bpben/friends_script · Data Studio · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "I knew you were likely to take a wife!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(yelling through the door) Can we come it yet?! Were dying out here!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come in! Come in! (Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe burst through the door.) Were engaged!!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ohhh, this is the least jealous Ive ever been!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no wait no, this is wrong! Ross isnt here!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh hell, hes done this three times! He knows what its about...
[ { "content": "Hey, whats going on?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I found a note on my door, \"Come to Monicas quick, bring champagne and a Three Musketeers bar.\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(grabbing the candy bar) Y...
[ { "content": "(yelling at the top of her lungs) Im engaged!!!!!! Im engaged!!!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, shes been out there for twenty minutes, Im surprised you didnt hear her on the way over.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I thought it was just a kid yelling, \"Im gay! Im gay!\" Can I bring her in?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no, let her stay out t...
[ { "content": "Im getting married!!!! Im gonna be a bride!!!! (Someone else yells at her.) No, I will not shut up because Im engaged! (He yells again.) Ohh, big talk! Huh, why dont you come over here and say that to me?! Huh, buddy?! Yeah, my fiancee will kick your ass! (Chandler starts to look worried.) Come on...
[ { "content": "(To Ross) Okay, you get her in here. (To Joey) You bolt the door. Ill be in the closet.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay! Wait-wait-wait! Shhh! (Bangs on her class with a spoon to make a toast.) Okay, umm, I just wanna say thatI love you guys so-so much and-and thank you for being here on my special night. (Chandler clears his throat.) Our special night. I mean it just wouldnt be myour-our night, if you all wer...
[ { "content": "So have you decided on a band for the wedding? Because, yknow, Im kinda musical.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah Pheebs, honey, she just got engaged a couple of hours ago. I doubt shes even had time to", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well speaking of chiming i...
[ { "content": "But I-I-I cant stay too long, I gotta get up early for a commercial audition tomorrow and I gotta look good. Im supposed to be playing a 19-year-old. (Everyone stops in their tracks upon hearing this.) What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So when you said, \"Get up early,\" did...
[ { "content": "Oh, 19! We thought you said 90!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay everybody, lets go! Lets go!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(To Phoebe) Hey, is uh the rest of my candy bar around here?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh honey no, you ate it all.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I was afraid of that.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(looking at her hand) Yknow what shoes would look great with this ring? Diamond shoes! (Sees Chandler sitting on the bed.) Youre not getting dressed. (Chandler quietly folds over the comforter on the bed making a spot for her.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Know what I mean?",...
[ { "content": "(chasing after him) Chandler! It happens to lots of guys! You-you-you were probably tired, you had a lot of champagne, dont worry about it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(motioning with his hands) Im not worried, Im uh, Im fascinated. Yknow its like uh, Biology! Which is funny beca...
[ { "content": "Phoebe!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "If you wouldve let me finish, it goes on to say that hes probably not gay.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Sure, you guys dont have this problem, youre made of wood. (Rachel comes out of the bathroom) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You look great!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(quietly) Oh, thanks.", "r...
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow! Happy Monicas night!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well thank you, you too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thanks.", "role": "user" }, { "c...
[ { "content": "Okay, this is getting a little crazy. I mean, Im-Im sure it would be amazing but Igotta say I really-really dont think it would be a good idea. Yknow? I really, reallydont.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Sup? Sup dude?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(putting his hands up) Take whatever you want, just please dont hurt me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So youre playing a little Playstation, huh? Thats whack! Playstation is whack! Sup with the whack Playstation, su...
[ { "content": "Phoebe! Come on! Lets go! (Knocks on her door.) Come on! (Phoebe enters with guitar and not ready to go.) Why arent you dressed yet?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im sorry, but I just wrote the best dance song for your wedding. Check this out. (Gets ready to play.)", "rol...
[ { "content": "Okay, Monica. Mon, uh what-what you just saw", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(interrupting) Can I ask you just a little question, huh? Why tonight?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "See, Ive been waiting my whole li...
[ { "content": "Oh my God! I cannot believe you guys are talking about this! The problems in the bedroom are between the man and the woman!!! All right?!! Now Chandler is doing the best he can!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(angrily) I dont think thats what they were talking about Joe!!", ...
[ { "content": "(shes strumming something) Yeah? (Joey nods yes.) Okay, I think Ill play it at the wedding.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! Well, I think well see if they actually let you play. Huh? I mean they tell you anything you want to hear like-like, \"You look 19,\" and then they just t...
[ { "content": "Guess who? (Enters fully.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, I just realized we kinda let some stuff up in the air", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What do you think Monica mean when she said she didnt want to ta...
[ { "content": "I cant believe her, yknow its justits so typical.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Now Monica, I know youre upset, but dont forget. There is going to be a wedding, you are going to throw the bouquet, and then theres going to be a honeymoon, maybe in Paris.", "role": "user" ...
[ { "content": "(in a French accent) Bonjour, monsieur.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, dont say anything, you might scare it away.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Its Paris, who knows were here!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(opening the door) Hi Pheebs, whats up? (She enters.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, you said I could sing at your wedding so, Im just gonna need a small deposit.", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "They break your heart, dont they?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yknow, I dont really their permission.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! If you wanna sing at their wedding, well you sing at their wedding!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yea...
[ { "content": "Oh, give her the deposit! Give her the ring! I dont care!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Monica, what did you mean before when you said you didnt want to talk to anyone, especially me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What a great apology! (To Monica) And you accept! Okay, bye-bye!", "role": "user" }, { "...
