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I could use a drink |
@ChelseaAnnMyers awh ): |
It was only just a dream.. |
I think @GrangerSmith needs to come to PA !! #loveyourmusic |
Signing up for classes is so much less stressful when the average class size is about 150 people |
12 minutes to get in a mile. This is unacceptable. #OutOfShape |
Soooooooo lazy today. I dont feel like doing shit. |
Go suck a dick. |
It's stuff like this why I just @givethefuckup |
Omg \ud83d\ude21 |
Just wasted two hours of my life, \ud83c\udd92 |
October 18th is the day my family is openly a wreck on social media. Just wait, and deal with it because we loved our grandma. |
Funny how it goes |
@Crummypants I'm looking forward to it >:D |
Good morning everyone |
@Kameron_Stanko wow I see how it is. |
Holy shit I don't feel good \ud83d\ude37 |
I smile when Walt Jr. cries. Top 3 least favorite TV character of all time |
Every time I eat or drink anything, especially something with caffeine, an hour before I go to bed I have the most messed up dreams \ud83d\udc7d |
I almost forgot I have Softball today, how freaking exciting :) yay |
@WrigleyEric @laykarley I diiiiiig it. Sweet dreams friends. |
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@PRIEBE18 lol I'm sure |
@charleseshenour yeah haha came in there Canadian studies class |
@sgorges12 I've done that so many times!! Sorry girl |
My mucus is getting out of hand |
i HATE the outfits little girls wear for cheerleading! Why do parents think it's okay for their daughters to wear that?! #babyprostitutes |
@EMILYYJONESS not surprised its pretty awesome! |
I'd like to be at the gym right now. \ud83d\ude0f |
Well lets tailgate |
Gorillas> Grizzly bears |
Roadkill <<<<<< #gross |
awkward |
@fghtffyrdmns666 how did he ask you? \ud83d\ude0a |
Can't wait to go look at the house tomorrow! |
Be stronger than your strongest excuse |
Memories will stay , people won't |
guys try so hard to take advantage of girls. |
@RyanBischof fuck u |
How many of you have an alligator chillin' in your backyard? |
Another Saturday at work |
@mayhemgirl70 I'm not prepared for that intense of a cardio workout at all!!!! |
Only 3/4 of the crew is here. \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d |
Oh my god it is so hard for me to read tweets with obvious spelling errors and not correct them \ud83d\ude23 |
@ethandr8 what is up my boy! Welcome to the Twitter-sphere! |
My mom is obsessed with pictures.. |
I don't even know anymore. |
@leighcrystal15 Bri is missing Crystal. Aka we need to hang out. |
Pretty sick watching my buddy @RossKSU7 on ESPNU right now at work. Go Wildcats! |
I hate people that are allergic to peanut butter like get out |
@Saxual_Strouse lol im not the only one |
Of I really just hashtag that |
@AFI you guys were incredible tonight!!! So glad I got to see you! |
@_theMAESTRO_ yeah I have a Managerial Accounting exam today sigh |
I've been cheated on by two people what the hell made you think id put someone through that? |
Last day of work til Thursday. Can this shift be over already so I can see Kevin?.. |
Lend me your eyes. |
@capstylemag such a fun post to write!! |
@nancyyninja doubtful. Were watching Gideon's Trumpet again tomorrow. |
bored, tired, & there's a lot of pain in my knee. bleh! I really hope there's nothing seriously wrong with it |
If you're mad at someone else don't take it out on me because I will never do that to you |
I'm pretty sure I just watched a drug deal. |
@AlexisColeman16 folding laundry! Hby |
Only I would get pelted by one of the fireworks. #myluck |
Well freshmen year flew by let's hope the summer goes slowwwwwww. \u2600 |
@sophia0xx @Ngore1012 says I look like her |
I love the things you do. it's how you do the things you love \ud83d\udc95 |
I hate when @AmyTavares goes to college I need her here always |
@NNihill okay fine you're too cool for boats more for me \u26f5\ud83d\udea4\ud83d\udea3\u2693 |
@sidcelery @GrantJames_CFC I think it's time for Frank to do what Maka did and play just once a week. JT may need to take a rest this break. |
@zachattacckk01 @JocelinOWLout stud |
I love having my own place because now I can walk around with nothing on \ud83d\ude0f |
It's hair mask time. |
Fun summer nights&& long cuddles |
@Mad_Madii I know right !! |
@maciw_macipoo no . I'm not hungry . |
Don't come to a browns backers bar and complain that there are too many browns fans. IM SORRY THIS ISNT THE VIKINGS BAR BYE |
@aaronfox72 \ud83d\ude18 |
every time I reach out my fingers, it seems like more than distance between us \ud83d\udc96 |
@Hayy_smifff I'm not complaining, I was trying to do something today! |
Love that @BrianCardinal is back at Purdue and in today's Exponent. All time fav player hands down #35 |
\ud83d\ude23\ud83d\ude34 |
Shit like that is just stupid |
Awkward. |
I've been in such a bad mood today and I have no clue why. |
There is a man wearing flip flops.... Flip flops. Why. Why please tell me why |
Nick always says he's not staying then falls asleep lol #weirdo |
@PaytonDrake just cause he knows I'm the #1 angel |
You'll do big things down there in Missouri!! Make it happen!!! See ya at Christmas:) GOD BLESS @Ben_Is_Second |
I don't think I've ever met someone who didn't like #Blink182 |
Michigan cannot miss |
Some walks you just have to take alone.\ud83d\udc63 |
It never ceases to amuse me how useful a misspent youth can be. |
That was a subtweet btw.. |
Baseball is drawing closer, can't get over how anxious I am. |
leaving the house before the sun rises<< |
@cedes_pratt599 I'm always at your house i go home and throw shit in there then leave. Haha. :) #Shutup #Faggot |
Jordan Hall again #GoBucks |
#IGetAnnoyedWhen people act like they care. I don't have time for that shit. Just be straight up with me. |
THE ONLY LIQUID MY PARENTS LEFT ME WITH WAS DETERGENT? THANKS ILL JUST EAT THESE GRANOLA BARS AND DRINK THIS SOAP FOR CLOTHING |
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