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[726.52 --> 729.88] Maybe I really liked, you know, the way Twitch was before Amazon and now it changes.
[730.20 --> 734.98] But, you know, there's always two sides to the coin.
[735.18 --> 735.44] Yeah.
[735.62 --> 735.92] Okay.
[736.00 --> 736.44] Fair enough.
[738.12 --> 740.24] What's with your obsession with Jose Canseco?
[740.94 --> 741.36] Oh, okay.
[741.36 --> 745.24] I came into your office the other day and you were like looking up like Jose Canseco's
[745.24 --> 746.16] steroid something.
[746.56 --> 746.82] Okay.
[746.88 --> 747.12] Okay.
[747.20 --> 750.70] So, the back story there, you know, it's not here right now.
[750.70 --> 755.48] But I was trying to, I end up on these tangents sometimes when I'm writing.
[755.98 --> 756.58] No kidding.
[757.32 --> 758.36] No kidding.
[758.48 --> 762.14] So, I was writing up my video on the LG Gram 2017.
[762.46 --> 762.88] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[762.94 --> 769.28] And I wanted a way to describe the change in the battery life.
[769.86 --> 770.08] Okay.
[770.08 --> 776.56] So, what LG did was they increased the overall weight of the unit by about 10%.
[776.56 --> 777.02] Uh-huh.
[777.44 --> 780.86] Of which all of it is pure battery.
[781.34 --> 783.98] Just like cramming in more battery.
[784.30 --> 784.46] Yeah.
[784.54 --> 789.62] So, the line in the video, I wanted it to be, it was like going to be like more roided up
[789.62 --> 790.90] than X.
[791.12 --> 791.38] Ah.
[791.38 --> 795.74] And I was trying to figure out what could possibly be the most roided up thing on
[795.74 --> 796.04] Earth.
[796.04 --> 803.88] And so, I ended up doing a bunch of, sometimes just for one reference or one line in a script.
[803.94 --> 808.94] Because I think the finished script ends up being something like more roided up than late
[808.94 --> 811.42] 90s baseball or early 90s baseball or something.
[811.62 --> 813.62] Early 90s MLB, I think is what I say.
[813.86 --> 813.96] Sure.
[814.86 --> 819.26] And in order to write that line and make sure I get like the era right and make sure it's
[819.26 --> 820.80] about as roided up as anything can be.
[820.88 --> 821.58] I actually end up.
[821.58 --> 823.12] Like an hour and a half of research.
[823.12 --> 828.22] I end up down these rabbit holes where I'm like, okay, so is it Canseco or Maguire?
[828.42 --> 832.22] You know, who's the, who do we, who roided the most?
[832.24 --> 833.74] Wasn't Bonds part of that era too?
[833.96 --> 835.90] Well, I think Bonds never admitted it.
[835.94 --> 836.18] Yeah.
[836.24 --> 841.10] So, and like, I didn't want to, because remember too, it's more than just me getting the era
[841.10 --> 842.90] of the roiding right.
[843.02 --> 845.10] It's making sure that it's confirmed and.
[845.28 --> 847.14] And that I'm not going to get sued for libel.
[847.28 --> 847.78] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[847.78 --> 853.30] Or like defamatory statements or whatever the, I mean, can you imagine if that was the
[853.30 --> 854.12] end of this story?
[855.12 --> 862.04] If like, I busted my butt and built this company and all these people came together and helped
[862.04 --> 866.32] me run this company and we were all like doing a great job and kicking ass.
[866.46 --> 868.02] And then you were doing steroids so YouTube kicked you off the platform.
[868.02 --> 869.12] No, that's not.
[871.02 --> 873.84] You don't get kicked off YouTube for doing steroids.
[875.04 --> 880.56] No, but, but if I made a careless comment about some baseball player.
[880.68 --> 881.44] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[881.54 --> 887.50] Who may even have been on steroids and they come after us, they sue us, they sue my pants
[887.50 --> 889.18] off and I can't.
[889.18 --> 889.46] Yeah.
[889.54 --> 896.04] You know, get my pants back on and Twitch knocks me off their platform for not having
[896.04 --> 896.74] pants on.
[898.08 --> 899.12] That could happen.
[899.90 --> 902.58] Did you see the guy on the news this morning who likely wasn't wearing pants?
[902.68 --> 905.86] The thing where like he was on the, he was interviewing about Korea.
[906.00 --> 906.94] He's like a Korea expert.
[907.36 --> 911.60] His kids come into the room and he's just, he's sitting there at the table like this and
[911.60 --> 915.02] just like looking back and then like somebody comes in and wrangles the kids, but he doesn't
[915.02 --> 915.58] move an inch.
[915.58 --> 917.72] I'm like, that dude is not wearing pants.
[919.94 --> 923.48] The second I saw that, I'm like, that dude's only got briefs on, man.
[923.54 --> 924.08] Holy shit.
[925.00 --> 925.86] I mean, holy crap.
[926.04 --> 926.26] Sorry.
[926.58 --> 926.90] Oops.
[928.12 --> 929.68] This is a PG show.
[929.82 --> 930.06] Okay.
[930.24 --> 934.40] I'm not, I'm not on the, the live TV very often.
[935.60 --> 941.02] The CIA listed BlackBerry's car software as a possible target.
[941.02 --> 943.94] So the original article here is from Bloomberg.
[943.94 --> 947.24] There's, there was a big thing with WikiLeaks this week.
[947.32 --> 951.18] We're not going to get too far into it, but we thought this was pretty interesting just
[951.18 --> 958.20] because BlackBerry is one of the few Canadian tech firms that remains and news, news about
[958.20 --> 958.64] BlackBerry.
[958.70 --> 959.38] Is this just an ad?
[959.54 --> 963.90] News about BlackBerry really couldn't get much worse than it's, than it's been over the
[963.90 --> 964.30] last.
[964.46 --> 964.84] Yeah.
[964.84 --> 970.08] Well, ever since Steve Jobs stood on stage and went, this is the thing that is going
[970.08 --> 972.96] to absolutely crush the rest of the smartphone market.
[973.20 --> 973.56] Yep.
[973.56 --> 979.12] So in a nutshell, man, like they're trying to rebrand around security.
[979.68 --> 984.84] But in a nutshell, on Tuesday, WikiLeaks released over 8,000 CIA documents, some of which detail
[984.84 --> 988.80] cyber attacks on iOS and Android phones, Samsung smart TVs.
[988.80 --> 992.16] Oh, the Samsung smart TV one was really creepy.
[992.70 --> 995.30] What was the details of that one again?
[995.40 --> 996.02] I can't remember off the top of my head.
[996.02 --> 1001.26] It was something to the effect of like, it infects your TV with malware and puts it in
[1001.26 --> 1008.14] like a fake off mode so that even when it's off, it's still recording like everything,
[1008.98 --> 1009.30] essentially.