[ { "content": "Monica, what are you talking about?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "My Sweet Sixteen! Remember, you went to third base with my cousin Charlie.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Ahh, third base.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its all eve...
[ { "content": "Monica, your Sweet Sixteen was like a million years ago.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And yet, here we are doing it again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ugh, Monica I dont want to steal your stupid thunder!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh...
[ { "content": "(yelling after them) I cant believe youre gonna have sex on my engagement night!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, somebody should. (Monica glares at him.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Look uh, if were gonna do this", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Were not gonna do this, all right? Shes just gonna think that were doin it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I see, so everybody wins.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Who is it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(outside the door) Its Monica, open up!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay well Ross! Stop it please! Wait a minute! (Motions for him to follow her lead, but he angrily shakes his head no. So she pokes him.)", "role"...
[ { "content": "(To Ross) I dont care, she slept with me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Anyway sweetie, I am, Im so sorry I ruined your night.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(starting to cry) Im sorry I almost made you sleep with Ross. (They hug.)", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "(singing)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(interrupting her just in time) Hey! Heres a dollar, consider it a deposit. Please sing at our wedding.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh thank you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. (Goes back to bed.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Now (S...
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Who wants French toast?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, Ill have some!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good, me too. (Tosses him the loaf.) Eggs and milk a...
[ { "content": "And that should conclusively prove that I had the idea for Jurassic Park first! Now lets take a look at (Phoebe rushes in.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! Ross!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe, oh my God! Wh-wh-what are you doing here?", "role": "u...
[ { "content": "All right, so I havent cleared the budget with my parents yet, but tell me how this is for music.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right umm, a string quartet for the procession.", "role": "user" }, { "content": ...
[ { "content": "Hey little buddy, how are you feeling? (The duck does not get sick and Joey recoils in horror and heads for the couch.) What the hell is in that face cream? (Hes about to try out the couch but notices the bed in Rachels room. He walks into her room and feels the bed.) Thats so soft. (He pulls back...
[ { "content": "Uh, Phoebe", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh Ross, hi.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe, what are you doing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im sorry, Im with a client right now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe!", ...
[ { "content": "Phoebe, you cant massage people in my apartment!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whats the big deal? I did it at Monica and Chandlers!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And they knew about it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(pause as she considers it) ...
[ { "content": "Hey Joey, what cha doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sweepin. Why? Turn you on?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Huh. What if I was sweeping a chimney?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey, di...
[ { "content": "Where are you going? The vicar wont be home for hours.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Joey, (nervously) where did you learn that word?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Where do you think, (pause) Zelda?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(gasps) You found my book?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah I did!", "role": "user" }, ...
[ { "content": "Hello.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh no-no, she-shes out for the night.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Can I, can I help you with something?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(deadpan) Yes I am.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh yeah, I should probably call them.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, I dont think I ever heard that story.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh dad, really you dont need to", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What a sweet story.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, at least youre not hearing it for the first time at your fifth grade Halloween party.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Anyway, were really excited about our wedding plans, and well I guess pretty soon well be making a big withdrawal from the Monica wedding fund. (Chandler and her laugh, but her parents dont.) What?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What happened? You still have the Monica wedding fund dont you?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I dont believe you spent my wedding fund on the beach house!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You bought the beach house when I was 23!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What about when I started dating Chandler?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Clearly I did not start drinking enough at the start of the meal. (Starts to make up for lost time and takes a big swig of his drink.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I cant believe it! That there is no money for my wedding?!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay! Now, Im going to touch you. (He does so, very gingerly.) Ohh, thats soft. (He starts poking him and notices his salad spoons and starts to massage him with those.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I cant believe this. Do you think that your parents could help pay for it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont know, my mother spent most of her money on her fourth wedding. Shes saving the rest for her divorce. And any extra cash my father has he saves for his yearly trips to (Pa...
[ { "content": "Well, come on, Ive been saving this money for six years and I kinda had some of it earmarked for the future, not just for a party.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(reading the slip of paper) Wow! (In a sultry voice) Hello, Mr. Chandler.", "role": "user" }, { "content...
[ { "content": "Hey Rach.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(quietly) Joey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey Rach, do you smell smoke?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh-huh, I get it, smoke, chimney, chimney sweep, very funny, ha-ha.", "role": "assistant" }, ...
[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Listen umm, Ive been thinking, its not fair for me to ask you to spend all of your money on our wedding. I mean, you work, you work really hard for that.", "role": "assistant" }, { ...
[ { "content": "Hello, Zelda.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Who are you supposed to be?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The vicar!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Do you even know what a vicar is?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Like a goalie, ri...
[ { "content": "Hey, you guys!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So, what do you think?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "About what?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you kidding? Okay, Ill give you a hint; Ill giv...
