Beyond pissed as of right now. |
If I'm nice to you right now then you're probably a good friend |
Doctors orders. |
First break done. |
@TyMay5 it is like the 2nd week of march or something around then. Idk exact dte |
@jennatar @justinmcelroy Just looked back a bit, those kids do look pretty swank. Not so much as the FIL, but that's an impossibility |
When a good thing goes bad it's not the end of the world, just the end of a world you had with one girl |
It would be awesome if it snowed. |
The fact that I just pissed in a bottle pretty much determines that's I am not getting out of bed today ... Someone bring me food |
Let that shit burn |
Never thought a love like yours would leave me all alone #MusicMondays #BadDay |
The highway won't hold you tonight the highway don't know your alive, but I do i do.. I can't live without ya baby |
Why would you fight on Twitter? It just makes you look that more stupid. I've learned this the hard way. |
Like can I get a chuck sized teddy bear and just snuggle with it? That's all I really want. \ud83d\udc3b |
I'm lucky to have the best boyfriend in the world @Dmarket803 |
@1Tania76 Honestly I hope the #Bears win, but they had it gift wrapped and handed to them last week & couldn't close the deal. #Undeserving |
Why have a tournament on Mother's Day no mom wants to spend her day at baseball fields all day stupid ass team |
Probably one of the biggest boob fans in America |
@Richard_Immel @WillieAtFLO hahah |
@KayJayBrynee08 @hilltaryn0128 @brethompsonn yep it's bad! |
@HalaWorsley22 I only speak the #truth |
Life's a climb but the views great. |
I just deposited a check while sitting on the subway. Technology is amazing |
@TylerLaneFactor @dacee_kendall21 We have been |
Which is worse? Alabama's kicker or Tennessee's football program? |
Miss you @xoMissTJxo ! |
instead of a heating blanket, I need a cooling blanket...it's soo hot in my room.\ud83d\ude14 |
This subway>>> |
asap rocky is most likely my favorite. |
Fuck this. I hate not being able to sleep |
@B_Hennings05 @BrandonSchmidt9 try and beat me tonight. Come to Ames. |
No Daytona this time. Maybe the summer race though! :) and there's always Dega!!! |
On a side note......super fun night...night. |
I'm immune to the rules of adulthood. |
@BryanBroaddus I know Romo needs major protection, but should the 1st round pick be defence & the 2nd pick be Offence. |
I could use some friends |
Solid ground! Underneath my feet! |
@flickinchris hey wanna know what you are in my contacts?? |
When your studying..don't use a book from 2005..the guidelines change like every 2 yrs #cprgirlprobs |
All by myself. I'd leave everyone and everything. No one understands how perfect everything is there. |
what do we study for mrs powells benchmark tomorrow |
Kalief has slave feet. |
When someone says something about it I tear up. |
Just one block and 6 assist Rudy that's all I need from you. |
@pepperkatw give me more!\ud83d\ude2c |
Payback by Atilla is such a badass song hahahah |
Today is the day that I finally tried nutella!!! |
@karliestenson your face makes me laugh |
Me and skylar are dating tell everyone |
I seriously cannot be away from my dog for this long \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d |
I hate when i look like crap & everybody and their mother is out and about. |
#adios |
Literally the best day of my life thanks to @MarieMeyer55 @paige_desiree @Brittsimone1025 and @BSLaCoursiere So much fun. #GoHard \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude18 |
@leah_bhorst @jalenyoung28 let's get wasted with @MichaelRayWalt |
coming home after a long days of.. being fucked up> #bingo \ud83d\udc4c |
@KaylaStarling3 at 4 am?? |
GUYS I JUST GOT 700 YESTERDAY AND IM ALREADY ALMOST AT 800 WHAT. |
@Marit_Bahner SORRRYYY |
Cops legit love me. |
OMG... |
Just coming into school #sleepin |
Ahhh @machinegunkelly is amazing |
I feel bad when I get so angry that I can't even take it. Today is just not my day. \ud83d\udca4 |
@mccann_52 Those were from my really obsessed days \ud83d\ude02 |
Jared asked who retweeted me last night, that I didn't like so I told him. He said she's a pussy slut, even he knows lololol |
I need my license and a car, but at this rate it's really never going to happen. I'm kinda just giving up\ud83d\ude14 |
I hate when someone has a really good tweet but are on private so I can't help share the perfection of that tweet |
Today's been filled with so many awkward moments. \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udd2b |
I don't know what to say other then it's Christmas and we're all in misery #ChristmasVacation #truth |
Feel for both the woman and Winston. Bungling of case leaves too many questions that will never be answered. |
@TzH_Gravity @AllieHollon @heyitshanta I thought I added you in the tweet! Sorry special s/o to Ethan for picking up all our slack! |
So the school just caught on fire... |
@MouaFasa @nataliestrack after I'm done with spring break so next Tuesday! |
You didn't that that id come back, I'd come back swinging |
@xkristalee @Journeyy2015 get married so we can be related \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc70\ud83d\udc8d |
So thankful |
Can someone tell Jake to get ahold of me. |
I love you, I have loved you all along,and I miss you, been far away for far too long,I keep dreaming you'll be with me and you'll never go. |
So in the mood to watch safe haven |
Ran a 5k..used Post Race Snacks as Shot chasers. |
Got that spirit stick \ud83d\ude0c\ud83d\udc3e |
Wish I was going to camp |
Cool you're married and you've been together three months. \ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f |
@nikkimilt14 same I just wear the goggles and go to sleep \ud83d\ude46 |
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