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[
{
"content": "(moves closer) All Im saying is, its one thing being prepared for an attack against like each other; whole another story being prepared for an attack, I dont know, like a (turns and puts his face close to Rachels and screams) surprise!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right, you know that one was coming, but that doesnt mean you have unagi. (Does the finger thing.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Phoebe) Ooh! Yknow what? If we made reservations, we could have unagi in about a half-hour.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yk... |
[
{
"content": "(admiring his work) This, this actually is a (Does the same gibberish word from before.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey! Honey, can I ask you a question about the Valentines Day gifts?",
"role": "assistant"
... |
[
{
"content": "(to the receptionist) Hi uh, Im Joey Tribbiani and with all do respect Id like to donate some fluids.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh thats too bad. Ive kinda been saving up. (She just looks at him in horror.) Uh, are you sure theres no studies I can participate in?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thanks. (Starts to read it.) Well but this one starts now. (Points to one.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "But its $2,000.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well how about this one? Testing the effects of Joey Tribbiani on attractive nurse receptionists.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "DANGER!!! DANGER!!!!!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ross!!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What the hell was that?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "A lesson in the importance of unagi. (He starts doing the finger thing every time now.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ohh, youre a freak!!",
"r... |
[
{
"content": "(in his head) 2,000 bucks is a lot of money. Oh, I wish I had a twin. Where could I find someone who looks exactly like me? (The camera widens its shot to reveal a room full of Joey look-a-likes. Joey looks at the guy next to him and then back at his script.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(not turning around) Chandler. I sensed it was you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Unagi. Im always aware.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, are you aw... |
[
{
"content": "Ahhhhh, salmon skin roll. (She does the finger thing.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. Okay. (He goes to the closet, moves the clothes out of the way, and notices an empty hanger. He takes the empty hanger and bends it all out of shape. Then he holds it out as if hes giving it to her.) Yes honey, I made it myself. (He throws it down and goes to her chest, grabs something, goes... |
[
{
"content": "Hey! Hi! You uh, ready to exchange gifts?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Sure! Okay, you go first.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, come here! Come here.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay! (She takes her present for him and they move ove... |
[
{
"content": "Its a sock bunny.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah-yeah, you remember how I call you bunny?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Not really.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, I did one time, and-and I want to start doing it more. See thats wha... |
[
{
"content": "Wow! (To the sock bunny still on his hand.) You are way to young to have seen that!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oops! (Covers its eyes.) Yknow, your birthday is in a month-and-a-half, what do you say I forget to get you a present for that too?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "Oop, your cake is ready!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oop!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, its like that old saying, have some sex, eat some cake.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Who the hell are you?!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(entering) No! No! No! No! No! How you doin?! How you doinDamnit Carl! Go wait in the hall! (Goes into the hall.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Look, I got to apologize on the behalf of Carl.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Who the hell is Carl?!",
"role": "a... |
[
{
"content": "(to Carl) Pizza!! We like Pizza!! Get out!!! (Carl does so.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Pat Sajak?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yep!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Alex Trebek?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, of course!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Chuck Woolery?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": ... |
[
{
"content": "Say it!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Say we are unagi!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Its not something you are! Its something you have!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Say it!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yknow what? I can e... |
[
{
"content": "All right Carl, were next. Now remember, what is not gonna be?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thats right! And what are you not gonna do?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(gets very angry) Damnit Carl! (Carl goes to say something more, and Joey silences him with a grunt.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thats us.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thats right, $2,000.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Damnit Carl!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my good God.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey! Continuing the countdown of your favorite meals. Tonight, No. 3, macaroni and cheese with cut up hot dogs.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Look, you have done enough! Okay? You have to stop this now.",
"role"... |
[
{
"content": "The Way You Look Tonight is on here! Dance with me?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You are just the sweetest. (They kiss.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No! Youre the sweetest! (He tries to kiss her but Monica backs away with a look that could kill on her face.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Its a great class.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, yeah, I was watching. (The instructor just nods and walks away.) Umm, hey, a couple of questions though. Umm, about that-that-that last move where the woman tripped you and then pinned you to the floor, what-what-what-what would you do next?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No. No-no. No. What would you do next?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes thats right.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I tired attacking two women, did not work.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, I mean its okay, I mean, theyre-theyre my friends. In fact, I-I-I was married to one of them.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, no! No-no! No, I tired! But I couldnt. Thats why Im here. Maybe we could attack them together? (He glares at him.) That-thats a no.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I am so, so, so, so sorry!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(not buying it) Uh-huh.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And I will cook anything you want in here (points to the kitchen), and do anything in there! (Points to the bedroom.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "So, are we going in there?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I am!! (Enter her room and closes the door behind her.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ah-ha, nowhere to run! (He starts to run towards them.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I dont like sitting up here! Im just gonna over (She starts to get up.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(stopping her) No Rachel! They got here first!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Why is Ross doing that?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "DANGER!!!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God! Why is he jumping on those women!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "We should help him!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I We... |
[
{
"content": "Hey! I just got uh, my teacher evaluations! Check out what this one student wrote, \"I loved Dr. Gellers class. Mind blowing lectures! Dr. Geller, you are definitely the hottie of the paleontology department!\"",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ahh, Hotties of the Paleontology Dep... |
[
{
