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[3252.00 --> 3256.00] And it had the eyes on the, uh, just above the snap.
[3256.00 --> 3257.00] I thought you still had that.
[3257.00 --> 3258.00] Just above the snap.
[3258.00 --> 3259.00] No, I don't have my no fear hat anymore.
[3259.00 --> 3260.00] I loved my no fear hat.
[3260.00 --> 3261.00] When did you-
[3261.00 --> 3263.00] So it had the eyes here and then it was no fear on the back.
[3263.00 --> 3264.00] When did you stop having that?
[3264.00 --> 3265.00] Oh, no.
[3265.00 --> 3266.00] I have my stupid gecko hat.
[3266.00 --> 3267.00] That's probably the one you're thinking of.
[3267.00 --> 3268.00] No, no, no.
[3268.00 --> 3269.00] I know that hat.
[3269.00 --> 3270.00] When did you stop having that?
[3270.00 --> 3271.00] Before I met you.
[3271.00 --> 3272.00] Oh, weird.
[3272.00 --> 3273.00] Oh, yeah.
[3273.00 --> 3274.00] Long time ago.
[3274.00 --> 3275.00] Wow.
[3275.00 --> 3276.00] Maybe I've seen a picture or something.
[3276.00 --> 3277.00] Yeah, there's not much no fear stuff.
[3277.00 --> 3278.00] Yeah, there's not much.
[3278.00 --> 3279.00] No fear was huge.
[3279.00 --> 3284.00] But at the time, like, probably, I'm gonna guess I was in like grade 10.
[3284.00 --> 3285.00] Skulls were like totally a thing.
[3285.00 --> 3286.00] Right.
[3286.00 --> 3288.00] Just like black fabric with white skulls on it was totally a thing.
[3288.00 --> 3290.00] And I was always like, that's so stupid.
[3290.00 --> 3291.00] It looks- you're not edgy.
[3291.00 --> 3292.00] It looks dumb.
[3292.00 --> 3293.00] I don't know what you're doing.
[3293.00 --> 3294.00] You're not edgy.
[3294.00 --> 3295.00] Like, it just wasn't-
[3295.00 --> 3296.00] That's the ultimate burn.
[3296.00 --> 3298.00] You- you know what?
[3298.00 --> 3299.00] You're not edgy.
[3299.00 --> 3301.00] You're prying, which automatically means-
[3301.00 --> 3302.00] You're basic.
[3302.00 --> 3303.00] It doesn't work.
[3303.00 --> 3304.00] Yeah.
[3304.00 --> 3307.00] But like, that looks- the skull trail skull though has always looked sick because they
[3307.00 --> 3311.00] found like a classy way to put a skull on something.
[3311.00 --> 3312.00] Which, I don't know.
[3312.00 --> 3314.00] I thought it was really cool.
[3314.00 --> 3316.00] All right.
[3316.00 --> 3318.00] Last topic for today.
[3318.00 --> 3319.00] We gotta talk about this.
[3319.00 --> 3320.00] Oh, yeah.
[3320.00 --> 3322.00] Posted by Blue Chinchilla Eating Dorito on the forum.
[3322.00 --> 3325.00] Original article here is actually from the Vancouver Sun.
[3325.00 --> 3330.00] Amazon wants to let the delivery person unlock your front door and go inside your home
[3330.00 --> 3335.00] to- the service is called- how can you call this a service?
[3335.00 --> 3338.00] It's called Amazon Key and incorporates a smart lock-
[3338.00 --> 3343.00] Yeah, you give Amazon a key to your house because- who knows?
[3343.00 --> 3344.00] What?!
[3348.00 --> 3349.00] What?!
[3349.00 --> 3350.00] People are gonna do it, man.
[3350.00 --> 3352.00] People are absolutely gonna do it.
[3352.00 --> 3357.00] Cause like, honestly, this is one of those things where- you're basically just- you're
[3357.00 --> 3366.00] trying to get Amazon drivers- to get- to get ne'er-do-well applicants to become Amazon delivery
[3366.00 --> 3367.00] drivers.
[3367.00 --> 3371.00] And like, if they were anywhere near- like, I'm afraid to be giving them ideas because by
[3371.00 --> 3374.00] and large, as far as I can tell, most thieves aren't that brilliant.
[3374.00 --> 3390.00] But like, if they have a- a brain on their shoulders at all, then what they would do is- they would find the squeaky cleanest one, who is the driver, and he just cases-
[3391.00 --> 3393.00] What?!
[3393.00 --> 3394.00] Yep.
[3394.00 --> 3395.00] I've heard it before too.
[3395.00 --> 3396.00] People are absolutely gonna do this.
[3396.00 --> 3398.00] Someone internally is apparently planning to sign up for this.
[3398.00 --> 3400.00] Yeah, and exactly what you're saying- what?!
[3400.00 --> 3402.00] The driver's gonna case the house-
[3402.00 --> 3403.00] Yeah!
[3403.00 --> 3404.00] Figure out if there's anything valuable in there.
[3404.00 --> 3405.00] Yeah.
[3405.00 --> 3409.00] Figure out where the security cameras are, what type of alarm system they're using, what their camera setup is, everything.
[3409.00 --> 3410.00] And then leave.
[3410.00 --> 3411.00] And then someone else will do it.
[3411.00 --> 3417.00] And then create a list, because they're gonna be going around to like, many, many houses every day.
[3417.00 --> 3424.00] So they would just get back in their car, pull up the little Google sheet on their phone, be like, A, or B, or C.
[3424.00 --> 3431.00] The date they were there, like the last date anyone from Amazon was there, to make it a little bit harder to put two and two together.
[3431.00 --> 3432.00] Yeah.
[3432.00 --> 3436.00] And then like, six months down the road, you're gonna get hit.
[3436.00 --> 3438.00] And they'll know exactly what you have, and exactly where it is.
[3438.00 --> 3439.00] Yeah.
[3439.00 --> 3442.00] So they'll be in, out, gone. And have all your most valuable things.
[3443.00 --> 3444.00] Get freaking out.
[3444.00 --> 3446.00] This is like, actually the stupidest thing of all time.
[3446.00 --> 3447.00] You know what's great too?
[3448.00 --> 3449.00] You know what's gonna happen?
[3449.00 --> 3451.00] And because- hold on, hold that thought.
[3451.00 --> 3452.00] Yeah.
[3452.00 --> 3453.00] Because there's another big problem too.
[3453.00 --> 3455.00] They don't even need to see where your stuff is.
[3455.00 --> 3456.00] It doesn't matter.
[3456.00 --> 3457.00] They know what you have.
[3457.00 --> 3459.00] They know what- they don't even need to know that.
[3459.00 --> 3462.00] They just need to know what kind of stuff you have.
[3462.00 --> 3463.00] Yeah.
[3463.00 --> 3465.00] Because if you're the kind of person who just like-
[3465.00 --> 3468.00] Because they're not gonna be able to just like wander around in your house.