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[
{
"content": "And-and youre using my name!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Look, Im talking right now! Youreyou mean her.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No!! No way! No! And stop using my name! And shame on you! (Yells into the apartment) And shame on all of you! Youre disgusting! Especially you (points to someone) with that! (Storms away.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Slides are almost ready.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh okay, well theres-theres wine in the kitchen.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(answering it) Hello?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(on phone) What is my sister doing there?! And why are the drapes shut?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "O-okay, Rach calm-calm down, okay? She-shes really upset were just talking.",
"role": "assistant"
},... |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So, I just came from the company Ursula works for.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh no, not you too!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No! No! I just went to ... |
[
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Rachel) You uh, you may have been right about Jill.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh! I knew it! What happened?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Umm, she kissed me.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"cont... |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God! Are-are you crying?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(crying hysterically) I just dont see why those two cant work things out!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, I got that.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You take care Jill.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Bye-bye-e!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Bye.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(starts crying) I-I cant believe Jills gone. (They all look at him.) I cant help it, I opened a gate.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, you guys! Guess what? Barry and Mindy are getting a divorce!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wow!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(To Ross) What is the matter with you?!",
"role": "user"
},
... |
[
{
"content": "What, you guys really think that Im that shallow?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, I just think Monica was that fat.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, imagine if I never got fired off Days Of Our Lives! (Closes his eyes to do so.) Oh-hey, theres Carol again!"... |
[
{
"content": "(recognizing her) Oh my God! Rachel Green?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(gasps) Rob Tillman!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No-no. Its-its me, Ross!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, Im sorry. Ross Tillman.",
"role": "user"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "So Monica, still going out with Dr. Boring huh?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hes not boring! Hes just-hes just low key.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thanks.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(not impressed) Wow!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh dear God, let me think. (Starts to sarcastically think about it.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering, depressed) Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh no! Whats the matter?",
"role": "assistant"
}... |
[
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Bye.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Was his question whats more boring than him?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey man, look sorry about that Archie thing. Do uh, do you need me to give you some money?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, I may have no money, but I still have my pride.",
"role"... |
[
{
"content": "(entering) Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey Phoebe! Guess what?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Joey just hired Chandler to be his assistant!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ohh thats so... |
[
{
"content": "Hey Mon!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Mon, look who I ran into! (Gestures towards Rachel.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(gets up and gasps) Oh my God! Rachel!! (Rachel is stunned to see that her long lost fri... |
[
{
"content": "Hang on! Hang on! Hang on! (Answering the phone.) Go!! Whos this? (Listens) Oh okay, youre gonna like working for me. Whats your name? (Listens) What kind of name is Brendy? I Whatever Stop talking! All right, from now on your name is Joan. You can pick your own last name.",
"role": "user"
}... |
[
{
"content": "Come on Pheebs, its not that bad! Yknow most people would be excited if they didnt have to work for a couple of weeks.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Most people dont like their jobs, I love my job! I have not been working for three hours and Im already going crazy. I miss Joan.",
... |
[
{
"content": "Sorry. So hows it going with Joey?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh just great. He beeps me now with codes. One is, \"Bring me food.\" Two is, \"Im with a girl, bring us food.\" Three is, \"Im lost and I cant find food.\"",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering... |
[
{
"content": "All right, and over there is Bradys Pub where I like to unwind after a long day of surgeoning.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wow! This is so amazing! What else? What else?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, that is a large piece of television equipment. (Point... |
[
{
"content": "So honey, this morning was fun, huh? Me hopping in on you in the shower there.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Look Carol umm, I was, I was thinking maybe uh, maybe we can spice things up a little.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Carol our sex life isits just not working",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey there little fella! Hey, uh-hey, why dont we get some shoes on ya, huh? Hey, why dont you show dad how you can put your shoes on, in your room! Yay!!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yay! (To Carol) Seriously, our sex life I was thinking, maybe I dont know, we could try some-some new things. Yknow? For fun?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well I dont know umm, (Pause) what if we were too tie each other up? (Carols shocked and obviously doesnt like that idea.) Umm, some people eat stuff off one another. (Carol doesnt like that idea either.) Nah! Umm, yknow we-we could try dirty talk? (Carol still says no.) Umm, we could, we could ha... |
[
{
"content": "Who sold a story to Archie Comics?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God! Thats great! Oh wow! (Hugs him.) Youre a published writer! I wish I had a present for you!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Aww.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wait a ... |
[
{
"content": "You wanna share it?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey! Hey Chandler look, I know youre mad, but I just want to say Im sorry. I-I was a total jerk. Completely o-over the line. Uh, I just I hate pulp! Yknow? I mean,... |
[
{
"content": "Oh Mon, listen I have to ask! Okay, Joey Tribbiani invited me back to his apartment, now does he do this with a lot of girls?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, a lot. A lot, a lot!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ohh! And Im one of them!! Wow! Oh, I just cannot... |
[
{
"content": "Its not like, I havent any opportunities. I mean, yknow, Im just waiting for the perfect guy. Im seeing this guy Roger, all right? Hes not perfect, but umm, I think maybe I should just get it over with. Yknow, give him my flower.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God!! Do it... |
[
{
"content": "Phoebe, why is smoke coming out of the bathroom?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah, the doctor said that could be one of the side effects.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe! Put that cigarette out!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No! ... |
[
{
"content": "(on the phone) Hello? (Listens.) No she cant come to the phone right now. (Listens.) Oh, right no problem. Okay, bye-bye. (Hangs up.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Was it my work? Were they mad? Was it Jack? Did he yell?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "J-j-just ... |
[
{
