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SUBREDDIT: r/relationship_advice TITLE: (29m) caught my girlfriend (33f) kissing another guy POST: I took my girlfriend of 6 months (although we have dated off and on for 10 yrs) to a party at a friends house saturday night, we also took along her guy friend and his wife. The night went pretty well, everybody was hav...
caught my girlfriend kissing on a guy friend, she claims they were just playing around about P.D.A but I don't believe her. Should I try and salvage the relationship or move on?<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: I [19M] got my dream job in LA, but it would mean moving away from my love [19F] of almost a year. POST: So I have been dating this girl I met in my freshman year of college for almost a year. I have never been more happy and I couldn't imagine life without her or with anyone else. S...
got a job offer in LA, I would have to move away from my girlfriend, don't know what to do.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu TITLE: TIFU by sending an inappropriate photo to the girl I really like. POST: This happened this morning actually. I've been talking to this girl I met on reddit, lets call her M. She is really something else, funny, cute, into guns like me. And on top of everything she plans on moving near me he...
I think i screwed up my chance with the girl i truly like, because i couldn't keep it in my pants with another gal.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Me [18F] with my ex [18 M] dated almost two years. Am still in love with him. POST: I'm in absolute love with him. He does the whole come here, come here, go away, come here scenario. For weeks he will be out of my life then he will come back randomly and we talk for hours. The thi...
I'm still in love with my ex who comes in and out of my life still and yet he has a girlfriend and lives with her. Advice?<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Me [26f] with my bf [29m] 1 year, he won't stop giving me shit because I like beef well cooked, etc. POST: Petty issue, and please don't start right off with ZOMG HE'S A JERK BREAK UP, I know this sub is super breakup happy. So Tom has a big issue with the fact that I don't eat meat...
BF has an issue with me eating well cooked beef. I need a way to get him to shut up about it!<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: My [18M] ex gf [18F] went to unnecessary distances to burn our bridge. POST: Okay so I just broke up with my ex gf of 1 year. She has just gotten enough strength to end it with me after she has told me that she was unhappy with dating me. She tries to turn it into a "break" that woul...
My ex gf went on tinder, met and fooled around with a guy to get over me then says she wants to at least be friends. What should I do?<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: My boyfriend (M26) got signed to a major record label. I'm (F25) afraid I'm going to lose him. POST: Hi. So two weeks ago, my boyfriend (M26) of nine months told me (F25) he finally got the break he was waiting for and signed with a major record label. This is totally preliminary ...
My boyfriend (M26) of nine months got signed to a major record label and now I'm (F25) worried I'm going to lose him. I've become a crazy girlfriend.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Me [33 M] broke up with my girlfriend [33 F] of 3 years, and I racked with immense guilt. POST: We have been together for what felt like a happy three years. Fell in love at first sight, moved in at 6 months, and I just ended it a few days ago. I ended it because I got to the point ...
Broke up because of a gut feeling fearing commitment, now she is totally distraught. I feel massive guilt. How can I cope? What should I ask myself to understand if I did the right thing?<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/jobs TITLE: Employer left a message on phone, not sure if I answered right. POST: So I applied for a sales associate part-time position at a retail store some time ago, and after a while I received a missed call from said manager at the retail store, due to me being at a masterclass. She left on her mess...
I got message about potential interview, and I left a message back saying about vague interview time, and not specific one.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu TITLE: TIFU by spam swiping right. POST: This fuckup happened 10 minutes ago and has made me question who I am as a person. So today I was drunk and stoned and in my mind it was the perfect time to go on tinder. I was doing what all 18 year old horny males do and spam swiping right. It was going wel...
I was very stunk, I thought i was a hunk. I went looking for Some ass. Now i have to give family events a pass.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: [16M] I have no idea how to be romantic/smooth, and my girlfriend doesn't know much. POST: My girlfriend and I have been dating for 5 months now, and we have both never been in serious relationships before. I know that I am sort-of obliged as the guy to make moves on the girl, but I ...
I'm not spontaneous and don't know how to make moves, and my girlfriend is the same as me but worse.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Me [26 M] with my Girlfriend [31 F] 7yrs, Should I ask her father for his blessing before asking her to marry me? POST: I want to know the opinions on wether or not to ask my girlfriends father for his blessing to marry her. A little detail. My gf and I have been together for goin...
