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[
{
"content": "Well, I thought that I would cut up the tomatos.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "They'r alright.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No really, they're OK.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Actually, I was gonna do them jullienne.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'm outa here. [Monica leaves]",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(on the phone) Monica, Im quitting! I just helped an 81 year old woman put on a thong and she didnt even buy it! (Pause) Im telling you Im quitting! Thats it! Im talking to my boss right now! (Pause) Yes I am! (Pause) Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Okay bye, call me when you get... |
[
{
"content": "Well, what happened?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, he came in for a massage and everything was fine until... (The flashback shows Paulo lying face down on the massage table and slowly moving his hands up Phoebe's legs and grabbing her butt.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And all of the sudden his hands weren't the problem anymore. (The flashback shows Paulo rolling over and showing Phoebe his equipment.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Was it...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content":... |
[
{
"content": "You ate my sandwich?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(getting upset) Oh-oh really?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(jumping to his feet in anger) What?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You-you-you-you (trying to remain in control) threw my sandwich away!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(losing control, we hear him shout outside) MY SANDWICH?!!!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "MY SANDWICH!!!!!! (Ross's scream scares a flight of pigeons away.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I want this part so much! Yknow? If I dont get this part Im never gonna eat Macaroni and Cheese again!No, I didnt say that! Thats a lie.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh come on guys, its not like I moved to Europe! I just moved across the hall! And we would have you over all the time if it werent for (struggles to get this out) Monicas allergies. (The duck quacks.) Youre right, I could never lie to you. She hates you. (The phone rings.) Should I get that? (Lau... |
[
{
"content": "Yes!! Ha-ha!! All right! Hey! How cool would it be if you could watch like a real life-sized version of this? Huh? I mean how crazy would that be?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "As crazy as soccer?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(on phone) Hello? (Listens) What are you talking about? The auditions not til 5",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You mean you didnt get it from this?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "The allergy guy got the part! Thanks!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "... |
[
{
"content": "You know he coulda gotten me a VCR, he coulda gotten me a set of golf clubs, but no, he has to get me the woman repeller! The eyesore from the Liberace house of crap!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "It's not that bad.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, yeah, easy ... |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And what?! Did you sleep with her?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No! No! No! I just kissed her.",
"role": "assistant"
},
... |
[
{
"content": "Look, Im not saying that you should magically forgive me! But youre not perfect! Youve made some errors in judgment too!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Name one!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(lets him out) What happened?!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(getting out) Awww, man! He promised he wouldnt take the chairs!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!",
"ro... |
[
{
"content": "Ok, now, remember, no trading. You get the pretty one, I get the mess.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "...And what did you bring?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Janice?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Janice?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Joey's tailor...took advantage of me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No way! I've been going to the guy for 12 years.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh come on! He said he was going to do my inseam, and he ran h... |
[
{
"content": "I said name one!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I cant believe I did this! What an idiot!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, stop beating yourself up! People make mistakes! These things happen! There arent any message youve forgotten to give me are there? (Chandler has a disgusted look on his face.) Apparently youre not very... |
[
{
"content": "It took two people to break up this relationship!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! You and that girl from that copy place, which yesterday you took full responsibility for!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I didnt know what I was taking full responsibility fo... |
[
{
"content": "You had no right to go out with him.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "That is the most ridiculous...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You sold me out.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I did not sell you out.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"conten... |
[
{
"content": "Oh! All right. Now, let's not do this!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Happy thoughts! Happy thoughts!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "OK, now I'm gonna kick some ass.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I know! I know! I know!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Alright, now I will let go if you both stop.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Fine!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Fine!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "There we go.You know wh... |
[
{
"content": "Okay, buddy-boy. Here it is. You hide my clothes, I'm wearing everything you own.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Look at me! I'm Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes? Maybe if I wasn't going commando...",
"ro... |
[
{
"content": "Yeah. Whew, it's hot with all of this stuff on. I ah, I better not do any, I don't know, lunges. (starts doing lunges)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Joey? Got you a Joey Special, two pizzas! Joe? (The phone rings and he answers it) (On phone) Hello? (Takes the phone away from his mouth when he realizes what he just did and yells.) Damnit! (Back on phone.) Hello? (Listens.) No, Joeys not here right now, but I can take a message I think. (Listen... |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Please tell me you got the message!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What message?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "The actor playing Mac couldnt do it, they needed to see you at 2 oclock.",
"role": "assistant"
... |
[
{
"content": "Hey, do we do this too much?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I think so. Yeah, get off me.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Come on C.H.E.E.S.E., Im not leaving without you! Try routing your backup source through your primary CPU.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(overacting badly) I cant! My circuits are fried! Theyre fried I tell you!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wow! (Back to read... |
[
{
"content": "Thatll be a neat trick, when youre, (looks at the script) when youre dead!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ross, you dont have to yell.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "There was just an explosion, okay? My hearing would be impaired.",
"role": "user"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "Okay, Chandler!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And your horoscope says, \"On the fifth a special someone is going to give you a gift.\"",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Monica) Oh, well thank you in advance. (... |
[
{