[ { "content": "So what do you guys want for an engagement present?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats okay Pheebs, were not having a party or anything, so you dont have to get us", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(interrupts him) If someone wants to give us a present, we dont wa...
[ { "content": "Do you know what I was thinkin?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nothing, I just like to go like this. (Does it again.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering from the bathrooms) Hey Chandler, what are you doing...
[ { "content": "Whats wrong Phoebe?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I just went to my old apartment to get you the-the cookie recipe and the stupid fire burned it up!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No!! Why didnt you make a copy and-and keep it in a fireproof box and keep it at l...
[ { "content": "Okay, we owe you a present.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Two! Ive been engaged twice!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(drinking a beer) Look at this clown! Just because hes got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river. (Yelling) Get out of the way jackass! (To Rachel) Who names his boat Coast Guard anyway?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That is the Coast Guard.", "role": "use...
[ { "content": "Times up, now your dead.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And deaf!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, you just go on and make your little jokey-jokes, but if you do not know what you are doing out at sea you will die at sea. Am I getting through to you sailor?! ...
[ { "content": "All right, I definitely taste nutmeg.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You dont? (Laughs) Well, thats the difference between a professional and a layman.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That and arrogance.", ...
[ { "content": "(recoils in horror) Women are mean!!! (Storms out.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I cant believe that! Now the only thing left of my grandmothers legacy is this crumb. (She picks it up with her finger and holds it out to Monica.) I wish you a long and happy marriage.", "ro...
[ { "content": "Guys?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Over here. (You can see Ross sitting at the far wall.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God Chandler! I cant believe it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You gave my father a lap dance!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why do they put so much steam in there?!", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "If that is your father calling to tell this story then the marriage is off!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(takes the phone from Ross) Come on. (Answering phone) Hello? (Listens) Im sorry you have the wrong number. (Listens) (Whispering) Okay, Ill call you later dad. I love you...
[ { "content": "(getting up) All right, Im off to see your dad.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whoa-whoa, arent you a little over dressed?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(laughing) Yeah, and-and you better make sure he tips you this time.", "role": "assistant" }, { "...
[ { "content": "Okay, heres batch 22. Ohh, maybe thesell taste a little like your grandmothers. This has a little bit of orange peel, but no nutmeg.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Lets give it a shot.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. Man, I have not made this many cookies si...
[ { "content": "Ohh, these are pretty good.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, but not as good as batch 17.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Which one was that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The ones we had right after you almost threw up.", "role": "assistan...
[ { "content": "Okay Joey honey, youre doing really good! All right, now Im just gonna need you to step to the port side. (Joey pauses as he tries to remember which side is the port side.) Remember? Remember how we talked about the port side?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh yeah.", "rol...
[ { "content": "Yknow, I bet it would actually make my grandmother very happy to know that were trying to figure out her recipe. I bet shes l-l-lookin up at us and smiling right now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Looking up?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeahNo, she was rea...
[ { "content": "So you understand, Id feel a lot more comfortable if you didnt tell people what happened. Yknow, Im a littleIm a little embarrassed about it.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What did you do when they found out?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So I guess we wear swimsuits in here!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well Joey, I hate to admit it, your way of sailing is a lot more fun.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah. Hey, why dont you give a pull on that rope? (Points.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh were not sailing.", "role": "user" }, { "content"...
[ { "content": "Ohh whoops.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Careful! Youre wasting good pastrami! (Gasps.) Oh my God! Im my dad!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(laughing and turning off the TV) So, what did you guys think?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(on phone) Hello? (Listens) Hold on please. Joey, its your mom. (Hands him the phone.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its your mommy. Its your mommy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohhhh", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats nice.", "role":...
[ { "content": "What are you gonna do Pheebs?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont know. I dont know. I cant lie to him again. Oh no Ino! Im just gonna press my breasts up against him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And say nothing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": ...
[ { "content": "Phoebe, do you think that your favorite animal says much about you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? You mean behind my back?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering, excitedly) Oh! Hi you guys, oh my God! Youll never gonna believe happened to me today! I am...
[ { "content": "Joey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, you werent finished?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! Guess who walks into my office is the end of my story. (To Monica and Phoebe) It was Ralph Lauren! (Monica and Phoebe gasp) Ralph Lauren walked into my office!", ...
[ { "content": "(jumps up) WellI got a head rush from standing up to fast right there.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(reading the resume) And you were at this job for four years?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, well this is all very impressive Hilda, um I just have one last question for you. Uh, how did I do? Was this okay?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ive never interviewed anyone before. Ive actually never had anyone work for me before. Although when I was a kid, we did have a maid, but this is-this isnt the same thing.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I knew you were likely to take a wife!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(yelling through the door) Can we come it yet?! Were dying out here!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come in! Come in! (Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe burst through the door.) Were engaged!!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ohhh, this is the least jealous Ive ever been!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no wait no, this is wrong! Ross isnt here!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh hell, hes done this three times! He knows what its about...