Gf close to family, not super close to father. Cant judge her fathers feeling toward me, but it is cordial. Should I ask for his blessing to marry her?<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/personalfinance TITLE: [Student] Are private loans for college really a bad idea? Also, I really need advice for my future (please)? POST: I'm currently a Sophmore in college and by the end of the spring semester I'll be $6,500 dollars in total debt. Tuition is roughly 3-4k a semester, but there's a high...
amount of debt in private loans seems overwhelming and terrifying, but I'm suffering from terrible depression and stress while living at home with strict and overbearing parents. What do I do?<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/dating_advice TITLE: Quick I need help POST: Not sure if this belongs here but, today is my graduation at 6, in 3 hours. This might possibly be the last chance I have to make a move on my crush. I'm a pretty shy guy and i get red and nervous the few times that my crush has spoken words to me. We have mad...
Gonna graduate, im a shy guy, might be last chance to ask my crush out, what/how should i do it?<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: My girlfriend [25F] of 1 year is upset with me [24M] because I make her fell like the bad guy in our relationship. POST: After a year of dating, my girlfriend feels that she is precieved as the over opinionated bitch in our relationship. I disagreed to every end, however after length...
Girlfriend thinks I make our friends and family see her as an over opinionated bitch due to my assumptions of over reactive behavior. How do I apologize and help change this?<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Me [40 F] with my sister [29 F], she has stopped eating and I'm the only one that takes it seriously. (Update) POST: It appears that I was coming in with both guns blazing and not all of the information. That man that was a feeder didn't just feed her... he beat her multiple times. ...
My sister was abused and left partially toothless. She didn't want to tell me but my insistence forced her to. Coming to terms with what she suffered through, and determined to encourage her.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/Parenting TITLE: Gotta love the "daycare diseases" POST: I'm typing this through one eye since the other one is almost swollen shut. We take our 5 year old to Mother's Day Out at a local church for the mornings 5 days a week. He loves it, they love him and really the only downside is how often he is si...
Kid brought pinkeye home from school and gave it to the whole family. Not really asking a question, just venting to other people who have had to deal with the same crap.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/offmychest TITLE: 25(m) contemplating becoming single... POST: Bonjour! I am currently in France for the summer working, and I am feeling a mixed bag of emotions. I am 25, have a successful career, and live alone. I have been in a relationship for the last 4 years with a wonderful girl who I get along wi...
25 and contemplating becoming single. Traveling has opened my eyes and changed my views on issues that I once believed to be set in stone.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Me [17 M] with my girlfriend[17 F] of 5 months, I fucked up and I need advice. POST: I've been dating my girlfriend for 5 months and the relationship has been great despite the typical of ups and downs that are expected to occur in a relationship. With summer coming up we have both...
gf got wrong idea of me wanting a "break" and decided to " break up". I know I was being a dickhead and I apologized countless times already. Help appreciated.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Me [24 M] with my girlfriend [22 F] cheated on me with older man from church POST: Ive browsed this section a few times, but never felt the need to post until today. My girlfriend's biological father walked out when she was born, and she has esteem issues. There's an older couple at ...
64 year old respectable man in the community and church has been calling/texting my girlfriend for 5 months. Most recently, they kissed. Reddit, what's next?<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu TITLE: TIFU by squirting whilst masturbating onto my floor, slipping in it and scarring my roommate for life. (NSFW) POST: This happened not half an hour ago, I was getting ready for my job as a a bartender. I always wank before work, since it relaxes me and I can only assume my customers appreciate...
slipped in a PUDDDLE of squirty lady juice, scarring my roommate for life, who was only offering me food. <|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit TITLE: Reddit what made you realise you were different the the other childern? I'll Start... POST: Sixth grade came along and we started the poem section of literature. every one was to find a poem that they were to memorize and write a paper on. Shel Silverstein was very popular at my elementa...
During sixth grade poem recital while most were doing Shel Silverstein poems, i was doing Edgar Allen Poe's The Raven.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: I [22F] am sad when I'm not physically with my boyfriend [22M] of 9 months POST: I have been dating my SO for about nine months. I love him so much, but lately I've been unhappy in our relationship. It's just that I want to be around him ALL THE TIME. And I know that it's not feasi...
I feel depressed when I'm not with my boyfriend. It's irrational and I'm going to end up losing him. Need advice on how to control my feelings, so that I can enjoy a happy and healthy relationship with him.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Me [27F] with my GF [27F] of 8 years; how to cope with emotional affair. POST: I will make this as short as possible. My girlfriend and I have been together 8 years and over this past summer she had an emotional affair with an older woman. It felt incredibly awful. She said very roma...
GF of 8 years had an emotional affair over the summer and wants to remain friends with the woman she cheated with. I am not sure how to deal with this properly.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit TITLE: Dog lover or dog torturer? What do you think? Details inside POST: I wanted to see what people thought about this story about my mother-in-law. My wife and I have differing opinions about the matter, so I thought I would turn to Reddit to see what the consensus is. Let me start by say...