"content": "(entering) Hey guys!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(ecstatic) Oh my God! Its Joey Tribbiani of Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.!!!!!!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh thats right. Its your first day! So are you psyched to fight fake crime with your robot sidekick?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Am I psyched? The lead in my own TV series? Ive dreamed about this for years! Why have I not been preparing?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"c... |
[
{
"content": "Are you judging them by their covers? Because youre really not supposed to do that.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, Im just deciding which one to useIm gonna start writing another book!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Be-because the last one was such a big sell... |
[
{
"content": "Thanks!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "We know how tough those parent/teacher conferences can be.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow! Huh? (Picks up the phone) Mac Macaveli, Private Investigator!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. Hey uh, when do I get to meet the robot?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh wow! Hes so lifelike! (Starts touching the guys cheeks) Unbelievable! (He starts tugging on the guys ears.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(slaps Wayne on his cheek) How do you do there, Wayne? (Backs away.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. Sorry about that(Mimics that cheek thing he just did.) Uh, so wheres C.H.E.E.S.E.?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(laughs) This is like the temporary robot, right?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, I-I just, I just it was going to be like a really cool robot, yknow? Like the terminator or uh, when I first saw you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im sorry, it justI dont know it doesnt really look like it can do anything.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "It-its great to meet you Paul.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Of course, of course, Mr. Stevens.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Eh-whExcuse me?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thats funny. Umm. (Pause, then serious) Its not funny.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. I can, I can see that. Umm, but I think if you give me umm, one chance I can, I can change your mind.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "This isyou(Ross starts laughing.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, umm I want you to know that I have never done anything like this before. I mean, I mean Ive been in um, relationships in general, uh but I have never done it with a studentI mean I notnot it! I mean, I mean I dontWe havent done it. Uh, I mean, I mean, weve-weve-weve done stuff. (Paul is not ... |
[
{
"content": "And the Irish guy wins the joke!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ross!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ross!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "How crazy that wed run into you!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh God, thank you! (Runs and gives all of them a group hug.) Umm, uh, Mr. Stevens Id like you to meet my... |
[
{
"content": "Okay umm, why dont we all take a seat, yknow? And uh, and Ill get us all some uh some coffees(He goes to pull out Elizabeths chair, but Paul steps in)Yeah, why dont you. (Paul pulls out her chair) Uh and you guys can talk about whatever, whatever you want. Yknow? Whatever pops into your head. (He ... |
[
{
"content": "And hes a great brother!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ohh!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "But uh Ross, Ross is a great guy! I was roommates with him in college. Uh, funny story (He starts laughing then notices that Paul isnt happy.) Youre roommate in college died didnt he?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(returning with the coffee) Okay here we are Paul, Elizabeth. (He sets down their cups.) So I hope you guys were finding something to talk about.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes, we were just",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi, Im sorry Im late but I am ready, ready to talk you up! When does Lizs father get here?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh! Ross is sooo great!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey honey, you got the kind with the little girl, you said we were gonna to get the kind with the baby.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, you said the baby creeps you out.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, the little girl creeps me out.",
"role": "user"
}... |
[
{
"content": "(seeing him) Oh hi!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh! Well lets look for them. (Finds some under one of the couch cushions. It has a pink, fuzzy ball on the key chain.) Oh-oh-hey! Are these them?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right! (Throws them back under the cushion.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh good.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(chasing after him) Oh, wait! Sorry, Mr. Paul? Mr. Paul?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Paul. Umm, I just wanted you to know that Ross really is a great guy.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You just dont look old enough to have a twenty-year-old daughter.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh. We?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh no! Yes! Of course, I know that! I justI meant yknow are you still a We or are you just You?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(sympathetic) Ohh. So you raised her all on your own?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ohh. (She touches his arm for support and likes what she feels) Ooh!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "How was your first day?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Pretty great! Except I did get a little attitude from the robot."... |
[
{
"content": "Wow!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im the lead in Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.!!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Joey?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I was just getting him to like you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Joey?! Joey!! (He runs into his bedroom.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ross, Joey is not here.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, Ill just wait for him in here!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ross, its okay. You can come out.",
"role":... |
[
{
"content": "(coming out of the bedroom) Oh! Oh my God! I didnt even see you!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Bye!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What-what-what thehow da-how did-what the-how did-what?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, yknow he lost his keys so he was looking for them",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(incredulous) In your mouth?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No! Dow... |
[
{
"content": "Apparently, theres like a million guys out there that can play Mac, and theres only this one robot and this one guy who controls it! I didnt know he could get me fired! What am I going to do?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well yknow Joey, youre a pretty charming guy.",
"ro... |
[
{
"content": "Morning! Hey, hows my favorite genius and my little robot buddy?! (Pats C.H.E.E.S.E. on the head.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay! (He yanks his hand away.) All right. Umm, all right Wayne, level with me. Okay? I-I keep hearing all these rumors that I might get fired. Okay, they even have actors coming in to read for my part! Come on man, you-you got to give me a second chance! I mean, I love-I love this little guy! (He... |
[
{
"content": "So it seemed that my prom date had stood me up, so Ross selflessly, offered to take me.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow! I definitely did not see that one backfiring! Im gonna go to the bathroom.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, take your time.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Paul) Just-just so you know I was a freshman and she was a senior. So it wasnt as bad as-as",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
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