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[ { "content": "Hey! Hows it goin?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, not much has changed in the last five minutes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes it has! I made cookies!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh thats all right. Im still full from your homemade po...
[ { "content": "(opening the door) What are you doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That doesnt lock does it?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, Joey! Sorry!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No thats all right. Dont worry about it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh but look! Thats gonna leave a stain!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rach! Hey! Its fine! Youre at Joeys!", "role": "...
[ { "content": "All right, dont waste it, I mean its still food. (He picks it up and eats it.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What do you want to do now? Huh? You wanna go get a drink?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, you have some studying to do?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yknow I remember when uh, when I was in college, we used to (He sees some of his colleagues enter and puts his head on her lap.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Nothing, Im-Im just, Im so comfortable with you!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What? No! Of course, of course I do! Are-are they gone?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What?! No! No! Wait! Youre right, this is stupid. Who cares what people think? I mean, I mean we like each other right? Theres nothing wrong with that. Come on. (They get up and go over to the table where his colleagues are sitting.) Burt? Lydia? Mel? This is Elizabeth.", "role": "assistant" ...
[ { "content": "Thats right Lydia, Elizabeth here is a student and uh, were dating. And you may frown upon that, but were not gonna hide it anymore.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Really? Its not just frowned upon?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I love it at Joeys!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, here you go. (Hands her another one.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering, sees Rachels throw) Ni-hi-ice!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thanks!", "role": "user" }, { "co...
[ { "content": "Wow! It actually is in the handbook. I cant date you or have a hot plate in my office. I cant believe we have to stop seeing each other.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I know, I know I really like you too. But we-we cant date. Its against the rules. Its forbidden.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Really?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well I-I-I dont care how hot it is its-its uh, its wrong.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(feeling it too) No! No! Its wrong! Its-its-its naughty. Its taboo.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Lets also get a hot plate!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its Thursday! How was the audition?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content"...
[ { "content": "Well that thing is clearing in the way! All right. Ah-ha! (He grabs a screwdriver and starts to attack the compressor, only he causes a small short circuit and shocks himself.) Ah-ah!! Damn fridge!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi Joey, how ya doin?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Great! Roomie!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Huh, yeah I guess we are roommates now.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! Well, now that you brought it up, our fridge is broken. We have to get a...
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Do you guys know any cute guys?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, of course I do! My good friend Joey over here. (Pats Joeys arm, Joey pats Chandlers shoulder, and Chandler motions for Joey to say the same about him.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, Im sorr...
[ { "content": "Hey everybody!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey uh, this is Elizabeth.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(laughs) Isnt she cute? (On Monicas death stare) No!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow, this is probably none of my business, but werent you guys supposed to not be seen in public together?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh no-no-no, were just two people who happen to run into each other here at the coffee house. (He winks at her.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, sly.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Bye.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh that is quite all right maam. (Elizabeth exits.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, why is she leaving? Is it a school night and she has a lot of homework to do?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, her molecular epidemiology paper is due tomorrow.", "role"...
[ { "content": "Chandler, do you think we talk about our relationship enough?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. Do we have any Fruit Roll-Ups?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Huh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, youdont look good Joe.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The fridge broke. I have to eat everything. Cold cuts, ice cream, limesHey, what was in that brown jar?", "role"...
[ { "content": "Hmm? (Turns around and sees that its Elizabeth) Oh, a student I dont know.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes, yes of course, what-what would this be regarding?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Shh! (Laughs then composes himself) Of course, why dont we go inside?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh-ooh!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Doorknob! Doorknob!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, okay. What-what about?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Spring vacation.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(quickly jumping away from Elizabeth) Yes, professor Feesen-sen-stenlger Ill be with you in one moment. (To Elizabeth) So, I will take one box of the Thin Mints. (And he ushers Elizabeth out of the office.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You dont understand! Elizabeth was about to ask me to go on a trip with her! Is that taking it slow?! No, Im not ready for this! Okay? What-what do I tell her?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Just tell her the truth! Tell her youre not ready.", "role": "assistant" }, { "c...
[ { "content": "Yes. Yes! Please, come in.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oo-oo!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, it kinda grows on you. (They both laugh.) Actually, I wanted to finish talking to you about uh, spring vacation.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Look, I (He has trouble sitting in his chair.) Look, Im having a great time with you and I just dont want us to move to fast or put to much pressure on us. So, Im sorry I just dont think we should go away together yet. Its-its too soon.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No. I think you misunderstood what I was saying. What I meant was", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "That! Lets talk about that.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! How did it go with Elizabeth?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Huh? Oh-oh, it was fine. Uh, it was just a misundersta...
[ { "content": "Hey! You guys umm, I want you to meet Sebastian.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "We just uh, we just met at the newsstand. We both grabbed for the last Field & Stream. (Chandlers shocked.) What? I read that.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh yes! Thank you! (He does so and Rachel sits down on the couch.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rachel, what the hell is this?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(shocked) What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You ask us to find you a guy and yo...
