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Work hard, stay humble. |
Cya later hank |
Where there is a flame someone's bound to get burned |
Just had an excited 2nd grader tell me about his mom getting off probation today. \Yeah, she's all I got since my dad died.\" #perspective" |
Tits |
On break. |
#NameAnAmazingBand MAYDAY |
@kaitlyn_fencik I was honestly peeing my pants \ud83d\ude02 |
It most likely did because I have that effect on people. \ud83d\udc9c |
It's a 5 speed \ud83d\ude0d |
I'm about 2 seconds away from smoking a cigarette |
Dude, once I get my license since I already have a truck I'm gonna try and make my summers like those relationships in country music videos. |
@beckbeckley11 lol I'm always a good girl! ill try my best not to worry. & like your real home, With your family? |
@foxandfriends Congress is...GETTING PAID!! |
I don't understand. Why is everyone the same here? Everyone's a pothead or a drunk or just trashy in general. |
Having your uncle be a chiro is so convenient! |
Some of @teganandsara 's songs make absolutely no sense, it's perfect. |
@_allibooboo yes ma'am!! |
y'all gonna make me lose my mind. |
@ForSureLW i speak on behalf of the whole world when i say that i hate you right now |
@RosieNary goes both ways sunshine! |
@osama_benladin you me @DownToTuck should get something going soon |
My nana is making pig feet yum |
#ImSingleBecause I'm kind of fabulous. |
Just tell the truth |
@caitlyn_baird is that when you're coming over |
@CYBERBRO let's go next weekend |
UK loses first round of NIT and gets best recruiting class ever? I hate college basketball. #smh |
@oliviarohrer \u2764 |
Last tweet brought to you by @KidLegendSODMG |
Wow |
How people treat other people is a direct reflection of how they feel about themselves.. |
@BballProblemz especially after a loss.... |
@ThatsMeMcD miss you \ud83d\udc31\ud83d\udc31\ud83d\udc31 |
@SovietData well, it's a pretty conservative straight bar, so maybe not so much for you. Lol both are within walking distance of my apt tho. |
Wouldn't change a thing |
Not sleeping tonight. |
Oh well I'd rather have hips than be a stick person |
Got a bottle of jack honey and a bottle of wine for Christmas.. I guess I know what I'm doing tonight \ud83d\ude0a |
@doboyle15 what about @redbeard_69 and @zsmith1921 |
i hate the douchebags who leave their high beams on at night |
Ready for church in 15 minutes! Heck yeah! |
@jhut44 man you're a god. Seriously. |
Come see me today |
Pet peeve |
Wtf brooks?! You're just now realizing this... #TheBachelorette |
@coot_lanning haha. Girl!!! #cute |
@Robbie_Meh very frustrating! Hopefully they play better in game two! |
Those kind of convos are only meant for best friends. HAHAHHA. |
@stefeipel4 aka you're coming for sure |
Taking emilee to the lake(: |
@linds2driscoll your not even a fan.. |
THE TRIPLE KILL! THE BARON STEAL!!' |
@freewilson_ @WildThrnBerry14 I'm not sure, I jus entered the game myself. Can you show me a few pointers? |
@Gabriella_witt Vince is coming over ! |
There's a live moth flying around.. That's cool I didn't want to sleep anyway! \ud83d\ude29 #scared #hatethem |
How did I just wake up and get out in five minutes \ud83d\ude33 |
Just realized, this is the first time in a week I've gone to bed before 4 am. #winning #exhausted |
I hate being sick \ud83d\ude23 |
Ill never be anything but a Cleveland girl who fucks up everything good for her. |
@KDPomp @MarkMaddenX @emptynetters has Malkin turned into Adam Oates? |
@BigGhostLtd @MacMiller he's the reason they tell you not to use a video camera in the movie theater. |
I MISS THE DAYS WHEN THW WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD WOULD GET TOGETHER AND PLAY FOOTBALL AND KICK BALL AND STREET HOCKEY RIP GOOD OLD DAYS |
Whatever class just came out with suckers in their mouths, I need to enroll in |
@MEREychristmas nevermind all that I suck at spelling and tweeting so GOODBYE OKAY |
I've played volleyball all day! S/O to @AlliHoward1 for doing really good today & keeping that ball going! \ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f |
@CammyRynn2018 When you faked a pregnancy. You just a dumb skank. Go get the clap or AIDS or something like that. |
Taking the beautiful @morganjosie24 deer hunting #thebigtest |
Who wants to come to Boston with me for Jason aldean in July \ud83d\ude0a |
She complains she gets bullied but yet she bullies other people. Now is that \logical\"." |
I hate how tight wrestling schedules are \ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude20\ud83d\udc7f |
@trantercl well ill possibly try to walk on, but I'm not sure haha |
i never know what day it is anymore |
It's crazy how out of shape I am now that I took 3 months off for surgery |
@t_wheelz3 knows I was ignoring his text \ud83d\ude33 |
A month is too soon! |
Can't even begin to explain how sad I right now. If you come in the bar and see tears in my eyes don't ask. Just go with it. |
Home Alone never gets old #classic |
thank you to whoever mailed me all this candy and pop cornn hahah \ud83d\udc4d |
Did you watch the WNBA draft? #shitnobodysays |
I was to sleep. But I'm to cold. |
I hate it when guys AND girls AND dogs say \i feel it\".." |
@Rsaunders_15 technically lets just say its a do whatever the heck you want and not use the computer class its dual credits too super hard . |
@sydclarkin yep it gets worst my friend #sorry |
@AthenaSotirokos no |
Can always count on you to make things worse. |
Hey Matt, you should order me one too. |
Tamiera & I connect on so many levels |
I need faith |
@N_Burgess12 I'm not\ud83d\ude33 |
Glad my voice is completely gone. |
#content \ud83d\ude0a |
9/13/13. I love you.\u2764\ufe0f\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude0d |
@PatrickStump what's your favorite food?? |
@HBerry1210 my mom just said \no, i walkeeeen my dawwggg\" totally made me think of you in accounting last year lmfao" |
I think I'm actually gna try and get up early in the morning and go flea marketing and do drive-bys at yard sales |
Maybe a little attention. |
#TagSomeoneYouNeverWantToLose @Katie_Senter @MattMayerII @m_smollen54 @_Livvvvy |
Had an awesome night with @chriskoppel and all the other senior reps! Can't wait for out photo shoot coming soon! |
@Kayla_Campbel Yeah but I can tell! \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude22 |
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