[ { "content": "Hey, whats going on?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I found a note on my door, \"Come to Monicas quick, bring champagne and a Three Musketeers bar.\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(grabbing the candy bar) Y...

[ { "content": "(yelling at the top of her lungs) Im engaged!!!!!! Im engaged!!!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, shes been out there for twenty minutes, Im surprised you didnt hear her on the way over.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I thought it was just a kid yelling, \"Im gay! Im gay!\" Can I bring her in?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no, let her stay out t...

[ { "content": "Im getting married!!!! Im gonna be a bride!!!! (Someone else yells at her.) No, I will not shut up because Im engaged! (He yells again.) Ohh, big talk! Huh, why dont you come over here and say that to me?! Huh, buddy?! Yeah, my fiancee will kick your ass! (Chandler starts to look worried.) Come on...

[ { "content": "(To Ross) Okay, you get her in here. (To Joey) You bolt the door. Ill be in the closet.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay! Wait-wait-wait! Shhh! (Bangs on her class with a spoon to make a toast.) Okay, umm, I just wanna say thatI love you guys so-so much and-and thank you for being here on my special night. (Chandler clears his throat.) Our special night. I mean it just wouldnt be myour-our night, if you all wer...

[ { "content": "So have you decided on a band for the wedding? Because, yknow, Im kinda musical.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah Pheebs, honey, she just got engaged a couple of hours ago. I doubt shes even had time to", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well speaking of chiming i...

[ { "content": "But I-I-I cant stay too long, I gotta get up early for a commercial audition tomorrow and I gotta look good. Im supposed to be playing a 19-year-old. (Everyone stops in their tracks upon hearing this.) What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So when you said, \"Get up early,\" did...

