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Somebody take me skiing please
Going 10 mph on the highway <<<
Why is Wachusett opening this weekend it's literally gonna be in the 50s
Watching perks with @Oxford_Emma \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a #BestfriendStatus
@JennaSorenson8 takin people I want and shit
@KellieEhmen #fine
Come on Marshall!
@C_HAWK_CIARA Good to hear! #BeNorma My tickets have been spoken for since draft day.
Having nobody to text <<
I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
So because I say what's on my mind about a situation.. Im the bad guy.. Okay I see how this works.. </3
@C_Hawkins_ @IsraelBarco11 well that sucks!
People are creeps
I wish god would hear my prayers about building a bojangles in York \ud83d\ude14
Keep to victory today.... Stop Arian Foster at all cost
I'm on the edge of complete and utter rage. Please be careful :-)
Omfg yo it smells like theres hot wings downstairs but ik just my luck if i sprint down there , they arent really gonn be there
@jrdnkrs I did the same thing last week and its running well. Just waiting on the update for my iPad
I'm so tired
\grandpa when did you know grandma was the one?\" \"when her sister dumped me\" hahahah"
@heatherleann_ love you more!
@KaraRomanowski wanna hangout?
Maxwell played that about as well as he could have. Floyd just made a better play. Shame.
Luke Bryan radio >>>
He playin on a IPHONE?!
I'm never gonna hear the end of this omgggg\ud83d\udd2b
Can't wait for the new season of #DuckDynasty tomorrow!
@oliva_kosi7 @SydneyTroski how's did syd get in this lmao\u263a
Who let James Franco get an Instagram? He needs some help I think.,.
Well I love life bahahahah not
@Huntarrrrr46 must be a Michigan thing
Still have no fucking idea what the sabres are doing sending Luke Adam, McNabb, and psysk back to Rochester and calling up worse players.
@ashliarlene Thug lyfe
I know you bad, but I want you back
@janessa_coburn I absolutely adore your twitter avi
@aaronJohnharris no my nigga. You text me
\I was born without a butthole and I have a third nipple. I get whatever I want.\" \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02"
I got my toes in the water, ass in the sand, not a worry in the world and a beer in my hand.. Life is good today \u2764
@obeyelio I knoooowww and everyone was always like going here or going to hang with the bff and I'm like awe that's a cute tweet
I said I'm on my way.. Not quite their yet.
\ud83d\ude11\ud83d\ude11\ud83d\ude11
I hate calling this place home.
@megadaltron thanks, it means alot.
Is it weird that tabitha Emily and I are overly obsessed with Spanish soap opera
@PimparooFarley I know. It's gone by so fast!! I don't like it.
Let's go Sox!!!! Wrap it up and wrap it up early!!
Seriously Miley Cosmo is trending and #TroopThanks isn't ???? Come on people .
@emdav123 sorry for all the tweets ;) miss you
@darrylweston sooo... Blake & I became best friends today, which replaces us being best friends Darryl\ud83d\ude33
@Chris_WWE4Life yup now cena and Nikki
@cody_campbell92 I need 20 to go by fast! Both boys home\u2764
@golfwhiz16 I wish I could favorite this 10 times. \ud83d\ude02
The fact that I don't have school next week!>>>>>> \n#CoryKids\ud83d\udc4c
I don't want good. I don't want good enough.
Fucking annoyed
I loved her, not for the way she danced with my angels, but for the way the sound of her name could silence my demons.
Forever not feeling loved.. I should just get used to it \ud83d\ude15\ud83d\ude25
Now I have the worst migraine
@lfkent YOU HAVE TOO \ud83d\ude2b I don't get a break til you get here!
In need of a girls night excited for tomorrow night :)
@BigOz18 so you are going...
Idk if i spelt that right but oh well \ud83d\ude48
I won't miss ripping layers of tape off my leg, that's for damn sure
@jake_sollis well.... You're 18 so technically you are!\ud83d\udc74
@heathervanhorn_ me miss you gurllllfriend
I order pretty heathy sandwiches at Subway but always blow it when they ask if I want a cookie & I end up getting 1 of each. #everydamntime
#ThingsISayInSchoolTheMost when will I ever need to know this
this makes me sick to my tummy just thinking of it
You can actually learn things from movies if you know what to look for
#FFNow ppr league Keenan Allen or Eric Decker
Happy Sunday! Our running errands then home to work out school stuff and study!
@CUDInCLASSICS you are correct my friend!!
@Leah_Alexander6 @melc0nkk it's been way to long!!! Only reason I'm looking forward to school tomorrow is to see u two
@AStelzig there's a slight chance lol
@AngelofDeath823 @Damien_Starr I will be sure those that want/need/deserve it would get it before anything was made official with my leavin!
I didn't even do my homework.
@PearsonProctor nope.
you better not blame me , cause I didn't even know this happened .
Time spent with @facethefactband and @TheDirectiveMI is time well spent. Thanks to all who came to Summerfest and made it a great night.
Wow, Ben is such a sweet talker. Such a shame he's being a douche to the other guys. #Bachelorette
James Franklin will never get a positive comment out of me
I really want a steak! Yumm.
@cparrottSQUAWK @AustinARCH @R_Dunn62 @dobbs_joseph @chandlerd34 @dillanshults @TristianRamsey Parrott! When you comin in Sat?
think i just found my homecoming dress... it's bright pink. #surprise
Does anyone else have those days where you have a ton of energy and happiness for no apparent reason?
Wind 0.0 mph ESE. Barometer 29.92 in, Steady. Temperature 81.0 \u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 12%
@taylored4lyfe_ well, if you do.. that's okay.
@KingBach the guy in the back!
I hate Mondays
@NdTgutie this is only the beginning #patrickhannon
Everyone leave during their lunch
@Country_Voices tweet more from this song
Why does this always happen to me?
@jheadley35 @yayadadude @JasonAnderson55 @JohnHorseNunes Zach Sudfeld bro! All topics are fair game, need some readers!
my boyfriend got me all the newest episodes of the Kardashians, I'm dying with happiness! #finallygettingcaughtup
Sorrry I actually have a life
The Buick lacrosse commercial >>>\ud83d\ude02
Just got home and saw a bottle of blue wave on the counter. I instantly wanted to throw up. @lilglunt113 #bingo
I don't think you guys understand how excited I am for subway after work
@TheRealBlakeK ok (: