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@ShelloKittyyy Good thing he was. That kid needs help, like when you offered him a Swedish fish and he went all technical.
\Brendan is also our favorite even though he doesn't play anymore.\" #tmlt"
Always want what I can't have.... Or what I used to have
My only day off this weeeek finallllyyyy
I miss my dad...
why are Luke Bryan and Blake Shelton matching idk
Watching movie 43 it's weird af
#WeCantDateIf you won't travel with me. I wanna see the world\ud83c\udf0d
I guess its bring your pet to class day...
@R0throck @kody_trude Mr. Landscaper over here
Sooooo tell me why I'd make out with my best friend while family was around .... I'm joked right now \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02
@twjpdx23 @trimet i pay thousands in #trimet taxes a year.
@katherine_meuse is my favorite since she wraps my food up and makes it look cute \ud83d\ude0d
time to have fun at the river
I'm all irritated and shit and have to be up at 6.
My loves \ud83d\udc8b
amras mom keeps talking about how i got fatter dude stop\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude48
Time to go get a bottle of wine :)
We just try to be better than we were.
Your my voice when I can't speak.
Enjoyed bingo tonight, @LoggersBaseball, kept everything interesting. Awesome to win home opener also. #summer #baseball
Overall today sucked
Having a little me time enjoying some arbor mist wine..@brandihayes I bet that brings back the memories doesn't it lol..miss you \ud83c\udf77\ud83d\udc9c
Such a fun night! Glad i got to see my C-Store ladies!
Sleep deprived
@amandagroskopf fag
#JustinTimberlake ....#NSYNC? Are there you there?!
For a defense, a snowstorm like this is heaven #DETvsPHI
@KaayMaariiee well i better not show you where the lemonade is made
@Jayjackson58 awwww\ud83d\ude0d\u263a\u2764
Don't let em say you ain't beautiful
Am I the only one awake right now
@CBSBigBrother #bbchicken
Netflix binge #OrangeIsTheNewBlack #obsessed
@jvwieser but now since the test isn't until Thursday I don't have to work on it until Wednesday night......right?
I cannot stand when people k me.\ud83d\udd2b
There are so many situations in life that are hard to walk away from...standing next to a heater when its cold is one of those situations
Whys it so cold in here ugh
One Tree Hill time\u2764\ud83d\ude03
Breakfast in bed is the best #WarmAndCozy
\He just asked where I got my bag, if it's from here in town.\" @eshriver1 heard \"he asked me where I got my badge, if it was from Vietnam.\""
Remember something... These people don't give a FUCK about you unless you're doing something for them
The fact that my only friend is my dog makes me want to reevaluate my life.
@_KatMorrison ill keep It just for you (;
so glad I got out of that\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude02
Glad I got to see my Hayward loves @morningwood34 @PeterAndersonRF @jacobs_skidoo and #TwitterlessErika \ud83d\udc9c
I can't wait to see my boyfriend todayyyy. \ud83d\ude0a
How do I even manage \ud83d\ude02
\u201c@TheBovsWho: Today i learned that \u201cbae\u201d stands for \u201cbefore anyone else\u201d and here i was thinking it was just slang for baby or something\u201d
sure be cool if you did
If only
Great. Card number was stolen in the Target hack. Thankfully Chase stopped any actual money from leaving my account. Still pissed though.
Hopefully, this task goes to Team Power. #CelebApprentice
@kristinamarie8D wouldn't I had enough energy to push her out in 15 mins if I was in that pain from the contractions for 12 hours!
@JessiMokaJoe OK. Don't be afraid to ask whenever you might want to~
@TatumMack26 Sames #thestruggle
when your 8 am class gets cancelled >
Begin months of chapped lips and numb feet
It's not about what you're capable of, it's about what you're willing to do.
That was the best nap of my life ..
@rkelly I love you !!!
@NatalyNguy really
I was so out of it last night, I almost forgot I have work today \ud83d\ude33
never good enough for me
@tghq I don't have the game or else I would play
The power is out.. What?
Feel like a loner not going to the fair thing.
@Rowlstud I just got home. Wahhh! :(
@sydneymitchell5 @BiG_NASTYY22 I'm coming too haha
So. Pale. Resist getting a tanning package, resist it.
Pruned the apple trees last week and needed to spray with sealer. I put my hands in the sealer. I am #Waterproofman
@bruised_apple alright.... just use a towel to hold the hole and you will be fine to use it
Oh yeah ps. If I hate you enough. I'll give you mono. And I have the 1% strain soooo YOU'RE SCREWED #watchyoback
@_christinamurph you should feel bad for me I'm a sad innocent young girl afraid of the big world in front of me #wut
#JusinMeetMurelle @justinbieber \ud83d\udc51
@AustinLayne18 should be. If my moms lazy ass come to the Administrating office.
Happy
@_YoungR3ckless WRONG.
To cut or not to cut my hair #someonepleasehelp
@cherylpoestone @3phibotticelli my bad...I just wead the feed. #BaconBeer please! #NipClub
My sister leaves Sunday \ud83d\ude13\ud83d\ude22
Montreal bound with the boys
I wanna play ghost in the graveyard
@coastin2012 I am, it's still hot! \ud83d\ude1b
Yeah we are those kids on the quad smoking the hookah as a ninety person tour group walks pasts \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude02
@harlesmcgeee LET'S SPIN TOGETHER BEFOREHAND OKAY DOUG WILL LET ME BORROW A FLAG SO WE WON'T HAVE TO TRADE OFF AND ON
Hope to see everyone in clarion tonight #thelights #indiannation
@JoeFinlayson1 @GauthierDalton truthfully, I don't think so whatsoever, shit I stay swaggin my sweats anyways \ud83d\ude4c
Getting the outcome you want in a situation is very rare.
@tiffuhhnayy At least you and I know our lives are.
@Whitaker_T haha oh yes!! Gotta get these white legs to see some sun! lol
@AngelicaKATU Very funny!
Look a like I'm single for life everyone I'm single for life
Me and @allisonowak are gonna Miley trashy wasted. \ud83d\ude2c
Gonna try to make it through the CBS pre game sad story segment without crying this year. I'm 0 for last decade. #\ud83d\ude25
its not funny people are sick
Just now settling in that we are officially on break \ud83c\udf89\ud83d\ude1c
Everybody get your asses at the HYCC tonight at 6 for the hockey game against sandwich #TheStable
I want to make dinner....but my bed is so comfy and my room is so warm from all these candles \ud83d\udd25
@NewmanGaby I'm right here \ud83d\ude18