scratchyone/anon-1b
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>recieve a parcel
>open it
>fucking massive hunk of shit
>literal shit
>'www.poopsenders.com'
>what fucking prick did this
>recieve more mail 3 days later
>anonymous handwritten note
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>Be me, school fag
>Active shooter alarm goes off.
Oh shit its finally happening.
>The class start locking doors, turning off lights, etc...
>We huddle in a corner in the dark.Some kids are crying
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would you fuck an autistic girl?
Anonymous 08/17/19(Sat)14:30:15 No.807339955
I married one and I regret it every day.
She freaks out over the little noises
she is easily overstimulated
she routinely goes down depressive episodes
she's on prozac but doesn't take it... | false | [
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NOT EVEN 24 HOURS AND THEY ARE ALREADY COMPLETELY COLLAPSING
IMAGINE LOSING THIS HARD AGAINST PLUMBERS
Anonymous (ID: kzn6vtsp) 10/02/24(Wed)08:26:08 No.483543469
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>All the cute girls I know already are already in a relationship.
>Me and all my male zoomer friends are still single.
Who the fuck are these bitches dating. Jesus Christ? The math ain't mathing blud. | false | [
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Anonymous 🇮🇳 11/21/22(Mon)17:40:44 No.125449602
Why do they leave the squart on the floor in jav films then
Anonymous 🇸🇪 11/21/22(Mon)17:41:46 No.125449676
>>125449602
the squart? sir? bitch fuck you saying?
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Anonymous (ID: VXZugIIU) 07/19/12(Thu)03:00:34 No.413206990
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STORY TIME /b/
>be last week
>in creative writing class
>teacher gives writing assignment
>not sure what to do
>boredom enabled
>begin browsing /b/
>reading some green text stories
>people start printing and handing in their storie... | false | [
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>older brother drove my mom crazy
>brought cops to our house every night
>lie, cheat, steal anyway he can
>most selfish person you'll ever meet
>gets random girl pregnant
>pretends to be a family man, now
>never helps any of us out
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>be me
>huge autist
>rode on my dog's back as a kid
>not too hard so i don't kill him
>felt like a cowboy
>10 years later
>he's old
>he's arthritis ridden
>his hind legs don't work anymore
>he falls down all the time
>mfw it's basically my fault
>mfw my parents decide to put him down
>another 10 ye... | false | [
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poongeance story
>be me, pooner in high school
>small conservative town in the deep South, full of christards
>parents won't let me take 'mones because muh Jesus
>get picked on by other kids at school, especially this one boy
>calls me a tranny freak and tells me I'l... | false | [
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I'm getting all you can eat sushi
What should I order?
Anonymous 07/20/21(Tue)00:02:56 No.859313752
Yellowtail sashimi.
Anonymous 07/20/21(Tue)00:04:25 No.859313835
I eat a lot of sashimi at home so I won't be ordering any
Anonymous 07/20/21(Tue)00:05:58 No.85931... | false | [
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>>62327868
>mountain biking
>grillin with frens
>go for a run
>look at wildlife
>realize life is beautiful
>acts of service towards people that I love and are valuable to me.
Anonymous 08/20/24(Tue)08:38:15 No.62328932
>>62327868
Violent masturbation, one man Russian roulett... | false | [
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>>6499573
I've got a great measurement system for gayness.
d = number of dicks.
b = number of balls.
v = number of vaginas.
t = number of tits.
G = (d+b)/(v+t) = gayness ratio
normal 1-1 vanilla porn => G = (1+2)/(1+2) = 1 => heterosexual baseline
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Is platonic homosexuality bad thing? When you appreciate the people (like in /pol/) and not necessarily lust to take their dicks in your ass?
Anonymous (ID: cCzODRC1) 10/06/15(Tue)18:57:35 No.53185684
>>53185560 (OP)
thats called friend... | false | [
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I've realized there are only 10 people on r9k
>Me
>You
>That gay anon
>That repressed homosexual homophobe
>The nazy
>The female
>The "tfw no x bf" guy
>The two lonely virgins
>And that anon that has a gf
Prove me wrong. | false | [
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I was doing a bit of a think, and I think trump is secretly a woman or at least has a woman's brain
He (or should I say she?)
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>Cares a lot about celebrities and gossip
>Shares stupid opinions an... | false | [
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BREAKING: Judge dismisses 3rd-degree murder charge against Derek Chauvin
Anonymous (ID: ESaHjTyi) 10/22/20(Thu)08:49:59 No.284092839
>>284092476
My poohole just made a pooties. I am doing my tooties while I sit here on the potty! Have a happ... | false | [
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>>352398430 (OP)
/pol/ is just a bunch of orgs trolling each other while trying to prevent /pol/ from rising and causing another holocaust. | false | [
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>9/10 or 10/10 gets on my bus
>i quickly look around to check if there free seats next to other grills
>nope.jpg
>alright, it's on
>try to look as non-threatening as possible so she might consider taking the seat next to me
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>>29976845
How is "good girl" objectifying ..hes literally thanking her??
Anonymous 03/09/23(Thu)22:43:20 No.29977087
>>29974722
FEMALE
BRAINED
BOTTOMS
Anonymous 03/09/23(Thu)22:45:16 No.29977108
>>29977031
that is not a fucking generation thing you ugly fucking creep
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Japan is not China and China is not Japan! GET THE THINGS RIGHT YOU STUPID AMERICANS!
Sadly there are groups of apes out there who can't differentiate between Japan and China.