[ { "content": "Oh, 19! We thought you said 90!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay everybody, lets go! Lets go!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(To Phoebe) Hey, is uh the rest of my candy bar around here?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh honey no, you ate it all.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I was afraid of that.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(looking at her hand) Yknow what shoes would look great with this ring? Diamond shoes! (Sees Chandler sitting on the bed.) Youre not getting dressed. (Chandler quietly folds over the comforter on the bed making a spot for her.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Know what I mean?",...

[ { "content": "(chasing after him) Chandler! It happens to lots of guys! You-you-you were probably tired, you had a lot of champagne, dont worry about it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(motioning with his hands) Im not worried, Im uh, Im fascinated. Yknow its like uh, Biology! Which is funny beca...

[ { "content": "Phoebe!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "If you wouldve let me finish, it goes on to say that hes probably not gay.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Sure, you guys dont have this problem, youre made of wood. (Rachel comes out of the bathroom) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You look great!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(quietly) Oh, thanks.", "r...

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow! Happy Monicas night!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well thank you, you too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thanks.", "role": "user" }, { "c...

[ { "content": "Okay, this is getting a little crazy. I mean, Im-Im sure it would be amazing but Igotta say I really-really dont think it would be a good idea. Yknow? I really, reallydont.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Sup? Sup dude?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(putting his hands up) Take whatever you want, just please dont hurt me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So youre playing a little Playstation, huh? Thats whack! Playstation is whack! Sup with the whack Playstation, su...

[ { "content": "Phoebe! Come on! Lets go! (Knocks on her door.) Come on! (Phoebe enters with guitar and not ready to go.) Why arent you dressed yet?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im sorry, but I just wrote the best dance song for your wedding. Check this out. (Gets ready to play.)", "rol...

[ { "content": "Okay, Monica. Mon, uh what-what you just saw", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(interrupting) Can I ask you just a little question, huh? Why tonight?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "See, Ive been waiting my whole li...

[ { "content": "Oh my God! I cannot believe you guys are talking about this! The problems in the bedroom are between the man and the woman!!! All right?!! Now Chandler is doing the best he can!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(angrily) I dont think thats what they were talking about Joe!!", ...

[ { "content": "(shes strumming something) Yeah? (Joey nods yes.) Okay, I think Ill play it at the wedding.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! Well, I think well see if they actually let you play. Huh? I mean they tell you anything you want to hear like-like, \"You look 19,\" and then they just t...

[ { "content": "Guess who? (Enters fully.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, I just realized we kinda let some stuff up in the air", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What do you think Monica mean when she said she didnt want to ta...

[ { "content": "I cant believe her, yknow its justits so typical.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Now Monica, I know youre upset, but dont forget. There is going to be a wedding, you are going to throw the bouquet, and then theres going to be a honeymoon, maybe in Paris.", "role": "user" ...

[ { "content": "(in a French accent) Bonjour, monsieur.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, dont say anything, you might scare it away.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Its Paris, who knows were here!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(opening the door) Hi Pheebs, whats up? (She enters.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, you said I could sing at your wedding so, Im just gonna need a small deposit.", "role": "user" }, { ...

[ { "content": "They break your heart, dont they?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yknow, I dont really their permission.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! If you wanna sing at their wedding, well you sing at their wedding!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yea...

[ { "content": "Oh, give her the deposit! Give her the ring! I dont care!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Monica, what did you mean before when you said you didnt want to talk to anyone, especially me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What a great apology! (To Monica) And you accept! Okay, bye-bye!", "role": "user" }, { "...

[ { "content": "Monica, what are you talking about?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "My Sweet Sixteen! Remember, you went to third base with my cousin Charlie.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Ahh, third base.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its all eve...

[ { "content": "Monica, your Sweet Sixteen was like a million years ago.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And yet, here we are doing it again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ugh, Monica I dont want to steal your stupid thunder!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh...

[ { "content": "(yelling after them) I cant believe youre gonna have sex on my engagement night!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, somebody should. (Monica glares at him.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Look uh, if were gonna do this", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Were not gonna do this, all right? Shes just gonna think that were doin it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I see, so everybody wins.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Who is it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(outside the door) Its Monica, open up!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay well Ross! Stop it please! Wait a minute! (Motions for him to follow her lead, but he angrily shakes his head no. So she pokes him.)", "role"...

[ { "content": "(To Ross) I dont care, she slept with me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Anyway sweetie, I am, Im so sorry I ruined your night.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(starting to cry) Im sorry I almost made you sleep with Ross. (They hug.)", "role": "user" }, { ...

