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@ShelloKittyyy Good thing he was. That kid needs help, like when you offered him a Swedish fish and he went all technical. |
\Brendan is also our favorite even though he doesn't play anymore.\" #tmlt" |
Always want what I can't have.... Or what I used to have |
My only day off this weeeek finallllyyyy |
I miss my dad... |
why are Luke Bryan and Blake Shelton matching idk |
Watching movie 43 it's weird af |
#WeCantDateIf you won't travel with me. I wanna see the world\ud83c\udf0d |
I guess its bring your pet to class day... |
@R0throck @kody_trude Mr. Landscaper over here |
Sooooo tell me why I'd make out with my best friend while family was around .... I'm joked right now \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 |
@twjpdx23 @trimet i pay thousands in #trimet taxes a year. |
@katherine_meuse is my favorite since she wraps my food up and makes it look cute \ud83d\ude0d |
time to have fun at the river |
I'm all irritated and shit and have to be up at 6. |
My loves \ud83d\udc8b |
amras mom keeps talking about how i got fatter dude stop\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude48 |
Time to go get a bottle of wine :) |
We just try to be better than we were. |
Your my voice when I can't speak. |
Enjoyed bingo tonight, @LoggersBaseball, kept everything interesting. Awesome to win home opener also. #summer #baseball |
Overall today sucked |
Having a little me time enjoying some arbor mist wine..@brandihayes I bet that brings back the memories doesn't it lol..miss you \ud83c\udf77\ud83d\udc9c |
Such a fun night! Glad i got to see my C-Store ladies! |
Sleep deprived |
@amandagroskopf fag |
#JustinTimberlake ....#NSYNC? Are there you there?! |
For a defense, a snowstorm like this is heaven #DETvsPHI |
@KaayMaariiee well i better not show you where the lemonade is made |
@Jayjackson58 awwww\ud83d\ude0d\u263a\u2764 |
Don't let em say you ain't beautiful |
Am I the only one awake right now |
@CBSBigBrother #bbchicken |
Netflix binge #OrangeIsTheNewBlack #obsessed |
@jvwieser but now since the test isn't until Thursday I don't have to work on it until Wednesday night......right? |
I cannot stand when people k me.\ud83d\udd2b |
There are so many situations in life that are hard to walk away from...standing next to a heater when its cold is one of those situations |
Whys it so cold in here ugh |
One Tree Hill time\u2764\ud83d\ude03 |
Breakfast in bed is the best #WarmAndCozy |
\He just asked where I got my bag, if it's from here in town.\" @eshriver1 heard \"he asked me where I got my badge, if it was from Vietnam.\"" |
Remember something... These people don't give a FUCK about you unless you're doing something for them |
The fact that my only friend is my dog makes me want to reevaluate my life. |
@_KatMorrison ill keep It just for you (; |
so glad I got out of that\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude02 |
Glad I got to see my Hayward loves @morningwood34 @PeterAndersonRF @jacobs_skidoo and #TwitterlessErika \ud83d\udc9c |
I can't wait to see my boyfriend todayyyy. \ud83d\ude0a |
How do I even manage \ud83d\ude02 |
\u201c@TheBovsWho: Today i learned that \u201cbae\u201d stands for \u201cbefore anyone else\u201d and here i was thinking it was just slang for baby or something\u201d |
sure be cool if you did |
If only |
Great. Card number was stolen in the Target hack. Thankfully Chase stopped any actual money from leaving my account. Still pissed though. |
Hopefully, this task goes to Team Power. #CelebApprentice |
@kristinamarie8D wouldn't I had enough energy to push her out in 15 mins if I was in that pain from the contractions for 12 hours! |
@JessiMokaJoe OK. Don't be afraid to ask whenever you might want to~ |
@TatumMack26 Sames #thestruggle |
when your 8 am class gets cancelled > |
Begin months of chapped lips and numb feet |
It's not about what you're capable of, it's about what you're willing to do. |
That was the best nap of my life .. |
@rkelly I love you !!! |
@NatalyNguy really |
I was so out of it last night, I almost forgot I have work today \ud83d\ude33 |
never good enough for me |
@tghq I don't have the game or else I would play |
The power is out.. What? |
Feel like a loner not going to the fair thing. |
@Rowlstud I just got home. Wahhh! :( |
@sydneymitchell5 @BiG_NASTYY22 I'm coming too haha |
So. Pale. Resist getting a tanning package, resist it. |
Pruned the apple trees last week and needed to spray with sealer. I put my hands in the sealer. I am #Waterproofman |
@bruised_apple alright.... just use a towel to hold the hole and you will be fine to use it |
Oh yeah ps. If I hate you enough. I'll give you mono. And I have the 1% strain soooo YOU'RE SCREWED #watchyoback |
@_christinamurph you should feel bad for me I'm a sad innocent young girl afraid of the big world in front of me #wut |
#JusinMeetMurelle @justinbieber \ud83d\udc51 |
@AustinLayne18 should be. If my moms lazy ass come to the Administrating office. |
Happy |
@_YoungR3ckless WRONG. |
To cut or not to cut my hair #someonepleasehelp |
@cherylpoestone @3phibotticelli my bad...I just wead the feed. #BaconBeer please! #NipClub |
My sister leaves Sunday \ud83d\ude13\ud83d\ude22 |
Montreal bound with the boys |
I wanna play ghost in the graveyard |
@coastin2012 I am, it's still hot! \ud83d\ude1b |
Yeah we are those kids on the quad smoking the hookah as a ninety person tour group walks pasts \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude02 |
@harlesmcgeee LET'S SPIN TOGETHER BEFOREHAND OKAY DOUG WILL LET ME BORROW A FLAG SO WE WON'T HAVE TO TRADE OFF AND ON |
Hope to see everyone in clarion tonight #thelights #indiannation |
@JoeFinlayson1 @GauthierDalton truthfully, I don't think so whatsoever, shit I stay swaggin my sweats anyways \ud83d\ude4c |
Getting the outcome you want in a situation is very rare. |
@tiffuhhnayy At least you and I know our lives are. |
@Whitaker_T haha oh yes!! Gotta get these white legs to see some sun! lol |
@AngelicaKATU Very funny! |
Look a like I'm single for life everyone I'm single for life |
Me and @allisonowak are gonna Miley trashy wasted. \ud83d\ude2c |
Gonna try to make it through the CBS pre game sad story segment without crying this year. I'm 0 for last decade. #\ud83d\ude25 |
its not funny people are sick |
Just now settling in that we are officially on break \ud83c\udf89\ud83d\ude1c |
Everybody get your asses at the HYCC tonight at 6 for the hockey game against sandwich #TheStable |
I want to make dinner....but my bed is so comfy and my room is so warm from all these candles \ud83d\udd25 |
@NewmanGaby I'm right here \ud83d\ude18 |
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