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That's Jofas soft side, don't let him fool you though, kid has the silkiest mitts out there |
@ShitNobodySays LIES SPINACH IS GREAT #iloveitforreal |
@BrookeWilks_23 I didn't somebody hacked me |
Zodiacs on Netflix!!!! Fuck yes! |
@Saint_Nick17 omggggg hahaha I'm retarded. I really juuuuuust said aunt hahaha talking and tweeting doesn't work for my apparently |
UGHHHH can I please be Blair Waldorf?! #perfection |
your laugh is the best sound I've ever heard. |
Might as well win the heisman on NCAA while waiting for madden in the mail \ud83d\ude0f |
I've had this scar on my face since I was five... Why Is it just now bothering me. \ud83d\ude1e |
#KissAustin @KISS985BUFFALO @judkiss985 \u2764\u2764\u2764\u2764 |
Convincing @kristipawlowicz to get a tattoo with me is next to impossible. #tweetsfromthetoilet |
@NickHuhman_3 because u have herpes? |
@TheRealNardawg pretties!!! \ud83d\udc4d |
I got a good bit of sun today \ud83d\ude4c\ud83d\ude0d\u2600 |
I love being an adult and doing whatever I want |
@Bdad7 @Pagani51 you guys are probably right.. If you see me tomorrow all jacked up, it's from falling down the stairs not her |
I don't need expensive things, what I want doesn't need to be under a tree baby all I want for Christmas is you \ud83d\udc8b |
Had to go get a red bull I'm dragging well not anymore thanks to red bull and Dan |
Kim is totally my lady crush.. I have no shame! She's fucking gorgeous! |
@treywillboy lmao Ida done the same if I could of |
@ambereneee so why are there no pics of you an dad \ud83d\ude08 |
I was gonna lay down and watch this movie, but all 4 dogs insisted on sitting with me! #Can'tcomplain #MYbestfriends |
Rain Dogs for life |
@morganfurness yes I'm staying the night lovey |
College basketball > NBA |
gummy krabby patties! omg. heaven. |
Im.def out now |
We're best friends because we both know what it's like to have other people jealous of us |
@C_Foust because someone was in mine! |
@TheDoorMatt26 \ud83c\udfc6 |
S/O to @ShaynaRae15 for being absolutely beautiful. \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude4c\ud83d\ude4f\ud83d\udc4c |
Seeing fig drive right past me without acknowledging me\ud83d\udc94 there is obviously someone else. |
Lace up them shoes up boyyy.. bout to get shown up.. |
random hannah appreciation tweet |
@dbulbach Missouri |
@willeyator meanie |
@goodgraces_ oh no I hate you I was just curious because someone out there might not hate you and you didn't really give them an option |
@CBauerNFLDraft yeah that's who I see in terms of passing ability. JF a better scrambler. |
Got a terrible cold sore |
@devaniekid lololol wwwwwtf! Whose your doc? |
Happy National Hug Your Cat Day\ud83d\udc31 |
@rothrock_sarah @nicktarity215 @dschil69 @GodorecciCG3 lets stop this bullshit |
@Nick4Murray you aren't fat nick.. Lol. \ud83d\ude21 |
Of course the campaign is on |
@stephenasmith ......and I love him like a brotha |
You know your fridge is on crack when you find ice in your Gatorade |
Yeah Thursdays are my least favorite day of the week for sure |
@SimmsMadeline one of the many embarrassing factors in this picture |
the love for brennen is real |
The problem is that we've more empty rooms than homeless. |
Now I'm sad again |
@SEALofHonor @Vote4Wallace They ARE the stars. Unacknowledged, unappreciated by too many, enemy to malignant evil. JustCallHisNameProvision |
Uhh it's called personal space. |
Literally why do I have to go to school tomorrow |
@KajsaAndrea idk yet it still might sell for above the reserve price |
PROMPROMPROMPROMPROMPROM |
@okanovicc annoying people \ud83d\ude12 |
@Caitomlinson @chanelpuke THEYRE EVERYWHERE \ud83d\ude16\ud83d\ude2d |
@KayGehres this is true. The brain is an asshole the majority of the time anyway. |
I swear this is the longest Friday ever.. EVER. |
@_toriroy GO HOME |
@renagerie For those few times I leave the TweetBot world, I miss it each and every tweet. (all clients should have mute) |
And we are off !! #calibound \ud83d\ude0e\ud83d\udc4c |
Making a rare appearance outside of the house |
I put my phone down in the weirdest places. |
So apparently I can favorite my own tweet.... Wow |
@bryanafelix @justinbieber yes it does because we share a love for him \ud83d\ude0dand we all share the same dream of him noticing us |
Only a fool trips on what is behind him. |
@Jordanbullerman haha classy |
To the early morn |
Im an idiot |
Bco 1/75 Weapons I keep trying to find me & I know I'm out there but I'm lost but I'm keeping me safe until I find me again RLTW #ArmyStrong |
@Linds_Nicole18 how did I guess? LoL Typical! |
@kerri123xoo Brandon it's came over |
@Cate_R19 you're still alive to me don't worry |
Ignorance? I didn |
Hey Jess why don't you go take the cheese off your pizza with a fork n00b |
@DaneeeMarie love love it !! |
@KaylaGrounds lmao... We just seem to have to same opinion about everyone! |
wish Brendan didn't have to leave me to go plow \ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude14 |
@NicoleLGee haha but I could possibly do that sometime. Its only a few minutes down the road from my house |
If we don't remember eating $13 of McDonalds at 7am, it doesn't count right?! @eskimokissses |
hope I get accepted to Quinnipiac only so I can be at college with my bestieeeee @ahoover7 |
Disappointed with the loss but hole shit what a hockey game #becauseitsthecup |
I need a brewskiiii |
@rachel_burris ookkaayyyy |
@GRANTyouatweet bored . tired. hot. how are you? long lost friend who never talks to me anymore |
Why did my mom just call a neck on me |
@jserme11 oh bad mistake #TeamAndroid |
Wow. Thats cool. |
Bought to pay for christmas boxes with dimes \ud83d\ude0a Happy Holidays!!! |
@kristadisalvo may just answer the study guide and type it up I'm doing that meow |
@kylierenee29 @jeneececilia22 @LAURiSA_ ...... Right now... Lol |
@justbrendap haha! Just the way I think, I think? I changed the seething :) |
@brittanyurm i love you very much, happy 8 babe\ud83d\ude18, and of course you had to call me ellen\ud83d\ude0f |
i need more wine.. |
@BrianHendrixon it's what to drink AFTER you are drunk. Haha |
It's love that keeps the darkness away. |
Another great weekend for bowhunting . Weather was perfect. Saw three doe and a small buck sunday morning . Three does sunday evening . |
Any of my lakewood buddies have Craig and Faiths number? DM me or text me if you do. Be greatly appreciated! |
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