Karate = Japan
Sushi = Japan
Anime = Japan
Mitsubishi = Japan
Bandai = Japan
Chi... | false | [
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>be me
>decide to start my night early yesterday
>get off work, end up drinking around 300mg of DXM
>get dressed, planned to go to a local death metal show to get my trash out
>start tripping once the show starts
>notice a girl who looks familar
>writ... | false | [
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>feeling lonely
>friends abandoned me, parents are embarrassed of me
>all i have is a little dog
>take good care of him, but he hates it when i leave for work
>get back home
>little cute dog jumps for joy at the sight of me
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The ultimate Anti-Normalfag device. Especially now during the pogeman craze.
Why don't you own a cellphone signal jammer yet?
Anonymous 07/12/16(Tue)14:17:04 No.29907070
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Leave it in the bushes beside a gym.
Anonymous 07/12/16(Tue)14:20:40 No.... | false | [
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>gf playing Sims 3
>walk up behind her
>there's a married couple in-game
>she immediately saves and closes game
>just barely notice that the woman sim looks quite like her
>kinda funny but I can't help but be suspicious
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>Be on subway at 8:30 am
>Very crowded
>I manage to be in front of the subway rail
>Train arrives
>There's literally no space, people decide to wait for the next train
>Im being late so i say fuck it and try to get inside
>I push with my ba... | false | [
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>be Indian living in USA
>work in silicon valley, make very large salary
>go out every night after work to bars and clubs looking for beautiful white woman
>always wear nice clothes and put on lots of cologne
>always tell them about my job and show pictures of my car (... | false | [
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000b9c926919b9fade7bb9f06e824f068395cee10bcdb664a00f9433ee6284f5 | 000b9c926919b9fade7bb9f06e824f068395cee10bcdb664a00f9433ee6284f5 | greentext | 101fp0w | 0 | https://www.reddit.com/comments/101fp0w/ | Anon keeps the spark alive in his sexual life | 18,891 | 195 | 1,672,674,350 | sex haver thread Anonymous 01/02/23(Mon)14:13:42 No.71659185
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how many females did you fuck in 2022?
ill start
>a petite ukraine milf that came over to my house, twice, nut inside unprotected
>a chubby mature in her 50 from tinder that came over to my house, once so far
>a chubby granny that i came over to her h... | false | [
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Anonymous (ID: Nod057ce) 09/12/14(Fri)22:26:50 No.568379726
File: 273763.gif
Alright /b/
>be me
>trying to get in shape
>signup for local spinning class
>be slightly overweight
>not sure what to wear so put on regular black basketball shorts
>class is done in the dark with black lights all over the room
>get halfwa... | false | [
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"post_id": "2g9bcs"
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000cadf556a54e89883ec3419ea54e583e117bb161e0857f591a63934d541e49 | 000cadf556a54e89883ec3419ea54e583e117bb161e0857f591a63934d541e49 | 4chan | 6kfkye | 0 | https://www.reddit.com/comments/6kfkye/ | The HIV Twister | 242 | 26 | 1,498,825,373 | Anonymous (ID: 4qcnJByV) 06/30/17(Fri)02:34:28 No.131861912
File: 1498596804502.jpg
Hey.
I'm a poz cuck. You want to know what that is? Listen closely.
The normal cuckold wants just one gift from his black bull: a black child. But the pozzed cuckold wants more. He wants three gifts. We are greedy little bitches. But f... | false | [
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>iPhone and Facebook come out
>birthrate crashes
>male virginity spikes | false | [
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>Be me
>Russian MIG pilot in the 80s
>flying around doing pilot shit with my friend
>two F-14s come out of nowhere
>chase my friend off
>I'm still chasing the one asshole
>Have a missile lock on him, just fuckin with him, not actually gonna shoot him down
>Other F-14... | false | [
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000e1f9f1b614a2499208f398b697a3bab01e291d4ca370316d49771d55a9d71 | 000e1f9f1b614a2499208f398b697a3bab01e291d4ca370316d49771d55a9d71 | 4chan | fqe6qj | 0 | https://www.reddit.com/comments/fqe6qj/ | Wow Kim cool talk. | 106 | 3 | 1,585,373,636 | Anonymous (ID: HgS3F21L) 03/28/20(Sat)00:05:02 No.250619584
>>250619455
White power | false | [
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000e5a6adcf81176e168aa258d078ea192f3b9bd467b455ce94b33e4a65a0f01 | 000e5a6adcf81176e168aa258d078ea192f3b9bd467b455ce94b33e4a65a0f01 | greentext | 1br4d0v | 0 | https://www.reddit.com/comments/1br4d0v/ | Resolute Defence | 7,527 | 146 | 1,711,758,778 | Why don't you get a flatmate g(...) Anonymous 03/24/24(Sun)16:12:55 No.76886773
File: qguayt.jpg
>go to flatmate website
>see hundreds of cuties planning to go to your country
>offer them a place to stay
>get paid to live with cute girl
If you can't sex them even though they are living in your house 12+ hours a day hel... | false | [
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Why are you racist?