Mother-In-Law witnesses dog getting hit by car, puts him through painful surgeries just so he can live in a box for 20+ hours per day.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu TITLE: TIFU by making a Special Ed Aide cry. Cancer POST: I'm a substitute teacher. Today I was administering a test to a class. I needed the room to be silent, but the Special Ed aide in the room kept speaking somewhat loudly and out of turn. She was doing this because she was trying to help som...
If you're an adult and not my student, tell me who you are and why you are in my class so I don't confront you.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: My [17F] recent boyfriend's [20M] parents don't approve of our relationship. POST: I met my current boyfriend about 3+ years ago at the beginning of my freshman year of high school (his senior year), when he was my tour guide for freshman orientation. Throughout the year we became go...
My boyfriend's parents don't approve of our relationship because they think I'm too young and immature, even though I am quite the opposite. How should I handle this situation?<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: My (23F) best friend (21F) admitted to me that she's been cheating on and off on her boyfriend and has put me in an awkward position. POST: So, my best friend has some issues battling depression and anxiety. I've always done my best to be there for her but sometimes she gets irration...
my best friend admitted to me she's cheated on her boyfriend who is also one of my best friends. Should I just stay out of it??<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/GetMotivated TITLE: [Story] The start of a long but happy journey... POST: Started at 290lbs. Now down to 269lbs. It's not the target but it's a start and honestly I haven't put in much effort. The biggest issue I had when, starting to diet or starting to lose weight, is the idea that it's a 24/7 job, ...
Lost 20LBs. Feel amazing. Little effort. Clothes are starting to be too big. Everton can do it. <|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: My girlfriend wants to be a mermaid. POST: This is NOT a joke. My girlfriend (F19) has been with me (M21) for 8 months now and when I asked her what she wants to do when we've graduated from college she says she wants to be a mermaid and that mermaids exist and that she will one day ...
How do I convince her that it is never going to happen or shall I just let her continue with her delusion and just suck it up and ignore her one fault?.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: I(32m)'ve had a pretty big row with two of my best friends (25M & 22M). One's gone and the other, I don't know. POST: About a month ago I had a big row with my two best friends and one of them, I'll call him S(22M) decided to break all contact with me. Too bad but there's nothing I c...
Almost no contact for 5 weeks after a row with best friend. Should I contact him or give him more time to cool down?<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: [24M] My personal progress, although I'm not really sure where I'm at POST: It's been over eight months ago since me and my ex-girlfriend broke up. For me, it was a very heavy break-up since I was struggling with deep depression back then and she moved on within a month. When I met h...
Still feeling like shit after a break-up that was eight months ago. Need some advice/tips on how to break this pattern.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: How can I [25 M] help my mom [40 F] going through a terrible divorce? POST: My mom is going through a terrible divorce.We found out a several months ago that our dad had a second family for the last ten years. Whats worse is while he was having affairs and raising his new kids,he did...
My mom is suffering from a bad divorce.Its been an year but she is still depressed.Tell me how can I help her?<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu TITLE: TIFU by diving for corndogs POST: This happened several years ago, when I was just a wee thing. It was about 7 or 8 at night, and I had decided to make some corndogs in the microwave. Context: I was 8 years old, and rather underweight at the time. The microwave was on a shelf above the count...
Climbed onto a counter to nuke corndogs in the microwave, fell off, broke my arm without realising it.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Me [20M] with my GF [18F] of 9 months, found out about a minor lie I told 6+ months ago POST: I'll start with the lie: Six or so months ago my GF and I had sex, she was a virgin and I was not. It was mutually good for both of us, nothing bad happened or anything. Later the next day I...
GF caught a lie I told her half a year ago, and is now busting my ass for it while 8 hours away through text. Is she overreacting?<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit TITLE: Terrible cubicle mates POST: I need your help. I work in a typical office cubicle environment. I had established a close relationship with five other women in our office. We would have lunch together, have drinks after work, call each other on the weekends, etc. Recently, I noticed on...
Coworker has stopped including me on things and is being a terrible human; thought about apologizing but I think she's treating me worse than anything I have done to her. WWRD? (What would Reddit do?)<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu TITLE: TIFU by trying to adjust the volume on an ASL Instructional DVD. POST: So I sit down with my workbook and DVD. I pop the DVD into the player and the copyright warning comes up. So far, so good. Then the DVD menu appears, and the home menu is all of the featured signers introducing themselves...
started a learning DVD for ASL, got confused when there was no sound, had humbling moment of clarity.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: My[23M] girlfriend's[25F] Uncle[50sM] gave us a couch he wasn't using and found out that we couldn't get it into our apartment and now he wants it back. POST: So basically my girlfriends uncle, lets call him Bob had texted my girlfriend that he had an old couch we might want for our ...
gf's uncle gave us an old couch for our new apartment. wants it back when he found out that we can't get it inside. is mad that we may have ruined the couch he gave us. heavy couch is heavy.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Me [18M] with my girlfriend of 2 years [17F] smoked pot without telling me about it POST: So I have been dating a girl for over two years, and we get along pretty well. No big fights, nothing to rocky, only one rough patch last summer. We both drink, but neither of us have ever done ...
