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#typical
Tough break for Tiger, perfect placement just had to much on it. Luckily it's only Friday
I wish I could subtweet people that I don't love.
@FriendlessKent omg that asst DA said the exact same thing!! He said the bville group is good but republic bunch isn't!! I think...right?
I don't think I've played my guitar as much as I have today in years! \ud83c\udfb8\ud83c\udfb6
Meet my two fingers. Inteo-deuces. \u270c
I want to go to dinner with someone.
@KaylaLubenau maybe
I hate this..
@HaleyyMichelle its so good, and caramel brownie sunday ice cream is the best ever
Could by day get any worse ?
cant believe you just said that honestly
You're doing something right \u263a\ufe0f
@P0TUS Saints walk among us. Mandela was one of them. The world has been blessed by his presence.
@brianZ_15 @BeautifullyMe28 I've had better.....
\u201c@UberFacts: Mosquitoes are more attracted to men, pregnant women, and people who have been drinking.\u201d @neilboy05 it all makes sense now.
Someone come over tn
@R_Painter_ I'm coming in a few I better get the hook up
Just ate swell with my brother, soon goin home @chipotle
@drgeoffsherman looks like you had quite a game tonight. Not so good for us.
Ever watched the sun go down from the bed of a pick up truck? Ever been so into somebody you're still laying there when it comes back up?
Its the perfect temperature out right now \u2600\ufe0f
Or says he changed but still continues to cheat on every girlfriend. You can't just fall into a girls vagina. Doesn't work that way.
@Magnolia5k is there a course map anywhere?
@shelbydivoks haha that's so funny
@merelymeryl pretty sure same. Meryl deserves it though :)
Pregaming.
When my boyfriend falls asleep on me<<<
#Colts Superbowl Potential! Its on us.
People talk bad about you. What are you going to do about it? Nothing, nothing at all. Because those who talk bad will get bitten in the ass
I don't wanna go \ud83d\ude16
Feeling so fucking alone and confused....
Someone has to bring me Betos it's an emergency.
@K_Cecelia_ THEN GO TO BED!!
@Rawesomeee what's that website u send in for canvas?
@chloebgiven21 I have never cried when someone moved
One costume a day keeps the demons away
Do it look like we stressin'?
@BulletGatsby Because I love snow. \u2744\ufe0f\u26c4\ufe0f Why is that so difficult for you to understand?
@carlydees13019 @tylerwest9 hahaha this isn't funny I'm sorry. What did they do with it though?
@brandieboose it was nice seeing you tonight
My bed has never been so comfy
We become the walls we raise
@EvansJenna u ain't got time to b all jealous over some nice skin little lady. \ud83d\ude06
My mom said I didn't have to come in today but I was like no I want to. Now I'm like \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\udd2b
Bright Eyes is probably my very favorite band in the history of ever.
@CjRich20 thanks bro!
So uh anyone have any good Netflix movies idea
Got my free donought. \ud83d\ude0b
When the next track meet ?
@J_sStarr what time do you move in?
I hate Resnet probably more than anything
@Aphilpott_22 yes Zir! I really think they might do it bro
@Maui_Wallie maybe ill look when i get home
Constantly reminded that I'm unattractive \ud83d\ude14
Finally at the hotel. Now time to get ready to see my love @ilovetmills :D
I don't think I'm going back to Oklahoma. #loveithere
Got high and laid under the stars. Damn this kid is smooth.
@LenaObrecht why?! Hahaha
listening to @Kevin_Gates should make my night the least bit better\ud83d\udc4c
@BigBurick44 let's go
S/O to the lovely people at greystone day who put the championship game at 8 o clock on new years eve.
getting replaced by cody nbd
WOW OF COURSE OUR SONGS ON\u263a\ufe0f\ud83d\udd2b
No I'm not.
@nicolematich If it makes u feel better my #run yesterday and today were tough ones :(
While people are at da pool im gonna roast at the cad
#oomf \ud83d\udcaf%perf
Seeing all of these \ready for school\" tweets makes me sick"
Not enough Lexapro to save me.
I'm going to say that our generation of grandchildren will all have tattoos..
Why is she singing like that..
@_Michael_23 you can't get a ride from someone. Or take the bus ?
I wish it was chistmas!!
dreading commuting to IUP for the next month ....
So much food \ud83d\ude0d
Curling into a ball until Jordan gets off then going to his house to curl into a ball.
@alainamoglia that's when you leave too
@Ohio1DPotatoes I-O
So I feel like if I picked up where it's at rn on tv id miss a bunch and ruin it sooo I don't watch it till it goes on Netflix
i honestly have the cutest dog
@LarryABall it's going at the speed if light my friend, I'm just trying to keep up. How bout you, you've been quiet.
Oh well
Why do we say our phones die? Like they're actually just sleeping because they come back to life again. Just sayin
@Muh_ryyMoore looks like we are getting married, I just bought it
It's sad when someone sneezes and nobody says bless you
I saw that hand clap
How I'm going to get back on a school sleep schedule come tomorrow is beyond me.
@JamesDaniel1994 where in NC are you?
@sl_klopp The best. But the teacher is simply a conduit to the students true potential.
@breannaunger Was there earlier. Almost got one!
It's nap time.
I need to stop
I finally have Pandora back, thanks to @haleycaitlinnn <3
Oh god! I just tweeted lol to someone, prolly gonna get in trouble again lol jk
People that wear ankle socks with Sperrys <<<
I'm so fucked...why does this happen to me??!
I got my eyes on you \ud83d\ude0d
I have this compulsive need to eat every second of the day.
one of the main reasons I'm team iPhone is because of emojiis