Anonymous Tue 26 Jul 2022 03:02:30 No.607005667
Japanese people literally can't distinguish L and R
Anonymous Tue 26 Jul 2022 03:05:42 No.607005841
Americans can't distinguish between a male and a female | false | [
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File: 1493530507094.jpg
>be me
>be in class
>tell a joke
>no one laughs
>chad tells it
>everyone laughs
>okay.jpg
ff 5 hours
>write greentext
>no one likes it
>gets posted into reddit
>everyone loves it | false | [
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000f0171f65a560d8361a632c4a720bc9cd342c6fe8b3e70fae5d4e406232eea | 000f0171f65a560d8361a632c4a720bc9cd342c6fe8b3e70fae5d4e406232eea | greentext | 172seh2 | 0 | https://www.reddit.com/comments/172seh2/ | Anon is a corpo | 1 | 242 | 1,696,747,533 | Anonymous 10/07/23(Sat)11:59:32 No.653348309
File: 1679997082234759.png
dumb commie fuck
>corporations are LE BAD
>even though science has advanced at a rate never seen before because of them
>even though humans are venturing into space
>even though Arasaka is about to unlock immortality
>but trust me corps are totally... | false | [
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>be me
>in class
>ask 7.5/10 qt3.14 for number
>get it
>ask her out
>says she can't but wants to another time
>hyped as fuck
>talk to her next day
>conversation dry as fuck
>text her next day
>no reply
>walks away quickly when I try to talk to her
>text her week later
>no repl... | false | [
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000f3c6547b7be7bce2f57e255ebdf89448ee534b3315ed82df7b8db8ba76d37 | 000f3c6547b7be7bce2f57e255ebdf89448ee534b3315ed82df7b8db8ba76d37 | 4chan | fc4lb1 | 0 | https://www.reddit.com/comments/fc4lb1/ | Anon smokes | 110 | 17 | 1,583,113,628 | punky43 03/01/20(Sun)18:51:27 No.56978245
>>56977723
now that, that is based
Anonymous 03/01/20(Sun)19:26:28 No.56978700
>>56977139
Ahahahahaha shit man.
I started smoking because it reminded me of a girl I was hooking up with. We both developed some feelings for each other, but she ghosted me cause she wasn't ready t... | false | [
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Anonymous 02/18/19(Mon)21:44:56 No.792979888
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>be me
>playing on pc
>cat laying on my feet
>feel super cozy for a long while
>start playing rainbow six and start getting super into it
>autisticly swing around my head with fast movements and start yelling
>in the commotion my cat gets up and bites my leg
>it ... | false | [
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The trannies have gone too far this time.
It's just a fucking video game and you cunts act like it's a crusade against you. Well, it's definitely a crusade now. | false | [
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>>84093090
>>what are some ways men can make money off feminism?
we benefit in another way
>feminism leads to divorce epidemic
>feminism leads to women winning full child custody
>millions of daughters raised by single mothers
>daughters all sluttily seek out older men to fi... | false | [
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File: Slop.jpg
I'll stay in the matrix thanks
Anonymous 09/18/24(Wed)07:53:28 No.203632168
>>203632121 (OP)
Shit they couldnt even make a spoon right.
Anonymous 09/18/24(Wed)07:55:22 No.203632220
>>203632121 (OP)
that's the food inside the matrix too nowadays
Anonymous 09... | false | [
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00124fbfa1ba6f2365c75a4942a9a343fe44e435011b5525e98f330113f5d994 | 00124fbfa1ba6f2365c75a4942a9a343fe44e435011b5525e98f330113f5d994 | 4chan | 6x8rbu | 0 | https://www.reddit.com/comments/6x8rbu/ | /pol/ack imagines the good ole days | 1,183 | 46 | 1,504,204,572 | Anonymous (ID: OM060CMA) 08/31/17(Thu)13:10:03 No.139743826
File: 1501978004679.jpg
>get this from atm
Wat do?
Anonymous (ID: ZwPS0ybv) 08/31/17(Thu)13:10:57 No.139743918
DESU its kind of cool we can use black people as currency again | false | [
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>Be me
>Make milkshakes and pizza at fast-casual restaurant
>Usually deal with hillbillies and the kind of Protestants that'd be ISIS militants if born elsewhere
>Big guy in nylon coat comes wearing a Union Jack shirt in neon colors
>"Hello, welcome to McPizza, how may I help y... | false | [
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>Be Incel virgin
>gay friend offers me to give me a blowie
>I pull down my cum stained pants, pull away the layers of fat the gooish ultra long pubic hair half dried cum mix to reveal my boner waiting for his gay mouth to suck it
>as he starts sucking my cock, i immed... | false | [
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>be me
>footfag
>only attracted to the finest feet
>longer toes, slender ankles, smooth soles and skin
>seems to be rare and hard to find
>hardly find fap worthy material
>create a pornhub account
>create a collection of the finest feet vids and pics i can find over ... | false | [
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0013fafcf4140592e87d410cccd827283fa9400aae27829aaa25e698c1e6a66c | 0013fafcf4140592e87d410cccd827283fa9400aae27829aaa25e698c1e6a66c | 4chan | sdg8j2 | 0 | https://www.reddit.com/comments/sdg8j2/ | Anon figures out the antiwork mystery | 11,348 | 270 | 1,643,230,674 | Anonymous (ID: T/GyyUSx) 01/26/22(Wed)15:55:53 No.45937521
File: 2.png
>why did the moderators close the r/antiwork reddit?
>responding to posts was too much work
the poetry writes itself | false | [
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I met a drunk girl at the bar and I went back to her apartment. She was on top and I told her to get off because I was going to cum and she said “it’s fine just do it, cum inside me” I told her no and to get off but she just rode harder and kept saying “cum for me” o... | false | [
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That's right, I'm a trender and there's literally nothing you can do to stop me.
Anonymous 10/11/22(Tue)20:21:58 No.27954037
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File: 1750651841021.jpg
Why did Trump's rally help Massie's odds of winning?