Girlfriend went on camping trip with group of guy friends, didn't tell me there would be drugs and smoked for the first time, then let me know in a really offhand way<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: I [26F] need some help.. Is it OK for me to subtly make the first move on [20sM]? POST: * TL;DR:
One of my trainers is attractive and funny want to leave my phone number on Friday, but idk if he has a gf/wife and or if it's tacky.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: I (24M) need help with following up on a date! POST: Hey everyone, I'm a 24 year old guy and last night I went on date with a girl (23f) I met on Tinder. I'm usually very awful with speaking to girls and initiating this kind of thing so I took it as a major breakthrough for myself h...
I went on (what I think was) a successful date, don't know how to proceed without messing things up looking for a second date.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Am I (20F) insecure or is he (21M) a bad boyfriend? POST: My boyfriend and I have been dating a little over a year and have started to come to quite a few bumps in the road. Time and time again I start to feel like he doesn't make time for me and/or I feel like I'm not important to h...
My boyfriend is a gentleman, but doesn't do little things that make me feel like he doesn't care about me. Is he wrong or am I insecure?<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: I [16M] need help overthinking! POST: So me and this girl are completely in love with eachother. We understand we are very young, but we both know deep down how much we love eachother and we've both said how me can genuinely see us being together until the day we die and going throug...
in love with a girl and I've been overthinking and just bringing myself down and seeing problems where they don't exist<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit TITLE: As a waitress, turned a phone number into a lot of money, am I wrong and is what I did illegal? POST: Hey reddit, throwaway here. So, here's my story. I think what I did was completely legal, just figured a second opinion wouldn't hurt. I am a 19 y/o girl working at a local thai restau...
charged a customer $24,715.96 as a tip when he tried to pick me up by writing his phone number, it went through<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/loseit TITLE: Woman shopping rage. Is 12 a plus size now? According to H&M, it is. POST: As a man, I continue to be amazed at my wife's adventures in retail. It seems every store she goes into has a different size spectrum, and navigating through this during her past 12+ month weight loss journey has ...
My wife's weight loss journey: [Part 1] and [Part 2] and her bullshit shopping experience at [H&M](<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: My ex [23/F] wants to keep having sex after we've broken up. I [24/M] have doubts about it being a good idea. POST: We've had a rocky relationship. Things went from the best I've been part of to the worst and then back and forth between them like crazy. She's an incredible person, bu...
Sex is good with ex, but maybe bad? I'm either caught up in my libido or just have gotten over some of my sexual hangups and dunno which. Pls help<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Me [28/F] with my[27 M] 3 year relationship broke up over text. POST: Obvious throwaway. So my boyfriend of 3 years just broke up with me over text because he was fed up with me. Three years. Over text. He is 27. I moved from Texas to California to make this relationship work and...
Boyfriend broke up with me over text, is sending me insults and lashing out now. I feel like I will get over this, but holy hell it sucks.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationship_advice TITLE: it may seem stupid and untrue, but [16/m] so far in love with friend [16/f], help? POST: So, since i met this girl 2 years ago, she's just been the best friend ever and i've really liked her. soon after i sorta fallen in love with her...and two years down the line i only love h...
i love my friends to bits and shits, but she don't love me back. don't wanna get over her, but i also don't know whatta do...<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu TITLE: TIFU by using a bidet for the first time. POST: Happened just two days ago. Finally mustered the courage to tell others. I had never used a bidet before in my life. Whether it be the lack of availability, no curiosity, satisfaction in other wiping methods, etc. All irrelevant, I had never us...
Used a bidet for the first time, burned my ass crack, Otter Pops took one for the team.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: I [22 M] am in love with a [24 F] who has a boyfriend. Should I just move on? POST: Long story short, a new girl came to my church and I immediately fell in love. We met about a month ago and ever since then we've met over 15+ times. We've been to dinners, movies, hiking trips, and e...
i really like a girl that has a boyfriend who isnt sure about her future with said bf when she comes back to the states<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: I am 20 F - is dating an exchange student (20M) worth it? Is there any hope of it working out in the long run? POST: I'm 20F. I met a guy at an exchange student event and we just clicked. I asked him to accompany me for lunch and I showed him around my city and we enjoyed our time to...
