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[
{
"content": "Eh... Heart Disease, Alzheimers, gout?",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "We're just making conversation. (Chandler makes an agreeing-sound)",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "You know what's not funny? Male Pattern Baldness (Monica stretches her neck to look behind Zack's head and then gives Chandler an \"ok\" sign)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I noticed you were enjoying that Ravioli with a beautiful set of teeth. Did you have braces as a child?",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yess!! (M & C high-five and Zack looks confused again)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(Proceeding with his dinner) We're teeth people Zack!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Alright! Let's just do it. Let's just go over there and see if she heard.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Good plan.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ok. (Phoebe starts to walk in the opposite direction though. Rachel sees and follows her) Wha...? where? Where are y... |
[
{
"content": "(pretends to be stunned) Oh! Wi... in the dres... in the dressing room!? Well, that's so weird! Phoebe and I were just trying on clothes in the dressing room. God it's just such a small world!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh God. You did. You heard. Ok, listen, let me explain.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(after a pause) Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah! That's Phoebe. That's Phoebe. You know, she just wants them all! It's like she's a nympho!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(Looks ashamed) I try...",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To the still half asleep Professor) Oh my God! You really want me to be the keynote speaker? Thank you! (hugs him whilst still on his lap)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(impressed) Wow! You look... (drops the cookie)... stop-eating hot! Which is like the highest level of hotness!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Are you sure? Because I'm really dreading going to this party.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Then don't go!",
"role... |
[
{
"content": "David?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God! (they hug)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah. What-what are you doing here?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What happened?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, it's great that you're back! How are you?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Good!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(disappointed) Oh, good for you.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Mike and I broke up.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I understand. Yeah. Ok so then ok, so we're both living in New York, not seeing anyone. That's so not like us!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well... (pause) no.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'd love to.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ok. (they walk away together)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, got it, stay upwind of me.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, that's David.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(disapprovingly) Tip of the iceberg.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You sure you don't wanna stick around a little longer?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Are you just tired now or are you always tired, 'cause that could be a sign of clinical depression.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ok.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I think we've found our sperm!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Does seem pretty perfect.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, you think so, well? Should I ask him?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(pause) No.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"co... |
[
{
"content": "Hey, Zack!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Look, I just wanted to apologize for last night. I got the feeling we made you a little uncomfortable.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "My wife and I have some boundary issues, you know, sometimes we ask inappropriate questions. We're working on it.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You wouldn't know if Jeanette's planning on keeping her baby, would ya?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(entering) Hey! I'm all packed and ready to go!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, that's right! (to Emma) Daddy and uncle Joey are going on a trip today. We're going to a conference in Barbados, right?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Mmh-mmh.",
"role": "user"... |
[
{
"content": "(very excited) Look at all these paleontologists!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I know, there are gonna be some pasty folks by the pool tomorrow! (A woman goes towards them)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Charlie) I think I've been recognized, this happens all the time!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "That... never happens...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow! This is very flattering, uh...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh, uh... Sure! Uhm... \"Dear...\" (he takes the notepad)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "\"... Sarah. I dig you\", Uh? \"Doctor Ross Geller\".",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, oh and Sarah... I'd like to introduce you to my colleague, uh, Professor Wheeler, a-and this is Joey Tribbiani.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, God, no! No! No no, I'm an actor. You'd probably recognize me from a little show called \"The Days of Our Lives\".",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Dude, it's just \"Days of Our Lives\"... there's no the.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(thinking he's kidding) O... |
[
{
"content": "You don't own a TV? What's all your furniture pointed at??",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "David, can you help me?! I'm trying to explain to Chandler how a plane stays in the air.",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Chandler) See?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, that's the same as \"it has something to do with wind\".",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Alright, I'm gonna go pick up a few things for the trip.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I shoul... |
[
{
"content": "Mike?? Who's Mike?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "That's right! Oh, yeah... Well, I've totally forgotten about im! AH! That's-That's... a blast from the past!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really, it doesn't mean anything. I mean, you know, Monica refers to Chandler as Richard all the time!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(upset) She does?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(pinching her) Let's get you out of here!! (they go outside)",
"role": "assi... |
[
{
