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[
{
"content": "No! No, I quit a long time ago. (Pause) Did I forget to you that one? Im sorry.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Great! (Takes his coffee and leaves.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Pheebs, can you help me pick out an engagement ring for Monica? I cant figure this out! Its so hard! Should I get her a (turning to each page) Tiffany cut or a Princess cut or aah-ah! Paper cut!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Now, have you told anyone else?",
"role": "assistant"... |
[
{
"content": "Hey. (Heads straight for the fridge.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey! So Chandler, wanna go to the coffeehouse?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh all right.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "... |
[
{
"content": "How rude.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, Im sorry. You wanna bite? (Holds his piece out for him.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So how are things going with Paul?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Good. Although yknow, he-hes a private guy. Yknow, I wish I could get him to open up a little bit, share some feelings.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thats easy! You just have to think of him as a... |
[
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(To Rachel) Watch this.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Phoebe) Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi Paul!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So how are things going with you?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. (Gets up and starts to leave with Paul.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Great to see you!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "How you doing?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay! You take care!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey Pheebs, what-what was the deal with you and Chandler blowing us off before?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! That was so weird, huh?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe, whyd you do it?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I didnt do it! I... |
[
{
"content": "Yeah thats great. But first, wait, talk to me, talk to me. Tell me about your day.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. Hey, what are you thinking? What are you thinking right now?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah thats great Paul, but yknow I wanna know what(Puts her hands on his shoulders)Wow, those are really great! I just wanna know what, what is behind this-this strong, silent exterior. Yknow they say that still waters run deep and I wanna swim in yours.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No Paul, I dont know anything about you! Yknow, like-like your childhood! Tell me about your childhood!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, well then how about puberty! Come on, thats always a painful time! Yknow your friends invite you to a slumber party and then they stick your hand in warm water while youre sleeping so that you pee in your sleeping bag.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, youre lucky you never met that bitch Sharon Majesky. Anyway, umm The rest of you life, yknow? Any regrets?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right Paul, Im not asking for a lot here. Okay? Just give me something. Anything!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hm-mmm.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thats-thats great! See? I already feel like I know you a little better! Thank you. Okay, come on. Now we can go eat. Lets go. (Gets up to leave, but Paul doesnt move.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah. Yeah, I-I-I see the scare. Listen, Paul, I think this is really great that-that yknow, you shared your feelings. Its really, its beautiful, but umm, what do you say we go share some food?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?! Wait! What are you talking about?! You love their Kung Pao Chicken!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "My God, Im sorry! Im sorry! I didnt mean to do that! I wouldnt do that!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Nothin! This is the nine millionth ring store weve been too and I cant find the perfect ring! (Goes over to another display counter and starts pointing at rings.) Ugly ring! Ugly ring! Ugly ring! (Notices that one of the jewelers is watching him.) Its a beautiful selection. (The jeweler walks away... |
[
{
"content": "Uh-uh, yes. I would like to see that ring please.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Or not, whatever.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Sir, can I ask you to umm, could youhold out that ring and ask me to marry you?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(choking up) Oh my God thats it, thats the ring! How much is it?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Chandler, I-I will handle this! (To the jeweler) How much is it?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "We will give you $10.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes! Yes, but I can only pay $8,000.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "We stand firm at $10.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh, credit card. (Reaches for it then realizes) Oh no! No-no, but I left my credit card with Joey. (To Phoebe) Okay, Ill go get it. You guard the ring.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay. (To the jeweler) Listen, Im sorry about before. Do you have anything her for $10.",
"role"... |
[
{
"content": "Ill give you $1 for them.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, remember how Chandler and Phoebe blew us off yesterday?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Remember? You-you were eating pizza.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content... |
[
{
"content": "Oh. (Starts to get his money)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey-hey-hey-ho-ho, I got this one. Here you go. (Hands Gunther Chandlers card.) Yknow I gotta tell ya, sometimes I justI dont get Chandler. Yknow, me and him do stuff all the time without you and you dont get all upse... |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God! Oh my God!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Still crying?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Like a little girl. I know. I know. I know. This is all my fault; I wanted him to open up. But God, I didnt know that I was gonna unleash this-this weepy, clingy, m... |
[
{
"content": "Okay umm, Id also like to try on the tiara. (The male jeweler hands it to her.) Oh yeah. Okay. (Puts it on.) (To the jeweler) What do you think, too much?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. Then, take the tiara back and let me hold the musket again. (He hands it to her and Phoebe poses in front of one of those small mirrors.) Somethings missing. Its not Okay oh, let me see the ring my friend picked out.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God!! (She runs after him, but sets of the security system, which locks the stores door and brings down a set of bars behind her, caging her in.) No! What?! Help me! Let me out! Now! (Points the musket at them.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No. How are ya Paul? (Starts to look for his credit card.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, did he hug you?!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, you can see my dad in Vegas kissing other dads.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im a little busy here Paul.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, a quick one. Come on hug it out. (Paul rushes over and hugs Chandler tightly.) Oh hey! There you go. (The hug continues.) Okay. (The hug continues.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay! (Pushes him away.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Whoa-whoa-hey-hey! (Motions to Chandler, \"Whats going on?\") Hi, Paul is it? (Paul nods yes and still hugging Joey.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Do you have my credit card?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes, its in my Inin my pocket. (Paul hasnt dropped him ... |
[
{
"content": "Chandler, I found the perfect ring. (Holding it out for her.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, thats uh, thats pretty nice but Im gonna go with the one I picked first.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God Chandler, the one you picked is gone. Its over!",
... |
[
{
"content": "Hey! So uh, was he excited about the tickets?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No! He blew us off!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I know!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I cant believe it. (Pau... |
[
{
