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@Cravecase3 the Lizzie McGuire movie soundtrack was wayyyyy better |
@BigBlueCountry1 of course they are haha. Fine lyrics |
@ShavonneRilea's dogs are so annoying and whiney |
Avery is in horse camp this week so of course I have 167 photos to edit/post. PITY ME. Because tomorrow is saddle day. Today was bareback! |
@macylauren #venting |
Ohhhhh @redbull how I love you\ud83d\udc99\ud83d\udc9a\u2764\ufe0f |
@Keegman98 @bradyfister @lesviagomez21 @LifeAsBros have you listened to both LP's? |
Tis the season for wallets stuffed with gift cards! |
Best feeling in the world - having a kitten sleep in your cleavage |
can tomorrow just not |
@zak_bagans Awww... if I were closer... and didn't have 3 adopted dogs already... he's adorable! |
Wish I had a twin for tomorrow\ud83d\ude01 |
watching a Christmas story is a family tradition in my family (: |
@gswscribe This warriors team is missing small pieces not D12. Lakers fans said the same things. Look where it got them 73-9? |
#1DDayLive @piersmorgan what's the most embarrassing thing Louis has ever done? |
Wouldn't it be funny if JPM won one of these last races #NASCAR |
Dicks were in every conversation in the car today. |
Shout out to @KDeCoux @arndt_kylee @LibbyHafstad and @slickmike69 for coming to the alum game! |
We've all been lied to, we've all been liars. #garyallan #countrymusic \ud83c\udfb6 |
It needs to be Friday already |
That must suck! |
#MIZ |
@88zinker me to. Turn 3 . Nice when its live |
This Christmas, I'm thankful for a new Barry Gibb Talk Show segment. |
three days with two or three hours of sleep. |
My day was \ud83d\udc4c |
What I really feel right now, nobody understands. |
Andy's been napping forever...there's something wrong with this situation |
Some people you meet are like clouds, once you make them disappear it becomes a brighter day |
@baxterberliner lol that's the product of facebooking and driving. Oops! |
@Pure_Cocaine_ @kenneeth_12 best fucking song ever |
@tyesoflyy @KidAngelXO that's an occasional thing along with bath salts woooow I trip hard af |
I don't know about you. But I'm ready to sleep in tomorrow. #Snowmageddon #snowpocalypse2013 |
You know what is awesome, old fucks literally having a 15 minute phone conversation in the quiet section of the library #getfucked |
At least I will be able to walk around naked all the time |
Gabby Griffin is up all night to get lucky. @gabby_griffin |
I wish every night of my summer could be like last night.. \ud83d\udc4c |
@JRod_Prather5 @rheaes_ there's nothing left to finish! Haha it was finished a long time ago darlings!! Let it ride! More fun that way! |
Haven't opened my bookbag all break and I'm sure not gonna open it now #ohwell |
Fell asleep...oops |
@niesha_n me too lol night |
#HuskerNation \ud83c\udfc8\u2764\ufe0f |
I feel like crap today :( |
Everyone come to the Red Land game tonight 8:45 @ twin ponds east. |
I mean I guess it's expected by now. Hello bed \ud83d\ude34 night \u270c |
Cause in the daylight, anywhere feels like home. |
I don't know what I did wrong and that kills me inside. |
I'm the person that sneaks food during grace |
@maggieeeesawyer no i am! Shes a raccoon |
@A_DeLuca17 @VinnyGhollatme hahahaha didn't even think about it. I think I meant to say how big a difference it makes. Idk lol |
Didn't plug my meter. Judging by how the weeks going, I will most likely get a ticket. #TGIF |
Gonna be a late night |
One day left of my freshman year \ud83d\ude4f\ud83d\ude4f #Finally #Sophmore |
And only cause I learned it in every other science and psychology class I've ever taken. |
FAGGET named Dominick trying to tweet and fight like a girl Kill your self |
everyone needs a kg in life |
not talking to anyone until i get food |
@ThemAeroProbz when someone tries to use an all access pass from American Eagle... |
My hands are bleeding and I'm covered in white stuff #waitwhat |
Best Friday night ever! #DateNight #FamilyNight |
@Simar_KaurD or he just wants to get in your pants |
@CTefteller @xoalissa_anne @baileyrhodes12 truuuuuuu |
I think I sleep eat... \nThis morning I woke up next to 2 packs of fruit snacks. I never left my bed last night. |
@alitomasic kind of made out with @piercethevic |
Huge people who stand right in front of the food counter in the pub... #really??? |
Why do I so this to myself ? Always set myself up for Failure |
I think the third bottle of wine last night was a bit excessive @Allhailstjohn |
@Samuel_Wolfiejr we could meet up. I've got a couple guys coming with so if you want you can car pool with me |
@032_tyler @iaustinstepp he's so dumb Tyler |
A 20 minute speech on Chess... Score. |
@MFowler3 Mitch you may be the only guy that can make me laugh while I work this 18 hour shift |
#thingsiwillteachmychild how to fuck a bitch good #haha |
@missoanita i kinda have a clue;)he eats crap on a daily basis:-))) |
@EDiddy88 you are giving me a complex now.... |
Liars are annoying. Go away |
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It was nice to stop in wahp Again and see @KenbenParker @Vince_VanGogh @Number_One_Pick :) |
The silver bullet |
How about a not go to college and say I did |
Wrapping presents is always a bitch |
I want something to happen\ud83d\ude01 |
Awkward marathon? I think so!!\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d |
Ever have the temptation to miss someone so much that you know it's bad for you? |
@fsmikey and the return of THE WALKING DEAD!! |
@alyssae05 I've never watched it I always try and I get too scared. But I'm watching it right now! |
I'm probably gonna have to go some damage control tomorrow #whatevs |
I used to say it wasn't true , but some girls really do look better in person |
@amybruni so cute |
Food. I need you. |
I met and was held by Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger as a toddler. In a Japanese restaurant. So, I'm clearly destined for fame. |
Me and lil Wayne are the exact same hight and weight. |
@MeganAshleyx haha! Next Sunday for sure \u2764 I like it there!! #FunTimes |
Yup it's official! I'm over you. |
At least I attempted to make truths. #ohwell |
@Mbtazzers oooohhh thats right!! you told me that |
@zaynmalik my best friend is made at me. And I really don't want to lose our friendship. Do you think you can tweet her how sorry I am? \ud83d\ude22 |
@AshtynnnPool TEXT ME RIGHT NOW. I have to ask you something! |
So much wrapping and baking I have left to do, but I still haven't moved from my bed. \ud83d\ude1b #fivemoreminutes |
About time I stood up for myself |
I'm just now waking up, ugh. I feel like I lost the whole day. |
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