2s2biOCY 03/13/26 15:48 No.530634213
>>530634122 (OP)
MIGGERS are waking up to the fact that Trump isn't MAGA but MIGA
QdchNc/U 03/13/26 15:48 No.530634233
because he's a complete retard. | false | [
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Anonymous (ID: 3kAwGzH) 05/05/25(Mon)12:28:18 No.503975025
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>gets pussy for the first time
>gets buck broken by an ugly bpd canadian onlyfans whore
>becomes known as a cuck
>snakes his best friend to become Hasan's bitch
>Hasan throws him to the wolves
>develops empathy at 30, now uses therapy speak and cr... | false | [
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It's not just the transphobic tweets, it's literally everything. The way she talks about Harry Potter and tries to retcon everything about the books on Twitter like 15 years after the last book came out (hurr durr Dumbledore is gay,... | false | [
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>make a thread with the goal of sparking up a discussion about a board related topic
>Its actually interesting and requires some thought to participate in
>Faggots with attention span of a fly get filtered immediately
>sadly those faggots seem to be almost the entiret... | false | [
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File: 1469226744479[1].png
Anyone else have an eating disorder?
>go three days without eating
>eat a large pizza, 2 liters of dietcoke and 10 cookies in under 45 minutes
>spend the next three hours shitting and puking
>mfw I do this every week | false | [
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I want to get the fuck out of this country. Dubs decides which country I start looking for a job in.
US doesn't count since I'm already here.
Anonymous 02/12/16(Fri)21:53:30 No.668602844
India. Enjoy your poo.
Anonymous 02/12/16(Fri)21:53:51 No.6686... | false | [
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I bought myself an xt3 at the beginning of the year, I took it out maybe 6 times since and it's fucking dead, Fuji customer service have said it's my fault and they're not honouring the warranty because I tried using it underwater, which should be fine ... | false | [
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>be me
>scrub anon from rural midwest
>never had any reason to get on a plane
>eventually move to west coast
>need to visit family, too far to drive
>book flight on Delta airlines
>had low expectations, but it's just awful
>never want to get on a plane ... | false | [
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>>245950987 (OP)
>social foundation has collapsed
>kids are told they can be whatever they want, and then they grow up and find out they have to work at mcdonalds their whole life
>women have been convinced they don't want kids, while the majority of men want kids/families. both need them
>the p... | false | [
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The Big Bang Theory is a bad show because it presents itself as a show for geeks and nerds while being the exact opposite: A show for the socially normal. The jokes Sheldon, Leonard, Raj and Howard make aren't meant to be laughed at; the characters making the ... | false | [
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>be me
>hotel breakfast worker
>running on caffeine and bad decisions
>buffet line looks like a refugee convoy
>lady flags me down in a panic
>"your juice machine is broken"
>walk over
>she's pressing the water button
>another guest complains the pancakes are cold
>p... | false | [
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Anonymous (ID: 6AL5YDq3) 06/14/15(Sun)02:11:09 No.46467273
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ITT: We make flags and people rate them.
Anonymous (ID: 6AL5YDq3) 06/14/15(Sun)02:12:13 No.46467297
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>>46467273
Whoops, posted it upside down.
Anonymous (ID: EYrOSm+z) 06/14/15(Sun)02:18:21 No.46467524
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Posting my flag
OC donut st... | false | [
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Well guess i should contribute my crazy dream when i got surgery for appendicitis.
>pretty nurses al around me
>take off your clothes
>ok, but naked full frontal to the nurses
>i should have a boner...but no, afraid of being put under and have a maniac cut me
>they stare at ... | false | [
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>be me 26
>disgusting neet still living in moms basement
>my mom died a month ago
>moms basement is now my basement
>tfw when I'm now a mysterious recluse bachelor
>see ya later incels | false | [
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I’ve made a rule for myself
I’ve got a loaded 9mm next to my bed
If I have an orgasm then I’ll have to kill myself
Therefore I don’t jerk off and remain celibate.
Most of the discipline comes from working out twice a day while also repeatedly telling myself I can offer no... | false | [
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>Be me, 15 years old.
>Can't take pictures of myself because I'm too ugly.
>Think I will look okay when I turn into an adult
>Fast forward to today.
>Look at least 10x worse. Can't even look at myself in the mirror witho having suicidal thoughts
>Can't even go outsid... | false | [
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>>42398467
>psuedo dysphoria
>look inside
>its dysphoria
i think a lot of harm has been done by convincing people that being trans is something you are born as and that its innate and unchangeable. Thats why this person thinks their dysphoria being subjective doesnt count.
... | false | [
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File: 1389042894873.jpg
>top of the morning to you m'lady
Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)15:44:25 UTC-6 No.525506883
File: 1389044665313.jpg
top lel
Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)15:46:56 UTC-6 No.525511123
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Haha oh my god
Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)16:15:18 UTC... | false | [
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TAKE A SEAT, NIGGA, IN THIS RAPPING SCHOOL, BECAUSE YOUR SHIT'S BOUT TO BE ROCKED BY TENTACRUEL, I RAP HARD, FUCK HARD, AND SMOKE THE CHRONIC ALL OF KANTO KNOWS THAT MY MOVES ARE SUPERSONIC YOU THINK YOU'RE TOUGH SHIT, BUT YOUR DICK IS FLACCID MAYBE BECAUSE YOU JUST ... | false | [
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There's a guy who's frequented for the past week or so since we've opened back up. The first time he came in, he ordered a long black and proclaimed that "he prefers the taste of black coffee, he can't understand people who need milk to enjoy cof... | false | [
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>>66994113
>making women afraid for their safety is NOT OKAY
But publicly humiliating men is? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous 01/15/22(Sat)11:27:22 No.66994157
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Fuckin hell, which one of you is this dude lmao | false | [
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>All Female Led Capeshit flick bombs on the weekend
>Literally a few days later
>Trailer for another All Female Led Capeshit flick
Is Hollywood autistic? | false | [
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>>45581517 (OP)
>nofap day 23
>gets horny
>ignore
>day 34
>gets suuuper fucking horny
>suddenly feeling curious
>try shoving cucumber inside my ass
>holy shit best orgasm ive had in my life
>cant stop thinking about it afterwards
>gets curious and start experimenting with other... | false | [
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>know about 4chan because of r/greentext
>have an idea for a greentext while in the car with family going on holiday
>dad is driving, I'm in the front seat, mom and sister in the back
>never actually used 4chan before
>think "how hard can it be"
>got to 4chan.com on phone
>"you must be above the a... | true | [
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>be me
>in the habit of shitting daily, sometimes twice a day
>suddenly wake up one morning with crazy pain in my lower stomach and need to shit
>go to the toilet
>cant even force it out for 2 hours, nearly vomit from the pain
>eventually manage to get some of it out... | false | [
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>try going to the gym at 5 AM, hoping it is like deserted
>it's more packed than when I normally go at like 2pm in the afternoon
>filled with boomers, spics, niggers
I just want to fucking die at this point. Nothing in my life goes the way I want.
