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[3468.00 --> 3469.00] Because I'm sure the smart lock, if they have-
[3469.00 --> 3471.00] Again, if they have a brain on their shoulders at all-
[3471.00 --> 3473.00] Well a camera turns on when they enter.
[3473.00 --> 3474.00] Yes, exactly.
[3474.00 --> 3475.00] So you can see the whole thing.
[3475.00 --> 3476.00] Okay, cool.
[3476.00 --> 3477.00] So I haven't actually read that far into it.
[3477.00 --> 3478.00] But I would certainly hope that there's a camera that makes-
[3478.00 --> 3479.00] Yeah, they see you on camera.
[3479.00 --> 3480.00] They're not wandering around in your house.
[3480.00 --> 3481.00] But if they-
[3481.00 --> 3483.00] And you have recordings of every time they've been inside.
[3483.00 --> 3498.00] If they stand in the front hallway, and they see nothing but like a dirty old dog bed, and like some soiled newspapers, and you literally ordered like a case of Kraft dinner, then you're a C.
[3498.00 --> 3499.00] Yeah.
[3499.00 --> 3500.00] Or you're a D.
[3500.00 --> 3501.00] Not worth hitting.
[3501.00 --> 3512.00] If you're getting like baller stuff from Amazon, and you got like a nice home, you gotta be stupid if you think that you're not getting hit.
[3512.00 --> 3513.00] You know what I'm really excited for?
[3513.00 --> 3514.00] Yeah.
[3514.00 --> 3516.00] Amazon key enabled apartment buildings.
[3520.00 --> 3523.00] Okay, I can kind of see it being convenient for apartments.
[3523.00 --> 3533.00] When they build the structure, they set up key enabled doors and key enabled cameras for every single suite.
[3533.00 --> 3536.00] I would be less concerned in an apartment. Far less.
[3536.00 --> 3537.00] Yeah.
[3537.00 --> 3539.00] So that I'm actually a lot more okay with.
[3539.00 --> 3540.00] I would be less concerned too.
[3540.00 --> 3541.00] Yeah.
[3541.00 --> 3543.00] Not entirely off the hook, but I would be less concerned.
[3543.00 --> 3558.00] Yeah, because especially if your apartment has modern features like needing a fob in order to access a given floor, as long as you've got a camera on the person that's there the whole time that they're there, then yeah, it's far less of an issue.
[3558.00 --> 3563.00] And I was kind of thinking it would be cool if you had a double door refrigerator.
[3563.00 --> 3567.00] So you come up to like the side of your house and then put groceries in the back of your refrigerator.
[3567.00 --> 3575.00] Yep. So I can see there being stuff that it that this kind of idea would be cool for. I have no interest in randoms coming into my home though.
[3577.00 --> 3580.00] Someone in chat, Amazon shed. Sure.
[3580.00 --> 3581.00] Yeah.
[3581.00 --> 3582.00] Yeah.
[3582.00 --> 3583.00] I'd be super down for Amazon shed.
[3583.00 --> 3588.00] I'd put one of these smart locks on like, you know, a dumpster in my, you know, driveway.
[3588.00 --> 3589.00] Yeah.
[3589.00 --> 3590.00] Okay, fine.
[3590.00 --> 3596.00] So there are ways that the tech can be used, but the idea of just letting someone go into my house.
[3596.00 --> 3608.00] And so there are positive security things about not leaving a package outside, but I don't think that they were overcoming that by having someone go into your house.
[3608.00 --> 3609.00] Yeah.
[3609.00 --> 3611.00] So that's, that's where I'm at.
[3611.00 --> 3620.00] So there are brands already signed on to enter dwellings via Amazon key, including Mary Maids and the animal caregiver Rover.com.
[3620.00 --> 3630.00] Man, you know, I just, this, you know what this feels like, this feels like to me, like I'm getting left behind the same way I did when online dating became a thing.