"content": "At least you took me down with you!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I'm sooo sorry!! I just... I keep thinking about Mike! I'm crazy about David, and we're having so much fun together. Why-Why do I miss Mike? That's-that's gonna go away, right?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "I wouldn't read too much into it.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "David, let me stop you there 'cause I think I see where this is going. I'm not very good at giving advice. So if you want advice, go to Ross, Monica, or... Joey, if the thing you wanna advice about is pizza toppings or burning sensation when you pee.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Seriously, we're gonna do this?",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, because his penis was too big. (he notices that David is not amused) Oh, I'm sorry, that's the kind of thing I do. (pause) They broke up because Mike didn't want to get married. Hey, what if you just let Phoebe know you'd be open to marriage?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I didn't mean now...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, you're welcome! Glad I could help.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "David, I'm pretending to read here!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah! How you doin'? Yeah alright!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, hey! You said you're gonna wear a thong, where's the thong?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You really should have been more clear about that!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(Excited) You're never going to guess who I just saw downstairs!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh! ah! eh... Britney Spears!?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content":... |
[
{
"content": "Yeah... what am I going to say to Kenneth Schwartz?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You could say",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(to Charlie) Ready to go?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wha...? You're gonna go now? I thought we could hang out?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(smiling) Will you wear a thong?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh... you got yourself a very weird deal!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(a little embarassed by their conversation) I'm good, I have dinner plans (moves away from them).",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, yeah. I've got tons of stuff I could do. I'm gonna hit the beach, go swimming...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh, Joe, have you looked outside?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, why?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh man!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I wasn't gonna swim, I was gonna dig a hole! (removes a small plastic spade used by children to play on the beach from his backpack)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow! That Mike thing was interesting! I don't know what's gonna happen with Phoebe and David.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(smiling cheekily) I do! Want a hint? huh? \"I do\" (Monica looks confused, so Chandler repeats) \"I do\".",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "... |
[
{
"content": "Oh! Hey! Thank God you guys are here!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey! Hey what's going on?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Everything is upside down here! It rains all day long, nobody watches tv and Ross is famous!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Alright, I don't wanna alarm anybody, but Monica's hair is twice as big as it was when we landed!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ok! When I go places with high humidity, it gets a little extra body, ok?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "That's why our honeymoon photos look like me and Diana Ross!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Come on, I'll show you guys where to check in (Joey, Chandler and... |
[
{
"content": "Tonight?! (looks at the ring) Isn't an engagement ring supposed to have a diamond? (squints at the ring to emphasize how tiny the diamond is) Oh, there it is!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(slaps him on the shoulder) Nice! (goes to Monica)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Monica, can I talk to you for a sec? (Pulls her away from Phoebe and Rachel)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ok!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "David is going to propo... |
[
{
"content": "By using CT scans and computer imaging we can in a very real way, bring the Mesozoic era into the 21st century.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh and you know what, it will be even better tomorrow, because I won't be constantly interrupted by Joey checking to see if they put chocolates on my pillow yet. (Someone knocks on the door, Ross goes to open and it's Joey, Rachel and Chandler).",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "H... |
[
{
"content": "Oh, is it on the computer, cuz I'd love to give it a read...?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "If you want to check your email, just ask! (Chandler tries to look offended)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(offended) What? (pause) May I?",
"role": "assistant"
},... |
[
{
"content": "It's not the time Charlie.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(at the laptop) Oh, no, no, no dear God, no!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh what, did someone outbid you for the teapot? (Chandler looks annoyed at him and Joey leans in to him) Oh! Secret teapot?",
... |
[
{
"content": "It's really gone?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yep! I'd like to thank you guys for coming down here to complain about the rain and ruin my career!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I just feel awful.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, well yo... |
[
{
"content": "Wha... what you really think we can do that?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey don't worry about that! I mean, Ross needs you! And Rachel and I will stay and help anyway we can.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ugh.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Alright, ok, let's do it. (Ross sits down at the desk and they all gather around him) Uhm, I ... |
[
{
"content": "Ok, Mike, enough is enough, now you love Phoebe and she loves you, so you need to get over your whole \"I never want to get married\" thing and step up!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "This is Monica! I'm Phoebe's friend. Listen, Phoebe is back with David and he's going to propose to her, and she is going to say \"yes\" but I know she really wants to be with you!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I... I'm sorry, did you say something? I can't hear through all this damned hair! (Tries to move her huge hair away from the phone, in vain)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You don't tell me what to do! I tell you what to do! Just call her. She's at the Paradise Hotel in Barbados. And while I've got you, you've got curly hair. What do you do in humidity? (Mike hangs up the phone) Damnit!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(sarcastically) Well, I hope you're happy!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(pretending not to sense the tone) Oooh! I hope you're happy too, honey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe is going to say \"Yes\" to David. See, that's what happens when you meddle in ... |
[
{
"content": "I'm so bored! Stupid rain, we... we can't do anything.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, I've brought some books. We could read.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, it hasn't come to that yet.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(stopping the waiter) Hey hey hey! Don't mind if I do!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey Rach, do you feel like going to a convention?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "We can't. We're not pharmacists!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(walking to a table with many badges on it) I know we're not, but (he picks up a badge) Frank Medeio and... (picks up ... |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, that's it?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God, we did it! (he sits beside her and skims through her notes excitedly)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes, but I did make a pyramid out of the bath products. This is amazing, thank you, thank you so much. (he leans in, and they look at each other for a moment) That's a pretty necklace.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
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