[ { "content": "(singing)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(interrupting her just in time) Hey! Heres a dollar, consider it a deposit. Please sing at our wedding.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh thank you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. (Goes back to bed.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Now (S...

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Who wants French toast?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, Ill have some!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good, me too. (Tosses him the loaf.) Eggs and milk a...

[ { "content": "And that should conclusively prove that I had the idea for Jurassic Park first! Now lets take a look at (Phoebe rushes in.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! Ross!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe, oh my God! Wh-wh-what are you doing here?", "role": "u...

[ { "content": "All right, so I havent cleared the budget with my parents yet, but tell me how this is for music.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right umm, a string quartet for the procession.", "role": "user" }, { "content": ...

[ { "content": "Hey little buddy, how are you feeling? (The duck does not get sick and Joey recoils in horror and heads for the couch.) What the hell is in that face cream? (Hes about to try out the couch but notices the bed in Rachels room. He walks into her room and feels the bed.) Thats so soft. (He pulls back...

[ { "content": "Uh, Phoebe", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh Ross, hi.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe, what are you doing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im sorry, Im with a client right now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe!", ...

[ { "content": "Phoebe, you cant massage people in my apartment!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whats the big deal? I did it at Monica and Chandlers!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And they knew about it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(pause as she considers it) ...

[ { "content": "Hey Joey, what cha doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sweepin. Why? Turn you on?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Huh. What if I was sweeping a chimney?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey, di...

[ { "content": "Where are you going? The vicar wont be home for hours.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Joey, (nervously) where did you learn that word?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Where do you think, (pause) Zelda?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(gasps) You found my book?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah I did!", "role": "user" }, ...

[ { "content": "Hello.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh no-no, she-shes out for the night.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Can I, can I help you with something?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(deadpan) Yes I am.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh yeah, I should probably call them.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, I dont think I ever heard that story.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh dad, really you dont need to", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What a sweet story.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, at least youre not hearing it for the first time at your fifth grade Halloween party.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Anyway, were really excited about our wedding plans, and well I guess pretty soon well be making a big withdrawal from the Monica wedding fund. (Chandler and her laugh, but her parents dont.) What?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What happened? You still have the Monica wedding fund dont you?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I dont believe you spent my wedding fund on the beach house!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You bought the beach house when I was 23!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What about when I started dating Chandler?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Clearly I did not start drinking enough at the start of the meal. (Starts to make up for lost time and takes a big swig of his drink.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I cant believe it! That there is no money for my wedding?!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay! Now, Im going to touch you. (He does so, very gingerly.) Ohh, thats soft. (He starts poking him and notices his salad spoons and starts to massage him with those.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I cant believe this. Do you think that your parents could help pay for it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont know, my mother spent most of her money on her fourth wedding. Shes saving the rest for her divorce. And any extra cash my father has he saves for his yearly trips to (Pa...

[ { "content": "Well, come on, Ive been saving this money for six years and I kinda had some of it earmarked for the future, not just for a party.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(reading the slip of paper) Wow! (In a sultry voice) Hello, Mr. Chandler.", "role": "user" }, { "content...

[ { "content": "Hey Rach.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(quietly) Joey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey Rach, do you smell smoke?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh-huh, I get it, smoke, chimney, chimney sweep, very funny, ha-ha.", "role": "assistant" }, ...

[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Listen umm, Ive been thinking, its not fair for me to ask you to spend all of your money on our wedding. I mean, you work, you work really hard for that.", "role": "assistant" }, { ...

[ { "content": "Hello, Zelda.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Who are you supposed to be?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The vicar!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Do you even know what a vicar is?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Like a goalie, ri...

[ { "content": "Hey, you guys!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "So, what do you think?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "About what?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you kidding? Okay, Ill give you a hint; Ill giv...

[ { "content": "So what do you guys want for an engagement present?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats okay Pheebs, were not having a party or anything, so you dont have to get us", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(interrupts him) If someone wants to give us a present, we dont wa...

[ { "content": "Do you know what I was thinkin?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nothing, I just like to go like this. (Does it again.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering from the bathrooms) Hey Chandler, what are you doing...

