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[656.68 --> 662.34] bothered to try to do that because i'm here to communicate with people you put an ad in it i will |
[662.34 --> 667.70] go use a different messaging app and there will like always be another one and there will all there |
[667.70 --> 672.98] there will always be another one because there will it's like a gold rush right yeah so there will |
[672.98 --> 680.56] always be a bunch of teams of developers with these incredible resumes of all the umpteen billion |
[680.56 --> 685.82] dollar companies that they came from cashed out and decided to start their own to turn their umpteen |
[685.82 --> 692.12] billions into umpteen billions cubed or whatever whatever whatever target it is however many more |
[692.12 --> 697.06] teslas they need or priuses i mean it's san fran so that's basically the only two options |
[697.06 --> 704.14] um one one interesting tidbit yes before we continue yes um a lot of people in the chat thought |
[704.14 --> 711.86] we missed the outro and uh the word i think the word restart has been like banned now thank you ghost |
[711.86 --> 715.82] because everyone was just spamming or the intro sorry they're just spamming the crap out of it |
[715.82 --> 723.08] i think it's just because we were mostly on time so so people like didn't see it oh yeah we started |
[723.08 --> 730.20] like 15 minutes ago so there's that so we definitely did the intro yeah the intro has |
[730.20 --> 735.14] definitely been completed there is no restarting that's gonna happen and i believe there was audio |
[735.14 --> 740.18] too and if you start spamming restart and chat like a whole bunch you just did it's just gonna bang |
[740.18 --> 748.64] um because the the ltt chatbot is merciless okay so here's my final point on the snapchat ipo |
[748.64 --> 755.42] i think that facebook set unrealistic expectations for for a social media platform going public |
[755.42 --> 762.66] and then when everyone was skeptical they went ahead and they exceeded even the most bullish |
[762.66 --> 769.82] expectations and so now i think it has set the stage for these other companies to be to be valued |
[769.82 --> 775.32] and in a in a different way like people are invested in facebook for the long term now |
[775.32 --> 781.28] instead of just like you know jumping on the bandwagon making a quick buck and getting tfo |
[781.28 --> 788.00] i don't know that snapchat will enjoy that kind of long-term success because |
[788.00 --> 795.28] if they ever want to actually be profitable they do have to figure out how to compete with someone |
[795.28 --> 801.10] like facebook and google and i'm i'm really not that convinced yeah like ever uh speaking of things |
[801.10 --> 806.20] that i'm not convinced about let's pull up this article from tech crunch that um |
[806.20 --> 813.32] really doesn't make a ton of sense to me but maybe uh did you post it in chat already nope that's fine |
[813.32 --> 818.00] uh well no it's fine i can well you can do it someone can do it someone will do it here we can watch luke |
[818.00 --> 818.50] do it now |
[818.50 --> 823.36] we're watching you do it on the internet |
[823.36 --> 831.76] and my girlfriend would be pretty pissed off and terrible terrible i love how you're like |
[831.76 --> 838.26] my girlfriend would be pissed off you just have no problem with it right do i interpret this correctly |
[838.26 --> 844.08] you're my boss man wait so that makes it better or worse just doing my job |
[844.08 --> 854.18] we have all kinds of jobs around here dirty jobs done dirt cheap even um okay hey so uber plans to |
[854.18 --> 863.16] turn its app into a content marketplace and then they they actually kind of had my attention |
[863.16 --> 873.00] until the last part of the headline where it goes during rides so a series of third-party apps would |
[873.00 --> 878.00] provide you with information about the area you are going to work and productivity integrations |
[878.00 --> 884.00] communications with the place you are going to specifically or just standard entertainment |
[884.00 --> 887.70] because people can't multitask and go to google |
[887.70 --> 893.00] i guess and they want to charge you for that i think |
[893.00 --> 904.00] the marketplace will be based on a new version of trip experiences a smaller feature first launched |
[904.00 --> 914.88] a year ago with a select group of partners okay so i see i see some i see some potential here so if it's |
[914.88 --> 923.84] free if the idea is that the the you get in your uber or like okay so i don't it's free sure yeah i don't |
[923.84 --> 929.88] look at the uber app again after i call the uber i do sometimes you do okay make sure the driver's |
[929.88 --> 935.30] staying on course or okay okay i've gotten screwed before and uber is really good about like if you can |
[935.30 --> 940.50] prove that you got screwed on your driving path they'll give you money back cool okay so if the idea |
[940.50 --> 948.34] is here's a cool restaurant and they expect the restaurant to give them a cut of whatever it is |
[948.34 --> 952.68] or here's a tourist destination or here's a tour that you can take or whatever the case may be |
[952.68 --> 959.78] then i kind of get it if they're gonna try and like sell me a movie to watch then i think that's |
[959.78 --> 964.46] gonna be uh that's gonna be less less successful um |
[964.46 --> 970.88] yeah okay i i guess that's pretty much all i have to say about that |
[970.88 --> 977.02] some of this stuff sounds really stupid like they're pushing contextual engagement |
[977.02 --> 982.30] that might for example enable a snapchat user to unlock special stickers or filters |
[982.30 --> 990.98] okay this next one's kind of cool though it could showcase instagram pictures of the destination you're |