Anonymous 11/08/22... | false | [
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I'm a 6'1" man with size 2 Feet AMA
I'm just a guy with really small feet for my height. Ask me anything.
09/16/21 03:55:07 PM No.24931177
>>24931160 (OP)
Hysterical
09/16/21 03:58:27 PM No.24931195
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>>24931177
It's no joke. You try finding size 2 running shoes that do... | false | [
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>>353801590 (OP)
>Society is collapsing
Can confirm. I went to Publix today to get a chicken tendie submarine sandwich and I was accosted by a gang of Canadian geese. They hissed at me and pecked at my legs.
I'm never leaving the house again, bros.
An... | false | [
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File: 1682973581841603.jpg
Is your wife/gf politically incorrect?
Within the past two days my wife has stated that trannies are not women and juneteenth is a made up holiday so blacks don't feel bad about having nothing to celebrate on Father's day. I had always thought she j... | false | [
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Anonymous 08/15/18(Wed)10:13:09 No.777230433
File: FB_IMG_1534345126507.jpg
>be me
>sitting in my home in London
>sitting in the middle of my living room staring at a wall
>cant go outside, might get stabbed by muslims
>SAS kicks down my door, weapons drawn
>they search the house
>I have no idea what's happening
>t... | false | [
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Is spanking acceptable
Anonymous 5 hours ago No.25894388
Yeah I spank my gf
Anonymous 5 hours ago No.25894410
Nah, kids need a good actual beating to learn.
Anonymous 5 hours ago No.25894422
>>25894388
I was talking about children anon
Anonymous 5 hours ago No.25894454
[ima... | false | [
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0022bb6d3f78cc8a96368477687a1136f0d4c1b93ff6eeedf42f65561ccf493a | 0022bb6d3f78cc8a96368477687a1136f0d4c1b93ff6eeedf42f65561ccf493a | 4chan | 6gg9x1 | 0 | https://www.reddit.com/comments/6gg9x1/ | /tv/ asks the important question about Black Panther | 135 | 6 | 1,497,113,941 | Anonymous 06/10/17(Sat)22:40:35 No.83766207
[image]
why does he wear the disc?
Anonymous 06/10/17(Sat)23:48:46 No.83767638
if I pull that out, will you die?
Anonymous 06/10/17(Sat)23:49:14 No.83767648
>>83767638
That would be extremely painful
Anonymous 06/10/17(Sat)23:49:59 No.83767665
>>83766207 (OP)
>>83767638
>>... | false | [
{
"subreddit": "4chan",
"post_id": "6gg9x1"
}
] | sub: r/4chan | score: 100-500
| |
0022d6066e45180617af3b09ed74540dafce86da0b565c9f39bc6c0ee07b05ed | 0022d6066e45180617af3b09ed74540dafce86da0b565c9f39bc6c0ee07b05ed | 4chan | 2a2g4z | 0 | https://www.reddit.com/comments/2a2g4z/ | http://i.imgur.com/5aEA5Tq.png | Quintessential 4chan | 235 | 16 | 1,404,756,229 | Anonymous (ID: tE6cF6mz) 07/06/14(Sun)05:03:13 No.554970370
File: 9140328174805.jpg
Look, I jizzed on my own foot
Anonymous (ID: VPOoRLgu) 07/06/14(Sun)05:10:17 No.554971156
File: Neat-spiderman.gif | false | [
{
"subreddit": "4chan",
"post_id": "2a2g4z"
}
] | sub: [N/A] | score: [N/A]
|
002301a6d15c98512777cd2ac1428e23a03b570a6567bf765add593ba854614f | 002301a6d15c98512777cd2ac1428e23a03b570a6567bf765add593ba854614f | greentext | r4clkt | 0 | https://www.reddit.com/comments/r4clkt/ | Sugar and spice | 703 | 17 | 1,638,128,802 | Anonymous 11/28/21(Sun)12:16:08 No.66337431
[image]
>meet 2 college sluts on sugarbaby website
>they come to my place and we have fun no vaginally penetration though
>have hickey all over my neck
>I dont pay they go ballistic and start pretending they were raped
>neighbor calls them out on their bullshit as sees them y... | false | [
{
"subreddit": "greentext",
"post_id": "r4clkt"
}
] | sub: [N/A] | score: 500-1k
| |
002434349dcd53b811d68af1eac31c1bcf0dc1d27dd9843fa6dd5b17c5dc84e8 | 002434349dcd53b811d68af1eac31c1bcf0dc1d27dd9843fa6dd5b17c5dc84e8 | greentext | 9hv4ov | 0 | https://www.reddit.com/comments/9hv4ov/ | Anon gets touched by a girl | 139 | 8 | 1,537,572,603 | Anonymous 09/21/18(Fri)19:27:45 No.4826771
File: grdm.png
>Be me
>Be in school
>In a class at the moment
>This one girl touches my face
>She
>Touches
>My
>Face
