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Third time this week I've been asked if I have a girlfriend @theycallmevag #duh |
@pepper__spray haha I had Chinese too!! #teamlard |
Same game plan against Lebron as always. HAVE to change it. Easy to contain. |
One more drink( and by one more I mean the rest of the bottle) |
@schyler_08 I just did. Hahaha. That just made my day. |
No no it's cool I love when you have the tv on full blast when I said I was taking a nap, good looks bren. |
Lunch date \ud83d\udc97 |
I'm deathly afraid ill be one of those people that never finds someone else.. |
yeah I'm ready for today to be over. |
@littlejard sounds relaxing. Enjoy ;) |
@delaneymaria that's so rad |
Jailbroke my ipod |
I finally found the missing sock eaten by the dryer! The dryer is a cruel kidnapper! |
I feel so sick \ud83d\ude37\ud83d\ude29 |
WKU, go home. You're drunk. |
This guy has some serious stones man |
Why am I always hungry \ud83d\ude29\ud83d\ude29 |
Why did I leave for work so early again #dying |
@atlbravesfan_84 you probably should have continued vacuuming. I'm actually cheering for the falcons today! I hate the Seahawks |
Zach is gonna die. |
@TheScottBoyd we is |
Hungry |
Really wishing I was going to the Pats game with my stepdad today... |
@SavvyBallard you're turning into SPIDERMAN. \ud83d\udc1c |
Ok let's talk about signs and flags. What to bring? #Louisville2013 |
@edsheeran #ilovechipsandcheese favorite Disney character? |
@Luke5SOS you should get your lip peirced.... <---- don't got a clue if thats how you spell that |
tonight really showed youre true colors. sad that some people turn out to be a total let down |
Christ this is no Super Bowl |
@GettingThere126 Swim... Switch it up! :) |
@HeyImChristin we need to go to steak and shake at like 2 am at some point haha |
but my next pay will be like 500 \ud83d\ude01 that's 350 more than my last one hahahahahaha \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 |
@Mike_Miller_17 but it's still 14 degrees the would never give us off school for that |
I have a Keek now...definitely better than snapchat and vine! |
Chief Keef Fuckin Up. Lolololol |
Team camp today \ud83d\ude0c\ud83d\udc4d\ud83c\udfc0 |
@Flutronix do you ever not get reception in NYC? Lol |
One of them nights |
@JumpManOneFive what's up Steven A? |
I fucking love my roommate more than life #bestfriend @amandashea1012 \ud83d\udc6d\ud83d\udc6f\ud83d\udc9e |
@brookelenaa Be there in five minutes #iwish |
@throwur_HANZ_up text me if you need to! I'll listen! |
Pitch Perfect was such a cute movie!\ud83c\udfb6 |
@jrgandy99 i'm aware lol |
@MarissaDzanis you too ! \ud83d\udc95 and don't worry he was deff missing you today \ud83d\ude02 |
@Mariah_love23 okay it was more than okay But what made it good was you |
Hey @brittany22xo what were you guys gonna show us again? |
Success doesn't come to you; you go to it. - Marva Collins #inspirational |
@BookerguyTBay it's not that hard cause I have two tablets so each one has the a Twitter account logged in so I just go from one 2 the other |
Who else wants to punch Mother Nature in the cunt? |
That snap chat of me flipping you off was meant for @broseph2652 miss you @13diaz |
i honestly feel like sitting here & crying right now . #INEEDMYMEDS |
@ChadMattison_ @baileyterry22 plug your noses you puss cakes |
Getting me some new sperrys today |
@CellyHard because 'Murica and also the American hero, Mike Modano |
My aunt told me to wear a dress tomorrow. PROBABLY not. |
So much to be thankful for this holiday season! Rick and my grandma both are now cancer free \ud83d\ude04 |
My sister in law is gorg @missp14 #perfection |
@katie__krull not you obvi \ud83d\ude18 |
Basically screwed for my math midterm and probably my final too. #HappyMonday |
Own that shit |
Wind 5.6 mph WSW. Barometer 1015.5 mb, Rising slowly. Temperature 39.6 F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 77% |
I have my cats, Harry Potter DVDs, and ice cream. What else do I really need? |
Omg OSU. I hope our defense can save us... |
I've been straightening my hair for an hour and I'm only half way done \ud83d\ude2d |
So sick of pretending im okay and that the sadness is gone |
No |
When you get blamed for something that you couldn't have done <<<< |
@SwagMasterFlash late |
mocha frappe'a are my life! |
You don't give up on someone you love. |
It's gonna take more than some herbal supplements to cleanse my body of this past week. |
Don't you worry child |
You're a spoiled brat be thankful for once |
So who's gonna come spend the day with me tomorrow? I need plans \ud83d\ude01 |
I am sooo not used to sleeping in the evening but i gotta do it to make a lil money |
@kc_li I'm sorry that I'm a busy girl! I'm sure you could find someone else, probably not as fun or as cool as me..but ya know! |
@ericalynn_14 oh haha |
Baby is someone else calling you baby. It\u2019s driving me crazy. This bein in the dark |
I just want a lot of sweaters & scarfs. |
cross your fingers |
And the phone case has arrived |
You better believe I looked it up... with my #badhabits |
Can't wait for the day that twitter pays money per tweet or hours logged on.Then & only then, could I afford a housekeeper! Dreams....... |
Glad the library website is working... |
I mean.... I wish I was @Teigha13 \ud83d\udc9c |
@save_bythe_bill how much are tickets? |
@crd_143 ok ok I'll admit it was a little bit funny haha |
Dave Hall |
That's bothersome. |
Stop this... they have a movie league ultimate frisbee #fucked |
The things I wish I could say |
@hflowers293 text me real quick! |
@Meeejjjjjj ummmm... Awkward... |
Saw so many people from high school tonight it was great |
@erin_19_nicole hahaha I know! But what people don't know is that I'm a model... |
remember when people compared Occupy Wall Street to the Arab Spring |
God is ALWAYS good. #ThankyouLord |
Went on instagram.. bad idea.. some weird shit |
@toripoplar wish i could have seen you last night! Hope you had fun!! Be safe crazy girl \ud83d\udc9c |
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