[ { "content": "Whats wrong Phoebe?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I just went to my old apartment to get you the-the cookie recipe and the stupid fire burned it up!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No!! Why didnt you make a copy and-and keep it in a fireproof box and keep it at l...

[ { "content": "Okay, we owe you a present.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Two! Ive been engaged twice!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(drinking a beer) Look at this clown! Just because hes got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river. (Yelling) Get out of the way jackass! (To Rachel) Who names his boat Coast Guard anyway?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That is the Coast Guard.", "role": "use...

[ { "content": "Times up, now your dead.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And deaf!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, you just go on and make your little jokey-jokes, but if you do not know what you are doing out at sea you will die at sea. Am I getting through to you sailor?! ...

[ { "content": "All right, I definitely taste nutmeg.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You dont? (Laughs) Well, thats the difference between a professional and a layman.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That and arrogance.", ...

[ { "content": "(recoils in horror) Women are mean!!! (Storms out.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I cant believe that! Now the only thing left of my grandmothers legacy is this crumb. (She picks it up with her finger and holds it out to Monica.) I wish you a long and happy marriage.", "ro...

[ { "content": "Guys?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Over here. (You can see Ross sitting at the far wall.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God Chandler! I cant believe it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You gave my father a lap dance!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why do they put so much steam in there?!", "role": "user" }, { ...

[ { "content": "If that is your father calling to tell this story then the marriage is off!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(takes the phone from Ross) Come on. (Answering phone) Hello? (Listens) Im sorry you have the wrong number. (Listens) (Whispering) Okay, Ill call you later dad. I love you...

[ { "content": "(getting up) All right, Im off to see your dad.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whoa-whoa, arent you a little over dressed?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(laughing) Yeah, and-and you better make sure he tips you this time.", "role": "assistant" }, { "...

[ { "content": "Okay, heres batch 22. Ohh, maybe thesell taste a little like your grandmothers. This has a little bit of orange peel, but no nutmeg.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Lets give it a shot.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. Man, I have not made this many cookies si...

[ { "content": "Ohh, these are pretty good.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, but not as good as batch 17.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Which one was that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The ones we had right after you almost threw up.", "role": "assistan...

[ { "content": "Okay Joey honey, youre doing really good! All right, now Im just gonna need you to step to the port side. (Joey pauses as he tries to remember which side is the port side.) Remember? Remember how we talked about the port side?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh yeah.", "rol...

[ { "content": "Yknow, I bet it would actually make my grandmother very happy to know that were trying to figure out her recipe. I bet shes l-l-lookin up at us and smiling right now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Looking up?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeahNo, she was rea...

[ { "content": "So you understand, Id feel a lot more comfortable if you didnt tell people what happened. Yknow, Im a littleIm a little embarrassed about it.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What did you do when they found out?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "So I guess we wear swimsuits in here!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well Joey, I hate to admit it, your way of sailing is a lot more fun.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah. Hey, why dont you give a pull on that rope? (Points.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh were not sailing.", "role": "user" }, { "content"...

[ { "content": "Ohh whoops.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Careful! Youre wasting good pastrami! (Gasps.) Oh my God! Im my dad!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(laughing and turning off the TV) So, what did you guys think?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(on phone) Hello? (Listens) Hold on please. Joey, its your mom. (Hands him the phone.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its your mommy. Its your mommy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohhhh", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats nice.", "role":...

[ { "content": "What are you gonna do Pheebs?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont know. I dont know. I cant lie to him again. Oh no Ino! Im just gonna press my breasts up against him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And say nothing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": ...

[ { "content": "Phoebe, do you think that your favorite animal says much about you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? You mean behind my back?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering, excitedly) Oh! Hi you guys, oh my God! Youll never gonna believe happened to me today! I am...

[ { "content": "Joey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, you werent finished?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! Guess who walks into my office is the end of my story. (To Monica and Phoebe) It was Ralph Lauren! (Monica and Phoebe gasp) Ralph Lauren walked into my office!", ...

[ { "content": "(jumps up) WellI got a head rush from standing up to fast right there.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(reading the resume) And you were at this job for four years?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, well this is all very impressive Hilda, um I just have one last question for you. Uh, how did I do? Was this okay?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ive never interviewed anyone before. Ive actually never had anyone work for me before. Although when I was a kid, we did have a maid, but this is-this isnt the same thing.", "role": "assistant" } ]