>I don't like her like that because she's not my type. and because I like someone else
>Feel kinda uncomfortable
>She does this over the span of a few weeks
>S... | false | [
{
"subreddit": "greentext",
"post_id": "9hv4ov"
}
] | sub: r/greentext | score: 100-500
| |
0025592e63407c21fe90105301c90d070a60deb37e942b3d915cd9dfd8d8065a | 0025592e63407c21fe90105301c90d070a60deb37e942b3d915cd9dfd8d8065a | greentext | x3tb85 | 0 | https://www.reddit.com/comments/x3tb85/ | Anon went to college | 330 | 9 | 1,662,096,651 | Anonymous 09/02/22(Fri)04:48:48 No.70051170
[image]
>final year of college as in stem major
>Haven't been to a single party because if you don't know anyone you have to pay to go in and they can still kick you out anyway
Looks like I'm graduating a khv after all fuck. And I really went 2 years without browsing this boa... | false | [
{
"subreddit": "greentext",
"post_id": "x3tb85"
}
] | sub: [N/A] | score: [N/A]
| |
00261ecc4a73508bbde9e1f655ffc757ddb70830a3fca71ec295fb691f115d12 | 00261ecc4a73508bbde9e1f655ffc757ddb70830a3fca71ec295fb691f115d12 | greentext | kfj859 | 0 | https://www.reddit.com/comments/kfj859/ | Anon's breath stinks | 12,469 | 166 | 1,608,289,792 | Anonymous 12/18/20(Fri)12:07:21 No.842591506
[image]
>put on face mask
>can smell my stinky breath each time I exhale | false | [
{
"subreddit": "greentext",
"post_id": "kfj859"
}
] | sub: r/greentext | score: [N/A]
| |
0026a0c0a21ff532b912ba05b9b6bbf9d30627887bebdde06cd7bdd2e0979427 | 0026a0c0a21ff532b912ba05b9b6bbf9d30627887bebdde06cd7bdd2e0979427 | greentext | v1zrq2 | 0 | https://www.reddit.com/comments/v1zrq2/ | anon does push-ups | 140 | 6 | 1,654,030,213 | >me doing push-ups
>Get juicy pump
>Mom see me, says i got big pecs
>She leave
>Me get boner
>Mfw | true | [
{
"subreddit": "greentext",
"post_id": "v1zrq2"
}
] | sub: [N/A] | score: [N/A]
| |
0027581477ec1f885fc1bda021072610160e2ebd631511fd9c36b3c5088e511a | 0027581477ec1f885fc1bda021072610160e2ebd631511fd9c36b3c5088e511a | 4chan | 3hquu2 | 0 | https://www.reddit.com/comments/3hquu2/ | Anon describes his life if he was a hot girl | 931 | 83 | 1,440,093,280 | Anonymous 08/20/15(Thu)02:56:44 No.21592486
I would probably think guys are just nice to everyone all the time but ugly girls are all just jealous bitches who only hate me because I'm hot.
I would have a cushy office job where I can just socialise, talk on the phone and look at facebook most of the day and put in like... | false | [
{
"subreddit": "4chan",
"post_id": "3hquu2"
}
] | sub: [N/A] | score: [N/A]
| |
002804199b1da465b807c99912883b516599fdad24edc2a7ceeca7e93d05414e | 002804199b1da465b807c99912883b516599fdad24edc2a7ceeca7e93d05414e | 4tran | rys1yc | 2 | https://www.reddit.com/comments/rys1yc/ | Holy fuck | 136 | 29 | 1,641,618,566 | Anonymous 01/07/22(Fri)16:04:38 No.23926061
>>23925969
>>23926010
Fucking hell this is so hot, thank you. I have to find a bf into this kinda stuff
Anonymous 01/07/22(Fri)16:05:44 No.23926076
Neat
Anonymous 01/07/22(Fri)16:07:45 No.23926109
>>23926060
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggg
Anonymous 01/07/22(... | false | [
{
"subreddit": "4tran",
"post_id": "rys1yc"
}
] | sub: r/4tran | score: [N/A]
| |
0028339e31ec9f79802f575c6eb152e3237f715bb55927814fe11e78ba097636 | 0028339e31ec9f79802f575c6eb152e3237f715bb55927814fe11e78ba097636 | 4chan | 8rkf7a | 0 | https://www.reddit.com/comments/8rkf7a/ | Anon dates a trap | 283 | 47 | 1,529,166,128 | Anonymous 06/16/18(Sat)08:14:40 No.46151738
File: Rainbow-Toesocks.jpg
Story time, /r9k/. I've told this once before but it got buried in some Reiko drama. Anyways, here is why your dream of a qt trap gf (male) is just the manifestation of two mentally ill people:
Anonymous 06/16/18(Sat)08:15:27 No.46151746
>be me
>ta... | false | [
{
"subreddit": "4chan",
"post_id": "8rkf7a"
},
{
"subreddit": "greentext",
"post_id": "8rkfb7"
}
] | sub: [N/A] | score: [N/A]
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0029f5dd29baf48087fcc93c187f7b3e9f1fc61ed65e414dd71706ec72d22671 | 0029f5dd29baf48087fcc93c187f7b3e9f1fc61ed65e414dd71706ec72d22671 | greentext | 1vzvdyp | 0 | https://www.reddit.com/comments/1vzvdyp/ | Anon gets sober | 1,548 | 191 | 1,787,840,546 | > hurry, think men! Alcohol profits are down 17,000%!
