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I just a deer....with my new truck...that I got today... #FUCK |
@andersonj I just saw the promotion. Congrats. It's well deserved! |
like I want to play soccer but then I don't |
I locked myself out of the school.. |
I've also seen a couple of sites project the MAC champ to Baton Rouge (LSU) or Bloomington (Indiana). The latter would be especially fun. |
My mommys home ! |
Found a full pack of gum while cleaning out my car AND the biebs just came on! Best. Day. Ever! |
@Espngreeny it's not the players either. It's the media that complains cuz they want to go to the warm weather |
\@applecross22: Ej and Abby are so happening! #Days\" Oh yeah!! The chem is definitely there!" |
@TayManess you're so gorgeousssss |
@Fabiobird oh god |
Going to this swim meet for bonus points #ineedthem |
Is it just me or does Bruno Mars new song 'young girls' seem kind of pedophilishh?... |
Literally just came up with the most perfect plan |
Why is this such an internal struggle |
@EmmaValentine31 you're a #NERD jk you're a #MEGANERD. |
@indyrallen I caught that, but I really despise Weiner. |
@Ashhhleighhhh56 hahaha I can't believe she still rocks them! |
@Big__Dik_Bandit im down @Sneaky_MTS |
I'm sleep deprived.. |
@CowboyKrisko let's make a truce. You had my ramun! |
Fall and winter weather makes me want to cuddle up and be lazy... this is a problem. |
@Sipple104 @JLG3325 okay, let me get this right. You work at a gas station and your dad changed oil for a livin? And you know so much? \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 |
Just got approved for my first credit card! Hollaaaaaa |
A sledgehammer gun sounds like the perfect tool for the zombie apocalypse. #CatchingUp on #CitizenRadio |
@bethnj79 Definitely like now... |
You say remember that life is not to be wasted we can always be chasing the sun. |
MY MOM AND LARRY ARE BUYING ME A CAR, YAY. Now all I need is my license |
@MelBells15 \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 smelly ass bus |
@austinwilde how much will the monthly subscription be for your new site?! How soon can you sign up?! Pretty stoked..missed seeing your work |
I've been going on and on forever. |
He's so attractive to me\ud83d\ude18 |
Who has an extra scantron bubble sheet I can have!?! |
I wonder if your mom knows you're a whore. |
To all inspiring dj's, y'all should consider doing a mix to latch by disclosure, if you haven't done so already \ud83d\ude0f |
cant wait to have lobster, scallops and all that good stuff for dinner with @JCastelli_ \ud83d\ude0d |
@JebHindle66 it isnt |
I just want connor ... :( |
You ma'am love to make me miserable don't you? Kay. Don't plan on me talking to you!!! \ud83d\ude00\ud83d\udc4c |
I'm not about playing those mind games. \u270c |
@nickkokonas we just had the pleasure of trying that new dish on Sat. Night and it was amazing @Gachatz @mikebagale |
but wait I wonder how many other girls he's saying the exact same shit to |
@OJSipsomn that's exactly what I thought |
@m0ratheexpl0rer We are dominating :-) |
@Myss_Neash @UN_Defeated hahaha I wouldn't even know what functional was |
@KalenTKelley what are you doing tonight! |
Bagel Bar is weird without @xIts_Bay_Bayx |
@ethan_eldridge we up by 12 it's gonna be ok hahahaha for now. |
I sat in the office for two hours to get my schedule, and it's all messed up.... Great \ud83d\ude12\ud83d\udd2b |
Can't even stop.. |
Trying to watch the #Gators and #MNF at the same time \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d |
@juliiadalton #fitbit @fitbit |
Hardest thing I've ever had to do... #Tryouts #Motivation \ud83c\udfc0 |
@8jackery8 next time next time\ud83d\ude18 |
@VRaffone12 loser |
Bitches love viola players |
It's time to quit calling them a Cinderella team they're in the sweet 16 they're legit #FGCU |
@MettaWorldPeace Where is your favorite place to vacation? |
Building a robot son because you're lonely. ...and possibly disturbed emotionally #MostAwkwardSituations |
@NeighNeighhh_ I'm so excited!!!\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d |
And I'm wasted, you can taste it. Don't look at me that way. |
Ugh black pants are so hard to keep clean |
Mental Conditioning |
@Lydiaxo12 yanno where he gets it from |
#tooearly |
This TLC movie is playing my jams! The girl playing Chili is spot on too. |
I'm not a big Vikings fan. But DAMN Petterson! |
@HoonSuh did you have to take the final before you left?! |
The battles in your hands now, but I would lay my armor down. |
it's funny because I remember saying the same thing except I actually meant it. you don't have a life or a future for that matter. |
@dizzzzzyg can I get some |
@ryansullivan05 nice |
@zachbraff sweetie, people are mean. You're Jewish, you should know that by now... |
@techyturner IDK! But it's intriguing nonetheless! |
I didn't know I couldn't have guy friends when, last time I checked, I was single. |
@LexLuger_ yeah for sure. And if the next person doesn't it's their loss. |
@Channel23hahaha agreed. Terrible. |
Kind of just wanna go home for a day.... |
It takes me about a week to get friend zones yeah |
@JonBonczyk05 you and tommy should take me and jord to chipotle\ud83d\ude01 |
@tonebonez oh okay! I've heard it's really nice there. |
@britneyspears watching the vikings with my doggie |
Emotions can over take actions it's what you do in those actions that matter |
I have yet to win a game on quiz up |
I ate all of my no bakes \ud83d\ude16\ud83d\ude2b |
@GieseAimee @baller_alexis BAHAHAHAHA surely not Grandma nut..!? \ud83d\ude28\ud83d\ude02 |
My dad won't get me popcorn because he doesn't love me. |
4 game-winning buzzer beaters in one night..wow! Alabama's was SICK! #releford |
Great Night @jonna_white |
@rrrachel08 pour a glass of wine on it. If that doesn't work. Hit the input button on the side until its on HDMI 1 or 2. |
Why am I still at work on this amazing day?! |
At this rate, it's going to be 7:30 before #oomf finishes her salad. |
Country must me country wide |
Headed back to bay boys last game they are getting better but have a long way to go |
@DiBrodel you take it easy baby like it when you're wild and crazy now that turns me on big time but I'll be easy on you you're at work haha |
I'm dying to dye my hair brown again!!!! |
really happy for Cody going to the NBA but I think completing his degree is unrealisitic at this point since he hasnt been thru ICORE #iubb |
What's the point. |
stop |
I love getting screamed at over the tellex. #not |
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