Fell in love with guy who is an exchange student. Is there any hope of it working out in the long run?<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Me 22/M found a picture of my girlfriend 21/F on Reddit gone Wild POST: So yeah guys. Not quite sure what to do now. Half of me wants to end it and the other half feels guilty because of what I did a few months back. I did cheat on her once when our relationship was unstable ( she wa...
girlfriend lied to me about posting a topless photo on Reddit gone wild. I took a screenshot of it and sent it to her. Caught her in a lie. She said she was insecure about her boobs and wanted honest opinions.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu TITLE: TIFU by pretending to not be disabled POST: So a little background before I retell today's FU. Last week I was staying over at a friend's and during the middle of the night I kicked the metal bed frame in my sleep, hurting my foot quite badly above the ankle and making it fairly painful to wa...
Pretended to not have ankle pain and fell ass over teakettle in front of the disabled person I was trying not to potentially insult<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit TITLE: Am I greedy to not donate my long hair? POST: I have long hair, it's just over 2 feet long and it's really thick and I haven't dyed it. I love my hair, I think it's gorgeous and I think I would feel naked without it. However, any time people talk about my hair they ask "why don't you do...
Why do people nag me to chop off my hair and donate it to make wigs? I don't pester them to donate their money or blood or canned food.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit TITLE: Dear reddit: Windows Vista is going to make me kill myself. POST: Ok, perhaps a little over dramatic, but I've been plagued by a mystery problem for a few weeks now, and it's starting to drive me crazy. I run Windows Vista Home Premium (I know, I know, it's only temporary) on a Lenovo G...
Vista is fucking with my mind, and despite all my efforts, I can't figure out where my missing hard drive space is being used.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Me [24M]with my gf [24F] 8months, need advice whether to continue relationship POST: I have been with this girl for 8 months now exclusively and I am not sure whether or not I should continue to see her. When we first started dating I was aware her ex was trying to get back with her....
Gf saw her ex once or twice a week 3 months into our exclusive relationship and is only telling me months after the fact. What would others do in my shoes as her boyfriend?<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/dating_advice TITLE: Do you think she likes me or is just playing around? [26/f] [27/f] POST: I met this beautiful woman a few weeks ago and then all of the sudden while we are at the bar one night, she started laying her head into my chest and telling me how I was pretty and smelled wonderful. My guy fr...
How can I tell if she likes me or is just playing around because she wants to be friends when she responds to my flirting positively and wants to be around me alot, etc?<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/jobs TITLE: Rant/Any advice would be appreciated POST: Hi Reddit Throwaway account. I graduated about 5 years ago in the social sciences field with a bachelor's and a postgraduate certificate. After graduating someone offered me a chance at a business startup overseas. I took it. Wasted 2 years as the ...
feel like I've wasted 5 years; failed business attempts, pretty much 0 experience in my field of study, don't know what to do anymore.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu TITLE: TIFU by air drumming in the subway. POST: So reddit, a few hours ago I was riding the subway home from visiting a cousin and I had my music playing on my headphones. After a while Chop Suey from System of a Down comes up and the song intro is a drum solo. Naturally I start air drumming away, ...
if you have a MotoG3, be careful when you're air drumming, and don't do it besides a girl.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/Advice TITLE: Completely changed my life for a "career" ended up hating it. POST: For the passed several years I've been managing/bartending in a restaurant and like most people in that industry, complained about wanting a day job/career etc. The only good thing was that I was making decent money for my ...
Tried to start a career, hate it more than my last job, can barely pay my bills and am out 3k.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu TITLE: TIFU by quoting Star Wars. POST: (Happened on Saturday) Let me preface this by saying both my boyfriend (a 26 year old dude) and I (a 25 year old woman) absolutely adore Star Wars. The Leia/Han relationship happens to be one of his absolute favorite things about the series. On Saturday nigh...
My nerdy, very nervous boyfriend said "I love you" for the first time, and my knee jerk reaction is to Han Solo him. I felt like a scruffy-looking Nerf herder.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: My boyfriend [23M] constantly accuses me [22F] of flirting, but I'm just being nice POST: I have been dating my boyfriend Justin for five months, we have a pretty good relationship, except he seems pretty jealous of my relationships with other guys, even though I have been completely...
Boyfriend always accuses me of flirting with other guys, but I feel like I'm just being nice. Don't really want to break up, but I'm getting sick of this!<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu TITLE: TIFU by getting groceries after work POST: So of course, this wasn't today, it was about two months ago. But I just thought it should go here today lol. Whatever. :) So I (used to) work at Texas Roadhouse doing to-go orders. This has us doing many things; food prep, phone service, seating, e...