"content": "(very relived) Oh! Thank God!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay! (She picks up the phone, Joeys phone number, and starts to dial.) Here we go! Okay! (On phone.) Hi, Joey! Its Rachel! Umm, I am free tomorrow night. Yeah, sure, sure I can bring some sandwiches.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So honey this uh, this threesome thing umm, I mean how-how are you gonna start to find",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh. (He takes the notepad she was using and looks at it.) Wow! (Flips to another page.) Huh. (Flips another page.) Boy! (Flips another page.) Well, someones been doing their homework. (Flips two more pages.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, I know. (Laughs) Yknow, just-just talking about it is getting me kinda",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah? Well, I-I think Bens asleep.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah. Right. Save it. I can do that. (Gets up and does a little kara-tay.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, Pheebs!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, hows it going?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, Ive got to get out of this bed, Im going crazy here. Crazy!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "... |
[
{
"content": "She doesnt know she was fired yet, does she?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, the doctors say it may kill her.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What are you two girls whispering about over there?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Ross) But I thin... |
[
{
"content": "Ohh, I mean its just so realistic!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I know. (Joey is sitting in this tall chair that is made up of balls on polls. Youll have to see it to know what I mean.) Yeah, his name is Pat.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Pat the dog. Oh! Oh! ... |
[
{
"content": "I hope youre hungry, were starting with oysters. And yknow what they say about oysters, dont you?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No! Umm well, some people say that Oysters are an aphrodisiac.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "People! People say it! Come here! (She grabs him and kisses him.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And then were gonna have a little Middle Eastern cous-cous. Something we can eat, with our hands.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No-no-no, no! Its sensual!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay! (They kiss again and his beeper goes off.) Ohhh no!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I cant promise anything. (She starts to dig in.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Were really gonna do this, huh?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yknow, if, if this is too weird for you, we can still back out at (A knock on the door interrupts him.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im-Im Ross by the way.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "How hot is this?!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im sorry youre here with me instead of Roger.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, me too.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, I could make it seem like hes here. (Imitates him.) \"Heres some little known facts about cous-cous. They didnt add the second cous unt... |
[
{
"content": "Joey, youre such an amazing actor! (He smiles.) How do you know where Dr. Drake Remoray leaves off and Joey Tribbiani begins?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, with Dr. Drake they always tell me what to say. And with Joey, I pretty much have to make it up on my own.",
"role":... |
[
{
"content": "We cant do this.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No! (They both laugh.) Oyster?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! (Takes it.) If-if-if we did do this there would be a lot of pressure on me, yknow? Because youve been waiting a very long time and I wouldnt want t... |
[
{
"content": "Oh yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Chandler?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(sexily) Yeah?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thats the couch.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know! Ill tell you something, we are gonna do that again!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, okay! (He rolls over to do that again.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(entering) Morning!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(wakes up suddenly and realizes where she is) Oh right.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(groans) Oh God. Oh I cant believe Joey Tribbiani heard me throw up!",
... |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Look at you! Youre up!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I thought Id try to take a walk. Would you pour me some wate... |
[
{
"content": "Lets go! Come on! Move it! (Grabs her coat.) Come on! (To an old man whos holding her shoes and briefcase.) Shoes! Briefcase! (Takes them both.) Thanks Lou, good luck with the gall bladder. (She leaves.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey Joe did Did you ever have a threesome?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(not quite sure of how to answer that) Well uh, look Ross I uh, I think Carols great and Im sure youre a very attractive man, but I.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No! The reason Im asking ... |
[
{
"content": "Its just, my part seemed to be over pretty quickly and then, and then there was a lot of waiting around.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "But you got to be with both of them, right?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Not-not really. Th-th-there was just Carol.",
"r... |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Let me tell you about this chick I scored with last night! Oh no wait a minute that was you!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, check me out, Im a slut!",
"role": "assista... |
[
{
"content": "Ohh! My God! Barry!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh thats right! Im sorry! I-I am early! Finish! Please!!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Surprise! Look whos back!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh, I dont think so!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Jack!! Hey!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All better! Back to work! Except this clown from research told me I was fired. He should do his research, huh?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Nu-uh!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, okay I didnt get that message. So this doesnt countAnyway, Ill be in my office.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thats all right, Ill work here. This is goo, next to this plant. (She picks a place in the lobby next to a plant.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Youre in my office! Look, I have made a lot of cash for this company! Okay? I am talking big bucks! Pesos! Yen! Rubles! You make one little mistake",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, so this is all about money! Yknow its bad enough thatOw! Oh, you have got to be kidding!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im having another heart attack!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im having another heart attack!! Call 9-1-1!!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Arthur, hes the guy calling 9-1-1) Dumbass!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, they fired me and Im having heart attack.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi Ross!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey Rachel.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Is Joey Tribbiani here?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Umm, no.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, if you see him, will you please tell him tha... |
[
{
"content": "(sticking his head in the door) Okay to come in?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, come on, eat, whatever you want. Dr. Roger got beeped again.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah I know, guess who beeped him?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What... |
[
{
"content": "There was just one woman, wasnt there?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, there were two.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Including me?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(singing)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, remember when I had a monkey?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, what, what was I thinking?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(hes just picked up their bill) Hey! So, whats with the 20 percent tip? Did I do ... |
[
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uhh do it?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, where was I? (Takes a sip of the coffee.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, what have you guys been up to?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ohh! We went to a self-defense class today!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wow!",
"rol... |
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