"content": "Hey Chandler! Yknow that girl you went to college with who-who became a movie director?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah, Dana Keystone. She was in my Movement class.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Whats a Movement class?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"... |
[
{
"content": "(on phone) Hello? (Shocked that someone answered.) Uh, Rachel. (To the gang.) Great, someone is in our apartment. Call the cops!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Youre on the phone!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(on phone) Oh my God! Oh my God! Thank you! (Hangs u... |
[
{
"content": "(startled) Yeah?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh thank you. Thanks very much. (Leans up against the board and on a thumbtack.) Ow! (He pulls away.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "That was you?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh I, I dont-I dont think that would be the best idea.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What time?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Gotcha. (Starts to leave.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh! So-so seriously, what time?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Coming through! (Has to dodge a fireman) Oh! Coming through! (Sees a cute one.) Oh! Hello! Hi! (Smiles then realizes) No! Right! Coming through!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh well, its not so bad.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "My God! (They both run into the bedrooms.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to the fireman) Hey buddy, do you think I can borrow your uniform this Thursday?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Joey! Hes working! (To Chandler) You would look good in that.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, how bad is it?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, its bad. Its really bad. The only thing in there that isnt burned is an ass. Which I do not remember buying!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hows your room Rach?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content"... |
[
{
"content": "(stands up) Wow! Oh-okay, look pal, I am not in the mood to be hit on right now! But if you give me your number I will call you some other time.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(pulling Rachel back down) Yes, they can stay with us.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "H... |
[
{
"content": "No, not usually. But yeah, I could use one right now.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes! I do! All the time! I love them! Oh my God! I did it! Its me! Its me! I burned down the house! I burned down the house!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay Phoebe calm down, theres no need to place blame. Okay? (To the fireman) I warned her about those candles.",
"role... |
[
{
"content": "God, its great to catch up! I cant believe how long its been!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Chandler, is that (Mimes someone using a movie camera and Chandler nods yes.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(on phone) Oh thats great! Good for you.",
"role": "assis... |
[
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Joey) We didnt get to the audition. Im gonna take her to coffee and then well do it then.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ah-ha!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"conte... |
[
{
"content": "(laughs) Oh thats great, my friend Joeys in the movie business.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(giggles) My friends name is Joey.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, Ive always hated that Howie.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "The nerve huh?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Refill?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Now, this is last minute so I want to apologize for the mess. Okay?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God! It sure didnt look this way when I lived here.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know! Now look, theres only one problem though. Theres only room for one, so I guess one of you will have to stay at Joeys.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, since the f... |
[
{
"content": "This right here is where I keep the pizza. (He points to the chair.) And uh thats where the napkin is. (Points to the floor next to the chair.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Whats that smell?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I know! (Shrugs his shoulders.)",
"... |
[
{
"content": "What? Of course I did! You uh, you sat next to Sleepy Sleeperson.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh uh, I had trouble remembering everyones name, so I-I kinda came up with nicknames. Like the guy on the other side of you was Smelly von Brownshirt.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Umm, no. No.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Umm, its Cutie McPretty.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Listen, I gotta tell ya, I-Im having a great time! Yknow how before you said it might be weird, the whole student teacher thing, and to be frank I thought it would be too, but its not. I mean its not at all.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(pushing Elizabeth into a doorway) Burt!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So did you sleep well last night?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I did.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I did, Monica was so sweet she left a little mint on my pillow.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"cont... |
[
{
"content": "Yeah I know, it was my candle. My candle!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I dont use a curling iron.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, dont look at me! My hairs straight! Straight! Straight! Straight!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "This is where I keep the pizza. (Its the same location as before.) AndHey! Where did the napkin go?! (The napkin is not in its spot.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Now there you go! I wouldnt want my best guest to strain her eyes!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thanks Monica!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Does that smell bother you?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What the smell from Joeys? No, I can hardly s... |
[
{
"content": "Hello? (Listens) Oh yes, one minute please. (To Phoebe) Its for you. Its the fire inspector.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh! (Takes the phone.) Hello? (Listens) Yeah this is Phoebe. (Listens) Really?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(in a funny voice) Yeah, so it turns out that it wasnt the hair straightener that started the fire. (Rachel prompts him on what to say next.) No-no, it was the candles. Its very not good leaving candles unattended. In fact, one of the first things they teach you in fire school is (Phoebe suddenly ... |
[
{
"content": "We had such a great time! Shes-shes incredible! I thought the-the age difference might be a problem, but it wasnt. It wasnt at all. Elizabeth is very mature for her age. (Joey makes the international sign for big boobies.) (To Monica) A concept lost on some people!",
"role": "assistant"
},
... |
[
{
"content": "(entering) Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey-hey-hey! So, how did it go with Dana? Any reason I should leave a block of time open say Thursday?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I couldnt do it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You couldnt do it?!... |
[
{
"content": "Joey! You didnt even know her!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ah whatever!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Great story again! The yarns that you weave! Woo-hoo-hoo!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh no-no-no! Stay! Stay! Because you-you should you-you-you should stay!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh no-no-no, thats notNo-no-no!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No-noReally?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(breaking up) Well, it just hurts so bad. I uh",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well maybe there is one thing you can do.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, I umm, I mean this is just off the top of my head now, umm but I have this friend. This actor friend and he would kill me if he thought I was doing this umm, but umm would it be possible for him to get an audition for your movie say on Thursday?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, the heart wants what it wants. Ill see you later. (He runs off and leaves her with the bill, which the waiter promptly delivers.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
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