Worked at Texas Roadhouse, prepped butter, wiped dirty butter hands on pants, didn't look like butter, mortified two girls at the grocery store shopping after work.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Is my (30/m) girlfriend (42/F) right in this situation? POST: I go on an annual camping trip with a bunch of friends. I broke up with an ex last year and I'm dating someone new this year. I had already planned this trip and just for context, there are about 30 to 40 people that go ...
already agreed to not attend a camping trip due to the presence of the ex. Now I'm being asked to avoid the bicycle trip that the ex isn't involved with.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/offmychest TITLE: I Don't Feel The Same Way About You.... POST: Reddit....I'm in need of your advice. I apologise if this may seem stupid or little compared to the other posts here but I would truly appreciate your help and or advice. I've been talking to a girl for the past two to three weeks and she's...
Girl is very much into me, I don't feel the same. How do I tell her nicely that I'm not interested?<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu TITLE: TIFU by making fun of my teacher's dead friend and clothes-lining my sister with a garage door. POST: The first event happened around noon, the second happened around an hour ago at about 9 PM. My teacher was on her phone in the hallway while we were on the bikes on the fitness center at our ...
I made my teacher's already terrible day worse by asking about her dead friend and I clothes-lined my sister with a garage door.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: I [25 M] can afford my friend's [24M] expensive destination wedding but think it is too much money POST: About a year ago a friend of mine for 10+ years asked me to be in his wedding. I agreed but not formally, at that time knowing that it was probably going to be in Mexico. This was...
Friend is having an expensive destination wedding in which I am a groomsman. I can afford to go, but think it is just way too much money.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit TITLE: What is the most embarrassing unwarrented public boner you or someone you know has had? POST: Me first. So last night I was walking to the bus stop at the mall I work at, when I passed the movie theatre(theater, whatever) and spotted these 3 cute girls. I thought about talking to the cut...
Tried to hide my boner behind my book... didn't work, but I got a phone number. :D<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Me [16F] going to a movie with a guy [16 M] who I literally started talking to a couple hours ago. POST: So, I met this guy through very distant mutual friends, and I came across his instagram and commented on a picture. Then we started snapchatting which led to texting, and well, no...
met a boy a couple hours ago and now we are going to the movies on a date and I have no clue how to act or what to do, and I'm freaking out a bit.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Me [29M] with my GF[28 F] stoppage in sex. POST: So we haven't had sex in about three weeks. Excuses come pouring in, which I don't question. She mentions "hormones/stress from school/bills". Today, we met for lunch, talked about it. She mentions how she's sad when she wakes up a...
GF stopped having sex, blames it on stress/hormones being wierd. She tells me that it has nothing to do with the relationship. I'm starting to second guess that.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: How do I [27M] proceed with this amazing girl [27F] without sounding needy and clingy? POST: I (M27) met this girl (F27) one night and we really hit it off. I told her I wanted to see her again and she enthusiastically agreed. I walked her back to her apartment and we kissed. She sai...
I'm really attracted to this girl and I don't want to fuck it up. Do I wait or text her again or do I text her soon? What do I say?<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit TITLE: Can anyone help me uncover this mystery? POST: I found this hand written in a library book many years ago. I was quickly taken with the handwriting and elusive meaning. - The first image, I know, contains Greek letters. The o that I have written, apparently, isn't a Greek letter. I don...
I found graffiti in a library book, and I'm trying to see if it has any meaning or if it's just someone's idea of a good time. <|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: My [18 M] girlfriend [18 F] of 1 year, recently told me she was raped a couple months before we started dating. POST: Let me start off by saying this is my first post so I apologize if there are any mistakes. Last night my girlfriend told me that she was raped by a guy she was seei...
Just found out that my girlfriend was raped a couple months before I met her. Her rapist has been trying to contact her for over a year and just started calling her again though she changed her phone number.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: [21 M] Would it be creepy for me to send this classmate a friend request on Facebook? POST: We had class together. I never really talked to her because I was too shy and never really got the chance to. When we walked past each other she would always smile at me and I would smile back...
Class is over and I want to see my crush again and want to contact her through facebook, wondering if that would be too creepy<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: My friend [29M] is mad at me [28M] for pointing out people smoking pot around kids POST: My friend, Steve, invited me to a barbecue at his friend's house, Adam and Crystal--we've hung out as a group before but I don't know them too well as they're Steve's friends. Adam and Crystal ...
Friends of a friend smoke marijuana around toddler. I make a comment and my friend is mad and tells me pot just isn't something I'm used to.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit TITLE: Reddit, I moved to the US when I was young and, now, at the beginning of my professional training, I want to emigrate. I will be making a 2-month x-country trip next month to try convince me otherwise. Please help me make this trip the strongest argument this country can make. POST: I wa...
