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If theres school tomorrow just no one go. It would be priceless to imagine all the teachers and delahunty just standing there with no kids |
It's nap time |
Gotta wait again til 11 to see walking dead |
@Zachlahti3 oh nevermind... I see it now... Thanks.. |
It sucks when no one respects how hilarious my snap chats are |
Got home and the first thing zavey did was throw my phone into the sink full of water. Good thing it's still working.. \ud83d\ude12\ud83d\ude33 |
Watching the panic room until I fall asleep |
@TaylorShaye_xo Thanks! |
broke or sprained my hand lastnight.. #wtf |
@jasonjwilde Got hosed on that play.... |
Thornton is older than I thought he was, but I expect him to make a big impact. He has always had a power arm #RedSox |
@brodanwill 49 min till go time! Super excited for tonight! |
Apple Jacks though \ud83d\udc4c |
completed her food and exercise diary for 02/11/2013 and was under her calorie goal #myfitnesspal |
\@awkwardhoe4lyfe: so tell me....how does it feel to know guys only like you because they know youll sleep with them?\"" |
Tell your bother that a professor just tweeted you and a friend & @KevinKlein_13 \when did professors get twitter accounts?!\" Haha love him" |
@allyyrichardson John Locke set the guidelines for our modern day constitution be nice |
Even though it was a tragic event. I'm happy that someone made a document about the pentagon on 9/11. Most all focus is up on NYC. |
Drinking and good times with family |
@syd_ebsolo I've been called an asshole before, so where are the ladies? |
@karaEdoss @KaelaKing12 are you here for the night??? |
Christmas with 8 kids under the age of 8. Bring on the Advil! |
@J_Stenz22 eww I seriously almost threw up. That would've completely ruined my Friday! #toomuchtohandle |
@blACkiCE187 that's about right haha |
@JosieGreen14 if you ever need a free ride home, let me know! I know it's a long ways from GB but its always nice to go home and visit |
I just saw the cutest old couple leave Friendly's, they were wearing the same exact sweater!! |
@good_acid Kip is too perfect |
miss my best friend so much rn. never know how much you could miss something/someone until it's gone |
My nephew is so bad .. |
You're 15 and talking about one night stands. Please go kill yourself. |
Everyone and their dead hamster were at Applebee's tonight |
@kershner_taylor we have a test today? |
@JuressicaPark can I join you?! |
5:30 behind the library highland vs strongsville be there or be homosexual |
@Taylormaedierks okay. Love you\ud83d\ude18 |
just seen a stud argue that she doesn't have to cook at home and her gf should because \ a woman's place is in the kitchen\" but...im so lost" |
#ImNiceUntil you try to get between me & my boyfriend. |
Grow up or give up. |
I'm never content. |
Wow BlackHawks |
Love OU's campus. \u2764 #maybefutureschool |
My father inspires me . He legit doesn't care about anyone except himself. |
@HashtagSheila a gift indeed |
@caseylc_10 only stop for squirrels \ud83d\udc81 |
I honestly wish I had Netflix right now ..so many shows I want to watch |
Romo doing work, 500+ yards and 5 TDs |
#kentuckyderby fun!! @koriannval however I'm desperately missing my Kzoo woman @coopaloop09 @AleciaMK \ud83d\udc9e |
@KaitlynCorby yep and next time we are going to a vampire friendly bar \ud83d\ude08 |
Wanna walk in these shoes? Have the outfit to match. |
I shouldn't be complaining about my Stepmom going grocery shopping this late, because now I got food I can pig out on \ud83d\ude02\ud83c\udf54\ud83c\udf5f\ud83c\udf57\ud83c\udf56\ud83c\udf5d\ud83c\udf5b\ud83c\udf55\u270c |
@allyfrieden13 @HaleySchneider4 @alliefeldpausch we need a wigi board. |
shout out to @MissCameronS for the sprinkle hook up. |
@iMeaganJones it's just something that I have. You could have it too... |
@Khadiggy21 I love you. \ud83d\ude18 |
@davidearlcook can't wait till he makes it big. Sugar Tongue Slim, is the man! |
It's hotter than @TAThiessen in a bikini here in Texas!!!! Go @Rangers !!! |
Spongebob makes me happy |
She smiles all day long, then crys herself too sleep . |
#homesick |
@KatieKruppner it's okay \ud83d\udc97 |
Just I've let down so many people today.. |
@MarissaGammer YES USE YOUR BRAIN! |
Economics was not a class potus had to take in college. #SOTU |
The fact that I probably will not be able to play softball this coming year kills me. |
@k_whit_holla @kingbenz12 @chels0712 I got the snapchat....nice face plant! Hahaah. |
@ClarkSommer of course |
@caitlin_devers swear i crave them and a fresh made lemonade ! |
I'm literally going off on everyone and everything right now. No reason really either. |
Sometimes quiet is violent |
That was a wild episode of game of thrones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
@Bobby_Barry1 well shit. Think of something lol I can pick us up a case. |
@shak717 maybe |
@unceminor @catiekingmusic so proud! Congrats my friend, that's amazing to hear! |
@AndrewChagnon can't believe you lit a neighbors house on fire. Then made it look like someone else did it |
@Ryan_King31 you couldn't guard a damn pole #hahahahahahahahahah |
No one understands the friendship @BrookeStegall and I share. |
@DBLesky man, the Royals of the last 20 year's must have really wanted to be good |
@koltensmith35 check again |
One game out of the way. |
I have the best Mother in Law in the world. Always thinks of others b4 herself, kind , funny & loves her sons & grandkids. Luv u Ruth Adkins |
I regret that decision! |
@fr3mad those bastards |
@purplelilgirl Didn't get it yet. Are you sure your code is right? Mine is 4 digits and yours is 5. |
The Walking Dead mid season premier last night did not disappoint. It's without a doubt the best show on tv |
Brought my grandpa to the store, and he can't leave without getting my grandma a candy. I need a guy like that in my life. #takenotes #love |
A lion would never cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood.... Haha #Classic |
#StarWarsRemakes The Sarlacc Pimpernel |
Besides my boyfriend of course. |
Stacey's mom! |
Class is cancelled so you know what time it is, time to drinky drinkkkkk! \u231a\ufe0f\ud83c\udfa4\ud83c\udf7a |
Apparently some people haven't learned that when your woman's helping you haul hay you don't say a damn thing about how she's doin it! Done! |
This whole waiting thing between engagement and getting married is kinda sucky |
@MeowFuckingA sounds good |
If you have ever seen me at church you've most definitely seen me get nasty |
@getdownmike that ain't me |
Finally getting my phone fixed tomorrow :) woohoo :) |
When life sucks make something good out of it #LiveLaughLove \u2764\u2764\u2764 |
@salbellone fucking go somewhere. |
Stooping with my dudes \u2600\ud83c\udf7b |
When youre lost and youve run out of road\nFind what I already know\nIn the end close is all there is\nBut you wont find this\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\ude0f |
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