[990.98 --> 996.68] headed to yeah but you could search on instagram you could but having it all in one place is like |
[996.68 --> 1003.96] an automatic people don't like to actually do things like the airport like okay uber you're not |
[1003.96 --> 1010.40] traveling across the country yeah that's true i mean maybe part of this is that the way that people |
[1010.40 --> 1017.34] like you and me use uber might be a little different than the way that some people use uber because |
[1017.34 --> 1023.32] my understanding and guys correct me if i'm wrong how they use yeah i'm looking at looking at twitch |
[1023.32 --> 1027.52] chat because i don't know how i would come up with all these options i so i'm looking at twitch chat for |
[1027.52 --> 1034.84] a change but the way that i use uber as someone who owns a car is i use it when i'm traveling and i use |
[1034.84 --> 1039.78] it to get from a hotel if you don't own a car and you're using it to commute or something like that |
[1039.78 --> 1047.00] then you're less interested in your destination right we are like the most interested in our |
[1047.00 --> 1052.48] destination use case that there is and even then like you would have looked at pictures of it |
[1052.48 --> 1059.82] before you hold on the answers are rolling in i use her i use uber for sex lyft is better um |
[1059.82 --> 1069.20] don't use uber just do not use it please uh all of us are poor we use shoe bar shuber i think that's a |
[1069.20 --> 1075.22] joke i use uber to buy to buy narcotics i use uber when i'm drunk yeah there's a lot of i use uber |
[1075.22 --> 1086.12] when i'm drunk um so what they're trying to do is have in-app purchases so people that are intoxicated |
[1086.12 --> 1091.00] okay spend more money you know what uber's on the right path here um they know they totally know |
[1091.00 --> 1095.20] what's going on i clearly i have a much clearer understanding of what they're what they're trying |
[1095.20 --> 1101.34] to do what more social media companies need to do in order to make money snapchat pro tip if your |
[1101.34 --> 1109.42] user is drunk allow them to buy things facebook i mean facebook has some wicked crazy facial |
[1109.42 --> 1117.24] recognition facebook if you guys don't already get working on drunk recognition because as soon as |
[1117.24 --> 1124.10] your user uploads a selfie where they're just wasted af sell them something you can you can pay like |
[1124.10 --> 1131.16] a lot of money to send a priority message to someone that you used to be in a relationship status with |
[1131.16 --> 1141.50] wow you just blew my mind it sends it sends a facebook message and a text message and it starts a call |
[1141.50 --> 1149.58] all at the same time yeah oh wow i love it get back together it should cost six dollars and nine |
[1149.58 --> 1157.10] cents wait six dollars and ninety cents yeah yeah yeah oh i love it okay um |
[1157.10 --> 1163.44] the twitch chat wow actually that's a pretty good idea |
[1163.44 --> 1171.64] hey that happens on the wang show once in a while okay 10 remember yeah that's right |
[1171.64 --> 1181.32] okay amd response this was originally posted by 3d osh on the forum the original article here is from |
[1181.32 --> 1192.00] pc per yeah and amd responds to 1080 gate 1080p gaming tests on ryzen ryan shrouds my bud so i'm just |
[1192.00 --> 1196.82] going to read his article to you guys word for word we linked to it and hopefully he won't get too mad at |
[1196.82 --> 1202.80] me because it's this it's basically plagiarism if i read his article is it not but you're quoting it |
[1202.80 --> 1207.54] but i'm not giving him ad impressions by actually sending people to his site okay so tell you what |
[1207.54 --> 1213.28] everybody but i've had people who host sites that we've given shout outs like contact me directly |
[1213.28 --> 1219.46] and be like hey thanks really because it's trout would never thank me for anything no no i hate that guy |
[1219.46 --> 1229.42] anyway so pc perk great site go visit it whatever luke posted in the chat anyway the point is |
[1229.42 --> 1235.36] um by far one of the most interesting and concerning points about today's launch of the amd ryzen |
[1235.36 --> 1241.42] processor is gaming results many other reviewers have seen similar results to what shroud published |
[1241.42 --> 1247.30] in his article gaming at 1080p even at ultra image quality settings in many tops games shows a deficit in |
[1247.30 --> 1252.28] performance compared to kb lake and broadwell e-processors so shroud says he shared his testing |
[1252.28 --> 1256.70] with amd over a week ago must have been nice for him to actually have processors a week before his |
[1256.70 --> 1261.54] article was supposed to go up what a jackass i hate that guy um and to be clear our testing was done |
[1261.54 --> 1267.46] etc etc etc etc etc so you know there you go there's i think part of that problem is us being canadian |
[1267.46 --> 1274.22] it's part of it talking to uh yeah it's part of it it's not all of it okay so yeah we there was a |
[1274.22 --> 1282.68] okay okay so this will be an aside so agency goes yeah yeah it's shipped there's like been a we don't |
[1282.68 --> 1287.24] have a tracking number though which by the way is nonsense unless you're shipping something by donkey |
[1287.24 --> 1293.04] like even if you ship by usps to canada united states postal service which is about as slow as it |
[1293.04 --> 1301.96] gets i mean you can't ship by boat from u.s to canada okay it's one land mass yeah so yeah there |
[1301.96 --> 1307.36] there literally isn't a way to ship that doesn't have a tracking number other than putting a stamp |
[1307.36 --> 1313.50] on it okay okay there is but it's the point is they didn't um so they're like yeah there's no |
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