I live in the Southeast. I would like Reddit's help in developing a 'roadtrip' that will act as this countries strongest argument against emigration.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/dating_advice TITLE: No experience with relationships and unsure how to begin. POST: I am a 19 year old male currently in college. During high school I dated twice (freshman and junior years) and the total duration of both relationships is around 5 months. Neither girlfriend was particularly interested a...
Never really dated before and I am afraid that my lack of experience will prevent me from dating more the longer I wait.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: [23M] Doubting about being fuck buddies with a [23 F] friend POST: So, I have this clear opportunity to become the fuck buddy of one female friend. Pros: She's super hot and is kind of crazy about me, at least sexually. Cons: I've only been with one other person (sexually) and I def...
Not sure about being fuck buddies with a friend because I hate gossip and I'm afraid I'll no longer be considered a "gentleman".<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: My [19f] boyfriend's [19m] sense of humor is seemingly destroying our relationship. POST: We've been together for a year and a half, and we love each other. However, he particularly enjoys making offensive jokes (such as rape, other controversial/inappropriate matters, etc.) and I ha...
Boyfriend of 1.5 years has sense of humor that I find offensive. Poked fun at my alcoholic father. Part of me feels like I'm overreacting.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: I [20F] miss the person [35M], not the relationship POST: I broke up with my boyfriend of two years a few days ago. He was heartbroken, but understanding and supportive. He was originally in a mentoring role for me, and I guess that what I really wanted from him was a parental/guid...
I broke up with my boyfriend because I loved him as a mentor. I miss him as a person but have no desire to re-enter the relationship, and I don't know how to move forward.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Guys.. I'm slowly dieing here. Need advice. 21/M 20/F POST: My girlfriend and I have been together for about 2 months, yet we have known each other for months before that. We live in the same city now but in the next couple weeks I will have to go out of town for work (~7 hours away...
2 months in, I have to leave for work, we both know it wont work out due to family. The closer it gets, the harder we hold on. Tears everywhere man.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Me [35 M] with my girlfriend [45 F] of 2 months, am concerned about a Meetup event she will be attending. POST: She will be attending an InterPlay Meetup event very soon and I'm a nervous wreck about it because two of the descriptors in the "We're About" section of the Meetup are "Co...
Girlfriend will be attending a Meetup with "Adult Play" as one of the descriptors & I don't know what to think.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationship_advice TITLE: [22f] my boyfriend[23m] and I are both too busy POST: The guy I'm in a relationship with are both in extremely rigorous programs in school. We are usually both working non-stop from when we wake up to when we go to sleep. I usually take one weekend night to go out, and that's a...
both really busy, we see each other, have sex, and that's the only thing we usually have time for.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationship_advice TITLE: [23/m] Not sure if I am interested in this girl [22/f] because I am lonely, or because I genuinely really like her. POST: It's been a long time since I've had proper friends, and I am lonely a lot of the time. There is this girl who I see every week and I am thinking of asking ...
I'm a lonely guy, confused if I should ask out one of the first semi-attractive girls I've interacted with in a long time, or not because I only feel this way because I am lonely and desperate.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu TITLE: TIFU by eating a hot pizza at Pizza Express. POST: So, I went to Pizza Express. I bought the Etna, and by force of habbit I added garlic and chilli oil to it. Bad idea. My mouth was burning and spicy oil was smothering my hands. I was frequently wiping my hands in a conveniently placed napkin...
Ate a spicy pizza, put spice on napkin, used napkin to wipe nose, it stings like crap.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Me [23M] with my wife [23 F] of 4 years, she said she stopped itfidelity but did not POST: About a year into our relationship I found out my wife had been talking to a guy from high school online and on the phone, sending naked pictures and such. I found out because she left the lapt...
Wife said she stopped talking/sending pictures to another guy years ago but didn't. I just want advice feom an outside perspective.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationship_advice TITLE: I [21/f] found out the guy [26/m] I'm seeing has a kid... POST: Shit, where do I start? Throwaway because I feel like a terrible human being. I met this guy about a month and a half ago, we have been dating for about 3 weeks now. I met him through a mutual friend. He's really ...
met a guy, dated for a week until i knew he had a kid. now i want to run for the hills. help?<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/askwomenadvice TITLE: Polite way to say "NO, I don't want to buy the stupid make-up you're selling!" POST: Hello All, I am looking for some advice. I recently reconnected with an old friend who I was so excited to have lunch with. After a few minutes she started her sales pitch into how wonderful of a ...