"content": "Hi. Im back.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ah thats great. No actually thats (In a sexy voice) Thats great! Thats really great! Yknow, I gotta tell ya writing, I mean writing, gets me uh, gets me kinda hot.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "A lover?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh yeah surfer?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, hold on real quick, hold on a second let me just uh, (sits on the counter and buttons her sweater to show some cleavage) get a little more comfortable here. Wait, now wait a second, this isnt too revealing is it?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I dont care about the little dude! I cant! I cannot listen to anymore of this! Yknow, the only person who would want to listen to this is a mental health professional! And then its only because they get paid $100 an hour! Do you know how much money I couldve made listening to you? $2,000! And do y... |
[
{
"content": "Oh Im sorry. I I-I dont meanI didnt mean to stifle you. I This is all just a little overwhelming.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im so glad, Im so glad you shared. (Feeling his shoulder.) And Im glad that youre done. What do you say we umm (Nods in the direction of the bedroom.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(entering from her room) Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I cant believe I let you talk me into buying this stupid gumball machine looking ring!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Its not a stupid gumball machine looking ring! Its a beautiful ring!",
"role": "... |
[
{
"content": "There he is! (Points.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay and he hasnt proposed yet because she has no ring on her finger.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wow! Youre good! After this, we should solve crimes.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah... |
[
{
"content": "It is your office.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "John?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Chandler) Here he is.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to him) Hi! Hi. Okay, there was a slight mix-up at the jewelry store, the ring youre about to propose with was supposed to be held for me. So, Im gonna need to have that back. (The guy isnt sure.) But, in exchange Im willing ... |
[
{
"content": "No-no! This is my fiancee (Phoebe) and her heart was set on that ring. You dont want to break her heart now do you?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, do you want to break a dying womans heart?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, shes dying Of a cough apparently.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes, and it is my dying wish to have that ring. See, if Im not buried with that ring then my spirit is going to wander the nether world for all eternity",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(interru... |
[
{
"content": "Great! Okay, here. (Holds the ring up for him.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thank you. Thank you. Thank you! (To his girlfriend) And you are about to marry a wonderful man! (She stunned and hes horrified.) Hey! Im marrying a dead woman!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Guys? (They ignore him.) Ive got something important to tell ya. (Still nothing so he walks over and stands in front of the TV.) Guys? (They lean over to try and watch the TV, Chandler mimics them.) Guys?! (Pause) Im gonna ask Monica to marry me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To R... |
[
{
"content": "Im gonna ask Monica to marry me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh Chandler!! (Hugs him.) You guys are gonna be so happy!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(holding an empty tissue box) Wher... |
[
{
"content": "Check out the ring.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(gasps) Nice! One and a half carat easy.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hi.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey-hey Pheebs!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
... |
[
{
"content": "You told her before you told us?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, she walked in when I was looking at the ring brochures. You can understand that, right? (Ross and Joey look at each other and go back to watching the game on TV.) Guys? Guys? (Walks in front of them again.)",... |
[
{
"content": "God that is the most beautiful engagement ring ever!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah? Well, you should know. Youve bought like a billion of em.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, you didnt get one.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, we... |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(with her mouthful) Hi Monica.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Phoebe) Give me it!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Its gone.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(with his mouthful) Hi Monica.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Chandler) Were practically kissing. (Makes a kissy face and winks at him.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(entering) Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey Rach!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Are any of you guys free tonight? My boss is hosting this charity event for underprivileged kids and the more people I bring... |
[
{
"content": "How about you guys? (Points to Phoebe and Joey.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Open bar?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I think so.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I can do that for the kids.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, ... |
[
{
"content": "Uh-uhWow! Uh, I thought you guys were just like making jokes, I had no idea. What you know what? You guys are wrong. Uh yes, there is a chronological age difference but I never notice it. You know why? Because she is very mature. Besides, it doesnt really matter to me what you guys think. I mean, ... |
[
{
"content": "Will you marry me? Will you marry me? (Makes like a gun with his fingers.) Hey, you marry me! (He gives up as Joey, Rachel, Phoebe, and Ross slink in all excited.) Whats going on little elves?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Its the big night! We wanted to wish you good luck!",
"... |
[
{
"content": "Hi guys.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(To Monica) You are beautiful.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, thank you! (The gang exhibits signs of quiet apprehension and wears knowing glances.) (Monica giggles.) Whats going on?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "Here.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh! Thank you!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So now whats going on here?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uh well, uh this is a silent auction. They lay out all the stuff here and then you write down your of... |
[
{
"content": "Oh, hi!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Someone? I brought people. Mr. Thompson, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, this is Mr. Thompson. (She introduces them.) Hes the head of my department.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, hi. (They shake hands.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And I also brought my friend Joe... |
[
{
"content": "Well, yknow what? Actually, I was about to bid on this lovely trip to Paris.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thank you. (Mr. Thompson walks away and after hes left.) Okay, (writing her bid down) twenty dollars.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Whats-whats going on?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, you have to call the police! Thats what I did to the kids in my building!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh! (Does a laugh/groan.) Listen umm, I, I just stopped by to see if you wanted to see this play tonight. Umm, its supposed to be excellent. The director is the same",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No! Okay! Okay! (Stops her.) Okay, look, can I, can I just-just talk to you for a second?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh, so this play umm, what do you think? Its-its gotten great reviews! Yknow the uh",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(screaming) Everybody put their balloons down!!! (There is a temporary cease fire.) Now this is a nice suit!! (Shows everyone where he was hit.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ugh! So close!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey you guys! Look!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I got me some drinks!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What are you doing?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Open bar!",
"role": "user"
},
... |
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