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Does anyone know do they have good deals for tanning in Albion? I just don't feel like driving all the way to Jackson to tan.
@mk_deighan MISS YOU MORE! Come stay for a weekend!!!
The day of fake Michigan and Michigan State fans is upon us
Deleting my twitter. Bye\ud83d\ude0a
Hunt's salty
I got a picture with Squanto I feel famous
@jonseyy17 yes ma'am \ud83d\ude0f
I woke up craving chocolate. #mustsayno
@ALISHAA_E you didn't sext me back \ud83d\ude14
Barely getting to talk to my boyfriend @Upper_Decker31 today<<<<
Nevermind somehow I have two instagrams
@HaleyThompson5 don't put two in the same cage! They eat each other .) #cyclopssmile
@MikalaHellickso I kinda worse that wrong oops!
I'll never fall for that ever again #lessonlearned
Why did I just eat three bagels...
I have blisters from painting so much. Great.
I POOOOOP on that exam \ud83d\udca9\ud83d\udca9\ud83d\udca9\ud83d\udca9\ud83d\udca9
Kate and I freaking out after we saw the palace bc gossip girl
@KyrieA_ \ud83d\ude16
HAHAHAHA
Imma put rogain in my butt crack n grow a stinky forest! Lmfao!!!!!
Still awake running a buddy home to tulsa
Someone meet me in the lobby after class?
My fave moments at the Metrodome are the @Twins winning the World Series in 1987 and 1991!!
@alyssaaa31 but sleeping is for the weak and I am strong\ud83d\udcaa
My dogs an asshole \ud83d\ude14
Stupid
LT just like in The Intouchables
@MikaylaPyatt if you would of been there to hear my speech you would of understood it!
This is the earliest I've been at the gym in a while
This officiating is awful.
@loren_pilon okay deal
me & jake just tweeted the same shit. #Creepy
@BDye3 I swear they're the same damn person lol I mix them up all the time
I can't stand rude kids. Seriously some parents need some parenting classes bc if they're kid was my age ida busted him in the mouth.
Working till 8:30\ud83d\udc4c #TheGrind
I hope I get my swing back before tomorrow. #hittingslump
@aryannahm when we Drive in your car.. ill put it on;)
@CheerGirl007 \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 that's hilarious!! At least it's not her face... \ud83d\ude33 she not preeetty..
@NASCARrants Hell yes
If everything you say in life is based on 140 characters, get off Twitter
@LoganMarable \ud83d\ude09 gotchya.
@CalCoItalian and a chipotle.
Don't judge me
You are my treasure
Earliest I'm going to bed all summer now
Wouldn't it be the best damn day if everyone took time to breath #O.A.R.
Stopppppp
This one is for the ones who choose to be losers.
Kinda laugh when people ask me if I'm going to waterama... Like psh waterama comes to me
That did not just happen \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 never in my life \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 @BamBamsGirl_
Why the hell would you ask if we can have our phones out?
@t_tops13 best thing ever
Almost just face planted staring at Ryan Gosling's twin. Smooth.
You take too many selfies. It's fucking annoying.
I miss you so much
Finally home from work.
@julianchickman @NativesThree @GregABedard @mattshea182 time for @Hasselbeck
Well, on the plus side, my skin on my ankle healed together and now it isn't a flap anymore. \u263a\ud83d\udc4c
@DanoBarkley34 @BoostedCeeBee what are you doin tonight?
Listening to @danohneal talk while he's playing black ops >>>
You're the reason for my smile \ud83d\ude0a\u2764\ud83d\udc4d
Schools a bitch
I just realized tomorrow is Wednesday... That's the last day of Summer.
One of those days when you read something very scary. And very plausible. #conspiracy
@RQUINN619 @RealJasonMDavis @suew777 @cable_lady i think manuel is gonna be a huge steal for who gets him but buffalo wouldnt have the nut.
Time for you to leave the state
@PSFuckU that's exactly how I feel! like I get really nervous when I'm being recorded so I sound shitty lol
I haven't done shit in speech this whole week& Winston doesn't care #winning
It is literally the most stereotypical white girl moon ever out right now.
BEST LUNCH EVER
@expatbarbie was a log time till you all knew you were live...but it was good. You should do it more and with a panel of 4 or so.
@DopeCaleb well I wouldn't know because I'm too poor for that shit
The peppermint hippo? Those two words alone sound great but together they sound so filthy. #DateNight
I wanna see my grandma.
If anyone wants to buy me an iPhone 4 charger from apple this Christmas it would be greatly appreciated \ud83d\ude0a
Thanks for an outstanding show @shoutingmatches Some meat on them bones
Erin and I's dorm room is every RA's worst nightmare
@GoodGirl_Jade So, I went to sleep blind and you'll never guess what happened! Woke up.... BLIND! #crazy #missyou
please, you could never compare to me
Blessed to have gone to SC! It really is an awesome place!
@MHeitbrink THE BEARD!
I said, \I'm sick of always having kinks in my back.\"..my boyfriend says, \"you're getting old.\" #Hesright #boohoo"
@abbbisnail turn down 4 what
Literally half asleep and off to the gym #dedication
Don't expect anything to happen anymore, if something's gonna happen just let it happen
@JAZZitup_98 I know. It's so sad. I think I might die. \ud83d\ude35
Nothings funnier than watching pregnant chicks getting shitfaced!
@philkcollen hey Phil! How's life? Just wanted to say I love ur guitars that u bring out n play:)
@AustinLueder haha no probs I've added almost everyone I've just gotta do it gradually so my account doesn't get suspended again haha
sausage and peppers ugh mom i love you \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc45
@NoahhMcloven omg yes! She is beautiful!!!
I'm warning you
Watching a documentary for my Holocaust class. \ud83d\udc4d
I'm ready for some drinks right now! Lets make this happen!
@loveabby6987 I wishhhh! I've got my grandpa's funeral visitation today.
I'm going to build a tiny house this summer.
@FlyFry3 I know! It's crazy. He was always so nice too..you just never know about people
@TopOf__TheWorld. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
Hmu