> what will people do if they're not killing their brains to forget the woes of modern life and beating their loved ones without remorse?
> fucking gen Z, what have they done to the world!
> how will we make billions off of self-mutilation now?
> it's a national tra... | true | [
{
"subreddit": "greentext",
"post_id": "1vzvdyp"
}
] | sub: [N/A] | score: 1k-2.5k
| |
002a760049e7cb020aea52a2197f5c625e4f7cfc41f08b578f47e22826243dc1 | 002a760049e7cb020aea52a2197f5c625e4f7cfc41f08b578f47e22826243dc1 | 4chan | gt6apr | 0 | https://www.reddit.com/comments/gt6apr/ | Carlos weighs in on the attack on the CNN headquarters | 285 | 4 | 1,590,805,241 | Anonymous (ID: TZlc5I6C) 05/30/20(Sat)01:24:10 No.259428134
File: 1514503373926.jpg
HOLY FUCK TURN ON CNN
Anonymous (ID: Byrm3GbL) 05/30/20(Sat)01:43:21 No.259431438
File: imao.png
>>259428134 (OP)
looks like the darkies just did | false | [
{
"subreddit": "4chan",
"post_id": "gt6apr"
}
] | sub: r/4chan | score: 100-500
| |
002b42a6188fcbcdb7b1abeadae5cc2bec532711a6e6cc54a34bfa3c868dd469 | 002b42a6188fcbcdb7b1abeadae5cc2bec532711a6e6cc54a34bfa3c868dd469 | 4chan | yzhwi | 0 | https://www.reddit.com/comments/yzhwi/ | http://i.imgur.com/Ijosx.jpg | wat | 328 | 9 | 1,346,191,925 | Anonymous (ID: XvetYlnW) 08/28/12(Tue)16:46:06 No.421776880
File: 1346186766376.jpg
go go go
Anonymous (ID: Eekao6+y) 08/28/12(Tue)16:46:45 No.421776992
this will end in 57
Anonymous (ID: tqUj4isr) 08/28/12(Tue)16:47:08 No.421777068
hitler did nothing wrong
Anonymous (ID: tZAURD5l) 08/28/12(Tue)16:47:14 No.421777089... | false | [
{
"subreddit": "4chan",
"post_id": "yzhwi"
}
] | sub: r/4chan | score: 100-500
|
002b5070a1168ae2bee4ffec3aa8a17dd4e584ab4530d5c0c24a77b89db14f7c | 002b5070a1168ae2bee4ffec3aa8a17dd4e584ab4530d5c0c24a77b89db14f7c | classic4chan | 28tvgu | 0 | https://www.reddit.com/comments/28tvgu/ | http://i.imgur.com/blAOZRr.jpg | Normal discussion on youtube | 720 | 10 | 1,403,481,176 | Anonymous 03/30/11(Wed)23:41 No.90958878
File: 1301542895.jpg
>>90958460
>normal discussion
>youtube
nigga you just went full dodecahedral-giga-nuclear-fusion-reactor-retarded.
you just went 648 kinds of retarded
you have split the retard atom and propelled yourself 299,792,458 retards-per-second straight into a ret... | false | [
{
"subreddit": "classic4chan",
"post_id": "28tvgu"
}
] | sub: [N/A] | score: 500-1k
|
002b79d09c03634cf361c9debb3b26d11297db0a765788b1d4ad972ce1587c4e | 002b79d09c03634cf361c9debb3b26d11297db0a765788b1d4ad972ce1587c4e | 4chan | k8r1hx | 0 | https://www.reddit.com/comments/k8r1hx/ | /fit/izen wants to know if Tyler1 is natty | 1,556 | 60 | 1,607,379,938 | Anonymous 12/07/20(Mon)15:37:35 No.58765212
File: l7k96k3d7gc21.jpg
is this guy natty?
