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@sarahmarierose_ @kenziehall004 SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHERE THIS WAS
@ericbolling t
@RaymondMfon very true. I hope next time is soon.
Can't even eat without feeling like I'm gonna puke ugh
@deaslexia I'm sorry girl. Thats terrible id get rid of my mom before i got rid of my cat ):
My best friend brought me pals \u263a\ufe0f she's so sweet. @hensleyka93
This episode of spongebob makes me all squishy sad \ud83d\ude14
Trying to round up a respectable crew to hit up a sperm bank over winter break. Easy, fun way to make a lot of quick cash.
We have an English test tomorrow.. \ud83d\ude05\ud83d\udd2b
Rockford has such good quality people
College is great and all, but there's no better feeling than cooking with my mom and grandma. #lovebeinghome #famILY
My moms driving... <<<<
I can't remember a time when I was ever this happy with the way my life is going. Everything is working out perfectly.
I just found some really cute pics on my phone..... @allisonbiggers \ud83d\ude1d
@12mai31 \u304a\u304b\u3042\u308a\u3060\u3088\uff01\uff01\uff01
Time goes by two fast .
The problem with fast lanes in New Jersey is that everyone thinks they can drive in them
Who wants a little wisdom today?
Your Love Is Like The Sunshine
squashed a chipmunk yesterday \ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude30\ud83d\udc39
I learned long ago that those who are happiest are those who do the most for others. - Booker T. Washington #wintheday
#wecouldhavedatedbut you fell asleep at the movies...
\Did you ever see a robin weep\nwhen leaves begin to die. That means he's lost the will to live, I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry\""
She's no longer a dream. She's simply a yearning.
@Brittany_Bell_ @uhleeseeuhhhhh HAHA IT'S MY FAULT TOO
@dzvonek28 for sure!! We can't forget @jubilantjordyn!! I miss my girls!!
I think it's time to get a workout in...I don't think I've been this stressed in a while.
@JD_og03 @Chillin_Dylan54 @ChanceWatson60 when your gpa was below a 2.0
@LynneMcFall it's straight I get out at 12
@Shereck8 psh what a mistake
@grafjared19XX I'm will in the store with my mom fml... #mexicanmidgets
@My_Alter_Egoo haha well duh \ud83d\udc81
This math class is such a joke
I need a nap asap
I'm going to miss my chickens this weekend\ud83d\udc25
Literally almost got hit by a car because I'm too impatient. .-.
@CallmeBigWood she would throw her phone out the window.
Is it sad that I'm having full conversations with a 7 year old through glass walls?
Freshman won\ud83d\udc4f
@kristenwest22 Preech!!
@jjbrandt20 @mayr60 it happens... \ud83d\udc89\ud83d\udc89
@applesauce22 it's been snowing for three days straight
@Kyler_Steadman @DaltonRodd no I am not I'm right.
All I want is to sleep but I can't because I have to go to work..
Backroads and bowls
@bailliemae11 bake me cookies!!
Too bad those with STRONG personalities don't use them for the good of all rather than just their own purpose!
@TPBadam @emptynetters would that be considered a shersey foul?
Deciding your next nail polish...#thestruggle #girlproblems
Tough being a Browns fan. Just tonight Manning has thrown almost half the number of TDs Weeden did all last season. #fandespair
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@addie_hass just for Friday! I have to work Saturday evening :(
@graceandmanners @tat2jenna Gothica.
@Ahubbub is it not?
It's official
Very sloppy game tonight
@PaytonEverett hmm I don't have a mix. Hold on let me look up the recipe.
@cbs Hey stop delaying The Mentalist, it's messing up our recordings.
@queencunt69 maybe you won't be so sore haha
My little sister does things to mess with me
\I will never eat at Chick-Fil-A because of the owners bigotry\"\n-says the people who dont know what they are talking about"
I don't even care I want McDonald's for this hangover
I got a #FourWheeler and a #Sled. Who wants to go have fun?
Maturity comes with experience, not age.
I so hawt. Thx for the fishtail brain \ud83d\udc4d @rachelmgrandon
If you talk about every second, every minute, every day and if you can't stop time you're not a friend of mine #lemaitre
@J_Tucker32 always.
Never go shopping with too many women, their opinions will conflict each other and then you're stuck trying to figure it out.
Yep, It is.
I'm so tired already \ud83d\ude1e #Exhausted
@jamesminton_94 and then she pulled out my mushroom dip. And when it came out it went drip drip drip
@autismhopefaith no
All I wanted was a simple, relaxed night. \ud83d\ude14
He already knows i'm not going anywhere\ue418
@emilyopaleck shit happens. People who say things behind your back are behind you for a reason. Chin up soldier
Officially homesick for Chicago. 12 hours at home is long enough for this girl
@Adavison8 you should give me free ice cream lol
I'm the luckiest guy in the world all because I have @HannahMaynard_2 \ud83d\ude48
Today was SUPER GREAT! Wish @SeanMcK96 would've went tho. \ud83d\ude0f
Praying for the family down in Oklahoma after tornadoes ripped through their area last night
I can't open my online exam
@Buckeyefanohio7 one day maybe!! :) :)
Sorry I was reading something
Congrats to my best bud since 2nd grade who is now an uncle @bradleyj143
Night.
@madelinehanley he isn't as much of a bum as he used to be \ud83d\udca9..loll
So excited for the first white out you have no idea \ud83d\udc4a #schoolspirit
Katy Perry tho>> \ud83d\ude0f\ud83d\ude0d
If today weren't a half day id still be in bed. \ud83d\ude37
@callmeladymary the best kind of baby.
Somebody just tried coming at with me with a dead squirrel.. Wtf
Like I just want left alone. Life has literally drained me.
I just love applying for jobs
It must have rained a lot last night
Yeah..I can't sleep and have work in 4 1/2 hours..
I just think it's funny how judgmental you are when you should just take a good old look in the mirror.\ud83d\ude0a
In exactly one week I get to see my boy & I'm beyond excited \ud83d\ude0d it's been a long month without him \ud83d\ude18\u2764\ufe0f @nicknowak13
@laneherby @steve_roller1 @garrettfitterer @austinfitterer1 at the lake bros!
I really hope that tweet was directed towards me.
I wish Victoria's Secret made flannels