Reconnected with an old friend who is pushing her Arbonne make up on me. It's too expensive and I don't like it. How can I say no without ruining this new reconnection?<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: [19M] and my [19F] partner of 5 years, she just told me that she may have become "asexual" POST: Hi! So my partner and I are both 19 years old and have been dating for 5 years. Over the past few months she has stopped wanting sex entirely, and she obliges to have it once or twice a m...
Partner wants to forego sex entirely. I have a very high libido. We are both 19. How important should sex be in a young relationship?<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu TITLE: TIFU by accidentally starting a riot at my office POST: So I've had this weird rash but it wasn't itchy or anything so I just ignored it. Well, apparently, I've got some kind of crazy virus that is very similar to chicken pox. I've never had chicken pox, and I'm on a TON of anti-histamines fo...
Didn't know I had sort-of chicken pox, became patient zero, office freaked out and sent half the staff home, people started rioting about my company's lack of care for its employees.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/dating_advice TITLE: [23M] just had first date with [19F]. Advice on next step? POST: If you're interested, my first post is [here] So I went on the date with her. Nothing too fancy like I said. Just went and got milkshakes, sat at a picnic table and talked for a couple hours. I think it went well to b...
Had a good first date, would like to set up the next one soon, but don't want to seem too clingy or needy.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit TITLE: What dumb but harmless thing did you do when you were younger which you still laugh about today? POST: I remember having one of those yogurt snacks which was sealed in a thin plastic bag like tube (Imagine an elongated ketchup pack). You would tear the end of and squeeze the delicious ch...
had a twisty yogurt thing, didn't open correctly, turned it into a goddamn nut busting machine gun and blew a yogurt load over my schoolmates.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Me [23 F] with my ex [24 M] broke up because he might have feelings for men. POST: So my boyfriend of 4 years and I broke up a day ago. It ended quite respectfully. My situation is two-fold. 1. He says he is not sure if he is bisexual and believes he can't have a girlfriend while h...
Boyfriend may be bi and I'm not sure if this is a reflection of me. How do I avoid contacting him?<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu TITLE: TIFU by gaming the wrong way my whole life POST: I first got into FPS games around 9 years ago at age 25. I had a motion sickness problem when I was younger which prevented me from playing them, although I could play simulators and other games (weird, I know). I had no problems with the stand...
Had been keeping my left hand in the standard typing position for gaming. Didn't know you were supposed to shift your hand to the left.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/personalfinance TITLE: Double charge by a hotel what should I do. POST: Last night I prepaid for a hotel over the phone. When I got to the hotel I had to give my debit card to the hotel front desk worker for a $50 cover charge, in case I damage or smoke I the room. When I checked my bank this morning it...
I was doubled charge for a hotel room and talked to my bank and the hotel bookkeeper about it. Was wondering if there was anything I should do to make sure this is resolved quickly and correctly.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Ex [26F] of two months broke up with me [34M] on Monday. Currently trying to be friends, but I need advice on how to get over her. POST: My [34M] ex [26F] and I dated for two months. There was unbelievable chemistry, and I've never experienced love like this before. I've been in lo...
Dumped by GF [26F], I [34M] still love her and want to be her friend, but I also want to get over her and move on. How?<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: My husband (27M) surprised me (28F) with the idea of same room sex with another couple, and I'm not sure how I feel about it. POST: Yesterday I was talking with my husband after work and for whatever reason we were talking about sexy type things, and it had come up that he'd discusse...
Husband has proposed same room sex with another couple without really talking that much with me first. I'm somewhat interested, but also somewhat mad. I'm not sure how to work it out and need help.<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationship_advice TITLE: My [20 F] girlfriend [21 F] betrayed me, is there still hope for us? POST: My girlfriend and I have been together for 6 months. A week ago I found messages that she sent to another girl. I confronted her about it and she came clean. She then openly admitted that she has talke...
My girlfriend of 6 months admitted to talking to other people during our relationship. She says she is going to prove her love for me. Is there still hope for us or once a cheater always a cheater?<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Me [18/F] with my boyfriend [18/M] 1 year, things were great but he brought up breaking up and now I'm so confused POST: Hey reddit, so him and I have been together for a year, and for a few months now we have been super serious. He said, many times, that he loves me and wants to be ...
Boyfriend mentioned us splitting despite months of "we will be together and happy," should I take that to mean he doesn't love me?<|endoftext|>
SUBREDDIT: r/dating_advice TITLE: 29/M - Best way to not send a 'Let's be friends vibe' on first meetup with an old schoolmate from OkCupid. POST: (29M here) Saw a girl on my matches who I went to school with (elementary-high). She is definitely out of my league but we had a 99% match rate and got her number and agre...
Advice for the best way to not send a 'Let's be friends vibe' on first meetup with an old schoolmate from OkCupid.<|endoftext|>