keep in mind he's 6'5 and played college football
Anonymous 12/07/20(Mon)15:38:31 No.58765224
He's naturally gifted with autism. | false | [
{
"subreddit": "4chan",
"post_id": "k8r1hx"
}
] | sub: [N/A] | score: 1k-2.5k
| |
002bbe3bc7bdc0ab612ab52771d32d40427a8ad00d0f8ab009722b53ddcab388 | 002bbe3bc7bdc0ab612ab52771d32d40427a8ad00d0f8ab009722b53ddcab388 | 4chan | 6t8du4 | 0 | https://www.reddit.com/comments/6t8du4/ | Robot gets weed | 15,783 | 339 | 1,502,543,947 | Anonymous 08/11/17(Fri)11:35:09 No.39001050
[image]
>work with older guy who's been in prison before
>starts asking me if I do drugs
>too beta to admit that I don't
>he ends up selling me $20 worth of weed
of weed
What the hell is wrong with me? Why do I just go along with what people say? also how do I even smoke thi... | false | [
{
"subreddit": "4chan",
"post_id": "6t8du4"
}
] | sub: r/4chan | score: [N/A]
| |
002bdf0c0f8ea93023867c84e067b62f3ff455e23710c433992c0829dc300d16 | 002bdf0c0f8ea93023867c84e067b62f3ff455e23710c433992c0829dc300d16 | classic4chan | bjzwb0 | 0 | https://www.reddit.com/comments/bjzwb0/ | Hung af | 187 | 3 | 1,556,829,895 | Anonymous (ID: iG2UErFN) 01/26/18(Fri)20:05:56 No.158154192
File: c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800.jpg
A HORSE IS FUCKING A NIGGER IN THE ASS
THE NIGGER TURNS BACK TO THE HORSE AND SAYS
>AND I THOUGHT I WAS HUNG
SO THE HORSE REPLIES
>NOT YET YOU FUCKING COON | false | [
{
"subreddit": "classic4chan",
"post_id": "bjzwb0"
}
] | sub: r/classic4chan | score: 100-500
| |
002c2d84932cc5072b3894bf64c4d9a3d7f2da6617bf1842cfd4aea2cacf0511 | 002c2d84932cc5072b3894bf64c4d9a3d7f2da6617bf1842cfd4aea2cacf0511 | 4chan | 6pr7az | 0 | https://www.reddit.com/comments/6pr7az/ | http://i.imgur.com/eyn1JaP.png | /pol/ points out a minor flaw | 1,506 | 69 | 1,501,103,873 | Anonymous (ID: UQPUOcKI) 07/26/17(Wed)15:38:04 No.135036797
[image]
He has a point ya know
Anonymous (ID: YxDlbUwe) 07/26/17(Wed)15:39:35 No.135036962
Because people could easily point out how many dumb niggers there are who vote democrat.
Anonymous (ID: I2X0ITzG) 07/26/17(Wed)15:40:04 No.135037009
>start screening f... | false | [
{
"subreddit": "4chan",
"post_id": "6pr7az"
}
] | sub: [N/A] | score: [N/A]
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002ced932229eadeaec49ded5d958d1e8a491556632b57ecd40b1424426af0b8 | 002ced932229eadeaec49ded5d958d1e8a491556632b57ecd40b1424426af0b8 | greentext | 1mlllrt | 0 | https://www.reddit.com/comments/1mlllrt/ | Anon on steroids. | 4,646 | 158 | 1,754,733,018 | Anonymous 08/09/25(Sat)05:49:14 No.82126445
[image]
>Hops off roids for a single month
>Loses all of his gains
Don't do steroids kids | false | [
{
"subreddit": "greentext",
"post_id": "1mlllrt"
}
] | sub: r/greentext | score: [N/A]
|
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anon-greentext
157,342 greentext stories transcribed from screenshots posted to r/greentext, r/4chan, r/4tran and r/classic4chan between 2010 and October 2026. This is the exact data anon-1b was fine-tuned on, with the same train/validation split, and every row links back to the Reddit post it came from.
| split | rows | tokens (Gemma 3) |
|---|---|---|
| train | 154,204 | 40.49M |
| validation | 3,138 | 0.79M |
By subreddit: r/4chan 81,349 · r/greentext 64,406 · r/4tran 9,890 · r/classic4chan 1,697.
Columns
| column | what it is |
|---|---|
text |
The transcribed screenshot: board post headers (Anonymous 08/05/18(Sun)00:07:46 No.776285187), > lines, and replies, separated by blank lines. |
subreddit |
Subreddit of the representative Reddit post. |
post_id |
Reddit post id of the representative post (the highest-scoring post of this image). |
permalink |
https://www.reddit.com/comments/<post_id>/ |
image_index |
Position of the image in the post (galleries have several). |
image_url |
Original image URL from the post. Older imgur links may be dead. |
title |
Reddit post title. |
score, num_comments |
Reddit score and comment count when the data was collected. |
created_utc |
Post time, Unix seconds. |
all_posts |
Every Reddit post (subreddit + id) that shared this exact image, so reposts and crossposts can be traced too. |
recovered |
true when the screenshot wasn't a normal imageboard capture (a cropped story, a phone screenshot) and the greentext was pulled from its other text. |
id |
sha256 of the image. A story too long for one 8,192-token training example is split, giving ids ending in #0, #1…; doc_id is the image hash shared by the parts, and parts always stay in the same split. |
train_header |
The prompt header anon-1b saw for this row, e.g. sub: r/4chan | score: 100-500. Each field was replaced with [N/A] half the time. |
How it was built
- Collection. Image posts from the four subreddits: older posts from Reddit data dumps, plus 2026 posts collected separately. A post was kept at score ≥ 100, or for 2023 posts with unreliable scores, at ≥ 20 comments.
- Transcription. Every image was transcribed by
gpt-6-lunainto a post-by-post structure. Text the model couldn't read is marked[illegible](794 rows). - Filtering.
- Images that weren't imageboard screenshots and had no recoverable greentext (at least two
>lines) were dropped: 8,177. - Stories with under 20 characters of post text were dropped: 2,849.
- 518 images the transcription step couldn't process were dropped.
- Images that weren't imageboard screenshots and had no recoverable greentext (at least two
- Deduplication. Exact reposts of an image collapse into one row. Near-duplicate transcriptions (MinHash LSH over the text) were clustered and only the highest-scoring copy kept, dropping 32,335.
- Split. 2% held out for validation by a seeded hash of the image, so a story never straddles train and validation.
Notes
- The text is OCR of screenshots, so expect the occasional transcription error, especially on old low-resolution images.
- Scores are a snapshot from collection time, not live values.
- The posts belong to their original authors. This dataset is a transcription for research, with links back to every source.
Related
- Model: scratchyone/anon-1b, Gemma 3 1B fine-tuned on this data plus an 8% general-text replay mix (FineWeb
sample-10BT, and comments from r/CasualConversation and r/tifu), which isn't included here.
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