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I got my shit together. Get yours together then subtweet me. \ud83d\udc4c |
I will take your dollar even if its change |
One of the coolest things you could possibly do with one of your brothers. So many memories made here and a season left to make some more. |
@kaytelauree YOUR PICTURE OH MY GOD |
Taking on math class without my main squeezes @ToniJoBraun @BrackNasty_48 ...this'll be rough..\ud83d\ude30\ud83d\ude16 #fml slackers #saveme |
Not wanting to drink my calories vs. taking the edge of this day... DECISIONS. |
My hair looks fucking delightful right meow |
It's toooo fuckin early hahah |
I be sore |
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. #LiveItUp #HellenKeller |
Also in my dream I was secretly texting Bryant and trying to hide it from Jack lol. |
My hotel is 700 yards from Friar Tucks. |
Hey guys remember the time someone threw an egg at my head and I smelled like eggs for a week. Yeah I sure as shit do. |
Red Bull right hand coffee left hand. What I get for staying up all night and coming to work. Two more hours. |
Welllllll, another day of work, I would love if any of you stopped by \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a |
Someone needs to come cuddle under a warm blanket with me all night |
I hate fairs .. they make me puke to many Spinneeeey rides and filthy Mexicans and people #SorryNotSorry |
Fucking stopppppp Mom. |
@amysgucci makes my life a little better \ud83d\ude18 |
What does Notre Dame and a sand castle have in common? |
@DunnDeal4 way to go joe!! You guys all did great! @cruzcontrol_11 |
@TheIrateFOX Ironically, where I'm from it's the opposite. Moving to the UK is easy, cheaper, faster. |
Feeling like I'm still living in the past \ud83d\udc4e |
This is the latest I've stayed up in a minute. |
@brandy_kins20 sure. |
I wanna see the way you move for me, baby. \ud83c\udfb6 |
@claudinaxo28 whereeeee, the one I had at Macy's was soooo long |
I think I'm gonna clean my room. So damn bored |
@Sexxii_Lexxii21 -_- .. |
That was probably the best nap I have ever had in my life\ud83d\udc4c |
Bryce @brycekille40 |
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE . \ud83d\ude0d |
I feel like I got hit by the Black Plague #notagoodtime |
Promise if you combine @B_Cautious901 + @CAMaflauger swag you might get half of nine |
Where it's nice and warm..... \ud83d\ude0a |
toy story 3 on tv #win |
Rolled my ankle so bad at soccer \ud83d\ude29 |
People who are stuck in the past<<< #moveon |
Country Christmas!!!!! |
@LilJen2013 @Tberg2 @TheCheddarBob @BM_Bryson #DrinkDrankDrunk |
Shoutout to my dad for being a boss ass sharpshooter and navigator for the U.S. Marine Corps. |
@beth_lovee Hey, what movie did you do for mrs devines extra credit and also what do we have to talk about in the essay? Thank you \ud83d\ude0a |
S/o to Kay Kay for packing my lunch\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude02 |
Wind 0.0 mph NE. Barometer 29.92 in, Steady. Temperature 89.8 \u00b0F. Rain today 0.01 in. Humidity 20% |
Hmmmmm .... |
@amandabowen23 obviously not you |
I just want my backpack to get here! |
@jack_johnson97 @DevLittleMan @THE_ChrisSentle @Matt_Yopko hey devin \ud83d\udc4d thumbs up to you to |
@gimmesomelovins I love you period end of story |
The largest Sheraton hotel is located in Macau! Have you ever thought of visiting China? |
@MatthewPitrola @mark_ob9 #brysi |
@amburrr86 not for meeeee. |
@patmuldowney I am exhausted, very little sleep last night. I think I am going to have to give in to my pillow's demands. |
This waking up when it's dark thing is really not working for me |
\u201c@Leifels122: If a girl can bait her own hook and reads her bible every night you better wife her up!\u201d \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 I'm dying!! \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 |
@scottlevesque beating up kessel is ok.. but I still stay with my position of our earlier discussion. :-) |
@Z_Miller73 12.50 an hour? Not bad |
@natsray1996 I pissed hahaha |
@justinbieber I LOVE IT SO MUCH |
Iike before I could go get bailey I had wash floors and do dishes and throw away two HUGE industrial sized garbage bags of beer cans |
On a second note going through the roundabout in Brighton without @gabby_brewer and @BreannaKSmith is terrifying \ud83d\ude33 |
Too bad we don't have a first round draft pick #thanksRG3 |
This is why I never come to B days |
sorry mom being grounded doesn't really got into my schedule |
Said It Best Them Leos Drive Him Krazyyyyy @tyrese |
@c_FREZZ @stephdstair @dalanahlynn wish I could watch it with you guys \ud83d\ude22 |
@HaydenWiegel omg you have twitter. Best day ever. |
IS THERE SERIOUSLY NOTHING GOING ON TONIGHT?! |
Internally crying from pain omg |
@KolbySabat it's actually my least favorite holiday and people get offended when I say that \ud83d\ude02 I just don't see the big deal! |
I have no respect for any guy that hits a woman #EVER |
My Instagram likes are far behind average thanks to Paul Lamb |
I forgot to get my dad a Father's Day gift \ud83d\ude31 #worstdaughteraward |
I believe I've experienced multiple seizures today from everybody's 2013 collages on Instagram. |
I wish I had different father, my dad turned me into such an asshole. |
I really am so broken inside. I can't live with the fact that something so real ended so fast.. |
I kinda really want to gauge my ears.. |
Ok people, I really don't think panera's parking lot is the place to park and make out. But maybe that's just me. |
That was the best tweet I've seen all day |
#LyricsThatNeedToBeShouted MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY. |
So much to be done by tomorrow \ud83d\ude48 mayday mayday |
@YaphayHarvey lololol am not !!! |
@erikaaanicole please just kill me\ud83d\ude2b |
Sucks to be you \ud83d\ude1d |
Friday needs to be here. I just want to be with my boyfriend. |
Supposedly I'm on a 24 hour ban from rap music and @Andraumeda ....yeah right. \ud83d\ude08 |
I seriously want some Peking right now. Like this is not okay. |
Excited for our game Wednesday. \ud83d\udc4d\u26bd |
@DbackFans McCutchen isn't on a large market team, take him off the Pirates and they're in the same boat as the D-Backs out of the playoffs |
@ZacCendejas or receive or succeed |
@mvarre it's going great! Michigan is winning! |
@DRockIrish had too |
@mikaylaarosee I could not imagine a better day. |
One more hour \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01 \ud83d\udc99\u2764 |
Lost all feeling in my fingers |
@LilKev_J #gatornation |
And I'm already catching a buzz. \ud83d\ude18 |
@ReemaAtul GAY |
@Randy_Esaw is going to be mad at about tonight |
@its_BMB alright |
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