[3630.00 --> 3640.00] Cause to me, I was like, Oh, apparently Jeff Bezos became the richest man in the world today as their stock price surged 13% to a record high.
[3640.00 --> 3642.00] Um, and he owns 81 million shares.
[3642.00 --> 3644.00] So he's now worth $90 billion.
[3644.00 --> 3645.00] There you go.
[3645.00 --> 3649.00] Um, so I feel like I'm being left behind and kind of the same way that I was when online dating became a thing.
[3649.00 --> 3654.00] Cause to me, like I haven't dated since online dating didn't have a stigma around it.
[3654.00 --> 3655.00] Yeah.
[3655.00 --> 3658.00] Um, like back when I was in high school meeting online doesn't anymore.
[3658.00 --> 3659.00] No, yeah.
[3659.00 --> 3660.00] It's no big, no big deal.
[3660.00 --> 3661.00] Which is like weird.
[3661.00 --> 3665.00] Late show hosts are talking about like, you know, swiping left and swiping right.
[3665.00 --> 3667.00] Like it's super cash now.
[3667.00 --> 3669.00] And like celebrities are legitimately on it.
[3669.00 --> 3670.00] Yeah.
[3670.00 --> 3683.00] Um, but when I was in high school, it was like, Oh my God, if they met online, you to go 100% Valley girl for you guys.
[3683.00 --> 3686.00] Um, yeah, and it was good.
[3686.00 --> 3688.00] You did good for me.
[3688.00 --> 3691.00] I'm looking at this as kind of the same thing.
[3691.00 --> 3707.00] Like I'm instead of, but instead of meeting someone random at a, at a, at a, at a, you know, away from my home and my, my stuff and like my privacy location, I am like a, like a restaurant or something.
[3707.00 --> 3709.00] I am bringing randoms into my house.
[3709.00 --> 3721.00] Now, when I hire a babysitter or a gardening service or whatever, I, or usually, uh, Yvonne.
[3721.00 --> 3722.00] Yeah.
[3722.00 --> 3723.00] That's fair.
[3723.00 --> 3724.00] Interviews them.
[3724.00 --> 3725.00] Yeah.
[3725.00 --> 3733.00] In the same way that if you think about it, you would traditionally meet a dating partner by an interview process, like an in-person.
[3733.00 --> 3734.00] Of sorts.
[3734.00 --> 3735.00] Yeah.
[3735.00 --> 3736.00] No, but, but you get what I mean.
[3736.00 --> 3738.00] It is though, to a certain degree.
[3738.00 --> 3739.00] Yeah.
[3739.00 --> 3740.00] Yeah.
[3740.00 --> 3752.00] But we're moving away from that to like, sort of, um, you know, finding your, finding your maid or your, or your dating partner by, you know, flipping through the available options and kind of going, Oh yeah, that one's got good reviews on.
[3752.00 --> 3753.00] You know, made swipe.
[3753.00 --> 3754.00] Made swipe.
[3754.00 --> 3755.00] Made swipe.
[3755.00 --> 3756.00] Oh Lordy, I'm sure.
[3756.00 --> 3757.00] It's probably a thing.
[3757.00 --> 3758.00] Oh.
[3758.00 --> 3759.00] Interesting.
[3759.00 --> 3760.00] I wonder how much it costs.
[3760.00 --> 3761.00] It can't be available.
[3761.00 --> 3773.00] Cause you know, that's just going to turn into a fetish site, like immediately.
[3773.00 --> 3774.00] It's available.
[3774.00 --> 3775.00] It's available.
[3775.00 --> 3776.00] What?
[3776.00 --> 3777.00] Not even expensive.
[3777.00 --> 3778.00] Made swipe.
[3778.00 --> 3779.00] Made swipe.com.
[3779.00 --> 3780.00] It's only 15 bucks.
[3780.00 --> 3781.00] I really expected that we got.
[3781.00 --> 3782.00] 15 Canadian dollars.
[3782.00 --> 3783.00] No way.
[3783.00 --> 3784.00] Holy.