[ { "content": "Oh, thank you.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So, Sebastian, do you do any volunteer work?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No reason, its just I know a single guy that cares about other people.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you funny?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What are you guys doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you funny? Tell us a joke!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, so do a lot of people.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, but yknow, no, you didnt give me your phone number.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(To Monica) Turns out he is kinda funny.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I cannot believe you guys! He was really nice and he left because of you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, but Sebastian? What is that? A cats name?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, yknow what I noticed Rachel? He scares easy. Is that the kind of guy youd...
[ { "content": "(To Ross) Well, there you are! So what did Elizabeth say?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, it turns out that she is going to Daytona for spring break woo-hoo. That means, that means wet T-shirt contests, guys doing shots off of girls bodies, waking up next to people you don...
[ { "content": "Im so glad youre going on this trip!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Sure. Sure. Look I dont, I dont know if your plans are finalized yet, but umm, hey I-I know another great way to blow off steam.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Are you into crafts at all?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, yeah, of-of course Im okay! What? Im just being supportive. Supportive of you and this whole trip, and-and (notices something) what-what is uh, whats this? (He holds up a rather skimpy bathing suit.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "To wear in front of people?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Is this?!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good-good-good-good.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Were really glad y...
[ { "content": "Well-well a little blind sided but yknow good.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Eldad, sit down. (To Rachel) Move over! Move over now!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "IOhh! (Moves over and lets Eldad sit on the couch.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "T...
[ { "content": "Hi. (To Phoebe) Okay, youre too late okay? Because shes already with our guy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looks) Oh my God, youre right! I am too late; theyre sitting on the couch and talking! (To Patrick) Come on! (They go over to the couch.) Rachel?", "role": "assistant" ...
[ { "content": "Yeah, this is the guy I was telling you about.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. And believe me, this suit does not do justice to whats underneath it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh-okay, but Pheebs?"...
[ { "content": "(stopping him) Sit down! Were winning!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, yknow what? Maybe I should go!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Rachel! Rachel! You havent touched Eldads hair!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It is the softest hair! Touch it! (Both he and Monica do so.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, Im good.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rachel? Patrick is really...
[ { "content": "Thats right Patrick, bye-bye!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Rachel) Eldad is much more cooperative! And he can dance! (To Eldad) You dance for Rachel!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No-no! Dont dance for me! Please? Dont! (She gets up to yell at her friends.) What is the matter with you guys?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, okay, lets talk it out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I Am I the only one that this is embarrassing for?", "r...
[ { "content": "Ill tell ya who should be embarrassed! Its you guys! Come on! This is ridiculous! Thank you very much, but I do not need you to get me a date!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Then why did she ask us to", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I am still talking!! And then y...
[ { "content": "Thank you! (Storms out.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So uh, have a great time down there.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah. And did you, did you pack that bathing suit?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "It was pretty funny when I, when I hid it for a while, huh? Anyway, umm, I-I am worried about that bathing suit, not because its revealing which Im fine with, no Im concerned about your health, sun exposure.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, if whats in the bottle is actually 30. I mean sometimes you get 30, sometimes its-its get 4, and I swear to God more often than not its just milk.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Really?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay. Cool.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Call me!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Rachel, were sorry for pushing those guys on you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh thats all right! Yknow, I ended up having a really good time. Yknow, the charity was a big success and they raised a lot of money and awareness.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So ...
[ { "content": "I just got this really weird message from Ross. He said turn on MTV.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Huh. All right.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God, look! Thats Elizabeth!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh-oh Professor Geller.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ahh, to be 13 again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "The reactors gonna blow in three seconds, were never gonna make it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Youve got to get out of here! Save yourself!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! I wont leave you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dont worry about me,...
[ { "content": "(To Joey) So uh, whats this thing youre auditioning for?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, its a new TV show. Yeah. Im up for the part of Mac Macaveli or \"Mac.\" Yeah, Im a detective and I solve crimes with the help of my robot partner. Hes a, hes a Computerized Humanoid Electroni...
[ { "content": "Whoa, she's pretty. (Mentioning the girl on TV)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, and oh she's really nice too. She taught me all about how to work the cameras, and smell-the-fart acting.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm sorry, what?", "role": "assistant...
[ { "content": "(on stage in an Austrian accent) Vell, Eva, ve've done some excellent vork here, and I vould have to say, your pwoblem is qviiite clear. (He goes into a song and dance number.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I play Al Pacino's butt. All right? He goes into the shower, and then- I'm his butt. Monica", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So you gonna invite us all to the big opening?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right well, Im outta here. Wish me luck.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(overacting with a song this time) (singing) Gooood luck! Gooood luck! We all wish you good luuuuuuuuck!!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, whatever. (Exits.)", "role": "assistant...
[ { "content": "Its your turn.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, are we playing this?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering, dejectedly) Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! Howd the audition go?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Terrible...
[ { "content": "(on phone) Yes, Fran. I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Alright, well I'm tearing the lettuce.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh-oh, no no don't worry, I'm gonna wash it.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "That's your call.", "role": "assistant" } ]